anraiii mil A ivicPlKE, Editor and Publisher. OU'MK VIII. HE IS A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRUTH MARKS FKEK, AND ALL AKK SLAVES BESIDE. Terms, 2 per year, In advance. EBENSBURG, PA., FRIDAY, MARCH G, 1874. NUMBER 7. c- t I i a-.--.- 1 ? - I j, :i J A in 3 t Oil'- i nd 1JI.IC OF VALVABLK tsi 1.. Ieal ESTATE ! F 7 He PWFERTY Ur rHILIr NUUN, DcC D. V t I' ; e p"'-l to Public Sale, nt the Court . hi ti.- Borough of Ebensburg, Pa., on SPAY, the 9th day of MARCH next, , (,v!.(M'K. I. M.. the following described :;-ai Ktate, to-wit: -scsNo. l-A LOT OF GROUND ;i,e !'. n.uirhof Ebensburg. Pa., f routing , ! His 5 street and extending bark . -. m l sixty-lVur feet to L'oyd street. -v U on the Lot a well finished ito Uosiilonoo, . ... . ! containing eleven rooms. large ..-..! 'f-:!;'.r, commodious Wnshhouse, . ; i . -r inn Ii rn improvements. There ts - r ".! k tml 'arkiaisk Hoi'hk on roar !hi- Jin 111:. arc in'i'!y and snbstan .1:1 i .vi-ll set with fruit and shrubbery. a i ceiitr.il. pleasant, healtbiul, and o churches and schools. -;es No. 2 A Piece of Ground :. h 'Borough aforesaid, bounded by Lloyd, . 1 1 r-.iine s. reels, is two hundred and six I v- . .lare, weil fenced, and in a good state xia ir a n ver tisemes ts. S250,000for$50 FOURTH GRAND GIFT CONCERT PO't THK BENEFIT OP TUB PUBLIC LIBRARY of KENTUCKY. On March 31st, next. 60,000 TICKETS-12,000 GIFTS. Margery Brown and School Master John. A STORY OK THE COLONIAL TIMES. scsNo. 3-61 ACRES OF LAND . n 1'riee's Hill, one-fourth mile south-enst .- iv---. about twenty acres cleared, the bal :; t: inhered. i above properties, if not sold, will be rent 3 sion given o" I5! of April next. JUH.V E. St 'A N LAX, gent for Heirs of Pn 1L1 p N oon, dee'd. ;'".i'-g. Fr'. . lS74.-;t. AS WK ALL KNOW, HI T THK u I"- -T. Ilk? CASH STORE, it rs'her u'ider. those of anv other a n r 111 ;:;;;;M5i530D3, bats, caps, ? . - J. - l- . PwfAAl im Ml FcEl), GRAIN, 4f., I In 1 1 i riml?r." t ' ;iid liriint as-n.rtinen's of new a , .., . ,,- will (" sitiv.'iv be sold ar the 1 . iiimtrv" nr'tiii' J't 'li hi'jrhst 1 j r. 1.1k -n in t:x'-liar.c tor iron !s. Full I :. -'i i'.-.iii'ee.l to all :.uyei. Store ou . ' r, -,ir 1 n' re t v t. K. -I. MILLS. .Inn. 10. 1S.4.-tf. LIST. List ;f Causes set m, t. vt.ial st T 1 1 " eii-iiin tt vii i.f -ii ilf first Monday day) LIST Of LIFTS. ONEOKAXn CASH (ilKT 01.000 O.N L Ii It A X l CASH i I FT IOO.OuO INK (iltANII CASH i I FT Oo.ltu;) ( N F. ( i H A XI ) C A S H ; I FT too ONE lilSANUi'ASH filFT lT.f-OO 10 CASH (JIFTS, ilO.OOU each loo.JOO 30 CASH (MK TS, n.tHj each 10.00) W C AS If i I F I'S, l.'-'OO each f 0.000 80 CASH til FTS, nW) each 40,0:0 loo CASH (il KTS, 400 eacu 40.000 ISO CASH (IIFTS. aoo eaeh 45.' 00 2:-) CASH t; I FTS, 200 each tO.000 32f CASH (i I FTS, 1'ai each S'J.&oo 11.0O0CASH ;FTS. 60 each Iiio.u 0 Total. 12.000 (i".fts, all Cash, amounting to .l.r.Oo.Ooa "The concert and distribution of gifts will ).;. tfiiVi'., ln1 uiiriritic'irnliii loke ploir mi the ilut note firf', whether all the tickets are sold or not. and the l.,uoo gifts all paid in proportion to the I'RICE OF TIlKLTs. Whole Tickets, :0 : Halves. 2S : Tenthp. orcaeh coupon. S : Klcven Whole Tieketi lor 6O0. Send tor eircular. The time for the drnw!ng is noar at hand, and ptrt jns intending to puroliase tickets have uo time to K.s . THO. E. I?K AILF.TTF.. Aerent Publi.-jl briiry. Ky..:ind M unaer'T 'lift 'on cer! l u'-lic Library Uuiliiing, Xon;sville. Kv or Tilt iS. H. Ha'i'S A: I ti., K'lxirm Jn,'ls,' t'KO llitO.w, V, XtVf YOKK. New York DAY-BOOK! A I:'.MiK !ATiC V.'EEKI.V. F.stablislied 1S50. It sujiper:? U"ii'. .(-. t. politiral and MH-ial. Tern!". per year. To eltitis. nine copies for i8. Specimen eopies free. Address. Ji y-Hook, New ork eit v. THE BEST HOLLAR WWIILV. i5 to $15 v23 made bv can tor this Tnacr- now in its 14th Ii h t hroiuo. . tv--.f-r- s ... . 1.. i. ell x r X . i ... .v ' ' 4 ii. r- ' m v i v.-- .... i . f .'ir; - . .n : v: f.y.r.. . John I. Parrish. . " i !'c!gnd !Su". - . . .' -vp'i I mnl.-ip et. al. t -jned Ismi". . - .1 I . tp. .;i'U Issue. . -. .'.it . .ii. 1 .' ' riv Mountain i il ot Lumber Y. - !' !,. i I .'!-. V. .tin'.ria M inlng and Manufacturing i o. .. it. K. ii. U -stbro k. i ii :-v. '! I. -.ii-.- Iilin et. n iJ K',:.:is,sirg itor. ugh. . . . . -. I. u f ! ii.ii et. al. i vs. I icio;. r et. al. . . i i. i h i'ii.i .... ;i. . . . i . t!r. lli, r. . ... S.'o. p. ...v-. Me irktr's F.xecutor. . . . i i'.iey. ... v. Academy of St. Francis. -. iiiilin. ' C Hi it. 1'rfthnin-tarr. . .'. F.benshurc, Feb. 3, 1S74. ilE YOSEMITE VALLEY. Ht'SO Ini-IieH. In 1 7 1l! '!r. Macazinr, one year, wilh Monnted Cbroiao,.. ?.(K) Mii iinc, one year, with I amounted VI: ronio," lis.) Magazine, a lone, oiioyoar -uo h.ir.iiie our ( liil.i.inL-Jiii.l i'r. miuui l ists. '1 n K ir l !! i t . for t lie price of one. We solii-it ksperienrcd ranvasnera and ot Ihts to s. ml at oucc for terms and specimen Mair axina. Address S3I I !.. Pnh:;her. 4J Far'; K.w. N. Y. ( it v. or Newburgh. X.Y'. a si4 I nsi-ei It,t9.r. For u-ito.Mire, Koaclns. Ants. Ited-Bars.MntSis.Aic. J. F. IIkmiv, C": ui:a. At Co., X. Y'.. Sole Agents. VriltoF. II. Smith fc Co.. Atlantic M ills. Brook lyn. X. Y.. mmiuf.iet urers of tha CruKlietl Hliite ihet. Tor t heir pa inpb let (-""lit tree) on ooiis, with imjiortiint exiraets from Lkihk. Johnson. and ot lor scieiu isCs. Kea.I it ami suv.i your health and ni.iiuv. - w f e a 'J 99 c" a W '& & & W h ik) i i c t 9 c e i 1 fn -s(i ' r Aitents wauled! Ailclas- yonnir r oi.i. make more nioney at work tor us in their spar." nioii.euts. or all t he t i me. i ban at any thing else. Particular free. Address (J. Stinson a. Co., l'orliund. Mains. i i.i. m m h i.. i vtitions lor 1 ... ! I.... I.t- ll.T-VH lu-eli tiled ill lo f "' .!!. of Cambria Coun'.i' bv the i ... . r...i,s. and will be pre;nied to ' ' ' ::;i.:i.:i I'lens of said Couiity at 'i.. i -7. -' .,!.i Lam hour. Tichael Hefner. : .- I...r. ii .:li John Crousc. ' - I! t ' i r llcllnek, St. Uonifacc; " ' . I. ovrener. ' i irj li Kd ward L. Hinder Dom- ' ile.irv Fostcr.Weiit Ward; Hard. ; !; .1 imes Henry. . n! bony McCue. :.liil J.lhn ( r ilicsjiie. Henry I'eier lirown. Hemlock: Jtsse .. .it ion. H'H'.ir; t.TCKNSr:. : - harW S.i'.roi. . : -: . illisB, Flinn. . Ii.l aines M. Bro.iley. A . Ill t I , 'ror;!.,oot.ir'. ': -e. Kl.ciisbarg, Fob. 3. 1HT4. Julj t t n TQM PROPERTY OK NAiaiS. . - x ii.i i ( X'o Tar used.) for outside work and insiiie. instef-d of plaster. Felt i 'ari. tipgs. S.'. Seud two 3-cent slauir.rf lor Circular and S.iiiij.U-s. C. .1. FAY. Catm'en, X. J. for agents. Lirge income gn irnteed. Enclose s'ainp lor cir. ular. K. ALLISON, 113 Chambers Street, Xew York. SiO ;! In Wall St. often leads to a for tune. N'O KISlv. 32-pHare pamphlet for slaR.p. Yai.kntinu TlnnniUiiK Co.. Bunkera and Brokors, SO Wali-st.. .V. Y'. 1 nt private sale the House I d by him. said lot fronting xteniliiiir b.vck to lot ol B. isc is a large and eonveul ru.".iire, with well and cia- ivl a s'able and other out . The Iot contains fix I'heriv. two cjuiuce, Lvur his in gun 1 bearing condi- eil improved. 'ri!.. s on H !gh street now ria Freeman" and M. nr.' opp-halfmile west of Eb - 'I aisidlan.! on theclay pike. I .'sip IU II. J AS. O. HASSOX. " lVT4.-tr.. -' 'H N '! ' IS r for gale an excellent r I 3 Aoros, ':i,;ee. "itnated in Summerhill ' ';";-. on the old road leading . .more, and two miles distant ' S ? : ;, .,, at the latter place. trf cleared, well tenecd Tl h.ah 8. are of cultivation, " - 'i' iurd of choice I'm it t here are a new MMMK BAXK ' Loir Hotikc. and several Out- r I'ariieiilnra call on or ad- p. Mccormick. PETITION FOIl INCOUrOKA T1MX OK TIIF. P.KTHK.L KKOCLAK I5aP Ttsr Ciuitd! ol Bethel, id Cambria County .'Pa. Au'l now. t-wit: llih February lt74. within Charter having been pres.jiit in open Court, and having ben examine,! by said Court. and there be ing tin-rein nothing contained contrary to the law, it is ordered to be filed in the Pro! hono;.iry"s OT flee, and a notice of the applicatiou to be published in one of the county papers for threp consecutive weeks. " By the Court. From the Kccord. Certified February 11. 1874. J. K. 1IITK, Proiho-.ioUry. Prothonotary"? Office, Ebensburg Feb. 11, ls.74.3f. NOT I Civ In the matter of the Pe tition ami P.oii.l ol" II. 1). Kaok.u, (17,) for leave to appear at noxt Term to pr si-nt Peti tion under InsoH'cnt Iiws.-N'). 17, September Term. 173. And now. 10: h Februarv, 1S74. continued to hrst dav of next Term notice" to be given to all credit or.s'or applicant bv publication In at least one news paper published 'in the County of Caiubr.a three weeks before the first day of next Term. From the Record. By the C.urt. Certified Februarv 11. 174. 13-a;.j J. K. HITK, Prothonotary. iTm IN I ST H A TO V, S' NOTICE ! Kstateof Ain"rw (allaghan, dee'd. Letters of Administration on the estat of Raid decedent, late of Chest Springs borough. ambria c.untv, having been grante.1 to the undersigned bv ti c Kegistcror gaid county, all persons indebt ed to said estate are requested to make iinmedjnte pavmcnt. and those having claims against the same, will present tl.em properly authei.ucated for settlement. rAKmlA jR., , H. J. HAllS. i Chest Springs, Feb. , !74.-6t. F AliM FOIL SALK. The under- I i more. ( 'ambria Co., Pa. STATl I 'i '' '' N,. oont" in 'I'l t' aiiiinir one tialf -i i. . ii'.. ..t Sutnr.iorhill. Crovlc tp., ' '- r M,,rr. r-..Af I!, i: MOT-' rtli.i ,tat'? d. i. Iiutiv lirofierlv. fr.int- ! I l:;.i...g i lo ri oii erected a s ' V 1 1. 64 leet front, with :;.. ; , a - ; SKiKE ;tK)M and '. , p'" J" - a Inrie stable ou the .',.; lv " I'weiling Houses sit- .'t . ' '"' Tavern Stand con- ' v i ! I c-llars. Anv person " ' " ' appSv to or a ld'iess t ho " z : ,,U J151EU- 'Uf'.v ui . Tw, ylij-N PAOPAT)V! ! " H:. 'i- i, tifw iiiaehirury into our are now inopHrrn to 1 1 notice. C, )THS. CASSI- J" I. AX X ELS of all My lea Ac.. A eieii ai.ii for iroods or 1 Let oro... .... :.! r w.i ... I"LS 4; snss. -'l-.J.tf. i ..tp.... uriruv 4MI terms to'suit the pur h!i-er his K.U. located one mile sou tn of EtK-nsburg, containing about Acre, e?"htv of which are cleared and nudor g.d fence. w,i comfortable House. -(h1 Bam. and an excel lent Orcha rd on the premiss. V rite to or call on Feb 6.-2in. J AS. M rKHS,ltnfuru. f UAASVAiy & 7mtl' MAKING. SJrThUKw'o'l iic public .respect -t'uily solic ' M. I AMES J. O ATM AN, M. I-. OfTlce on High Mreet noiirlT opposite Ijlajr Hote l. U .-idence in Town Hall- Ju " s' rt :' whrre night c:IU should be mude. 4-t.-w ' TfjTluJCK, M. I)., llLm Phvalrlan aart inrffen. CarfkL!.tow. rA. Of5.- In rear of John Buck' ator. If" calls way bm made tha romjnc of Joiiff Bcck. Hug. f April 4, U7.-tr rp V. DIC?Iv. ArrousKY at-Law. Ebi 1 eii.b'ir. Pa. Office In front room of T. J Lloyd's nw Imildii.g. tVntr stuet. iii nian.i.-Vf ew:il.Minw ntt.nrt'l 'rifa, toviiy, ar.d collecuons a vi'i'a:j. -K H.k.i It was in 1723 tbat a ship laden with merchandise, aud beating also a goodly number of emigrants, left Cork, in Ireland, for the shores of Xew England. Though a continent was to be settled, emigrants were not so numerous as at present ; jet, among those who came, Ireland, then as now, furnibhed it proportionate share ; and in general they were a class equal to the best who have sought our shores from the Green Isle in later years. Wandering lonely among the gossippiog groups ou deck was a man of superior ap pearance to the others, both in manner and figure, xle held no conversation with any, further than brief but crurteous replies to some question or remaik concerning the voyage, the rare sight of a sea-bird in mid oeean, or the wide, the vast, the awe-inspiring sta itself, beating unceasingly yeasty waves along the curving bows of the sturdy vessel. His dress, his carriage, his preoccupied look, forbade familiarity, while his entire unacquaintance with the other passengers indicated that the voy age had been undertaken for some press ing purpose and in much sorrow. It will not be foreign to our subject if we delay the narrative a moment longer to relate his painful story. He was a member of an ancient and worthy family of the Irish gentry, a native of I limerick, whither he had been recalled from his studies on the coutiuent a few years before. 1 eft alone by her other sons, who had joined armies in one country or another, his widowed mother desired that Klin, who was more given to study anil quiet thau the others, should remain with her at home uutil, at least, the present commotion had passed. Hut children will always be doing something not approved by the parent ; so John, not to be an ex ception, fell iu love with a young woman somewhat below his rank, and, honorable man as he was, desired to marry her. His mother not only refused her consent, but declared if he married the girl he should never have any portion of the estate. This threat, if persisted in, would effectually prevent the naiiage, as the gitl'b rela tions would not consent to her union with a penniless man. Neither were tlio lovers able of themselves to commence life with out the aid of. their families ; for he had not been trained to any profession or oc cupation, and he knew not how he could make even his own living. ''Mother," re plied he, with passion, "if you do not withdraw that threat and consent to my marriago with the lady of my choice, I will go where you shall never see me again." Hi mother persisted in her purpose. Pale and trembling, he besought her to take till to-morrow to consider. The next day the cruel woman repeated her threat. At tho evening meal John was missing ; iti the morning his bed was found to have beeu unoccupied ; and from that day his natite country saw him no more. Instead, however, of seeking surcease of sorrow, in the world of apirits by an easy leap into the friendly waves of the Shan non, as others might have done, he pro jected himself upon the unknown regions in the present state of being ; thereby showing that there was an unextinguished spark of health within him still. With heavy sorrow at heart, it is not strange that he sat apart, wiitpped in si lent gloom, or paced tho deck uniegardful of the babble of the light hearted emi grants. Self-expatriated, without hope or interest in the future, aud in the recent past a great pain which smothered all pleas ant recollection?, there could be nothing in common between him ar.d the moving forms who stared at him askance, save the usual matters of physical sustenance and comfort ; and even in these the conditions of his life had caused a wide ditlereHce of feeling. One person alone attracted his frequent attention, as her bright blue ey caught his own, or his ear was arrested by her cooing and prattling to the several babies on board, her musical snatches of song, or her sweetly plaintive voice, when the loneliness of her situation, and the re collection of friends she had left behind, seized upon her thoughts. John had watched her with some inter est, partly, perhaps, for her beauty, but chietly for her peculiar relation, or, rather, unrelation to any on board. Seeming at first, like himseif, a stranger to the others, she was soon mingling freely and familiar ly with every family iu the ship ; yet he was unable, watching with increased In terest, to discover any relation or connec tion whatever, other thau the most casual, between the girl and any family or indi vidual in the vessel. She, aho, maiked his loneliness, and seemed to be affected l3' his evideut sorrow ; and one day t-he boldly rut herself in his way with some trilling question. Yet her demeanor was modest and in her eye, of the hue of the sky where it meets with the sea, flashed forth no unholy gleam. Brown hair, a clear complexion, with especially rosy cheeks, and a graceful figure, made this girl of nine years more attractive to the beauty-loving eye than any one ou board though presenting the attractions of more developed forms and conscious womanly feeling. A brief conversation showed that the was without a relation or friend on board. Surprised at this fact the young man in quired, half-earnest, half in sport : 'What do you expect to do by going over to America ?' "Do? why, raise governors for them," was the instant, laughing answer. What could have induced the girl to have left home and friends with no better defined purpose than indicated by this re ply was a mystery. She did not have the enthusiasm for the new country needful to set even an adventurous boy ujmmi so wild an enterprise as ciossing the thousands of miles of sea to reach a cold climate and an uncultured shore. Subsequent years, however, furnished a possible explanation of the mystery. During the remainder of tho voyage there was a growing intimacy between the young man and the light hearted girl whose beauty attracted and wit amused him, winning his mind from brooding so daikly over his woes. The vessel, from design or stress of weather, made port at York, in Maine. Here other strange facts were developed. The girl whose name was Margaret Brown had no means to pay for her passage, aud it was necessary that some one should pay for her, or she would have to be inden tured sold to service for a sufficient time to reimburse the person who should ad vance the passage money. This was ac cording to a law existing aud needful in those times ; and through most of our col onial period there were many, both of black and white, held in temporary bond age. It was, of course, to be expected that the young gentleman who had been so much entertained by the girl during the passage should wish to relieve her in this difficulty, and there was none else able or disposed to retider such aid. But the young man was no better off than the girl; both were penniless. Both were therefore indentured to servlco to reimburse Mr. Nowell, the master of the vessel ; the young man John being, if we must trnst tradition, bound out to the town of Hamp ton, in New Hampshire, to teach school. Finding the situation unpleasant or un profitable, he applied to Rev. Sam'l Moody, of York, for ai'd in a letter written, tradi tion says, in seven different languages. Why, he might have taken a professorship at Harvard Collegf. only for the reason that he had been brought up a Roman Catholic. In reply, he received from Mr. Moody a loan sufiioient to set him free from the remainder of his indenture, atid enabled him to open school at Berwick. Not long after, he redeemed Margaret from service ; and he seemed from this time to have adopted the child. The pro ceeding was not considered at all improper, as she was only ten, while he was thirty two years of age. For eleven years this relation was com tiuued. Margery living in tho house of her foster-father, while he strove to kindle in her mind tha love of learning, but without any great success. He must have had a stormy life of it, for Margery was early and long distinguished for her "ebullitions of temper." Thus their lives went on. until a nicely dressed young gentleman, passing by, near the house, observed the young lady draw ing water from tho school-master's well. Admiring her beauty, ho stopped and en gaged her in conversation ; and such a passion was at once developed in his breast that he then and there proposed marriage. Probably she referred hitn to her foster father ; for the young man immediately proceeded to interview the school-master about ft wedding in the family. Very like ly the young lady had flirted mischievous ly with the young gallant a performance to which we may believe her fully equal from this description of her from an au thentic source : "She was somewhat be low the middle height, remaikable in her younger days for beauty and vanity, at all periods of her life for talents and energy." Yet it was very proper for her to bo think ing about the selection of a beau, for she was now tweuty-one years old. School-master John, after hearing the plea of Margery's suitor, sought his foster daughter in the kitchen. I am inclined to the belief that she made some strangely exhilerating confession to the pedagogue ; for he went back to the waiting gallant in high spirits, and bhowed the over-hasty lover out of the door with an intimation that further prosecution of his suit would be suitably resented. Yet there was really a wedding in that house fchortly after, iu which tho hand some Margery and the young pedagogue were the chief parties. "Young pedagogue !" exclaims the read er, with emphasis. Aye, young, I reply ; for John Sullivan lived over sixty-one years after this happy event. Here is a description of his appear ance at a much later date : "A tall, slender, but athletic man, six feet in height, with daik hair, black eyes atid a florid complexion, very erect and well propoi iioncd." He lived in possession of his faculties and his physical strength to a remarkable degree, till he had reached his hundred and fifth year. It is recorded that he spoke and wrote both Latin and French fluently when even a hundred, and never drank spirituous liquors. Was not school-master Sullivan a husband worth having ? AH their children were of more than usual ability ; one of them being Gen. John Sullivan, of Revolutionary fan e, and af- terwatds Governor of New Hampshire ; and another, James Sullivan, the able lawyer of Woolwich, and, later, of Bidde ford, who was twice elected Governor of Massachusetts, then including Maine, hav ing previously occupied several other hon orable positions. So little Irish Margery was, all unknown to herself, a real prophetess when, on the sea, she uttered these strange words to a man in the prime of life whose worldly prospects seemed to himself to be utterly destroyed. A CALIFORNIA STORY. Jvl Stover's Famous Cut Off- In the early mining days m California We had been hiling awav the beat part there stood on the foot of the hiil. not I t,f the day in the pilot house of the Charm many miles from Nevada, one of those ! eif watching the monotonous scenery of rough built gaining houses so common tie Ohio, and listening to the tales of Jr-d throughout the mining sections of the U - Ustover. the Pilot. Jed, according to his ritory. A description of this structure own account, was a tiuthful man, but and its surroundings will convey to the J somehow the moat wonderful things wera reaaer a oeiter idea ol tlie incident 1 am ronf innallv lia,.i.tini.r to bim. Josh Billings Spice-Box. Most every one luvs to listen to a slander, but thar ain't but phew but what despise the au thor ov it. What a heartless world this would be if I thaie waz no tears in it. Wise men are never surprised, while phools are alwuz wondering at everything that happens. I meet a great menny men whose talk iz like a bunch of fire kr.ickers when they are first touched oph, full ov pop for a fu miu uits, and then all iz over. Without mutiny, without friends, atid without impudence, iz about az low down iu this world cz enny man kan git, and keep virtewous. After a man has passed the age ov 37, about all he kan find to talk about and to brag on iz that he has got more pains and akes than enny ov the rest of his nabors. There is nothing that a man iz so certain ov az he iz ov what he sees, and yet thare iz nothing after all that deceives hitn of teuer. Beware ov the man who iz alwuz reddy to swap old friends for new ones. The dog that will phollow everybody ain't worth a kuss. When T pla whist I alwuz like a phool for a partner, for they do hold such good hands. I bav had people to set down hi mi tide and konfidenshally undertake to explain sumthing to me of great impoitan.se, and after talking 34 minnits bi the watch, I not only didn't know what they had been Hie ing to tell, but had forgot a good deal that I knew before. Thare iz but little that iz new under the sun, and what iz ain't gKd for much. One of the most peifukt viktoiys yu kan achieve over enny man is to beat hitn in politeness. The rarest artikle quoted in market just now iz good common wen so. I kant tell exakly what's the matter ov me, but i art alwuz a little shy ov the wo man who wears her hair kut short. The world at large judge ov us bi our sukcoss. It ought to kure the pride ov enny man when ho reflekts that there aint no one liv ing but what owos more to the world than the world owes to him. To be familiar with every one and pre serve your respekt and their esteem, iz an evidence of the most remaikybel talents. The grate mistake that tr.enny people make iz to think that they waz made before the world waz instead ov since. Botanical Swearing. Wo have all heaid of Botany Bay, in Australia, as a place whither convicts were formerly sent, and where there was doubtless much swear ing, but it is a new thing for botanical names to be mistakeu for oath si. The story goes that a man wrote to the editor of a horticultural journal, asking what plants would be suitable additions to dried grass es for wiuter ornaments. The editor re plied : "Acrocolinium Roseuni, A. album, Gom phrena globosa and G. globosa camea." When the man read this lie fairly boiled over with lage, aad imn.cdiately sent a note ordering his paper to be discontinued. He averred that au editor why swore in that way, just because he was asked a sim ple question, should have uo support from him. This reminds us of an English traveler whose conscience would not allow him to swear, but who found that at the hotel in France, whera he was staying, the waiters were so accustomed to hear Englishmen use strong language, that they considered him a milksop, and neglected him accord ingly. He therefore hit upon this expedi ent to secure a proper amount of attention. Whenever he gave ait order he rolled out in sonorous notes the words 'Northumber land, Cumberland, Durham." The effect was marvellous, lie was henceforth wait ed upon with the greatest alacrity and as siduity. This is not good poetry, but it is as near the truth as people generally get : If Lazarus had lived to-day sot down in some man's door And that man's dog had come along and ' licked old Laz's sore, i I'm satisfied, with all the Christian feelin' j that he has, r He'd "station-house" poor Laz ar.d lick the dog for lickin' Laz. t about to relate. The building contained but one room, the entrance to which was situated at one end, Tith a large adobe fire place on the other end. nearly oppo site to the entrance. On the large stone hearth burned a wood fire, giving to the 'Do yon fetd that bar that's grazing un now," he said ; "that's made down three hundred yards since I took them shingles out of the bend, and that just reminds me of that affair at Poker Point. 'Twas just i as the rise of C7 was going out of thttObio. room a cheerful appearance. On the front, ' I was screwing the Flambeau down stream at the right of the entrance, was a well j then; no light job. I tell you, for we had a filled bar, around vihich was congregated j green matc at.ard tht stowed his freight representatives of different nations, some j so hi.e'd rise on the head and shako her spcculating on the suecoss or various min- if. Talking done no good. At l.v.t I ing operations, while others were discuss- j j,ot mad and come down Crowly's chut. I n rr t lift onpi-fil tnTiiit oftlidiv A lr.ii r t i - i- , . ...z, & ..j,.- . ... to . u.iihu;. llje w imii's anu taking on : tun of clay at every rub. Duke Shorty was holding her down on the hurricane, and sung up to trie a couple of times to keep in the channel. I djn't let no cap tain tell me how to use She pokes ; so wIipii he turned in ou the dog watch I thought I'd get ecn with him. Wo sighted Poker Point just as day was about breaking, and the water was just leaving the coi ti-tiflt on the Kentucky side, so you could see th top of the f u rors. 'Twas just yards across the field; I knew 'twas soft, so I run her snoot straight for it, determined the rear side of the room extended a row of tables, around each of w hich was settled a company of miners playing poker and staking large sums of gold with as much coolness and apparent unconconl as if they were partaking f their evening meal. A rude seat occupied ihe space around the fire place, and in the front portion of the room beyond the bar. Tho cabins of the settlers extended some distance to the front of tho spot, while tho unsettled por tion of the country lay in the rear. Thejhill before mentioned, rising abrupt ly from this, thickly inteispersed w ith sage bush and thick bushes, allot ding a tempo rary hiding place for fugitives. As the evening wore on, the patrons of the saloon became more numerous, while the chilli ness of the atmosphere caused those most interested in the games at the tables to gather round the fire. The conversation, which at this time was becoming animated, was suddenly interrupted by the entrance of a tall, raw-boned Yankee, bearing in his hand a long rifle, around his waist he wore a belt from which was suspended a powder llask and a bullet pouch. Advancing to the tire place, he deposited his rii'.e in the coiner, and after accepting the seat courteously offered hitn by one of the c .tupany, he seated himself by the fi:e, retinc oim elbow on his knee, and drop ping his chin into his hand, he sat gloom ily watching the fire as if some mighty grief was preying upon him. He mumbled incoherently at times, and sat without changing his position. The attention of the company was soon dawn to the stran ger, and all occasional glances from those at the table were directed to where he 6at. He at leogth broke out into such lamenta tions as these : "I am tl.red.of life. My claim has failed and lam without fi lends or money. I have been out all day hunting and have killed nothing."' lie addressed no one personally, and no one seemed to sympathize with him in his disturbed condition. He sat in silence a few minutes, then raising his head he ex claimed : "A ir.an may as well be dead as out of luck. I will take my own life." Theu taking the fiask from the belt at his side he unscrewed the cap from the top and poured from it into his hand some ap parently fine ITazaid powder, then pouring it carefully back, he replaced the cap, and screwing it firmly on, yelled "Yes. I will die myself, and all about me shall die also." He thon flung the flask on the burning coals. The tumult that followed was in describable. The rush for the door was almost simultaneous with the rash set of the stranger. Tho windows st-ivcd as means of escape to those who were unable to press a passage through the door. Tho Yankee sat a calm spectator till tho last occupaut of the room had made his exit ; then with the rapidity of thought he spi ang to the tables and scraped from them tlso shin in by the gambleis and deposited hat, escaping through one tf the rear win dows. With desperate strides he ascend ed to the hill, and jumping upon a fallen tree, turned to survey the multitude be low. All were waiting breathlessly, watch- ing the building, expecting every moment j that the contents of the heated f.r.sk would blow it to atoms, when the shrill voice of our hero rang out on the clear night air "Don't be afraid, gentlemen ; there is ; nothing but black sand in the can." Then springing from his perch he disaj peared among the chaparral, completely eluding the pursuit of the gambleis who returned to the saloon to find the tables all cleared of the last vestige of their tieasure. to give old Shorty ono good shaking. A Kick would have it, she gave one of her hen-wallows just s she struck dirt and stopped l ight ashore. If the old gal hadn't been well glued she'd be fencing that old plantation now, for she had the triml.lcs worse than a dog swallowing a peach stone. Gentlemen ! I've been hearing cussing all my life, but what I heard this morning as that old craft was making her grasshop per lic ks across the point finished my edu cation in that lino. I heard one string coming out of a transom in the texas aii.l turned around to see if it wasn't Duke, when I heard saraping on the larboard tide, and there was the old heifer striking fire out of the stable of old Simmons ranch, I didn't hare time to get a good aiglit be foio she struck the channel again, a littls shaken but a gainer of about four milos. In a few minutes up comes the "oldmati," wanting to know where I'd been with tho boat and how came old Simmons" kitchet , stove, cook, and all aboard. I told him Id been a ringing f. r the lead for fifteen minutes, and, thinking, j-eihaps, they was all asleep, I waltzed across the point, as we was drawing so light "Lead, bo d.tuined," says he ; "who ver heard of a pilot ringing for lead and the stream out of its hanks.' When I asked for lead, ssys I, lead I must have ; that my riparian fight and must be respected ; if not the craft's got to stand tho consequences, by tho living lg piles of gold which hail been left to talk to tlie pile e gambleis and deposited them iu his ! dew aint verv I. But he never "waited to hear it; th Latin filled him ; he never said another word, but went below and took it out ou the deck sweeper. When wu got to Cairo we heard old Sim mons was going to tie us up unless we brought hack his kitchen. Duke was in a devil of a stew, but I told hiru I'd ease hi4 pa'u. So, on the return trip I had two str.gings well greased and riggcil a derrick on the staiboard spar. Just as we got i- front of Simmons I sung elown to the en gineer to know what head he had : "210 all right !"' So I threw myself on tl.o wheel, made right for the bank and sua,' out. "Belay all hands to unload the kitch en ! "Excuse me, pilot," said I, "you don't mean to say that you replaced the kitchen whole '' "Gentlemen," said he, 'I hate to enLr you out, but i:'s agin the rules of the boat ilot in low water, and as tho ievy ahead I'll need a.l the room I can get to wrestle through :'" aud thus by my impatience I missed hear ing an account of probably the most extra ordinary feat iu tho an: ir.g. als of steamboat Fli.ix Bei.L. 67. . A slab above a grave in Arkansas bears tho following legend, evidently the tri bute of a devoted but di.-criminating hu6- baud: "She washed the chihlrcn, Fed the fowls, And made her home Resound with bowls." Wh at is the proper age for a parson ? Why, the parson-ag. of coin sr. What a Woman Can Do. The uiowt i puzzled man in the I'nited States lives i t Sandusky. The other day lie waxed at once vindictive and ingenious, and he re- I solved to protect the sanctity of his heailli and home by a cute stratagem. In pursu ance of this idea, he mingled artoii'c in h bottle of w ine and placed it where any bur glar would see ir. and unless practical be- ; lievers iu total abstinence, would drink: A Chicago poet, who was recently in- ' theitfiom and surely die. Now, the wife formed that Madatre Nilsson had tl o tght- j of this intelligent Sanutiskian is an orderly fully built a shelter fi r cows on her land at J woman, and when she found that b'ottlc of Peoria, windful of the catastrn; 1 e which j wine placed in a conspicuous jiositioii, sho led to the desstructi' n of his native city. . said that "was ju.-t like John; he never immediately burst i' to this wild and be an- 1 did have any neatness, and she knew ti tiful fienzv of ve:te : "Christine. Chtis- ! w lien i-he married him." Then she tiH.K tine, thy milking elo, the morn and eve be- Ihe bottle and put it in the cellar with eight tween, and not by the dim ichgioi.s light ' d 'zen other buttles, and arranged them of tho fitful keioene. For the cows may j nc.itly in rows, and contemplated her work plunge, pnd the lamp cspl-ide, and theliiej with innocent prid-3. Then she told 1-er fiend ride the gale and shriek the knell of. husbai.u aln.ut it. Since he exhausted all 11mj burning town iu the glow of the mo'.- his vocabulary of piofanity he has been ten pail !' J spondiug hia leisure time i.i 1 Hiking nt those lolt!s ai:d trying to recognize tlm An Eng'ish wag asserts that mael.ineiy one wh'ch he prepared for the pi km- boi--is the most, modest of nil things, sinee it glar, and tinW he can solve the probloru almost always travels in cog. kw ho expects a brain fevor.