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" 1 111 v De n',H at ,ne Treasurer's : hit n,',r'": "''" Monday, the 7U day j i. ui-i n'cloek. p. m. 15.50 1.. , .... I. A. .liTHEIt. Mi reaiilile Appraiser. 1 -H 1 . I t I? Tfi n 's ( rr 1 r v 1:t4 "' (;atharine Toud, iU-cM i'i:. r, , '" ":,ration have been irrantedti -""'I. ty the Kevtster of Cainhria "n. ,..' ,:U " Catiiarijie Toon, late ;-r-,,r. , "r"uth. Cambria countv. dee'd. j v .li'..",''""'"1 ' e-l'1 estate are rruircd to . ' :. f-tv men', ami inose navlng 1 " ; : .- ! t'.-pw m' V VK-bvM them duiy pro- f-'r,.Nuri,J:iM r iS MYFRS, Administrator. urif. April a;j.i8Tu-Bt. MlMSTIiATOirS NOTICE, j N ''! uVr" ' ,U'tlr ZlMMEKMAS, ile. Vl. ,1, , uy Ki ven that Letters of Adminis Z n ," "'""""'' ihiit.i, on the estate of :,l.l.,vVrr'nin' liu" 01 Hlaeklick Township. ; n l.i'. :'. tnuiteil to the Uuderslirned. All 11 ii ,!r. ,n . . -': - i"l"'"',''V,a"' I'aynent, and those having '"''"".ciiii i ',n'" Wl11 present thetu duly M ' '"r "etilement iu-iril K"- ' K. ZAHM, Adm'r. Uir April JD. H7.-t. Register's Notice. "OTICE is hereby trivrn that the follrvwlnir nnnHHl Accounts have been parsed and tiled in the Pr-irister'a OiHce at Ebensburir, in un-1 for the County of Cumbria, anil will be presented to tlio Orphans' Court of calil coun ty, for ronflrmnMoii anil allowaiut. on Wr.D- t:-5nY, the lh ilay of Jusr., A. I). 1S75, to wit: I. The final account of Sam'l Blongh, fruardinn of Mat tie and 1 '.at liarine Ann liiough, minor chil dren of Samuel S. lilough, late of Cambria coun ty, ilceajej. i. The first an1 final account of Joseph Croyle, aitminirrator of the estate of Amlrew Knciipcr, late or fummrhill township, deceascil. 3. The first ami partial account of Samuel Var nr anI Abraham Varner, executor. of George Varnpr. late of Jackson townFhip, deceased. 4. The account of Kdniund J. Waters, trustee B.joinfeit to sell the real estate of Ann -Tans, lute of Kbensburjf boronah. deceased. 5. The second account of John Fritz. James Me Millin and m. K. Tucker, executors of Oeorge Fritz, late of Johnstown boronirh. deceased. 6. l'ho accotttit of Charles H.'Kliis, iruardian of Daniel M. I'arks. a minor child of Kaiuuel Parks, late of Cambria conntv, docoased. 7. The account of Jsefih S. Straver, iruardian of Alary K., Clarissa and iAlari?iiret K. Uoutrhiiour. minor children of Chrislian Uoughnour, "late of Taylor township, deceased. R. The first and final account of Josephine M. K lie, admiuistratrlx of iiev. J. V, Ktlwj, late of i.lentur!? borough, deceased. 9 The a. -count of Margaret Karlor and Sarah K. Sianlan, Hdmlnlstrators of William Kaylor, late of Allegheny township, deceased. 10. The first and partial account of Jacob Yost, administrator of Leonard Ott. late or Blackllck township, deceased. II. The first and final account or John Back and. Benjamin Wertncr, administrators uf Augustine Farabauirh, late of Carrolltown borough, dee'd. VI. The second and final account of Solomon BensliiKir. executor or Peter AUbaugh, late of Ja-kson township. 13. The flr."t tnd final account of John Arthurs, executor of John Kooken, late of Johnstown bor ouih deceased. 14. The third account oT Harriet Orr and W. C. Towis. administrators of Win. Orr, late or Johns town loroiih, deceased. 15 The second and final account of W. Horace Hose, executor of Jieuben Haynes, late of Johns town boroueh, deceased. 18. The first and final account of P. F.Custer, ad minis; rator of John Kose, late of Jackson town ship deceased. 17. The first and final account of P. F. Custer and Wm. II. Sechler, executors of Samuel Stiles, late of Jackson township, deceased. 15. The first and final account of J. I. and T). P. Brown, executors of John S. Brown, late of Jack son township, deceased. l'. The first and final account of John Buck, ex ecutor of Joseph Buck, late or Allegheny town ship, deceased. 2n. The partial account of Christopher A. Tur ner, administrator of John J. Warner, (ate of Chest township, deceased. 21. The first and partial acronnt of F.mrna Kabb, administratrix .if Auiustus Kabb, late of Johns town borough, deceased. 22. The first account of Iarid J. Horner, admin istrator 1e ton iix in, n. cirm tfxt'imriit- fiinirr'; of Isaac Horner, late .f Kichland township, dee'd. 23 The first and final account of Jacob Trefts iuhI ' Jenrjre Selirader. mini intst rators of John J. Trefiz. late of Johnstown borough, deceased. SI. The first and partial account of Jeo. C K. Zahm and H. Kinkead. executors of David Pow ell, late of Cambria township, deceased. .r.MFS -M. SI.VOER, Register Register's Omee, Ebeustiurg, Pa., May Id, 1875. TJTT IDOW.-i' A VPR A ISEM EXTS. Notice is hereby given that he fol Inwini named apprai-"' incuts of personal pro pfi f.v f,f rteffilents. selected and t npart for the will wt of intestates, linili r the Art if As sembly ot the Utr. day of April, A. I. 1S5I, have been tiled in the Register's tlfice at Etienshurir and will h pres- fifod to the Orphans' Court 4f Cambria county, for confirmation and allow ance, on WrnxbuAV, tlio tMli day of Juki:, A. 1. Is75, to wit : 1. Inventory and appraisement of certain per sonal property appraised and set apart for Martsa ret Shiry, widow of Charles Shiry, late of Adams township, deceased, $57.50. 2. Inventory and appraisement of certain per sonal property appraised and set apart for t'atha r ne Homer, widow of Jacob Horner, late of Johns town borouifh. deceased, t loo. 00. 3. Inventory an 1 uppraiscment of certain per sonal property appra!e. ami set npart for Catharine- Fresh, widow ot Clement Fresh, late of Cam bria township, deceased. $298.65. 4. Inventory and appraisement of certain per sonal property appra is';d and set apart for Rebecca Krintr. widow ot (Jideon Kring, late of Adams township, deceased, 13U0.00. 6. Inventory ami appraisement of certain per sonal propert v appraised and set apart for Mary Pha en. widow ot James Phalen, late ot Carroll township, deceased, 222.e5. 8. Inventory and appraisement of certain per sonal projwrty appraised nd set npart for Kiiia berh iclonalf. widow oT Daniel McDonald, late of Cambria horotih, deceased, $298.00. 7. Inventory and appraisement of certain per sonal property appraised and set apart for Bridget Jlc' oy, widow ot William McCoy, late of Clear field township, deceased. 3U0.f 0. 8. Inventory and appraisement of certain per sonal property appraised and set apart for Su -anna h i Oman, widow of Jacob Oilman, late of Rich land township, deoeasd. -T'0.00. J A MRS M. SIXOF.R. K(?Ister. Register's Odlce, Kbensburg, Pa., May 10. W5. THE WALTER A. WOOD HO WINS & REAPING MACHINE. Strong Local Endorsement. f pil F. following letter fully explains itself, and A ueciis no coininent F.BtfNSP.rno, Tjl, April IS, 1875. Tn Wafer A. I Food, lrtiilrnt, etc. Iiear Sir This Is to certify that I pnrehased from L. & S. W. Davis, your nir'-nts in this plnee. dnrimr the vear ls72, one of your XEW IRON MOWERS, which I have oper ated during the past three seasons with entire suc cess. I have used it In cutting fully 200 acres of grass, and have not expended one cent on It for repairs. Like all other machines, it is not perfect, of course, but the only fault I find with it. is that It is not arranged with shafts for one horse instead of two. n one horse can very easily operate It in anything like (air ground. Jons T. Hcohm, Residing 4 miles south of Kbensburg. IT" Parties interested who wish to see the above named Mower or examine the merits of HoHetn's Mower and Reaper, Pratt's, Sabine, 'lipperand Myers' Hay Rake. Stoner's Fanning Mi.l. the renowned Imperial Plow, and other first cIhss farming machinery, are Invited to call at the Livery and t?al Stable of L. Si S. W. DAVIS, Atrents for Cambria County. Ebensburir, April Zl, 1875.-3m. 1ST OF CAUSES set down for trial at the ensuing" term of Court, com mencing On the t-IHMT Mo DAT of J cms ueit: FIRST WEEK, Christy Wehn McOnrity . Burns .... UfK Davis Ti. AlleghenT Mountain Coal and Lumber Co. rs. Walters. vs. Shumate. vs. Van Ormer. vs. Lloyd. . . .. vs. Dunn. SECOND W. K. ts. nist. ts. Heslop. vs. Arhlo. vs. McLaughlin. vs. Penna. Rail Road Co. vs. Collins. Cooper Co , Heslop , ( i'Donnelj et al Haven St Co Huirhan ( talligan Fiake it Co Vaughn k Lynch.. Mccioskey , Berkey , Myers Co Ciimir a Iron Co.. Bradley. . ..ts. The Tup, of White. ..vs. O'Neil. . .ts. Adams' Ex'r. .vs. Orifflth fc Davis. .vs. Conrad. ..vs. Christy. .ts. Hriskell. . ts. Miller. Curisl y B. :icCOIXAN, Prothonotary. Prothonotary's Ottlce, Kbensburg, May 10, 1875. NOTICE HANDS OFF ! We, the linileralgnert, lisire bought at Sher iffs sale the following described personal proper ty, to wit: 1 clock, bar fixtures and tumblers, 2 tables, I cupboard and dishes, 1 stove and fixtures, 1 clothes-press, 1 sewlna machine, lot of carpet, 1 bureau, carpet and stand, 2 bedsteads and carpet, carpet and clock, 8 sets chairs, 13 bedsteads ami bedding, and 3 stands, which we have left In care of 3. A. McUough daring our pleasure. H. J. HA US. HENRY ELLON, JOSEPH CRAM ER, JOSEPH WEJRTNEK. Chst Springs, May 12, l70.-t. T -he Clil Farm House. At the ft of the 1 111, near the old red mill. In a quiet, shady spot, Just peeping throMgh half hid from view. Stands a little, moss-grown eot. And straying through at the open door, The sunbeams play on the sanded door. The easy hair all patched with care. Is placed by the old hearth-stone; With witching grace, in the old fireplace, The evergreens are strewn. And the pictures hang on the whitened wall. And the old clock ticks in the cottage halL More lovely still, on the window sill. The dew-eyed flowers rest; While 'midst the leaves on the grass-grown eaves The martin builds her nest. And al. day long the summer breeze Is whispering love to the bended trees Over the floor all covered e'er W th sack of dark green baize, Lies musket old, whose worth is told In the events of other days; And the powder flask, and the hunter's horn. Have hung beside it for many a morn. For years have fled, with noiseless tread. Like fairy dreams away. And left iu their flight, all shorn of his might, A father old and gray; And the soft wind plays with his snow-white hair. And the old man sleeps In his easy chair. Inside the door on the saaded floor, Light, airy footsteps glide, And a maiden fair, with flaxen hair. Kneels by the old man's side A n old oak wrecked by the an;p-y storm. W bile the ivy rlings to its trembling form. MES. JONES' ELOPEMENT. Mr. Jones came home that afternoon feeling cross aod tired. Business had been dull, and. the clerks hid been provok ing. When he felt out of sorts, as he did that day, a nice supper and his wife's com pany were the best antidotes he knew of, and he hoped to have them effect & cure in this instance, as they often had in other instances. But Mrs. Jones was ortt, the girl Baid. She had been busy in her roohi all the afternoon; she dida't know what she was doing. About an hour ago she had put on her bonnet and gone out, ' and had charged her to tell her husband, when he came home, that she should not be back until late in the evening. "Gone out on particular business, she said," added Bridget. "On particular business," growled Jones. "I'd like to know what particular business she has. I should'say it was a wife's busi ness to stay at home. She knew, of course, that I was coming home complete ly tired out, but that doesn't interfere with her pleasure in the least. She can enjoy herself just the same probably all the more, because I am out of the way. I widh I knew where she'd gone." lie went up to her room to see if she had worn some of her best clothes. "Because, if she has," reasoned Mr. Jones, "she's gone oil to h ive a good time, with some one she cares more for than she does for me." Mr. Jones' brow was black as any thunder-cloud, at the thought. He was in pre cisely the right frame of miad to make mountains out of mole-hills. But she hadn't worn any of her new dresses. "It can't be she's going to a party, then," concluded Mr. Jones, "or she'd have rigged up more. It must be she's goinj somewhere else, and wants to keep dark. It begins to look mysterious. A woman don't generally go ofT in this way, without saying something to her husband, and wear her old clothes, without its meaning some thing, I've observed," said Mr. Jones, Solemnly, to the Mr. Jones in the glass. "I'd like to know what it all doe mean, anyhow." It was just at this juncture that Mr. Jones discovered a letter on Mrs. Jones' writing-desk. It was a freshly-written page, beginning: "Dear Edward Mr. Jones, hair raised on end when his eagle eye caught ti e sight of that name. What awful thing had he discovered t Could it be that his wife was in the habit of writing letters to gentlemen P Perhaps 6ho has gone out to meet one now. lie read the letter through without stopping to take breath, from beginning to end. It read as follows : "Deab Edward i "I have read your touching appeal oyer a-.d over, u-itil eTery word of it is stamped upon my heart. It has caused me to fight a terrible battle with myself. I lovo you, and there is no use for me to deny it. I cannot deceive myself, nor you, by so do irg. But my duty is to stay with my hua b ind. I loathe him I despise him ; he is a tyrant but, he is my husband, and as such, I suppose he has a claim upon me, in the eyes of the world, that you have ne t. But, my darling, J love you, and I hive come to the conclusion to cast my lot with yours. I will do as you wish me to. I will meet you at the oak tree to-night at ten o'clock. I hope I shall " And here, at the bottom of the page, the letter broke off very abruptly. The other side of the page was blank. "Great Jehosophat 1" That was the aw ful word that broke from Mr. Jones' lips, when he had finished reading. It was the nearest to swearing of auy word he indulg ed in. If ever he felt justified in using it, he did now. His face was a sight to behold. It was full of anger and surprise, and com plete bewilderment. "She loTes him. does she," he ejaculated, faintly. "And I'm a tyrant, am I r The wretched creature ! She loathes me, and despises me, does she f I'll show her a thing or two. Let me see ten o'clock, at the oak tree ; I'll be there, my dear, and I'll learn your "dear Edward" something I UC WUU U IVlgCI,. A U gU UU b LUIS DieSSeU minute and get a couple of officers, and we'll wait for you. I fancy we'll surprise you a little. Great Jehosophat ! and she's actually been deceiving me all the time, and letting soma other man talk love to her, and coax her to elope with him ! I can't belieTe it, and yet I can't doubt it, for here it is in her own writing. I wouldn't have believed it, if I hadn't seen it in black and white. Dear me ! I wonder if I can bear up under the cuful blow? What will folks say ? I shall be ashamed to meet anybody. It's awful awful !" and Mr. Jones wiped his face with his handker chief, and looked the complete picture of grief. Mr. Jones was so "struck all of a heap," to use his own expression, by the terrible intellir nee that he didn't stop to reason over tne matter. He never once thought that "Dear Edward" couldn't by any possi bility have received this letter, since it hadn't been sent. He only realized that his wife was going to run away, and that she was going to meet her lover at ten o'clock. "ITI be there, my lady,' said Mr. Jones, significantly, putting on his overcoat, pre paratory to setting out in search of the proper officers. "I'll be there, and I'll give your 'Dear Edward something he 4didn't bargain for. I'll 'Dear Edward' him." About nine o'clock Mr. Jones and a couple of officers came up the road stealth ily, and secreted themselves behind a clump of bushes near the place where the two mainroads crossed each other. "Now you mind what I say," said Mr. Jones. 'Til go for him, and you keep out of the way, till I am done with him. I'll make him wish he'd never thought'of such a thing as making love to other men'g wives, see if I don't, I'll pommel him ! I'll trounce hiin within an inch of his life, the contemptible puppy !" a.nd Mr. Jones struck out right and loft at his visionary rival in a way that made the officers titter. They waited, and waited and kept wait ing. The ten o'clock train came in, whist ling shrilly. And still no sign of either woman or man for whom they were wait ing. Presently Mr. Jones bade them listen ; he heard steps down the road. The night was dark, and they could not see a rod off. But he was right in think ing he heard steps. Some one was coining. "It's him, curse him," muttered Mr. Jones.- "Now you lay low, and mind what I say, Don't come till I tell you to. I dare say I 6hall half-kill him, but you keep off, and let me be, I'll take the consequences, if I do kill hitn completely. Great Jehoso phat ! I just yearn to get lay hands on the wretch." "He's close by now," v'.'spered one of the men. "I see him," answered TSTr. Jones, in an awful whisper: "Here, h i I my hat I'm going for him, and may tlie Lord have mer cy upon his soul !" Accordingly, Mr. Jones "went for him." He made a rush at the tall, black figure coming leisurely up the road. He gave it a punch in the stomach with one fist, and another in the ribs with his other fist, snorting like a wild bull. He was too ex cited to tilk intelligibly, at first. The unsuspecting recipient of such an extraor dinary greeting seemed half -inclined to run at first, but, on second thought, seemed to think better of it, and turned upon his assailant. "Take that, and thai, and" that," cried Mr. Jones, who had got so he could utter words a trifle more coherently by this time, dealing blows right -nd left. "Kun away with my wife, will you f You old villain, I'll learn you to swoop round the Jones family trying to break it up. Take that and that ! and oh, great Jehosophat !" Mr. Jones tune suddenly changed; the victim of a husband's righteous wrath had brought his cane to bear up on his foe and was doing good work with it. "Smith Dobson ! help, help !" shrieked Jones, as the cane fell upon his head and shoulders in unmerciful blows. "Murder ! help !" The officers came to his assistance and succeeded in securing the stranger. "I'd like to know what this means I" he demanded. "I supposed this neighborhood was respectable, but I should think you've all gone crazy, or else turned highway robbers." "We'll let you know what it means," cried Jones. "I don't believe you will want to run away with Samuel Jones' wife again." "Is that you, Samuel Jones ?" asked the prisoner. "I thought your voice sound ed kind of familiar, before, but you bellow ed so I couldn't make it out. Are you in sane, r idiotic or what P" "Lord bless me, if you ain't uncle Joshua !" said Mr. Jones faintly. He felt small enough, just then, to crawl through a knot-hole. "I'm awful sorry that this has happened, but I couldn't help it, I didn't know it was you. You see, Amelia's fell in love with some fellow, and I came across a letter this afternoon that she had written to him, saying she'd meet him here at ten o'clock, and I got these men to help me, and we waited for him, and I thought yon were the man 1" "Fell in love with another man and promised to meet him here at ten o'clock P Stuff and nonsense !" exclaim ed uncle Joshua, indignantly. "You were always the biggest fool ! You're crazy I" "But I tell you I sa her orvn letter," ex claimed Mr. Jones. "I ain't crazy now, but I shouldn't wonder if I was before long." " Ifou've lost all the sense you used to have, and that wasn't enough to brag of," said uncle Joshua, rather uncomplimen tary. "Come along to the house, and we'll ask Amelia what it meats." Uncle Joshua led the way, with a pain in his stomach, caused by Mr. Jones' ener getic attempt to teach his supposed rival not to meddle with the Jones family, and Mr. Jones followed in his wake, with, a sore head and a very black eye. There was a light in the sitting-room. Mrs. Jones was there. "See here, Amelia," exclaimed uncle Joshua,, bursting in like a thunderstorm. "Your fool of a husband says you've fell in love with some one, and that you wrote hitn a letter s.tying you'd meet him at ten o'clock to-night and run away with him, find he says he's seen this letter. Now, I don't believe a word of it, but I'd like to have you explain, if you can. "I never wrote any such thing," declar ed Mrs. Jones, indignantly. "You did!" exclaimed Mr. Jones, "It's no use for you to lie abotit it, Amelia. You've broke my heart, and you did write that letter. I found it on your deek, and here it is. It begins 'Dear Ed ward.' " "Oh, I know all about it now," cried Mrs. Jones, beginning to laugh. "Oh, dear me ! You see, Laura Wade and I agreed to write a story, and I had got mine half-done, and went over to read it to her this afternoon, and when I got there I found that I'd lost a page of it. I must have left it on my desk. It was about a woman who was going to elope my story was and she wrote that she would go with her lover, and then, when she thought it all over, concluded to stay at home and do her duty. The pafe that was missing was the one that had the letter on it that she wrote to her lover. You found it, and thought I was going to run away ! Oh, dear, I never heard of anything so fanny ! Oh, dear me !" and Mrs. Jones laughed un til the tears ran down her cheeks. "I can't sec anything very funny about it," said Mr. Jones, feeling rather sheep ish. "How wad I to know that you were writing stories ? You've no business to spend your time in that way." "That's ho," growled uncle Joshua, whose stomach began to feel sore and bruised. "You're a fool for writing stories, and Jones is a fool any way." Which was poor consolation for Jones. The story of the whole affair leaked out and he will never hear the last of Mrs. Jones elopement. GETTIXG1 IUAKKIKD. Every young girl, now-a-d&ys, expects to get a rich husband ; and therefore rich men ought to be abundant. In the coun try, we admit that girls are sometimes brought up with an idei of work, and with a suspicion that each may chance to wed a sober, steady, good-looking, industrious young man, who will be Oinpjlled to earn by severe labor the subsistence of Limsalf and family, There are not so many brought up with such ideas, now, even in the country, as there used to be ; but there are some, and they, eonseiu-jntly, learn how to becoma worthy helpm vtes to such worthy partners. But in town it is different. Prom the htghest.to the lowest class in life, the prevailing idea with all is, that marriage is to lift them, at onc3, alove all necessity for exertioa ; and even the servant-girl dress ?s and reisons as if she entertained a romantic confidence in her Cinderella-like destiny of marrying a prince, or, at least, of being fallen in love with and married b;r some wealthy gen tleman if not by somj nobleman in dis guise. This is why so many young men fear to marry. The young women they meet with are all so imbued with notions of mtrriage so utterly incompatible with the ordinary relations of life in their station; they are so wholly inexperienced in the economy of the household ; they have been taught, or have taught themselves, such a "noble disdain" for all kinds of family in dustry ; they have acquired such expecta tions of lady-like ease and elegance in the matrimonial connection, that to wed any one of the.n is to secure a life-long lease domestic nnhappiness, and purcha wretchedness, poverty, and despair. All this is wrong, and should be amen ed. Such fallacies do not become a sensi ble age nor a sensible people. Our grand father and mothers had more wisdom than this. The present age is much too fast a one in this respuct Let us sober down a little. Let every young woman be taught ideas of life aud expectations of marriage suitable to her condition, and she will not be so frequently disappointed. Should she be fortunate and wed above that con dition, she may revdily learn the new du ties becoming to it, and will not have been injured by having possessed herself of those fitting a station below. Let her an ticipate always a marriage with one in the humbler walks of life and then, should she happen to do better, her good fortune will be only the more delightful. j A jacket of fifty bonnets, the latest broadbrim fashion, has just been forwarded to the Shah of Persia for the use of his la dies. The bill was fi.OOOf- Western civil isition is finding its way to Teheran. KEYS Klt'S bllEjLM. HOW HE ANTICIPATED DEATH. J Last December my friend Keyser dream- I ed one night that be would die oh the i3th ! of January. So strongly was lie assured of the fact that the vision would prove true ' that he began at once to make preparations j for his departure. He got measured foi a ' burial suit, be drew up bis will, be picked ' out a nice lot in the cemetery and had it fenced in ; he joined the church, and se lected six of the deacons as bis pall bear ers. He also'requested the choir to sing at the funeral, and he got them to run over a favoiite hymn of his to see how it would sound. Then be i;ot Toombs, the under taker, to knock together a burial casket, with silver-plated handles, and cushions inside, and be instructed the undertaker to rush out his best beavse, and to buy sixty pairs of black gloves to be distributed among the mourners. He had some trouble deciding upon a tombstone. The man at the marble-yard wanted to shove off on him a second-baud one, with an ailgei weeping over a kind of a flower-pot ; but Keyser finally ordered a new one, with a design rcpicsentifg a rosebud with a broken stem, and the legeud, "Not lost, but gone before." Then he got the village newspaper to ptit a good obituary notice of him in type, and he told his wife that he would be gratified if she would come out in the sprinc and p'aut violets upon his grave. He said it ! was hard to leave her and the children, but she must try to bear up under it. These afflic'Jons are for our good, and when he was an angel he would come and watch over her, and keep his eye on her. He said she m:ght marry again if she wanted to, for, although the mere thought of it neat ly broke his heart, he wished her above all to be happy, and to have some one to love her and protect her from the storms of the rude world. Then he, and Mrs. Key ser, and the children cried, and Keyser, as a closiug word of counsel, advised her not to plow for corn earlier than the middle of March. On the night of the 12th of January there was a flood in lie creek, aid Keyser got tip at 4 o'clock in the morning of the loth, and worked until night trying to save hit buildings and his woodpile. Ho was so busy that he forgot all about its being the day of his death, aftd, as he was very tired, be went to bed early and ulept soundly all night. About 6 o'clock on tire morning of the 14th there was a ring at the door bell. Keyser jumped out of bed, threw up the front window and exclaimed I "Who's there?" "It's me Toombs," said the undertaker. "What do you want at this time of the morning?" demanded Keyser. "Want," said Toombs, not recognizing Keyser, "Why, I've brought around the ice to pack Keyser in, so he'll keep until the funeral. The oorpse'd spoil this kindei weather if we didn't." Then Keyser remembered, and it made him feel mad when he thought bow the day bad p issed and left him still alive, and how he had made a fool of himself. So the corpse said : "Well you can just skeet around home again with that ice ; the coipse is not yet dead. You're a leetle too anxious, it sttikes me. You're not goin' to chuck me into a sepulchre yet, if you have got every thing ready. So you can haul off and unload." Abrnt half-past 10 that morning the Deacons come around, with ciapc on their hats and gloom on their faces, to carry the b dy to the grave, and while they were on the front steps the n.arble-yaid man drove up with the rosebud tombstone and shovel, and stepped in to ask the widow how deep she wanted the gtave dug. Just then the choir anivtd with the minister, and the company was assembled in tho parlor, when Keyser came in from the stable, where he had been dosing a horse with patent medicine and mash for the glanders. He was surprised, but he proceeded to ex plain that there had been a little mistake somehow. He was also pained to find that everybody seemed to be a good deal dis appointed, particulary the tombstone man, who went away mad, declaring that such an old ft aud ought to bo rammed into the ground anyhow, dead or alive. Just as the Deacons left in a huff, the tailor's boy arrived with the buiial suit, and before Keyser could kick him off the steps the pa per carrier flung into the door the Morning Argus, in which that obituary occupied a prominent place. Anybody who wants a good reliable tombstone that has a broken rosebud on it, and that has never been used, can buy one of that kind at a sacrifice foi cash, from Keyser. He thinks that bad dream must have been caused by eating too much sau sage at supper. AJler. Here are soma of the devious ways and war. darings of a love-'etter : A Boston lady, while in Paris two years ago, sent a letter to her sweetheart, a ship captain, aidress- ; ingittoSt. Helena. It missed the wanderer 1 and follwed him about the world, finally re- I' turning to Paris, where the captain's hanker forwarded it to Boston. It reached him one evening as be was bouncing a six-weeks-old baby on bis knee, he having ' married the writer of the letter a year ago. i The letter could not have followed him ' more persistently if it bad been a dun. Salter's nor. Salter had a boy who was not worth the1 starch in Lis shirt collar to any one. H's name was Noble. He was appropriately named. He was a noble !ra. Salter hired him for a dollar a week to tend office; He stayed with Salter just half an Lour, when he discharged htm. ilia discharge was summary. The boy come to the office at 10 o'edack. Baiter, after telling him what to da, went across the street to see a friend, leaving the boy dasting the fund ture. After Laving quite a chat with his friend, during which he bad told him lie bad got a boy to work for him, and that he hoped he could leave the office ortcner now, be returned. He had been gone just fourteen minutes by the watch. It i8 astonishing how much cussedness a good healthy boy can accomplish in fourteen minuses. As Salter approached the door, Le heard a medley of indescribable sounds within Lis office. He opened the door, and there was that noble boy flying around the room, with a broom after a strange cat. As be entered, the boy shouted i "Doggon it, boss, hurry up and shut the door, or she'll get out. Oh, Lord, can't she skin around, tho' ?' And making a pass at "the cat with the broom, he mashed all the glass out of the book-ca-e. Did Salter get mad 1 Oh, no t He kept Lis temper aud bUru-d for the boy, who, thiuking he was arter the cat too, got mere excited than ever, and yell ed : "There site goes, blast her old hide. Head her off, boss ; head her off I Oh, glory ain't we havin' a time!" and, making another pass at the cat, lie hit Salter on the head with the broom, and, running agaiu-t him, upset hitn iu a coal-scuttle, and rushed on. The Cat making thg circuit of the room before Salter could arise, dashed across his outstretched body, and ripped great gasl.c-s in his pants and shirt bosom with his claws the boy following close after her fell over him. Picking himself tjs be Sat down to take a test, v.hile the cat, biding on a book-case, mewed piteously. Then Salter arose. He did not lot his temper get the better of his judgment, but he was very pale. He reached for the boy. Ifo got a fitm grip on his collar, and started for the door, When he got outside, bo placed that noble boy in front of bim, and kicked him clear Out of his coat. TLeri he dragged him to the fctairs, end pitched hitn down a Uight of ten steps and then jumped down on him. Then he plucked a handful of the boy's hail, and tossed bird out on the walk. The boy picked himself up, gazed wistfully up the stairs, andj while great lears uf sorrow rolled down his cheeks, he sighed "What a bully time I could have had with that cat !" Sailer has concluded that be Can get along until spring without a boy. He hfcft adopted the cat, and has posted tip A notice to the effect that any boy caught id the buildiug will be shot on sight. Pr Shimixy! Ish Dot So? There is doubtless such a thing as excessive prompt ness in emergencies. Presence of mind and determination are admirable qualities in themselves, but it sometimes happens that a decision made upon the spur of the moment is regretted upon a mora deliberate survey of the field. This remorse seems td have overtaken lately a worthy Dutchman of Anaka county, Minnesota. The Dutch man was seeking to reach a town at soaio distance from Sauk Ceutre, aud to accom plish this must drive over the prairie from the latter town. He was unaccustomed to the road and night overtook him with his vehicle fast in a slough and no town id sight. He sought the solitary farm house visible and asked permission to 6tay till morning, the farmer telling the haveler, however, that it would be necessary for biin to sleep with the children or with the farmer himself, as their accommodations were limited. Quick a lightning, the Dutchman expressed his itsolution not td sleep with the "bodderation shiltren," so he slept with the farmer. The rest of the story may be given in his own lan guage ! "Veil, in der mornin', ven we comes ruit der sthairs down, t Fee two girls a pout seventeen und nineteen years old, und I ask der old man : 'Pees dem girls die shiltren you told me a pout?' und be say yaw ; dem ish mine only shiltren V und I says to myself, Vy shiminy 1 ish dot so?' y. Y. Commercial Advertiser An old couple from Camden were wan dering through an Eastern market, when tlie man became so deeply engaged in watching two handsome ladies that be failed to reply to his wife's inquiries She saw what ailed bim, and catching him by the coat tails she slung him "kerwhop" against a stall, then taking him by tho collar, she said : "Samuel Hauover, don't attempt to trifle with me ! You know me, Samuel, and you know that I'll break yonr old neck if t calch you trying to play off on me !" He turned his attention to the vegetables after that. " "Why do you use paint?" asked a vio linist of his daughter. "For the same rea that yon use rosin, papa." "How is that?" "Why, to Loip me draw my beau."