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1 5ie of HHntfle Iilesednes.
My wife has gone away for the summer
and loft rao in full charge of the house. I
like it haven't had such a run of liberty
sinco we were married. I hope she's hav
ing a good time, for I can now
rights as head of the family. Can t tio u
when she's at home ; she'll not stand it.
She has rules, and makes everybody about
her toe the mark. Cut I've got her now,
and am having things my own way.
This morning I came home ruite early.
It was two a. m. I'd been to the club and
got caught in the lain. For half an hour
I couldn't find the key-hole, which must
have got mislaid. " I felt for it every where,
xl even got down into the back-jard and
uued every brick, but couldn't find it.
.. x was in the act of calling one of my neigh
bors and asking him who had carried off
my front door, when I happened to find it
and got into the house.
In the dark 1 kicked over a spittoon, but
luckily didu't get any tobacco juice on my
boots. I hung my overcoat and umbrella
.n a prong of the chandelier, let them drip
on the parlor carpet, and went up stairs
and turned in with my boots on. I thought
it wasn't worth while to pull them off, as
I would have to get up in eight or ten hours
anyway. If my wife had been at home
bhe'd have had me an hour looking for the
bootjack,and I would have lost that amount
of rest, which my system so much needed.
Besides, she'd have me give a full account
of myself, which I don't like to do. I never
did believe in praising myself. It's better
to let others speak of one's virtues. I can
now wear a shirt a week, and it's nobody's
business. I don't see how I ever got along
with that woman. The idea of having to
put on a clean shirt, black my boots and
brush my clothes every morning is ridicu
lous. It is a miracle to me how I ever did
it and attend to my other business. I now
read the morning paper without being
forced to see an impatient woman standing
with her dress in one hand, looking very
miserable, and finally telling me eho wants
that paper for a b Any one, to look
at the house now, would know there's no
woman about everything so quiet and
comfortable and handy. If I want to do a
little figuring I don't have to huut up a
pencil, or pen and ink, but I just sit down
to one of the tables and do it with my An
ger, and there's nobody to be eternally
-wielding a dusting brush around my head
and telling me to get out of the way until
the house is cleaned up. These are con
siderations which every married man should
ponder over. Hut when we do ponder and
resolve, what good does it do ? That's the
question which is now agitating the Amer
ican people. What good does it do ? Noc
a bit. If these women can't have every
thing just their own way they swoon into
hysterics. As a consequence, we have to
pay a fifty dollar doctor bilL and stay in
the house all day fanning them, and prom
ising in the cud that "we may be happy
yet" before they show any disposition to
compromise. Our wives are petted too
much. And this reminds me that mine
won't yield to any other treatment. I un
dertook to prescribe a more stringent rem
edy for her one day, but it threw her into
a fit more like the "jim-jams" than any
thing I know of. She broke every plate in
the house over my head, and I had to kiss
her before she would promise not to do it
again. That's what makes me say she's
set in her ways.
There, too, are the piano and guitar
he kept going from morning until mid
night, filling the whole neighborhood w ith
discordant sounds which she called music.
Both are as mute as the bird-cage, which
was vacated last week by a strategic move
ment of the cat.
The two hundred pots of flowers which
she left me to cultivate I don't think will
produce much of a crop. They're nearly
all ripe now, and there's no sign of a flower
yet. I have watered them twice since she
left, but it did no good. I reckon they miss
her, and are pining away because she ain't
here. In this respect they do not resemble
me to any alarming extent.
Our kitchen never looked better. The
stove and ripe have assumed a beautiful
red tint, and the pots are bringing forth a
fine crop of beautiful white vegetable mould
which I haven't learned the name of, but
fhe'll know when she comes. The dishes
don't look iruite so clean and bright as they
might, but the flies are bad this year, and
if I were to wash them ovcry two weeks
they wouldn't present a respectable ap
pearance Note to the Editor. Please suppress
the article I sent you about my '"Spell of
bingle Blessedness." The old woman has
got back.
"y'oOD, JMORIUvLL & CO.,
WASHINGTON STREET,
Near Pa. R. R. Depot, Johnstown, Pa.,
Wholesale and Ldcil Dealers in
ffilM m BQMESTIC MY SS
ill
if Pi
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3iii,i-ii:it v coons.
II All!) WAKE.
QU FENS WARE.
BCOTS AND SHOES,
I J ATS AND CAIVS.
I HON AND NAILS.
P RrETS AND OIL CLOTHS,
KEADY-MADE CLOTHING,
GLASS WARE. YELLOW WARE.
WOODEN AND WILLOW WARE.
PROVISIONS and FEEDALL KINDS,
Together with all mannerof Western Produce,
such a FLOUR. 1JAC0N', FISH, SALT,
CAR HON OIL. &c, 2ic.
Wholesale and retail orders ("elicited
ami promptly filled on the shortest notice and
must reasonable terms
WOOD. MOKKF.LL & CO.
CI. 0 l&i 2s AMM?
DEALER IN
DRY GOODS,
NOTIONS, GROCERIES,
HARDWARE, QUEENSWARE,
HITS. CAPS, BOOTS, SHOES,
AND ALL OTHER ARTICLES GEXER
ALLY KEPT IN A COUNTRY STORE.
WOOL AND COUNTRY PliODUCE
TAKEN IN tSCnA.VQK FOR GUOUS. .
( Store on South Side of Main Street,
1'bcmburg-, fa.
j s 1 5 nzTSiiTiT
BOOK, DRUG and VARIETY STORE.
HAVING recently cnlamed our stuck we arc
now prepared to sell at u irreat reduction
front former prices. Our stock consists of
limits. Medicines. Perfumery. Fancy Soaps,
Leon's. Hall's and Allen's Hair HeMorulivcs,
I'll Is. Ointment a. Fluster. Liniments, l'ain K ill
lcrs, Citrate MnirneMa, l'.ss. .laiuaiea tlintrcr,
Fure. Klurorinir Extract, Kcnccs. Lemon
Syrup. Soothing Syrup, Spiced Syrup, Rhubarb,
Pure Spices, &c.
Cigars and Tobaccos,
Itlank Itouks, Deeds. Notes and I'.oiids : Cap,
Post, Commercial and kinds of Note Paper ;
envelopes. Pens. Pencils, Arnold's Writing
Fluid, Hlack and Ked Ink, "l'oelvct and I'as
Hooks, Miiainrs, Newspapers, Novels, Histo
ries, liibles. Kellirious. Prayer and Toy Hooks,
Penknives. Pipes, Jte.
C rT We have a dded to our stock a lot of FIXE
JEWKLUV, to which we wouldliin itc the at
tention of tin? Ladies.
PHOTor.KAFII AI,lir.MS at; lower prices
than evrr offered in this place.
Paper and (.'iar" sold either whole-ale or re
tail. LEMMKN Ml'ltUAY.
July 30, J SOS. Main Street, Lhcnsburir.
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The History of tiie "Mosquito. Mos
quitoes immigrated to this country in Iho
year one. They are the smallest fowl that
navigate the air. Although not Roaring so
Ligh as other fowls, they make some fouler
sores than any other bird ever dreamed of.
They are not very devout, although they
aro birds of prey. They are so tame that
they will come up and eat out of a fellow's
Land. As songsters they are a success,
making some of the sweetest sounds ever
heard. We aro sometimes constrained to
stay awake all night and listen to their
strains, even if it's ever so confounded
tstraining on us. If any one doesn't like
their mnsic he can lump it, and failing to
do so, they will lump him, and if he "gets
on his ear" about it, such a proceeding is
foolish, for they aro very accommodating
and will get on his for him. I like their
music better than anything else about them.
Many a time have I laid on my downy bed
and listened to them as they sang 'Come
Where My Love Lies Dreaming," "Wo
Won't Go Home Till Morning," and sucn
like, till I have been so carried away (and
wished I was carried still further) that I've
joined in the melody "Shoo Fly !" and
cheered them by clapping my Lauds to
gether, in hopes of gi iug tLe little suckers
an affectionate squeeze. Danbury 2s'cws.
ritOl'HIETOKS OP
riKEMX F0UM1HY AM) STOVE WORKS
1IOLL1DA YSIiUTiO. PA.
HAVING purchased the establishment lately
known as Knterprise Foundry, we are now
prepared to maim f .icture
M(i nrr CASTING J?
of eve ry description.
The Various Styles of Stoves
manufactured at our establishment are in all
respects equal to any in the market.
Steam Ensinesand all kind of Macliiner,
promptly and satisfactorily repaired.
lAll our work is varrantcdto be exactly
what it is represented. lAujr. :0.-f.
LOOK SHARP AT THIS!
136. THE ONLY CATHOLIC 135.
BOOK & rEKIODIG.lL STOKE
I. C A M It II I A CO 1ST V.
Mr. MEAOIIF.lt, Wholesale and Hetail Tieat
ler in ta ndard i.'athi h.io WokksoI ul1
kind, 1'uavkk Hooks, Hibi.es, H istokical ami
CONTKOVKUSIAI. WoliKS, I ' K U 1 o 1 1 1 ' A I S, 1'IC-
TfHKS, Fkamks, ir (, V-i Franklin Stri-et,
Jolinstown. I'a. Will sell ever- article at Hal
ti more or I'hildelphiu prices. .-1 liberal ilii-rnunt
ofiou-nl to the tirv. ( Irriju. Lihrnrii x, or th-r livn
iit; t lame- lot". Hooks hound and Tietures
framed nt the lowest possible prices. All the
F.asterii Weekly Papers for sale.
136. Franklin Street, Johnstown. 136.
THE BIGGEST SHIP AFLOAT!
pF.Kj-OXS iroinjf to Europe, or those sending
tiuntru oujrlit to
luy th-ir tickets kf 't.?5v
from M. 1'. Mea- -ff i jil
ciitii, Ajrent for ijLr,'i;l.'fi'yi
ol Monmrrs tnjind frnm Europe, i liis I.ihc
is remarkahio for comfort, speed and safety.
ItrnftM for i-'l and 'upwnrdH sold at the lowest
current rates. For further particulars call at
MMtiHKii's IIhokStdUK, M Franklin street,
Johnstown, la. IJuneSS, 18Ti.-tf .
c
an
About half the married women in this
world are said to wonder who their hus
bands will many next time.
cliarife ir a careful am ui tent ivc hostler No
effort will he spared to render u ucsts coin'crt
uMh and well pleased in every particular and
hy proper attention to husinessand amo.'cr ite
scale of prices the proprietor hopes to w in Vis
way to pubi o favor. (May 2, IMli.-tt' "
riALLITZlX HOTEL, "
V- OAI.I.ITIX STATION, PA. It. It.
Ifarine juM purchased, refitted and refur
nished tins well t noun and commodi
ous Hotel, the subsenLcr is fully pre
pared to itccotnmodatc all who tnar
favor him with their pntrnairc, and
especially invites the attention of hici
1 riends in Cambria and Blair counties
to this ftct. Neither expense or pains w ill t.e
spared to make all feel at home who sojourn
with me. Tkiims mopkkatk.
!. Fl THAltitlS, Proprietor.
Gailitzin, April.1. lij.-tf.
CPvAAVrolU) HOUSE,
i:iti:Mii ia.
John Fitzharris, - Proprietor.
U A VINO leased H nd rf furnished the nbore
well known an. I popular hotel, the Prooi i
cl..r is now amply prepared to necminuoilat
all who may fjv.r liim with their pal rename"
I he best that the market afford will he served
at the I able at all soa-ons. the lt,.r win . i .
onsiaiilly supplied with the choicest honor
ind the eouuiioiitoos stable will be under the
ESTABLISHED IWENIT-FIYE TEAM!
FRANK W. HAY
Man nilicliivoi',
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL,
lustcrary Xoiices.
-ot
AND-
Sheet-Iron WARES,
AND DEALER IN
HEATING PARLOR li COOKING
Slioct BSIctals,
AND-
IIOUSE-FLTiMSIIINC GOODS CE-NEIIALLY.
.Tollinsr in
Tli, COPPER &SDEET-IROS
i'KOMi'TI.V ATTKMIFl) TO.
The rnBESOtociCAL Jourxai for Au
gust is on our table -n-ith an excellent vari
ety of seasonable reading. Tlie main topics
discused in a lively, eutertaininr, and al
tars instructive style, appear to be : The
late Joseph Howe, J.ieut.-Ciov. of Nova Sco
tia I'ropliecy, Ancient and Modern; lr.
Horace Velfs and the Discovery of An:i
thi-sia ; How to Vse Phrenolopy ; The late
Cakes Ames, M. C; Living to "ork vs.
"Working to I-ive ; l'owct of Application ;
Compulsory Attendance ; Study of the Nat
ural Science ; Turning Points in Life ; The
IJeason "Why; Agricultural Hints; Irot;ress
in Virginia: The 1-agle Owl; Handsome Faces
and lTad Disjiositions, vK:c. This Publica
tion deserves a hundred thousand subscri
bers. S'i a year, with a Chromo premium.
Address S. it. Wells, SS'J llroadway, New
York.
Evf.ky re.nlerot liiF. ai.pine for august
is sure to be charmed with its beautiful and
Ke:is.m:ible illustrations, as well as pleased
I with its fresh and piquant literary contents.
A magnificent full-page marine view opens
the iumdcr, from the pencil of M. F. H. de
Haas N. A., one of our great painters of
water scenes. It is a truthful t-keteh of wha
may be seen almost any day oii l.ong Island
Sound. Mr. l- T. Vance, who lias made
the region a study, contributes a series of
ori'dtiai pictures of the grand Adirondack
mouutains and lakes, which are very timely,
as that region is now full of pleasure seekers.
There is a page-picture of "Lake Colden,"
remarkable for its lights and shadows, depth
ami feeling: one of "Avalanche Lake;" an
other of "Calamity Pond Brook ;" and a
charming one ot "Flume Falls of the Op
alescence ;" four as line views from the
proposed great National 1'ark, as ever aj
pearcd in an Art journal. A fender ami
elo.pient full-page picture illustrates a poem
called "A Good Dog." The remaining il
lustrations, all tine works of art, are "Group
of Deer," by Spt eht ;" The Explanation,"
after Ilcrpfcr; "Vot Doesh Von Peddles?"
a httmorons sketch by W. M. Gary; "Shoo
Fly;" and "Picking Flowers." The literary
contents of Thk Ai.dink keep pace with its
gems of art and are this month unusually
interesting. There are two delightful sto
ries: "'Die Crow's Lcipiiem," by Erckmann
Chatram, and a "Graven Image," by Clara
F. Guernsey. The miscellaneous articles
are "Across tin- Atlantic in an Old Liner,"
from the pen of that graceful sketch wiiter,
Charles Dawson Shanly; "Old New-England
Traits;" "Nature's Forest Volume," pleas
antlv written by Elizabeth Htoddard ; and
a very amusing article called "Press Oddi
ties,"' by Oath Brittle. Music, Art, and
Literature receive, each, careful attention.
The poems in this nnmler are, "Found
"Wanting," by Mary E. lira-ley ; "An Un
collected Sonnet of Edgar A." Poo ;" "On
the Kiver," Ly Lobert Kelley Weeks); and
"A Good Dog," by S. Lang. Subscription
price ', including Chromos "Village Belle"
ami "Crossing the Moor." James Suttoti &
Co., imhlishrs, 53 Maiden Lane.
Nos.27S,j2SOand 2S2 Washin-lon Si.,
JOHNSTOWN, PA.
"J kxt noon TO POST-OFFICE.
I IoiilijiLT "oss.
TIN, COPPER & SHEET-IRON WARE
Havinjr recent ly taken possession of the new
ly titled up and commodious liuililintr on llifrl)
street, two iloors e:ist of the U;iuk and murly
opie,site th; Miunt;tin Jlou-ic, the subscriber is
better prepared th;tneer to inannf'aeture all
articlesin the TIN. (' tPI'KU ami sltKKI'-llloN
WAIIH line, all of whi-h will lie furnished to
buyers at the very lowest living- prices.
The subscriber also proposes to keep a full
and varied assortment of
Cooking, Parlor and Heating Stoves
of the most approved desig-ns.
r'PPOCTIXC. and UOOFIXfi madetoo.rder
and warranted perfect in manufact tire and ma
terial. Itl'.l'AIKlNfi promptly attended to.
All work dune bv me wiil lie done riirht and
on fair terms, and all STOVES and WAHK ,,ld
by me can be depended upon us to quality and
cannot be undersold in price. A continuance
and increase of patronage is respectfully solici
te 1. and no effort will be wanting to render en
tiro satisfaction to all.
VALUE LL'TKIXGEK.
Kbcnsburif, Oct. in, l;-7o.-tt".
11
WM. P. PATTON,
3riiiil'uottirci- and Dealer 111
CABINET FURNITURE
JU1IXST01VX, rA.
Rurenuo,
liedteinl',
Washsta nds,
Sih-lonrds,
Chamber Si'ts,
Parlor Sets,
Wardrohes,
Itook Cases,
Lounges,
ic, eVe, &c. Arc.
Cane Chairp,
Wood Scat Clinirs,
Kitchen Furniture,
Hod liunifes,
Mat tri.sfs,
Tete-a-Tetes,
Extension Tallies,
Dining T .tides,
Clipboards.
, Arc, &c., ic, &e., &c
EVKHV IESC11PTI OF
SCHOOL AND HALL FURNITURE
made to order in excellent sty e and at low
prices. Cabinet and hairmakers' materials of
I1 kinds for sale. Furniture delivered at anv
point III Jiiiiiiu n ji at niioi,i.i riniM.ti r
of extra cliara-c. WM. I'. PATTON.
Johnstown, Oct. 13, l70.-tf.
LOOK WELL TO VOURnilEliSTAlllNCS.
JOHN D. THOMAS,
1 Soot n iil Shoo 3Iakor
T'lIF. undersigned respectfully informs his n 11
X incrous customers and the public trencrallv
that I.e is prepared to manufacture HOOTS and
SHOES of any desired size or quality, from the
tinest French calf-skin boots to the coarsest
brooms, iif the veuv iikst mannkii, on ;the
shortest notice, and at as moderate prices as
like work can be obtained unywhere.
Those who have worn Hoots and Shoes mndo
at my establishment need no assurance as to
the superior quality of mv work. Others can
easily he convinced of the fact if they will only
Vive rne n trial. Try and be convinced.
t? Kepnirinir of ll.iots and Shoes attended
to promptly and in a workmanlike manner.
I'hankful for past favors 1 feel confident that
my work and prices will commend me to a con
tinuanco and increase of the same.
JOHN 1. THOMAS.
Olgiit Giiii.s to Court? We have of
ten thought (for editors never speak from
experience) that a young fellow must have
a good btock of assurance nay, of down
right impudence to go through the tick
lish, terrible, toituriiig ordeal of a regular
courtship. He has not only to run the
trauutlct of sneering young gentlemen, but
also the gauntlet of gobsiping young ladies;
to be talked of. and to be the mark of watch
ful observations for the whole neighborhood
in which his fair one resides. Sov is this
all. If his addresses arc only acceptable to
one member of the family, and that mem
ber the depository of the garneied-up love
of a whole life, he is sure to meet the savage
glances of savage brothers, and is just as
sure to encounter other equally llattering
manifestatians of paternal, or fraternal,
opposition. Now this is all wrong. The
exchanges should be mora equalized; and
some are sanguine enough to believe that
the day is not far distant when they will
be equalized; when we shall hear of young
ladies paying their addresses to young
gentlemen, visiting tlmni nightly at their
houses; inviting them to ride, to dance, to
f-ing, to eat ice cream, and as soon as mat
ters are brought to an interesting crisis,
"popping' the question itself. All! what
a delightful thing it would be, Hurriedly
waiting in your mothers's parlor, carefully
brushed and strapped, to lie courted. To
be tenderly stared at night after night, by
girl after girl ; to have one's brown, rough
hand occasionally squeezed, and to have
one's waist delicately encompassed (of
couise only after the "engagement") ly
somn of the most delicately tapering arms
in the world !
Tin: Battle of the Bci.lfkogs. Many
cf the citizens of Vermont will remember
to hac seen on one-dollar bills of the
Windham County State Hank a vignette
representing bullfrogs lighting. This was
engraved to commemorate the Battle of
the Bullfrogs. The facts were as follows:
Many years ago, when the town of Wind
ham was newly settled, there came a very
dry season. There are two large ponds in
Windham, separated by an intervening
strip of land of considerable extent. Bach
of these ponds was inhabited by a large
n'riiimunitr " tlt repiilos abovo named.
The smaller pond dried up and its inhab
itants started in a body for the lower and
larger pond. They were met in the inter
vening space hy the community from the
larger pond, and a fierce and long-contin-ned
battle ensued between the rival com
munities. Such was the hideous bellow
ing of the frogs during their fierce encoun
ter that it alarmed the inhabitants, who
at first supposed it to be the whoop of the j
hostile savages. Their curiosity getting
the better of their fears, they cautiously '
proceeded to the spot whence the hideous j
sound issued, and there beheld the strange
spectacle of two immense armies of bull- J
frogs, covering many acres of ground, en- ,
gaged in a deadly battle. The battle con-
tinued more than twenty-four hours, and j
when it was over the ground was literally J
covered with the slain, and it became :
necessary, to avoid the noxious efriuvia, to j
gather and bury them. Boston T antrript. 1
'"
s i
f ARH1ABE MUFlfiOill !
SAM l I.E ST K CUT,
Near Union School House. Ebensburg.
THE Mibscrllxr desires to eail the attention
.,,'. i ! LVi"zVna of '"bria and adjoining
counties to the fact that he has now in sucecss-
ufacfuVe1 n 'r?.,!iUr Ww" fr tht
CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, SULKIES.
SrlnK- W hkiiiih, Sleinl.H.
-lie! oil nthi r ihwiption f TI rk in that line
Kmployimr none but skillful workmen and I
uiiii only ttie best materials, I feci confident !
I can rive entire satisfaction in work, styles 1
ami pries. j
I'latf orm work done at short notice. licpair-
in of all kiml attended to at reasonable rjtcs. j
A lilacks nith Shop in connection with Man '
uf.tctorv. 'all and see specimens of work. I
June IT-'.-tf. J . Ji . c'li LIE. j
g T ILL U r A X D A T IT7!
i I'AIHNET MAKING AM) Ll)EIlTAkIG. I
Thankful for p., liberal favors, tlin pubscri
tcr Uesires to inform th" people or Euensburg
ant vicinity that he isstill cairyimon the bus
iness above named in all its branches, on Ilurh
Siil Ji.....; 11 ",,,, s",y l"1 1 "oucmmiooI House. .
. ut.M autially made l iirniture of all kind sold !
nt iowestgthriires, Collins of anv desirable size I
als ato l'UT1' " "hoPt 0,i"'' ami f. u,r- I
Rls attended to promptly and satistact.n il . j
El.enrf.urg, March 21, is;?-" AS
1"aniel Mclaughlin, AuwHtv
nt-hiu Johnstown, Vh. Oflice in flic old
l-.xchttnsre building, up-stairs.) comer of Clin
ton and Locust streerB. Will attend to all bus.
urss connected with his proteceion.
PnOTKCTIllV of Ckmetebies. Among
the acts passed by the Ieisiature, was one
conferring police powers on persons entrust
ed with the care of cemeteries, ami as this
is the time when flowers and shrubbery usu
ally sutler from the depredation of vandals,
we pulili.-h the law for the lienetit of the de
spoilers : It shall le lawful for the trustees,
directors, or officers of all organized ceme
teries, within this State, to appoint as many
day and night watehmen of their grounds
as they may deem expedient ; ami such !
watchmen, and also of their superintend-
ents, gardeners, and agents stationed on j
sm-h grounds, are hereby authorized to take j
and subscrilie before any mayor or justice of"
the peace in the township where such ceme
teries may be situated, an oath of oilice,
similar to'thn oath required by law of con- '
stables; and upon the taking of such oath, !
such watchmen, suKTiuteinlents, gardcuera
ami agents shall have, exercise and possess
all the powers of police otlicers within and
adjacent to said cemetery grounds; and
they, and eaeh of them, shall have power to
arrest, oa view, all persons engaged in vio
lating the laws of this State in reference
to the protection, care and preservation of
cemeteries, and of the trees, shrubbery,
structures and adornments therein, and to
bring such porsous so offending lie fore a
justice of the peace within such district,
to be doalt with ac.eordii.-g to law.
lias been before the American public
OVER THIRTY years. It ha never yet
failed to give perfect satisfaction, r.n l has
lustly been styled the panr.cca.for all ex
ternal Wounds, Cuts, Burns", Swel.ing.
Sprains, Bruises, &c, &c, for Man tm 1
Beast. No family should he a R-nlo day
X" 1111
Iu CUeruical and 71e;licat Science.
N A l A
. ,' J.A
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without this LinlLnc-nt. Tiie r.ioney re
funded unless the Liniment i.i as repre
sentexl. Re sure and pet tho penuine
"MEXICAN MUSTANti IdNT.lENT. Sol 1
ly all Drugcists and Com .try Stores, at
L' c , r::l ?1 f'O Trfr 1-ottle. Nftici
fv! ;. f '7 ; f I '
Odd Custom fvs ri,i
eo- i tuner "i
One would nat urall v s".v,,-,.
person who enters a sh.jv, Vi
he requires. ,ir ex; 'v ,.;''., ar;
shows that sh. j.keej.. is ;,,iti"V
accustomed to rec.gtiiw,.,
tomers, tln.se who kn., w ;,r,',a,v"
and those who i ux. lu
found that cu-ioin.-r wi.
I perfect that we ;t'.! 1, , , .-,' ."
tomer. Ik- e.i-i a a s.,jt -'-
iu tUe minds of s'e.pn,, .j '.
too seldom, rca'i.' il. ,. h,-''1'"-"
wants, and be kiK.wstt.. j.,0.',
it, pays for it, and takes j, a'.A ;'
prosper him on his wa ; j;
all eustomei s. ' 5 a
Nor, if the sliopkf ";,f -r , , .
the article reipiiii d !v t !.,. (,,.'. '
would inform him s... iiu, .i'
would leave the shop. ;u ;:
in this onlv. he dilVeis f: ti'.1"'"
' customer, who, alth.n;;. ,,;,j ,
j his own requirements. i,-:t s f-r '
I hid. For he is te. s. ,,, ; ,f,T
; the article he i!...s j, .. ,. j!
' betrays belief that it is. ;,i ;.',
; ness and lack of u::ib-i st.c.ij 1 .
his obtaining it. ti;( :, f ,.l .'
i a little search on his ,, a,.,..
I out the shop, naturtlly v
on the feelings of the sLopni,-..""'"
e will suppose the obstis;.,.
enters a chetni-t's sh-p. a-d -..t" V
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lr. CtAHViTi'S TAII REMEDIES
Cure Ieicii!i!t Cousuisijtiois.
Ir. CARVK'S TAIfc UHJl ERICS
Cure CalarrlB.
Ir. GAKVIX'S XASS KETIEDIES
Cure AsJhnm.
Ir. CJAISVI.'S VAll I2ErIJK
Cure EIf:irt Iio:t;o.
i)r.c.i::vn's taii izszzr.mizs
Cure Sliiu I)jse:i'.
Dr. avi."V'h tasi isi:tij:iii:
Regulate the Iivr.
Ir. OAIIVI'S TA lit: TIED IKS
Ilegiilato thofjlOMKK'SlaTid liOWI-ls
ir. iAsr i v.' rs'A:e 151:125:1121:
Cure all t-"''m:il" Woiiki'.cwo;,
A2svs:vs ta;: e:j:jii:5ie:.s
Purify the Klocxl.
Dr.GAIJVl.'i'S TA!I ISK.TIEDISIS
Cure Itsr:is of Cie 'j"ii oat.
ir. c;Acsva.V: TAsr isi:?it:5i?:j
Cure E5ro;ic!s5ti-i.
lr. SAiIV5."V,S TAJI ISE7I5:2?:S
Cure 4,12se 'o!iJ,'or '-SIuj v'S'"
Dr.GAKVIi.VS TA5i 111:8 CDISIS
Cure risil r.o:sf
ir. gaiiviA's taij s:c:.:i:jj i:s
Curo C'o:isi;:uir.
ib-. A2ivi.'s 'in zn:m:niiz&
Cure f-i;::i E2;Jo?ii;i.
Ir. AI2T2..'j TA31 REMEDIES
Cure IIi;:ioy Eii'.'P:ases.
tr. A2:v:r'.4 taii iijedses
Trevcnt CIso! :! it Y'i low I'-vt
Ir. JAS:va V!S TAIZ i5T2t:iii:.S
Prevent 7I:i!:iri5is Fevrrs.
Ir. CSASSVS,. TAII RE.-aEDIES
Jicinovo ri:t:i f? tliP. Elrt'isst.
Dr.GAKVi.VS TAI EOIKS
Ilemove I:i;Ea in the or IJarli.
Ir. AVir.'S 'E'AIi IJETIEDtES
Aro a Superior Toi.'r.
Ir. CAKViS'S 'FAZl SiiCIEDICS
Restore the A?pel ito.
Dr.GARVJX S TAH REMEDIES
Cause the Eood to Iijjst.
Ir. GAliriS XAIt IJEIEniES
Ikistoretho Weak and E'!iil:it'l
ir.OAltvn s TAIt I2E.nEDIES
Give Tone to Your System.
Ii. F. HYPV CQ,,
SOI.E PHOPBIETOB3,
Ji)J Seven tJi Ave., JS'cir lor.-.
STEAM ENGINE
Wr r-
mi
CCD,
of washing-gloves. Hi
not keep tliein."'
"Don i keen them r" J
keenlv around the ste.;.
very awkwaid ! What:
on the fchtif just al .c v
He is told that thw ,.:V
'(.)h, indeed I eLe-t-i
Thev wouldn't do tl.eli
i'- exr;
1
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(ronuEHLV Wood & Mass.)
STATIOKASy S POflTABLE
Steam Engines.
The Dest & 3Iot rotnnlef e Assortment
Li t!ie Market.
.y Tnrjn'n'nc-.l i Tin very
.-.'.!:-.!. Wi; m:il;o t lib
F. ;": r-s nr. 1 SwMilNa
.r.'i - ;in I :m - c-oui'-l'-te
ip.-rv, wilh m... uiutry
-f 1 t-" minilvn of
tii - -. ltv I .v. i? - pi-i.-s j
' l.i:.l 1 r.:i.-i.Mea
The?" ;-i hire a',
hu-'ht-it Rriiuiarl of ex
taiinuf.u'tun' el K: i-'i"1.--.
Kpe'i.ilry. Vi'n hnv.. tn :
works of tl.e kin 1 in t.e'
6pe'-ially n lan;-4 to t"v
W'ti ki p e,i!.s' ei'!y i-i
Enciuos, whi. t w- f-irr.i
an t on the eh-i'.'-r t:-i
ppccially adapte-1 to J ui'-.
c f i;i.iTnii:icturir.u'.
We aro now luLliliT-.T tk' C'-iinafc-l T-ino Circi
l:ir S r.? Mill, tli.' lx.-?i aud Ustt. cen-i'lu-te .-aw mill
tv r invcTite 1.
We ijinlie tHe rr.nnrf-'-Ttr' of S.it Mill oufits a
special f atui-i ot o ir ti-isir- -s, and c-ui furnitiU
CJfn;.lo- fm tii" Hii'ir-st no" i'o.
Our aim ia nil -u "-a H to ftimJsTi tlio Tv t ma
chinery in th.' in irtcft, and wirit ubs.ilui iy ua
Vii'i.iifl tori" .in y ut' Ci n, ee iriuruy aud atxeut.Lu
ti-'nA for t'i: cuir !n i i'ri l.i.-t.
TEAM riCiriECO.
VTICA, IV. V.
-tiler-. .
o" Tfiis is said 1 !vr,.'i,.s. "r
eye wantleis searthiu-V. a!vmaj"i.t
Presently he says aga-.ts. j-.-i.-'MS:?.. $
rudely and olUcimisIv w.ih h: u---"Isn't
that i-ile of t!,;: tWi'
red borders t tiieia w.i-Ui;, y
think they must K- '"
They are aecordiiii;:y r.ikrii J -fchwwn
to be soinethi;:,' ; ; i , t e- d.-'
washing-gloves. A e!;i;.ii.C ,,f
will, then, i-eihai's. vi.ii.v u;t.
he will say, "Well, if .; l:,u-u'::
I can't have thciu c;-.:i 1.'"' .V...
easting suspicious j;l.i:i .- ;ir,;:.u
leaves the fell op slowly : .,:. c
may think Linistlf f"if;: ;i-fr -. -in
the window does t;..t r'.tr.e-t Lj
and bring him back a.i::;.
A customer much t. ':iv..'.,",.,!.
discreet customer. He ;
sieedilv finds hr.t he .i:..
never inquires the
goods is packed uj).
hnrtjiens that the jkic t
times what he expected
an awkward dilemma i-!'.-t-i
ally ends in the pan 1 !
goods extracted until t!.. -t'j
within the reach of ti. - i:
tomer' s p.cket.
This custoiiier is them --t
the mode of dealing wiili L
cult. If it be att.-mii'-cil :
He li!
I - ,
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Cm
bit
At
sell
hi
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ltd
Hz
uh
kint
tuobabie worth of tlie
dress and appear.uic , there
danger of c:nl"ouiul:ng him
known customer, who is at
ror and delight of the si:.; .1
will narrate a fact we c.u:.i ;.
trate this :
A shabby old gent!e.-;..i:i i;.
'eweler's shop and as'.- ; i....
UTICA
H AGAH'S
r-- " VrV vr..
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ii BOOK S , I !
U WANTED
H ! J. B. BURR & KYOE, Jzztrfr'
I Hartford , Oorm . j jy
i
- - : . -
Miagnolia !Balm
X FEW APPLICATIOXS MAKE A
Pure Blooming Complexion.
It is Ptirely Vegetable, and its operation U eeen
nd felt at once. It does wv with tbe Flushed
Arpearance caused by Uoat. Fatirue, and Excite
ment. 11 eals and removes all Blotches an Pimples.
dipelliE(? dark and nnelphtly Epots. Drives away
Tan. Freckles, and Sunburn, and bv its pentle but
powerful influence mantles the faded cheek with
YOUTHFUL BLOOM AMD BEAUTY.
Sold by all PrucgiBtB and Fancy Stores. Depot.
63 i-ark Place, New York.
look at some topazc-
accordingly shown hi:.;
h-eted the best, wh;. !i
goi'd en nigh. 'A'.,
stones are exj" .""
rather patroui..:: . "I
one you have c!i -.
dinar' purport ."
The old gcntl,-.. m 1
in a dissatisftcil v. .... ..-
sight of a huge .1 : ". !.
Corner of the jcvi-l. .'-
"That looks :n '.
said he; '-'let me I ':
yun ?" '
'"It will be very c:
loed more, I ! i;e
like to give. TLe rt !.
good, sir."
In a quiet voice t!"
if the stone was f ..i
At this rebuke 1 1 1 - je
naming a high price,
chosen ; and his cu-t
from his pocket, sa'.I :
arms engraved upo.i it.
when it is done."
He gave his name :.'
a noble earl, and tLe s:
mittcd the grievous e!
as an indiscreet, w'oc:;
customer. CV ft--'" M
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pan
llHI
try
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GIVEN AWAY.
A Fine German Chromo.
e send an V.leirant liromo. Mounted and Kea ly
lor Framlnir, Free to Ftctj Aent.
on,
a in: isnL o ir tjii: s uiui ci:.
HV THOS. W. KXO.Y.
I'asrs Octavo. I Fine Lni:r.ln.
AGENTS WANTED FOR THE
GIiEAT IXDUSTJUES
Of THE r SIT ED STATES.
1.-J00 PAGES AND 500 ENGHA VIVOS Pnivrpi, ix-
F.XGI.ISH AM. GEHMAN. W UiTTE.N BVj L'O EMI.
NEXT AI TIIOKS. l.( I.1DIXO JOHN B. GOfViH
; HON. LEON CASE, EIIWAHO IHmi.lNn, KF.V F
EIIWIN II A 1. 1., 1'IIIl.IP RII.EV.AF.HEHTHKISKVNF
llHA K GKEEI.EV. E, n. lTHKINS. ETC ETC'" '
I liw work isa complete history of all tiranch
es of industry, processes of manufacture, etc
in all aires. It is a complete encyclopedia of
iirtsan.l manufact m cs, Hr.dis the mot enter.
VEVt"n V",U!,,,,I. work of infortiiHtim, n
Piirje,.ts ot jrcn.-ral interest ever offered to the
public. It is adapted to tlio wimt of the Mer.
chant, h i fa ctuivr. dcclinnic. Farmer. "stu
dent an.l Inventor, an sells to l,,,t ,1 , ,
.vomurof all classes. The hook is sol.l" v :Jen "s
.0 'VV ,,,v,kiMT lar-e sales in all parts of the
country. It is offered at tne low pric-of ; vf
an,l ls the cheapest Look eversol.l'hv s. tw.-rip:
tion. No family should he without ' Aim
e want aifents in every town in the t'nit.'ii
States, and no AKent can fail to do well with
this book. Our terms ate liberal. We trice
o.-.Lff1'" ,l,e.ewl!,r,,v "f territory!
... K, sum i.u copies In efirlit da
nnoiher sold in two weeks. Uur uJ.'nV,
"niuiTii soin .r.i, in one wek.
i ne wiirK Sent to
Wanted A Wifk. !;. S. B.
ieiTii, Wis., wants a wife. Hi't-
be bashful and too .-, ! -:i t "!r
so he comes plump out a-nl aci"
the fact. He is, moreover, n -t
ticular, and would seem c i-y '
wants a poor wife. It i- n-t tieevs
she should be beautifiil r-r e.I-.intr
or short, or medium -i.-:e. -black
eyes or blue, linze! or enj:
lean or rlumn. bloiule -r uneVf-
thingsmake no sort of 'i!Ten-:'.:
Here is what he says ahoat t!a
letter addressed to the cu: !"r eft:
go Inter-Ocean :
IIokicov. Wi.. Jr.lv--
Sirt : I see in reaili:;'
V''l"
iiLo;
Our airent'in
SiicciiiK iis of
i.enis on receipt of siamp.
lor circulars and terms to agents address the
publishers. J. j. nviili HYDE,
Hartford, Cotiu., or Chicago, 111,
WOOLEN FACTORY!
you take a deep interet
city. I would like t tn.i.hif -
I am a widower with one i - u
! I feel very lonely, ami 1 w;.-h
j sistent with your feeling, t-'f.'-t-
and virtuous girl, aged f -
twenty-five years, out !' t'.e v :'
j of Chicago, no matter !. f"'
J be in the world's good. t"- ' -'
j otis and cood mora! 1 i1'-- f ''
I good home for Iter. itl:out i"
i the can in her leisure time r-lL'.
or take the horse ami h'.:?Cv v:u'
I am no impostor with ci! ''i:";
j you can procure one. i'l:r n ;
Herman prcferrcil. if sli-'
I I will send you the mot'cy " '.''; '
j here, and if she is sati!:.eii I
if not I will pay her fne. IX- '
U., Ilorieon, A is. ...
A few sentences iot- ' ? -- y
are omitted from the !.:'' n; ;,'
evidently very much ;') c i''1
p ot
knao
n
I on
us
m
!iWt
?t s
t Ol
i-lil!
i
10-
IT
''he
all i
Hi
r-n!
. (
iA7hXruXTl? AJ'J-" ':-3-d the
, , lillL lllr t 11 imillfliu
t the World: Mines n.,.7 Mo.le ,,f "I ,
I n.lcrcurreijts of Society; (iambi!
Horrors; Caverns and their ilvt
Dark Ways of Wii
V. P. TIEU.NEI j,MvriI
I AW and COLLECTION OFFICE
on
TIERNEY &. N U LL
oloiinade ltw , Eheibnr)r. I'n. '
JWSpecial fiftenrion Vn to collection", iD
all parts of the L mted ttat.x- L2-ls-'7I.-tf .
Simple Remedy for Ckoup. A lady
correspondent d" the Afaine Farmer says
the following is an effective remedy for
croup : Half a teaspoon ful of pulverized
alum in a little molasses. It is a simple
remedy, ahrost always at hand ; one dose
fceldom fails to give relief. If it should,
repeat it after an hour.
iu all parts
nrkiiiK- them;
dinjr and its
Ivsteries: 'Vtia
i'-,.Hnf,D.- . II..: . . V
Secrets:" l,o r . . .T an' their
freatf tb iu.V i,
stories of ex-ilcsT aJvi-nt roi an 1 "l uiln" '
P."veexch,liv!fin,3 -!,,r n"k." on which we
and ar&n, 'Sl"d "" cu iuiu,e
nwfJ'S,ji:lU "VjiE.
tlartford. Conn., or Cliicinro, III.
FVtl;SX)TIOXAL SADDLE AND
wis -2$r'
" ri n Hni, LlieilMilirir, M M (I'VKIII v'..
'ropriet'i. (,,,, i.i. i if,. 1,1 'Li -
at the most reaujbie n.tcs. XlllitT
i H"v 1J5( '"'""hieed new niachinr rv into our 1 ter, and'there i no nee. .-;ty"-i
w oelon Factory, we are now m-ennrr..! . ! i t , . , n t'-f ' "
maniifaeture on short no U. . ' T .-fnI V U, ! ll,S narne a,ul f A -I
i Xro. HIiAXK ETS, l'l.A N N F.LS of all t vli' especially the Ho-.ieon. '' .;.,
1 H'Ji .N" VAU.NS, j,e.. kc. M,KS ! doubtless wo.,1.1 take a r - !l ,
i
amre for eoods or
o t price paid for wool.
.(.(JO.Yt'.S fc tfoss.
workeu on shares. Mar
T.
F.bensbuix. Feb. 24, 1
IILLINKKY & DULevS MAKING.
- The attention of th.. T o.ii... .
b-
plaguing him about if
chance. Horicon is
county, AVis., about
II11C. llOllI V li.C.l,". '" .
full of excellent p." -pie. h:it ,"
in young ladies who ave i""' ...
liiiiiiiro
iKiiiii i- n rri I I'll in ttiA -i.
Ii. F. .ln r i..,c s..... "
ot new an ! la;l.io 'l,ie Millinery (iooiN . at e? , OWCf
rooms, m t he Fast Ward, Fbensbura-. Wed - -
lionnct liats.ete.; a specialty. i,"R k! f0
l.',nv-s, ' T f'""-e of the public is res pee t1 A Detroit man red (
il"l. "1 uneiuy. ! following letter to the -r" '" ,
pOAM COAL! !
nil
The Subscriber
now prepared to fitrnia, i i ..
;oiiidei,v'relrf,on.priv,i;rf
liaiinntr at anv i.oint i -i ..... . . ' 1 'I.' "r
i.. f . . t'oc ii tiiirir iir i .;.
. . - ' Mill 1 ,
Orders left at the Zaiim
attention.
v,!',',;f w ill receive due
f-i.Mr-L. 11, ZAH.M.
J. (iALLITZIX LAKE
Lbensbury VumhvUt Co., V.
in ivbieh bis wife's hte 1
Sir: I take my pen in ' :"''' '
bit I 001 well but th.l! "'.v
sured for ..-.(MM in y..'u" j'"1;'
more. She died to-i! iy- n',rU
. I can truly say that l
...:c, i ,o1..-r. 1 11
; " """" S""u , . .t.o" I'-
'i tor's certitteate, s- t : ; : -
troublo about the !"' ' v.
only a short time. b::T '
' i vmi p-ivo a check in a
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P.i:
ii,
arm
1:
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-.in
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ffl t
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wait sixty tlavsfor the in
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