jy z ii a i: Air urox hie wateks. AN INCIDENT OF CAliFOKMA UIE. la the summer of 1S50, while on a prospecting tour in the mining regions of California, I met with the following little incident, which may be worth relating, and which, at least has the merit of be ing true in every particular. The country in those days were very thinly populated, and the miners principally lived in tents, lumber being exceedingly scarce and very high in price. While I was passing a lonely part of the country I saw a leiu in the distance, and wishing to obtain some information in regard to the diggings in that locality, I approached it. The own er was engaged in sweeping out the inte rior with a rude brocm, made of twigs, and did not notice me until I was within a few feet of him. Everything was scrupulously clean, and in marked con trast wish the appearance of miners' hab itations generally. I shall never forget the pitiful appearance the man presented. A9 near s I could judge he was about six feet four or rive inches in height, but a perfect living skeleton. I reiu.trUed : '.VIy friend, you appear to be very pick ; too sick to be engaged in such un imporlaul business as sweeping." lie re plied that he only had a few da3's more to live, and that he liked to sec things look neat during that time. I inquired his ailment, and he told me that he had the chronic diarrhect, and as yet had found nothing to afFLrd hiui any relief. I recommended a preparation that I had long known to be very efficacious in disorders of thut nature ; but he was out of money, and said that ho was too weak to get the ingredients, even if ha had the means, as the nearest camp of importance, was six miles distant. I told him that he should not suffer as long as it was in my power to assist him ; that 1 still had about two ounces of dust left, and that 1 would place it at his service if necessary. I easily procured all the in gredients but one, and that was the white of eggs, which for a long time I found im possible to obtain. Finally I learned that there was an old worn m, a native of California, wiio lived five miles away in n contrary direction from where 1 obtain ed the other articles, and that the hud but one hen. I called upon her, and hav ing some little knowledge of Spanish, I prevailed upon her to sell me two e;:gs, which she did very reluctantly, charging me five dollars for them. It mast be re membered that in those days flour, sugar, and many other article, brought from seventy-rive cents to one dollar per pound, while egg, as an article of diet, were en tirely out of the question. Upon my return, I gave my patient his medicine, and having chopped him a con siderable supply of wood, and baked him enough bread to last him a couple of weeks, I remained for several days, until I found that his condition had begun to improve, when I left him, receiving many warm expressions of gratitudo on my de parture. About eighteen months afterward, hav ing had bad luck in rnininix, I went to Knight's Ferry, and having had some lit tle experience Li pounding iron, I opened a small blacksmith shop, and commenced sharpening picks for a living. One day while at work at the anvil, a man of gi gantic stature passed the door, and as he did so our eyes met. He retraced his steps and eulcred the shop, and inquiied if I would sharpen a pick. I replied in the atlimiative, but notice,! that it was in very good order, and needed but very lit tle improvement. After the job was completed, he ir.qjired my charge. I told him seventy-live eeuts per point, or a dollar and litly cents for the two. Draw ing forth a large buckskin puise, he hand ed me a number of coarse pieces of gold thirty in all the smallest of which would amount to many limes the price of the work. I asked him what Le meant. lie replied, I want you to put it in your pocket " I was uuch surprised, and began to think my customer was insane. I tol.l him I was only entitled to one dollar and a half. I was about to object ag:iin, when ho said "Why, don't you remember me?" I told him no ; that to my knowledge I never saw him before. i4Vhy," said he, "don't you remem ber curing a man of the ui hi hcea, near Yorktown, abjut eighteen months ago?" I said "that 1 could not say I had cured any one; but that I had presciibed for a man so ttll.cted ; but you are not the in dividual f" "Yes, I am," he replied, "and had it not been for you, I would now be in my grave." I was unable to recognize my former patient in the mm bcloie me a perfect Hercules as it set rued and told him if such was the case, that I cjuid not think nf accepting such a liberal reward, as may entire outlay nt the li-ie was only about eighteen dollar, and that my lime I could not coint ; for thut I was abundantly compensated in aiding his recovery, and that 1 would only accept an ounce in pay ment fwr hciual expent.es incurred. He replied "Look here, my friend, I don't want to be too severe with you, but if you don't pocket thut dust, you and ine will have a tight." Upon which I surveyed Lion from head to foot, as if I were calculating the chan ces, and told him thut I would rather pocket the dust than to fight him any day. after which he gathered op his raining im plements, and, bidding ine good bye, left tor parts unknown. 1 tlen weighed the gold, and found there were thirty fix ounces, which at seventeen dollars per ocBre, amounted to six hundred and twelve dollars. A Fti'iK was pulled cut of a Jji Crose man's breast, two inches from his heart It was expected that a further teurcli would disclose a Mwinp machine, bet as lbs surgeon didn't find one, the fellow 13 sti'pected of having Ikhmi in close quarter with a pre-Uy dies maker. - Stioi i.D r.uld acquaint o&ce La forj Net if ihty are rich. THE WONDF.rtFtTI, REMEDY FOR CAXCKK. SYPHILIS, SCHOFI'L'A, TLCFRS, SALT KHP.rM and ALL OTIIEU CIIUOMC BLOOD DISEASES. THi. P. T. KEKXE havlnjr just returned from Ecuador and liroinrht with a quantity of the emmic CiiiMluraiiKO HarK. secured through the oflichil recommendation and assistance of His Excellenov the President of Ecuador, and the Government of that Kcpublic, we are pre pared to till orders for it to a limited extent, and at a price one-qnnrter of thnt which the cost of the lirst very small supply compelled us to charge. A iuiriots article is now adver tised mid fM.ld as t'undurarifro. 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TIERNKT JAMES NUL1, JAW and COLLKCTION OFFICE TIERNEY cSc NULL, C olonade IIo , Ebrnvbnrg, Pa. VW Special attention paid to collections in alt parts of the l nited States. l-'-lS-Tl.-tf. GEO. M. IJKADE, Attnneijat-rMwt Ebrnsf.nrsr, Pa. Office in new buildin" recently erected oa Cei.tre street, two doois from High street. (ao"27. TM. II SF.CIILER. Attoknft-.a. Latt, Ebensbur?. Pa. OITice in Tl.a Uoytl's new building, one door north of Colo nde lion, Centre sneet. F. A. PROKMAKEtt, fJEO. A. BERItT. CnOEMAKKU & 11EKRY. ATTORSEYS.1T.HW, . March II, 1:371. XHEJfSIlVliO, rA. QEO. W. OA'rMAN ec CO., Arn.i7. evs-at-Law, Klierisburpr. Cambria Co l a. Tae collection of notes and'tiills, whethct ilus or v due, will receive prompt ttuliuu. EBENSBURG FOUNDRY ! J. A. SHOEMAKER, Kucftctcre?, sal TTt5le:al8 azi Seidl leiler ia THRESHING MACHINES. HORSE TOWERS, WIND MILLS: TLOWS and PLOW rOlNTS. SHOVEL PLOWS. CULTIVATORS; HEATING I COOKINS STOVES OF EVEUV DESIGN AND PRICE; Church, School and Dinner BELLS; CAST IRO.Y FEXCISC, KETTLES. AID CIST MM WARE of every description, Ac, dc. ALL WOPtK WARRANTED!! r?Special attention paid to the repairing of nil kinds of Stoves, rnrminjr Utensils, ire. All orders promptly attended to. (Udoetal, g-niin, etc.. taken in exchange for work. Ebensbnrjr, July 1, 1871. Jm. REMOVAL and EN LA IiGEMENT, COOKING STOVES, HEATING STOVES. Til, COPPER & pf-ISI Ml Having recently taken possession of the new ly lilted up and commodious building- on itifrh street, two doors east ef the l!anl and nearly opposite the Mountain House, the subscriber is better prepared than ever to iiianiiiaeiiire jut articles in the Tl.VCori'EK nnd MtKi:T-l U(). WAK1-: line, all of which will be furnished to buyers at the very lowest living prices. The subscriber also proposes to keep a full nnd varied assortment of Cooking-, Parlor and Heating Stoves of the most approved Ucsig-tis. ;'?TSrOrTIXC1 svnaUOOFIXC; made to order and warranted perfect in manufacture and ma terial. ItKl'AIKlMi promptly attended to. All work done bv me will be done ri-rhf and on fair terms, and all STOVES and WAKE sold by me can be depended upon as to quality and cannot be undersold in price. A continuance and increase of patronage is respectfully solici ted, and no effort will be wanting to render en tire satisfaction to all. VALLIE LUTKINGEU. Ebensburg-, Oct. 13, l70.-tf. WM. P. PATTOW, Mamiliicturer and1 TJcaler In a ix ki:.ts or CABINET FURNITURE .c. ISO nI I.VJ liuio-t Slrcet, JOUXSTOr.'X, I'A. nureaus, 1 teds teat is, Vashstands, SidL-boan'.s. Chamber 5-cts, I'arlor Sets, Ward robes. Hook Cases, Cane Chairs. Wood Se;il 'l.a:rs. 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T. Way & Hro.. M. Gormlev, Ks;., II. II. Swoojie, Esij., l'ittsbnrp; lion. Jolin Scott, Huntingdon ; Hon. S. IS. Hhiir, Ilolli. lavs burp: Hon. 1J. V. Kose, Aitoona; 1). W. Woods, Es!.. LewNtowu: Cyrus i-".lil!r, Esq., Johnstown; Win. 1'. Wilson. Esq., JJellcfoutc. ll-lJ.-ly.J E A L E 5? T A T E A Ci E N C Y -- OF 'r GEO. W. OATMAN Si CO. OIice in t'olonailc lloiv. Several parties wish to secure Houses in Eb ensluirp at fair rent. Houses and Lots are for vent on fair terms." - Give us a description and price of what you have for rent. Let us know what kind of a House or House and Lot you wish to secure as a tenant. Have you fl F, 1 1, or PEIlStJXA V I'JifiPKIi TY you wish to sell, or do you wish to buy ? CO.IBK ASD SEE US AT OSCE! tf!Oiir terms ore reasonable for all services relative to above matters. See "Ieal Estate Gazette." G L . W. OATMAN & CO. Ebensburp, Ecb. 4. IbTL-tf. j AUCTION! AUCTION!; HAVING been commissioned bv Gover- : nor Geary to act as A I'V'J fOS'LHH in : : and for the Eorouph of Ebensburp, I am : now prepared to receive and sell at l'ublic " ; uction nil kinds of Goods, Wares,. Mer- " ehandise, &c, and a!sonttent to theduties : j of uctiouccr at all sales of Iinds, Tene- : : ments, Live Stock, Household Furniture, : &-:., &c, within the liiuitsof said Itorouph. ' Terms mntleratc. Inquire at No. IK) Hipli ' Street. ?.f. ,. OATMAN, ' : Ebensburp, pril 22, lbTl.-tf. : LORETTO MARBLE WORKS. PRICES REDUCED! And Work Warranted! jf$ H MONUMENTS, Tomb Stoxes. nr-'fryr ' itr.AU and Tahi.eToi-s. mado ofViR. the finest Italian Marble and in stvle lk-s2 any manufacturer. Give me a call before decidinp upon purchasinp or ordering worit cisewnere. jAMliS ll.li.tJNtSO-x. Loretto, April 22, ISTl.-tf. IXrilSIC! MUSIC!! The "Listers Jcsiiis n t tie 11 AX w. jg-j" Ml'lnril'ilM nr. A 11 1 - F -4--''"Jiilri. rviir OKtiAN .nt any time after Easter. tf"l'r terms appty to the Superioress, Sis ter M. Hoktensk, or to ltev. R. C. Ciikistt, Lhnrpes moderate. Ebensburp, April 1, 18V1. tf. TTIUST N VriONAL SADDLE AND . 1'ARXKSSSHOPOFCAMHI'IA COT'VTV IV I f 'oito Union School House,) est ar.l, lXonl,uw, I'a. M. M. O'NEILL, rroprietor. s.,,iU-9 and 7rrrri inado and i jairei! and all other work in my line executed In the best oinner on the shortest notice, and Ut most reaaonablo rates. Ll-tJ.-tf .4 frwwggft "I t hi v; t. - WAS IT X.OVE OK OSIOSST Her frunt name was Maria the reft of lier appellation is uniraportaiit. I i loved to call her Maria and bho loved to j call me Geogie. Take the three graces, nine muse, Vic. Woodhull and halt' a dozm Venuses de Medici, and sling 'cm all into a con glomerate heap, and you have the perfect imaga of ray charmer. 15eautifu.ll Oh, my! As I picture her in vay mind's eye I am thrown into the most violent ecstatic jimjams, and I am compelled to take several refresh ments to keep down my transports. Her cyes, ear?, nose, chin and watch chain were incomparable, and she tripped over the pavements, in her No. 2 gaiter?, with the grace of an imported English pparrow. 1 would have done anything for that damsel short of dying for her. I couldn't do that ; my friends esteemed my life too precion?. I lavished fractional currency upon her at all hours of the day and nijrht. Ice cream venders and five cent soda water merchants knew me as familarly as I do my own washerwoman, and their money tills fairly groaned with the evidence of my prodigality. P.ut tho fair one that I thus nourished under my waistcoat tamed to be a boa constrictor of extraordinary dimensions, and stun" mc. Ois, how deeply ! I feel it away down ia my boots. I called on her ona S.vbbath mornin? as usual, to tako her to church. Siie received me affectionately, 1 may say gushingly, but excused herself on account of a depressing headache. l'oor littlo thing! My heart must have bled about a copful at her anguish, and I couldn't refrain from giving her a cent's worth of peppermint drops on the spot, to comfort her in her siflllction. ihe fell upon my diamond cluster and wept, whilst my side whiskers .piivered with agony. 1 imprinted a boiling' kis upon her plaster-pat ia brow, and then tore "myself away from her entwining arms I proceeded to church alone, took a free seat, and was soon intensely wrapt in tny devotions. I hadn't been there long before 1 hap pened to turn my eyes around, when, O, shades of Susan 1J. An thony ! what a heart-lacerating, boiler busting, cholera mot bus sight burst upon mc in till its hidoousuc.-ss. M.tria, my Miri silting aLf.g with another fellow, clnnving cream drops and pnzing r.duiii ingly u; on his lacquered mustache. 1 kne.v him, Hora tio, a deMroyer of rank cigarn and a noto rious gormandizer of f:ee lunehe.v I tried to become interested in the ser mon after that, but I couldn't do it, and in my rage I'm afraid I placed a ten cent stamp, of a dubious nature, on the collec tion plate. I staggered home and didn't do anything else all that aftern on but lie in bed, dunking bottled I iger and fighting nvsquitoes, niy spirits v.erFo much depressed. 1 determined to call upon the perfidious Maria that evening and renounce her in a No. 1 style. The imntle of night was gradually be ing sopped ever the tenestnd sphere, I when I minhl have been Been iv-r!.'irfr m v i r ... ... ' way upon my stern mission ct duty, my raven locks gently fl iatin in the evening breeze and ray tiht boot.s ocuasiontilly extracting a sigh cf distress, bat on, on, I pursued my course until I arrived a the domicile of ber who was once the idol of my affections. I found her in the garden all nlone, at least'that was the flattering unction that I laid unto my unsuspecting poul. . m ,i . . 31ana, says L in a sort of a weep.ng wuiow voice, ".Maria ! tias it come to lliia? After all the stamps I've Iavithed upon you, not to mention the iqjeczin9 and hugings which I have performed free of charge, tube thus piven what ia vul garly termed 'the dirty shake!' O, ingratitude! Thou gog'e eyed monster how sharper than a bed bug's toe nails it is to be treated in 8iich a manner! ' Georgie, Georgie !" she exclaimed, bursting into a handful of tears, ' It's all a mistake, I assure you, it's all a mistake." 4I should think it waa a mistake," I replied, my necktie heaving wiih emotion, "a mighty big mistake to prefer that Ions legged snoozer to t'ae first-clasa individual who now addresses you. Let ma but ence get a crack at his lemon, and I'll " I didn't have time to fimgh the threat on account of my coat collar being grasped from behind by some body's claws, and in a moment after, a most furious and uncomfortable bombardment was instituted against my coat tails by somebody's patent leathers, followed by an ungentlemaidy blow upon my steak "pul verizers and winding up by slinging me over the garden wall, with no more re gard for my feelings than if I yvas a de funct feline. I haven't felt the slightest desire since then to go near that place to find out who that was that violated the sanctity of rav person upon that occasion. I have my suspicions though. I learned that Maria married that free luncher a week after wards. I am somewhat inclined to think now that the tears she was in (Le habit of soaking my shirt front with, were more the ciFects of onions than of her tender cmo tiuns. At any rate I have concluded to wash my hands of tho sex. having gained nothiug by my dealings with them, to far, but a set of false teeth and a patent truss. I bear no particular enmity towards that free luncher, but if his wife should maks it necessary for him to put his caput in a sling some line morning, he needn't come to me for sympathy or brown paper and vinegar, that's all. Waits O'Clock. . One for the Old Ldy. An old lady recently was brought as a witness before a bench of magistrates, and when asked to take off her bonnet obstinately refused to do so, saying: ''There's no law com pelling a woman to take off her bonnet.'' Oh," imprudsntly replied one of the magistrates, "you know the law, do you? Perhaps you would like to ; come up . and sit here and teach us V "So, I thank you, sir," said the woman, tartly ; "there are old wootcu enough there pow," Ayer's air Vigor, H For restoring to Gray Kair its natural Vitality and Uoior. A dressing which is at j once agreeable, ! healthj, a n d j effectual for , preserving the hair. It soon restores fatted ', or gray hair to its original j color, with the gloss and freshness of youth. Thin hair is thickened, falling hair checked, and baldness often, though not always, cured by its use. Nothing can restore the hair where the follicles are de etroyed, or the glands atrophied aud decayed; but such as remain can b saved, by this application, and stimu lated into activity, so that a nerr growth of hair is produced. Instead of fouling tho hair with a pasty sedi ment, it will keep it clean and vigorous. Its occasional use will prevent the hair i from turnintr Cray or fallinc: off, and J consequently prevent baldness. The restoration of vitality it gives to the ! scalp arrests and prevents the forms- tion of dandruff, which is often so un cleanly and offensive. Free from those deleterious substances which make some preparations dangerous and inju rious to tho hair, the Vigor can only benefit but not harm it. If wanted merely for a HAIR . DUESSLNG, nothing else can be found so desirable. Containing neither oil nor dye, it does not soil white cambric, and yet lasts long on the hair, giving it a rich, glossy lustre, and a grateful perfume. Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co.J Practical and Analytical Clieaildtd, LOWELL, 3IAS3. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, For Diseases of the Throat and Lungs, such aa Coughs, Colds, Whooping Cough, Bronchitis, Asthma, and Consumption. Amonc the frreat discoveries of modern ir--.?. ? science, few are of more real value to mankind than this cf- . fectual remedy for all diseases of the Throat and Lu!!". A va.it trial of its virtues ; throughout thia and other countries", has : shown that it does ', surelv and efTectuullv , control them. The testimony of our best citi- ! zens, of all classes, establishes the fact, that j Cherry I'f.ctoral will and does relieve and cure the aillicting disorders of tho Throat and t Lungs beyond any other medicine. The most ' dangerous atlections of the Pulmonary Organs yield to its power; and cases of Coiisump- ! tion, cured by this preparation, are public- ' ly known, so remarkable as hardly to Le be- j lieved, were they not proven beyond dispute. 1 As a remedy it is adequate, on which the public ! may rely for full protection. By curing Coughs, j the forerunners of more serious disease, it paves I i .... 1 ... - . 1 t . c .1 - - not to be comnuteJ. It challenges trial, and con- vinces tho most sceptical. Even-familv should i .cep it on u.'tnu as a proiecuon against ine euriy and unperceived attack of Pulmonary Affections, which "re easily met nt hrst, but which become incurable, and too often fatal, if neglected. Ten der lungs need this defence; and it is unwise to be without it. As a safeguard to children, amid the distressing diseases which beset the Throat and Chest of childhooJ, Chehky Pectoral is invaluable: for, bv its time!v use. multi tudes are rescued from premature graves, aud ! saved to the love and affection centred on them. It r.j .ni..IM. .. - A .... , : 1 1 ..IJ. i l pjjti:u.i mi..! siuciv cij;uiiisi oruiiKii v cuius, ; ; ?ccaring sound and health-restoring sleep. So i one will sutler troublesome Influenza aud pain- j ful Uroncliitis, when they know how easily j thev can be cured. j Originally the product of long, laborious, and i successful chemical investigation, r.o cost or toil I is spared in making every bottle in the utmost fiossible perfection. It may be confidently re- : ied upon as possessing all the virtues it has" ever exhibited, and capable of producing cares memorable as the greatest it has ever effected. POEPAUrD BY Dr. J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass., Practical and Analytical Chemists. BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. Er. Creel's WINS Erty.i5l!2l A ri'iiiftly whu-ii l,. ,. .,i fstec I for Hi yr.-.r-, an I pr r;.,) in llu.us i mids ol c;i"Os, r:ip.-4l! of ourin" il 1 Zirsues cf tio Tc.-cii &1 tit -5; 7r I :orm ng mnnv rem:rk:Me cures ' merits a iiinl from all wbo are suf- t A-rmir from Him l.ir nil .-r inns ana I VRinlv jaekin r-lirf. Till r-i Igi 1 prs;aa:ce jrcvat jzi his. Miss "-Ki ilsol C:bs-j as. tdis. T!ie rrnc2'ts sry it cures them nil r" v"."- rul""' B"'1 ''lire- of it nre marve'ous. i;5;t:;I':l'"y uti"-r;r yi find rVUe aud cure ir.rsa..cr..a rcjutre onlv a few doses. rrA-J'i353--lla '''ire.lcases pronounced inenmble T , u uve rpf;'";lor ot this organ Lj..:,. jts healthy action on th inmhni,..':. C-fco:" if in "P';V,n8 n-n'J "I'l-' rf-storiR. z7C-K'-l-slr' r-?'Jreir,-a ls.':"-kodand prompt nu itiVlT "of Cr,Ti!:J,s ri,-hin ,he rnedicnal PHfe;l. not only f.,V e XKTutraS t.ut it rapidly rc.;r; citscited str:a2ti. e "a"sc3 th, einM 'fit'T L',Cr HD,'1 1''"'- them "ownrk causes 1. ? food to digest, an-i mnkes pure Lloo.l "" ii ou nr alllictej in nnvnav uoL-nntir. to." I-repnred onlby tLTVES CSCCS CO sSu bl Druggists everywhere: " boId b Z-cisc- Cf tho rre- or .CS. ""rlt? Try one Iiou.-f&'Z Prepared ontv hr '"fcfaii. CCC3 S CO.. Birtm. fl jILLIONS ' 0 1 "J JiEAU TESTIMONY TO THEIR WONDERFUL CURATIVE EFFECTS. CJLjFOuMA HERB BITTERS : ,J " Jinierum, ami India all possessm- womlertul well-known el nitive p.owors, and are otlorod to all peoi.le of wiV,. ever kintdiu. land, nation, n!,!. oV color for thSVuro of ,UU ever discove red DYSPEPSIA,' Loss of Appotito, Indijrostion, Liver Comprint J.eneral 1 eh.hty, T),arrl,.a, IlvseTitery.' l'lnx f rainp. It. lousiioss. Headache, OholeraVl hoierl Hort.us Chills, tWer and Aruo, and for the re l f and curHof Atleelionsof the HUdder VT? Klilnoys, Pains in t ie Pack n.i rVi. J Frnptive Iiseasc:s; fcucli as Scrotlila Toniol-s IS.0' aiiS:il-' -5 impurity of the (For8aIe.brallirurarista. - trj:IO.-ly.l wtt-1--? ifum v-.-v m A V.-.-it.b. ''S use dereiidiiiir o h.,.V j ' j ??J3 'iiionr.f the l loo,l. tnke t" C-Kif C- ATl! U'e t'fSt IOI11C MPDnrnf.-rtr. i W -A true medicine, mannfnctnrod from piire juices or vital principles of Herbs, Koots, ItirK 1 lowers. &;.. embracing twentv-one specie fou nd'srrow n iron the rr,,i.'..r, ' -..f ,V' v" A MEDICAL B2SC0VEBY Dr. "WAITER'S CJLIJPOIiIA VINEGAR BITTERS j Hundreds of Thousands la Ecar trutimony to tritr Wonicr- E. ST -s Z, p c 2 ti . ' m a B 2 c C S o 1UJ tumuve r-uttio. WHAT ARE THEY? c S 5 h a i - "5 S " a " - s. Its- ' : g f, 'Eg4 XI. j -r 5 ?,2 H - a C 1 lit. X Jll,x. ' r ; -. l TT V-rT A TTT V JSimm til V J-' ) & 1 '' 1 ' l'M-J O 5i !" 44 s I FANCY DRINK.rfir! Made of Poor Knin, Wbltker, Trof Spirits j end IlcfuB Liquors doctored, talced andnwcct- ; encd to plcasotUe txstc, called " Tonics,"" Appetiz- ' ere," " Kcstorcrs," c, tUat lead tte tippler on to dru'nkeunif 3 and rulu, bet arc a true Medicine, mado from the Katlve Eoota icd Herbs cf California, Irco from nil Alcoholic Kliiuulciits. They tie tli . CHEAT DLOHI) l'UKll'lEIl A LIFE GIVIXti rUINC'IPLEaicr:cct IU; ovatcr aiid Invlgorator of tUe StUn:, carrying off tlJ poiixinoLa matter and reetorimj the Llood to a healthy condition. Ko person can take these Enters accordi-a io Circe- ; tion ar.d rciuaSn lor. nnwell. SlOO v-!tc given for aa tefnralls cafe, prevlficd the boiV8 arc tct dectroyed ty mineral pciicn or other incaiiE, OLd th3 vilal c-rfcai-S &slcd IctuliICo ; poir.t of repair. ! For Iuflnmnmlory r.nd C'LronIc Khcurin tia fvud (iuut, I)yficssia, r Iu!icetlou, j IJiiicti-, Ki-ii:i!W ut natl lutrrmittcct Fevers UlM-RKCsuf lluillood, l.ivcr, Kidntjf, aud . lllad!cr. thete Hitters Lave been ir-ott eucccsc fal. hucli Uiseaac are caurcd ty Vllintrd Blood. v. h!cht;vc-ral!y produced by dcrai.ili:cLt i ef the I)Isrrf.livc Orifaus. DYSl'EPSIA Oit lNDIGETrOX, Heed ache, l'aiu in tho Shoulders, Counts, Tijf?iti-cr. or tLa Chett, Dizzincsc, Eour Ernctttions of the Etemach, Ead taatc in tho Mouth, Bilious Attacks, rlpitaUcn , cf tho Ucart, Inflammation of the Langs, Taiu in tho : regions of tho Kidneys, and a hundred other jaiiJul ' eyrapioms.are ine oi!i"prinBci iyjfcptpbia. i.i..t ' . . i." . v. .... i .-1 ...... .v.. P -.iil liver nnd tioTrrlfi-irhleh render theci of nncanallrd ! asseitl'tl ; l-llt it ; efflcacy in. cleansing the blood cf all Unpuritica, and j er of them vtr iitil ( imparting new life and vigor to the whole system. I Dillon C tlhl rt-i(-at i' lilt BlVl.i i;i3.SBL?i uu;uuia, . IJieuin, Blotches, Spots, Fluiples. I uttules.Eoile, Ctx- ! hcncler., Ilicg-'U'orEiB, Ecald-IIcad, Eore Eyes, Eryslp ; clas. Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, Iluuuors ' aud Diseases cf the hliin, of whatever liiuie or caturo, are literally uujj up and carried out of tho system Jn a Short time by the ee of these Pitters. One bot'le la I e uch cases will convince the most icrcdulaus of their I curative effect. j Cleanse tho Vitiated Blood whenever you find itj j laipuritic3 bursting through the ekia la rirnpies, Ernp- tions or Sores ; cleanse it when you find it obstructed ' and '.uggih in the veins ; cleanse it when it is f ju!, and your fcelinps will tell you when. Keep the blyod pure and the hralth of the tystcm will follow. P1X, TAl'Eand other YVOIi3l, lurking in tho tystcm cf so many thoufands, ere cUcctualiy ilctroy "d and removed. Tor full directions, rctul carefullj hc circular arcund each bottle, prLit.d lu Our lan guages Englisli, German, French and Spanish. ; J. 'WALKER, Proprietor. K. 11. McDOX ALD & CO., prugjista ar.d Gen. .Agents, San Francisco, Ctl and S3 and S4 Commerce Street , Sew Vert. r ZQ1.D EV A1.L DRUGGISTS ASD DEALS13. NATURE'S RESTORATIVE ! Contains T.O LAC SULPHUR No SU GAR of lead-No litharge- No NITRATE OF SILVER, and is HAIR 1 1 n & V U F-l entirely free frcm the Poisonous ' adde-'r,:iil:ati"n, ;irjr. ? . .i and Health-destroying Drugs used j uvaTor'Vomv'r -ii ii! . n . . - in other Hair Preparations. Trnnsparent nnd clear nsciVFtal, it will soil tho tm'-t fabric i-rfe t ly ,AIT, CLEAN nnu i.i- r it ii.: 1 , Mosnlcrattmis i.o.vg softiiiT ; FOR AND 1'IU'MI AT LAST ! i It restores and prevents tho Hair from bo- i com in jr ti my, iiu parts a soft, jrlossy 2ipe:u aiu-e, , rMndi i- I in Tflti 1 :r tu iuu.i un.i a-..r..... 1. t bead, elieeks the Hair frotn falling- otr, and re- f d to him, he COu!J I. s-toies it to a jrreat extent lion prematurely ' verse: or if tho I. lost, prevents i ljala he. cures all b.uuiors. en"- , , tanenus oruti. in, and nnnatnral heat AS , w f re named, Le C'U 1! Vii7si;, J"l Tlu: "AH: IT 16 THE UIT . A oentleman, to '.e?t h:n. r; ; AHTK'LE IX THE MAKKET. 1 i- 1)K. ii. MI11I. l'at. nt.e. Avor. Mn. TV- Pl,rI'0-J mak'.rg o. e vet l A pared only by I'KoCTtWt I!f:)T!M.'lS, til. mi- Ahck hesitated, named 1 ho eot r, Ma. Thojronnino is pur up in a panel 1 passage is to be f und ! ut tiottle. made cxm-ess v f.r:t witl ih.,..,.. : ln lu "-c i-i-"". tho urtiele bhiu'ii in t be yl:i4. A k our 1 mti"-- ' pointed out the veii.il pist for A-li r.-f. S JiAUt IiKSTuiiA I I I L, ' gentleman fi.vked l;;m to r and tal:p no other. , , , , Sen.! two three cent st.nnrs to Pmnr,, ! vtrs9 ,f the trCVO: th in: ItmiTHKhp fora "Treatise on the Ilmuan Hair." Tho information it contains is worth iO'At to auy J ?n-or sale by Ll'.MMOX & Mt'IIliAV. Dniff trists. A:u Ebeiibuiy. I'a. 1.1 u tic 3, 'Tl.-ly.j mm ism;, i u-CwU aLA,U iJwL GixLiTi!: i 7TTT A ' ! !t 'X j Jt--t- V ING icccntly cnlarped our stock e nre now prepared to sell at a rreat on from former prtes. Our stock con- s sts ot Drugs, Mcdicir.es, Tci fiiricrv, Fancr Soaps, Leon's. llnir3 aud Aliens lLur Restor ntives. I'ills, Ointments, Thisters. Liniments, 1 ;nn jvniers, 1 urate inciiesia. Ksg Jamaica Cincer, Pure Flnrorinjr Extracts, lser.ces, iadulger.c?. which drains awy : '-v -T ,' Lemon Syrnp, Sootbinp: Svrup, Spiced Svrup, income. The water runs ir.to ac tuer c Rhubarb I'ure Spices. &c."; " j nel. He has luiilt a f-'iir . t--iT ' ' TZ '. "V, VlUAIiS AND 1VBACCOS. 'eliir I'crknirep, I'ipes, jkc. ZfT o hnye added to our stock a lot of FINE JEWELRY, to which we would invite the attention of the Lndie. PUOTOISRAPII ALBUMS at lower pricca than everoiTered in (his place. Paper aud Cirs sold either wholesale or re tail LE.MMON & MURRAY, July 0, ISCi?. Mniu Street, Ebeusburg. 1EN Ll.STHr.nie undersigned, -M-Jr graduate ot the Balii more Coi'ego of Dental Sur pery, respect fully on'era bi- pnorF.siojAi. serrlees to the citizens of Lb- eusourg ana Ticinity, which place he will visit on the fourth Monday of each month, to re main one week. jAs IX SAM'L BELFORD. D. D. S. ... - DR. H. B. MILLER, aiioo29;i, .Pa., i,iariKiooRs, l'ceds Isotesand flonds; Cap.! full blooded bays in the IVfc. U ';i Iost Commercial and all kind? of Note Paper; j lv "rand entertainmei ts. n.l th?: e Lnvelopes, Tens, IVr.cils, ArnnM's Writinc T 1 i -iT . . i, , v 1 the rS Fluid, Black and Rod Ink,. Pocket aud Pass f,b,,,s,at ''T ar.i Books MoPa2ies, Xewspapers. Novels, Il,3 fec.1 onefr rhe ';Ilist.f .! tl tones. Bibles. Kelieious.rraverand Tor ltnnt- Pru5e of liff" are JrawtriXiff ..r Operative and Mechanical DENTIST ! sjr" uri hcr e -fat and Ofhca removed 1 iro-;,;,, t the Lutheran church. Persona from Cambria ! A Warsaw reporter ssiv a war county or ehewhere wh.i get work done bv rue ! w'Tes d widows t-f Warsaw, an I 1 ' r )uive All wore warantki ",c"'"u liireuwue'.eu irom their bills. saw a war Ii!te t!;e war we s.t '" i s: ats or Memf.ry is nearly"-- 'v: '-fa,,', - l'"--y,';. . Wl,.. ; . r, ain in r, ry hln uli e fim, .J" i-.'t.-: oilier ; why tl Fr?r - frono nienirr f r f . n"; uur i')T ri lifts ; wj.y i 'i some ..-.... aie prcl.lcrrs sti:5 u....'. . '. :.' ,a !: i; tent've hcriitr.v r "H'-t:;: 1 !.e mi-nv ry f,.r f;.,:., , ' ei'.Kcr l.y its pmir.re I.nxfon, n. Z xp. O'llinrn aio jr.. j known to i.c-i i !?r!.i:; 5 ; tl Sijsm-x eaten! --r ! eveiy !ny y;nei; !.; ; was doing :m that h i fther Urarp? fri:..s 1 heavy, igr.orant ",- ' of liis one Rfqtiirep er j The memory r f !,,. ' tinct family, in f.r .,, 1 recorder iti-tancti3. M P in:;.; t..0 . . . , (;.. I '.Vf couhl c.T.ver.-p, m l: the natives, of twc:.tv-: wpe urnif-r liis -.v;,v. at' cirs to have ha i' tf.; er tJrgrw lii-in a':v ' : !ivcd. While x -, lie lenrre.f Lit 71. (;. Spanish, l'.ci .r'., f;; .r h r:f -- r a ; . 1 ties, i e 'v-r.a! t! y ' ' nt the at: "f f rtv-t! qepirite' with I' !!' l.Mi'sh. II .-' Mi. p ,'j.J Ti:iki.-h. I - i 1 , . WW'., an I:i'c;:i'i.n . I Ivrir.:, with tl:e ?ar.:.Ts v. : el, v hi!'' to Ar.ii ' erit, K -r (; r.-: .S-jmarifun, Ct.ii:'. ' siiiinri :ir:.; thcr A-:.;'; At tiic f;m:' (.f l.is .J.. -.,' ( ' 1 r I - f r tl Ml 1 1 w rite t ! ly in iin re thnri k 1 , All thf iti.tr n -C' !.:.: are poor coijiin re-. v many cf theiu are " Ju!iii K- nib'e iti t -1 a w hv: imn.ht r of I: p ami GT.'-:;i! (.! ; rt if- tiauis fit a r.ewpaj-' oe-t;"g5:t. D'ui:: t i Ucu:-e of C'ii,t!;--t.. : onp i f the 11, f-;;A s SCtlt 1' tO the i.f. V. -p ; lt;e llr tie in th" tvn he t li,3 t t:r.e rti 'ji'u.i written it. J (.: ' 1 Norfolk, c Hi scrr!i"n, :v.i v. r ie ' ivr- turbinj; 1 o lit; t .:i x ' his written tea w. t nir.r.iisci t. S l: 1 , . verges or more ;f 1 . g e tin.c S nt . a ; , wonU after h-;i: n - : '. ; vh.j had a j 1. (iii r. . 1 1 a he vere t A niiLU:cript, w!.!i-h w the n'.vr.tr snie ti::.e I he LaJ !:i.-t it. I t-,.--'ut as njcuh es ht c ? uj.011 tt;-e latter, p.- p wrote out the wi,,.: I of the o!d hisi..-ii u s ,i I renic-tuber the r.a;. t- - 1 irr.mi.rjse arnsy. Ti ' ho could rehearse f v t:, ' vvhelhtr te;!.;e ' r : t:tted. aiul th n u-i c.' : ! r.rder without tr.akii l: 1 ! phjsieian of M.-sc: -i- : ! tiny ag'-. c.'tiid r- j eit t; i Lo.-t w.tliout n,is:. !;.-. u ! reail it fur twi-hry ye : I niathermticiAi, whr-r, he j repeat the ho'e of Vii-; I renurultr the Erst lir.e every-f a;e f tlii j..: he had brcu accuttv u. came Hind. Ore kind of rct?r. considered as th re?'.i i lh; is Iirqi.ier.tly s-i-' i. ! y ; :i not : Lie life in regard to the . .A:. garman at Stilling, kr. ago a? Blind Al'ck. nfi" this. -lie knew the w !.. hett : inscn-.uch tha'. k. cL.ui-r tive ti e is nt -' i v -' :t '. c . t, f M':. CTT T. 1-'j: r i f I1. i A'.i :'-e Nun 1 hers. Alirk uim "'I here i? i.o sulIi v r onlj cigLtv-Lius virc RvitnJ. OLD LrVET3APB D'- C'tv serve a sad f.illinsr ; IT wu-i Lovetrade. He was . ro a I.. j- e Vr r.v r.t- coutribut r to every ei-U'r: 1 hern was a fiii'l strt:n I." r.l piuse, which watered niv.v ,i f Iiut now, he sies r-.neiy nn I -ia to pay 1 I suspect that s r e-" ff. Hie falls he h:is cpeiu.1 a .- y cti. greedy outlet the bouLte us once made mane a heart crttri w:'- V ? - -- - J r- tj He erdy trickles now ; he used t 1 Love trade will never bo a rich r..as "towards God" until he st. ; n: ll 3,: r; pipe of nelflsb fxtravazirce. l -I current flow back in ther'.i l y-xe' .'I. day he is sorely ternpli;,- P: v-10, ' rupt him ; for W.s t rvsreii y i t'--1 ' ''"t him intoA spiritual paaptr. Th-? it is that Lovetrade is ta:i:t::'5 c:! V bad example, aad his sis: .v f'T:r, 'V j are Ending imitators in the church he "ratrenizei" by hi irt.-f -An enormous wodiid,- : , . l!'f nao. is now on exhibition in i-M1 ". ' s!j age is eaid to be -22 years, as 'i '"I'j'ltg pennd. She measures seven feot r' sdj body, tweDtysix inches ar in.d ''''i.'-s. three feet n'x inches across the ;-r!!'','"t , It is ad.lod that, unlike ruoft ht ri'ji larce lady ia able to just iin .erf -.it 1' ,.,,) , - iiaut4ri. tuv i ! 'hiol.lv lu-.t in the ICA exertion m V..,,.l..-n- ar.il I U'.'"r : v. front" T hiar of him as .iririrr P c-muuiiuu ion uonarsara upwaid.will , that or all th wars we ever .-.- T tv9 Jan. 21, lPC!).-tf. wives and widows cf Warsaw, in If