. ... 'iwMfcaw fcTJT vi 'v fc.i JV. X 'cu A ,'V 'vs v.y; a. i j ji b m V jj.plRC, Editor and PublUlier. HE IS A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRUTH MAKES FREE. AND ALL ARK SLAVES BESIDE. Terms, pfr year In advance OLUMK 5. EBENSBURG, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 22, 1871. 1 U ! V K 1 .). it-i 1 4i ii m m m m m m m m .src: m jriBlJ IX IX OLD STASD jI 1 nr-PODS Si GREAT BARGAINS rii'TUB BKABT CASH I -i. p j .roj 'i iil . J ... - . - .-. OVi.-'' K iv !' ; ' 1S recently be- j' i. !ni m;ik( Co., and haviug llUll CK 0 F NEW GOODS n-tr m-Mirr.! KiU'I'In an Nifimu uj . tit-tn. nnl t many now 01109 v jili CoisilM.f nil kiiuls at ICS FULLY AS LOW - 1, m 1 ar.l in or out of ("anitiria " r it ,'.(ir ititi-titioti 'o U-( l our Store , 1.1' m!i a I n II mi'l well selected iii'V i;iniiis, DHi:s (;mis, t.TlN's. i: shoes, : i'..viiiM;.c.;:r!:Ts. i i i:m- ' r i 1 .'.Ii;. tiri T-NSWAUK. (iidl rj. .'ft. i!A-.. I 'ISM. SAI.T. TO-,',',:.!;-.. an.i all otla r articles laruc ''vit'ina t"- l.'iin.l in any strn-e of like v. in tlif f"imty : and as we intend to UAf'I.l'sivr.l.T iVir CAStf iir to i- t it y i k I; 1 y , -;. iv. ! u'l ilt ! ts. tre foci pure that our i'ii ur 1'iii t will not only Foeure but ii lil'i-ral share of patronage. Ly visits from one and all .-.rtfiMlv s.'iii it' d. and if we fail to ron- '-f itifiH-t ion. hot li as regards the ial '.'.':rg.iH!s and the lu ices a-keil for theiu, rinitiiv be no fault of the new tirm at -Vmtji! of niak r .1 (".. Kijrh street. X.-rt t.. call and we'll not forgot togive va.i;c for our mor.ev. MVEKS & I.LOYD. J.MTg. Jan. l-Tl.-tf. koval ami i:NLAHc;i:.Mi:.r. jOKING STOVES, HEATING STOVES- 1H I U ti 111! 7 recently taken possession of flie nrw- ..'"aiai i iiaimoiiioiis l4ii!.lin on Hi;.rli () di. rs cistef flic It.i.'ik an 1 nearlv vie M'ii;iira;'fi Jfoij-..., (lie subscriber is tie I t.'iatt ever to ttiariiifaeture nil Tl.. a il'VEH ai.d SHI-.KT-l ;t X I . ail of which wiij he furnished to :':! very Ic.vc-t iivinif prices. -. . ri! 1 r also proposes to keep a full .-:s-"i llilellt of kz. Parlor and Heating Stoves ff : ujoM approved designs. .r n.'ii rmd ItiMPING made to order 1 I ': ' in i!:,i;s:fact ure and ma :.' i' i.ui.V'i pvtaptly at tendr d to. ! - sue wni l.c done rijrbf and -::-.. ::::.! - l-i l. and WAKE Sold .! p.-n'ii-:! upon u So tiality and i;- i-i-'.i l in pr-ice. A -ontiiiiiatn-e ' ; ;i - n.ir- respect fully solici 'r it wal he wanting to rentier cn '. a to h!!. VA I.I.I i: LFTRINGEK. :.."-!. in. is-j.-tf. ai rarai emposilm. WM. P. PATTON, uiuiuTr aim Dolor In 3INET FURKITUEE "lie;. liS-li.XL-l, 13' RL . Ca Chair?. Yi ooli SiBAT C'fliWH, R.-ITL l 111 !) I.Ot.-.tGES, MKSK Si-i. s:."Rsr.n. .MATTRKSSjES. 'J'ktk-a-Tkte?, e.t tk.nsk in ta hles, I'imng Tables, . "-', . "-I. PUMA ltt)S. .. 4-.. ft,-.. Ac, Ac, Jto., bo. Rt2?IV 1'i-i.iiipTioN or iOOim HALL FURNITURE .", 'lI f';':-t style and at fair '"' ' "I'-rt.-.ukers materials f i-iirt,itur de)iverel at hut ..:! oral Itailt-oad Station fre t , 'yy- p. patjox. W0D NEWS!' 4 and Winter Goods, .-.?. '.' u-"";s' ('""-imeres. Satinetts. '.!", M ro.,r, lre- floods of all v.. , l-ritiosAlpcas,I.ustr-!. ' ; N. 1 runs. A-e., Ac. Also, an ii:,.!-,'v .s. eds. Gloves. Ilosie i , ' " Ladies' wear, togeth- CLOIHING, HATS, CAPS, in !;i"i'I,"'rl: 11 f"" nssortm-nt .. r-.. . '.: ''.: Hardware. Oueens ' ' -'I i Medicines. Ac. ; 'All- ,'-,:""1 "II other Articles of "-..-!.- ', k,'llf in a coimtrv store. ' I '"lire our word to LOWEST I'KICES, '". Vi ,1' '' ,,,v,,rs. we hope to mur 't!ut:if.'"1 ","'r,"us'' "f Public patron- ' -'r. 3, s7u.-tf. D FOR WILMORE ! Ur)'LS COMPLIMENTED! ! r,Ioi and Nf.w Goods. 1fcf c"nued of late years that 1. flmoro nd vicinity are the 5ft.','"' most sensible of anv lo ;J""'.'mtf 1 whi,h may probablv in th f,Vr h; "' f;" t. '' Vet gen- ltE. V,V'yJ"'MM,H nt tl,fi '"'fl' l lr.,. . , C'"' Wh ,,aVe 3,lst -.'"Jirht t.'. u- -7 Hrul nest complete stock V'K.c ',n?ro eonsistinsr of DRY H rs ' ' -"LLIXEHY GOODS, Ahp ;,'ri .'S' IMHITS and SHOES, u h t L i N nWAH E' (i KOCERI ES, "rinex h W" at Johnstown prices r,r- 'l'".r ,if j".uN-ini at tne new of the new L'nited ..Nov. 17. lM-n E. PAUL & CO. AT THIS!! X'Ur. "enl r Owner , . '"K -A KAC Dr- 0.--1.1..-1, iiiuk.- .. ".'.i m o...f tones 10 ooiennu I' '""4 KYnpl'iV'J ld rutin position 'ii-at.C -lKJ"- i t- MP, the cheap- "luaiacuiry rump wr ' -1! rV.T.f:0 'ihUTuiiip will " tbii-tv feet deep. We will at all ef h ! Pumps on hand XITV- tr-j '"'Kterert i -"- -'tiou. ,UO Partnerehip. the sub-.j.T-i-line J"iTpurJ!a tdoaU kind of 1 : ;--h ! 'I. mi oij r:i;..-rt .! aiit..-. -d in cjuaMty and :" :::- .u-cd :u aoy tarru s - -;'.!: 1. .1 iii..i ; ; ,..r. , 'll ( f I'll!': .. .rjij .'. f ,w " ' "' n.-v. F -r j in ilit-r i- !r--. ' iVi ,-:'! il l. 1 C., pa. N'.WOMKX.IiOYS 1 OIKLS who en- vro in our new hnsi- ncss make from ! to .!() jier ly j,, their own localities Full particulars unit instruc- v mail. Those in need of ncr- i tions sent f roe 1 urn i if 1 1 1 . i iron i ii i ! woi k. six ill Hi iiuiii i ss at ouot", UKOUiJK STJNSON & ., Portland, .Maine. 40 Weeks for OHE DOLLAR THE AMERICAN 1 Fit AT, HOME, from April 1. lsl. A Klrl-clH, V. I gli t-ta jyr Arl-in-! 11 cl Fnuill Wrfkly. Speeiineua Free. IIul'Ktxs & W 11. cox, Kochestor, Y, DR. . KITCII'S FiIIy r by slclan ; OO ja?es; sent by mail free. Tenches how to cure diseases of the person ; skin, hair, rres, complexion. Write to 7J liroudwaj . N. York. lOJi Hand and Machine Seving. SIX CORD IX ALL XOIBERS. I'roiu Xo. S to Xo. 100, inclusive ion SALE I1T All Dealers in Dry Goods and Notions. BLOOMINGTON (ILL) NURSERY, 19th Year. (W) Acres. 13 Greenhouse". Larg est Assortment all isies. Itest Stock! Low l'rices! Would you know What, When, How to riant? Fruit, Shade, Evergreen Trees. Root Grafts. Seedlings. Osayre l'lants, Ap)de Seed, Early Rose Rotatoes. Shrubs. Koses. (ir-enhous and tiarden l'lants. &v. Klowf and Vejje table fi-nln! linest. Rest Collect ion Sorts and quality. Send 10 cents for Xow, Illustrated, J inscriptive Cntnlotfiie if) pities. Send stamp, each, for Catalogues of Seeds, with plain direc tions 04 piiares; H-ddinar and Garden l'lants :ei Jajes. and Wholesale l'rioe List 24 pajres. Ad dress F. K. riKEXJX, llloomington. Illinois. 'SSL V V 9 Market Gardeners wanting fresh nnd reliable Seeds, should bur of the growers. We urnw the finest varieties of licet. Cabbage, Carrot, Su-ar Corn, Kale. Lettuce, Melon. Onion. Farsnip, Uadish. Spinach. Spiash. Turnip, and other A'cgetable Seed. Catalogues with l'rti-e I.ibt mailed free. WADE A: AHMSTROXii. seeds men. 1120 Market Street, I'hiladelphia. l'a. FRAGRANT "s APOLIENE CleaT-.s Kid Gloves and rll kinds of Cloths and Clofhi:.g: removes Paint. H rease. Tar. Ac. in ffat.Ui. wiihoMt the least injury to the finest fabric. Sold bv I)rutfrists ixt:d l'anc v It.nnh Dcih'.-rv I i;. . It A NT S. I'( i I.I EX E 1 ( ). ?i Uar cluy Si.. ,.. w York. 4ft I.a Salle St.. Chicajro. 1826 USE THE "VECETACLE 1Qf7n rr Mnx.ijr ha t.s.iM." AO U ;zi :li s:-i:i fir Cc-eis. C..i:. Cnr.r.is'.s.- '.ottiih-i hitter." t LTl.EH ilKos. A Co., Ilotton. YIN V.C It How mn.le in 10 hours, without dri-g3. Particulars 111 cents. F. SA(jE, Cromwell, Conn. ii e " r f ? I i TO THE AVOItKIXG CI.A?;S. Ye p.re now prepared to I'uriiNh all classes with constant em pluj incnt t home, t he n hole of t he time or for the spare moments. IJusines- new, light, nnd jprolitable. Persons of either sex easily earn from ."iOc. to i j er evening, and a propor tional sum by do ot iijg t licit- w hole time to t he business. Hoys and Kil ls earn nearly as much as men. That all who see this notice may send theiraddress and test the business, we make the foi lowing u 11 parallel oil iff er : To such as are not well satistied "we will send 41 P pay for the trou ble of writ in g. Full part miliars, a valuable sam ple which will do to commence work on, and a copy of Tlif yyopc'.o J.iturtru Cowiwt n ! one of the largest and be-t family newspaper ever published all sent free by mail. Header, if you want permanent, profitable work, address K. C. ALL EX A CO., AtcjrsTA, Maise. PLUKius sirr.rcKNA in nivoiJCK Mauy IlniKHART, by Iict next friend, MlCltAtl. SI.ONAKKK, rs. l'lillJl' lilKKHAKT. CAMiwr.i cor.Yrr. ss.- ' Tlic t'ltmnnnnrrnltli ttf J'rnufith'ania to J, L.S. Pun. IP ISiiiKiiAiiT, irrt:ting : AVe command you, as we have often heretofore commanded you. that laving aside all manner of business and excuses whatsoever, you be and appear in your proper person before our .1 udges at Eliensburg. at our County Court of Common Pleas there to be held, on the irt IoiiIny of. I line next, to show cause, if any you have, why your wife, Mauy liniK iiaut, should not be divorced from the bonds; of mat rimony contracted with you. agreeably to the prayer of t he pet it ion and libel exhibited against, you to our said Court." And you will nowise omit Hf votir peril. Witness the Honorable GK.mr.K Taylor, President Judge of our said Court at Ehen burg, the l'ith dav of March. A. 1). 1ST1. J. K. 1IITE. Prothonotary. Attest A. 15. ItoNAt-Kt-.K. Sheriff. Ebonsburg, March 2s, Wi.-4t. To tie Ladies of EteMn and Vicinity. FLA IX AXI) FAXtV BRESS MAKIXG. MISS CASSTR A. DAA'IS has opened a Fash ionable I reH .l.-Kitiyr J-:sl:tl;li.tiiiient at her residence on Centre street, opposite the now Jail. Just received, new and elegant Pat terns of all the latest styles of Indies' and Chil dren's Drosses. Paris. I.oii.bui and Xcw York Fashions in advance of published modes. Call and see styles, examine work and learu prices. Ebcnsburg, April 1, lsTl.-4t. L? STATE of MICHAEL M 'GLADE. Dec'u. A fl mi Hint rat inn Aolice. Let ters of Administration on the estate of Michael Mo Glade, late of Allegheny township, deceased, having been granted to the undersigned, notice is hereby given to all persons indebted to said estate to make payment without delay, and all those having claims against the same will pre sent them in proper shape for settlement. SLMttiAUKT Met; LADE. Adin'x. Allegheny Twp., March i8Tl.-4t. "P STATE ok JOS A. UHBAN, Dec'd. J- A'lmiiiistrntitm Xotirc letters of Ad ministration on the estate of Joseph A. Frban, late of Chest Springs borough, dec'd, having been granted to the subscriber, he hereby re quests all persons knowing themselves indebted to said estate to make immediate, payment, and those having claims will present the same duly authenticated for settlement. PKTER 1RHAX, Administrator. Chest Springs. March 25, 171.-;'. P XECUTOH'S NOTICE. J-- Estate of Matiiias Dietriectt, dec'd. Letters Testatnentury having been granted by the Register of Cambria county to the under oigned n the estate of Mathias Dietriech, late of Chest township, dec'd, notice Is herebygiven to all persons indebted to said estate to make payment without delay, and those havingclHims to present them in proper form for settlement. JACOII KIKLEK, Executor. Chest Twp., pril 8, lf71.-6t. A UDITOK'S NOTICE The un.Icr- Bi.rned. havinir been nnnolnted A nrlitnr tn distribute the money in the fiandsof the Sheriff arising from the sale of the real estate of John Xitzell, hereby gives notice that he will attend for that purpose at hisoflicein Eliensburg, on Tuesday, the 25th day of Aphil, inst., at 2 o' dlock, p. m., when and where all nersonf inter- esred may attend. JOHN S. KHEY. I Ebensburg, April 8. lS71.-St. I A UDITOR S NOTICE. The under- signed, having been npnoin ted Auditor to -i-'rii l'i. : i'i . ...-',' ;. t, Ti-tj.-T-ir' ?!... .-;r,-i S5T0 SIQPRDY BEST poet's gtparfnunt. ' Till: FARMERS- SEMIIXU S).(i. The red buds are tinting the soft-maple trees The wocxl-pocpers c-hiro where withered vin eiinir : VltllS Full laden, to-day, is the breath of the breeze. With the blackbird's ballad of welcome 10 spring-; The cowslip is blendinsr her blossoms of jrohl With the violet's blue in shallow and swale, And peewits are pipinir yfood-bye to the cold From broek-ttiiluw branches that swing in the gale. - f'ome, farmer boys, now, AVith harrow and plow Turn the brown turf iu ";ood cheer! ( )ld winter is cone There's dew 011 the lawn 'Tis time to be sowing the seed of the year. The ril! so long- silent "nenth deep forest leaves. Are learntna- to warble their yamiit ayaiu ; And the purple-winod swallows are acarchinj the on es To timl a retreat from the chilly spring rain ; I." tiro bed of the snow, earth baroth her in-east, Invitintr the toil of the hiisbandinan's hand ; And he that sows early reaps plenty and rest ! ilis certain reward from the generous land. So farmer boys, now, AVith harrow and plow Turn the brown turf in -rood cheer 1 ld winter is jfone There's dew on the lawn 'Tis time to be sewing- the seed of the year. AVI .ill? savage December was lashing- his team Of tempest and snow-storm, in fury nlonjr. You storied and sang- till rafter and beam Shook downuhe light echoes of mirth and of sonar ; For your larders were loaded burstin- your bins Your granaries glowing- with autumn's ripe yield; Rut now the new reason of labor begins, Aud April is calling her plowman atild. Ho. farmer boj-3, now. With harrow and plow Turn the brown turf in jfood cheer! I Old winter is jjoiio t There's dew on the. lawn 1 'Tie time to be sowing the seed of the vear. ! I. 11. IiAKXES. Cnlcs, lufcijcs, nttbotfs, iff. THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR, BY GEOKGE MrPAIJI). They brought Litn a dollar. He took it, clutched it in his long skin ny finders, Hied its sound against the bed lost, and then gazed at it long and in tently with his duli, leaden eyes. That day, in the hurry cf business, Death had sdruck him, even in the street, lie was liurryinj: to collect the Ut month's rent and was on the rctge of the miserable court where his tenants herded like beasts in their kennels ; he was there with liia bank book in his hand when Death laid his hand upon him. I le was carried home to his Fplendid mansion. Ho was laid upon a bed with a faiin coveilet. The lawyer, (he rela tions and the preacher were sent for. All day long he lay without speech, moving only his right hand, as though in the act of counting money. At midnight lie Fpoke. He asked for a dollar, and they brought one to him, and lean and aunt he sat tip in Lis death bed and clutched it with the grip of death. A thaded tamp stood on a table near the silken bed. lis light fell faintly around the Fplendid room, where chairs and carpets and mirrors, silken bed and lofty ceiling, all said ooi.n ! as plainly as hurrtrm lips tay it. His hair and eyebrows were white, his cheeks sunken and his Hps thin and sur rounded by wrinkles that indicated the passion of avarice. As he sat up in his bed with his neck bared atxl the silken coverlet wrapped about his lean frame, his white hair and eyebrows contrasting with his wasted and wrinkled face, he looked like a ghost. And tiiere was life in that leaden eye, and all that life was centered on the dollar which he gripped in his clenched list. His wife, a pleasant faced, matronly woman, was seateil at the foot of the bed. His son, a young man of Iwenty-one, dressed in the last touch of fashion, sat by the lawyer. The lawyer sat before the table pen in hand and gold spectacles on Ilia nose. There was a ment snread before him. hugo parch- "Do you think he will make a will?'' asked the son. "Hardly compos vientis yet," was the reply. "Wait. He'll be lucid after a while." "My dear," said the wife, "had not I better send for a preacher " She rose and look her dying husband by the hand, but he did not mind. His eyes were upon the dodar. He was a rich man. He owned pal aces on Walnnt and Chestnut streets, and hovels and courts on the outskirts. He had iron mines in this State, copper mines oq ihc lakes somewhere, and golden inter ests iu California ; his name was bright upon the records of twenty banks, he owned stocks of all kinds; he bad half a dozen papers in his pay. . He knew but one crime to be in debt without the power to pay. He knew but one virtue to get money. That crime he had not forgiven this virtue he had not forgotten in the long war of thirty-five years. To hunt down a debtor, to distress a tenant, to turn a few additional thousands by a sharp speculation these were the main achievements of his life. He was a good man ; bis flame was on .he bilver plato upon the pew-door of a velvet cushioned church. He waa a benevolent roan for every thousand dollars that he wrunz from the tenants of his courts, or from t Le debtors who wiithed beneath his heel, lie gave ten ;-.;neVo: r.t ?'!S! ! r ot icn. the jail and i h'.ru a fait: lie v.- Clid tins , Ard n-r;:; ys i-.-i : ng advoca he is n As he sits on the bed of .death, with the dollar in his clenched hand. O, holy dollar! object of hid life-lung pursuit, what comfort hast thou for him. now in his pain of death ? At let.gth the dead man revived and dictated his will. It was strange to see the mother and son and lawyer mutter ing and sometimes wrangling beside the bed of death. All the while the tes tator clutched the dollar in his right hand. While the will was being made the preacher came even lie who held the pastoral charge of the church whoe pew doors bore saintly names 011 silver plates, and whose seats on Sabbath day groaned beneath I he weight of respectability, broad cloth and satin. He came and said his .prayer deco rously and iu measured words bit never once did the dying man relax his hold on the dollar. "Can't you rea-i me something, say quick, don't you see I'm going?" at length said the lich man, turning a frightened look toward the preacher. The preacher, whose cravat was the whitest, took a book with golden clasps In un a marble table. And lie read : "Arid I say unto you it is ensier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a lich man to enter into the Kingdom of (iod." "Who -aid those words who who who?" fairly shrieked the dyin man, shaking the hand which clenched the dollar at the preacher's head. The preacher hastily turned over the leaf and did not reply. "Why did you never tell me this be fore ? Why did jou never preach from it as I sat in your church I Why why?" The preacher did not reply, but turned over another leaf. liut ttie dying man would not be q noted. ' And it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a lich man to enter info the Kingdom of (iod, is it ? Then what' to become of m ! Am I not rich '? Wlr.it tenant did I ever spate what debtor did I ever release ? And you stood up Sunday alter S indav and pieuchcd to us, and never said a woid about t fie camel. Not a word about the camel." The preacher, in search of a consoling passage, turned rapidly over the leaves, aud, in his confusion, catno to this pas sage, which he read : "Gj too now, ye rich man, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon you. Your gold and silver is can kered; and the rust of them shall be a witness jigainst you, .and shall eat your flesh as it weie with fire ; ye have heaped treasures together for the last (lays. 1 Je held the hire of the laborers who have reaped down your fields, which is of you kept by fraud, crielh ; and the cries of them which have reaped are entered into the ears of the Lord of Stbbath." "And yet you never preached that to me!'' shrieked the dying man. The preacher who had blundered thro' the passagu from .James, which we have quoted, knew not what to say. Ho was perchance terrified by the very look of the dying pati.-liioner. Then the w ife drew near and strove to comfort him, and the sou (who had been reading the will) attempted a word or two of consolation. ljut with the dollar in his hand lie sank into death, talking of stock, of rent, of copper mines and camel, of tenant and debtor, tv.itil the breath left his lips. Thus he died. When he was cold, the preacher rose and asked the lawyer whether the de ceased had left anything to such and such charitable society which had been en grafted upon the preacher's church. And the w ife closed his eyes and tried to wrench the dollar from his hand, but in vain. lie clutched it as though it were the onl- savior to light him through the darkness of eternity. And the son sat down with dry eyes and thought of the hundreds of thousands that were now his own. Next day there was a hearse followed by n train of carriages nearly half a mile in length. There- was a great crowd around an open grave, and an elegant sermon upon the virtues of the deceased hy the preacher. There was a fluttering of crape badges, and rolling of carriages, and no tears. They left the dead man and returned to the palace, where sorrow died even as the crape was taken from the door-knob." And in the grave the dead hand still clutched the dollar. A Tkurible FiejiiT. A shoemaker was standing behind his counter one day lust week, when ia stepped a man, appar ently of the vpprr class, who inquired if boots were sold there. Mr. Foot replied in the affirmative, and was about to show him some, when he saw the stranger lift something from the counter and flip it into his pocket. Mr. F. immediately shut the door and had him treed. fie accused the man of theft, and in return received a writ over the eye from him. Mr. F. then used a raw hid?, on him, and the man drew a knife. They pyjd away at each other riyht and left and it peanm strange that in the fracas Mr. F. did not get rip- ppd open. The conteM waxed warm, but j at laxt. it was nut sin end t" by the en- j i.f ; bee. We have c-f tjf't ahl" ; t,, g,e i!l 1.'" '0.;c!y ibj-p tbjir to:!' hi Wef'li li .U 1'. 1JO iZSBI;C3. V.Y MOSIC SKINNER. Jifr. J-jlitor : V man by the name of' Shakspeare (I don't know his first name, but I think it's John,) once said, "Half me people in Uo.-ton board, and the other half keep boarders.' John was rilit. an.i 11 iie.laMe.J that it's hard to tell which half deserves the most pity, he ' ,v- 'o-ei, uioogu iiui a writcr still, because hu's dead. I here s all kinds of boarding places. 1 here s the private family, where tl.ey l o nit; tSiie hoarders fur eorolcinu wlmrn must behave like company, eat like com- psny, and pay in advance, unlike com- pany ; where smoking isn't tolerated, and late hours prohibited ; where you must come in soldy, and wipe your feet ten- derly, and where you may live all your Die without reanzng the sweet boon of a fquare meal. Then there's the economical boarding eTl I w 1 1 n I " 111 p , , . ' . n ji'Mo iii.iv.tii ij in nci window: "Table boarders wanted." In lare eitv tho- .,r ..!.... forlorn outcasts, who cat in one honsv. . j ' . J sleer. in nnolhor -.,,1 I .. ,1 - .. i - sn ep in anoiiier, anil nave I her washin" .lone in a third, tis if they were born tri lets, and were putting themselves out to ... ... . . v. iww.v.- onrso 'V.av ..!,..,.. i t - -,t ...... . , cii.tj.- iooiiiig, iiu a hungry s'are, for a placard like the above, and so the ecomcmical landlady finds no troublo in tilling her dozen cane scat chairs. I Jut tjiey can't get enough to eat, and their days being wholly spent in looking for ward to meabtimes, they soon get that hollow, wistful stare peculiar to people w ho read continued stories. In an economical boarding-bouse you pay your money, but you don't get your choice. The one kind of meat which constitute? the banquet is brought on wilh a solemn air by a young daughter w ho is kept out of school for the purpose, and who, by close application to busisess, has succeeded in outgrowing her clothes on two meals a day, for all she lias for dinner is llu satisfaction of slanhnr ba hind the boarders when they tire eating, and going through the motions, even to swallowing I never knew any body to grow very fat that way. You never see the landlady except when your bill is due, without you hap pen to ask for more, in which case she can be seen glaring at jou with a revenge ful expression, through a little trap-door contrivance in the wall, and, if a man is any ways modest, he will eat what is set before him with a sort of tranquil resigna tion which is touching to witness, for lie knows how utterly hopeless it is to hanker for more. It is pretty hard to leave a place of this kind, for she waylays you in the en'ry, and makes you pay in ad vance, and you can't get away from her any mote than jou can from a woman wln is determined to marry you. Then there's the regular out-and-out hash-mill anil fish-ball factory, where they've got a patent for five kinds of dys pepsia, and guarantee you a fresh crop of boils every six weeks, copyright secured. It s a good plan for four or live fellows who want to board at this sort of a place to chip in ami buy a dog. lie's good to try on a mince-pic, er hashed meat. If he swallows it smart atid chipper, and wants more, yon can go on and eat any tiling you want ; but if he. goes and lays down in a corner and howls dismally, vou'd better eat clear bread arid nofafnes One peculiarity about this house is that ... - i it's never full. Like a horse car, where the fiendish conductor tells you to "move forward,'' there's always room for more. There's always a brigade cf veteran re serves laying round on the doorstop and banisters, ica ly to make a rush for tire first vacant chair ; and it's a curious fact that the big fellows always gel tho seats. The small men, somehow, are kept wait ing. The waiter girls never smile, but move round witn a sort of helpless, be numbed air as if they had gravy on their mind all the time, and they speak in very bass voices, and somehow or other, after they've been in a place a good while, they all look alike. I don't pretend to account j for it Scientifically, but I imagine that, , LO-Jfa X illlrl"f III; llittt, . . , VI moving in a con scint sMmij?;nere 01 o ran i lintf finf rkiirnthml a a it tn m and an, sonieintng 01 mat sort. ut I'rofessor Agassiz could probably go deep er into this thing than I could. I've no doubt that if those folks who set what they call a "genteel table" (and i I, . t . r ve seen a table set for six, where a , , -. r .-, I , it finri'i i.iw nrilli o I'lir nnnnh a n.Mi ,1 iv.i L 7111.,!. ' J . ...I. n 'j IL I II I. V- V " IV. , T 11 I I. away with the entire contents, and call ii k lulling ii iiii-jr lumf, x , ioi.ni i i., ;e r.n. I .. .,..i i . a i-i .1 , i -co into a house like the above and see 'cm cat just once, they'd faint dead away. I never saw so much business done in so short a time anywhere else. Those fel lows who have an early breakfast in the country, for instance, are in an elegant condilion when it comes dinner-time t3 annihilate any thing short of an ox, with vere tables to match, and they go at it as if they were sent into the world for the they sole purpose eif breeding a famine. They take the whole three courses as one mat ter of course, and it remind one vividlv of "The charge of the Light Urigade." I don't exactly know how many servant girls they u?e up during dinner, but I r-- -. uie iu win iieiuy oi,,t.:rc. r.. ,i... , think it's live. Their t:!;.:.!nr-" rr- ar- i jou arc going where yon are wanted. Jt fol, and provisions have decidedly a down- i the left fool, w!:-r yyi will not b? wd ward tendency S'ill they are not all so. I come. I.athe your feet every rnorniog, i.,. ;-,i vi. 1 v.- -- ; "-' ',r"r w;M b ted t itch ; r.nu it around a little, as a dog will an old shoe, and set up and go awav, apparently as well satisfied as anv hod v. Ib.t tl.et, tk advant of 1;.,.! ... "J j He's apt to get the tame t iece i every morning There nr. . c , There are other kinds of lifti,n!in.t. ' houses. Some :ri ! bad, but they ain't any of the j home fur a "youns mm,, or rn just a a young woman. My advice to the youn" vo- men is, get m-irt p d, and make' a home of , your own. Tick out the youn- man you want, and tell him that vou will lv.. I.i I ...:o: ...... .1 1 , , llin' .100 jou iu iiiiu ui wins nam and sup- ! port him, and begin life together. There i are plenty of voiiug men who want j'it j such a chance'as this, b-jt they're bashful, They may say it's sudden, ami they want j timejto think of it, an 1 theyre too voun-, ! and all that, but tell 'om it won't -o d-iwn """ mi; Giui.kt Family "SrYi.i:"' How Aciiii.vi.i) Ir (Jib'.et's children in'neiit e1 in rit y, out t Ley Inm-M the ui-i ii"- ... sition tin d every other memorial uf their r.i : i - , .. i k x.ilu who a tiooie V . ..J"'''. i itiirst iu l.im il.n. .......1 I..,., i ...I.T.I. .1. I. . ' -.' 01 nniui i in i-i.-i 1 es ij.i- t-i , . j T , ! ' ' f,, . ":" ,,,'fy - i"-' ' --' loom uiciunii line i nest of sqiiibs and devils in a firework. And the (iihiels arrayed t heins.-lves in scarlet and in line linen, and seated them-s-'ves in high places, but nobody noticed them except to h uior Ihetn w kh a listle contempt. The Giblets made a prodig ious splash in their own opinion, but no body extolled them except the tailors and milliners who had been employed in man ufacturing their rich paraphernalia. The Giblets, thereupon, being, like Caleb Q-iotem, determined to have "a place at j the review," fell to woi k more fiercely j than ever: thev "rive dinners nnd thev i. .ii., ,., i,-.,i i ' .i i " gae bails; toey lured cooks, they hired . r.r- . . t , . iii t .1 eonled toners ; and tm-v wouid have kept ' I a newsnaner in n-iv loci not ;i 1! i.f i ! i i.. i ,.. i. .- i r nci- .1 " u ii. I i: i oil iitii i .ii ..it ii n.i i,r . --- - e l t the election. The invite! the dancing men and the dancing w-i men, and the gorm:tiiu.zrs an t the epicures ot the ci'y i ... i i .i io uniij hum iiiiiKu iiiLii v ai ineir expens-?. and the dancing men and the danc'm wonvn. and the epicures, and the r- I mandiz. ;s did come ; and they did make merry at their expense ; and they ate and they drank, and they capered and thev danced, and they laughed at their entertainers. Then oommeneed the hurry ind the bustle and the mighty nothingness of fashionable life. Such rattling in coaches! s ich fl innting in the streets ! such slam ming of box doors at the theatre ! such a tempest and bustle ef unmeaning 'noises j wherever fiey appeared ! The Giblets j were seen here and there and everywhere i J i they isitcd everybody they did not j know ; and there was getting along j for the Giblets '1-1 .1 . t .ll ds. I heir plan at length , v . r ,! c c , I v ilud of dinners, of Red-1 succeeded. I in rtorw 1 1 oi ,v;i nig ine toij, nit; vjuoci 1. f . V 1. " . t .1 p., i fainily worked themselves into notice. and enjoyed the ine fTablc pleasure of being forever pestered by visitors who cared l'Ull.l" .l.Fl-J. lOOI , .11 Mi l; " ril J 1, "ll, .. . , , ., . . ... t i. smothered and purb.uled at nightly balls. , , ,. i "i and evemtig tea parties ; arid thv were lill I.f fl.., . .C 1..,!... r-.-. x.l I allowed the. pleasure of foreetlinir the very .,u f,;,,,is ,i PV ,,,,.,. nilSi.,s!riiJL ,j turned their noses no in the w ind at everything that was not genteel; and ' -. t ' , ... tueir sii:i:.i u manners ana sun nns anec- tat ion at length left it ro longer n matter of doubt that the Giblets were pei fetly in the "style." Tiik CuiniKNeY ok IIayti. A corres pondent of a New York paper, w ho has recently visited IIayti, writes as follows: Af I stepped ashore at Port a i-lVinoe. I met an orange girl, and asked h r the price of her fruit per d. zen. Slie replied "fort' dollars."' I made up my mind that that unfortunate joung woman had ! escaped from n lunatic asylum, and I no- tieed a wild look ahout her ej-e as I pass- ed on, without saying nnvthirg. IJut when a miserable, beggarly native took a message across tli3 street for me, and de- , . , , , , . . mandv! only St 00, I thouizhi it time to i i t r 1 give tne ' ....,?.... I . m . c C3.,-.r,,7!. - r 1 1 , , rr n ri-j-i . . r .... - t. i , i . i mv opinion oi Ji:m in Ivtiglirii, which lie diil not understand lhit when I saw a straw hat marked 2,00i", a light began to dawn upon me. I held up a five do! t 1.11 LiOIH .o:i.v, n.iu t,t; i.iiuimi.1 ai I in ) fv ll. I 1 , ' . . ' , , , T ...1 t . 1 . , r. . , 1 t.n t),,r1t.A..AM t....t. 1. "axe mo iii-.i, .iiiii men iiiwf (Mil I r 7 about a bushel of thirty little bits of paper. i win u .-im o., oi.in"i; Alien ... .:!. I.,. ..,:.! .....o . i. ..i " 'i-i - . 11 t i ii wits c.i'iii ii u ii mi; io. ii ii c currency ; . KJ i of the country is a paper money, so deprc ciated that o(J0 or (0) gounles, or dollars, of it are equal only to one dollar in hard money. The Island was flooded with if. and H nas been so nearly worthless, at ., . . . one time, that l(J,Vm in paper was equivalent to $1 in gold. After I had ' 'e,,,iTed a!1 mY P''kc,s ,in'1 n!-v h:,t w'llh change, I immediately went back and paid the ill-used messenger bis .. c :.. r t Willi :i itrw ii'iinur'n miow 111, 101 11.1111- called him names in a language which he didn't understand. Ir the right P;t itclirs on th ? Iiottom, j (.ea. Lec in .13rxlroA I lri iilin- I f ncirit'iii. ! t l'"-n ( ,en- commanded the armv M' xif'"' h W("mi" fxplote i a m""nt hat l-.y between hint arc! the enemy camp. 11 was one ot Hi..se 1 ::v pea!-:s whose summit cieft the clo-nls. and reached the legions of cteriitd snow . The sides were precipitous, and clad in a tan gled web of biushwood an i rugged locks, which made the accent s em pci'dou, if not impissih'ij. Tuer,i was s. me li.ili culty, therefore, in litniing an officer bold ! n .I, ,,.,.,.'. .,1 . ; .: 1. . t . .1, .nut. iiiiftc IOC IA-i. 1HSI, a young lie-jti'tiaiit s'.ej.p.'d forwatd and Hired hi services. Hi v; accepted, a small ci mi-any of and ii 'vii.g selected men, s' t mil for the mountain. Thev found it more tsnpromi.-ing i o.tu even their (ears Lad Lin-b -altd, 'I here vv:; 1 y sign of a path, no trace !o show that human i tootstep had trod the toilsome ascent. : They use 1 both hands and feet wiih .li'.:. gene., swinging themselves up bv the 1 ... 1 . . .1 t 1 1 1 uu'iei o ,v 1 11. ctiniiiiug o cr no-jeil rocks. I or making a toils.jun jemey aro-m 1 . ... J liieni, nil one alter another e;,vci up, tin! , . - , . , . . .. ''e, mined to make the best .,1 his way 1 I l - .... OUK. 1 cl ire Halt I be Si-cciit was ilCCotll - . 1 "'"f Most nun would have g.ven ,? in utter o.-spair joi so ti e voting ! letiTenat.l. i There was a heroic fire in hi i-reas! not j to be extinguished by dilYicolties, Low ; ccr ardu!j. He paused long enough to take, breath, and away he went again. The paili became wilder and wilder, b.it ou:' hero, like Milton's ii.-cd, "O'et bog aiid steep, t! r.u.g'i s.rsi-ht, ru;ii h-nse, or r ue. With heo!. or liamls or feet, pursues Lis irir, Ai.ii sinks, or swims, or wades, or crenj s." till Ije stands panting on liia icjF summit. Theie w:;s a moment's pause of exult a lion, as h saw bneaili his feet '.hecenids. that, a few hours s'uv.'e, had seemed s j far above him. l?it the broad summit , , , , was vet to lie cxpored, and he hastened - . . . . !. ... . , '! ;.. ..-l; ..l ..... ..4V....-..J i . .. ...... f., ! ' "' ' '" " " "-1 " " " "" I lv aud the told was intet ,lus! as mi, latter of Ii!j mediate scent became a and :e;:(H, i;e : :sco ci ( it ibtit the wnou b i iiioriiit a i Thetc ' was n-i tim for thougl.t anv death s.'cmvd prvferabh" to th? one which wo;ild overtake him if he delayed a tnt-tm id S Wiih a hasty price- he threw bim.-cif, feet foremost, on the fhppery suilace ! Down, down, he -re.it, a: a dizzv. breath- les speed. The clouos passed upward and became f',y uiu-.r m ri , mid nwny dow n In low srreb hed a dei-p, clear lake. There was not a tre.? or shrub to break ! his course, and death seemed inevitable. J D.iwn, down, down! but lo ! the ica : g'ows thir ner and thinner, it seftens, it j cracks, and his feet sre planted in firm, moist earth, and on verge of the hiko ! that h id so nearly loen his grave. Tins sun had niched the ice just enough for it to cive way in time to save him. .-mice Hit U n- i..i :-ooi oo ,i I..-...- .ii- ., .... - r . - j ll-ns height, the sumtu t of tare, gnir.ra , ', , ,, . . Ll.. 1 1 l ... . . I ... i. X . .1 I UV lllll MIIMl- IKl'llllM-V rU'.IBLl- l.lll 11..U, ncteriz.nl his youthful exploit for the young lieutenant was IJobert Lee. The substance ef tht above incident was related bv himself during the .'iininor so- ' , ,, , . . ... iinrti at the Teak of Otter, in irgmia, " , . , , . . . . ! a short lnni Kdjre bis death, ; i '" " I SoMK Mfsicvi D. i ini i ions. The ! .Toun.al nnd Me.oi t.g.,r tells us of a theo logical student who sent th following as hi? c. ri lib iti.m t- a fes'ival of thi choir of the Newport I'apt:t church V hat is a shir? Almost wry rcrrar! one singer makes about another. What is a rest ? Going otd cf the choir for refreshments during sermon time. What is singing with ah y: lersfand ing ? Mai king time on the llonr with your foot. What i? a symphony ? Flirting with the soprano singer b. hind the organ. What i- a staccato movement : leav ing the choir iu a huff, when ene is disdat isli.d with the organist. What is a swell ? A p-c feasor of mu-ic who pretends to know all about the science, while he cannotconce.il his ignorance. WhaHs atmn; When one singer i tiiseharged to make room fur another. How do you proiluce a discor-l ? ! praising t.ne ldy singer at the cxpj ' . , , , P3. c . i rival whj overhears you. What is a pause?. When (ho org,-.., bor gets asleeo whoa tho choir is readv to sing. What is a il.it? A singer who sup poses himself or herself indi-pensible to the success of the choir. How to secure a quartet!1? Get tw i good-looking unmniried gcntl-men f.' basso and tenor, ami there will hi n trouble in securing soprano and alto. A I'i'.a Oatm. A iittle five year-ol ! lov Xh,10, is. rncled in morals by , 5, r;i,Trn,!0r. The oh! lady fold Lini j .1 t scb terms ns "by colly." "hv ! jingo," -bv tlmnler," ect" were ot,-'v ; 1Mi, ed oaths, and bid Utile b-tter lb m ! nnv other p-ofanitv. In fct. she sat 1. 1 . J . . ..- ... j u. r,,J,J H pri Line n;l!!l bV i!lC fret : "by." .-Ill such ver. oaths. "Wo, then, grandmother,'' said ill? little box ful. "tlii-n-V a big oith in the newsptpe-. : 'by tcl- gratih." Tl e old ladv gave r tin, and the yoy is SUil uew nacicJ mora!?. I r is sni 1 llod tl'.c Chinese knew b a ft ."111 i 1 . 1 'V',--1- ic.f.-Ti.-at. i-.nLi tv ! in ,s,.--.a ;oi 'IA l.'.-i.', f!:s..l it's 1:0 u. ihy orAv -i r- dinp roan fc.ee cl