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It is the most : nml Haiti Dressing ever used, -rrnre fewer applications, and hair a splendid, glossy ap - : e. A. A. Hayes, 31. State ,r of Massachusetts, pays, "The en. are pure, ami carefully the 1 fr excellent quality; and! Sza- r it the Hest Pkepajiatio ry. -intiTi lei' purposes." jij- ii Drnn'jiitt, nnd Dealer in Medicine. j, it Price One Dollar. 12 Gingham's Dye ire-l "3E THE WHISKERS. Tba .? IJenewer in many cases rc ; the ' a time, and too much and restore ijray or faded Whisk, ciled t- prepared this dye, in or.i hich ,-rii; which will quickly and i ex- ai-conipli-ih this result. It be- -i) pi'u-.l. and produces a colof pre- ill neither xn nor wash off ami y all Druggists. Trice Fifty and gling .factured by R. P. HALL & CO., , 0f JVASHUA, HM. with u.i is n tn i) i ok V.VnWI.Kirs .'HEAT W011K nntC .v.n.iminlnMi I. .mil their Hutn.il Inter m-row ' "" : '"vr- " L.ns. i'o'M. Ac. : srom ! to -.S copies dav. 01 t. j. 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II 'Ml I HI). ,i llll I EXTRAORDINARY nd the " ir-otli-rnl for Xcwppapcrf I.ingO ,. , , ,.,..r ,.j,e.uic f rates. etr con- t gener-! , y n J J p., '-- rbed by U i n.tii U. fiii) ta large '-'ii'iiik i;tw, k ukk. Iship. 11 - of IM S I'AI-Klt. , ' . . -I . ,.i ",' li'.im-. Tprm? fre. AiMrfM "r' Sn,o fc. I'cirtland, Me. ' r-K -ii:t i -it '-o. to "tliilo nn'l F-j,- ' m 1 1., ir own liw-iilily. t'o!ts ' '" '':- i'. I'art iinlii r s Free. k K ' V x ' .. Auzuwa. lo. iUitaof :0OK si POLITICS for 1874. - liV - "'"".I : Mcpiinnsox, ' ' ri " ntotirry, C S. i, r, 1 l,Ti A I, Volume erl vps ' " tin- "Iihti-ii"!; nf Sjilary ..t the ny a0 rpeakto icr aeni Uj.booi iauang. csettute hat- toltrtc .' i -' t en nor "ii i r;insiorliiti)n, (. Ivil ' ','ui ion-i, inrlixlinir the ' I. i ', rcinicr" ami coin m l tin; various K.p:uiliny - -I...-; I-roiiilcnr (Iiiam'S " ' ni'liiiii. Intcrviow. L-t- lll'l Ai -tioti in A Inliainii, ' ;t-; Mipreim-' "ii rt V. ii'i mui rt lt:li!rf)Ull .in. I T.- Ml,.' A nii Tnltiionts. ill n ilc mirl "i'i .Nation; tM-k-Pnv" ' ' .iii'.)i latinn. Debt, ' v I. tri!,iition tiy states and i - i; ! i c- fur camiiuiirn. t-I. I All ' " '. I' ' I"- P i.''1''- "S. I AWSOX, X , NV AMUNfiTOX. P. C. ..,.'; ; '"fry f-lvgant niul mm. . , " ii I .' -or. 'iirar l-oroiih will lie I r i . fi it . . . ft I Ttlf Iliillf 14 lirli-Lt nnil iN anil Ii:l4f tnr.nt WH4I1- 1 ' -il.ir divided into two npart 4 Ii t nnd if well net - "I'. ), rnl. l.cry. Iurite.Sta j ' Huildttisf!" ued n. law If.mlde for a Inrvrr-raml-" "'i rovi ui m would make ft 4- 'Ml, .-r Oti'i i .. I.. -M I)., lesjiectfully not rtlaW j, 1 r"i.-.-si,,i,;4i wrvin-H to two r .. 'r.". "! vinnitv. Ci;f1i-e nd L.r, ' ""ni"!.itflv 'fn tli r-:ir f 'r ,;,"ln:: "'"r"- Nitflit cull.- ean 1-r, I'ip&iii Ljinr 1411 ol Mr. JJunn, on Craw- FZ.Th. V77t lisS IIHD L l-Z4.-tf and Kiir&ronn, ' A I'IMM I TIIW M. Pa. Ln l-.ii. k's stoi... Night in.- r. ,,f John L April i, is".3.-tf.J Lt or. tod A U11 IE ELHOW BOOM. Gooil frien!, trtn't crowd bo Very tight. There's foe i enough for two : Keep in jmt miinl that I have a right To live an well as yon. You nrh and tfmg, I poor and weak, Hut think yoit 1 pre'Aumo, When only tliis iCMir boon I ask A little elbow room ? TU such as you, the rich anil strong, If you but liavc the will, ConM give tl.e weak a lift along; And lu.dp him up the hill. But no you Jostle, crowd and drive, Vou storm, and fret and fume ; Are you the only man alive Iu. want of elbow room? But Hutu it is on life's ronnd path. Self rtcoins the tnl of all; The idronir will crush the weak to deatH, The big devour the small. Far bettor be a rich innn's hound A valet, serf or griHim That struggles 'mid the masn around, When we've no elbow room. Up heart, my hoy! don't mind the shock; Up heart and push along! Yonr skin will grow rough ith knocks. Your limbs with labor strong; And tluTc's a hand unseen to aid, A star to light the gloom; l"p heart, my boy, nor be afraid. Strike out for elbow room. And when yon see amid the throng A fellow toiler .-lip. Just give him as you pass along, A brave and kindly grip; Let noble deeds, though poor you be, Your path in life illume, And with true Christian charity. Give others elbow room. WHAT CAME OFMAKING PICKLES. "Well. Love, mv tvwr chiltL' said .1 d'10- ' a r - - - n nificd old ccii'.lcman. "I have lxked votir matters all over, and I must say I see noth ing but starvation for you and your fami ly." "Well, father," replied a bright little o run. 11 of twont v-fi vo voars in a. trnmhlinfr voice. "I've not the least iilca of stArvinir. nor of letting my family starve not if Ood ...... ... . n . 1. 1.1. i.ii:n uiy 11C1L11. "You were always a brave child, Love, nt this is a terrible crisis. It would be ruel in any one to taunt vou now. but re member that I told you and George that it was very imprudent lor a man to marry till he had something ahead for an emer gency." "I remember, father, that you thought I .should be wiser to many a man with a house and store, for whom I did not care, than to marry George, with $2,000 a year. But if I had the choice to make over again, to-day, I should do just as I did then. I wouidii't chango places with any woman on earth even now." "Vou are a faithful wife and a brave lit tle woman, Love, but ' "iJut what, father V' "Vou can't live on in this way, child." "IJut I will live, father, and live well too, and take care of George and the babies." "How?" Ay, that was the word that had been ringing in the heart of this brave little woman ever since the day that her husband failed at his desk, and was brought home apparently dying. She knew that she could rear the pillars of her domestic btructure herself, but how ? "Well, Love, I will do what I can for you," said the old gentleman, "and and if it were only for you and the babies, I should say at once, come home, and be as welcome there as you were four years ago; but you know the house is so small, we haven't room for four in it." Lovo smiled a sad smile, and then said leihaps a little provokingly "Four of us would occupy no more chambers than three ; the babies are too little to bo away from us at night. IJut if your house were twice as large, father, I could not take my husband's own little home away from him, now that he is sick. I shall have to de cide soon and will let you know my plans." The respectable old gentleman rose up, and with his handkerchief polished his al ready shining beaver, kissed Love, patted the heads of the babies, and turned to go, saying "Keep up a good heart, child, and remember the ravens fed Klijah." "Well I don't want them to feed mo ! I prefer to feed myself," replied the spunky litUo woman, who felt it was rather hard iu her father to discourage her and then exhort her to "keep up a good heart." She loved the old man, although he was tiir and narrow in his views, and never forgot any slight ollered bis judgment. She followed him to the door and said "Good bye, father ; give my love to moth er," although the real mother, who would have found room enough in her heart and home for them all, had been for years iu tho grave. It was twilight, and as the old gentleman was going down tho step, a young man came up. . ,, "Ah, good evening, good evening, sa.a tho stout, good naturod hotel keeper to uoth, and then added to Love, "Hero I am on the old borrowing business. My wile says ehe can't please tho lawyers m court, since the time you and she changed pickles and honey. Old Squire Watts called out the minute he sat down to supper come, Bruce, borrow omo of that neigbbor pickles for us.' Them pickles is a stand ing joke among them. Why can't nobody in town make pickles and catsup and chow-chow like yourn ? My wife's a cook in, iu.9i ,n I.wai1 and meats and 1 Uikw la a-w -r- v v i pastry and cake, but she ought to 'prentice herself to you on some things. Love, who had known Bruce all her life, smiled and said : "I will give you ajar with all my heartj Mr. Bruce, and that won't half pay your wife for the nice things she has sent to poor Cleorge. I have my cucumbers already now to make my next year's pickles, and I yet have two or three jars left." "Suppose you make a bargain, Mrs Bart. I'll buy two barrels f the best Boston price, if you'll make them for me, and chow-chow and catsup, too." Love laughed and the hotel keeper went with her to get the jftn The old man went down the street whispering with a sigh "The Lord knows who's going to feed that family. I can't do it, for wife says 1 can't, and she knows everything, most; and Lre is terrible obstinate." "Well, the hotel keeper ran back tbe next moment with his pickle jar, as happy as some men would have been to find a nugget bf gold that size, for he had a rival who kept tho old tavern, and he wanted to keep nil the lawyers who' came there to hold court as his customers. Love had a lorig talk with her husband that night. The next day an old school friend, who had always been likb a sister, came to stop with the sick man and to look Bftcr the babies, and she went to Boston ten miles away, in an early train wftti a neat little basket in her hand. If any one had been near enough when she put her little basket on the platform of the depot with such spirit, ho might have heard her whisper : "See if my family starves while I am alive and in my health !" The day was lovely, and everybody on tho streets and on the cars looked cheerfti! and happy. Of course there were sick, and lame, and blind, and deaf people, but heaven was keeping them out of her sight that day, and bringing before her only happy grown folks and merry little ones. The streets looked so clean and the air seemed so pure that she charged herself with having often borne false witness against the beautiful as she ran with tight heart through Washington, Tremont and Court streets, and Bowdoin square, first to a store and then to a hotel. In each place she asked for the proprietor or the steward and opened her basket, drew out three lit tle glass jars of what the hotel keeper at home had called "your thiugs." In one minute she told her business, and the ne cessity that brought her out on it. Her cheerful face, her prompt manner, and her well chosen words gained the vic tory for her. She went back at night pledg ed to supply home-made pickles, chow chow, and catsup for three hotels and five large groceries and she whisjiered as she mounted the steps of her little home, "I'll show f.ither whether or not we are going to starve." Her cheerful story of success did more for her poor, disheartened young husband than a eck of old school pills or four tiny new school ones could have done. The Very story of an old woman's poke bonnet, which was worn one sided in the car to blind one eye, and of the silly airs of a silly bride, and of a boy with two guinea pigs buttoned into his jacket for safe trans ixntation, really brightened the hope of life in his heart, and after partaking of a nice suppe r prepared" by their pretty friend, he said : "Now, girls, I feel as if I was going to get about again, and this is the first time I have had any hope." Love kept away from her falhei till she had visited two market gardens in the out skirts of the town and engaged a great supply of cucumbers, onions, pepiers, and tomatoes, and had brought back the strong girl she had at first felt obliged to dismiss, to help her in her new work. But if you could only have eeen the size of the old gentleman's eyes, and the stylo of mouth ho got up, aud heard his exclam ation : "Why, Love, you are crazy ! "What will your mother say 7 You surely forgot that her first husband was president of tl,e L National bank, and that I am cashier of it ! Who ever beard of a bank officer's daughter making pickles for tav erns and groceries ?' ' "Who ever heard of a bank officer's daughter sitting down aud starving when trouble comes ?" replied the little lady. "Why don't you teach music ?" "Because I don't know enough." "You migbt keop a few very genteel well, not just boarders, but friends w;ho don't care to keep house, but who would pay largely ?" "Where are they, and wherc's the house and furniture for them ?" "O, that's true ; but you might eh ? or you might eh?" and here his wits failed him ; there are so few grand things that people can do in the hope of cheating others into the belief that they are work ing for fun rather than from necessity. But soen the old gentleman added it was the truest words he ever uttered; "I de clare, I am afraid to go home, lest it has reached your mother's cars." The proud woman soon heard of it, and she talked angrily about what Mrs. Adams and Mrs. Col. West, aud purse proud Miss Allen would say, and she was almost in clined to think it would be better to give Love $500 than to be disgraced in society. "Love wouldn't take any money," re plied the old man, whose attitude during tho conversation was that of one caught in a cutting hailstorm without an umbrella. "Dreadful independent for anybody that's penniless," cried the old lady. Love and her stout helper went to work at once, and very soon the china closet, and next the neat little dining-room, were filled with glass jars through which tiny green cucumbers and onions and every thing else nice in that line was peeping) or, as Love said; "smiling on th family." The business went on bravely, and in one year Love's husband, who WftS par tially restored to health, forsook the bed and took charge of It, and she went back to the nursery every good mother's place When Piovideuce does not call her out of it. This ts no pretty fiction to teach young folks that "where there's a will there's a way' It is a true story of a brave 15tt'e woman, and we can tell you the street and the number of a large store in a certain City, tot far away, where her enterprising husband has built up a lnrge business and made hot a little money. He says that if Love had never learned to make pickles, or had been too proud to make them for others in his dark time, he should have been iu bis grate five years ago. Who thinks less of her for doing it ? A SiKtnkiriff JUachinei This is an age of invention and there is n knowing what a day may bring forth. Prominent edhcators hate for years ran sacked their brains and consumed midnight oil to devise softie method whereby the youthful student, tb tirchin with thick soled pantaloons, could be chastised, as the gravity of his offense might demand, without inflicting a more severe punish ment upon the lady teacher's hand than upon the child. Previous to the invention of this machine the principals of scboole have wept to see their assistants go rodnd With their arms in slings from the effects of punish'ng pupils. In many cases excel lent teachers who loved their calling have been compelled to resign their jiositions because they had too much on their hands. The matter has been discussed at the various institutes, and it has been almost decided to adopt capita! punishment in stead of the time-honored taking across the knee, when tho inventor' of this ma chine steps in, and, by a simple device, saves the livesof many valuable youngsters. The heart of tho inventor was touched by seeing a frail school-ma'am with her right hand swelled up to the size of a canvas ham frorrt agitating a boy who had wicked ly placed a piece of clapboard inside of his pants when he knew that the teacher was on the war-path after him. The teacher was weeping, and mentally saying she would run that boy through a threshing machine before she was done with him. The idea at once struck the inventor that a machine could be constructed that would tan as lt were tho young reprobate, and. as the result of careful thought and study the spanking machine was invented. What a change ! Instead of dreading the task of punishing scholars and shivering at tho prospect of blistered hands, the teacher can enjoy the performance and look forward to the hour for doing up a day's spanking with a feeling of pleasure and gladness, and the frown formerly stereo typed on the face of the average school ma'am gives place to an angelicjsmilo. She scats herself at tho instrument, after placing the condemned urchins in a row within reach of the hoisting apparatus or ice-tongs, aud then smiles, touches the snatchbrake with her foot, and the doomed urchin is launched into if not eternity, he w ill think so before that hand lets up on him. With a smile playing over her fea tures she works her tiny feet, the avenging hand descends, and the old machine works as though endowed with life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It will only take a moment of treading to make any ordi nary boy sorry ho enlisted, when he can be dropped, and the next can be snatched. A whole school can be spanked up in fifteen minutes, if the teacher is anything of a treadcr. Too Thin. A correspondent of the Courier-Journal aays of the Kentucky wo. mn ; "There is nothing they don't know, and what they don't know they divine. A roan cannot creep in a little late at night with out a disturbance and an explanation, w hich coraes of their training! Even Sly buck, who is the smartist of 'smart Alecks,' has learned also the futility of his best tricks. Tho sick-friend dodge; the all-nigbt-in-the-country dodge ; the naoeting-of-council dodge ; coming-home-from-the-market-with-a-brace-of-chickens dodge; ail the old shifts and expedients have played out. The other night he slipped in about one o'clock, very softly, denuded himself gently, aud began rocking the cradle by the bedside, as if he had been awakened out of a sound sleep by infantile cries. He had rocked away for five minutes, when Mary Jane, who had silently observed the w hole mauocuver, says, 'Come to bed, you old foul, you ! the baby ain't there !' " On the skeeter, the beautiful skocter, filling the air with melodious metro. Un der our hat, aud tickling our nose, taking a bite through a hole in our clothes ; in through the window, opening the door, coming in myriads and oftentimes more ; fillinglhe chamber aud singing the sweet er, ever is found the untiiuig rnuskeeter. THE DEAD JLL.IVE. On the 6th of August, in the year 1600, Wrtt'am riarrison, the steward of a wealthy lady in Gloucestershire, mysteriously disap peared, lie had left home in order to col lect rents'; so, when days and weeks past without his returning; or anything being heard of him, suspicions ot robbery and murder became rife among his friends. Itl the neighborhood there lived a poor fahiily, consisting of a mother and two sons Perry by name of whom the mother bore but an indifferent character, and one of the sons was half-witted. It is supposed that the numerous reports which were in circulation with regard to liarrisdn unsettled what brain this poor idiot bad, for he actually went before a justice of the peace and de posed to the murder of Harrison by hi brother while his mother and himself looked on and afterward joined in robbing him. On this testimony the three were sr tested, and, at tbe following assir-es, doubly indicted for robbery and murder. The presiding judge, Sir Charles Turner,- re fused to try them on the inrder indictment as the body had not been found; they were, however, arraigned on the charge of rob bery, and pleaded guilty, on a vague im pression that their lives would he spared. While in prison, John (the half-wit) persist ed in the charge he had made, adding that his mother and brother had attempted to poison bim for peachingi At the next as sizes, Sir Robert ITyde, in consideration of the non-appearance of Harrison, tried them for ffmrder. On this trial John retracted the accusation, declaring that he was mad when he tnade it, and knew not what he said. Those were, however, tbe "good old days" when stealing a penny-loaf, "or tbe presumption of having stolen a penny-loaf, was a capital oflenfe in England, and when "Wretches hanged that jurymen might dine." The mother and both the sons were sen tenced to death and died protesting their innocence. After these poor victims of ignorance had lain in the grave for three years the mur dered Harrison suddenly reappeared on the ?tr;ets of Gloucester! a letter to fMr Thomas Overbury, he accounted for his long absence by stating that, on returning home after the receipt of the rent, he was set upon by a gang of crimps, who forced him to the seashore, where they hurried him on ship-board and carried him off to Tut key. There they sold him as a slave to a physician, with wlmm he lived for nearly two years, when, his master dying, ho made his escape in a Hamburg vessel to Lisbon, and was thcuee conveyed to Fitiglandj Blame in this instaficc Could not possi bly attach to the missing steward ; but what can we think of the heroine of anoth er story an hfliress whose uncle was at once her guardian and her heir-at-law? One day. wheu he was carrecting htr fo fnime often se, she was heard to say, "Good uncle, do not kill me," after which she could not be found ; whereupou the uncle was committed upon suspicion of murder, and admonished by the justices ef the as size to lind out the child by the next as sizes. Against this time, having failed to find her, he brought another child like her in years and person, and appareled like the missing heiress ; but an examination, she was found not to be the true child. Upon these presumptions (which were con sidered to be as strong as facts that ap pear ia the broad face of day), he was found guilty andVexecuted. But the truth was that the child, having been beaten, had run away, and afterward, when she came of age to have her land, appeared and demanded it, aud was directly proved to be the true heir. Nothing is more remarkable in these ca.scs than the facility with which juries convicted aud judges coudenined on the slightest possible grounds of evidence. One sickens as one reads, for we cannot for get that, in tho agony of degradation which accompanies judicial murder, it is far more terrible than that which leaves reputation stainless, though it takes life. How much innocent blood cries to God from scaffolds which have been erected in the name of Justice we can never know "till the secrets of all hearts shall be revealed," aud those who have condemned shall stand before that mighty Judge whom no influence cau corrupt, nor prejudice mislead. Appleton. noi.v SriRiT Plaxt. There is growing in tbe garden of W. B. Ludlow, iu this city, a speciooan of the jreUria alata, or, as it is commonly known in its native country (Central America), El Epirito Santo, or Holy Spirit plant, from the fact that when the flower is fully open tho fructifying col umn iu the centre, with its surrounding anthers and the projecting glands of pollen mosses, shows a striking resemblance to a dove, the emblem of the third person in the holy trinity. The specimen that flowered in Woodward's garden some two years ago attracted much attention, and many visit ors were daily in attendance while it was in bloom. The specimen here is just throw ing up its first tlower-stem, and hopes are entertained that it will be blooming during the State fair. It is a semi-parasitical plaut or bulb, growing upon other plants, but not penetrating their substance nor absorbing their juices, as is the case with a real par t&itA.Sftcramento IUcord. Short-armed beaux w ill be glad to hear that tight-lacing ia coining in vogue again. IV ho Should "Go West.' ADVICE FRO 0E WHO TIAS BfeEN THERE. Ow'ng to th Stringency of money mat ters, the consequent lack of business in all departments, &C., tit., mntfy, it is said, are rushing to the west w hefe lands are cheap, and where it is upiosed every one can raise his own living. Thia in ft word is very plaus ible, but there are pla-u facts which tbfe werd docs not convey to the inexoerienccd. After a residence of years in Jflinr-K aha! the Territory of Colorado, Mr. P. WtJght writes to the Philadelphia ledger to give his ideas of the kind ef person w ho should "go west." He says: The laboring man does as well, and gen erally Bpetikincr, better here than in any part of the west. 1 he mechanic, a limited number, may do better, always depending upon the demand in the western cities. A run n poasessed of a few thousand can do much better in the west than here, for the simple reason that bis money will bring bim larger returns. To-day money brings two to three ier Cent, per month, with security on real estfctej covered by deed of trust and heavy forfeiture, in case of default of pay ment at maturity. Lands may be bought of the railway cor porations at moderate figures, on live to six years' time, at a moderate interest f n de ferred payments. Can homestead fiom 80 to 1(H) acres of the government, at a.cost of from $18 to $32. AO as fees. Can pre-empt !0O acres at fium $1.-35 to$2.AP peracre, and obtain a light by planting trees, and show ing a bona tide intention to settle aud im prove the land so settled. This land is undulating prairie in tvansas and Colorado, and can be cultivated te ad vantage only by irrigation. The land lies generally fret 20 to 40 or more feet above tbe river level. The streams have a fall of about seven feet to the mile. It is neces sary to construct ditches or canals, varying in length and volume, to water this land, as it ts connarativcly worthless without such watering, being a dry sandy loam, which, with a bountiful supply of the fluid, yields immense crops of vegetables and grain that cannot be excelled by the famous vallelrs of the Nile and theae croj sell readily at Lome at highly remunerative prices. The land is barren of timber. Money is needed to build your hotiso your fences to construct your ditches, and to sup!y your liv'ng for at least one year. All ont lav no income. "The ditches cost from $500 to $1,000 per mile, and vary from 15 to 40 miles in length. The construction of these and other pub lic improvements make the colonization schemes desirable while they afford cheap transporation the railway companies ma king redactions for cumbers. The moun tains and mines aie as uncertain, if not more so, than the farming land. There be ing Imt a limited quantity of land that which lies contiguous to the streams which can be cultivated, it must rise in value very rapidly after settlement. For the invalid and tourist Colorado of fers the best inducements. I have seeu cutes effected that seem marvelous. Con sumption in the incipient stages, dyspepsia, fever and ague, and all kindred diseases, yield to its climatic effects. Consumpt i ves in the latter stages last but a short time in Colorado. Stock raising-boTMrs and cattle will bv conie the great industry of the plains, yield ing, surely, from 50 to 80 per cent, profit otdiuarilv. Any person intending to re move to the Middle Wect Would do well to Consult parties who are willing to tell the whole truth concerning the countiy. It is a dreary desert now, and will be until the skilled husbandman has reduced it with the plow, and made the tree and vine to nour ish, as has been done at the smiling little towns of Evans and Greeley, about flfty miles north of Denver. A IIcmax Machihr. The Paris corres pondent of tbe Baltimore Gazette writes : A curious phenomenon can bo witnessed in the Saint Anthony Hospital. A young mnti, a singer in a cafe concert, was wound ed during the war in the head by a ball, which struck his skull obliquely over the left ear, cariying away six iuches of the bone and exposing the brain. He was re lieved, Hit at the cost of paralysis of his right side ; this was cured in time, and he was enabled to resume his usual mode of life. Some weeks ago his nervous system became so deranged that he was admitted into the hospital. Hisattackof the nerves lasts about thirty hours, during which time he is a living automaton ; unconsci ous of surrounding circumstances and in sensible to all pain. Place him on his feet, and he walks ; seat him in a chair, put a pen bctweeu his fingers aud he displays the want to write, and sk3 for ink and paper ; supply him with a cigarette paper; he will senrch for tobacco and will make tho most jierfect cigarettes. He executes the movement w ithout any sign of consci ousness or impatience ; remove the arti cle twenty times from him, he displays no anger, but quietly recommences his work. He can bo made to sing some of his songs when he is supplied with a pair of white gloves ami a newspaper for a sheet of music lie has a ruoiioinania for theft, for he jockets everything he can lay hold of, but shows no signs of being discon tented when tho articles are taken from hiin. An Accomviodatino Journalist. A local editor iu Pc-kin, 111., introduced him self to the public a few days ago as follows: "Sensational, distressing details of re volting murders and shocking suicides re spectfully solicited. Bible-class presenta tions ar.d ministerial donation parties will be 'done1 with promptness and dispatch. Keno banks and their operators made a sijeeialty. Accurate reports of Sunday school anniversaries guaranteed. The lo cal will cheerfully walk seventeen miles after Sunday-school to see and report a prize-fight. Funerals and all other melan choly occasions written up in a manner to challenge admiration. Horse-races report ed in the highest style of the reportorial art. Domestic brails and conjupil infeli cities sought for with untiring avidity. Police Court proceedings and sermons re ported in a manner well calculated to as tonish the prisoner, magistrate and preach er. Prompt paying subscribers and good advertisers, when stricken with mortal ill ness, will be cheerfully interviewed, while lying at dvth's door, with a view to ob taining obituary items, and the greatest pleasui-rt will lx; taken in exposing the pri vate affairs of everybody to the critical gaze of an interested public." t'oMf T Mot staIs. The editor of the Borax Minor (NcvadaA grows enthusiastic over CVmct Mountain, in California. It is the great land mark f 5o:itheru Nevada, and from its crest a clrar v'ew is i.l.taiuid from the Sierras almost to alt Lake Val ley. To the north the old Toiyabc range tower blue and solemn, Castie Peak, the cliffs of Mono, and old Whitney, the loft iest of the tieiras, are seen, near a Lost of lossct heights McGregor. Alula, Silver Peak; White Pine, Bed Mountain. Tim ber 1 1 ill and Candaleia. To the south rises domes and pyramid, and old Kear sargc Mai.d sentinel over It.deju'tideiico. Below sleeis the terrible Death Valley to the so:ith anil southeast. Beyond Cerro Gordo arc seen Pa nam i tit aud Telescope, the southern range receding in smoke in the furthest verge of Death Valley. Of this view the Miner says : "Though we haTe looked down nport Yosemite Valley from both ff its walled mountain t-ides, and hare seen the Bridal Veil swaying as a Woof cf silver before the r.ephyr breeze in the golden beams of the descending sun; watched the dashing Mood from Vernal Falls ar.d its colored spray ; have gazed upward to behold at noonday the waters if Merced tva.sh down the face of Nevada Falls a thousand feet, and at evening have admired the swoop of water from Yosrniito, poured from its urn on high, guarded by Sentinel Captain. Thrte Broth ers, Inspiration. North nnd South Domes, cliffs, rocks and mountains where clouds rest yet from Comet Mountain the sweep of vision is jramh But it is not alone to the distant we look, Imt the near. To the west, almost leneath our feet, great chasms Yawn, deep and fearful, where no human foot hath trod, dread alid desolate as if blasted by an earthquake shock and scat tered by volcanic fires." A Liteuarv CviuosiTT. A Hungarian exile, Dr. Galor Naphegyi, residing at Washington, has just executed a very curi ous nnd beautiful piere of Chirography in tended as a letter of condolence to Mrs. Taylor, relict of the late President. The whole wotk was done with i-en and ink, on a sheet of paper 5 feet long by 7 broad. It contains eighteen poetical inscriptions, in as many different language find a like ness of Ccneral Taylor, in which outlines of the face and whole person are formed of written portions of the biography and sentiments of tbe deceased. His hair is composed of these words, so disjvsed as at a little distance to apjear q-.irte natur al: "In the battle field amidst the sound of cannon, the drums and trumpets, the hurrahs of the siege, and the sighs of the wounded, my locks became whitened.' The eyes, v:.: "My glnrce was ever forward to the Father iu Heaven, and for the llepublici" The nose is composed of tbe fo!?owlftg words : "I breathed the air of liberty in any other air I could not exist." The mouth is composed from bis last words : "I have always endeavod to do my duty. I am not afraid to die." The neck : "Not proud, only in being S Son of the Republic" The shoulders : "With pleB'ire I hn0 borue the great duties with which the na tion has so greatly honored me." The rest f the pot trait is l:i'ed up in a similar manner, and a1! ii surrounded by likenesses of 7ashington, Tell, Frederick Batbarossa, Alexander the Great, Draco, and others. The whole is signed by the President ind members of Ixith Houses of Congress, and i? to be presented iu the form of a memento from thetn to the widow cf General Taylor llow Mosf.s Axn Pattfi:son Were FutoHTr.y'KP ttv a Paktvof Hfktf.rs. A good torr is told by 6omC Sorfth Carr. lina gentlemen who arrived in Washington City a day or two ago. It seems that John J. rattornn, cx-Compt roller Noayle, and Gov. Moses were out on a ramping tour near tho Georgia border a few days ago, and a party of gentlemen were out fox hunting in the neigh hood having a merry time. Tlioy made a great noise, blowing h ns and shouting- tt the dogs, and the neorofs took fright and ran into the town Wild with fear. They nqorU-d that five hundred Geo'rgia Kukhix were coming to lynch Gov. Moscr atid Senator Patterson. They told a marvelous story alMiut the fierceness of the coming klan, how they were skinning pickauninnies alive and roasting wenches at the stake, and playing the devil generally. Jl'fvs. Patterson, and Ncagle thought their time had come sure enongh, aud that they were about to get their just deserts at the hands of the enraged Georgians, and they cut and run for the nearest mil'taiy jost. Here they begged and beseeched the commandant for an escort, bat the Colonel cruelly declined to favor thetn. In tho moment of supreme fear Patterson shaved off his teard, disguised himself, and mounting a licet horse fled at John Gilpin's speed for iufe quarters. He'uever stopped running until he reached Charles ton, and then only long enough to make a few hasty preparations for a long absence, and came straight through to Washington. I saw him to-night with a clean shaved face, looking like he had made a wonder ful haii breadth escape. A Prolific Canary. A business man on Essex street. New York, has a pair of canary birds that seem to believe in lare families. The rerord of this worthy pair for 1ST shows well thus far. On the ith of January the mother bird commenced u lay eggs, and iu four days she had four eggs iu the net ; none of them wvre pro-duoiivc-. lb- '''"" f February sho Commenced laying another four, which were not hatched. On the 25th of March she laid the first egg of the third four, two of which produced little birds, which only lived a few days. On the C?th of April he began a nest of five egS four of which became birds. tu tbe "JOth of May she laid the first of si more eggs, aud rive of them were hatched. On the 20th of Jf.no she commenced another batch of five eg-F, .'our of which were hatched. On the 2 uh. of July she btau again ar.d laid au egt; daily for fr-ix u.is, and on these &iie ii suit Milting. Thus we have a total amount of thirty-four eggs, ufieen offsprings, thirtr!u living and seven of theiu singer., and six egos to b heard from. If anybody has a single pair of canaries, that has made a belter aliow Lug, let i hoar the story. Once friendless and alone, a Delawr.ro woman now has a husband and twenty three children. This shows how ouo truo ftiLid Ivada to many. z