I I ' " """" lllll MlMlMMMaiJUtti 'IWJIMIJWUMIIIIIIA If! . ill lif ll ll ra I! If-iii ll sc r Vlll fM - I B ' wcPlKE, Editor and Pu blisher. "HB IS A TBEIMAH WHOM THB TRXjTH MAKES TUBE, AND ALL ARB SLAVES BESIDE." Terms, S2 per year, In advance. VIII. EBENSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, MAY 1, 1874. NUMBER 15. T kin tin ro- j ley : ; die , hey lu-s -hat rdav . tion w if ' are i tha ati-l' 'are M4 lorf J Jni-j Th.t tr at niril " s a!;,. tii.. ni'tiia k ao when t:y r trfc. i' Uts i? .uiy a et wliisc- t witi J.'Tere -'. Iters vi'iace ch-tfei f't'irtat iK'hto nTEMKNT of SrJTrijEAIENT S ,y, p V, jinYEK one oi ine cnperTi- V ." V, Tnwnfhlp. for the year 1873: f .:uT" '; ,' .lr..n .. 79.L23 1'uivnship at last 80.36 I MS.M en. ,.rt (f w.irk a? pr books. . ii' r"' '' '" '1-,,i"1'-"s'0,iers- lJ:T":i"."lN.nfi!M'c (eiute)! J'.r U. .I-liii Kelly. .. , Tlioi. ltnahoe. ;J Jul.n Kelly. . . )vut Hrownm. 8, T in. !MoCi(;u?h. 1 'in 1 ip Warner.. . lvriT Urown. .. i. N i.iiiolaK Helif.. . Mr. A. Murphy ) J. '. Kdlnue li l'lu!. Uvnalioe. 7M.n 27.70 10. V0 27.80 1.50 4.00 l.W 6.2J 4.50 8.00 8.00 6.S5 6.10 1.50 1.50 15.00 14.09 18.75 10.00 62 1,04S,27 '. 1. Skclly. . . . II Wallers1 Pocket. H H. .'Murtln II. II. Marlln Ja:uei Skelly jj.eue T. JJ. Mover U9.81 M un l. r?!i?ned Auditor, do certify that ",v i a currcct statemt-nt of settlement with jl. ver. J. P. O N KILL.. 1 J AMKS NOON, J JOS. LNC1I, ) Auditors. TF.MFNT OF SF.TTLEMEXT with Ml- iiK.MM.Kr, uuu oi me supervisors or .Bhai.i.kv, la ace't with Washington Twp., Da. an! i f Implicate $1,859.47 Jk. i.m Roails, as per acc't..$f jS.SS iTJluci ... 10.05 :j work at 91.50 per day 165.00 ..t. (Jeo. M. Head (Sept. S.00 ::.No. 19, J. II. Kennedy.. l.5t James Noon .. J ainea Noon . . " 5, .lames Noon ... 3, M. Uraolley nt JoIidhIou At ScAnlan 8.' 1. l.uO 2.50 S9.02 42.50 134.79 4.75 9.00 1.50 4.54 17.71 8.00 6.50 ii:e J. Jlctfonigle,) . . . .:.. uu. uo, No. 7, Christ. Robine. . . i. 11. A. Alppike.... 7, James Noon V. M. 4t J. Brown . . ." N LMn 4. .M . Kra llcy .! !.ii-:on 4s. Scunlan. N . n 4i lironn's.OrJer j- i:r;vtley i Errata X nils Id.' 7.55-:l,43:.S8 7I.S9 r')?nel Andltors. do certify that i i-rei't statement ofeettlemem with J. I'. O N F.ILL, ) J A M KS NOON. Auditors. JOS. LYNCH, liihient: iVe fcavej ted eon-1 ht, the- L!' "ii the Heirs aud I.etral Re rsof Cbkistia W SMAY.'.late i-ri.:.! t w:lnp. dee d, to aocept or refuEe. vrv K for iriH Con ii ty. fcN : Tie ("': -mioiiweftlth of Pennsylvania to I 5"i: .-.v v and Nicholas Sua v. Heirs il! !- z.:: K i rcsentatives of CuRrsTiA Mm aitihlll township, deceased, L'ii Vi & to iV c'.vis'il: i f .hu .r. :idi;i i e. M. U'lv I ,1. Gr, ' T i ii are hereby cited to be and .fii'iires of our Orphan Coort, n.-'.Hrit. in and for faid county, ri- M.'Mv op JrE 11 ext. then and '. if: p: . t r f;i? to take the real estate of :r i?. S -in. ileeenseil, at the appraised . . : ;u. u; "ii u by an Inquest duly awarded .m n -.rt. i.n.l returned bv the'Sherifl ol &.as'. n '.!.. l h day of Ausrust, A. I). 173, i-nis-tv th- SHine should not be sold, to A H'A The Homestead, sltnate In z --r-: T;i.'i:p, adjoining lands of Cather 'ma. FaiT.'i M' Cui iiiio and Jas. McGough, i.!ii lundrod and four acres, more or i:-a. .".:rv r,v acresot whlchare cleared, ncn, y y ai.Jf may ta" of ia: ,tnpr: the grc . i ir-my ! ? ter i e. It if I : :i.:-.3 t- ;pJ a t wo-and-oae-half story r-:(r.: part plank house, two frame bank it: ra h an . vuluod and appraised at the fl:i. .U5uu 1. thr hundred and nlty-six , i A a tract of timber land sitn- u-n ii. a'hoininar lands of Martin fc il. and others, containing one l..r v nrrrs. valued and appraised at - i!m. Ir.'d and thirty-two dollars Av r.rr-j.ii uil not. H..ii..r:t.',e JiH!f I)a, President '".tA r .urt at Kbensbursr. the ith day :.A. l. JAMir S .m. SINOr.R, Clerk O. C. Bv r.:i. Saer'ff. L.B. 4-10.4t. lND for SALE. larkwort. ipilliOD '' ; theid- y i-.V ' . s V lU.ill. 1 in ::iV ,1 weir1 'he oh15 l.i'ii'opi'"; mv he ul" lit wlijtbert ';! at Private Sale, at a low price. Acres Timber Land. 5Vhi'" t'.wTih!p, Pambrla county. Pa., ij" i j art 'if wliat is known as the FIIAII M OS HER TRACT. T'l'l-r.f .T (;,!, Fry, Miles baTis. Rob't '"i"; J..t,n i liaii'uw. " .!.'.:." i i imrchas will rlense call -r I uilw r mm i lew Hollidaysburg,' Ta. ' !" .nr crratlnn that will lead to the con- sr jrf.r.n cutting timber on the aboTe : ni; v rrwarded. l4-17.-t. IC SALK.WU1 be otferal '"fat p;i!.j,- imtcry. at the Summit, Mil, , proximo, the follnwinif ir.t 1 p-rtv. to wit: A HECK OK Kiiout. KUI K LOTS, with a "i'e.-l opposite the "Mausion ' 'i of Summit ville. and well Tif' .nprt (.. A !r.-v 9 coniforljibln r-:. WO L u oi- (.P.Ol M in snid Hor .'a : a Wrll of excellent water 'irr.v.,! Fruit Trcrx In full hparlns-. ,vi Jit. -: 1 in I kitchen I nrniture, ronsisting ' - li- t iiiiy Tables. !haira. Hn. -"it.: !o "Nmninnri. fll 10 nVloflr A. ' Krai will be made known. HKNitV liL'lill K.-5, MAIiV D. HUGHES. -t. i":t.-2t. L.f !-.'ts bor jar f""L; a ; , d.i;e8; i...t Hl ,.,4 tot ,n tli-es1 Hue AI.H. The subscribers I' ll.'iii; Sale, it tbir resi ! I 'wri-hip. on SATURDAY, '.:,:; w nir personal property. to " Hn l H.Iks ; one 4-horsu power " . ' ' ' " 'il- small Cider Mill and .Urr.ni-, Slods, and other farm "" i 'r ;ih :i variety of llorss ke. tr,., oilous to mention. Also, FA KM on which they re ; '" ! I " s lie. -t- a; io o'clock, A. M., when kn.iWn hv JOIIN C. DTMOXD. 1AMF.S MUKELAND. Ap-i". '4. 1)7 1.-21. t -! i covei! TORs NOTICE. The un- .lihati! .i V.i'l itor, appointed liy Cour t.iioria count v to report dig. "' n: th hands'of W. B. Hon r,?.fiJ trom the sale of certain ".t;u of John K. Scanlan, A''ai:u. dee'd, vs. Owen Cun- K:rs,n(r v3. Frederick Ful- 'iiat he will attend to the '''o n-., at his olflce in KUens " "Mi iiu op May next at 1 "'is wh're ail persons inter " Mr 4 e c J 14 im lorever lwbarred from AN'S, Auditor. uu K ,v:v!;--A1-persons are herebr 1 '!t tllrlineinr t Vatw ' ' Patrick McCrLi.nroH. da! I'ii a '.in ju i1)e m.in,!,). there- ve i value for naid note to pay the same unlets i.-3t . ANSMAN. i.' r-r- . ' " l v,,....v : : ;; , "-v s,ven that p will l,K June -TZIN LAKE, i s . fv "l'j r' ,-. -- 9 iiiu.ie ar ihu i-ibie-t-'-" J--.''"mn'v '?r "orough or Summit . i l bOI - -;r. ,V ",l,m th" remtrlctions and U-LL I Tlicre is no song like an old scng Thnt we have not heard lor yaars ; Each simple note appears to throng With shapes that swim in. tears. It may have becu a cheerful strain. But 'twas so long ago That glee, grown ol ', lias turned to pain, Ana iiilrtli has turned to woe. There is no friend like an old friend, Whose life-path mates our own, Whose dawn and noon, whoe eveand end, Have known what we have known. It may be when we read his face We note a trace of care ; 'Tis well that friends in life's last grace Share sighs as smiles they share. There is no love like an old love, A lost, may be, or dtud ; Whose place, since she has gone above, No oUrt tills instead. It is not we'll ne'er love anew, For life were drear if so, But that first love bad roots that grew Where others eanuot grow. There are no days like the old day. When we, not they, were young; When all life's rays were gofden my And wrong had never stung. Dear Heart! If now our steps could pass Through paths of chili I hood's morn, And the dew of youth Ik on the grts Which Time's fell scythe has shorn ! Old song, old friend, old love, old days ; Old things,.yet neer old , A stream thai dark till sunshine plays Aud changes it to gold ; Through ail wind memory's river on, 'Mid lttinks of sure regret. Hat a gleam's on the peaks of long-agone, That softens sadness yet. A STORY OF MYSTERY AND WOE. A more honest fellow than Pennington Smythe never lived. He was young say twenty-two or three full of a large assort ment of varied enthusiasm, possessed of an unlimited belief in the goodness of human nature, and absolutely incapable of false hood. And yet, curiously enough, he had a pas sion for mysteries. Although practically a common-place Presbyterian, he nevertheless affected to believe in the mysteries of Rosi crucianism. lie was perpetually striving, with conspicuous want of success, to mag netize his friends, and although he was too orthodox to lielieve in Spiritualism, he lived in constant hopes of inducing his washstand to move and his writing-table to rap, by the patient contact of his tireless hands. As for secret societies they were his delight. He belonged to nearly every ancient and vene rable order of very modern mechanics and grocerymen in existence, and kept locked up in his trunk more flaring gilt badges and fantastically trimmed aprons, and horse-collars than would have sufficed to purchase the sovereignty of a dozen African kingdoms. And there never was a more honest and straightforward little girl than Mary Morris, to whom Smythe was engaged to be married. She was just out of boarding-school, and ber respectable father in the wholesale lard business and her equally respectable mother in the wholesale family business and all her thirteen brother and sisters of assorted sexes, were ready to swear or affirm, as the case might be that Mary was as good as gold, and many times as valuable. The engagement of these two young per sons was with the full approbation of the elder Smythes and Morrises. Young Penn ington was expected to spend three evenings every week with his betrothed, and they were always accommodated with a conven ient back-parlor in which to converse after the manner of their kind. In these circum f Unices Pennington Smythe ought to have been happy, but he wa.s not. There was no mystery about his love affair, and the fact weighed upon his spirits. He did what he could to convince himself that the respectable old Mr. Morris, who used to say when Pennington made his ap pearance, "Now, you children, keep out of hat there back parlor, and give Mary and her young man a show" was bitterly op posed to the match, and must be kept from perceiving that his daughter was beloved by her "young man." But the only possible way which he could devise to throw an air of secrecy over the affair, was to write notes to bis beloved in a very cramped hand, and to deliver them himself. Usually he had to read them, too, since his handwriting was too mj'stical to be readily deciphered, and when they were read they usually contained nothing but an amplification of the innocu ous idea that he, Pennington Smythe, pro poed to love her, Mary Morris, in spite of every obstacle. As there were no conceivable obstacles this statement was not one of tre mendous moment ; but still it gave young Smythe no little comfort to make it in writ in" and deliver it with an air of immense pecrecy. One day a happy thought struck him. How delightful it would be to correspond with his darling in cipher. This idea lilled him with a culm, mystical joy that was really a first-class sensation. So he devised a cipher of the kind so much in vogue among school-girls, and which consisted ia substituting one letter for another, and in stantly wrote a brief note to Mary. This he carried to her the same evening, together with a key, and attained the seventh henven of mystical delight in transmitting it to her. Poor Mary suffered much from this cipher. It was very hard work for her to write an intelligible letter with the new alphabet. She continually made mistakes in it, and so kept Pennington out of his bed for hours, while with locked doors and shaded windows he tried to decipher Home mich sentence as, "I do bo long to see you." It wan on'y when mistake were iiinle in the use of this cipher thnt it In aiiie -i uiih.'tilt of com Anliquitles. prehension to an ordlnnry reader. Poor Pennington had not devoted much attention to the subject of cryptography, or he would have known that there is nothing more transparent than a cipher which merely con sists of the substitution of one letter for another. He was, however, soon to learn this fact in a very unpleasant way. One evening Mary dropped a note which she had received by mail, and it was picked np by her father. The old gentleman was wild with horror. There was his trusted iaughter actually corresponding with some jnknown villain in cipher. Obviously the jipher must have some shameful secret. He tat in his arm-chair with the open note in nis hand, and serious thoughts of immediate poplexy in his mind, when his son Tom, a foung fellow just home from college, entered, and, frightened at his father's expression of face, asked and received an explanation. Tom was a bright young fellow, and he at once remarked that it was hardly worth while to take to apoplexy until it was really apparent that the mysterious note contained something wrong. He suspected that it was written by the mystery-loving Smythe, and he did not doubt his ability to read it. The note ran as followj : CRSM PSMX : H TBDS XBC SYC STFSXN FIITT. OSYYIIYDUBY NPX ULS. In less than ten minutes Tom had trans lated this innocent mystery into the words, "Dear Mary, I love you and always will. Pennington Smythe," and thus banished his father's doubt and wretchedness. However, the old man was angry enough to desire to give the unfortunate Pennington a lesson which he might remember. So when the young man made bin usual evening call he was awaited in the parlor by the incensed father and his greatly amused son, and ad dressed in the following stern and cruel words : "Mr. Smythe, what do you mean by writing to my innocent daughter ' in such infamous style as this, sir?" and he shook Pennington's letter before his astonished eyes. "Sir," replied the youth, " it is not infa mous. It is an entirely proper note. All the world might see it." "Then why the devil did you write it in this outlandish lingo?" returned the father. "She is not to blame," hastily urged Tennington, judiciously shirking the main question. I assure you she never can read them without my help, and when she writes them she makes so many mistakes that often I can't make head or tail of them." "By 'them I suppose you mean the letters written in cipher," replied Mr. Morris. "Well, I won't add to your trouble. Only let me advise you not to write any more cipher notes, my boy. Tom, here, read your note almost as easy as if it had been written in print. There, go along now, and don't be silly again at least, any more than you can help, you know." And the old man, quite recovered from his anger, went laughingly away. Pennington lingered. "Is it really true, Tom, that you could read it without a key?" he doubtfully asked. Of course I could. Why, Pen, there is nothing easier to read than that sort of ci pher. If you will write in cipher and I don't see why you shouldn't if you want to, though you'll find it beastly tiresome I can tell you of a cipher that no one can possibly translate." "If you would be so very kind," mur mured Pennington. "Why," continued Tom , "you select some book. Then out of the words in this book you make your cipher. For instance, you want to write 'dear,' as I presume you do, nnd you find it. say, on the twelfth page of the book, in the second line from the top, and the third word in the line. You then represent it by the numbers 12, 2, 3. And so with the rest of your note. You see, no human being could possibly read it unless they happened to guess what book you used." Pennington was overjoyed at this delight ful plan, and, thanking Tom warmly, hast ened to unfold the new cipher to Mary. He felt at perfect liberty to disregard Mr. Mor ris advice not to write in cipher, for he now decided that Mary's father would be justifi ably regarded as a hoary-headed tyrant, bent upon separating two loving hearts, and only tit to be circumvented by careful strategy. So he selected a novel of which he knew that both Mary and himself possessed copies ; explained the new cipher with the utmost care, and after he reached home put it in immediate practice by writing a brief note and sending it by post, as he would be unable to fee her next evening. This is what he wrote : 35.9.5 33.2.3 45.4.4 C9.5.9 65.4.5 51.15.0 15. 1 .4 ?7. 1 . 185. 19.983.4.2 K3.8.G 89.5.2 39.2.6 1 17.5.671 . 17.8. Now the book upon which this cipher was lased was printed in double columns. Un fortunately Pennington forgot to explain which of these columns he intended to use. However, he decided to use the outer column trusting that the other heart, which, as he frequently remarked, wasone of two" which beat as one," would instinctively divine hi3 selection. Two nights afterwards he reached the Morris' door, full of delightful anticipations. He was met by old Mr. Morris who, thrust ing a note into his hand, explained, with much unnecessary emphasis, and a total disregard of the commonest rules of polite uess, that if he ever venturned to present himself at that house again he would be kicked down the front steps, mixed up in complicated relations with the family bull dog, committed to the final care- of th police. ii. He went home maddened with this very undesirable mystery, and confident that old Morris had been attacked with delirium tremens, and was an exceedingly unsafe ac quaintance. Once in his room, he sat down to read the crumpled letter that had been forced upon him. It was his own letter to Mary. Below the cipher was written Mary's translation of it. The poor girl had tried to translate it by using the inner columns of the book, and with the following unsatis factory result : "You liar when almost hate her and fare well you deceitful never again and base in famy." And still further down on the page wa? written in Mary's hand, "I can make ont enough of your letter to see it is a cruel, wicked insult, and I shall tell papa." It flashed across Pennington's remnant of a mind that perhaps Mary had made a mis take in the columns of the book. He seized the volume and verified his suspicion. The innocent note that he had written was actu ally transformed, by the simple process of reading it with the wrong column as a key, into the incoherent, but obviously impolite letter, which had wrought such unhappy Consequences. Pennington sank into his chair utterly overwhelmed. He called himself all the choice names that old Morris had applied to him, together with a large selection of other epithets. He spent an hour in this profitable occupation. At the end of that time he had formed a resolution which he proceeded to put into immediate execution. He rose up, ami going to his trunk, took out his secret society emblems and solemnly threw them in the grate. He next sat down and wrote twelve separate resignations for twelve different lodges. Then he wrote a solemn pledge never, to the day of his death, to meddle with cipher or any other mystery, and, finally, writing out a full history of the cipher letter, sent it, together with the book which he had used as a key, his pledge to solemnly abstain from mysteries, and an humble apology to old Morris. Of course his explanation was accepted, and Mary forgave him. Several years have passed since that event, but if you want to make Pennington Smythe blush with wretch edness, all that is necessary is to ask him if he knows of any good, trustworthy cipher. That Buried Treasure. A San Francisco paper says : "The usually quiet town of Truckee has b"en- msiderably excited of late over the organization of a company to search lor diamonds nnd gold long since buried tn the coast of Florida. It is said that the company have a cash cap ital of little less than $40,000, and nearly all of the solid men of the town are said to have taken stock. It seems that a colored man by the name of Jeff Hogan, who has been ad ministering chickens, eggs, trout, Russian snipe, etc., to hungry travelers over the Central Pacific Railroad, and one Joe Mason, have discovered of late that they were both on board a certain pirate vessel about thirty years ago, and were eye-witnesses to the burying of a vast amount of gold and dia mond jewelry. Jeff says that his life was spared on account of his leing cook, and Mason's on account of his youth being then but about ten years old. When first told, the story was not believed, but after awhile persons were found of sufficient gullibility to accept the whole story and enlist in the en- tcrprixo." Bold Kidnappers. A correspondent writing from the City of Mexico says: "Not long since, n rich man, Senor Cervantes, was kidnapped in the even ing in one of the most central streets. He passed lietween two files of loungers who politely this is old Spanish politeness opened to let him pav. He was put into a coach at hand and driven to the house of a well-to-do Spaniard, who kept a grocery More; this also situated on the plaza, also in a central part. Here he was placed in a sort of erave dug below the floor, and mes sengers were carrying his letters and arrang ing ransom. But his friends and Governor Montrel and the police were wide awake also, and after some days the letter-carrier and others were caught, inelnding the owner of the house, the Spaniard Senor Bello, the head of the conspiracy. The victim was rescued alive, and in less than twenty-four hours this Bello and two others who were most guilty were shot at Bello's doors, and afterwards hanged alxve the place of their crime, and exposed to the public gaze till the sun went down." A Spell of Joking. "The irrepressible joker at the Banks Club, the other day," says "After Dinner," "while touching up his oysters with pepper from the cantor, observed to the waiter that 'the pepper was half pens.' 'Oh no,' said the polite attendant, 'that is the lest sort of pepper.' 'Well, I tell you it is half peas ; call Mr. Mills.' That gentleman came, and the joker remarked, '1 always expect to get the best of everything in this house, but this pepper is half peas. 'That can't be so ; we take especial pains to procure it, and have it ground in our own mill.' 'Well, it is so, and I can prove it.' 'If you can, I should like to have you.' 'Well, John, you just Fpell it. And the amiable proprietor re tired with a sweet and gentle smile on hii benevolent face. i 1 pmx'T at all expect company to-day," eaid a lady to her visitors, with a not very plea-ant look; "but I hope you'll make yourselves at home." "Yes, indeed," re plied one of them, starting off; "I will make myself at home a-i quick as possible." DEAR MOTJIER,COME1IOME. J Mother, dear mother, come home with me noWi The clock In the steeple strikes ten. You said that you only wanted to stay One hour to pray out the men. The beds are not made, the dishes unwashed, And onr hired girl, she is out, too, While all the children are still undressed, And sadly crying for yon. CHOECS. Come home! come home! come home! Please, mother, dear mother, come home! Hear the sweet voice of your child; Do not forsake us at home; How can you resist? Do leave off your pray Please mother, weneedou at home. Mother, dear mother, come home with me now, The clock in the ftfeeple strikes 'haven, For al! the duties that you neglect You'll answer to Father in Heaven. Our fire is low, and pa wilt soon come. And dinner I cannot complete, While, weary and worn with five hours work, He'll look for something to eat. Chorus Come home, &c. Mother, dear mother, come home with me now. The clock in the steeple strikes The dinner's not ready, and pa ha s twelve pa has come V ith the food lviue cold on the shelf. He seemed so sad, and spoke with a sigh, As he was asking for you; And Willie he kissed with a tear in his eye; Please mother! dear mother! 'twon't do. Chorus Come home, &c. Mother, dear mother, come home with me now, The clock in the steeple strikes one; You said yon were coming right home from the street, As soon as your prayers were done. Our fire has pone out, and we are alone, And pa's hungry at work until tea; Ami Willie, poor boy, is not feeling well, With no one to help bim but me. Chobus Coaae home, &c. Mother, dear mother, come home with me now. The clock in the steeple strikes two; The house has grown cold, poor Willie is worse, And he has been calling for yon. Indeed he is worse; I'm afraid he will die . If you'll not cease praying ont men; And these are the words 1 came to bring: Hasten home if you'd see him agaiu. Chorcs Come home, &c. Mother, dear mother, come home with me now, The clock in the steeple strikes three; The house is lonely, the hours are long, For Willie has gone and left me! Yes, I am alone; poor Willie is dead, And gone up to heaven's bright dome, And these were the very last words he said "I want dear mamma at home." Chorcs Come home, &c. TER VIMMIX. LAMEXTATIONS OF A BESIEGED TEUTON. Who makes dot rnmpus mit ter shin? Who makes der risky var begin? Who say der draffic is a sin? Ter vimmin! Who calls mine peer "ter nashdy shlop," Und my saloon "Hell's Kitchen tfhop," Und shvear my peeziness she vill sthop! Ter vimmin! Who conte to my saloon vmi day TTnd make some d roubles right ava'y? Who kneel around my par und bray? Ter vimraii.! Who dalk ter "bizen stuff" apoud, Und sing, und cry,und preach, und shout? Who vant to let my pnngholes out? Ter vimmin! Who, ven she vas der house oud sent Vas on my toorstep made a dent, Und shvear to lay a siege she meant? Ter vimmin! Who, ven my gostomers so dry Vas vant some gockdails on ter sly, Vas sure to catch him in her eye? Ter vimmin! Who putton-hole each man she meet Und dalk to him so kind und shveet, Und coax him not himself to treat? Ter vimmin! ine nanger of Using Shot for Cleaning Bottles. Fordos has recently directed attention to the dangers of lead poisoning where shot are used for cleaning bottles that are to be used for wine and other leverages. When shot are placed in a glass with water, cor bouate of lead is at once formed, a portion of it being noticed as a precipitate in the water, while another portion of it attaches itelf as a thin film to the sides of the vessel. This film adheres so firmly to the glass that it cannot be removed by rinsing with water alone, an acid being required to remove it. When shot are used for cleaning bottles which are afterwards well rinsed out, the ;arbonate of lead susj)ended in the water will tie removed, but that portion which is attached to the sides of the bottle remains, and is afterward dissolved by the liquid placed in the bottle, if it possesses a suffici ent solvent power. If the shot are only shaken up with water for a short time, it is scarcely possible for the carbonate of lead to become attached to the sides of the bottles, but oftentimes the shot are left in the bottle with the water for some time. Besides, the rinsing is not always done so carefully as it should be, and the carbonate of lead sus pended in the water is not all removed. Fordos took four half-pint medicine glasses that had been cleaned with shot, and in one he placed white wine, in another red wine, in the third quinine wine, and in the fourth vinegar. After standing two days each was found to contain a Considerable quantity of lead. Another danger might also arise from shot getting lodged in the narrow emises at the bottom of certain bottles, when the action of an acid uon it would dwsolve not only the lead, but also the arsenic which is always present in the shot in sufficient quantity to render the liquid. p jl-onous. A swef t little boy, only eitrht years old bless his little heart walked into the scene of a teacher's examination at Oswetro, last week, and bawled out, "Annie your ieller L down to the houe !" A Novel In One Chapter. Some six or seven years ago, by one of the current Occidents of social ititeivour-?, there came together, nnd g'.'t interested in each other, in an Atlantic city, a young man and a young woman. The nmu w:is cdu:a ted, in professional life, of good social rank, and generally esteemed of more than a ernge ability. Thoe who thought best of him believed he was sure, sooaer or later, to do great things. In the mean time, he had the misfortune to be poor. The young woman was the daughter of a rich manufacturer. She had been brought up to attach at least it proper value to money, and, in fact, to attach too much credit to its possession. She had too much Innate refinement to !c purse-proud; but living always with thoe who, possibly for lack of anything letter, pique themselves on their posses-ions, is not likely to have n wholesome eflVct on impres sionable youth. Be this as it m-, an affec tion sprang up between these two people, arowed in time on both sides, cemented by every reciprocal pledge of fidelity. The matter became known, after a "pace, to the lady's family, and then began the peculiar phase of the story that has now reached its climax. Au explanation having become necessary, the lover was confronted with the statement from his perfidious adored one, that he had totally misconceived her feelings and intention. There was much talk, hut this was the gist and end of it. The invention was as palpable as its purpose. Astonished as was the poor fellow, he was equally helpless. Either the girl's own pride or the stress of family influence, had led her to adopt a course, which, however painful or however wicked, presented the advantage of admitting absolutely of no appeal. Be wildered, humiliated and stricken to the heart, the suitor accepted the situation like a brave, if also like a sensitive man. Adieux were exchanged in the guise of friendliness, but when the discarded admirer went away he made up his mind that he had gone away forever. The play and the reality are in precise accord here, and they continue won derfully so to the end. Years rolled by, and the affluent manu facturer, who had thought himself far away beyond the caprice of fortune, by a series of unlucky chances became slightly einbarased. Tiht money markets, the failure of corres pondents, the encroachments of competitors, a reduced demand in his special trade, each, or all, increased this embarassment until at last, in advanced age, aud living in a most expensive mannner, he found himself on the brink of failure and ruin. Pending this, the "whirligigs of time" had been at work in good earnest. The man who had been so dextrously or shamelessly cozened out of his bride, partly by the force of his natural genius, partly by good fortune, had rien to wealth nnd power. By one of those strange chances which it is the fashion to say happen only on the stage, or in sensation romance, but which do in sooth often come to pass in real life, the key, so to speak, to the manufacturer's position fell into this gentleman's hands. Notes to a large amount made by the former Croesus, potential influence with the corpo rations and individuals with whom, his affairs were most blended, were at the control of the lover of five years ago. By a natural process again, it fell out that the old position was resumed, but this time mider i ji j jo auifiia. it wa. natural that the younger man should hail with joy the chance to recover his lost love. An en gagement was soon made, then, on terms easy to imagine, nnd this time without any lying or equivocation. The relative situations had chnngxl, md there was room both for a happy revival of the pat and politic silence concerning it. On the bridal day the groom presented him self, and then, in the presence of the bride's family and friends, came the climax. It is not to lw justified, and yet none can say it Was not a righteous ret) ihution. To I. brief, the bridegroom, in the drama aud the reality, nre in the same exact accordance up to the catastrophe. On the morning of the d.iy fixed for the wedding, and r.t an hour fixed for signing necessary papeis, the bridegroom proecedxl calmly to tell the whole truth of his telatious with the young lady and her family. Hav ing recited the nature of his proxooatioii, he Wound up by announcing that of his revenge. This consisted in his utter refjsal ever to wed the woman he once had loved, and to whom he had thus boen fbr a second time affianced. The indignation nnd excitement that followed need not le deseri'ted. The act was cruel, unmanly ; but it must be re ineuiliered that for years the iron had been cutting into the perpetrator's soul. In the play, the girl, who, throughout everything, tenderly loves the man whom she once bc t rayed, and so taught to betray herself, marries him e.fter all, when she is just dying of a broken heart. In the drama of real life, the action has proceeded oniy as far as we have related. A gentleman auked the veteran actor, Charles Mathews, how lie had managed to preserve his youth ful spirit. and vigor so exceedingly well. ''Well," answered the comedian, "I have lived a pretty free life, but 1 have alwny1 made it a rule to have eight hour's sleep out of the twenty-four. No matter where I was. orwl rt the temp tation. I would have nv sleep. And then I always eat four good sound meal a j day." "But are you not a great smoker? j "Weil, no ; not so very ni.ich of a smoker. I begin every morning, ic 5- tut?, but then 1 leave off at ni ht.M I The SIlTrr Cun. The palace of the Duke de Montre wa decorated for a banquet. A thousand wax lights barued in its stately rooms, making them bright us mid-day. Along the walls glowed the priceless tapestry of the (johe line, and beneath the foot lay the fabrics of Persia. Rare vae, filled with flowers, stood on the marble stand, ard their breath went up like ineen-e before tie life-like pic tures shining yi their golden frames above. In the great hall s.ood immense tahlel covered with delicacies front all lands and cliinesi Upon the side-b mrd glittered mass ive plate, and the rich glass of Mnrano. Muie, now low and soft, now bold nnd high, floated in through the opened case ment, and was answered nt intervals by tones of magic sweetness. All was ready. The noM? and gifted poured into the gorgeous saloons. Sillrw rustled, plumes wave!, and jewe'.ed embroi deries Cashed from Genoa velvets. Courtly Congratulations fell from every lip, for the Duke de Montre had made a new step iu the path to power. Wit sparkle!, the laugh went round, and his guests pledged bim in wine that a hundred years had mellowed. Proudly the duke replied; but his brow darkened, and his cheek paled with passion, for his son sat motionless before hi untastei cup. " Wherefure is this?" he angrily demand ed. "When did my first-born learn to insult his father?" The graceful stripling sprang from hii scat, and knelt meekly before his parent. His sunny curls fell back from his upturned face, and his youthful countenance was ra diant with a brave and generous pirit. "Father," he said, "I last night learned a lesson that sunk into my heart. Iet me repeat it, and then, at thy command, I will drain the cup. I saw a laborer stand at the door of a gay shop. He held in his hand the earnings of a week, and his wife, with a sickly liahe and two famishing litle ones, clung to his garments and besought him not to enter. He tore hi:nelf a way, for his thirst was strong, and, but for the care of a stranger, Ids family would have perihed. "I went on, and, father, a citizen of nob'e air and majestic form descended the wide steps of hi fine mansion. Hi wife put back the curtain, and watched him eagerly and wistfully as he rode away. She was very, very lonely, fairer tlma my lady of the court, but the shadow of a sad heart was fixst falling on her beauty. We saw her gaze around upon the desolate splendor of her saloon, and then clasp her hands io the wild agony of despair. When we re turned her huslwnd lay helpless on a couch, and she snt weeping beide hitn. "Once more we paused. A carriage stood liefore a palace. It was rich with burnished gold, and the armorial liearings of a duke were vi-ihle in the moon-beams. We waited for irs owner to alight, but he did not move, nnd he gave no orders. Soon the servants came crowding out; sorrowfully they lifted him in their arm, and I saw that some of the jewels were torn from hi mantle, and his plumed cap was crushed and soiled, as if by the pressure of many footstep. They bore hitn into the palace, and I wondered if his duchess wept like the beautiful wife of the citizen. "A I looked on sll this, my tutor told me it was the work of the red wine, which, leaps gaily up, and laughs over its victims in demon merriment. I shuddered, father, nnd resolved never again to taste it, lest I, too, should fall. But your word ia law to me. Shall I drain the cup?' "No, my son, touch it not. It i poison, as thy tutor told thee. It fires the brain, weakens the intellect, destroys the soul. Put it away from thee, and so thou t-halt grow up wise and good, a blessing to thyself and to thy country." He glanced around the circle. Surprise end admiration were on every face, and, moved by the same impulse, nil arose, while one of their nuiulier spoke. "Thou ha-4 done nobly, box," he sal!, "and thy rebuke shall not be soxn forgotten. We have congratulated thy fjther upon the acquisition of honors, which may pass with the" parsing rcr.son. We now congratulate hiui upon that bet of all possessions, a son worthy of France and of himself.' The haughty courtiers bowed a growing assent, and each cla-ped the hand of the boy. But the father tok him to his heart, and even now, among the treasured relics of the family, is numbered that silver cap. A farmer in this county, say a Nortli Carolina paper, ha a mule so awfully con trary that he can do nothing with it. Put him in harness, und it is hard to say which way he will travel. Put a saddle on him, and he appears to doze : ""' to mount him, and he w ill all of a sudden tiegin to kick every way tniight out, straddlehug, with all four leg at once. As to eating, he will eat any thing, from his feed-trough up to a wooden saildh. T ie owner took a no tion to have him s':od ; but he kicked oat the b!ackc:n;.h shop and returned home. The owner tril to kill hiiu some time since, so he tied hi ears with a trnee-chain and rode him for six consecutive days and nighu ns hard as he could under w hip and spur. The fact is, he nearly killed himself in the effort, and had to he carried up-stairs to led, and his firm le!ief wa that the mule would die that night; but, to his aKtoni-di-nient, the next morning he found that the mule had kicked to death a Chetr hog weighing three hundred pounds, bit a piece ont of his hor-'e's shoulder, ate up a saddle, blanket and bridle, tore down the fence, and was spl;iiM,iug about, more devili-h than ever, to nd something 'ie meaner to do. j