.IOII.V ( OVOI)E. 1 UK KtASOS WHY HE KEVBR FOP.OAVE THE DK1KCUAHC f-auty. The follow ing. cot crin"ng the old rascal lo'ul by a Wml.ir l' H coriei-poudent, is prtt ty e od : I Oije day, early in tl.e session, Cjvode tuM j et.c ( f Jii fi inula that rht-ie was a pood i if hi.-ky ilrai k in that room, His JrkuJ j t'-iiuJ j ttf.clly iri'i.flftt iit to the informa-j lion r.ijre'y at svn-iitjg. I s'fose so." j We!'." i-ai.i C .'. "1 dnu't much ob- i i 'Ct to ll e t)' r ilnnkii g ail ti ey want. but i .".i i .'b rrt ,;!, it ;.. 1 dotl want lli.ru to wa.lv til With it in who'c-a'e. I ru Lot ambitious to keep a w 'Imlt'Vit'f estai li-lnnc-iit. A fair retail bus-in-ss is at! I csire fur. Tht-y rr.ay come hete. if th.e our friends, ard drir.k as much as they want. I ut I don't want theui to .te.il it I J n't want them to take a buttle to day, a dmi'j hu to-murro'Jr, acd a krg the ufxt Jay." Have a ntw lock put on vour wash-staDil, thon." "That's a good idea," saul Uncle John, "itV a wotuler I hadn't thought of it before." S; anew lock was put n the watdistand a largo rosewood case with doors iu the front and a maible top. This would hold a email keg of whisky, tw or three dooiij Lns, or a couple of dczen bottles. The Dew lock did not seem to woik very satisfactorily. A day or two after it was ai'j-isted, the whole store, about a d-zen stroug, was taken. A few days after the lock was changed aain; no use mote whisky gone mysteriously. Fiaally a very intricate and complicated lock was put on. Then the robbery was to st p sure. The very next night a demij .hn dis appeared. It was but nitural that by this time Uncle John became a little discouraged and unhap py. Still, he could not give up the luxury of having something nice about him all the time. It was pleasant to give a fiiend a drink once in a while, and it was sociable, aud finally ho got mad and swore he would be doggoued if he wouldn't keep a little or the stuff in his rcoai, and he would be dog goncd if he would allow anybody to steal it. So he set a trap. A new stock bad ar lived that day, and he put it in the wash ntacd, as usual. After the House adj 'timed, he concealed himself in the room, and wailed. He did not have to wait loug. He heard iwu pairs vi iced np-tocing up 10 lilt door, i He laid low. Pretty soon a key turned in j the lock, and then two men entered. Fiom ! hid hiding place Uncle John peeped tut aud j recognized t no wagis'i Democratic mem- j lr who were find of their j .ke. but still j fonder of Uncle John's whisky, Still Ui-le John laid low. but kept his eyes open. The ! two men walkid stmuht to the wash stand, 1 and deliberately lifted fJT the tnaille l-p. This was all, but it was enough for Uncle John. He kept quiet, however, until they h.d handed cut two or three bottles. Aud then he stepped out and sai 1 : ThatM do. hoys. I want the rest." There was at first cor.stert.atiou cn one side, as may be irr.agiuned. an! anger on the other. but these soon gave way 1 1 1 uighter at d laughter was succerdd by drink. It was a good j ike on both eidrs, but Uncle John Gvode. to the day of his death, never for gave the Democratic party for that trick. A riiOTOfirtApn Romance IIw a Lucky Gotham (Sirl Secured a Husband. The days of romance are not altogether passed away, says a New York letter to the lioston Times, if a story I heard yesterday was true. It was & case of love at fiit sight, or rather the love before the sight. A gentleman who has an abundance of that agreeable article known as money, which he has no iueliua-. tion to spend in a wild life, had made up his mind that he wanted to marry, lie was ac quainted with no lady to whom he wished to propose, so he waited fur the desired creature to come around, as a great many people says she is sute to do some day or other. Happening one afternoon in a photograph gallery, he saw a package cf cartes de visits lying on the counter, where Ihey had been temporarily placed, lie gaz-d intently at the uttermost picture of the package, aud concluded it was just the picture that suited him. "May I ask," he said to the attendant be hind the counter, "the name of that lady?' "It would be against our rules te give her name,' was the reply. "But even if it was not so. I could tell jou nothing more thau the name, as I know nothing about her. not even her residence. She came here last week and ordered a dozen photographs, which are promised for to-morrow." The stranger returned thanks for thet in formation and walked out. But he watched the doer of that establishment all that after noon, and every time a lady approached he eyed her to see if she was the original of the picture. lie was at his post next day, and the next, and on the third afternoon he was rewarded by seeing her. He followed her as she went away, and, after a wearisome tr imp among dry goods stores and millinery estab lishments, he traced her home. Then he went to work to ascertain who she was, and f und that her parents were entirely reputable people, iu moderate cir cumstances, and that the character of the lady herself was above the slightest reproach Then he sought the father, state 1 li s ol j ct, gave the most undoubud references, and did not call again until the old gentleman had examined them. He was introduced aud ycu can easily guess the rest. No cards. A Detroit man, who had contributed a bundle of his cast tiff clothing for the rel;cf to the victims if the Minnesota Gre receiv d frim one of the st ff -rers the fol'owing not : "The comn i ty man giv me amongst other things, what be c-lled a pare ov pants, ai d 'twood make me f ant sum to ware 'em. I found your name an' where you live on oca ov the pokits. My wife la fifed so whD 1 bhode 'em to her that I thot she would hve a conipsliun fit. She warn to no if there lives and brethes a man wbe has legs r o bir. ger than that. She sed if tl ere was he orttr to be taken up fur having no visible mean pv support. I couldent get 'em on my oldest boy, se I used 'em fur gun rates. If you hav another pare my wife wood like to pel 'em to hang up by the side ov the fire plaso to keep the tongs in." Misplaced Coxfidenck. At one of our churches on Sunday, says an exchange, while the deep toned organ was playing vo ciferously, a good lady whispering to her neighbor in the pew had to raise her voice quite high in order to be heard. Suddenly the organ changed from loud to soft, when the ladj, not takiDg note of the organ, was heard to say to her friend, "We fry ours in butter." Terhaps the congregation didn't Euicker. There Is a deed cn record in the town of Scitico. O)0B., bearing dateof 1826. con veying from certain parties to the "Society of Shaking Quakers," a gin distillery "for the express uses and purpose! of support and help of said community, and for the support of the Gospel and the relief of the poor. the widow and the fatherless of this world, as the Gospel may ire." A hks's fgg with a brass button inside puzzles th Illinois philosophers. Uu gVdrrrtiitfmfnfjS. 3 Q U IS EiMSATiOiX! OF NEW YORK. .4 WORK DESCRIPTIVE f the CITY OF YORK in all it VARIOUS I'll ASKS. It. ppU-ndorsand wretchedness; its high and low lire; its marble palaces and dark dons; its at-trut-tionsAnd dangers; its ltiitcand Krntnl: its leailinir men and txiliticiana : its nilvcn- turers; its charities; its mysteries and crimes. IMustrated with Nearly 25t Fine Engravings. AtiKNTS WAXTED.-Send for cir.-ulars and see our terms and a full description of the work. Address Xatiuiuil ltil,lixliiiij Co., I'hilad'u, Pa. HISTORY OF The Great Fires In CHIOAOOn n d the WEST by Rev. E.J. Goon spee,D.I., of Chicago. Only com Ipete history. 700 Svo. pajfos; 00 ensrra villus. 70,000 nlready sold. Price -J0. SiHKI iijrents made in Si) duvs. FiotitSROtosnlterers. A'-EM S WAN Iij)-II- S. GOODSi'EED & CO-.37 l'ai k liow. X. York. CELTIC WEEKLY. The greatest illustrated Orijrinal Story Paper In America. i:iflt Xew Original Storie In first number. No literary treat equal to it. A (rents and Canvas?erswanted in every townand city of the ITnion. C n week easily realized by the sale i r this extraordinary Irish and Americ'n Journal. Speeimeu copies free. For sale bv all newsdealers. Price, W.fiO per vear. AddVess 1.J.OLeaky& Co., P.O. Box 0,074, New York. WHAT TO READ AND HOW TO READ! IJeinif classified lists of Choice Rondinjr, with appropriate Hints and Kemarks, adapted tothe (ieneral Header, to subscribers, and to persons intending to form collections of Hooks. 1 vol. lino. V'i i)a(fes. Price, "0 cents. Sent free tiv mail on receipt of the price. IX APPLETON & CO., Publishers, New York. EXTRAORDINARY IMPROVEMENTS IN CABINET ORGANS! The Mason & Hamlin Organ Co. respectfully announce the introduction of improvementsof much more than ordinary interest. These ure HEED AND PIPE CABINET ORGANS, beinir the only successful combination of HEAL PifLS with reeds ever made; DAY S TRANSPOSING KEY-HOARD, which can be instantly moved to the rilit or left, chanirinir the pitch, or t ran-po-mjf the key. r or aiaunnj ana arxcriiiuriiit, u-t cirruur. SI W AM El-FOANT STVLKS Of DOUHI.E HEED CAUI.NKT tHUANS, at tHO. Iianml lli"eneh. fouxitlrriny t "itpi-ff. t.ifgnticr, nttit l iiitfiitih f.lnfitnce iitthmnn ihifi. thrxr. art chrnin r tlmn iw iMtfitrr nffrml. 'Alie M tsuN ll amli.v iriruim nre Heknowl edved ll t.s f. hihI from ri t raor.iiniirr faeilit le for manufacture this Company can afford, and uuu hu'Ii i1iKt to sell Ht prieesw hieh render them T N y I EST I O X A 1 1 L Y C II E A P EST. Fmn rw-r avf. ono an a f .r0-ach; rivv. (ictiveoh iANSii,(ltulid upwards. With thrt-r ,t ttrti HVIari.l upwards. t'1 u rt il. ut to ll-Vm rttrh. NKW ll.l.rSTHATKK ( ATAlJK.l K. 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A KMSTKOXO, M. D., Healing Institute. Berrien Springs, Mich. EXt lRSIOJi TICKET! S 1 oa m CO DO O I s I e 9 e o o m 9 R H i e ae 5 3 S t3 5ZJ t3 O 5 3 3 ft o n i i ca W i i f ta o Z. c a. w a. S -r, 3D O cn o o 3 ? - ix:ih.vx (coish.i.x: TBS o z cn H O 525 Hi CO TJ -3 AUCTION! AUCTION! HAVIXO been commissioned bv Gover nor Geary to act as A UCTloS'KKIt in and for the Horough of Ebensburg, I am now prepared to receive and sell at Public auction all kinds of Goods, Wares. Mer chandise, &c., and also attend to theduties of Auctioneer at ull sales of Lojnds, Tene ments, Live Stock, Household Furniture, Ac., Sec, within the limitsof said lldrough. JermamtMlcrate. Inquire at No. 100 High Lbensburg, prll lS71.-tf. IrUMC! MUSIC!! The "Sisters op t. Joseph" will bo prepared to give lessons on the PIANO MKLODRON or CABI NET ORGAN at mv time after Easter. tTor terms apply to 1 he Sll rMi-i(trMia Mia- ter M. IIortknsk, or to Kev. R. C. Chkistt. Charges moderate. Ebensburg, April 1, 1871. tf. T LOYD & CO., Hankers, eo EBKySBURQ, PA. IItOoIJ, Silver. Government Loans, and other Securities, bought and sold. Interest al lowed on Time Deposits, Collections made at all accessible points in the United States, aud a general Banking business transacted. WM- M LLOYD & CO , BANK EHS, ALTOONA, PA. Drafts on the principal cities and Silver and Gold for sale. Collections made. Monies re ceived on deposit, payable on demand without interest or upon time with interest at fair rates. TOTW. J A 3r ISONM. D. , I.ret to, Cumbria Co., Tenders his professional services to all citizens of the above place and vicinity who may at any time need Medical aid. aprl.-tf. TJ J. LLOYD, successor to It. S. " BDNN. Denier tn nrntra MIMnu r fumeries. Cigars. Tobacco, Notions. Paints, ie. Store on Main street House, Ebensburs, Pa. opposite the "Mansion LApril 17, im. 5 Sewing Machine Agents TO SELL THK "DOMESTIC" mm ,J.1.."H'CT The Do mfl if is not a new ma chine, but has been sold, in a small way, for some six yrs., during1 which time the most skilled inv entors have labored to simplifyand iooi in p r o v e. until to-day it Is so far ahead of all others as to defy com petition. It has but sixlyV't'C-os. counting every part of Machine and stand, while the Howe Machine contains 244. This will frK'C! an idea of its sim plicity. It will do work, fine and coarse, that no other machine will attempt, from the finest jrossamer to fifty thicknesses of dressed mus lin; it will sew without cbanjreof needle, thread or tension. All movable parts are made of hardened steel and nurnitdied bearings. IT MAKES XO XOISE W II ATKVER, and the proprietors hereby offer A Rctranl of One lliinilrril Hollar for nny ollirr lock St licit Jlnolilue thai will run nst !((;'( The shuttle is a cylinder, without arlvet or spring; can be rilled by a blind person, and holds one hundred yards of cotton : We claim it. aud can show, a list of fiftypoints of superiority over any machine in the market. To experienced agents the most liberal in ducements will be offered. Machines consigned ami commissions paid In full, in cash, at the end of each iiinnth. A handsome wajron. worth SiKI.OO. furbished without charge, and sufficient time pi veil to purchasers to enable the He-eot to compete with any Company in the State. R. W. STE ADM AN &L CO., St. 20 Sixth Ntreet, IMTTSIllUGII, PA. with mc NiEW DRAW FEED, Has Jut tM'en rec-eived. nnd Is now the BrjT 1'iMiLY .Machine in the market. It makes the I.oeU Stltrh. f hlniple. Nolele, llnnily Operated, nhd verv i fTective. We want GOOD SEWING MACHINE AGENTS in all unoccupied territo ry, to wt.otn we ill give the most I ibkiial TKHM4. The KI.lAVTir Is the EASIEST MA tlll.NETO SELL in the market. HOWARD EATON & CO. (ieneral Aycnt, 17 FIFTH AVEXl'E, Feb. 24, 1872-3m. I'HTSDURGII Agents Wanted FOH THE Sewing Macliinc. Wherever the FLORENCE Machine has been introduced, it has met with the vrcatest sre cess. It is the only machine making-four dif ferent stitches and having the Reversible Feed. The machinery is perfect, and the motions pos itive. It runs liht, and verv fast, and sews coarse or tine fabrics. The Hemmcr will turn wide or narrow hems, ami fells beautifully. All attachments (ro with the machine. For information apply to or address HECKERT & McKAIN, No. 8 Sixth Street, PITTSBURGH. March 2, lS72.-sm. NOW IS THE! TltVlElT G!o ol P.ellallo Agents, TO SELL THB NEW XJ2VrEIT FT2T:i XC HJLd gzsi CUD ZTOJ" SEWING MACHINE! in THIS COUNTY. Best Machine in the World. Best Selling Machine in Market. Price, com plete, flo.oo. Written warrantee for Ave years. Apply immediately to SMITH & FORRESTER, T-2.-3m. 14 Mix I h St., PUtsbnrgli, Pa tiic nicitroRD FAMILY KNITTING MACHINE The Xcatest. the Beet, and the Cheapest. NEVER GETS OUT OF ORDER. linltM Everything. Irlce 23 Dollars. Persons desirous of purchasing: Machines can get circulars and information, and have their .Macnines sent tree ot charge on receipt of price, by applying- to JAM Ed McBUIDE, Ag'tfor Western Penn'a. No. 1 Sixth St., Pittsburgh, Pa. Enterprising Agents wanted in every County, to whom liberal terms will be given. 3-l-lm. AGEXTS WASTKD. Wanted Immediately, four active, energetic men, to act as Agents lor tne "NEW" meeler & Wilson Sewing Machine in this rorNTT. Only such men as can givo good reference as to character and ability, and furnish a Iloxu, need apply. We will pay guar anteed sai.akies. or liberal commissions, to Piioi'KU men. Only such men as reallu ilrrirf to enter the business need apply. WM. SUMNER 6C AO. 140 WOOD ST., PITTSBURGH, PA. F. P. TIEUNEY JAMES F. NULL. 1 AW and COLLECTION. OFFICE 1 A - TIERNEY &. NULL., 'oIonale Row, Ebentbnrr, Pa. Special attention paid to collections in all parts of the United States. 2-18-'71.-tf.l GEO. W. OATMAX J. GALLITZIN LAKK. O ATM AN & LAKE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, EBENSBURG, PA. t??Prompt attention given to claims of all kind in Cambria county, and throughout the United States and Canadas. LFb. 10.-ly.l - WM. H. SECRLER. Ebensburg. T. R. 6CANLAN, Carrolltown. SECIILEK & SCANLAN, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Ebensburg, Pa. rierAdvlce given In English and German. CW. EASLY, Attornet at Law, Office, No. 103 Franklin street. Johns town, r , two doors North of Frazer's Drug Store. Will attend promptly to all manner of legal business that may be entrusted to him. GEO. M. HEADE, AtlorneyatLaw, Ebensburg, Pa. Office in new building recently erected on Centre street, two doors from High street. 15 ?n T)ANIEL MCLAUGHLIN, Attorney. at-Lav, Johnstown, Pa. Office in the old exchange building, (up-stairs.) corner of Clin ton and Locust streets. Will attend to all bus iness connected with bis profession. F. A. SHOEMAKER, GEO. A. BERRY. SHOEMAKER & BEKKY. ATTOItNEY8.AT.LAW, March 11. 1871. EBEKSBURQ, PA. JOHN T. LINTON, Attorney Law, Johnstown, Pa. Office in building south west corner of Main and Franklin streeta,ao end story. Entrance on Krauk4in sApeet. rY W. DICK, Attorney-at Law, Eb- -- ensburg. Pa. Office in Colonade Row. All manner of legal business attended to satis factorily and collections a specialty. CW-Hut.J CURIOUS MATTERS, A Singular, Tree. Among the plants of Guiuea, ouo of the most curious is the can non ball tree. It grows to the height cf sixty feet, and its flowers are remarkable for beau ty and fragrance, and contradictory qualities. Its blossoms are of a delicious crimson, ap pearing in large bunches, and exhaling a rich perfume. The fruit resembles enormous can n m balls, hence the name. From the shell domestic utensils are made, and the eocteuts C blain several kinds of acids, besides sugar and gum, and make an excellent. drink iu sickness. Death Among Crows. A gentleman who has been riding through the country, below Buchanan, says the Fincrjutle, Va., Herald, informs us that he witnessed a most singular phenomenon a few days ago. A large num ber of crows were congregated in that sec tion, and were dying by hundreds. Their dead carcasses were lying in fence corners, under trees, etc., and those that were alive could be approached and killed with sticks. They appeared to be blind and iiying from some unknown cause. The matter excites considerable comtneut in the neighborhood. The Hawk and the Weasel. Asa Mr Compten, of SouthfielJ, near Lea, Wilts, was walking through a field in the parish, with his gun, his attention was engaged by a hawk hovering over what he imagined to be a moue. After due deliberation, he sud den'y mane a dirt at his intended victim, and which proved to be a weasel. The old a!age, "catch a weasel asleep." held good in this instance ; the weasel saw his danger and iustautly seized the hawk by the head. A severe struggle here ensued, but at last the hawk succeeded in disengaging himself, and got away. Nothing daunted, however, he returned to the conflict as game as at first. The struggle then recommenced, and very soon after the weasel was seen draggiag the defcd bawk towards the hedge, when Mr. C. shot the weasel, and found the hawk, as be fore described, quite dtaJ. and his bead bit ten entirely through in several places. An Affectionate Tigeok A man set to wa ch a field of peas which bad been much preyed upon by pigeons, shot an old cock pigeon, that bad long been an inhabit ant of the farm. Ilia mate, around whom he had for many years cooed, and nourished from his own crop, and assisted in rearing umercu-i young ones, immediately settled on the ground by his side, and showed her grief in the most expressive manner. Tfae laborer took up the dead bird and tied it to a short stake, thiuking it would frighten awij the other depredators. In this situa tion, however, his partner did not forsake him, but continued, day after day. walking liwly around the slick. The kind-hearted wife of the bailiff of the farm at last beard of the circumstance, and immediately went to afford what relief she could to the poor bird. On arriving at the spot she found the hen bird much exhausted, and that she had made a circular beaten track round the dead pigeon, making now and then a little spring towards him. On the removal of the dead bird the hen returned to the dove-cote. A HiVER in thk Ocean. There is a river in tb. ocoan. In the severest droughts it never fails, and in the mightiost floods it never ovei flows. Its banks and its bottom are of cold water, while its current is warm. The Gulf of Mexico is its fountain, and its mouth is the Arctic Seas. It is the Gulf Stream. There is in the world no other so majestic a flow cf water. Its current is more rapid than the Mississippi or the Amazon, and its volume more than a thousand times greater. Its waters, as far as the Carolina coasts, are of an indigo blue. They are so distinctly marked that the line of junction with tl..- common sea-water may be traced by the eye. Ulten one half of the vesse may be perceived floating in the Gulf Stream water, while the other half is in the common water of the sea, so sharp is the line and and the want of afhnity between these wa ters ; and such, to, the reluctance, so to speak, on the part of those of the Gulf Stream to mingle with the waters of the sea. In addition to this there is another peculiar fact The G l.ermen on the coast of Norway are supp'icd witn wood Irora the tropics by thi Gulf Stream. Think of the Arctic fisher men burning upon their hearths the palms of Hayti, the mahogany of Honduras, and the precious woods ot the Amazon and Ori noco. A Man with a IIairv Tongce. A re porter of the Cincinnati Enquirer has dis covered a uegro with a hirsute tengue, at Covington, whom he thus describes : Go opening his mouth be protruded a long tongne, on which natrover half an men long was growing thickly, 'ihe color was sandy rtd, and, as the hair sleped. backward, it gave him pain while speaking. At the root of each hair the flesh was blue. lie has no hair on his face, though he says he is fu!Iv forty years old. His wool is like that ef any other darkey black and kinky. He is per- r IT t r - - tect in every iimo ana leature, except bia tongue j and what Is also remarkable, he has gray eyes. On questioning him he gave the fol'owing facts: He was born in Xenia, O., of a white woman, his father being black. On (ho breaking out of the war he entered a culored regiment as corporal. Ue was wound ed at Petersburg and at the end of the war returned to Ohio, from whence he came to Covington about a year ago. He has none of the idioms of the negro, and except a thickness of speech. ctued by the growth of ha;r on his tongue, his pronunciation is per fect. He is employed by Blick & Phillips as a coal heaver, and any one wishing to do so can see him and bis tongne. He has no hesitation in making faces for those who call on him. Very few rersons in the city of Cevington know ol this Tree show. The Laughing Plant. In Palgrave's "Eastern and Central Arabia," we are told some interesting facts concerning this singu lar plant. The active principle appeurs to reside principally in its seeds. These seeds, when powdered and administered in full ju dicious quantities, produce effects similar to those produced by the celebrated langhing gas of Sir Humphrey Davy. The person to whom the drug is administered, laughs, sings, dances, and conducts himself in the most extravagant and ludicrous style. After an hoar of this intense excitement, he falls asleep, and, upon awakening, is totally un conscious of anything that he said or did while under the influence of the drug. It is a common joke to put a email quantity into the coffee of some unsuspecting individual, in order to enjoy a laugh at his antics ; and it is said that, when judiciously given, it has never produced any evil effects. The plants which bear these berries grow only in Ara bia. In Kaseem it hardly attains the height of six inches above the ground, while in Gman it has reached the height of three or four feet, with widetspreadiog limbs. The stems are woody, and when stripped of the bark have a yellowish tinge ; the leaf is of a dark green color, acd pinnated, with abont twenty leaflets on either side ; the stalks are smooth and shiniog ; the flowers are yellow, and grow in tufts, and anthers numerous.- The fruit is a capsule, stuffed with greenish padding, in which lie imbedded two or three black seeds, in size and shape much like French beans. Their taste is sweetish, but with a peculiar opiate flavor. The Etuell is orerpeweriDg and almost sickly. NATURE'S HAIR RB8T0RATIV Contains no LAC SULPHUR-No SU GAR of lead-No litharge No NITRATE OF SILVER, and is entirely free from the Poisonous and Health-destroying Drugs used in other Hair Preparations. Transparent and clear as crs-ptal, it will not soil the finect fabric, erfeetly SAFE, CLEAN and EFFICIENT, desideratuins LONG SOCGHT for and found at last ! It restores and prevents the ITair from be coming Gray, imparts a sof t, glossy appearance, removes Dandruff, Is cool and refreshing to the head, checks the Hair from falling off, and re stores it to a great extent when prematurely lost, prevents Headache, cures all humors, cu taneous eruptions, and unnatural heat. AS A DKESSING FOR THE HAIR IT IS THE BEST ARTICLE IN THE MARKET. Dr. G. SMITH. Patentee. Aver, Mass. Pre pared only by PUOCTOR BROTHERS. Glou cester, Mass. The genuine is put up in a panel bottle, made expressly for it, with the name of the article blown in the glass. Ask your Drug gist for XATUHK'S IIA1H RESTORATIVE, undtake no other. tV Send two three cent stamps to Prchter Bboth ers for "Treatise on the Human II air." The information it contains is worth ivm to any person. J-eFor sale by LEMMON & MURRAY, Drug gists, &c Ebensburg. Pa. lJunea, "Il.-ly.J yOOD, MORRELL & CO., WASHINGTON STREET, Near Pa. R. R. Depot, Johnstown, Pa., Wholesale and Retail Dealer t in FOREIGN M DOMESTIC MY GOODS. MILLIXCRY GOODS, HARDWARE, QUEENS WARE. BCOTS AND SHOES, HATS AND CAPS, IRON AND NAILS CARpETS AND OIL CLOTHS. READY-MADE CLOTHING, GLASS WARE. YELLOW WARE. WOODEN AND WILLOW WARE, PROVISIONS and FEED, ALL KINDS, Together with all manner of Western Prnrine such as FLOUR. BACON, FISH, SALT) UAKuua uil, Ac., &e. tW Wholesale and retail orders solicited ana promptly nnea on tne shortest notice and most reasonable terms. WOOD. MORRELL L CO. "REMOVAL and ENLARGEMENT. COOKING STOVES, HEATING STOVES. Til COPPER & SHEET-IRDN WARE. Having recentl V taken nrtsoesairtn rvf thn n. ly fitted up and commodious building on High oiit-ei. i uMrs east, or tne uanK and nearly opposite the Mountain Ifmise. the ciiinu-riiu.. better prepared than ever to manufacture nil artielcsin the TIN. COPPER and SHFPT.iwnv WARE line, all of which will be furnished to oil? era m me very lowest living prices. The subscriber also proposes to keep a full and varied assortment of Cooking, Parlor and;Heating Stoves of the most approved designs. rST-SPOUTIXG and ROOFING made to order nnu -warranter! perfect in manufacture and ma terial. REPAIRING nromttflv attended tr. All work done by me will be done right and on fair terms, and all STOVES and WARE sold by me can be depended unnn as to nuulitv and cannot be undersold in price. A continuance ana increase or patronage is respectfully solici ted, and no effort will be wanting to render en in Baiibiaiiiuu io an. VALLIE LUTRINGER, Ebensburg, Oct. 13, 1870.-tf. OOK WELL TO YOUR UA'DERSTAiDLGS ! BOOTS AND SHOES For Men's and Beys' Wear. The undersigned respectfully informs his no mcrous customers and the public generally that he is prepared to manufacture BOOTS and SHOES of any desired size of Quality, from the finest French calfskin boots to the coarsest brogan. in the vzav best manner, on the short est notice, and at as modeiate prices as like work can be obtained anywhere. Those who hv worn Boots and Shoes made at my establishment need no assurance as to the superior quality of my work. Others can easily be convinced of the fact if the? will only : . ? , rr i i give me a trial. i ry anu oe convinced. ORer airing of Boots and Shoes attended to promptly and in a workmanlike manner. 1 hank ful for past favors I feel confident that my work and prices will commend me to a con tinuance and increase of the same. JOHN D. THOMAS. Ebensburg, April 28, 1869. TEN TISTHY. The undersigned, crauuaie of the Balti more College of Dental Sur gery, respect fully offers his PROFESSIONAL services to the citizens of Eh- eosburg and vicinity, which place he will visit ,i i r , . . on me fourth juohsit oi eacn montn, to re mam one week. Aug.13. SAM'L BELFORD. D. D. S. DR. H.B.MILLER, Altoona. Pa.. Operative -and Mechanical DENTIST Office removed to "Virginia street, opposite " - " vftiuuun countv or elsewhere wn.i pat .n.v tn v me liUiucrin cuurcfl. reruin, fmm f1- . to the amount of Ten Dollars and upwards, will nave tne rauroaa rare Deducted from their bills all wobi wAaANTKi. Jan. 21. 1869.-tf. LORETTO MARBLE WORKS, PRICES REDUCED! Ami Worlt Warranted! MONUMENTS. Tomb Stones, Bxt !j 1 Ac and Tabu: Tops, made of the finest Italian Marble and in style or workmanship not surpassed bv nnv mamifi.iawk.. ni :. - j ...... x . v . uivc lilo a call ii i before deciding upon purchasing or ordering Work Mww)ira ii-Vy ... ..... ' . " i-oretto, April 22, 18Tl.-tf. : . y. W.-UtlUO T AJJV1IJS IN. LOGAN'S MARBLE WORKS! 1J1 rranklia Street. Johnfitawa. JOHIf w: LOG4N, - Proprietor. TP! 1 ...... . V . 0 1 OUAIK, MAN- l Ki. &c., manufactured of the very beet. Ital- ly executed. Johnstowo. Nov. it. i .tr i .... fte FTAK77S VEGETABLE SICILIAN HAIR RENEWER Every year increases the popularity of this valuable Hair Preparation; which is due to merit alone. We can assure our old patrons that it is kept fully up to its high standard; and it is the only reliable and perfected prep aration for restoring Ueay oe Jb aied IIaib to its youthful color, making it soft, lustrous, and silken. The scalp, by its use, becomes white and clean. it removes all eruptions anu uaiiui uu, and, by its tonic properties, prevents the hair from falling out, as it stimu lates and nourishes the hair-glands. By its use, the hair grows thicker and stronger. In baldness, it restores the capillary glands to their normal vigor, and will create a new growth, except in extreme old age. It is the most economical Hair Dressing ever used, as it requires fewer applications, and gives the hair a splendid, glossy ap pearance. A. A. Hayes, M.D State Assayer of Massachusetts, says, "The constituents are pure, and carefully selected for excellent quality; and I consider it the Best Preparation for its intended purposes." Sold by all Drugrfitts, ami Dealer in Medicine. Price One Dollar. Buckingham's Dye FOR THE "WTTISKERS. - As our Renewer in many cases re quires too long a time, and too much care, to restore gray or faded Whisk ers, we have prepared this dve, in ons 2rt'paration which will quickly and effectually accomplish this result. It is easily applied, and produces a color which will neither rub nor wash off. Sold by all Druggists. Price. Fifty Cents. Manufactured by R. P. HALL & CO., NASHUA, N.H. Ayer's Sarsaparilla Is widelj known as one of the most effectual remedies ever discovered for cleansing the sys tem and purifying the blood. It has stood the test of years, with a con stantly growing rep utation, based nn its intrinsic "virtues, and sustained by its re markable cures. So mild as to be safe and beneficial to children, and yet so searching as to effectually purge out the great eo ruptions of the blood,"such as the scrofulous and syphilitic contamination. Impurities, or diseases that have lurked in the system for years, soon yield to this powerful anti dote, and disappear. Hence its wonderful cures, many of which are publicly known, of Scrofula, and all scrofulous diseases, Ulcers, Eruptions, and eruptive dis orders of the skin, Tumors, Blotches Boils, Pimples, Pustules, Sores, St. Anthony's Fire, Kose or Erysipe las, Tetter, Salt ltlieum, Scald Head, Binjrworm, and internal Ul cerations of the Uterus, Stomach, and JLiver. It also cures other com plaints, to which it would not seem especi ally adapted, such as Dropsy, Dyspep sia, Fits, Neuralgia, Heart Disease, Female Weakness, Debility, and Lieucorrhoea, when they are manifesta tions of the scrofulous poisons. It is an excellent restorer of health and strength in the Spring. By renewing the appetite and vigor of the digestive organs, it dissipates the depression and listlesf lan guor ofthe season. Even where no disorder appears, people feel better, and live longer, for cleansing the blood. The system moves on with renewed vigor and a new lease of life. PRMPAJtED M r Dr. J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass., Practical and Analytical ChemUf. . BOLD BY ALL, DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. Dr. Crock's WIXTE' or 1 W512. A remedy which hi- beci tented onus ot csues, capable of curing ll Tissue! ef th Tirsit ai Latji; per " '"'"s mmiy remnrKROie cures merits a tiinl from all who are Buf fering from similar attritions ana vainly seeking relief. WiXl vol 1 prsjodle prevent yen frsa fceis2 cui ilsoi Ceneia Ml Cells. The Druggists say it cures them all AsthiEa. The relief and cure- of it are marrr'oua. Bronchitis. Every sufferer will find relief and cure Throat Ailments require only a tew doses. ila"' cured cases pronounced incurabl Debility. It renovates and invigorates the svstcm. S,Ut-rM.!1 effec,ive regulator ol this organ ByejUA. lis heahhv action on the stomach cures it. Appe-uer. It is health-giving and appetite restoring Crn7 Orn.--AoMon on them is marked and prompt CaOCM TOSS Cr TAB is rich in the medicmal ienta of undoubted value, which make it un?ur but Tt rVrti. 5!' enumerated i i wuum ravEgu, cleanses th stomach relaxes the L.Ter and pmsthem to work ", Z . V IHI maaes pure blood !,Elbeeta r,Tac,ty appreciated by botfi sound ?d sick. If vou re afflicted in any war. we know if , try the life-giving teals propertieor & . cVook1. vfi ol Tar. you wTfl mid your testimony to ft. great nAJl, P"red u'y b' 61X713 1X2:1 W. SOW J Uruginsta everrwhere. tistltt ef the tyu. or Scrofula in any form , Shwaitim, Ziseuts ef the LItw. Ki utt ef the Son, Zmptisnt, Pimples. Boil. Tik tar, EcAll Eul, ncA, Atd eliPfiSt7o7 i disease depending on a depra,ed con. dition of the blood, take Cr. Crxi'l fca penad Byrtp ef Psk. iecX. It i8 combined with the best tonic preparations of iroa TrvoneBottie. ' fclJS" (j Prepared only by ' "K'w. CMYacEjcztca.rtjtaa, a m i v.i mm m TIAVING recently enlarged onr ntcV - -- i i cn t great reduction from former prices. Oar stock con- statu n f Tb h If . J- we are now nrpmrori ..n . . . . " "ruK. meaicmes, rerlumery. Fancy Soans. Leon's. HaM'a nA Alton', it... r esT;.,n8' 2,ntments' Posters, Liniments. I ain Killers. CitrntA Xf.rm-o;- t?.. t - Ginger, Pure Tlavonng Extracts, Essences. "X , r lu,nK aJrup, spiced Svrup, Rhubarb, Pure Spices, &c. ; CIGARS Arn TYinjnrnc' - . w -a- A Blank Books, Deeds, Notes and Bonds; Can rost, Commercial and all kinds of Note Paper; Fluid. Black and TtI Tv ri.-. "s n ' -,- 7 ----.-., auu i ass a., gaines, newspapers. Novels, His tories. Bibles. Religious.Prayer and Toy Booka, 1 enknives. Pinpn. kn J ' the attention of the Ladies PHOTOOR ArH ALBUMS at lower prices than ever offered in this place. . . Paper and Cigars sold either wholesale or re tail. T.KMMnv t iiitud i v July 30, 1663. ilaiu Street. Ebensburg. . w E 111 MM A Life Insurance Roman ce. Iuater f century aS MU Euaic, ' Wbitbeck. Luzerne county. Pa., was a uv r iDg young tbiDg of some seventy FumrkerT with a fair prospect of living to becJffie . woman of mature years. But Mr. Abraa Oakley was self qonfi. Ien ti ally of the oijiui,3a that she couldn't possibly live always. -tj I so. when he,' at the remote period rjamt(j ? above, went to the ageuccf a Connecticut insurance company and proposed to uM : her sweet young life insured, for his ' benefit, in the sum of $1,300, the cotnpatj I accepted the proposition with an em ti!Ja j ; prophetic joy and ground ont the policy 0. the spot. Mr. Oakley made the aunn.il pa. ments of the premium promptly for s ,rr, f years, constantly hoping that a venerable female funeral would speedily lift bim inU the possession of the thirteen buodred rfollara But, as Miss Eunice perfectly lived on.is spite of his tearful supplications to the go U that they would love hr sufficiently to enable her to die young, or as young as tr. peculiar nature of the cist would permit, :- as she seemed to be. in fact, ne of the few confounded thing That were not born to die, he became discouraged after a wLi!e, i; dispose! of the policy to the first nxn .( could find willing to take the risk fT 1 j bands. That mau was Peter Cmk r,, possibly a distant relative of II co if t; : ilk. For sevan long years the several h ! ers of the policy all would seem to have Lai lor.g 'estrs Peter came around punrtn t'j with the required annual payment ; 1 ;itt fit dicg at the expiration of that pri( i t:.: the fair brow cf the gentle aJ uever -U mai'leu was still. Tanned by the wing-of life's Let nnel - L:-h, he, tio. became diacourageJ at t!ie Cl. tr.eriau hue tf the prot ect ahead, atij out to an ther of the Conklings, who invited to quench his tuirst in iLe g?:,; flowing bawl, auswered to the bapt --cl; nana 1 1 James. And Jamea, with a ttr, untamed eye, taxe, immevablr own tre thirteen hundred dollars, which h.vl : elnded the grasp of Lis predecessors, c o- tinned to pay the premium every year, til one day he quietly took the thre-!j-train for the othir shore. leaving the i versa but lovely Euuice atill bloouiog. . tha serene age of ninety, in seemingly in mortal youth and un lying frehnvSA of s .ml. And then his executors took up the pay ments where he had rft off, an.l kept the n up, until cne fine day nt lung ago, wl;?a the intalligence came that, in the family of that female ' Imp of the Ptrveise," tl;- was an immejiated dman l for "a dir'a for her doubly dead, in that she d el to young" that the venerable insure!. ia abort, had at last gone hence, at the ae of ninety-three. Wherenpon, the irjursrK- company cheerfully handed over to Mr. Conkling's rxrrntors the lor.g sought thir teao hundred dollars, having receive!, from first to last, alxut twenty six huixlrr.i i.i premiums on that one policy aloiie. And now. hereafter the Oakleys and (ViokWrip will leave thr lives of veBrrab'e fwma'e t the rUk of their owners, and will yieul I) semel-ody el.-e the pious dti'y of rearing a mocnmental st.na commem irative of thi rare and radiant virtues of the loved in! lost Eun'c, who. fur them, lived not wis1! but too lung Isouisville Courier Journal. A Continent Cveb:d with Icf. Pi..,f. Agaiz cotnei to the cucloion that !i,3 cotit'nent of N.irth America was ince coh ere 1 with ice a mile in thickness, thereb: agreiii g with I'rif. Hickock and uther ea inent geological writers concerning the gla cial peril d. In proof of this conclusion, hi says tl at the slopes of the Allegheny rsnj) of mountains are glacier worn tt the very lop, except a few points which were abm the level of the ice mass. Munt Washing ton, for instance, is ever sis tboU3an 1 feet high, and the rough, unpolished surface of its summit, covered with loose franiPiit, just below the level of which glacier marks tome to an end, tells that it lifted its heal alone above the desolate waste of ice aoi snow. I a this region, then, the thickness of the ice cannot have been much less than six thousand feet, and this, is in keeping with the same kind of evidence in other parts of the country : for when the mouotaics are much below six thousand feet, the ice emJ to have passed directly over them, while the few peaks rising to that height are left un touched. The glacier, he argues, was G 1 ' great plough, and when the ice Tjnishel from the face of the land, it left it prepared for the hand of the husbandman. The Lard suiface of the rocks wertroual to powder, the elements f the soil vtr mingled in fair proportion, gran'te carried into lime regions, lima wee fl with the more arileDt and unproductive granite districts and a soil was prepare. tit fo the agricultural u: es of.man. There are evidences all over the polar regions to sho that as one period the heat cf the trop;cs extended all over the g'ole The ice penxl is stipprsed to be long subsequent to tb s, a: d next to the lust before the advent of nun. A -witness of a recent shooting affray ia Memphis, Tenn.. utterly refused to testify ia the case, and was committed to jail for con tempt of court. A reporter of the Avalan he isited him there, and to him the witDes. whose name is Peikius. told the followin; story accounting for his eccentric conduct: When he was about 18 "years old, and at college, his chum shot another student while in a fit of aoger. and be (Perkins) was com pelled to testify in tha case, which resulted In a verdict of wilful murder, and hisyooog friend was hanged. While kneeling beside the dishonored corpse of his room-mate bo "took a solemn oath never again ta testify in any case where his testimony inizht pos sibly cause the extreme penalty of the la to be inn cted upon any person." lie baa kept th:8 eath re ligionsly, and new ay tha.t rather than break it, he will remain in jiil for life. The f sh that swallowed Jonah, or m?lt have performed that remarkable feat, ba been discovered off the coast nf Rrail IU dees not carry about with hiaa any date or Lueuiorauuum autoenticaiing bis claim to t the original prophet awallower, but be is th only monster of wbich any account has bcea given which could so have taken in the re bellious preacher to the Xlnevites. IBs hx! is over fifty feet long and sereu feet in diaw eter, while the mouth, the most essential f' ofthe creature, will admit a person standirg between the jaws, or sitting comfortably ia the cavity wten they are closed, lie is taul to be neither shark nor whale. A Spill or Vaccisate. The Baltimore Bulletin says : In Yiew of the 6care can.-ei by the small-pox many parents have beau writing on the subject of vaccination to the school teachers at the different schools. Their varied style of spelling the word "vaccinate" is interesting to note : Vacenate, vaxioate, vaxenated, vaxnate, waxnaded. vaccenate, waxnated, waxnite, rassenate, vaxnate, af inated, faxenated. vaxenated, vaxena-led. axnaden. waxenaded. Tacineateing, ACl' nesting, waxnated, waxineinghen. waxeca ted. wasciDnatewaacinatia.Texanated, w" donated, waxenated, ruclnated, waxae:"1 en. That will do.