rO THE Hl;.ntS. On the trim the other day a very solecin looking man, dre:sd in block, and carrying a htbox, came aluag and dropped into half ir.y seat. -It is a fine day," I remarked, desiring to he friendly. "It is a fine d-iy, but, young man, how is it with your hou! ?"' he replied rolling up his eyes and looking still more solemn. I asked Li in what he meant, and he an- swered : "Whore would y gc to if you died t How d..e your record stand in llev. en t" I told him that I was jogging along peacefully like, paying my debts, saving a little mony, and dropping s iinvthing into i the ontribution-box Q3 it passe 1. "That won't do ah." he said, as he fold ed his hands an I t-lrv I his eyoa. "You're a sinnc , ah, a bal-.-ful ninnor. Th-ro is no mansion 1 lid up for y'i in the lind beyond the skies ah. ! you ever pny ah?'' Once in a gro.-.t while," I told him. The devil id in vo'tr heart ah." he went on, "Yon pray not, neither do you ;n j. Like a flower yoa shall bo cut down, j ' and the stent shall wither and dcay, and j be Boon no more among the fields." I "What would you ad vise me t) do?" I . asked, fe-lin a little weak. I "I am tut a ioor worm myself ;" he an- wcred meekly, "like unto a puny insect." ! "A cockroach, for icstinee," I put in as ho pau.od. j "Only a poor, struggling wor-um," ha went on, never in In ling me, "ytt I am try- j ing to do my appointed work. Away over : - . ... .' me sea la Atnca, millions are living in i.orance and vice, kno-ving nothing of lleaven, having no fc-oo'l in th.;ir hearts, ) living like the beiuts of the field. In my j poor humble way, I am trying to sive a ! f.'w benighted huithen trjiug to rcL-em j a lew sotiis. "In what particular way?" I inquired. "Partly by my prayers, aad partly by my collecting money and buying Bibles to ehip to them, that they may have the word of liie." There was a pauso fv.r a moment and then he laid Ids h m l on my arm and con tinued : " Young man, the Lord loveth a cheerf ul 1 giver ! Out of your abundance eouiribute i Something for the causo of the benighted. Even though you are not a Christian, your good act will bo put to your credit in the land where all is joy and bli." I asked him if he could change a 5-0 bill and give me Kv.-k $1!,95 and he turned away and sjeuied we.try. We rode on in silence for about a mile, and then he took a str-ng from his pocket laid it on his knee in a way to mako two sop-irate loops in it, and then he sai 1 : "Young man thou irt a sinn;r, and thou wilt not freely contribute to the cause of the benighted." "Which the s id tri:," I mnrimire 1. "On th p trt of th heithen anl ray cause, I desire to bet -.lie? S. j to three that i thou canst not put thy finger in the loop that will cat-h," he sii I, suiiling sweefy. "It's thp oM string g-j m- seen it forty time;," I answers I. "fc'.)h-ly on account of th-j benighted he-t';en do I wi-sh to bet live to three that thou o:nt u-t hwMt the joker," he wont on, pro luolag three th.mol s an 1 a pea. 'Tinyed it in the army for four year.?," I replied, turuiiig away with a mournful hrrt. "Tli -n yoa aro v. i'.'J ig that the heathen Khali strugglu oa like the bcats of the field and the birds of fa.' all ':" he ask-id, putting .up his thimble. "Yea. truly." I an.-:vrored. "'Tis Slid th.it one s yoiiag should be so sinful," ho murmured, and went to the other end of the car and succeeded in fleec ing an oil man out of $.11 and a wateh on the check game for tUe cause of thchoatt on in Africa. StSI'EMlKH ANIMATION. A most rmark.ible ;nstance of a suppos- j cl corpse hiving bdra found to possess i Bijri3 of animation, and of the person really beinr restored to life, has just transpired in Yonkers. A seven yoar old child of a machinist named Slilier, having been in delicate health almost from the time of its birth, whs att icks 1 by an unusually severe fit of illness last week. It is understood that the medicine prescribed was a power ful opiate, but whether this was the cause or not, it is asserted that when the medical lain called the second time, a glance nt his j lite patient inlawed Lira to prunouaoe the j chil l dead. The sjrvi. es of aa undertaker wvro procured, and by him the supposed ; corpse waa prepared for the last rite3. j The undertaker anl his assistant, on ! tiraofif erring the body to the casket in which rzft: mrrt?. ; bIcucs ruence. in tho luean3. the Enters, whereby it waa Been that the uaila changed color, plainly i idicatin, thit tho hoart ha l not ceas ;J to vrform ita all iiiiportaat fuuetioaa. Tlie most approved xuiuier of abninidtcrini lestorativea wat resDrte-i to, aad aeconlinly a more palpa ble decree cf vital.ty was produced, al though it i3 doubtful if the little one who wa i so providentially r"3C0"d from a living tomb cm lonr survivo i lie protract J ordeal through, which it hi p:is.ed. ATEACKrainaSanlay-school in E waa examining a class of Lt tie boys from a! Scripture catechism. The first question ' was, "Whostoned Stephen ?" "The Jews," Second qitostion; "Where did thoy stoue bunf "Beyond t.ie limits of the citv." Tf fl.il fttiotfiw . .x'i. f l i x . Ihe third question: "V. hy did they take him berond the limit-? of the citv?" wis .. ' , , - " J "as not m tne boot, antl proved a poser to the 1i.,l. cl us,- it r. uu.vl Imm 1,,1 t . wuoie Claa,, it pass! Irom he .id to foot without an aii3wer b.'inj atte:iloteJ t 1 -l, . i-i.f." , , , , . U-ng.h a Iitdd fe.iow wh hid be?n Svratc'a- ing hia head all the while lon!rl.,, M.i,ir,, looked up, and. ul, Vfeil.Idolit know, unlass it waJ to yet airjlmj at S,. itwasshortljtobciutoifcJ.wenjrtmckwith I DOOIl TO POST-OFFICE. '" Cmn.erciHl h,H all kindiof Note Pa."?'- Wnt at ihe peculiar aPyearuuoe of Ooo!in WOV0S '&.c' p'.'anVS tha rauijuns It wm nvitleoJ tluit tuere was " , no.,U. , MMa.mPs. Newspapers, Novels, Histo- a markel aLs,uce of rfcor rrtis. or that I I OS1 1 i n H loves. Pen k n Vvesf P 1,rtJ tr nrt Ty ,J"k9' were sont Tor, aal thy at once co-n- ..., ILl""? r'0.?". nw- - !"'"'""' -"'n".iioii oiiu, mis' on Illifh 1 a thorough search for any linger- i "'re, tr.-o d ors e:ist of the r,:mk and nearlv leuca or TiULtj ta.it mijht remain , t.eiter prepared Men ever "to nn, V,. VJA I ubpjct, resoitin. anions? other r.1"''.'!'"" '.' M,f' Jl.WFM and yilLLT-H'.ON tolliatoi trin a cord ti 'IiUt on : buvern at the vfry lowest llvln nvio. I . - " MUM MA DOII HflWHT rJTO 3X13 1ST GREAT REDUCTION IN WAGES. LOOK AT THE PRICES: ( j jTJ jj ALL COLORS, AT FIFTY ix ti: coLons, at the low rnicr. or AM) JLNY OTHER BARGAINS, AT THE POPULAR STORE OF. Ibti 51 tH (SL Nos. 113 and 115 CLINTON STREET, TQIlNSTOAVy, wisum imam tafj. 1 FRANK?. HAY WHOLESALE AKD RCTA5L, -OF 4 & AM)- Shcct-froa WARES, AND UEALF.lt IN DEATIKG PABLOU 13 CCOXIHG STQYES, -AND- llOl'SE-riRMSOWG GOODS GENERALLY. .lobbing; in T;S, COPPER &SIIEEHROX ri:o.m:Ti.j at..d to. Nos. 278, 2S0aad 2S2 Washinslon S. JOHKSTOWK, PA. & shfet-iron ware 'er JllsO; nroiir.ai'a , an.l raHnH oo.. ' " " "" I' ,u" CcoUt f , Parlor nd Heating Stoves oi ine most approved designs. tire gatUfaction to all. E.K-nsbur. tet. 13. Y.TO.-Vf E V- lAV UTM TA 1 Mf Il I'ViirnoTi vii fn " lU lUlll L.MiLllMA.MJlAbX JOHN D. THOMAS, I?OOt 111(1 tlli 3IfllfOr rr'M:nnd.TMned rt spectf u!ly Informs bianu. tfr, .TO'M .Tm"i ZIX'M I'-' "r an.v desired Ri. or quaiitv, from the ""'St French culf-skln boots to the coarsest broxans. in the v h y BKr manm.k, on the sh"r"st notice, and at n moderate prices as lik work can l.e obtained anywhere, l'noso who have worn Hoots and Hhoes made n,f' m v establishment need no nssu rn nee us to the superior o.i.Uity of my work. Other can l''.,si,y i,f convinced of the fact if they w lllonly wie me n trial. I ry ami ne eonvlnced. t? Hepniiiiur of lbiots an-. Shoes at ttAnled to JTomntiv an 1 in a workmanlike manner. Thankful for pnst favors I fee confident t nV work and nricej will commend mo to a ( hat limiauo-) and increase of the rame. eon ions d. thoxas ' " i u .1 tT p. itnn nti if w ill a .. i ne siiTisrrl' rSPIir riNfi arid U(()FiNf?,nadeto order ViaT ItV-PA ir'i'v!''0! '""""' tureand ma Ti t i . ,p,"T,lK.v attended to. All work done by n,e will ., onc riirht and on rair terms, find ,. STtiVEst and WAUF s.dd by me can be dcpen.led upon a"to mialit- and j cannot be undersold in pViee. A continuance i is respectfully solVcT- y it'll, n 1 1 1 u n r . . . . iiK iu rcuuer en THE 9 CENTS PER YARD. 9 great reduction in prices TO CASH BUYERS AT THE EMm Hcnse-Fnrnlsliina STORE MM1K unfIerirnod repfoct fully informs llie Jl citizens of F bpn'.iurjr hfmI the public (roni r Pllv Hint i Iihs nis-lcH UltF.AT HKIilJCTIOX IN THICKS TO TASH IUVEKS on all groods in his hue, consist inn- of MOWING and REAPING MACHINES AND OTHER FARING IMPLEMENTS; COOKING, PARLOR AM) HEATING STOVES of the most popular desifrns nml of all styles, li iccsnnl qiixlitic : mm op mil immm of my own niHutirHCture; HARDVARE, ALL KIND ! siich ns Locks. Screws, Tin ft Hinjros. .eImttfr Hindis, TmIiIc Ilinucs. Hulls, Iron mii.I NhiIs, U imlow ;in, Futty.Tnhlp Kmvfsnnd Forko, Ctirrinir Ktiivcsaiul Forks, I'ockft Knives. Ta Meaml Tea Spoons, Meat flitter, A pplo Psncrs, Scissors, Shc!irs, kuzorp nnd Strops. Htp mors, A TC9, Hrttclicfs. Hi)-insr Miichincs, A nirurs. 'his s;ls. Plant's. ConipHxscs, Soiinrcs, Files. Itsj s. Anvils. Vises, W'renclif . Kip, Pnncl nnd Cross.' "ut Saw s, Ctinins of nil kinds. Shovels. Spr.di , Scvthea iind Smiths. Kttkc. Forks. Slelirli-lid Is, f-hoo I.ats, Peirs, Wax, Hristlea. f 'lot hes Wash ers Hint Wrinjrors. Pufent Thnrns and, I'nt-I.t Machines jrenerally, (1 rind-Monos. Patent Mo lasses Cntesnnd Measures, T.nmher Stieks. Cist Steel Hilies. Shot Unr.s. Hevolvers. Pistols. Car tridsres. Powder. "a ps. Lead, H.irc Shoes and Nifls. i)h! Stove T'iates, r;r:ites nnd Fire liricks, Well and Cistern Pumps, Ac, ic; Kainssrs nd Saddlery Varo of nil kind, tn jrrcat variety: WCCD find WILLOW WARE beyond description ; CA IlliOX OIL ami OIL LAJirS, J ish Oil. Lard Oil, Linseed Oil, Lubricating Oil I P"sin,Tr. Paints, Varnishes, Turpentine. Al' cohol. Ac. ; Silver-Plnted Warp, Glaware, 4e" I iimil G roccrios, such as Tens. Toffee, Sugars, Svrups Molasses, Sniees. Pried Peaches. Dried Apples, Hominy, Ush, Crackers, Uice, Pearl Parley, ic. Tobnrco nml i-s. P;int,Varnlsli.Vhltewash. Pernb, Horse. Pho, Stove, Dustinir, Cl'.thes and Ttinth Hmshev, all kinds and sizes : Red Cords, Manilla Kopes, and tnuny otlier articles, nt ihe liu t rnf f,ircaxh. IIOUHF, 9POCTIXG made, pointed and put up as cheap as posH)le, for cash." 4-A liberal discount made to country d alers buyinif Tinw arc bv ti hr.lesale. r., T , . OF...UUE HVXTLEY. F.benshurir, July 5, IReX-tf. UUWV llTJiinnnTriTiTrmvor jjuuiv, unuuouu Tun nA INO recently enlarned our stock we are now prepared to sell at a fireat reduction from. for:u"i- prices. Our siodt consists of , ... , ...v i ,-iiuiiiiTy, rancy Soaps, Cigars and Tobaccos, lKwVv!,en'1,ll"1Jon"rstork" ,ot ft FINE J hnhLHYiti) which we would invite the at teniionof the Ladies. riiuKKJUAPH ALRTJMS at lower prices th:in evrr offered In this place. I a per and Clears sold either wholeal or re tail LEMMON & MI KUAV. July 30, P8. Main Street, Ebeneburgr. TIE HOLIDAYS M OMR! AS WF. ALL KSOW, BUT THE 3Ft SI 3 2ES Vt IC. .T. IMTTTS CHEAP GASH STORE, Are not over, but rather nnder, those of any other dealer in Dry Goods, Dress Ms, Hats and Caps Boots, Shoes, Notions, GROCERIES, FLOUR, FEED, GRAIN, AC, In till .fk o Timber."' A onmpleteand elcijant assortments of new sroods now in store will positively he sold at the closest marnln. t'ouniry produce at the hlirhest market prices taken in exchnire for ;oo.ls. Full satisfaction guaranteed to all buyers. Store on High street, nea Centre street. E. J. MILLS. Ebmshur. Jan. m. 1R74.tf LOUIS'S JMRBLK WORKS! IS! rckltn Slrwt, Jtintwn. nn and Amurioun Marhls. pprfrni uii.r... tioo i n work, d isiirn and price g-uaranteed Orders reepuctfullj solicited and nromnt ljr cee t.-d. IJahnstown, Nov. 11, "Tl.-tf.! QUIwN. r. o . ;V. . . V . " "Mir lteiorllM es, I .lls.Oir.tiuents. plasters. Liniments, Pain Kili !r rs, it ; ate Magnesia, Ess. Jamaica Gins-er. l ine HavoHnir Extracts, F-sences, Lemon Sv rn Soot hinir Pyru p, Spiced Syrup, Uliubarb, i urc r plocs. Ate. it iiih I iwik a inniiB k .i . a .inil w. 1.MJ4, - Proprietor. W'lYI8' 1,EAT AKn TOMB STONFS. '.,,uNlEI1 AND -'A HIN KT SLABS, AND I Kijh. 4c, innnufactured of the very best Ital- A Life Drama. Scene, Corner of Sixth &i Market Streets, Time, One O'clock. Sxr anger What's the price of that coat ? Oak Hall Doorkeeper The price is on the ticket, sir, 10.50, in plain figures; same price to everybody. Stranger Oh, pshaw ; that's what they all say. You'll take off that 50. Oak Hall Doorkeeper No, sir; under no circumstances. If that 50 could be scratched the price would have been marked so at first. There is no second price. The figures arc down to bottom rock. Should you buy 1,000 of us, nothing could be taken off. We have One Trice to everybody and all are treated alike, whether they buy a single pair of working pants or three suits. Stranger Isn't that pretty stiff? Oak Hall Doorkeeper Nothing stiff intended. Try us. See if we are not patient and obliging. Only we think it fairest for both parties to name at once the lowest price, and stick to it. Small buyers, on our rule, have as good a chance as large ones. Stranger Well, suppose I purchase a garment and it don't fit ? Oak Hall Doorkeeper Bring it back. Stranger Yes, and perhaps get a worse one in exchange. Oak Hall Doorkeeper No, sir; get no worse one get your money back. Stranger Explain that. You mean, of course, if you can't fit me. Oak Hall Doorkeeper No, sir; we mean that if, within ten days, you bring back the garment unworn and uninjured, your money, cent for cent will be returned to you. Stranger You mean simply, if I don't like the goods. Oak Hall Doorkeeper I mean if you don't like it, or your wife don't like it, or the weather changes, or you find goods somewhere else you like better, or you imagine you have been in any way misinformed, bring back the purchase and take back the purchase money. We give a signed guarantee to that effect. Stranger Why, that's a new thing. What is it like ? Oak Hall Doorkeeper 'Tis a card signed by the firm, binding us in every way. Wait a minute, and I'll show you one. He reads over carefully the following Guarantee, which roes with every purchase at Oak Hall. Trie hereby guarantee : i t lit. 21. 31. 4th. return Vhern unuorn ami wnmjured n-Utun 10 days from date of purchase. Signed, WANAMAKER A BROWN. Stranger What is that remark about the quality of goods? Oak Hall Doorkeeper It means that the ACTUAL NAME and grade of the goods are printed on the price label attached to every garment in Oak Hall, and that no misrepresentation can be made. Stranger Ah, this looks lovely, to be sure, if you only mean to stand up to it. Oak Hall Doorkeeper We do, and shall stand firmly by these principles as our only rules of business. The people who don't believe it can prove us very easily if they choose.. Stranger Well, I'll try you onre at any rate. We think this was a sensible conclusion. Let the people inform themselves of what we are doing at OAK HALL to ai ike excellent Clothing and Cheapen the Trices under our New Order of Business. Our store is fuller than evei of Men's and Boys' Best Made Handsome Clothing, which, undr our Ready-Money paid down Oae-Price Guarantee System, fixes our prices lower th in the wholesale stores. This is a good time to visit the city, and the cost of the fare can be saved in g-tti.ng Clothing at the Low Trices we are now selling our goods. V Y Y Y fT5 ir fJk rT wit?. 3 e e jahistbii nuinu EMramuM. WM..P. PATTON, Mninifuotnror and Dealer In A1.T, KINDS OF CABINET FURNITURE JOJ1XSTOWN, PA. Rnrpnii, Itedsteads, Wdshstands, Sldohonrrts. Chamber Sets, Parlor Sets, Wnrdrolies. Rook discs, ' Cane Chairs, Wood Seat Chairs, Kilfhen Furniture, Tied Lounges, Mattresses, Tete-a-Tetes. Extension Tables, TMninjr Tables, Lounges, Cupboards. Ac, &c, &c, 4c, Sec, Sec, &c, Ac, &c, Jkc, &e. evbiiy uBSCRirrio or SCHOOL AND HALL FURNITURE made to order In excellent st o and at low prices. Cabinet and hairmnkers materials of all kinds for sale. Furniture deli vered at ony point in Johnstown or at Itailrond Station free of extra iharnre. WM. F. rAiTOA. Joimstown. Oct. 13, 18T0.-tf. CRAWFORD HOUSE, CltKNSRt lt, I'A. John Fitzharrls, - Proprietor. nAVINO leased and r furnished the abore well known and popular hotel, the propri etor is now amply prepared to pecommodate all who mar favor him with their patronape. The best thilt the market affords will be served at the Table at all seasons, the llr will be kept conslantly supplied with the choicest liquors, and the commodious Stable will be under the chariroof a careful and attentive hostler. No effort will he spared to render quests comfort able and well pleased in every particular, and b" proper attention to husinessand a moderate scale of prices th proprietor hopes to wia his way to publ c favor. (May 2, 18"3.-tf.T Eagle PLANING MILL. M. (SIMON, XAWUTAtTTTRKR OT fmii f eatter-BoarSiniL Shutters SASH-000RS. BRACKETS AND M3ULDINGS, LUMBER of EVERY DESCRIPTION, sniXGI.KS and POSTS-Odur and Locust. Seroll-Snwinir and Re-sawlngr done to order. Corker Kobinsow akd Andersos Sts., T-18. ALLEGHENY CITT, PA. 3m. Parke's Marble Works, 129 Irnnklln fre. JohsMtm. MONUMENTS. HKAT arid TOMB STON KS, COUNTER and CABI N E T SLA BS. MA NTELS, ftc. manu factured of the very best Italian and American Marbles. Entire satisfac tion guaranteed in price, design and execution of work. tir" Orders respectfully sol lei ted I est cash rates. Try us. ' Oct.34.-ni. JOnKPAKKE. V T . i That tte pricet of our godx ghaS be as lo a$ the tome qual't-j Bold any inh ere -in. the United State. That the prices are precisely the same to everybotly for same quality, on sum day of purch: That the quality nf goods is us represented o printed labtla. Thai the full amount of cash pnid trill be refund"!., if customers find the articles unsat'sfaetiry, and n xxsst j The Largest Cloiliing W S. E. cor. of 61h scvn v. sa PHILADELPHIA. COLLINS, JOHNSTON & CO., llrILIi receive money on deposit, discount 11 and collect notes, and attend to all the business usually done by Bunker. Scpt.20.tf. JAS. B. ZAHM, Cashier. 1LLINKRY & MAKING. The attention of the Ladies of Ebens hursr and vicinity is directed to the fact that MWS. K. E. JONES has just received an invoice of new and fashionable Millinery Goods, at her rooms in the East Ward, Ebensburir. ' Weddinjr Bonnets, Hats, etc a specialty. Drepsmakinir promptly and neatly done. The patronnsre of the ladies is respectfully solicited. p-l.'il.l pOALl COAL 11 The subscriber is prepared to furnish, in larjrn or smxll ?unntities. all qualifies of ANTH ii ACJTE and (ITrMINOUS COAL, at lowest market rates. Coal deli verid promptly and f ree of charge for hauling at any point in Ehenf burg- or vicinity Orders left at the Z ABM Stork will receive ear ly attention. DANIEL H. ZAHM. Eensbursr, Sept. ,1373.-tf. II. PLANK, M. D., respectfnllj offers his professional services to the citizens of Ebensbnrir and vicinity. Office fad- ' ioliiinx' residence and Immediately in tho rear of . Hon. K. J. Lloyd's drnir store. Itijrht calls can T h mmin ml. thn rpfliripnan nf 1VT ro. Ilnnn nn f V, w torJ street, Eoensburn. 4-24. -tf.J 1 LOYIJ & CO., Bankkrs, KB KXSnVTtG, PA. IVOoldv Silver. Government Loans, and other Securities, bought and sold. Interest al lowed on Time TV-posits. Collections made at aM accessible po ntiin th! United Stales, and a general BankinK ousiness transacted. M. M. LLOYD & CO , BANKERS. ALTOONA, PA. Trafts on the principal cities nnd Silver nd Gold for sale. Collections made. Monies re ceived on deposit, payable on demand without interest, or on time with Interest at fair rates. J. BUCK, M. P., Physician nnd Knrrfln, , . . Carroi.i.town. Pa. Offlce in rear of John Buck's store. Nisrht calls may be made the residem-e of Jurh Buck, Eng. r April 4, 1873.-tf.l I AMES J. 0 A T M A n7 m7D fhyaieiMiii mnd Snrninn. Ebvmsburo, Pa. Office on nirh street, nearlv opposite Blair's Hotel. Residence ir. Town Hall. .1 ulinn gl reet, where night cnilssliould be made l4-4.-tf.l tT W. DICK, Attounkt at Lavt, Ehi ensbnrjr. Pa. OfBce in front room of T. J. Lloyd's new bulldii.ir. Centre street. All manner of letral business attenaed to s:ttisfac-orl-. and ooi lections a specialty. ' 10-M.tf. ) 1) NIEL MoLAUGIlLf X, Attorney U at-Lato, Johnstown, Pa. Office in the old Exchange building, (up stairs.) corner of Clin ton anrXLociiFt streets- Will attend to all bus nes connected with nlsprofessmn. rjEO M. READE. Attorney-at-Latc, Fbensburir, Pa. Office m Crn" srreet ic doors, tr vck iliirh tret. . (aup.TTW.! of rrnteriil aud vwnufactun art J Hocee i.-i America, & Market Sts. W. D. M'Cielland John Hannak. M'CLELLAND & CO., Mannfaetarera of and Iealrr la Fancy and Plain FUSNITUREI We keep constantly on hand in great variety a foil line of elegant PARLOR AND CHAMBER SUITS, INSTYLES AND AT PRICES TO SUIT ALL CUSTCMER3 Having the most skillful workmen in the city, we are prepared to flil all orders for ernes m sousebold rusanuss ! IH PIECKS OR 8CIT8, Either Eastern or Western Manufacturers. W&reroom, No. 81 FRANKLIN Street, NEARLY OPPOSITE POST-OFFICE, JOII.sTOW., 1A. Repairing Neatly and Promptly Done. S-AI1 Fnrr.lture sent .'or and delivered In tho ity free of chance. a-13,'74.-tf. O o CD H O W W r zn. CD XJ1 WOOLEN FACTORY! HA VING Introduced new machinery Into our Woelon Factory, we are now prepared to manufacture on short notice, CLOTHS. CASSI NETS, BLANKETS, FLANNELS of all styles STOCKING TAHNS, Ac, Ac. tV Wool taken in exchange for (roods or worked on shares. Market price paid for wool. T. AT. JOXUS A SOXS. Ebensbury, Feb. 21, 1872.-tf. HOW HE tVON III rSET. One of the Wst looking and nioet sont after youii)? business men of Utica, X. Y. had his gallantry r.nt to severe test List week. A charming' married lady friend wagered $15 with him that he dare not car ry her bahy through, one of the most popu lar streets of tlie city, and feeling particu larly brave, he accepted the wager. . The baby was the prettiest little Beven-montl.s old mortal in Utica, and is the idol of its handsome father aad mother. The mother and other friends of the child were to follow in a carriage to Bee that the task was com pleted according to the terms of the wager. The supposed father and his elegantly dressed baby attracted general attention tipon the business iortion of the street. The gentleman's fri.ynda were not certain that they had heard of his marriage, and he hail been seen at the Opera-house frequent ly of late, and each time with a different charmer, but tlii must have been owiii to the absence of his wife from town. The hour chosen was one in which he generally takes an airing, and all of his window friends expected to see him, but not -w ith a baby. Then the baby commenced to get uneasy, and it was hard work to hold it out at arm's length- Three or four merry mai dens in an up-town residence rustled tLe curtains in such a manner that the perspir ing toiler knew that he was seen, but he was bound to win, and win he did. When the mother received her darling child from the hands of the brave one, cold and hue drops of perspiration poured from every pore of his face, hia neck-tie was gone, and his collar unbuttoned. Tlie next time he ctLrries a baby through the 6trett he is con fident that it will be his own, and that the other stockholder to the cherub will be within reach. FAST OXEN. A new agricultural idea has dawned in regard to oxen. It has been discovered in this age of railways that oxen are too slow, and that they can be taught to go fast. "In India, the oldest country in the world, oxen take the jiliee of horses, and they make as good time." Therefore, why not train them to travel fast in our own bekv 1 land ? The way to do this is to put on the whip, hurry them up, and make thorn g-. When an ox gets into a corn-field, and tlie dogs take after him, he can gallop almost as fast as a deer; and when running away on his own account he shuffles as Lively as a dog. But it will be necessary to abandon the yoke, which is clumsy at best, and put on harness, as is done in North Carolina ; and, beside, the rattling of the yoke, and the jingling of the draw-chain would iu.t sound well as one drives up to church on Sunday morning at a round trot. Further, to guide them with precision while goir. at a fast gait to town, "whoa, haw and tree'' must be dropped, and bits be used; th'-n one can make hislugjy wheel graze anoth er bugy wheel, and no hr.nn will be done. Next year ngricultur.il sock tits should of fer premiums for f.ist oxen, and there coul 1 be no greater attraction th ai oc races ; f. r, as the exhibition will be purely agricultural, no immorality can attach. Lire ling own for speetl a few years, we would be lik-.'y to have a difereiit race of cov.. By til means. BROKEN PROMISES. Peader, never break your promises ! And to this end, never make a promise that you are not sure you can fulfil. You may think it a trifling matter to make an appointment with a friend or agree to do a certain thin;.', and then fail to "come to time ;" but it is assuredly not a small alTair. If you vt into the habit of neglecting to make good your promises, how long, do you think, will your friends and acquaintances retain con fidence in you ? The nearest and dearest of them will in time learn to doubt you, and will put but little faith in your word3. And there is a way of half me3ting one's obliga tions, which might be called "bending" a promise, wldch is also a very bad practice, and should be carefully avoided. For instance, you agree to meet a person at a certain time ; but, instead of being punctual, you put in an appearance several minutes, perhaps an hour, after time, or you promise to do something for a friend, and only partially perform the duty. You may not exactly have broken your promise, but you have certainly bent it, which is almost, if not quite, as bad. Keep your promise to the letter ; be prompt and exact, and it will save you much trouble and care through life, and win for you the respect and a"ist of your friends. A RUSSIAN SITLEP. During the Crimean campaign one of tho principal regimental canteens in the Rus sian army was suddenly closed in the faces of officers and men, without notice or warn ing. Prince Gortsehakoff, furious, rode up to the purveyor, and demanded an explana tion, whereupon the latter replied that, in stead of yielding him, aa waa commonly supposed, X20 of clear daily profits, his bus iness was landing him in downright ruin, inasmuch as the greater part of his receipts consisted of false bank notes. The general, at his wits end, telegraphed to the emper or, and on receiving a reply told the pur veyor that if he would open his canteen the spurious notes in question should be cashed by the bank aa if they had been genuine. Armed with' this assurance, the purveyor briskly resumed businss, and labored in his vocation with auch zeal and diligence that at the end of the war he had the satis faction of being able to present for payment to the Imperial Bank XW,000 worth of counterfeit paper, scarcely any of which had really been received by him in the course of his dealings with the army. Rectntlt the dogs lost a fox near to the fit a lion of Ferte Saint Aubin, in France, and, though they beat up the neighborhood for two hours, could get no trace. It was thought very strange that an old doj; was missing also. Next day it was a-.ceriained tl-at the To had leaped into the bageageear of n train just going out, and the dog had followed and kil.cd him.