"ST,
77. c Loves of the Jiouncers.
A VERY 1'ATH KTIC TALF
. Samuel Roiuieer was a robust young
butcher, who nwe a hat with crape on it.
and hail red morocco tops to his boot.v
" 1I was also of a noblo and aristocratic
mien, and the owner of a stall in tl.o mar--
let. lie had an uncle in the marine corps,
- and his mother was c.,-os-e.ved ; yet not
withstanding this, he had connected him
self with hoso company No. 0, while hi
temperament tended to the bilious, and
his dog was a double-ii'"e terrier with a
wcakiios for beef, and a yellow spot on his
ft shoulder, r?am also had a slightly bald
head, and butchered on Tuesdays and Fri
days, j -
Samuel was in love. And with a girl, j
"While yet in the prime of his manhood,
with all the grace of youth upon liim, and ;
bef selling at twenty-two cents a pound
for the good pieces, Samuel bestowed his .
Tactions upon a fair maiden, who resided 1
, i,a i-la-Alliiio- dioininr his own. Some- i
where alnnit twenty summers had shed
their softest caresses upon her Lead, and
whila hr education was all the most fasti
dious could desire, she still weighed one
hundred and seventy-five pounds on Sam
uel' scales, and had a ringing, musical
laugh, that affected you like a strain of
musio wafted on the midnight sir say
like a gke club straining itself under your
window.
ITer hair was luxurious and black as any
night you ever saw say night before last,
for instance and she mingled the blithe
ness of the larlc with the hearty appetite of
an ostrich.
Such was the ethereal creature to whom
Ramuel Houncer had given his heart. I
hare taid i-he weighed one hundred and
seventy-five pounds. So she did, all but a
few ounces, which Sr.m made up by throw
ing a chop or two on the scales. 15ut she
was not on the wait. On the contrary, she
was anxious to be married at once, and one
calm snmmer evening, when Sam had
come home from market, she leaned her
air young head on his shoulder, and would
Law greased his coat witli pomade, while
the told him how ardently she desired their
union, had it not been that he had on his
butcher's shirt.
Sam tenderly kissed her on her marble
brow, and wiped the dew from the end of
bar nose with his shirt sleeve.
'So you have dressed yourself in your
noblest attire to meet me. How marvel
ously beautiful you look!"' ejaculated Sam,
in aecents of temlervst affection.
"Yes, I've got on my new gored dress.
ltw do you like it, Sammie?"
"Ah ! beautiful ! beautiful ! And my
dress, to, is gored," said Sammie, point
Jug to the clots of blood uion his shirt.
A few moments ot" profound bilunce
elapsed. The occasion was too solemn for
words. Then she said, Sallie Jane washer
iiarne, she said :
." C 1 . (.-..Ii, l.., m "V
I', r'rtlli . H ,oi uvuj issv i-s, .
"With my whole heart," said Ham.
b. ait now is worth seventeen cents."
"And vou love none but mc'.''
naked, murnmriugly.
"Ilavo I not often told yon so before?"
"Yes, Sammie ; but a pang will shoot
through my heart sometimes, when I think
of the fickleness of a man."
"But, Sallie, did I not re-veal my vow
always to be true ? The fact that I possess
your affection is one of my c hief delights,
although there is an active demand for
lights now, fcince the dog-catcher knocked
off."
"But perchance some oilier maiden, more
fair than I, might dazzle you with her
leauty and rob me of your love."
"Believe me, Sallie, I ntcel myself
gainst such syrens. No other
j Thus did the two young persons sit and ! JJUSSEB IWESTY-HVE TAES !
converse in tcusic-i ov.s. s.v. -s..s .a
1 thing her radiance o'er the landscape, and
flooded with lovely light the front doorstep
of Saliie Jane's liou.-e, while the old man
lay snoring on the settee in the back room
waiting for Samuel to be gone, so that he
could lock up the house.
And so they were married at last, and
down the pathway of life, strewn with
flowers, as it were, the two loving hearts
bounded joyously, on. account of Sallie s
pounding Samuel her own Samuel over j
the frontispiece with the saucepan, be-j
cause he wanted her to make hash out of j
the scraps he had lett over tw ice a week.
Wild On in.
FRANK W. HAY
Mcvnufacturer,
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL,
TO FKI.T. THE
LIGHT RUNINC
r.
rm coma,
A-N1) -
A .
UUIfli:51lb PH
Sheet-iron WARES,
AND DBAIJUi IN
Matrimonial Eccentricities
TEN DOLLAKS SPOIL ONE MARKIACZ, BUT
CAUSE ANOTUEIt.
John Bartiet and C'aroliue Hill, living at
Turner, on the Oregon and California rail
road, Oregon, bad loved each other long
and well, and Saturday, a few weeks since, 1
at twelve o'clock, was fixed for the wed- i
ding. Mr. Bartlett had procured his li- ;
cense, invited his friends, and engaged the '
minister. But, alas ! "there's many a slip j
'twixt the cup and the lip," especially w hen ;
"a lass" is in the question. On Saturday (
Miss C'aroliue went from her home for the
purpose of taking the cars for Salem, eight
miles distant, where she was to complete
her outfit : Mr. Bartlett went to Salem to
meet her ; but not finding her where he
anticipated, after considerable inquiry, he
learned beyond a doubt that she had con
tinued her trip to Portland. What did this
mean? With breaking heart and reason
tottering on its throne, the victim of this I
cruel treachery waited, hoping against hope
for the morning train from Poitland.
His consolation was, odd as it may seem,
his ailianccd's sister Betsey. She assured
1 him that Caroline would be back and mar- j
NEW DISCOVERY
la CUemic4l and Medical Science.
s -s- m a
o p t
HEATffiG PARLOR and COOKING Tl lZ
'atul
she
SEWIXti MACHINE!
ABOl'T
1 , o
Sold last Jer;
A BOUT
0 0,000
This ror;
And now liainc Sold at tb rale ot
A TB.Ut.
Tlic 'Dorafsli' imprrolrs others because it
siii'Rs-,s them in the every day n-i-v ii-f It len
irrs, ttitt in the ir?7r-ii ami fatnilu; Mnl
chiiio it is cfiiiull.v useTuI for vr.RT anl
VKftV HKU'V WORK.
A Mui hine will lie f i: rn iVtioil (for trial) to rs
filriKil.lt jMitir with mii instructor (without
cliHrife) upon api'lication at our
tVuroiomin, 24 Simtli St., liUbnrgh.
Thj "I)t)M ESTItr has ttU.cn mm t lt rmiiim
thin than ther Marhiur, a nd i )e-
i iitlly rcconimeii'i'l lor FuniiU use ami jl.tioi
fai't uri-rs. Ii i simj)li in I'linstnicl iin, noise
less ami i-:isily run. A Isrjjp moi-W of Tlireart,
Silks, &c. iilwavs on litiinl. AiMrcas.
CM K "liOMKSTU " S. M. CUM PAN V,
Deo. 27. -am. 1 Sixth Strtct, IMttKburg-h.
Best Thing in the West
Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fe II. K.
rI"'3ii't' 3Fillion Aitch
bit tin till ht ix nd iirttr the Arkansas Valley,
in the Finest J'ortian of Kansas !
Eleven Years Credit. Seven per Cent,
lnteiest. '2'1S pr rent. r-liictiou
to st-tticiH who iuirove.
,A FREE PASS T (3 LAND BUYERS.
! TUT. VA rTS nlumt ti.if. C.ninf sro-I.nw Tri
j 'fs, l.oiiit 1 i ( dir. timl li Ucliiile to sltlrs of
ih-;i1.v one-foil i It ; a liich Soil atid S l nti-1
riiui.u; Plurt timl inii'l Winter: early l;in.
. i!).Miiil no winli'i'i.'iir "I Stin k; plenty of lluin
' fall, niul jnsl :it the riirlit t-ensnn ; t'oal. Stone
! hiiJ llriek on the line ; Cheap K.iti smi Lumber,
j Coal, ic; no laml.i owneil ly Speenhitors ;
lloinetteu 1 Mini 1'rc-emptioiis imw ahuinhtnt ;
h first-elas-t liailnnil m 1 1 line of a prcut
I'liroiscli Koine; 1'roiJiiets will pay for J.and
j uii'l I in provenien ts.
j JT IS TUB IIKST ill'POKTCMTT F.VER OFFERED
I To ins firui.ii; tUruuyh. tUc recent cnuiiilctim
II' lilt K'MIU.
For Circulars ati'l j-eneral informatlou ad
dross A. K. TfU'ZAI.IN.
Milliliter Iinil Kep't,
1 l.-3in.l TOI'EKA, KAZ.
-AKD-
II0U5E-FlllMSHLr. GOODS GENERALLY.
ToTling" in
TlN,fOPPBR &SIIBBT-IROA
rSOKITU ATTEJTDKD TO.
Nm.278,;2S0and 2S2 Washington Si.
JOHKSTOWN, PA.
M A S C A It L A N I)
,ll E iimlei six-ne.l have received at theirStoi
. lliinin in Lnrcltoa splendid assort iiient o
woman i R,,ictl ' t.'lothi. CsiniiTs, Satinetts. Tweods,
! J:ui". Ildini'siir i. .... ( ...... l- ii..i,,iu ik..
shall JiUvloin my heart from you J I listen lainey, Cliint..-s. Alpaeas. flit l..lh. Window
. , e , r , ,i I Shades niul 1'iMiois, 1 1 1 .-iierv. Shirts. UrawerH
to no tale of love from other hps than f.... i;i!,:,., ,1s. M.a .;, KiVou.. i, 1,,,?:
Keis, I'aney ,,!. U. v,,t ,n. &c, ic
with a full and tretdi stock of
jours. Tails liitir seventy-five cents now
J'or soup, to le sure, but I have smtp-vetne
contempt for lucre gained by treachery."
"O, Samuel!"' exclaimed Sallie Jane, as,
overcome by her feelings, she bowed her
bead and wept tears of joy.
"Yes, angel of my soul."' continued he,
I cannot hid mv love. I will
together
CRfliBRIESsQPBRXSffiaE
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE,
STATIOXKKY AND NOTIONS,
Fisi m. mm cuaso meats.
IlACO., fLOI R,
FEED AND PROVISIONS.
1323 CUivenlli iirnne,
Between 13th and 14th St$., Altoona.
All snch goods as Rpices. Frushet, Woj
nnd Willow Ware, Shoe Black ir.g sitd Ststioa
ery will be sold from iintuufncturer'a printed
price liMs. and nil o'her poods in mr line al
Philadelphia, b-ilt inn-re. Cii cinnatl a iid I'itts
burtfh cnrrei't pricrs To dealer 1 present the
peculiar advantnfte cif saving thpm all freight
nnd drayage, ai they are not required to par
fr-i.s;lii8 from tl.e ptireipal citie and no i.'ray
apeclnrpcs are ma le. DeaUri may rest as
diireil tlijit mT gfinils are of the l eat qualit and
mv price? ns moderate nt citv rates. rT doica !
a fnir, nprieht linaoiesa, atid hr promptly and j
afi.fctnrily fillieg all onierf. I lxpe to merit i
the patronage ol retr.il dealer and others i
Cam'iria comity and elehere. Orders re
speclfnllT solicited ami antisliciion guaranteed
in all cira. THOM AS OAKLAND.
Altoona. .IiiIt 29. IS(i!.-tf.
and you alone. 1 II wear you next my
heart as I do this piece of rib-bone and
lie snatched a ribbon from her hair, and
Muck it to his shirt.
'Samuel, I derive hope and consolation
iVom your words. Kiss me, and mind you
' m't act as if you were sucking cider thro'
a straw, and were pressed for time."
A few moments elapsed, and no sound
broke upon the stilly night air but a sub
dued noise, like tearing a piece of muslin.
"You're one of the right stripe," ex
claimed Samuel, ns he leaned back in his
chair. "I'd chop my head o'l for you, I
would, upon my sacred honor as a butch
er." "O Samuel, that you would always love
me thus,'" answered Sallie. I
"Love yon? Our love is something J
more than human ; it is destined to iin- t
inore tallow-ty. I havo Km much at stenk
to cast yon idly by. 1 have, or I'm a Dutch-
man. That's so." j
"And when .ihall we be married, Sam- ,
mie?" aid Sallie Jane, taking a pin out of
her lreKs-lelt, so that Sam, the affectionate '
young butcher, should not lacerate his tin- !
ger. "When shall we stand at Hymen's 1
altar and plight our tows?"
"Stand at which, and do how?" ex
claimed Samuel, for he was defective in his '
heathen mythology, although ha couh
diess a beef inside of half an hour
"When shall we bo married, Sammie, j
dear, 1 meant?"
"Just whe. ever you please, Sallie. I
lire for you alone. If you should cast ino
olT I would case to bo a liver. I'd blow '
my brains out with a marrow bone." j
"Make it a wek from Tuesday, then, '
with the orthodox ceremony." ;
"Which ox ?" j
"Orthodox dear. He niariied in meet
ing you know. io cards. Only friends of
the family invited."
"It is meat that it should be r. y
take you for better or worse r. for richer or
)oorer, and I'll cleave to you through life. ,
I've had some expeiienco as a cleaver."
GROrailLS. HljiliWAIlE, GlEEXSWARE,
Hoofs, fii ops. Hats, Caps,
READY-MADE CLOTHING ;
Irn-, t)iK, l'anit, M.-.ieines. Iye-StiitTs. Ac,
ii'.. as well us a reaf variety of other nrticies
needless to ihi-mi ion- all hieh will he
j Sold at the XYMY LOWEST FIGURES.
I.wmi.er. sinna-ieo. irraui mm ,. ,.. ,. ....
m!irkefal;e kinds take i in exi tiany-e for roods.
Thank! til for i-st favors, v hopo to merit
nnd lecvi t e u eon t in tinner- i nd ineras"of the
?wi-ue. 1'. H. 6lilIl.l).S & PUN.
Loretto, Nov. 1". is;.'.'.-tf.
GEO.C. K. ZAlliM,
li;ai.ehs in
DEY GOODS,
NOTIONS, GROCERIES,
HARDWARE, QUEENSWARE,
HITS. MPS, BOOTS, SHOES,
AND ALL OTHER ARTICLKS CRNF.R I
ALLY K KPT IN A COUNTRY S I ORE.
WOOF. AND COUNTUY Ph'ODUCE
TAKK.t IM IXCfWSGr. run UUOI'S.
Store on SouthSide of Main Street,
t::tpiiiiirar, Ia.
R. K Davis & Co.
HIGH STREET,
; Three Doors West of Centre Street,
I DEAI.EHS I N
H; DRY GOODS, GROCERIES,
Boots and Shoes,
FLOUR, FEED, BACON, FISH,
CcffeexT ea, Syrups and Kclasses.
ALL WHICH TIIF.Y PltOMIK TO SELL AS
CIlEAl' AS TiJE CIIEAPEST,
Country Produce taken for GOODS.
yoOD, MOIiRIILL & CO.
WA?IHKOTOK STRKET,
Near Pa. R. R. Depot, Johnstown, Pa.,
Wholesale and ficluil Dealers in
mm m liiiMtmi; m ws
Y COUD.S,
IIAUDWARK.
QUKKNSWARK.
BCOTS AND SHOPS.
HATS AND CAPS.
IKON AND NAILS
OARPKTS AND Oil. CLOTHS.
UKADY-MADE CI 'THING,
GLASS WARE. yi-.M.OVV W ARK.
WOODKN AND WILLOW WARE.
j PROVISIONS and FEED, ALL KIND S
Together with all mannerof Westprn I'rn.hire,
; -uch a-, flour, bacon, fish, salt.
! CA K BON OIL, 4C.. Ac.
j VT" lioealo ami retail onlera polirited
and -.roiniuly file.l on the sliortcxt notice and
'noiit reasonable icrnis
imi). MORRELI& CO.
longer, she would marry him herself. The 1
morning train arrived and so did Caroline :
Oh, the joy of hope rekindled ! Now they 1
would be united in holy bonds, nevermore j
to part till death ! Not much. For when
he stepped aboard the train on which his i
Caroline tamo, and presented himself to
escort her off, she got her back up, and held .
her Lead up, and turned her no.se up, and
refused to be escorted off. Nay, more, she j
declared that her railroad ride was notend" .
ed yet, and she was going where i-he !
pleased. While the conversation was going
on the train started w ith Mr. Bartlett on I
board. Mr. Ii. rode as far as Jefferson,
where he got off, while the recusant bride j
went on as far as Eugene. Keturuing to
w here lie had left Betsey, IJartlett informed j
her that as his arrangements with Miss I
Caroline had miscarried, he would accept '
her offer, lie proceeded to the county of
fice, had "Caroline" scratched out of his '
license, and the name "Betsey" scratched
in, recalled the marrjing man, and they
were united in sacred wedlock before the
midnight. Without following their for
tunes further, let us turn our attention to ;
Miss Carrie, rroceedinir to Kimene. thc
brought up with a young man whose name !
and lot sl.o, on second thought, preferred
rather than to become a Bartlett. Humor '
hath it that he offered her ten dollars to '
"bienk" with Bartlett and marry him. I
That is what wc call getting a wife cheap ';
Even if the womiui herself should turn out 1
worthless, her wedding clothes must be
worth more than that. If lie is satisfied, i
both brides certainly ought to be; and Bart
lett has made the best bargain of all, for
while Miss Carrie has no childien Miss
Bet.'ey has two. This, however, may be i
owing more to luck than t-hrewdncss on
Rartlett's part, for it is not certain whether
he kixw of it when he married her. j
-am. '
What Poets to Head. Miners should
read Coleridge.
People of small stature should read Long-
fellow. !
Laundresses should lead B-yron.
Soldiers should read iMiakspeare.
ftock-iaisers should read Bulvser.
Dressmakers should read Saxe.
Lovers should read Harte.
Flour-dealers should read Miller.
People who are fond of Indians should
read Savage.
Catholic, should read Pope.
Domestic people should read Holmes.
Painters should read White.
Loquacious people should read Chatter
toti. Menagerie men should read Campbell.
The Dutch should read Holland.
Fastidious eople should read Dante.
Jewelers should road Goldsmith.
Spinsters should read ITenians.
People who kindle fires with gasoline
should read Bums.
Oyster-dealers should read Shelley.
K'.lool-l HI'llMH h1xm11 nam .-A
lieal-estate operators should read Lan-
i uon.
Invalids should read Payrie.
Tobaceo-chewers should read Chaucer.
Copperheads should read Southey.
Butchers should read Lamb.
Those who read but little should read
Moore.
Milliners should read ITood.
Inquisitive eople should read Prior.
Sleepy people should read Wake.
Old people should read Cray,
Sad people should read Gay.
Slow persons should read Swift.
Pea-nut dealers should read Pindar.
Fruit-dealers should read Canning.
Hotel-keepers should read Lessing.
Sportsmen should read Hunt.
Hogs should read Waller.
Hr. OABtW'S TAIt REMEDIES
Cure Incipient Consumption.
Ir. GABVUPS TAU REMEDIES
Oure Catarrh.
Dr. C1BTWS TAB REMEDIES
Cure Asthma.
Dr. CJARVI.VS TAR REMEDIES
Cure Ileurt Disease.
Dr. CAKVIX S XAR REMEDIES
Cure Skin Diseases.
Dr. GARVIX'S TAR REMEDIES
Itegiilate the Eivcr.
Dr. CAItVn S TAR REMEDIES
Regulate the Stomach and Bowels
Dr. GARVIX'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure all Female Weaknesses.
Dr. GAKVIX'S TAR REMEDIES
Turify the Blood.
Dr. OAKVIX'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Diseases of the Throat.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Bronchitis.
Dr. OAUVWS TAR REMEDIES
Cure "Rose Cold," or "Hay Fever"
Dr. CAKVITS TAR REMEDIES
Cure Lnn Diseases.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Constipation.
Ir. OAKVi.VS TAR REMEDIES
Cure Salt Rheum.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Cure Kidney Diseases.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Prevent Cholera & Yellow Fever
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Prevent Malarious Fevers.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Itemove Pain in the Breast.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Remove Fain in the Side or Rack.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Arc a Superior Tonic.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Restore the Appetite.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAIt REMEDIES
Cause the Food to DifjeM.
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Restore the "Weak and Debilitated
Dr. GARVIN'S TAR REMEDIES
Give aT one to Your System.
1 T. HYIF CO,,
BOLE PHOPRIETOU3,
1'Jii Srrrnth AfC, A'eif York.
RADWAY'S BEADY EELIB
ITBES THE UOilST TAINS
In from One to Twenty Minutes.
NOT ONE HOUR
KADWAra 6aDT RKlW A CUBK FOB
KVKKY FAIN.
It tli" P.r anil ' .
The Only l'aln Hemedy
tbsv iiuntly top the luost ixciucipJme uin. '-;
l-..liHin.tkms. ad cur. f..rc-4-n. lii.r ot t.
LutiT, SKroah, BowuU, or oilier jumU or oiu-. t T
W:FROll OK TO TWEKTT VISCTF.S.
no n.ttr how Tiolwit -r cxixunatir ihr pmm tlrf
nHEI'MATIC, Bl-rnlJpn. l.ainn, Cripplw', Nervous
lieumltic. or prosiruil wiUi uiM-aat imj miatr,
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
WII.L AFFORD INSTANT EASE.
nrLAMMATlONOKilWKLS.
EORTE TUKOAT, I LT BKMm
iirsTEmc8.cr.uLi. , .' k k h , i n flu e n z a.
E.vdacue, ToornAeii RnECMAX1SM
lOTTl f'HIT.T.S. Afi l !! t'HiLl."-.
rj-r?fP"S!.mrftl.i K'v.rtv Kcllrf totl:.,
Tirt whiire Lbs paia or cilUcuity tiuta U aJKt -e
'l'wrntv drop In half a tnn.Wer r wi'T " r
mntnents cure 'cKAMK, h r-AS!S. S' t It MAUI.
HEKTr.l'R SH K. 11KAI'. HE, lIAIir.HF..l.
liYSEXTFItY. r)I.l V.1XO IN fllli tS'JW tLS.
udll IMEUSAL rAIXS. . .
Travaieni hi.i.mIJ hIwsii carrr a lottle or It adw;
Rndl Itrlirr with them. A few tlio m i'l
pr.veut lcktK. .r pains frin ci.mlire of wtr. II U
be ter Uiaa t r;iCi Ti:anity cr HitWr n a et.iri Utut.
PhVEll AD AGIE.
FEVKTl AMI AjI'E ti.re i fnr f.Av ce:.l. Thre !
'.t a remedial azeut in this worM tht will cre FT.r
and A eue. and all tlir Mn'a'iun. Kiliou. Scri. 1 . -Iholii.
Yllor. and itin-r t : ' r br RAI'WA S
l'ILlJ) q -'Iclt " KAOVTAV.- KKADX l.ELlZf.
t idy eeiit ft Luttla. b-"d 1 Vru&iiM.
HEaLTH !BEUTY ! !
bttioxg axd rir.r. r.K'il ri.n-ix.cuE A r B
OK HF'I NM F.Iiil! I- C.'.KA'l SKIN AM'
LEAL'Tli ll uM l l.F.X io. fcEi- L iitU XUAI.L.
DR. RADWAY'S
SARSAPARILUAN RESOLVENT
T IE I.)!,v VsmT.rwFS I-XL.FK Tilt : IX
FIUEX. E OK i iiiS 'IKVLY M tJ.'l.'jCKFL L
HElJiCISE, THAT
Every Day r.i Trcrcaso in Flesh
and Weight is Saen and Felt.
THE CREAT BLOOD PSJRIFJER.
Fvcrr Irf, r.f ti e hA IS.-A i'A f: I f.Ll A N RESoI.V
TXT cmnnKiniciteS t;i...u!i ti.e 1 U Sweat. L r:.r,
and other fliilijs and .f tl ??. tht -f Iip,
for It r paii th vi t.- f 'lie ! ' v wi-.li ww ar.d muid
r:mter'.al. jk:rofulx S- i i, 'ensuu fti'Mi. ti.W!ji:'ar
rli'oj.f, rice sin tie f iiK.at. !o-:tb. 1 1: .r. :! I"
l . v. ..- - r-d ntlixr !irl f In -!, Sore Eve.
F T:r-ioTin ;: :: i f.-M tc L..r. and Ujc wt.r t
f'-riu -f T in i .iiM-i, EiHfitfiM 5. rrv.r ? r. S' i d
V' . !'"-- '.r.i: -i-i.t H.'iciuu, Kryaij'tr-.n, Aci:e, H!ar
S-iif.ii., .r: In t.m r k-sli. 'I'-n'mrj., i'anctra In ti.e
'. . :a.-f.li!i5 'l"l Ji:fJ- d'n-hartea. N jl.t
yr-f', l(.--i if ;.fr:i. arid nil w.-ti-'e t.f I hi- iiferrnri
. ti- w it.iin t'u c irative r.mp of this woniW lit Mod
ern C'.icfui tr , :i- i r fi- Jr i'..i us- e-ill prore to nr.y
j " n n ;ii 'ii. l ' r eiriicr c-C tiicsii futiia of U:M;uae ita
..ilulit iK.wi r in c-i t..rr-.
If tli- I'-iti.-iit. t..i'y licccreiir rrtrcc1 by tlip wai-5
and iK-cu'iM-'i:! ion t.i-A i ui.Uiiuaiiy t r''creii.. ei-c-cods
:ti arr -ei:i 'lie1 wa?1"S, rvnd rel-mr ti: .:r-i r.U
r Mi-' il mn.'e f'cmi lie-lthy tiiood aud tiiia the
fcARSAF.liiil. - AN will and ra:ar:.
1 1
Wonderful Sttj
It will lie rcmetnWicl tllt v
.. ..,u , U:(.
oi nus county, was (,m Ul
llf lrit llinilth uliilf. .... 1 :
mi ins viiti
the woods wheie he M,i
Although diligent seau-h lia,. '
no trace of tlie missing V(;t
A stuinge story, li,.vpei" -with
the sad aflaii, wh.,1, ltl(; ,
.,,.,,....-11,. ;.,,...; . ' v"'f-.
fi-om the account of Mi is. W-,,' ' "
Maj. E. P. Evans, State ' .,!,!,. ' "
1 Va roller of tlio
, s..s, s.sl!M'VI,ei.
! on Friday morning, afn i ti,e ; .
1 S 1-1 ,
storm iiao iiisiaeu. as iipiat .n,.
awaiting the rr-turn of Ler !. -o .
having used all the wimkI he .a 1
lie fore leaving the ,, fc,ni
'll.rtVJi llic Jis.tir--, rtllll .t I- W, y ,
a knock upon the d'Hii wi -j e t,
1,... i.ii. , ,
ps 1 '-"j hi;, .iti. 111.1.
frozen to death '." She
cited, and as she did sn 1,, n
child, having hea:d tht
commenced to crv. Mrs.
ii. L
a:.h..;
umn, ei i I niy inr ihmi, imr,
was entirely familiar tn ii. i. j. k.
the house. Int nfit only .
to find nobody there, l.'.it t' t
tracks in the snow wiihin inrit
ne ih Ik r, whose voir- W(..niiL,
tinct!' recognized, siu i.v knew.,
of Mr. Weston's absr-iK o. :r..!t'3 -.
not leave hotne on thiit ',..
AV. W. Cosjier, who !;- aU,,.t ,.
and a half from Wtsimi', j lu e. r-;.
incident connected with tie
eh ton that may sei-m
those unacquainted with
the man. lie says that -
.storm, he carried a f.i: k:"
cattle in the stable, urni ;,
tlie door, distinctly shw t
dressed as usual, with a ',,-.
on, staniling in the i-atli. iili.'ut
from the stable d. Kir. He kiv thsr
tiling was so real about the aj.jva-i:
his neighbor that lie ,;vl i,,-, f ),,,..
anything utmaturAi, Hid -he
addressed him with .me tnn.iV.n .
mation of gt etiiig. lie a'!sr-il a t-
,'.t i
:!.e cu.,:..
V , .t ... I ...... i '. j. S a lit. . rl.i.i si H uiil TPT fl'tl
rM kn'-wri rff'iii.1i .! np'-ni hi the rinc of I 'lirrHiic. Scri.f.t- j nHv. .lHo wlt-n kii iil.l ...rl
l mi, ro.ifiii.t;., Liiiifciicuonui tut it j ii ou:y n,i1.' " w nen so aun. -e.i.
v iT.ive cure
lllncy & i5SaU!rr Compiafn?y
Trinnrr, c 'i V"nil (Tisc-ast-s, firav!, rtiil-t, I-o5v,
ht'ij.j.nre ?f AV;.ti.r, I;icmtii.euc .f I'rin". Jirtlu'f 1"'W
cip, Aiituniinwriii. uml hi u. I ensrs whr there re briek-ij"iri.-,r.
or the wntt-r is iiJrk. c"'idv. n iiH with
i ii st:iuos line Die whiti of an t jt, or tnrttsvtn line wbita
F.Ik, or th'-ri u orii I. i:irlt. tallous apt eaniLcr, .ind
v ljite boi'e-d'i-t dprti:a, and whvn lt:er I a i?nrk.:r:it.
L iriiirti; rtMtsntio'i winvi painj mattr, ai-ti n hi taio
I .. -. nf tuc Hu li an.l uloii tlie Lu.n. i'ncc, $1.00.
WORMS.-Th i.y knon-u aui ur Rcaictly
f:r ii ur.ti J ii. T-pt etc.
T!ur of 12 Years' 2ro.vt!i
Cured ly Kadwaj i HcMlrcnr.
P.itvKiii.T. V!m. July I,
TR. nrTrTr T hw hurl fvanc Ta-ncr in tf"pvT ic aaj
b t 1 . All th Itrt thr nms no hlp for it." I tried
ertry 'J.ii ibnt m rnromradtd : tut nclfe'itr b(fJ i
raw y"jr Keinlvprtt, suj thMJjrhl I would try it ; nt tx.ih
in it, tionift I had ttailvrwd fjr twttrt vm'. I ttvob UC fft,.
of the Kutviii, RnJ in z f ludnayi riJH, snrf two lt
of v i'ir Kai(r Hel!rf ; and liir i not a um of tPtnnr to be
or fill, tuj I fi-al khrttwr, nirtcr, ln hapfitY tban I havi
f'-r tlv; crt. T!i rit hiinor nu in tti Irft ni of th
liiwcii, tifur th prin. I writ thi to ya fcr the WaiCt ct
i:-:iAH r. KNAPP.
BR. RADWAY'S
FHBFEOT FUBOATSVS PILLS,
11 WANTED ArrLiW-
Si J.B. BURR & HYDE, -iL! !
f i Hartford, Pom, rp'y j
ecar.t.T co:ttcil uith sweet rn
; reins", an' s'rtnrlh'-n. ita-l-
t1:! o:r j ct a'l ti- tict- .f tl.e Sti nick.
nrlfv, r e ins.'
r-.f-ctlr t-it-:.
I.iver. B iwe'.s. K i:ic li'Tii-r. NeTvcu? 1 ''eard.
ll-ii!ai:ric, I'li-it'i'TiiHin. t isTivn-5fi, InH ir-t!on.
livsne s:, P.'H.'iu i;:t:oU3 t'tvtr, Inffan.n.i.li.n of
t.'ip lto-i'ls. 1'll-s.nvd :rl I it-rur 'PCieuts of the liiJert ai V
cira. Wn :iMe1 to ftc t a t i-it :vt cure. Ei;riT VrTi
Ll. nTninine no meri-urv, mil r:ils.r tlrti?r-i.'.! drnc,
;S (Cijir-ve th fo',:.i-lj nri jiiLS rveu.li:K froia
Iiis.'rdc- of the 1'ijXtive Orpr.iis:
l"isTnt:-i"-i, Intrril Pilt. Fu":ii, rf Pt-il in tV
A -;.i!:ty of til. Stor iarh, imra, l-'.ant i -i. . li'cil .1 Food.
tillafU or W.irhl in Slomncli. Swur l-.ic-tAiiom. S:t.fcui; r
riu;t.T.nc t I i I'll i f the ftirr-sh. ? . .-xK.:u ct lb Hrad.
Ilurrid acJ !iS--ult Rremhiiip. Fi'.itlr:rjc t ti Hft. I hrk'ur
or SaJorjti,:,r sn.tioiii vha in a Ly;-r F''.lur. p.ionst o
Vttiou. 1) u or VtfO bf.'re tht F-srr and Puil t'ili in
the ll-n-l, IVIl'-iti'-v of P-t i-t?,.n. Yvilowrvu of th. k.n
F.nd tv. Pan o ir.e ?id, CI.?:, Liu.t., and uiin rt-ht.of
Ilrit, H-iminy In the FImS.
4 Vwr d-5-s nf R AIlTs'AT" riT.T.?! f-f-e thn 5-ti.-...
fnim:ill lie a!,i vi-rnv ot iM-r nlrs,. Price. 25 citi-
mtIkh. poi.n by i'Ri(ii;i?rs.
REAP -KAI.SK AMi illi'F:." Send nit 1-ltr-siai.
to KArWAY & CO.. No. 7 Maiden Lanr. New.
Vorit. Jufurma :;u worth UiouaaiuU be aetit
iH'l 1
i ii), you ucre, we iii -froze
n".,M Weston antvrini. - I -my
Imdy lies a mile ami ;i 1 u.f f; -sey,'"
at the copclnsion of -the
aipai itimi suddenly di-.i;-;:..
a itiiiik wi.ed from a tlatfc, ' a.-"
: jer says.
I Mr. Copjer is a perfectly rc'.i
and one unlikely to have his h--,
by constantly thinking of any s .
; his statement carried with it r
acqunintances such weight th.it
) since been mostly confined t-
'above named. The depth c.f ;.,
however, in the many jilar. s
renders it extremely d .i;,:;u: f : .
will be found, even if it Lt e, .
snrinp time.
Mr. Cosper says he a - : i, ;
cijdit fet-t of the aj'p n -, ; , .
appeared, and he wi-i,f . ;. j .,-.
derstood thut he re p.; -A n af.tr
Sjiiritualistie light, v-.c ' k-v
saw tust wiiat lie re:.ro-; :
o:dy tells of l be uii c
to do s , wc aro bo.i: !
strnngp, in de.d. V,'
Advance.
TBI! tMIEM
lu
WM. P. PATTOIM,
Mnniilueturer and Dealer
A 1,1. KINDS or
CABINET FURNITURE
Acs. JW niul 162 Union Mrtd
joHXsrun-y, r.
Riircntiii,
Jtel!l(H(ll,
Wnslistanrts,
SiiU-tioards.
Cliamhor Sela,
I'arliir Sets,
AVardrobes.
Hook Cuses,
I.ounues.
Ac, ic, Jtc, ic, ic, io
Cane Chairs.
Wood Si-tit Oiairs.
Kitchen Furniture,
Hed iAititifri'S,
Mattresses,
Tete-a-'IVtos,
Extension Tablea,
Iiininir Tallies,
Ctiphnn rds.
, ic, ic, ic, ic, ic.
KVKRV lBSCRIl'TIO OK
SCHOOL AND HALL FURNITURE
made to order in excellent st c and at loir
P' ii-es. ('a)iinet and linirmakers' uiafcriBls ot
all kinos for sale. Furniture delivered ut atis
int in Joiinstown or at Itnilroad Station free
of extra eliHrsre. WM, 1. PaTI'ON.
Johiitituwn, Oc t. 13, 1T0.-tf.
AGENTS V.'ANTEl) FOlt THE
GREAT INDUSTIHI
OF THE U SITED STATES.
tSilO pacts a-id TiO.; i-r-.rAvixr,?. rnrvrTti tx
KNOI.ISH AMI (JtUMAN. WIl.lTtK UV tl KM I
N EM Al,"l ll'lltS, I.K'l.ltllSfl JOHN 1!. Gor;t,
HON. LvIX 'tS!:, r.I)VAHIl IJOTTI.ANI), REV. K.
KDVIS it At. I., rilll.ll Kl LEV. A I.BERT Bit LSHA N K.
HOIIAl'K (illKKI.KY. K, it l-EICKIXS. ETC., KTI '.
This work com pit-to liitiry of ull tH Hiii'li
e of iliilutiy. pnieessi-s of m:t nil file til re. -!..
in all aa'es. It is a complete cnovciopedin of
i ai'tnud nmtiiifiu-tiiros. uinl is tht? most entet-
tainiPtr niul vttliintil work of iuforinHtion o:t
I piin'ii-i ls of K-fiii-r.tl interest ever nfTerd to the
i j ulilic It is itdapte I to the vHiit of theMfr
IcliMitt, i i n I'h i turer, echanie. ri-mr. cm
lent i.'l I , . , i,ml SOUS to I'Ot'l old tun!
you nr oTkM etai.-s. The liook sold by a 'cuts.
who are iiuiKinr liire ?:ies in all parts of
eonntt y. It if ofli-ed m t ne o pric- .f" "ii.
iiim n I lie rniviiii'si niiiiit e er SOin Tiy SI 1 ! 'Sct'I p- I
i inn. io laiiioy s-miuiu ne wittiout ; -i,i.v
NVe r:ait nir nts i:i every town in the li:iti d
States, Hinl no Af-nt i-an f.iil to do well with
this I ionic. Our terms ate libera!. Wc uie
.mr io.'ems i ne cxenisivc ri-nt of territurv. 1
One of our agents sold 1;S copies in ei-ia ihu fi i
another sold iUXl in two weeks. Our r.ijent in"
iruttford sold :tiT in o:ic work. Speciinefs ol j
the w-irk sent to nifenta on receipt of ptnuip. !
ror eireuiars ana terms to ucnti address the
publishers.
Iv no( x
A Dis.ArroiNTF.i) Doo. Here is a true
doir Ktory : A family down-town having a
false grate in one of the rooms of the house
placed some red paper behind it to give the
effect of fiie. ne of the colde-st days this
winter the dog belonging to the household
came in from out of doors, and seeing the
paper in the grate deliberately walked up
to it and lay down before it, curled up in
the best way to receive tho glowing heat as
it came from the fire. lie remained mo
tionless for a few minutes ; feeling no
warmth he raised his head and looked over
his shoulder at the grate ; still feeling no
heat he arose and carefully applied his nose
to the grate and smelt of it. It was as cold
as ice. With a look of the most supreme
disgust, his tail curled down between his
legs, every hair on his body saying "I'm
sold," the dog trotted out of the room.
Troy Times, Feb. 14.
WOOLKN FACTORY!! LOCW'SJIARBLR WORKS!
KAVIXtj introduced new machinery into our ; "-nUn Ktrrft, Johnstown,
oolou factory, wo are now prepared to j JOBS IV. I.OfJlTV. - I'roiirielor.
manufacture on short notice. (T.O'J'IIS. CASSI- ! RJION FMF.NTS. 1 1 K A T ni TOM It stavoc
NUTS. i:i,ANKETS, FLANNELS of all styles t'i 17 NT Ell a nd OA lilNKT SI,4 li; a r
STOt 'KINO V A KX.x. c. ic. TEI.S. ic, manufactured of tho very Jtaf
tV Wool taken in exchanve for (roods or j lan and American Marbles. Perfect eatiafac-
worLed on utiaira. Market price paid for wool. lion in work, design and price yoaranteed
T. M. JUA'ILS dc IzUXZi. psOrdeireapeetfullvaolicltPdandnronirit-
BbMcbutw, Feb. 3U, lfiTZ.-U. ( ly Kutd. N 9ratov,3ir. U, -v!-m
AVouth PuF.SEitviXG. Medical Home
has the following recipes, which may be of
value :
A tea made of chestnut leaves and drank
in the place of water will cure the most ob
stinate case of dropsy in a few days.
A tea made of ripe or dried whortleber
ries, and drank in the place of water, is a
sure and speedy cure for scrofulous diffi
culty, however bad.
A tea made of peach leaves is a sure cure
for a kidney difficulty.
A pla&tor made of fresh slacked lime and
fresh tar, is a cure for cancer, which, with
the roots, will soon come out.
T7n,iel.
Cr the ya end i ;in the Hidden Life o
American Detectives.
We want asrents fur this 1 o.ik. It dUclnsca
all the invsterii's of the Defective Svtei It
is a rcoi-ri for the past 30 vkaks of the tiiosf
8ki.lful detectives of t his country, in which 1 he
crafts of ltank Kohbers. Thicvrs I'icl:.o, k. ts
Lottery en, fountcrfeit onev Dealers, and'
swindlers of all classes, m e " exposed and
brought to justice. I'ricc 2,75. Send for cir
culars and terms to nirei.ls.
we rrnLT.n the tiest
DICTIONARY OF THE BIBLE
IS TIIU ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
1!Y WM. SMITH, I.L.D.
It is written hy TO r.f the most distins-nished
divines tp I.urope and America, nnd isthe only
edition put.lished in tlos conntrv condensed
tiy i)r. Smith's own hand. It is illustrated with
over li steel and wood enirravintrs. It con
tains every name in the Hi We of importance
and isa.book needed hy every Christian f amily
It is printed in double column, in one law
octavo volume. Trice fcl."). larjfe
We want agents for thcs- works Innl! cities
and towns in the country. We pay larire co m
tn.ss,,,,,, aiu, pive .x,.,I1Kvo .jtjv. For
circulars and terms: address the pu l, . slu rs
Sampu- copies rf nny of our books Jent in an v
address on receipt of price.
J. B. BTRU k HYIE, l'uljlishrm
Hartford, Tonn., CIucrko, III., Cincinnati, Ohio.
SAMPLE STUCKT,
Near Union School House. Ebensburg.
To? frUnr desires to call the attention
CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, SULKIES,
Spring Wagons, Klelftli,,
And all other dcrt,Um nf Uork in that line.
Linployinsr none but skillful workmen
I ean enUrfLTi ' J "connd'ent
and prfces. MUsIact,on in "ork, styles
in1if-.,i,wSrk done at 8hort notice. Repair
A aWiSth'sh nded t0 M reasonabl, rS?e..
OfaetorV rill P ,n connectlon with Man
jS' 111"iPciraensor work.
une ".2.-U. O. JJ. CH VIS.
So Prison cmi Ink tlieae Bittrrs actoi.t
jnt; to directions, and remain loi.g iiuweil, prnTir.ed
tiniir limits art not destroyed bv niiner.il poison or other
r'eau-, ar.J tlie viia! organs wasted beyond tlie point
nf re;'l;r.
TyiM-;sla or Indigestion. Headac!i, Puin
m the Mioie tiers. Coughs, 1 iluness of the Cliet. Dir
M;t, Sour Eructations of the Stuniach, Pad Tsts
m the Montli, nilions Attick, Palpimtion of tlie
H tMrr. I iin.iiniti.itToii (if tlie I.iiiirr Iaiu in flie region
ot the Kidnevs, and a hundred other p.iinfnl srmpion-.s.
pre ihe oM"priiiS t I)v.en,i.i. In tkeise complainta
lt has no eqii.i!, ami one bottle will prove a Letter guar
antee of its merits than a lenethy advertisement.
Kor Female Complaint rt, in young or o'.4,
married or single, at the dawn of womanhood, or t!:
turn of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided ati
influence that a marked improvement is soon percau
l.b!r. I-"r ItiCammatorjr nnd Clirotiic Rlteu
innlism and Oout, Kiiions, Remittent and Inter
imtteiit l eve.-s. Diseases of the Ulood, Liver, Kidneys
and Iliadder. tliese Hitters have no equal. Such Uis
e.Te are c.uised by Vitiated Blood, which is genera.!
prodncu-d by derantrement of the Dicestive OrR.irw.
They arc a Ufntli Purgative as well as
n Tuiiie, possessing aiso the peculiar merit ol acting
as a powerful agent in relieving Congestion or Inflam
mation of the Liver and Visceral Organs, and iu bilious
Liseases.
Kor Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Tetter, Sa't
Rheum, Hunches. Spots, Pimples, Pustules, Polls, Car
buncles, Ring-worms. Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Ery
sipelas, Itch, Sciirt's. Iliscoloratinnsof the Skin, Humors
and Diseases of the Skin, of whatever nam or aature,
are literally dug up and carried out of the system in a
short time bv the use of these Bitters
OiHteful Thousands proclaim Vikkgar Bit
THRS the most wonderful Invigorant that sver austained
the sinking svstem.
J W ALKER, Prop'r. K. II. MfDOXALD tfc CO.
Druggists and Gen. Agts., San Francisco, Cal..
and cor. of Washington and Charlton .Sts., New York
SOLD KY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS-
V. P. TIKItNEY .
sf COLI.KCHON UFFiCK
TIERNEY &. Nl U LL
( oloniiaile Row, Khcnshurg;, Pa. '
Special attention paid to colleetio,. i
all .rt of the United States. l?ll :i.-lljn
i H A . RXrSP SHOP OF CAMmil C, )r STY
Htc-h ttie t. (opposite Union Vhn , i '
West Ward, Klnstiunr, Pa ! M . M ' k'h T'
. '.V "'" r worn , lnv li-
i I low to If.t At ' ,. ! ir.
tell stovie in lm.inc's
If you liave a j.laceof 1. ,;.:;:?
' ilieie wlien wnnud.
, No man can tret ricli ! si:::-
stores and salmins.
i Never 'f.itil" in l.:;''.-i -.v.'
j Have ouler, - : 'i
I promptness.
Do not meddle with l--.1-';::!
notliin f.
Strive to avoid harli w-irJ- :
alities.
Pay as you jr.
A man of l:onor resj-cr:'- ! -
does Ids bond.
Do nt kick every r
j Mote miles can Le made ;;. a .:
; stcadilv on than lv i
; Help otliers j, u
give when yon canp.ot ; : .
cause it is f ashior.al.'c.
I Learn to say no. ... !.. :; f
' ping it out dog fat-hio:.. : : .-...-
and respectfully.
Ise your own brains
others.
j Learn to think and a.: f : J -s
Keep aheaJ raihcr t!.uii
times.
; Ix-t tobacco nln;:r. r : 'J i'
enough, without being l.!- -:
away.
Young men, cut this a--!
folly in the ai-gtime;i:. i. t -.
What I Have ?i:k-.-! ';'-rf
young girl man y a mat. fii
and repent of it as long a- i c i '1'
I have seen a inan sji.ti
than would stippoit L i r.ii'.ii'y c
and ii;dcpendnco.
I have seen a rich rt..i:.' -Ids
father left oft" ami r. i i.e '-'
began pcnnilesi".
I have seen a man 1 -pint f.-'";
wlien candor and veracity ,v "
served him much better n-,"e-
I have seen the c-vti.o.i.u '111-0,1
children bring their pare:' tAp ' c
want, and thcm&elvo l-
I have seen a prink-:
wife retrieve the furtui.t
her husband pulled at t:
rojx?.
I seen a man eng.igc ii' : I.'" 5-' '
a vcrv trilliii."- ailair. t!i:it'' "! 11 l!
lmtlhnAwi J than would h,w -
in the li
Ht
rt-Li.-tf.
COAL! COALlT-Tii
rr n"w I-reparcd to furnish . ,
buildings on the faun.
er is
I , .-.:C'
AitV- m i vl " ,.'J"i'ie3 of A N T 1 1 1 ? f F T p A N '"unions maclnnc .
attention. "
r. A. SHOEMAKER...
s-x. Rew u receive .liie i -.r'.' . " " "V. -i.ll.v
"a.MKLH.ZAHM. tuner, m.ihi i tie inuii.ti i' -i ".V .
'' inn- i.ftl. ti.,,ii,,l, i,i tin' w.iii '''
' 1 l. i . I.- . 1 . ,..!':''
upiitii M-aitt Jingf. i' " .f
worked by a crank. Tl - ""'"
that the machine eflccf g'.'8t
IaUoi; time, and expense.
O WK .ER & SECHLER
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