J 1 1 Hilt: A. WcP!KE, Editor and Publisher. HE IS A FUECHAN WHOM THK TRUTH MAKES KHEE, AND AIL ARE SLAVES KKlIli.' Terms, S2 per year, i:i advance. EUENSBUEG, PA., T1UDAV, DKCJIMUEU 13, S'.-. f&X-C . yv s . i . rrtj-v - Vv f-J KL y t A C ! . IP. .ra.' ir.v 1 it . ,i l' ii! i: ! i:.:- : i rlJ ill, ' 1 i '.i; i-. i. r :'.; , in.' v a-"" h h': in ml. we ' a! V'c vrit:.'' ear! Ii 1 I'lH'i.o I 1.1 eilT'-r ;th jv IWII ''" the t . ei'!l;' '.liu.i-':' iiiv:u''-:! ii, . urn l.e.l t", OT. in ;lll i' r. 4 r ;v ii u!c with ourHtenoil and Key ,ai 1 ,,',,!. f 7 (iirt'iilm-x Fi-ff. -4- i j' B A i ...v-,li l l:T 5ll 1 tl. to f V ivi VoiKBUAN KASI. K.MTTiXi ' n" ,,, -i n:nt - in the untbl. n v. i i i't. Ut'siou, iia.-is. teiv Sdvfrti$rmnt$. Aaron; Wnntctl for Cobi.io'K Child's Commentator S THE IS I It E. forii.f HOtl IH I iti . f,' il to Vll I ! 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ILtiiiruusn 1uyaxt,I1u ffulo.N.V. GOIX HOME TO-DAY. BY WILL M. CARLETOK. S I S WAN I E! K lt T!!E DCll r IXTIIK EAST! TJ Ml -t . . ( hiiin.'. :;...r... ilk . "'.i-"' ay il . ,ii-. :i heiisive iiinl aliiahle relnrions :ie.l : a'-o, fin- our i.i w Uliistra- oiiiHini.! in ui lv 5l fine -i nuii.i-.ai.il :r.S, n nil's complete ihu II::.!;. ciid fur :'i-pi-ctiis .and we wdl -'.. w v ie w'm't agents ,. if.-i l V .l.'M.'w iiU'lr, :i:.-v ;iili It. A.l.ire?- - A- iJ)N A 1. I ! li!.i-!il.M C., i,hil.i'1i-!pni.i, I a. -.; v ', l.i ii rore..n."-l:.ei.l.'.'-.- ore-throat. I j;Tj. ,. i.i .van.! l.i . ;'i:u hi .;:( ' i ' i' - u-t- .uojr y.KLLS' I'AIincJ-It TAULOS, iirt t' ' S: i. a I io:i-. are nil the market, - lie n '-i..-.f iri- pri-r-:;: a: ion of t'Hrt.olii .d". : 'r l.u 'I ' 'v l:i-i: chi'i'.iiea 1 ! y i-oin- V.m '.'lii oi 'ier Lriown remedi-s. us in My iitisiiiess on the jury's lone the quil- Min' all is throfgh I've watched the lawyers right and left, and pive ray verdict tru ; I stuck so long unto my chair, I thought I would grow iu ; And if I do not know myself, they'll pet me there ajj'in. But now the court's suljonrnedfor good, and I have got my jiay ; I'm loose at last, and, thank tho Ixird, I'm goinj; home to-day. I've somehow felt uneasy lite, since first day I come down. It is an awkward game to jilay'the gentle man in town ; And this 'ere Sunday suit of mine, on Sim day rightly sets, But when 1 wear the stuff a, week, it some how galls and frets. I'd rather wear my homespun rig of pepper nalt and gray I'll have it on in half a US' vhu IJget home to-day. I have no doubt my wife looked out, as well as any one As well as any could to see that things was dune ; For though Melinda, when I'm there, won't set her foot out doors. She's very careful, when I'm gone, to tend to a'l the chores. But noth:ng prospers half so well when I go oft' to stay, A ad I will put things into shape, when I gel home to-day. The iiiorniu' that I come away we had a lit tlu bout. I coolly took my hat and lfeft, before the show was out, I to dispose of our immenle j For what I said was naught whereat lie ought to take offence ; l Andshe was always quick at words, and ready to commence. But then she's first one to give up, when she i has hail her say ; I And she w ill inert me with a kiss, wheu I J go home to-day. i My 1-ttle boy I'll give 'em have to march i hitr., if t hey can : It's fun to see him stiut about, and try to be EL1HBS, Send for I MtiNtraf rI ': .tonne to BKADlF.Y & Ci;U!tn:H, 5i & 5C Dey St., N. Y, A GREAT KVEST! We have decid'-d to dispose of our immenle stock of r.II.I.1A!:i)TA!:i.KSut priecsa litte aoove cost, h n-st -class ;,i 1M N ew 1 utiles, com plete, j:ar. Sccoiid-liaii'i Tallies made over new, 'J"i. j::.Vl. 4.e. A ijreat variety to suit all buyers. Scud for a f'::laiiiie. K A V A N'Ati Ii DECK Kit, Cor. Canal A Centre Sis., New York. Gilt 'i' -Ifc r i . i ill parties are cautioned 1 i.v nt of irr i I'io'i of the mucous " ii r. ; t. . hi i-l I ri -!' 1 1 I j . nt iH-aiin I .rojierues are as- .Xrrrr in ii'i rf d rul'f. Tt is easily 'i i ril l.;le. WiH-n il heeoiiies ,v i- i-i eeiliti'j-ly iJ-iltii uit. Use T , t . f s us a pec- lie. .1.'.' ( : i ; . is piat i .-I ., New York, Sole Ajji'Ul for I'liited S'ates. i tiox. Send for Circular. ROSE Gf CASHMERE HAIR TOM N unsurpassed as a Promoter of the (Jrowth ol the ilairiind Whis'.rcrs. It is neither sticky noi irrea-y. yet it softens mid smoot h s the Hair fai in ii' rand inure pei niunent ly than any Oil oi i. MTi.ule. C.-ed us a Hair llressinjf, it proline I the most lie.m t iTul ii ml lusi ions loss. War ran id perfectly harmless. Its exquisite prrlnnie is quite unriv aied. leiii)r distilled from the woi-ld-rcnowned Itoses of Cashe-ere. I.arp r liotxlei n!v "i cr. Address ASCII EN BACH 4 M 1 1.EElt. 4is'l N. :td St., 1'hiladelphin, l'a. f A til O E'J D & RUBY FU R WAGES. f K;:: I'LAXll IT.iN'OMIl'AI, HEATEBS. Jiwm-s A. T.nwson, l'nteniw, fM.lllt. W AK KEN ic Ct., Val,-i Pt..N.Y. CI elffeederlT ASE i)t8warf.i3urRer A.. ucnf,i'tii ir(:l !'' I'twjualcd. j liui-us any size Coal. I'll V.. V A1:KK i ( 0.,'.'3t: W'ntrrSt.. w York. Titoqf pffpif Horace Waters, ri'lio AVeckl 1121. Cn!y Ct a Year. S Pages. li t Best Family Pi: per. The Best Arrirul'u.-ul P-p r. The Brit Political :a.prr. The Kvst storj IV per. The Knl Ksviioii Bpor's. The Best. Tattle .T.-rkrt Kopirts. The Bevt ticuir il Market Brpurtt. The Best T'api-r Every Way. TtirWr.I'.KJ.V NEIW Vllltii SI N. Eiht puices, SO coin. mis. t a year, or lessttian 2 cents a number Sernl yniirilui'iir. THE SI N, New York City. Address Tl! E i; or .vK'ir im .ymn. m ei.i ii: .vs fl :'. i.4 .VS." xi.r .(irxf-7t:..t anthers, i i.fliuLuu if1-'. '''' ' low jr;--'i lor c:il.ii' )iarl ini Itiihinrr in tiniiil i;i.i.:' 'n'.v ini.ilii.tc::t. t 7-ni''.iir irs'-..i".s I'lA'sOS. Mudtiu 1":- ?.... for 275 . .Vol1 rc'ii'u a t ' .Y .ii I'AHMH! ','. I.V, the tuost iirniitiiul , ; rt7 tuw riv r ,uulr. Illiisf Mil t Vin in tt.-tt.Sfirt-t Munir itiul Munii-Jfrrtf'itmli.-e. ir ills want absolutely the Iicsl sell- li'ioks'r Send for circulars of Vkn'T's viiuuifiKi. I t.i is. Family Jii ur.E Ox er . p.ifi-s lull.v 12 in., 2'ii paves 1 tilde Aids. . atie-'oue .-": (J 1 1 1 Edye.i flasp.S.S. I f .1 ' . ; I. 2 ela-'ps. tl l.nn. ' 111-.!. I" UN. 'Ml K "nt-. nut " for Winter Kveuinirs. lf.it h l'J 1'I.K WU.I.II AN i'.A KM Kit's lioHs.l-1 idlilKl :ilil. 4-.I h hum now lead v. Epizootic "Til .-ii,. e. c. K. ' iikt, N. Y. and Cinciu atli Vi r,v i ;( iiiHii n. Chicago. A4 '.'. ' - w NTEll. Address, for the most U:8 i,r , 1 1 i . tr. red. T H K DISCI V EKEK D is( )Vj:tj Stl IV!M,sioK ) AKBK'A- Bis A.lTentiire. t ! A i l.i I.I V IMl.s 11 IN E EX 1'EIMTION ' A' 1 i l.-iru'e octavo volume, just issued, lit - I .ii i l. r.is o! the Wnndiirt' ul Career of - ' ,1 Tr i ;. r, ihi- Countrv. Animuls, Na "v"i I!..',:ii'L'. Ai-. Full account of this most ''f -Tin .ilrt of the lolxr. UfTKITSKXl KIK i t IMhn ' ULlSHINti CO.,Chica- -"?: I' u'a.i . iplna. Fa.; or SpriiiRlicld. Mass. Ill LAHCASTER IETELLIGS A Ct'cat Family Xrwajxtper. rlMIK I.anrnster tTookly Intelllifetirer is unnur X passed as a family journal. Equal in size to nnv paocr puhlished in Pennsylvania, oa. h is m,' eoii?.ius a varied sto.e of Literary , Puliti cl i.n l Seientillo matter, together with all 1 II 2 ! tlVS OK TIIK WKtl. lis agricultural uepnrtment alone is worth more than the price of the paoer. It is the oldest Democratic Journal In renn sTlrania. h ivinsr been established in 1714. and all political .piet.t ions are freely and Tairly dis cussed in i's columns. its latjre eirciilai'on makes it a very valua lile ad ver i Isimr medium. Trisiis Single copies t- pr yar. To clubs of tori or iuore.iifl.5n per year. f V Sr"fi'irn ' iipiVo Srnt h'rf". Thn D.iily Inlrlliircnrer is published every day. Sundays excepted. Price a year. Itisou of the best ad vertis'eir mediums. Addresn II. G. SMITH A CO., Lancaster, l'a. The ganiKst, ( heeriest little chap,;vou'd ever want to see ; And then they laugh, because I think the child resembles tne. The little rogue ! he goes for me, '.like rob bers for their ptcy ; llo'll turn my pockets inside out, when I get home to-day. jlv little girl I I can't contrive how it should happen thus; That tiod could pick l harsweetpioquctaiid lling it down to us ! My wife, she says that handsome face will home iijv iiikpiii , i , ... nd then 1 lacgh, because she thinks the fur-noliiuj? creitaiic . Cn, U . ebii.i rmi nilili's her. : ly would blow you away. She'll meetme half waydown the hill, and kiss me, anyway ; And light my heart up with her smiles, when I go home to-day ! j If there's a heaven upon the earth, a fellow : knows it when i lie's been away from home avreek, and then gets back again. . If there's a heaven above'thej earth, jthere j often, I'll be Itotuid, S.me homesick fellow meets his folks, and hugs'em, all around. ; ButTet my .creed be right or wrong, 'or lie it j I " as it may, i My heaven is'just ahead of me I'm goin' ; I home to-day ! a polite way, tli.it I found myself in thenm . tiou of bowing b:iek, aud saying good ecn I ing Uk). I Jlewas a middle-ajjcd man, willi mus tache and whiskers, ami he had ihebiight est eyes that 1 ever saw in a person's head. The hair on his temples was quite gray. All in all, he looked like a resiieciable Christ ian gentleman, and not a midnight thief. "Quite a windy evening, ma'am," Le went on, as lie stepped into the room. '"You must be lonely here by yourself." Somehow, this touched my temper. I forgot who was speaking, and answered back as tail as could be. "1 prefer to choose my company, sir !"' ! He laughed, and thrugg jd up his shoul ders. "You do, indeed ! So do I. In this case I have my preference not you." ' Then he sat downleismely iu my rocking chair, and stretched out his feet, as lliouyh he intended to slop a while. i "Will you be so kind, sir, as to go about your business? Wlu.t do you think if yourself, sir, to be intruding ttp:i the privacy of my room at tLId Lour of the . night, sii ?T' 1 He leaned his head back upon my Li ijjht worsted tidy, and laughed lit to kill him self. I "No harm is intended you, my charming woman," he said. "I swear it no harm is intended you I" And taying this, he laughed louder and ' longer than ever. ; "Io you come iuto my h ii:e to make ; game of me befoi e try ve: y e is'.'!" I asked. my temper prcliy nn'.ch sumd up. "If you were a gentleman, sir ' This was ioo much for him. i "A gentleman '.' Oh, aw i hat's too god I If I professed to be a genii, nii-n, you'd ktaod a good chance of gettieg your ". hroal cut without so much as 'by your kint', ma'ani.' io begin with! Agti.ile- . nioii'.1 V it ii all my faults, thank heaven, , that is not am.mg them!" ! "ion needn't have g ine on that wa;- to : prove it," I said taitly. Weil, you are a shai pold d.tmscl, arei.'t you'.'" turning his big eves upon me, a. d iwi.-iing up li.s mouth in a com'cal w;.y, which 1 shall never foi get. "i .-wear you'd be pieity good loLing, if pou d.du't wc.r such a wide ruilie on your nightcap. Jolly isa'i it a lui:kcr big enough for a giae yaui fence." "8ir !" I said, looking vc-iy stivnge. ; "Ma'm !" bo answeied, imitating my voice and tone to jie: fcciinn. i "Oh, if I wcit o.iy out of t'uii bed, -i. !"' I be,-.;.ui. j "And pray, mr.il.ii.'.c, what . ''..ere IoIum der on lr nii gc. ting out, 1 d -tke to k.uv.' "i)o y iu intend to im-ult me, yon g i.-.d- ne v ..iu oil "If one g'les, tlm other is sure to go he said solidly. If brother Joe would only wake said. came to me here. I sprang as lightly as a i cat out of bed. and before he could ..ei no.,,, i bis f.-.-t 1 loi.l li e !...,! ..f ft-,. ..l..,f ,i. I - - - - - - - - - - - ' ' . v - . ,.-v . . I I 1 1 1 I and locked .!pon him. Ho glow Ian b-i;ke j iu a moment. "You've d.jue it now, haven't you, my charming creature? I swear I'm iu love Willi you from this hour to the end of time. ' You've gt m. tight at-d fast. V,"l:ai.s I'm use of money now? I'll (;.ke the. eighty cents and you may have Ihefoity dollars, if you wili let n e out." , "No, sir ; I am going to call the neigh- i boir." I t-aid. resolutely. i j "Going with that nightcap on? You'll make y -uv f.utuise. l?ut don't inn rv, that's ' a dear. Let's have a little fiiendiy talk. i Say, I'll give you a hundred dollars if you'll ( let" ii. e out." " "Yes. pud leave you f.ee to scute some other woman nea'ly lo .ie.th no, sir!"' ell. then, I ll give you two bundled, i "No. Kir." "N;:me your pi ice tl. en, dear giil. Ts-up-p.ise every woman has her price they say eve; y ii'ali lias." "No: it wou'.d.i't be right," I said, ht-s-iia ii'gv. 1 hea;d him chuchlc : "Firt Hep towaid it ; she begins to talk of what is light." I thought i f n.y j .or giil out to woik 1 y the week, r..,d so nnxiotis to get an eileca ' tion. ttt'il I'm sine it isn't to be won.'ki.d at If I d.d begin to think of setling a ju ice, j Eir. 1 sa;d not a w.rd. "Look here ! I'll put five hundred d 1 lais in gond sound g i!d tindei the door, and you en count it :i-s I push if through piece by piece, if you'll oniy let rio out of this ' cursed hole. I'm srioi Iiei io.'."' " !'rv some cliioroform." I whiseered !' throitgh the U.'vho'e. ; in.se tho chioiofoi in ! Will you let mo out .?" 1 lu dalightby this time, and had slip jied into a caiboo wiap.cr ar.d n.y slippo.is. j ''If I got the iiiooev. h v e nild I lethini , O'.i'. i he closet ?"" I wondered. "1 should ii i lic.rc to meet him; he'd rob me cga.p. a:-d ret l.;:r.s murder u.e " 1 . 1 1 1 I said. "I".! tue the go d. coi.i' i si a :. A very marked iliatactcr was l)cao.n II., who was a long time a ."itiy.cu of St. l.ouis, until he t.k his tleparturo from this iii.iiui.oie sj.heic to re.iji tl.eiwvaiii oi an exemplary l.fe. A I'.-w years ago, v. hen the i em t -etai.ee excite me nt of which Fat It er yiat'.liew v. as the great high priest pre vail, d s.i gcieiaKy over the eastern and western Slates, no greater enthusiast lent his enetgies to the advancement of total abstinence principles than JVacon 11. He was about fifty cars of age, at:d a bachc loi. aiul so much abashed by I be pieseiice of ladies, that save iu the way of business, he always took good care to avoid them, i lie held as a point of conscienio that whoever tiave'i.d in the service of the chuich .-bou'.d j ay his own cxpt uses. 'l iis singular oi.otcl.et eau:-hcd l.'.i'.i t .. lm in gic.it j .len.ai.d as a delegate to synods, general I a'-'M'tni lies, etc., of the c hiuch. 'these k' ' ca.-i.ii.s were anxiously looked f. r by his c'eiks. wl... took advantage of his rbsencc ! to pniix a liltlv- from that .-everc piopri.'ty , of d -.oi tii.ent, which was e.;:cied fr-ni I them when he vra.spf.'.-ent. !i!-;her-.vo:ds ! their own 'they ai'.vr.yshiid a g-otllime j when i he old man was a v. ay. ' t 'bl isi :i;i.i was apj'i o.ieiiiug. at id i boys ! vveit delighted when they learned that " 'id Stub-ai d -1 wist" r.s .hey n revei en; I v tle.s I i.-n;. led him aimr.r 1 hi-mi-elves v.uitl be (if io a convention duti.ig . hristmas. Iu 1'eacoii l.'.stole was a lot: g c iinter i t ot.i end to end. the onl one l'li.e .i; d eo.i.ii ing hi i.-.iy cs.abli.sl.i:ent v.h j e e't-t i-.s were i.' the set wilh the iki.uui's. Ahhongh it wasjfail.er risky, in !.e ev ni i i :i o. t- y. irvvas lUIOIIiliMI i" ii ' i-' li.'-.- hum icsi. vo .c.- v.. iv. e i iu i . .. o.ei ceo.! be u.i:'.7.ed f the ' tl: p e f -ei.... ' ot.i to advantage the "g:t!'tui. i-n" s:.:v .1 it v. ic Solved Uk.on ti ii.i'uu.tiy oee. si.e.i. to c stoic was tl -se.l night. v.tre ii:vi;cd. a-.;d ever., made to their Hie heart: the exeec'.id p.:i i ic; . . .. . - t .. .... i i-ki'M n v.- mt oitr.-cr. ol cm I ..ve o:; :: ' n.io o.f ;;i,er N i liter. iT -gi p. ova', at- -i , and st.-uv...: Ls. No ci'.l il. j CSS v. ;. ; .s of 111 g ... .w,t . F ,t i- ,1-r.l i,t- i-kI .!..'. St. - t of 'Kclccca, who so much wanicd to go to j school. ! ,,l,t " ;.i i,o ,... i- ..l.... ' 1 .. i -scii'it .'i l uiu lira: i - oi nit ;.. t j...... . said, and the wxt mon.nt a b'g round ; gold piece came t.ii -fgh the wide ci.tcii i under ilie ujor. j I cjuliln't withhold an exclamation if dcijgiit. "iL's iiglif e:io".-h now, isn't it?" he ov I V.". V. snee.ed. " : tieic's n uvertmr s'na a l le. aiike ! ilc.e goes a t and a-.tothei. lun'ii scl. 1 il.ue say thcic" your chinch." ihig lixe giidi i..u. all tne worn! . itiier, a. id aiiolb'. t . i'i:,i, niy pious ii.i::i- iio c mfc.io.ial ;u fed w oi e pa red : of i he e.i. ..ii.-; 1. i 3i .'.eh si .iici. t.t'e v. .. . r m. 1 1 ll. e I li li i I 1 :o I i: v I.e I'.ie i f."'i.iy : scene f..r i! fv .i-'in , e". eni.ig a.r.'.i'i v..ii ..I f 1. .tii. A I i . veil : c: .. . . .l-.i. ; . i i I s . v a id dc !i w! of tl'.e v.us. Ihe cv -'e l e V...h- . C effects of eld and fatigue. Finding, on iiiijuii-y, that the o.t.siard had be. m n...ele i.i the store-, he asked f-r llitt ivc'. .ie f -r mal -ii g it. as 1:3 wislied his siste.-to make some at home, and a forinula was givin him se lected from a cookery book, but she never was able to make ae.y tostdl loin. He said it didn't taste at all like that he h:.d eaten at the store, as it was not likely it would, seeiog there was no liijuor in it. It was a favorsle boast of Ilk that no s) iriii.otis li ipior had ever enleied his inn ltii. :id the worthy deacon died with that delusion. And tiiis is the true story of how a dcaooii got corned. a i:o3Jaxci: ix jikai. i. in:. A I.OVK STOKYtS I'.KII -; A MAN F.MTHKl'L Tlir.Ot-C.II THE OIIKAtEST TKIAI.S A MARKIAilK AT LAST. There ariived in this 'city a few days since, from a small town in Pennsylvania, a young man of rather prepossessing u poa ranee, whose haggard and careworn, countenance and anxious inquiries attract ed the attention of ail who came in contact with him. Some of the authorities lieoani interested i: his case, anil i!i answer to their interrogatories he told his story brieily, as follows : Some years ago, when lr.it a boy in hii teens, he had lived wi ll his parents in a rural i'enu -ylvania home. On an aujoin ii g f.ntn heed a r.c-ghbor wl.owaspusrt s.a edofa dai.' hter. atnetlv, vivacious little g; :, ihe pi me of the village. The lad was her sen: .r by two cr three yen is. and, as lit.ght h;:ve been txpec eii. Lcfr.u.e enaiu ;.?! t f (lie pretty It--. She reeij ; -c te.l I. s mi', imcM. -. ae.l the two be :::ie (Ictis tt.liy ."e.'.t.l. Summer and winter, in so.ist ,i aril out of sia.-ii, tl.e twain wero togelh .r. In the wi'i'.cr v-ea-w'ti lis accom .;ii.. til l.e i- to variug-ht cs a:.tl s-iiiLcing-i-di.ni.s; iu tl.e epiing-tit-ie. they wont tisli-i-g t .get her and dug ss.i-af'.a and as the l.-i-g f u or twilights aprcched. tin y svvu g on Iter f..ll. i"s ga.e! UinU the o!d geni'.eti.au's -..tier.ce anil the hinges w ti I o Li ... i.-.-L.i el ai'iiort bovoud eiidii'ai.e . A.I wet li.. ; v a? a leariui-re Loll, or it, c'.Siii(. be pin: .y bell a'.w.i vs g it too sll... undrv. Hut u;d the s; ft't t-. io V.ll.vil v, tr a ; l.;c ec p:c ouid Cie-r r W' d hr.-'S it woulu:: to : -ay a v L '.e Ti was t"j Iir.ppv to fuel cat.iJ. ".I V.- nu.fii (Ii'ioe'i- I rfr-'C "All tliii "..:.: lli.te i : ;.n o.u . lb- i rc. ici.cc of t!n -;. i jg in:-. n s.uily fit ve. if o. d lie cocked his etc LiiDwiugly. A VX T 1L,I. Y'S A 1 I I2X TL1LK trim thi: m : hgi.au.. "You want to nuke mo beiicve that h - is in t ii is house somewhere, th? Iviy o . r madanie, you are as ii aiiopcieut a.; i ;.. Had he been under this ro..f, you w-o .1 have screamed blue murder long bcf. ., thio time." "Oh, oh, you varmint !" I groaned, in pure agony of spirit. "Whatoo you wans .'" "Well, ma'am, since that is a fair, leei est quest iem, I will attempt to answer it. To begin with, my financial a if airs are in a complicates! corditi.in. Money, I have but little of c.rcelii:, none ; so I am foiced ro levy a trilling tax upem mv friends iii tiiis antl o'.hcr tie. irhboi hood -. to extticate me Oh, my, but didn't the wind blow? "When fr0m my dis;u;Ir.)us condition. As soon as AGENTS! A RARE CHANCE We will pav all A cents 40 per wi'ek in rrt'i, who will ensate with us at oxer.. Fverythinir furnisne'd snd htiihwh pa'd. Addrf ss COL'LTEK & CO., Charlotlv.- Micti. I went around the house that night, locking eloors anel windows before going to bed, there w as just a breath of a breeze sighing about nothing more ; but by the time I had fairly plumped upon tho pillow, the gale was going it like mad. "VS hen I first came to this Western county, I used to bo surprised at the ejuick, unceremonious way ; storms Lad of coming upon people half j the time, it seemed to ine, cut of a clear innocent looking sky. I collect a certain amount I intend leaving this country for Franco or Italy, never, perhaps, to return. Do not sheel tears at this, dear madame, for wherever my foot steps tend, your image rallied nightcap and all will remain, foicver imprinted upon my heart." "You old goose !" I said. "Flease do not intcurupt me. madame ; I have but a few moments longerto stay, and I must be to business at once. I have In my old home I prided myself upon learned that you have deposited in a trunk arren mm t3 Mi-Ma-sa lm.lnst.1871 rust PRinicm Tlonbie Elevated Oven. Wfiiiiiiiiif Closet, Hioil- iuir Door Fender C.uard Dunibinu' ft Shakins (irate. Direct Draft. FULLEU, W A it 11 EN & Co., 1:J0 Wutlor Street N. Y.. qilli; l-,enit tr!!lnsr Boolt la llie mitrket J. I The Si rujrslCJ of Petroleum V.iXasby. ihe reading the signs of the sky ; but here, goodness me, when 1 thought it would snow, it w as sure to rain, and when I could have taken a solemn oath that the cloueis were going to pour, wiiy, w-hisk they'd go, and elie sun would shine out as thoug'i it was in high glee at having fooled me. So I gave tip being a weather preiphet, and took it just as it came. That mght everything out oi uoors seem in an adioiuing cloret foity dollars and eighty cents. The foity dollars I would liku to boi row of you fm an indefinite length of time. The eighty cents I do not ca;e anything about. You can retain that, as a trilling e v ulcntc uf ;c.-j.it- i. great emergency of r.iy life." "You are a robber, a thief, then !" I said spitefully. . , . Either, at your rervice. maeiame, n:- .., ":t....i 4 . ' 1 1 JTf ' l , , i ' " ::;: :i. r. i iinv known puritier. It will ! ! .oi- and t horoiirhly destroy ail '.. i. cs ill the Blood and will el iii pie'di.spoaiiiou to biliousde- ' i fien in iiiit T.trcr ami Sjiletnt '' .ii once, the blood becomes l in i:s,i-i-retiotis, pi'o.:ui'injrs-rof-iscs. Blotches, 1 clous, Pun ! 'i in des. Arc., e. -. ..! it- St.. man. t I'll lees ditfos v ;.:.ed the system is deluiiialed Mi loree. pov erty of the Blood, li m v . t ieneral Weakness or.Its- m ' ,. '" "iu ht id v iaor to weary uullerers. I '''"''"i"Wi'f llif I nt'Ht iur t You are g 1 "T i iun::ie I liarrhiea or the dreadful a. " ,':i::':i "f li.e iloweis. : f.. ..r, ' :i. f Ihe I'trriue or X'riunru i luii.-t jiroeuie inslutit r.dief or i" sulTcrniK wmsi: ihau death. "'I, drowsy, dull, sl.ijivisii or de- liis. with iu-iid ueiie, back ache, .mi I bad tasting month ? n r.'inedv forall of t hese diseas.-s. - in.. I troubles; for cleansing and : in n iated blood and impart iinj viif- '. I.,, , , s . f,. I, unit in' up and lestor L' I'liki i,,.,! eon-lit ut ion. I SE MMMJUKUA, ' I " ii. .ii iu ed bv the leadinjr iiiedie.il : i I. on, ,,n an. I Paris "t he most pow- '"" an. I aliti .oive known In the luedi l iiir is no new and untt ied diseov--. been Ions u -.1 by the leading phy ' 1 "i Ui-r coiinli u . v iiU looa.lcliit reuie- It is Plustrnted by THOJIAS SIM, irreatest of American Artists, and contains tin introduction by Hon. Charles Sumner. Agents wanted for this and other popular books. Att drest 1. N. Itichardsou &. Co., Boston, Mass., and St. Louis, Mo. -$75 to $250 per month,uTer'sT.AcTe. Finnic to Introduce tne C. (vit VR Iv iV'V'.P PniMViiV st'VSK I AH1M EWIU MArillE. ! '1 bis Machine will stitch,.hein. fell,tuck.iuilt, i ,. ,, bind, braid and embroider in a tuoslsu- . ti - I., tl". I. 1 1 1 1 1' hffii-il penor inanner. i i n-.-oui. .-. v.- in V...,- . r.:..ited for five years. We will paj , El H.0U0 for any machine that will sew a sti on I or, more beautiful, or more chistn: sea.u l.n J. ours. ed to be i.i commotion. The loose shingles ; ing and making a bow for all the world like on the house clalteieci up aim uowu, m window s shook, the blinds rattled, and half the time it seemed to me that the bed on which I lay would be blown through the side of the house. I know I'm a feiolish eld woman, but at the thought I couldn't help setting my ruttled nightcap straight, and tm.oothiiig back my hair, because if I should go, why, there was Deacon Albee's house opposite, and but Lord bless nie, what urn 1 saying ! "Well, naturally, I was lonesome enough, without child or chick to speak to, but I tlid veiy well until somehow I got it into my head that burglars always chose just such ni-hts to elo their mischief in. After that I siiii-itd at every sound, and as there a r rencii u.incuig-ni.5tct money, if von iiletisc. lie wasn't joking now. There was a de- . termined look in his eyes and about his i mouth. ! "lie that giveth to the poor lendeth to , the Lord," he said, speaking just like a preacher. "Anel he that steals from the poor, what of him ?" "31y IJible does not dispose of his ca.se especially, madanie." "And you came here to rob me me, a poor woman ?" "I came to borrow of you, for an uncer tain length of time." T saw it was useless to waste words wi.h Is t'iieie iii yours?" i "Weil, if there w..s, gld C'.u-d.i't get I into it, I reckon. II i'.d i'.t;.l there ; y.ri'.e got the last clinker : now set me fie-e." i "Wait a minute I" i ' "But I won't wait. I swear I won't I" r 4x'a.i you help yourself?" . 5"Wellj no, not much ; but I'm smothcr i ing in here. Can't you take pity on a poor fellow ?" "sit down Hat on the floor," I said. 1 heard iiim plump el-wu as cbcebent a ; a school li. .v. "What neit?" I turned to the kitchen door to see if the lock was all light. Then I utiiiiid Ihe key wi.h a sharp click, which sounded to me Lke the report of a pistol. "ihe:t!" I cried, and sprang into the kitchen, locking the door behind me. He cauio out of his prison, swearing hke a 1 roopei. "Sharp old Satan, she's locked herself up somewhere," trying thtj kitchen door as he spoke, llood night, Madame De'il go.nl night! You've got the best of this. You have robbed mo. Oooei night get elowu ami say your prayers." A::d I did. What is more, I cried like a baby over my money, thinking what it would bring to us. I never savy the strange burglar again, anil in a few weeks Rebecca was ciuriioit aiily established at school. No one ever knew where the money came from. An tuicle died about that tin.e, anil s uae of my neighbors shrewdly suspected that he had left us something ; bull L:.d nothing . ' l J- - J - About six months after my adventure, brother Joe came to me one elay and sa.d that he had been stopped in the street by a strange man that morning, and that he had bt-o -ed him to say to Madame Quim- Now, the by that the frill of her niyhtcap irxs jt a ' little ioo wide! So saying, he passed on. "What did it mean ?" Joe asked. "Nothing, only that he was crazy," I answered quickly ; but my face was as red as a blaze. will 1-es -.-been pi". ; it i ay c.i cl'.i ray . "c! r-e Co' dg.- f lie i . c' . '.ed ... piCCUl ihe i'e ' ." i a . . I-.- t.o all v c- e, ;'.s we .i ,,.;a '.,'.. '.d octal'. e i'gllt. 1 ho l .: -t WU-. ,ii...i:. tVt'-'i t.iO . c'.l :. 1 e i to I t, cXC'..'.e . lu- iU ti c 1 1 . : e e-. 1 el" !.U j. lii.te i : ;.n o.d ..i.o won a ti ed '-'e ! -mail r: ovt b, w hit h t he x- of llv vo.i'itr m: n s.uily fails o t; a . JV I- t!o advent of the thud arty i-ii't! v.eil iii;;ii brought ruin to It is the old sio.y. A vou-g il.-on.e a: "ctiancc. we'd ve..-.d in the w .i vs of the v. oi ho;.' '". IVtUiie tht .i :C. :t l' .Cot g .l. f ..- .he !-. .c the j- W .;- . I' ll.:..? a."tl ci. i Id a t tl m ie i ly eli' void ;iciu:soi:...'u e. ei iiie lri- d Ml VV.V I It . -C ' ! J '. . I 1 eiisearded 'g'-r, and sod M'or'i tiid f.;.i n tin of -- l..i'.. .'.ti ...I h.:'.e i. --i. a t-.ait.; oui il-oi .!iing. Al'.ei a I. itf e ".?.:!' r.ti.ti -he 1 otKr.t-.ed ll..: . :: ' . a:.d in w coil, ev.u. i.:g i-:.t.'.i a c . ivinu have Le :i cr-pc. ieT'.ceu by a d c.i oi on the advent - f a wolf, ire i..-d i rtll d.iv on h-.r. e l . c, i.i..'.i-g .t m:: -c'.i f U" the 1 ui',1 . e n' o.i ' . Vi:. t" pie;. i l.e c -: nr .;t rp-.cn 1 1 e u sc ute- .u V'. .: : ry ex t v laili if no fo ei The pro"pe 1.., g ;. il. ) in iii -tl -, he t... . v..: g i .-- eo i .ii:. fc-penel h:.T! it ted no but on very gl. d i - lo.il i. n l:.! fll i - i ne r :h o d.t''. i lie jiro-pet oi i... fur a g -est rntl-.er put a uampc L.t'oilviu t'.n? ;:v.'.ia.'.iy, for he w.v id fe t ve c s lt utj vns tie ;i lighe L.ep . ceil : i t el ic to l' l:.l! ; .f ..s i:C r: weu i.. lie? iji. L i. :.'..d e "..:y up alne si wa to :". :. te i f ly ti-r-' ef ihe eci The rhji: n t ' f.; or I. ,i , e i.. b i . t t . i e - '.:, I'll .. he v.a .tic to ots ot her . v l ei liist -.' l!e:;.;ve '.:': of iiopo ' t by ti e iu '.eel pa'tent tiie memory U: tog Io.. i in t'ne nothing .io grcit L' ! t !i . ' .-.-t na it cr "..'no g v. h' li :.l oi-.t lu i.r s Lis .tu.-iiv was i.i Iteii to j ' l.e e. 'wl of egg IP pg into :dy co:: wiis le- c !! :r s -. lot'in m the closet. n..'r s-p.cii i.i evciy l'AV.roTY InrEP.TiNrNCE. Mr. Ilutler, of Iudiauti. a ceutle-ii!;iii much given to pia3'er-mcetiugs:. owns a pa. rot, a very noisy one, which in swearing we devoutly 1 believe would stand a fair chance in a com ! pe'ifion with the "Army iu J-landers." ! We don't like to say anything ugly aboct i that pariit, hut we irii;at anil behevo thr.t ! it would be a blessing to the r.el.hl.o:- ' ! io "ii..t r.v 1 1 i.. "'v. .- " I .: -"! V .. ''ii S , a iiml i;iiini the digest ive oixans -"iid iliVMi'b. 'lliey jfiv e only tcta 1 1 iiilinesiioii. lla I ulency and dys- I' li-s and kindl ed disensi, are sure ir u-c Ii!..... IMjr,. ....i ti,..,!il, laiinriHl. '- i.i. I. I.i ii. (i, is Pi,,.. St.. N. Y.. i . ..it- Auei.t lor the l'iiite.1 States. I i.iii:n' o si...... ... re; l,.. -- A il-ldAM KIT 11. 1 I. A mii.K I.-V- . . t ... . - 'lt iiuv. , '. ''', ' "-hin t.-. Pa. Office in t'... ""tl PllCtrl. Ll-2U.-tl.l ill 11 It makes the ""Elastic Look sine i. Every second stitch enn lie cut. nun .o. i" r1 cloth cannot be pulled apart wit hout ten rut tr it. We pav agents from .5 to tl.tt per inont h :Bi.d-e.vpei..ses. or a eouui.lssion r roin whn eh twice that ainouit tun be made. Address SFCOMB & CO., Tin-ton, Mur.. PUtsbunjn, l'a., Ciie.ii'i, IU., vr i.'f . Limi-s, Mo. Cheap Farms! Free Homes! ON the line of the CNION 1'ACiFIC BA L BOAI) 12,tM0.tKM acres of tho best I ariiiinjf and" .Mineral bauds in America. .,, 3.000.000 Ai res in Isebruska, In the l lane Valley, now for sale. Mild Climate. Fertile Soil forfirain jrrowirur and Stock Ita'sii. unsur passed by any in the J mte.. States. j Cukackr in i-Kier., muu .... -----trlven. and more convenient to market than i n be found eisewhere. Iree lltiinesteadM for Aelnnl Selt1eri. The best le -atioii for Colonies -Soldiers cntl . titled to a Homestead of MO Acres. sir....! f.n ii.o i ii.ci on i ve i-aiiimiK'L .i.i.iii.i.i.a in l'-tiis-lisl!. tieruian, Swe- Uish an I i'lauisU, mailed free everywhere. A.t.i,.... O. F. Da I, Land Cotn'r U. P. R. B. Co.. Omaha. Ni b. PROF. J. L. WIESENBACH-, Music Teacher, . . fjji A N 11 AfiKST FOIt KNAIiK & OO.'S (Ifllf Imntc) xiVaN7:fm AND S. 1). & II. W.'SMITH'S (Bofton) inuibria Uiiii, tliciisliiirjf, ! il. c elntlerr; on all sides, and ' him. besides, I didn't altogether like tin in every direction, it isn't to be supposed j look in his eyes. I closed my hps tign ly ha t I got much icU. together, resolving that I would not spea 1 el.iln t tiop to reason nun nie:. vcrv little in my poor little house to tempt evil" doeis. I knew I had folly dollars and eighty ecpfa laid aw ay iu my pout departed. Ju soil's old wo deu chest, and I felt that to lose that would be a terrible thing to me. The house was a cottage, with a hall nm- nii!" the length of its two rooms an '1j being built beyond. My room was at the back, opening into the hall and the front rot.ni adjoining. So my eyes went liist from one door to the other, lingering, I must say, with inure dread upon the one lcaeling into Ihe hall. "If 1 should be robbed of that forty dol lars and eighty cents " said I to myself. Just then a blind went whack, and spring ing up in bed, I began to say the prayer my mealier taught me "Now I lay me dow n to sleep," though Fin sure it looked si great deal more rs though I was sitting up to sleep than lying down. "What an old feiol you are, Folly (Jitun by !" 1 began to say, aloud, trying to get up my courage by the sound of my own voice. Vt that moment I was sure I heard a step in the little hall, and before I had time to move from my place, the door-latch lifted, the door swung back, and there he Efcjod, the very object that I had been dreading, -f- ll.ti-.rpir himself. j ' "Good evening, ma'am," he said, iu such ' "If you've no objection, ma'am, I'll look around a b.t," l.e said, tn:-h:g up the lamp as he spoke. "If I l.car any muse iroin you, my dear, or if I r-ee in a,;y way that you a. e bepcoming nervous, 1 shall be obliged to quiet you oy tne me of lie held up a small vir.l. Chlo.i.r..rm !" 1 giM.e.1. f "At your : c. v ice, madame. "It would I e the death . f me, I moaned. "I should be sorry to biing fiicli a loss to the world, but, believe me. uli that rests in your own hands. Thi door Ic;-- ds into the closet where the trunk is, I beueve, he said, making stiaight for the closet where my forty dollars were put away lor sine keeping. . I didn't say a word. io tell the tnun, the chloroform h; il seared me nca.Iy out ot mv wits, lie turn-: I il.- k--' i t!.- door (I i 'n oiu- ivi In., it l...cl:cu. ) aud tin trun.c was at t'ne further end oi i-. Let me i .l,..t this closet or tive roo'U : tltlC IH'.P. - f. r. . , the "L" part-of the house, fnlly a fo e 1 nver than mv room. Mr. burglar was n i ac quainted with this fact. Olancing town d me with his sharp eyes to see it I was quiet, lie took a step, forward and went sprawling 0.1 all fours. 1 don t know- to this day how he man...geel to save the lamp as he did, but it was not broken m the lull, aud burned as brightly as ever. My wits nil e i i i-.ull- hood if if it would In.ng itself. , an instance of its rar.e-alit : j i On the eiecard'-'.i i f one of Mr. r titter's ' I ui-weekly pts.yer meetings, a large con-j ' gi egatio.. :. euxbled, at.d tl.e ari; t was! l ictcnt. li.ii'iLT an init::u:.i!r ler.g.licmd iayer which v,.o u;'c.ed by a jur.o vld.ir.l, v.i.o tti'iatel to be ii.-ying . ' fuilorg, the ke..d of the house. Lccame 1 drowsy anel resigned himself to tJ.e rosy I god of r!.;;:.Lev. l mmeuiatciy thete pro- cfctd; dfiou; lite nr.ra! oigan snies wh.ch I were loud a .id rtry into, e.-.t ing- "x - ejlai' i rot eyed hi.n a v. hiic in Mlcaco aud ti.cii com. lacentiv tibsinv-pii : ! " ' May I be d d -fold JJ utU r a iu t axlccp! a "it: y a a formr-l;"- . asked a 11:. sweet her.. 1. covertly tr.:. . "- .l.e e-' ti e I .".-1- .. at.d as it wit; Hie I ab-i .1 a.tic.tf presm:, seteiiity stored a - siyoil as it was ent ol the way. Af.er the soiem.i i'.ivcc.Uiin -fa b'.c.ss.ug by the detc-.i ti e fv.-.. t l;egan. and i.ro- , - r . .......l.tl,..v...l...:i -...-.... :i ; t:.. :v lill . ' - - " . . o v. J . io ...'-" t". ti- eel with r-'.c ";...t t!ic bo.vl oi" fg gi-.a.d. It wa: tKi bud that il slrmltl ic r.i.tin in the 1 ..ck-room wasting itj s.veel .... i." . i- : - At "ieiig-h on. of the di'!.i,vi:.Ln .:tow ing wink. a.-d:cd tho e!:lef :f il.tue was not a r.'.vvl of colli e nta.d tl.e I ;-cl.-. ooin. He was a.iswcretl by a il.i.tc.i:..-y ar.d very cauiionaiy look, 1 .t it was too late, i t .' ,i.v,n,.n bad lua.it the question and answered. "If rJ li'-ive, btf.-g it m am pai licuk'.t ly !' -nd ofcustartl. the.e was .K. br..:. Ing nl; '':;1 so ihe c hi en roil v...:- r:.: wl-h i. :o h nil: -Iv.ngre. veil ' u paiv. livery one exj ecifd thr.t il.c (' n c. ti v.ouiel instantly lieicct what ii, wa.;, when il.cie wo. .Id be a big rumnu. aj d no misii.ke ; bt.t lie was r.i -.v cn.-;i Isi. tlcatcel than bey suspeclcd, fr l.e ln.ei :cver is-.tt-c.l eo-g-u g u-. his life. Some con: te. na tion was experienced when he. pa: . ed up a bow! for hi i'..'.ioili". '.f' i'.'g he ltiictl toaor.l: b, ct.d iu it n i eci i tl 1 .'i'gii.td be p.. ! i . i he n i slri.i. no th...., i Ley f gl e ll.'. i. aiiow.-ig i ii i.nv.'i.'h'Ai.. , t Tl-it i on-vtl li.-c!.. t ..eve r, a.-' v. I ;.ea.-; : !. r- - " ' i.-.-.uate ' her old and v.:. to ti. 1 p. iv. t, fi iculs. ,tt. -Old l..-Lt. vet vll f: t'.e'-, iiutii i.i. f .c.e' ! ".a"'"-'''; - . '"- In. el " e odt d . ,.i in ' :.'f e . f a !..vv i.r : on I'n't- o.cr ot e'-i.e to 1 cr l.iut a Lii.'ii.e city. W hen be v.-:t: and i l.e tlegree of i-t-s i f l.'r :n i . -1 :..i c ": l ' u a number of ill Vli'i'llr liou-esof .-. lr . tm ly being an eet. l.'fr.e. v he. t al.'i.i's, s eleluy ht- ha ttn.M Is ca.-c was muni ilt.l in his search by 1 wss so n funnel. Sho l ael boo. r e r : ;:a.ie:;eei:n vice t lia . site man ircitcd vv:y Utile emotion v. ben she cairo face to face . t;h her cM lover. The iihjc fellow was too ove r! o eel tohced or cat e for her p e.-ent coutll', ion, r.nd seemed to thi:.k he hael legained ail he had lor-t. The par ties were speed ;'.y leconcihnl. and tho girl was enirrclV willing to abnnd m her di-s.i-lute life for an I.oiioiable marriage. Ho was only t glad to forgive and forget. The c up!c spent a m.ppy imj n.e e. ,-ir t r l.ivria, wneie I dials weie celt -In at the for 1 Of course ..'.-. and l.t in ard oil e t.i..i- . i. it- .ii' nuptials weie cel. biat.-.i .i.'m tut v . one u .....I -.it ri.-ii'i mi nt ol one ni too most 1C- mark.il.le cases of genuine ttue love on ro ' cord, and those who preach of mvo,' (p'lit.iiii'v and devotion, will have tosoarch long lied'oie llnding an example to equal that di'jj.Iajed by the poor I'cnnsylvania 1 lover. May his future be as happy r.s h;s has been unfai t tiiiate. L'UctUind Iler- .-poof, f i. wbiie t l;rui iy be p;ci ce of the i i- .'.I Ticver el a .!, on .?'.-.' Le v H sot bo (hc ii be h: in.evilnlne d tinished l.L b -i-:. p. i sen was i 1 i It is a curious fact, that if ihe rnn.e let ters of the same sie p.eeiseiy are paliilcd on two boa ids, the oi.e v. Liiet on a Ll. cl: "round, and the oihci black on a wuil'J I, that the win-c le tiers will ap", car givunit, it 1 .' a t.tcn.d aval. e best 0". ... d be '...ill .-too oi ., .If. ii III I' ... u ... i l.e rj. d .v i by il e hot Stove, at.d : ; he had i e; u t ;di ig v.A day in the cold and w..s eli.bcd to the bone, he soon beg-.oi to ox- ei .erce li e cot.ibituu in:l ' ce f thn.v io.r .....t jki tl iK coming i 1 1 - 1 1 il wiiii a s . i-ii ( i... gc d ise ed an ucaccc-ton.eii s. u ".u.a;:.. "lb v. rtmngely I fed." he r-ald ; ""it is as tonishing what a cu.i use rect is produced bv sitting ae a h it f.re after getting eh illed tliroim-ii by lilting ail day in the cold." liu t! l-.ing' his si n nee by a very ..muttons yawn. Soon lie would hnvcfn'.len on the tl vr had n -t op.e ofth- clerks held hi a op. ar.d then wiih a Ion" pull. aMrong jytill. ami a pu'l alt'-'r.ohc. . a ...a-oessfnl ctt'oit wars made lo got 'him on a Irmge in the back-room, whore he insla'.ittv- sank into a ibiuiken :tst i ii.'.'. Pv;:d Uf.hLikf, iter Lost ITf.r Trs Ti.K. llecently a party went yachting e.u L'.iko Erie. Among theni was a beautiful young laely dierfi-eel iu the latest style". Her waist was compressed into aristocrat ically small dimensions in fact her whole attire was the p: ik of f.a -hiouable perft-c- , tlon while the luxuriant prop. .it ion of liel biiwtlc gave an ah of majesty to her luiii rn mbic whieii ii is impossible to de scribe. And, unfortunately for hoi', anel fortunately for the cow of the yacht, as it i was prove d, she was hound to return in the yacht. The mght was dark, and thinking tlu.v ,-iie.y would lot. tin eari.e., the! amaiemr seamen had forg ilten to bi-mg ; lights for thtii" yacht, ar.d when they wt-.e l.e-ar the clt.v. among tire tailing oi;..., they weie in ilanger of K ing run eiovvu I y the mail steamer, which vra Le:td'.,g f r tl.ein elire ctiy. It as n moment ed' ant- . ie'y and diiVo'tlty to those on board tl.e vaeh't. All that the parly had on Lou.d to make a light and attiaet the ai.enti-u of the b..au er's crew were a few niatel; .: which were v liess without any other c i b.tstible. The ge:tk ti.cn wore ii .n-j.lu - e.i ; but not so wi.h one of ihe ladies, wb . iu the moment of Did and dang'''' I"" u. iced a small b. uiUe of tievvso.p; r. wlu. li ... .. i . 1 1. . r ' inner wa - VMS ilglitt'tl, r.u.l soga.e io. - : l .... .-...1 o... it. J..'"' iiil; . ii, i r. . , , , .... .' - oevt'oai-.'s. I . Lilly " she so ; tcciot. Io.'-" llced he. l'i'-1'1- t ll-lllbu. ..' ia-a ramr oi tire. vou'M ,,;'.m shojo ripvonled l!.e the yacht : he Lad sac.i- .;iy i.i larger, and be lead at a g. eater ehV.auce Uiaii the Irlt.ck. This is owing lo what is called the i. . ailia't on t f 11 i ibis: That ihe the eye. by biiyht olj.es e.viends a Utile j stance 'to have their high old tiiiio lio"e" w.t.cr than the r.Ccf.ai por.icn oi tne organ Lonrts co.ite'.v. fctrucl: by ihe light, and, invading the spaca A nil so man named f'i1!. of Oaini , (flight. It tle:endj stupor. It is scare ly necessary to say thr.t impression made e..i I j,e Imvs t'.ok r.dvantngc of the ci.c'i"'" 3,'.'cli., went to Led ami d.va'eed ine tie-? was f.diing towaid b.itc. It: his fi.t. tie etl'olts ft) osoati- he iiiiiid into tb ectru' .eei by ioe uat.-cr oiijecis, niia.ta the brighter appear larger than they real ly are. Miss (.'oNSTiticrioN Whalebone 1 ailding. powder and paint. am a be mi. Idle of the ll'ior and tl'. r.e tbi.nu'li i window over two tree-tons, landing in the Ti c deacon Hdled to put in ''', ar-'en'- slU!W nine lect Irom the btoMmg nm ceiext mortiing at his f ivorhe church. tlirty f, ct f!(.ln Lis .,... 'i w.neJovy ,.,1 111 .-iee-.:it w as llUelly Sll.a. bell. L'lil lie wasu i. "'"I - all. 'ST tl"' fl- il - . , ,. , the ellects of cold cast..- . did not get through v.'tu tul ate in the af tem.H.tK He never su. ctod the cnt.se of I his long slun.U-r, but attributed it to the What roof covers the noisiest tenant? The roof e f the ni' n'h. ....! -P'" ir