y' . v a v v-r--"-; - " -' i-SLv kXSSffi'.- - v: T:V rSlJ. XV .-revolt f--A. A A it Jt -i-e fa W " -. I 1 I t?i J - 4; M Ei "HE IS A FREEMAS WHOM THE TRUTH MAKES FKKE, AND ALL. AKE SLAVES EESIDE. Terms, C2 per cr, r eclvrnce. i H. A. r.lcPIKE, Editor and Publisher. XM smWm Mm my m ' XM mmmmm m WM m Ms ivr II f J o , : . ' . ' T i i II ) YOLUMK IX. e n n f ev -s a qi tt" . l I ilfS Bl BK '1' U !V I- rnSimwAV iPWSB S9 S H F3! 3 amount .fi.roi.fcrty hi I I a V a W B BUEm M J;,n. 12. 174. mm it m mm t w.-a J'te.7 '" money and the long con tiiKiftl noglect of mniiy of my customers to yw up tlieir iiukbtetlness f,r the past year in- more, I am compelled to adopt ANOTIIKPv SYSTEM of doing IniMiiesF. Very ninny of my cus toiiicrs have allowed their accounts to run for such an unreasonable length of time that a great loss to me, without any benefit to themselves, has been the result. Hence it is that I find it J tepriVij t3 Ccstinue th Credit lilm "I nod at the r-amo time keep np my st(K"k I and.meet my oblations promjitly. I am shiceiely thankful for the liberal 1 jatroiiage that has been extended tome, ; and now earnestly ask one and all who are I indebted to me, no matter how huge or I how small the amount, to call and settle, J ilher by cash oj note, jBEi niiETHE 1ST DAY OF JAMAilY, ISTii, "fns I need sir.d must have money. I'cliev v as I do from past experience (which I I have paid well for) that it will be better I ffr me as well as for my customers to adopt ?the ready. pay system, 1 I WI11, TS"OrS .Ufier the FIRST of JANUARY, 1875, SKI L Y (;i)OUS OX i KF.ImT. ' S I am fully convinced that in three cases i vni of four pei ho'nsbuj ing goods never find ',n more convenient lime to pay than vfcen thoy make their purchases, and as an in tiucemcnt to 1113- ciistomtio to buy for cash rin excb.ange for country pi od ace, I will, sifter the abovj datf, ?KN0':K OFF OMC-HA! F the PROFIT ' Jx ivtdf'ii e rrali::od in this place 011 go.u.-i ii.f the same chvs. " , J llopiiiji that my old customer v ill take "jio offense at the new mode f doing busi ness I am about to.n'opt, but will contin to f ivor me w it h their patronage 011 a 'ftiiedy casl ba.-is, which they will be sine t" i'md the very bet.t 0r a!lc mrcrnrd, I ...."I !-d.;e iry elf to mark my govds down to Uc I'lwtfi ca:-h rates. ? ty?: ri:rci: to aji.i COMPETITION DEFIED! I IN A3 WEIL A3 PRICES. Gcorsre Eu: itloy, i .i.r.ii ix i l iidi U 11 ui u, I ill .t til u, u i U ioi, Paints, C;!.?, :c, c, 1: 1; i:y s ; n a , 1 P. roi 0 nr irl nrhcr nhn smrt- f'op llnd i: !! ! ry In send orders for i;i'(.is o eii.fti thi ir '",l'ij .. can n!;'.ke npeeial ur Hiitri iceiils. wiili tt'e. tiiid.-rsliin lois thi.t tlieir -. - n t . t s will oc 1 in I uil at the end .f each i'Jt.th. Hco. II, l-'.i.j i ABOUT THE JiDger Seeing Hacliine I frnrl Vhoro to Euy !t. rrsTKTM A"i See hTC, nelzlibor, run yon te!l )h wh-re 1 eiii Imv tlie Si 11114; machine people i niui'ti iitmul t Ci riztN CK K:o:!nrriO Yes, iritl p!eniire. 1 irum! U is t!ie Siniter Sewing Machine that you I '. Yes, feat's t lie nn;ne of it. f r K. Wei!, ins: dewn tlirrp.two looron.st re. is tti piaee. and rev werd for it ell pleased with your purehan if yon if those iiineh'n s. .Mpsrrs. IjAli.KY airents. have now on hnd nil stvles I' ll W,!l I..- H Vivj; 1 no h 1 Air. Mie kit. I sires ol t hi indispensahle machines, from t he kheat to the MiosL valuable, and are a"c iiim -latinz ti utieuii n w no will he pli :i d to show you II. e in a rid out s ot t heir variout machines, whet tier leu de'sire t.. t uv .-r not. Tla'v n!.-o keet thread. lei-dies and nil the other parathren:ilin of a sew- 11a' maeh inc. and are at ail times prepared to at tu I to t he n t.airinn of inuchines in a substantial Bid to isiactory nianrrer. and at very moderate ;. I;mi"t toriret the place Hiah street, two ker east of Zjhtu'j store, Eiienshurir 4-24.-tf J nr.T tiit uni. 4 S intei etei part it s liaveheen reporting in f. tt. northern part ot thi ceinty that our ) es tor tiiBPiifiicturinir V.'otdcn (ioiels. &p . e niii. 'i hifrner than they. really ai-; we deem rev es-iry for or own proti-cth.n end for lnloiiiiatioil of the public to publish tho I. lowing LIST CF I RICEi. 11ketH ner nnir. hatineU 30 ami :." cts. ter vanl. Ii-sini. res .() t ts. per yanl. 'mem 50 i ts. ner v.irr!. p r,l'"; a:nl Spiniiing 00 cts. jil-r lb. roiiij; 7 T. M. JOXKS .Sr SONS, J J lTV-tf. F.betisl.urir Woolen Factory. J. AW YEAGER & CO., nnoicme aad Ketail ?1anrart arrr or mm AMI SIIEEMRO.N WARE, AND IlKAT.KHS IN fcatmi, Parlor ani CqgMiit stoves, iif'V l.Uventh Avenue, Altoon.'i, 5 n - I IFI.; and PI'OPTIVI ,ido t ,....1, l llllltl-ll 111 iflU l ill lhlni'faM...n 1 terial. iders regoeetfullr poHelfe.l ami promptly nd-i til, rln.l Ilnlitnmtnll.,,. o. , .1 ... whether. 1,-v ,,rch. ,V nn " - t.Kjiia, ript.f, l;.j.-ti. (HOEMAKr.it. .. wm. n.irrmr. flCEMAKER t SECHLER. '.ALLITZIX LAKE, Attorney nerV.'t1 iV' l:i7"),"rff- ' Otliuc with Her and UvutJct, in Court House. iDriiiacuiui t 7 1 ( i T T Ti: K N T H A N N U A 1 , ST T K- retortion Mutual Fire In- anibria county, for the year i?urcl $1030,608,79 Amount of property tnpurcd iurics year, 2J3.4j6,0O-l,324,0C4,7g Peiluct ntnount expired du ring year. 220,44.,C0 PoHict Amount surrendered nnl canceled, 18,101.00 238,540,00 Aiut. of property insured Jan. 11, 1875, l.OTT-MS.TW Amt. of prominm notes in foreo Jiin. VI. I7l. 105 444,30 A tot. of j.reimuu) nute taken during yt-ar. 30,907.S8 136,352,18 Iioi!ui-t amount expired dur ing y cur. 22,717,02 Pi ilii -t ntiiornt surrenJered nnd canceled, 2.6.-.9.00 - 25,378,92 Amount, of premium notes in force Jan, 11, is; 110.975.24 TCo. of Pclicif ? i.apued diirinr yenr. 231? No. of I'o'.icie. in iorccs Jan 11, 1S75, V-"9 CASil rrf)I NT RKCKIPTS. Am . on lmnd it last wttl'mt, 1.2").S3 t'.tti'.i i..r iifw r'lirano.', l,l;.0.2 Ti.'erfi" r i cive t. 21.20 ( n account .1 assessment No.4, 1.?1"..13 - 4,012,38 FSrr.JDITtRES. Ty? sps to ( itspar ll.iijar, 612.r.00 t'. 1'. 1,'nl'erts, x.lS S'-cre!arv".s li-e. lis. 00 T easur.'r"? salary, S0.00 lient, 40O0 Aar.'nt's ceiiimlssian. 17B,00 1 rfiniuiiis nturncd lor Policies canceled, 3.1S I'riminn. po?!asre. Siatior.crv, S'0 Fee? to- jTovinir 'et. of F. leclc, 1.25 'ommission n assessment eol'd, 80,2". It. exoiier.itions, e3. 8 ii.il. am:. No. 4 in V.anjs asses"d, 1 63 Amount p:ii 1 for s.ifc, lyj.00 A int. ivive ted in Uorouili Water Hcn.ts. r 500.00 CoinjK nsation cf F.x. Committe , 4d.00 - 1.5l9,53 f2.4S2.S3 Culanee In In ,ils of Trenfnri r-r, ui:oi'i; i:s or tub Comcast. Pr'hra notes in f r'-t J in. 11, 1T6, 110.trr.24 l.:M"n e !n h nds o' Trcisur;T. 2.4!. 3 Ainouoi Horough Water iion ls, 600.00 113,953,07 I.TAP.it.ITtES. n:ipai 1 not yet due, I-.OS! The forrtio na; aeeonnt. au 'ited. found correct, and approved. !:(. HI'XTLEY, F. UOHEIiTS. Ex. Com. Jan. 2!.75.-3t. Ut(). 31. KEADE, ) DIXANCE of the Boroiio-I1 o1 arrolltown, Cambria County, Pa. Il it enacted and ordained lv the Council and Unr. ss of the .oro;tr'n of ( 'arroi Itown. and it !s h-r. by er.acte.1 .m l ordniwd l.y the nnthority of ihcs.i'me. rteii a Wetih Scales shonl. I Rni must he erected for the use ot ('arrolltown Uorouiih. tho same to he pi ocure I hv the (Council and Harris and 10 he paid for on of the Boronarh funds. The Scales are to Kt'j five tons or more and as low as one pound, an-' r.rc to he erected in llie middle of the town. 011 Main street. Stt.ox 1. It ste-M hi! the ''n'y of the Weiirh 1101 S; er to ?ei;iii all hay. i 1 1 or live ftoek. or such o. t:. r ai rvits n.'.:e;i mr.y lie pn-s: nte.l A.r thu j n ,o-- - at t' e Wti-'ii S"al'-e of the I'erongli. pv 1 to liiiv.h a proi.?rly Ti'im'-i r'-d f'-rfffieste of th q!init i ' r in witriit or eshs of the srt'.elu or thinic w;Mir!ie. in t.';e iiariy having the Siinn we:.'h"d, a lei when : 11 ' n.-o.ie of the purchaser can l ascrnroiod, hisnameslir.il he inserted in tho i-ert i. vat e. Si:' ton 2. Xo peren 'h-V, ho permitted to ,-U or deliver n.py hay. straw or coal wirh!n thn limits ol the M'Too'tch. on cirt, icij'iii. sled, or other ve hiele. un'il Die same shall have been first weighed up, hi the itorouvh Seaicsan 1 ihe numher of ptiunils or I'tisli. l.s. us the case nny Ue lu!y ascertained t y the V?iflhri.?tcr : fin I if any person shall s dl or receive piym- m lor any load of col. hay or raw not so weighed, and Ihe WBiht ornuttiher of hus'eds ih'Troi so asi-iTtcind, or heforo receir liiir a cr iliiate ilierei'f from Ihe We'-rhmflster, or, havi'nr received su- h cer'tflrtnte. th ill seil or r'.ccivc payTii.-ni f. j' u -li load or part throof with c;t !'. iveririr the e-rlirimte to the pur. 1. user, such person shall besnljject to a fine of not lesi than one nor taoro than ten dollars for each ot f.'iise. SK'-tic-v 3. It shall he the duty of the 'Wcih. Ii-as'r to keep the Horouah Scnle? in irood or ler. It ii' ltd, dirl. or o' her extraneous substances shall ndhera to any vehicle weiiched. It shall l. his dut y M make a suita'de dc-'.i:t;ion cn account theroof n s a !.-' for a tiy unl ue moisrure on hay or ot h"r ar t'des weiarhe I. If ar.y person shall present or make iis-i of a false certificate, or of one issued oh some o' ner lo.'d than thai on which it Is frnndn ieni iy used, he shall pay a fine ol not t Imn live nor more than twenty dollars. Ski t.o 4. Tiie following shall he tho rates of charge hy the W cl;rhnaster : For a loa". of t'oal lira w n hv one horse 10c'. " " " ' "two horses. 15 " " " " more than " 20 " Live Stock, l.C'0 lhs. or less 20 " " " l.ooti to 4.000 lts 21 " " " more than 4.00 1 ihs... ....... 60 Hay and Straw, 1. o n ils. or more .. .. 25 " " 'e ss than I.O'.hj lbs . .. 20 " Sicf-TION 5. All finis lint may he imposed anil collected far a violation of this OrJinance shall he paid over to 1 l.e Ki rnr-gdi Treasurer, and arc to he used and applied as itorouh taxes. O: vi n under my hand and seal of office. n.t Car rolitown, this lt day of Au ust. A. 1. 1S74. JtiilX JiL'CK, Hursress. Attest E. Lj. Bixoer, Clerk. 11-20. -3t."l SHERIFF'S PALES r,v virtue of Ktindry writs of ? e;iff. JZtpon., issneil out of the Iiistrict Court of t 'nmmnii Tieiis r Cam li."ht enutity uni to tve ilirectt d, there w ill t,e exoosed to Pul lie f-i.lcnt thu Opern Hons", John'town. on Ti'F.sn tv, ICtii hay or FKn tr Ai'Y next, at 1 o'clocU, P. M., the following Ileal Estate, to n it : Aix theriirht. title and interest of Thomas A. Carroll, of. in and to a lot of irronnd situate in the Fourth Ward of Johnstown, Cambria county. Pa., front inir on He J ford street on the north, and ad hiininir lot of John Carroll on the e.tst and lot of (icortre Carroll on the west and the Feeder on the south, havin-j; thereon erected two story plank house, now in the occupancy of Daniel Shoop. Ta ken in execution aud to bo sold at the suit of Wil liam Yotnii. Also, nil tsie rlsht, title an1 Interest of Daniel Fulton, of. fn and to a lot of ground sitnato In the Koronvh of Conemau rh. Cambria county. Pa... fronting on Locust street, and adjolninic lot of t 'harlcs Eitzimrer on the one side an 1 lot of i red eriek Hit weiirer on the other si le, and extending back to the Frankstown rond. hav-intr tlureon erected a two story plank honsa and a plank sta ble, now in the occupancy of Havid Fulton. Ta ken In execution and ti lie gold M the suit of Oeo. 31 a hen. TKints of Su.R. fine-third of the purchase money to be paid when the projwrtv is knocked" down, and t he remaining two-thirds at the confir mation ot tho Deed. HERMAN BAVJIER, Sheriff. ShrrHCs Offlce. Johnstown, Jan. 19, 1873. Annual statement of the "T n,'rc"Sii a"d Town Council of the Hur- oiifrnoi r.oenstinrir. as required by Act Of Asscra bly passed April 2-uh, 1ST4 : ASSKT8 AUD ti ABILITIES. Actual Indebtedness 411710 iiiouiii. . 1 rnir.ra ( Huro h IJcnils) 4.065 UO " " Fioatinif ' .V2 10 1 aiuiiuon 01 1 asaoic -ropcrty . . 2 sst nn ropcrty . . CtlARArTltROF ASK1R. Balance due on Duplicate , " In hund.sof Euriress , r,.v).M) 2.J.18 Daf ol maturity of Horoniarh Bonds 13th Au gust, lsfc4. I H. KIXKEAI), Hiir"ss. T. v. Dick, Secretary. 1-2J. 3t. ... . ' 1 m 1 oun.y, tile purpose ot said et be- to renuiro the 7nmntlssionrs aforesaid and " tlieir Clerk lonitend en el. Ki.iwi..n ht g.i.i . . I ' ntid perform the duties, touching all the expenses . of the same, that are new linii...,! on , h n ..i t 1 .1 V ".noift ,-i, tviiiun auiu cuu- : I'luiu. in nn ui prjveii April 4th. 173. AXTHO.N ANNA, ) WM. I. ?I cEI'.EEAXr. I Co Coiu'rs MAKTIN F. CAMPltEljr Ete. in-hur,;, Jn. 1S75. 4t. TvfOTICE. Notice is liereliy piven , that the tiiidersitrt.,., Commissioner r (a in brut County, Inten I nnklntr applied ion . to the present E -Brishiture for the passnne of an Aet entit led " A fun her Supplement to end Act"' entitled '.n Act CStablisliinir -in n.l.lillnn.l ....... ' EBENSBURG, A CONDUCTOR'S STOUT. BY OMX CIIIET. I suppose that there are not many I folks that would exiect to hear of an y- I thing romantic about the life of us I street car conductors, and there isn't much. We get used to our business very soon, and don't often pay any at t tention to 0111 passengers; r.ardly look ! at them when thev get on or olT. Iut I once in a w hile it is dilferent, and I ; expect that I could tell you a story that would sound about as well as the stories "OU see in the papers. And I know it is true, too, because it hai pened to me. You say 3-011 want to hear it? Very well, if you ain't in a hurry, for it's quite a long yarn. I was about tvcnty-three years old when I went to New York to get a place on the street cars. I suppose some folks thought that it was sort of a come down for me to do, for my father was a well-to-do doctor in a county village, but I didn't care about books or lieing shut up in a store or olllee. I always liked to be out-doors and see people, and I think tlir.t any honest business is respectable enough, if you make it so by being respectable yourself. I got a place right away on one of the Second avenue cars, and sta3'ed right along fur more than three years. I soon got used to the business, and left people come and go without giving anybody a second thought. In the meantime my father died, and mother came to live with inc. Shetrad enough, so that with niv salary we lived very comfortably indeed. My two sisters were well married, and we had aslit-le to bother us as most folks. Jly car started from the city hull at fix o'clock in the morning. I came to know pretty well the laces that went with me at that time in the morn imj. They were seamstresses and clerks, and workmen of all sorts ; many of them came over from Brooklyn. One dreary, drizzly mornirg in No vember, I was ju.-it about starting for up town, when a 3 0iinr gi.l ciiio hur- lying up. the car was crowded and she had to stand. I asked her for her fare, and she gave me a three-cent piece. If "it had not been for that I don't suppose I should have looked at her a second time. We have such trick rihed on us very often, and I suppose I spoke very cross, and I told her she gave me a three-cent piece. She looked up in a frightened way as she gave 1113 the right change. I could not help seeing that she was unnsu.tlly pretty, and very pale. She couldn't be more than sixteen vears old, and ha l a childish kind of a look in her big, brown e3 es, that I could not for get. I looked at her two or three time?, hoping that she would look up again, but she wouldn't. I saw she was comfortnb- enough dressed. She got out at the corner of Sixteenth street and went up rapidly toward Union Square. I didn't know what was the matter, but all day I coiild not forget her face, with its scared look, as she gave vne the right money, and I puzzled my head a good deal about what she was. I had come to make pretty good guesses, and I was quite sure she wasn't a clerk or seamstress, and she seemed too 3'oung for a teacher. Besides it was too earl- for r teacher to be goii.g up town. I laughed at myself well, and called myself a fool a dozen times that day. I "What's a little pale chit of a girl, that ' you will likely never see again, to you," I said to myself, but I couldn't I tell any more than I could help breath ing. 1 At six o'clock I went down, and I could not help watching Sixteenth street, as I went by, and, sure enough, there she was. She gave "me the right I change-this time, and did not look at me again. At City Hall she got out and went on down Park Row It more than a week before I saw her again. If she went up and down she went on some other car; but at the end of that time she went up in I my car. 1 was worse on" than ever after that, she looked so pretty that morning, and again at night she rode I down with me. I After that I lost sight of her for a , long while, and it lothered me, I can tell you. I grew so cross and moody that mother did not know what to do with me, for when a man has got to be twenty-five 3-ears old withoutbeing hit, it goes pretty hard with him when it does come, and I was about ready to confess that I was in love, that is, to m3-self. But what could I do about it? I began to get restless and think of leaving the line, when one dark, rainy evening in February my heart gave a great jump as I looked out at Sixtee nth street. I alwav's looked out when wo passed there. She was coming, sure enough, but with a heavy veil over her face. As she stepped on the platform of the car her fHt slipped, and if I had nuu caniit uei sue wouiti nave nau a hard fall; aa it was 6he sprained her foot enough to m ke her cr3' out a lit tle,' but I. heard her. As she couldn't etep down fnm, I helped her to a scai. Fortunately there was onby one other passenger, an old woman with a bas ket huddled up ia one cud of the '-ar, PA., FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1S75. and I made her partly lie down on the seat. As she raised her veil to find the' change, and to thank me, I found that she had been crying. If I hadn't known before what was the matter with me, I should have found out then by my "sudden anger at whoever had made her cry." I wanted to kill some body, but I couldn't do a thing. I didn't even dare to speak to her, for I can tell you she wasn't any of your bold girls, and if I am 011I3- a street cai conductor, I know better than to lie rude to ladies, and she was a lad3' if she wasn't dressed to kill. When we stopped I was desperate, and, though it was against the rule, I got oil the ca and helped her to the sidewalk, and the sweet smile she gave me when she thanked me was all I had to live on foi a long time, for I lost her again, and this time I almost gave her up. By Ma I was so miserable that mother said I must have a holiday. I went to the Super and told him I wasn't well and wanted to get off for a month. lie was very kind, said that I looked. pale, and I could go, and he would save me a place when I got back. You see I hadn't lieen in the habit ot running about, and I hadn't asked for a holiday before while I had been on the line. So one bright morning I found my self free to go and do what I liked for four long weeks. Of course you can guess a thing I meant to do if it could be done. Perhaps if I had seen the girl as often as I wantel to I might have stopped caring anything about her ; but I am one of those men that don't like to have to give up aii3rthing. For a week I went every morning to the starting place of the cars, and ev ery night to the corner of Sixteenth street. Then I was sure there was no use looking for her there. She was oil that beat, at any rate, and I elid begin to despair. But New York is a queer place. You ma3- live there for 3"ears, and know that a cert: in perron live-? there too, and 3-et you may never meet : and then again 3 011 may meet el." 3 affei da' the same person, with no reason for it, or 3-ou m.y stumble upon semcbodj- in the rjueerest way; and th it was what happened to me. I was getting tired of roamiDg around, looking into stages and cars, when one d.i3", after two weeks of my vacation were gone, an oi l friend asked me to go with him to Brooklyn. We wanted to go to the navy yard and half a dozen other places we had never seen, so we agreed to take an early start and spend the day-. It was hardly seven when we reached the Fulton Ferry. A boat had just come in, aud crowds of men :-!;d women were coming through the gates. Joe had got seperated 1'iom me a little and was ahead, and as I was pushing lo catch him I ran against somebody-. I turned in a liuny to apologize, an 1 there was the very- girl I iiad been looking for so long. As she looked up I imagincei that she knew m3 face, but she gave no sign, but hurried on to a Fifth av enue str.ge. Of course Joe made his trip across the ferry alone, and I al-waj-s have to laugh when I think Low astonished he told me he yvas v, hen he looked all over the boat and couldn't find me, and then came back and I had disappeared, from this side, too. It cost me several plates of oysters and glasses of ale to got straight with him again. Bat I forgot all about him. I did not want to attract her atten tion by- getting on the same tage, so I jumped into a carriage r.nel told the driver to follow that stage, and he did so well' that yvlivii at list it stopped at the corner of Thirty-fifth strevt, we were only a few steps behind. I let her get out and go down the street be fore I got out ; then I paid the driver and watched her till she went up the ste-ps of a nice-looking house. Then I liegan to yvoneler what I should do next. You are getting tired of m3r story? No? Well, I'll makefile rest of it as short as I can. I found a bakery over on Sixth avenue, bought some crackers and cheese and put them in my pocket; then I Ijonght a newspaper end a book and prep.-.red to keep yvatch of that house till night, for all I knew. I stay-eel mostly- 011 the avenue, near the corner, leaning up against lamp-posts and reading. The police looked at me a little, but as I tl id if t trouble anybody nobody- troubled me. I was just fin ishing my lunch, a little after 1'2, when to my great joy- 1 looked down the street and perceived that part of my watch was over, for the little grey fig ure was coming quickly to the corner. I lookeel up the avenue and sayy a stae more than a block away. She had not noticed mc, a3 I was "on th? oppo site corner, and as quickly as I could, without attracting her attention, L crossed the street and began as nearly a run for the stage as I fared. 1 caught it just a?4t readied Thirty Sixth street and jumped in. I gta seat at the further cud and pulled up the collar of my overcoat, for it was rather chilly, snd I had worn one thinking we should go o the water, pulled my hat brim down and took out my book. Fortunately, before we reached her corner, a party of five got in, so that when we stopped for her she had to trdie a sent bv tlw r.- side, and could not see me even had she tried. So elown we went to the ferry-. We crossed the ferry and walked up Fulton avenue for a short distance, until she went into a small, neat looking fancy store, and did not come out. Then I put on my thinking cap again. I first looked at the name em the store. It was Smith Mrs. '.. II. Smith. I suddenly remembered that my mother or somebody else wanted some ribbons, and after 1 had lookeel to be sure she was not there, I went in. I bought the ribbon from a nice lit tle woman, then I got desperate and made up my mind that I woulel find out the girl's name at an3' rate. "I beg your pardon," lsaid, "outniay I trouble you to give a note to the young lady yvho has ju-t came .in here ?'' "To Miss Holland?" said she, with a look of surprise. 1 could have kissed her for falling into the trap so nicely. "Yes," said I, "i am a friend of herV and so I yvas, bless her "but I have bet:i ejut of ttnvn, and could not find 'her direction. 1 could not f peak to her just row, she was so f:r aheael of me. but if yon will take a note te her ! shall feel maeh obliged." The pretty' little woman hesitated a minute, i knew'the story was clumsy, but it was the best 1 could think of, and trembled in m3" shoes before she spoke again. "Miss Nora has:i't been here but a little while," she said, after a minute.; I knew all her name now Nora Hol land "and I elon't knoyv much about her friends. Her mother is so much trouble that she eloesn't get a chance to get out much after sLe conies from her teaehing." "Isn't her mother any letter?" I said, as innceently as ! could. "No; I don't tLink sheis. She can't walk any."' 'I am sorry," T said. 'I know it may look a little strsnge, but if 3-011 will let mc write a note to Miss IIcl larnl, I. assure 3 011 that it will be all right." "Yciy well," she said, after giving me a hard look once more; "3-ou ciui come to the desk."' So I wrote, and thio i what I said, as ycll as 1 can remember: "Miss Holland: ly name is Henry Hunter. I am si street car conductor en Second avenue, iu New York City. I am an linne&l man, a:rd I have come to toll you a true story, tonoh it may look stiangeto you. I have boon yon ride on my car, and I have watched yeu when yen elid not know it. I do not know yon and have only jns-t learned your name, 1iut 1 know I think of you as I never did of anybody before, and I Ix-g of you to let me make your acquaint ance. If I had"kno-.vn any other way to beeome acquainted with you I should have done so, hut I did not. I have told this lady that I am a friend of yours I am there is nothing I would not do foryoa that any friend would. I can refer you as to my character to Mr. , the superintendent of the Second avenue car line, and to Rev. Mr. , the pastor of the church where my mother and I attend. I have tried to fui tret ytv, but I cannot. "I hep of you to see me, if only once, and I assure you that I am honest and tiucere in what I have said. "Yours, respect Hilly, llENUY IICXTETU" This note I folded and directed to Miss Nora Holland, and waited while little Mrs. Smith trotted up stairs with it. She was govie perhaps ten minutes, but it seemed like ten hours. I grew cold and hot by turns, and trembled so 1 could harelly keep my-seat. At last 1 heard her quick little footstep. "You can come up stairs, Mr. Hun ter," she sakl, opening the door. She pointed out the stairyvav-, and went back to the shop. I fairly staggered up the stairs. At the right of the laneling was an open' door. The chairs and tables da need before my eyes as 1 lookeel in, but b3 a great effort of will I controlled myself as the same figure th?.t I knew so well, though I hacl seen it so little, with a fac, not pale now, but with a -pretty blush on each cheek, came forwarel. - 'i could not speak. She held out hand. "1 remember you," she saiel, simply. "Here is my mother," she paid as she led the way to the grate fire, b3- the side of which an old lail3' with giay hair and a sweet face was sitting. "Mother," saiel she, "this is Mr. Hunter, the gentleman who was so kind to me yvhen I hurt uiv foot get ting into the car. You remember." "Yes," said the old lady; "that was when the (libson's were so kind to you.'' "Never mind that," said the elaugh ter. I remembered how the hot tears were in her ey-es that day. "Yon hover went back to Sixteenth street?;' I said. "No," she replied, "but I did much lietter soon after, i only- teach from half-past eight to twelve, now, and have two dear little pupils on Thirty fifth street." We both felt a little awkward, anel hardly knew what to say next;- but it toon wore away, and if Mrs. Smith was not convinced before that I was an old friend, the length cf my. visit should have maele her believe it. I never troubleel her with any more noles. If 1 hael any to write I either i j ,i T n- 1 - 1- elear mother, who went over there very soon for 013- sake, ami after that very often for her own sake. I usee: the rest of 1113- vacation to make all sorts eif little trips around the city- and Brook l3n, and if I met Miss Holland by chance it. the stage at the coiner of Thirty-fifth street, I didn't think it v, as worth while to ride in a corner or pull down my hat. "And what came of it all?" "Well, if 3'on'll go home with me to-night I'll show 3-011 the cosiest little home yvithin twent3- mile's, and Nora can give you a dinner as good as you can get any where. She has three lit tle pupils of her own noyv, and the two grandmas sit over the fire and talk about their y-ounger elay-s and 't the children, and it is astonishing how many- mutual acquaintances they have hunteel un." so.mk rr". nrccitma wouxdx'i tub the ccf-ij. Over in 'Wilmington, thoctber day, a mil named William D. SauckL-ra died.. It seems tliat there wn anolhor man in the city tearing- precisely the same nan, and wLon the death was announ?e 1, b good many of Lis frien la thought he was deal, and they resolved to go to the funeral. On the day of the funeral the living Shuck ars also thought h would go, partly for the purpose of ascertaining how it felt to participattj in the ohssqnies of a man mined Wm. D. Shnckors. He took up a position in the vestibule, and just as the mourners mere about to come out, a friend, of hi?, named Jones, saw him. The first impulse of Jones was to rush through the kitchen, an! climb suddenly over the back fence, but he con trolled himself, an ! after poking Shuekers in the ribs wih his umbrella to de termine positively that h was not a ghost, ho remarked: "Why, Shuekers, what on ea;ta aro you doing here ? Why aint yon in your coffin ?" "Coffin !" eicliimed Shuci:r3.; s li :t d you moan? Whit do I want with a co.Ha ?" Shuekers, y u Lucw you are dead. Why, th ?y got up all this ;;or ,'poua funeral for yo.i, all these carri.tg.,- and pull-Ljare:-3 anl t'lir.gs, an the clergyman's j-ast been paying you Fphm lid compliments that any dead man might be proud of." "Bat I tell, you I'm not dead. I'm 83 much alive as you are." "There is no use of arjuing the point, Shuekers ; the occasion is too solemn for controversy. But if yon h ire any consid eration for tlie feelings of your bereaved family, who are weeping like uiod np stairs, and for the underU-.k ir, who is wait'mg in side there with the sc rew-driver, yon will go and get into your KiEn an-l In-have. It's indecent to carry on so at your own funeral." "Jones," my boy," said Shuck ?rs, "you have mistaken "No, I'm not mistaken. You're dead technically dead anyhow. It lias been announced in all the papers, your relations have gone into mourning, the B.rard of Trade has ptissed roo!utlona of regret, th-a sepulchre has been dug, up there in tho cemetery, and the tradertal-er ha gone to considerable expense to inter you com fortably. Now, go and lie down, won't you V "JJng the nndertnker !' said Siia'Vers. "No, I'll not go and lie down. I'll see you in Kan 3.t s Crst." "No--, see here, Shu jkers, I came here to attend your fnneral, an I I'm not going to be baffled by any nnseemly conduct on the part of the corpse. Oh ' you needn't look at inc. Either you get back into that Collin, 80s the lid c in screwed on. and the procession cm move off, or I'll put you in there by force. If Inanimate remains like you can go scouting houn I in this in cendiary manner, we'll soon have- the ceme teries unloading, an 1 the unnaa bere l deal crowding out and wanting to vote." Then Jones called the nndert iter, who knocked Shuekers d wn w th a eane, an-l held fliu) until he epl line I, an 1 until tho e tared tin lert ikr reeovero I his a in vaimity, which loft him at the b ;re pcgg-si "on that the corpse was loosj. Tien the funeral n x red oh to the cemetery, and Jones went home, whde Sh ackers p:weedl to cn ai lerman's o.tice to e-vexr oil-, a.wamnt against the undertaker for U5i mlt an 1 b it-t-ry. He intends to ehuige his name to Duykinck. IT WAS ONI.T A MTTLfi rrS. I happened to be in the Argus office tha other duy, talking with Colonel Bangs, tho editor, when a re l-whlsker e.d man entered and 8 il u ted the colonel by throwing i elioir at him. Then he seized B ings by the hair, bumped his head jgainst the tahle three or four times, and then kicked him on the shins. When this exhilerating cxereis3 was over, the visitor shook his fist very close to tho co'onel's noce, and said. "Yon mat ton-headed oatcufc, if you don't put that notice in to-morrow I'll coma i ar.n l yer and smash you up !- Doyoa hear Then he ciifTod B in gs' ears a couple of times, kicked him some more, emptied th3 inkst-m l over his head, poured the sand from the sand-box in the s-'.mepl-vce, knocked over the table and went out. During all this time the colonel s it still with a sickly kind of a smile on bis facOj and never ut tered a word. When the man left. Bangs picked np the table, wipel the ink and emd frrni hI3 t""e. and toininj to me ' XUMRER 1. "Ous w.'d b.-.-c his little fun, yU see ; "He is r. .v--::ien.;vl eniiK-r.mt humorist,' I replied. "Wait wa3 the object of tho joke ?" "Wo'.l, he.-? gein g t sell his furniture at auction, and I piouiised to notice the fact in U-day's Aryiis, but I forgot it, and he called to remind me of it." "Do all your friends refresh your inom cry in that vivid manner P If I'd been in your place, I'd have knocked him down." "JTo you wouldn't," siid Hangs ; "no yon wouldn't. Gns is sherij, and he controls tvo thou.sini do'ars voi-tii of adk-rtiaiYig. I'd sooner he'd Li ie from here to Borneo and b lek ag lin lhan to t ike th it advertis ing away from the Ar?us. Whit's a few bumps and a sore shin or two along sida of ill that fatness ? Xo. sir, he can have; tHi the fun he wai-ts out of uie." The Arjut, I b.-il,ve, ispirtieuTarlypranS of the fact tint it exists in a lar.4 where thj press is fnee and iul pend ent. TUZ ConON-;;R ASI TH- FLOOD. Ihav referred in my !-ok totlmt '-cixcm "of ours who ecizijd un Egyptian mummy that was brought into town, summoned a jury, held uu inonest, on 1he uinxiaj, trou ght in a ver Let of Dath from causes unknown,'" and charge 1 the county w.tli the usual fee3, with coa.potnd interest from the time of Moses. Well, that cor oner is Ftill in ofTice, ar.l he is still enthusi astic about his profess Ion. Last Sunday night he w.is at church. The mirdoter preached a very solemn sermon npon Noah's fiool, and after it was over, I met tha coroner in the isle and said to him: j "Very impressive discourse, Mr. Wheeler, wasn't it ?" ! "Beautiful, eit! Beantifnl,'" replied Wheeler. "And yet it seemed to be kinder : mournful, too." "In ieed ! Why it didn't rtr'ke me in that way. It wis e:.lemn, of course, but it3 i tendency cert linly shonld be to fH theheirt of every truly yood man with cheerfulness and hope." j "Oh'l I know all that,' sai 1 WJicelcr, ,' "but didn't he e iy there rere several mil lion people drowned La t'a -t Hood ' I VO'evo he did." ' "Well, then. I say th it wV-n I tVrk of all th.it ia--rtaV.-, and re-jmW that I j wasn't cor nei tl.vn, and aiu't likely to ba when tiler amCoer suea a freshet, it luaiei : me sick. There ain't no''ing cheerful about such reflections. I feel's :f I haun t beer, treated ri dit; s f I'd w-n robin:!. 1 I would like to knew how W.-eeh-r f.-els when hem Id the story of the de.tr action cf S.-nnaeherib. ! WATrrxa fob lvro'i'T'T'O'". j A young mr.n the other day sent r-.e a so:y entitled "ily Ge imlfathrs wedding,-' which begins in tliis way : ! "When my grandfather was first n.arrkd, you may be sure that I, young as I t:h, had look el forward to the oecasion with in tense interest," I have not puldlshed thenirrtireyet be cau.30 it strikes me that th-r-; is a hitch in . it somewhere ; and I cannot fin 1 the author to ask him to shc-1 light up.n it. For one thing, I want to ascert ain jiust how young he wan when fiat wedding" occurred. I have a kind of an in listinet idea that ha , must have been a good deal of a chil L ! Dot even then I can't exactly m.ike the thing jibe with some of the natural infer ences from the core. W '.e re, for instmce, ' was tho author's father all this time ? aud where but perhaps we hvl better wr.it un- til we heir from the author. I feel some how a3 if be has a mission to rite fictlf'U fiction of the awful and deadly kind. A QUEST TO? FOB rr.omFSOU TTJCDELT-.. If Professor TyndeU drps in u-vm yon, I wish you would ask him why it is that when I yawn everybody near me feels an irre.si.st ible det-.ixe to yawn, and w ill yawn in spita of everything. The mystery in which thLi phenomenon is enveloped ought to be cLs" peliO'L I venture to siy t'.iat nine people out of ten when they r ial this p-u-agraph will want to yawn. i An Ln'ier;;riSi:i:r t'o:u:trj IlJilor. j lie wr.-i once out fin a jaunt in the" town ship of White O ik. Ing'ram Co., s:i Ling to every ferrf'T ei'til he g"t his name and mency, and it co I nppencd that l.c c:ime t a house where death find called n few hours before. The farmer's wife was laid out, and I hus'nuidiir.in nnd his children were ;r:ieiing j out her Liss wheu the editor kn x-ked at the 1-ior. "What's np?" inquired the editor a he si the farmer's solemn countenance Itcivie him. "My wife is -dead, rcpli. 1 the farmer. "Is that so?"' mused tiie t'.iitor a little li-nppoitited. "Did she die ce-y ?" -Dropped uriik?a lamh." "Did she my anything?" 'Not a wrd just went ii,':t to .deep li'x-." "I didn't know," continued the editor, a Mid look on his face, "bsit what -he migi.t l;?ve reqiH-t -d yon to suVciiV far trie t cade, which you know is tlie best peper iu the Country. If you want il I'll take your name rig'-.t in, nnd under t!.e rirciitnsninccs. I won't v-!.arge a cent lor the o! i-.ua 3- t.o liee!" The famier hung o.T for aw!. H--, Vit VTt.re the editor went nwny l:e had twj wd.htional dollar in his pocket, and had written nnten , .iliituMry notice !r p. r licit ion 1:1 t'-.'' issue w'.ieh the bereaved 1 -''