" i -Kj "J v' ' ' t-v .i------ f--;---sr... f .- -. F'-.' a . 2 ' -j I J r ei r- H it i E tl l :i WWW SMItor a:nl Fiibli. -slier. HE 13 A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRUTH :,IAKES FREE, AND ALL ARE SLAVES BESIDE. Terms, pc-.r year lu uxlvuttce. T5BENSBURG, FA., SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1871, NUMBER 5. mm V:AV ; .' t 1 I J - OI.UMK 5. I. T1 T ?C? r.? -'. "; f'V V'.' ; ; .' j ? I. -.-c :u-'- r. -w r:. V.'il !l l'IISl;:!IL v!:..;.- . f ! :n- 'till.- r ' ,! i-n'n's-; 1 iir'i t , iii' i-itMi-r i-' X c;i.ly .!;;,:-. ." I :. I'l'.-tnir-: r v, i-.i ; Inn- to I in- i -;r;i iu-:iri. :is i:nir!'. '. II: 't if'. '.'.!. IV SClll (: :: vi1 nsakc t I t-:i-;ir tu.; -. ! 1 i .!;.' ;'.; t!;ctroii : ' . i - ;! v :. ' ' , i! '!(;! ir -..i'o !v o n. iiiitl a !. '' 'K-wv;.;!--,-!- '! ! ln; ! i. l.'i -.Kli.'l-. A' :'. i :i : '!: "l ':-ii. a-i-lri.'--'.. Aria t., 3fAi.su. C HKlIFF'ivU:S. V,y virtue f sundrv v.-trf V-:.'. Kjtn., Al. "i :. i..:i-J ' ;.-i '. t .i . .;. ,,f :;.,!',.': z-t oi' Coiiituoii Vl.tl '.!!u!u i.s i-nimty. nvd ti. :.''. iliri-ctcii, tiiri'l In' csiic:: i! 1:) l'i! i ,! ii :- -:, tit Si." l'o:i.-t '.If i". K! ' i!ii:;-T, i.u It.t :;mp:-ii;i fv. at 1 o'cK .-v 1. M., t!:. IV !i i:.:;l j'-t;it", :o wit : LVTilttea for tho Caiii'iria. 1"ifci:i.tii. i 1Prl luinrr i i ii ?P.-o ti fi.-i nif.'rroi anil ' r if i . sit . i -i 11 I ia l-ui.i. lf...l.t...T I. a crl,...T.l lv. I till lately, lim iuo widows were buncd or : oblueJ to certify to actuul death, unload Lurried ;;live at s -.it tees. lut we, in our the Ij:i.t livocul evidcnci-a diolution reckletse-s, do as badly as they. A j has aluady jijincaied. wi iter in the Jitnitcaiih Ccuinr:i m-bruis I ot! -; v ;-. r. : ie nr .: In; M-r-r --.f A. ('.. i'.y, I ! f Li !.". il!' I .-.I;;;.;,-, in , !i'..--tij:-a l- .1-. t'aii'.! ( i:t j : i l'..-j on .-! .-r 01: 1 k :.' i it i iiiiMiL- M.-.rv ! :1 -lll'l! : . ai'jojn;;; j . , . .. , lt! I r. -.i I-..;-.; nil : i !i roi : : ; s I 1:1 r; ."1 . !i:i i :: 1 ,!. ... ... ,., I ... I ! .1;; iiw'.ix-, . itii 1 1 !:-.-ri j in tin- 'iir'ilv'i'i'V of Join, .!. !.( t of (Ipiliii.i 1 l-i iiiTjy.ji- ,-,;, 1 1 ii.'.ri :;. .inir-,' 'I..., ,. 1 i 1 1 ; -1 srn -r-t .; t l-t o::! !). ;!' .r on tin' '.. 1 -t ; kr,(iw ;i v ii !; I...t N.i. in ,.-::irc r.T, 1. a Lot of (ir oiiiiii i'roi.i i:i5 n the 1,01 ti-.. ! ot .' I!Y AMOMO. From tUe Cutbolto Wot ! 1 for Mure'u. ut ull ; and once more he glanced with r,iv, on:i : v-r.r !-Tli! , v ." n li i I' '.: I'!'I;!:M.( i . !.. . a en:- i - i a : !.V i;.'l'ir YI !li:i.V, e .1 . , : ...-:'. r : f 1 f - r .-: i linn :t li ',. : - ::. ; . ' 'i "' ! 'iJiire- ! II - I' - t V . :- 1 : llll.l. . - z . . . . i . , . .1 . tij ...'........ :, '..r,i.ii-i:"W.X. loi i m i 1 1 1 i -i on t !u- in n t !.. i ot ao.:: on i t- j .i-i.f " i ' ' t on t . s-.n:'.i. k".o I.-.i "'IO- ;. )''"" "'i ' : known o.i 11..; . 1 .' ; run I v i'l V'li inn : ' ;::;o: i I -,... T :i. I ;... I ' ! ! i : -.I.'-:, lis-;:-. --. - : .11 J?:-:;.fAay. N . " .tI.,; ! . U;;;-,.'i cV V. 'UK'S I Vu.; - r- r;;-'vo HAT, THf-f v.i?. a:.d Lorr.BU sref-s, j Vij iwekinu Wi f ! ; .,: -i . i--u ;iii aow-tiiiti Ai .!iti !.'i;i;i:ntl Kiir:"S'i ..r -; ( 1'iat I -! 'h-'- . -n 'Ort Hn!t:! ' :;- I omi! '.'a!::!r)Cii(ii' 1 i T 1 i '.' ; i.i'h-i' V'irieti-- of : . ; i , ri,i"! j " . . - - .-; i 7 :-sr- irt -ha;!. ' -:i . : ! , ,-i . 7- at i ycn:. j .T ' : . ; :. i.V'.il .l -ic let or j i ! !!!'. .;-ht--i N. Y. j c" T'.i i " .' Cl V m A E9C A . - ! I ., . i i l...:.- id . :.i ;. ... t . .,: i'..' i...'..i loi- iS'it!:i . 'III. . ; ..V' V- -i: " ' i '" '. !t. ill 1 li' t!' "i. t I f c 'otioii ::n .l ! i . it . i. .;. on : cot.-' I a i;i i -.f .lo'illl .1. I I i-t 111'; I i t- o i-r (!;! i'l.ii ( -r;. I: .-' i ; ... : e in . i i:y. Lot i; , :-.t ,o l Xv i I i i ;a;..i t ; S.tJ, utij desolate, un J o.ipiebt Caieloia of the inonow; Vi hat can give to sudues rest? At.d a balm to sorrow Y Fiitfridj ena they bt'.-to.v who Lt-cJ? llviie 'lis viiiu a broken reed; Ard iiil.e juv3 with li-Liiiljf frf c-eJ ui the hues they burrow. Thh.k that for that iife of thii.c l'i'.ct!ei blood huh .started; Think , lor thee, tl.ut 1'o.vtr Dlvino 2'r.in ii .s t'.iot:e Jeparted. To the hcUitst. j.iireet, best, I.iho w l.iiih ihv sine tenueit, Ai.-l w.th l ; :m i a't'd in Ctsst, Ili-e, thou broke: he-ii.o.l ! xii :.a. tii.it the-e, uud inure than thesd, Vi ere bar en 10 LiCoS thoc; Let i-..eii 'nti..k!y ; assh ' L-i't-t-o la its lli-iit cares tlice K-jd the ia-r o.-t of its shji, AaU the ".irai on w:vo ui.d eky, Oi a i'jit i.L ever ii'ili, A;..i lei peace po-jit-ss thee. j hostility at Fuunidi, aa much as to say, i ''Such IIS ho would ns!c Vim V.ti.;,,- 9 uluady tiirca.ed. Undertakers and goftly fell tho touch of twilight ou JudcM1 ! can be simj.lor than my question. 'l ve he;s havnu char-re of font-nils should i iiileut hilU: cot u ni.-.-o tl.ai- 5U i..i... us that the public luortuorie of Paris . be compelled to ascertain ihat death has Slowly ,t tho pence of moonlight o'er Ju- nulllIi heaven I have --ot no niece ' i about una in every thtce hundred pcrsoj.a ' occurred before coliifiir-.g the remains j dca's Ueu:b1'" ii;i8 thc olher ' Ilov CJtI fat he f xlunli enp poseu u oe ueau acuiauy comes to liie a i;e moa oi buiiocatuiu in a coinn is riUrQ i i ;t .ln ' W..11 , .r j a i iii .... j r"c 11 u i ' - nt.il, ins lavauu vvna :i;ani. it luat rale one hundred perions let r.b o than or toitureot tlie rack or burn- In tho temple'? court, con verir., seveu eldets dau'-liler.'' I must be buric-I alive annually belonging ing at thc stake. Ciirelessness cannot bo I to the city of New York ; and here, tot), innocent ; even ignorance in such a matter not tt tithe of the precautions are taken j is akin to crime. A mockery is our aor- j that are icq -bed in l'Vanee and Knlui.d. '. rowing, our tears are little better than I A well authenticated case is on record . hypocric-, when we neglect precautions i of a strong man droppitig away suddenly; : against the terrible fate Lo which every whoso grave or tomb was opened ibur ; one of us is liable. I days after, and the body found twisted ! atound in the Cufiln, and a hip dislocated, I Jjs" T,yui E'l' t 2." ; too liitir turn.-U wmte and turn out, and I iii'-' feutnre.s distorted in a horiible mans j nvr. l-'earliil was the rltule of that ! man :'n hia fihatly coi.lhct l'i.r lilo with every odds aair.st laai. A yoiin:4 wo- tii:tn; also, beautiful in person, and intel- ! iect, was h.iiijd in the usual hurry, seme (.lt npart r... . ... . .-.I ....... I ...I. .1 . . .1 .. ' 1 i : i s tigo. I lie body was alterwanlB : """ pnt-u niun un inu um oib i tali tii un for removal to a distant feme- ' Ulct tchuobliouse ciumney, and smoked ton ye tery. She, loo, had been engaged arid ! out scholars and "To hnve wealth, isud power, avA ;hry, crowu eil Hint t.i'iMriieil by th nrid teaciiur ; i csaved lo worsted in her i-ciihi in a tr i lile .! rmm h I fchoot a lit l 'boor S hen, who lre;asscd 1 I for Her face whs gashed, her hands ' un uiy own particular garden spot, and Of upi.-ar.,? clnl-Jr. u 9 chad, en. ' Rabbi Le.jv i . . . . . . . i . i i i- .iii-- ram tc-piieJ. at.d arms bightluily torn, her fei t drawn -i he r.nrod ot my gun through Ins ; up in a wild endeavor to extricate heiself ; J-'1 -:'-'-col, unwittingly pii;i,inb' the old - TmTm- si h,.4.-r-A- Cl. AAA JT. ! from the hoi lib!. in ison. her face furrowed 11JUI1 hy iis coal to the side thereof. I ! "To have won the pi-ahe of iritiotu. to Lave OuitJ, -C UtUUlS, -C5iJUUUlD, Ut. i .., .1 1, .1 l . :i . . .1 ... ! i.-.wr tiieil hoi once to "whin rh, sr-li.oL ; 'he ol . i ' uii'i i.i-.t.iii.t.i i i i in: ii.i- - l iiiiiia. u; ,i . - - - - - w - - m. - ( f man, m ani.i'j.'f city, 'P and his .'ran ot-im.,-.! i c ihivrf afterward-. : '-' - was about twelve or thirteen '. the ii !,t, t:;i.- r -. t . w i: : d. , j : i ' t I ro.'l ' T I .ii no n "V-r V-oa- i- o i .-! ! t as !.-,iii's: !: i: '!' v Jp,frirs. c;; 'r .1. I, It ; ' n;- i l.t-s ; i n .: ti-.Ti i . V. fsr i . i i i-.-. t i . i.,,.;, t h !,.-. -iv - '.' ' J ii ii i un 'fx itl(.t:c I'hiiipsl'i r;x v.;n in a ;' oji line -I" inn-iil- ! t' W'-liir-i '.Vi-.i o. n-i.-'h one-half .?.-'.?.-. .-.i--t :..( w S-alii... i.,.,-; mi , w i.Uh'.i.ii lia-i- ,i ., .-; ,:,!!-. i o-i I -. Ac. : i r witi- the 1 1 - - r e 1 1 1 ! ; ', i - j . ; - ;.;:;: . -.. i ; . l I. n ri ( ' .-! 1 1 .on '..'... i 1 at I i.i- s Marirar,- :!,,. ;;Oi, ;, ,: A,: -,;;.; , v 1-: x. .' n ..( .-. . :. '.'i:i':. A !., :,? i ho ri-j-t:i. 1 : : . : :.; vi I" :-. - . I i"rv. ( ii-ci-L'i. 1 u :-r iti 1 'iiiiam ; io'- -. . ii!-I to ;. -.. ;,.. or :; , f' I. .n. .: ,; i ;i i. "!.:.'; : to vj-h:i . I r. :: ' . . ... ... . . -' lati't o: .liu-i 1 .i i.h i!--' .; . !;..(-ih. a '.. -i .vi-; t. ci i; t. on '-' ;$ At-roji. im or i -. h tii. !i'o:i ci-i . o ,i a one ;uni ;i ;..,;' i;,,, v t ; jMi.l a I'hiv. s. -ti !,.,.-,- in l .f oci iii:! '1 loaeis ii.-ni- u-cr ; a .-to.i.u :-av ?.Jiil ..'f!-i -t try !'l:n;k IJ..;;-. i,..,- n-r oi-i : ; -oi . i i - r t ..r-( 1 i :' h.i ii : s.:si!.i : : ; .-:.- .!: W! sljjp, ';iini:,-i;t .-.ii; ut y, t i !v:. ; 'DPI ;i . J i ' 1 : . i I J- ' - - !h. . s. ,- o - In- . ., . t ' i-l. T : V- :i mi . in- nil . !' i;. il. ( Mm A !. a!5 1 !. : i ; t : -1 r t: i; . i ii ;. !:. :. ,',::i-.K .,f i;. :. ..!... :. ;nl to a t-iec.- or ia:-i-o! i '.' i... i. ; -ih :ij-( . ii ; i i-vi-ii't:. 'ir orj t-, ut., . . - . : ::. A . a..;-, i: !vs ,.f i all mi. ilo.-'i!. and ot ix i .-, en ; ,,.--.... i- o .- or I. -. !.;. '.: .: ; ; ( . ' iloit r-. : i..- - . .. ' :, t : ,,.( on l, i i tt 1 ! A o 'i ! .;,.-, .!O v each, rio'-c ;''.i- ( i t-u . . i i . y ! : l.-. tul h n ! .i '. .! Mi-'.' .i : ! .;i ;. " I' :-: I til- ami to !,, -oM ; : in sift ot' V. A.inirliin and V. i.i. t';.'l:o:. I'll !;in tV di. .!-.-.. a'i ;! : l . h. 11.1 1 : ja.-ia A ii.' !- -vs. . in :..; n , i Land si; i;.,;, ti Ailc-.-h :).. ( ...: i ii.iinr l;"nis of M. v. ii.e',a i.i poiceu en the laoie ol toe tleiionirator ot j their coains. 1 eilupa linn phenomenon V aaeis ! Tot hi a:;-i .vi i.ci is on tain h:- : anatomy; a few sliucks of the galvanic is tirod'jc.j by lbs K.eehanical force of n.w eleaietl, aa i:-;r t:-' i- f.' -s 11 n-c and I.o-r 1. When I was a by, I have an idea that I developed tin unusual quantity of "original fin," even for a boy, which is saying a good deal. innumerable were the piiiclical jokes J placed, the orchards and heiwoosts I robbed, the times I i-lay Seven prat d aud hoary sacs, i,, cf j.j aud pure of heart. " Wt.at 13 rect?"' enid H ibbi Jud-ih, h of 6 tern it 11 1 Mf .-id fa st i;izc; "Auswer, ye h-!-u toils have burtheued thro' the laaic'n of many days." "To bavo gained," s.ihl HiilibiEzra, "deeeat weaiih nrd goonir stnr Yvithoui sin. by Loi.t-t lebor aothiay lesi aai aothii.g more." v . 'To hare found." -SHi.l R ibbi Joseph, metk- ness in hi gentle eyes, "A foret'n-ie of lieiveu'a tn tbtuc-ss iu hoiau's bleiieJ jjariidite." "Oh, I see," Mid Mrs Housewife, dii-t-pondirigly. "How very stupid in us i.o: to find it out." "Yes, indeed, ma'am," Htiswtred the remorseless saviut. "That failure only shows how- difficult it ;j for ordinnry minds to grasp mure than ona idea at the same lime. The attention i,? solely fixed on the different varieties of nieces." 'And also," observed Mr. Aloes (who was much displeased at being classed among -ordinary mind"), "and also, tho attention is naturally distracted from tie point at ifue by the brutality of the fath er's remark. Now, that ia in itself catch,' In my opinion." "Well, sir, 1 will give you another tiirople exercis-j for the understanding that has r.o feu-eh disii acting elements, observed the I'rofessyr, coolly "A blind beggar had a brother. Tae brother died. What relation weie they to one another ? Cornej tell me that." "Why, they were brothers," exclaimed the Loloriel, with the rapi.iiit' of a small iii:: i;.,.n::: am ni:.!:u!t or uking liti: j:iu ai.ivk. ilI--i ana, w uts- " t ; ,, ... i ,.a.i,i .- .'-i . i- iiii. eviuiio. C- ' ... ... , loihtll sni,i:iiiui rt'ii'sonitril . !.-.: 1 1 ! il I I. id ' J perate had been the struggle. A young i.i, ), w as pzooamy uecaaae i k'niv aitiue. boy at the bottom ol his cla.-s who hope nooie lanuie ihat iliue. was 'tins tiui icj, "- " " "' theie live-l near us a ii mi' . ; -I -.r: s. ' li'--. ! 1 i.o to gnu; protnoi i ! .. I.i an e !.., -o, mi, an.svv e; en i lie 1 I oiessor re- J Tiie b,:dv had been turned upon the face, tLeie lived near us an old man who owned j l,7n C la,-, j ' ' I ga.diog Tuiabrboinb with interest as it the arm was bitten to the bone, and there ; u dlie low-boat, in w.ncti i.e u.sjel to be I Answered h.-.t-hty R ibbi A?her, vouti-et of I t'-,fi-- type ol som.' lov order of in- Dr A!.x; ,-r i--:'.l r vv riles as A '. a i '. -. i h-ri abvu; the pull of prcu:ututu bur i . . 1 .: i o. i : We rc-tii.'fjnber lviuly the liorror pro ., j diiei-ii, while vet i: ear boyhood, when ; ;..i ihler i-.ster read fu ni the iTtivai Oi r .i j i. ? a .-lorv entitled "Doiied Alive.'' 'i'he - I i' : I We remember th it tlie -story was told, several yearo ago, th.d Lorenz li. Sliep- i p.'oiiiinent h.wvvr ot the ci'v ol Li !'. " his; t umber of the t'c.'-cf-l- Jl.xj- I were other evidences of the deaiL-wiest- ; c0111muaUy padi.1t.-5 out from the shore, to eaten di ul-wood coming down the river. I don't reiiiember that his boat posse.--.ee. 1 any pal'Ucolar advantage over any other cialt thereabouts, bjt 1 do re iaembei that we boys invariably stole his lui' our li.sh'i.g excu! Moos in preleicttcc to ter iateimer.t. and that the clothes about 'y other probably becau.-o he h.-vv into 1 had fa'i'-n into a cataleptic condi- i his face were found to be saturattd with such a terrific passion whenever he ui-seov- i ti. n. 1. .1 i ii- r ,.,-,11 .,,,,1 h! v '.'!., vii ' his !,!,..-.! Wo Li.vv .,.il.h..r ,.t' ih. :n. 1 ered us with it. the le'veit-ud t..i.d. IV. ui d, .New o;k, who died in the uppatuitly fall vigor of ii:e, acliiallv recoveied al- j temgei.ee, ihcv- me i.ot biothets, or I ! thou'd scarcely have asked the question." .vii;- 1 1- in 1,: . , ! "liicV Ulll.t be bi'olhel'a-in-lavv," bU '- "All in .i:n, :iiJ Jt'iobi ,1 an us, " uiiltia hu'.,. ' . ,, . " ui. ! h e have tiact-J j i'-i"u- 1 1 unnidog. Ia the .-oi;': M..s..ie pitetj ts, by eiu's eontiici 1 "1 'mioubCediy they might," replied Li.en IS. t... , I -?. 11 1,1, j .1 lultiio c,...'.i. 4.1.... - ...... .....j ,. . . . , . I J O .11 . . . , u Li. they were not " "Sum a bit," s.dd Mel'herson; hui ried- i !y, niie olu- who h iH not got his answer ;1 itve-st c US, ,1 w as ilulv colli-. led and burs 1 curacy of the story. dies have b e en lie was 1 x!;i. :;.-.. i by 'ie:- iiieeiions ' removed fVoiii old to new Lurymn-gi ounds, i.u. 15at one el.iy we came to grief. Jlun- vvhich stove a the boat on a snag, ca: lied to a na -du'al coiie. iiid : several vi them having turned over in fioie in her, she sank, and we narrowly cseaced the liadnional "watery grave." Then 11; t use wi- li.i'obi Jtidali, ta!!e-t, ul ihea -ill : lieia it. o U.u.i. ot lump uud honor even .j.jite ready, but yet i).,fu't wish t(J i,0 VllilUiit fcoui.-j lilliV fah: .- .1 .i-! 11- ii antn ;pied. " I he hiiad heg-j ir, you f,n v, x:- had a brother, and the bioiriir tiied. "Love may fail hh, virtue's sapling grow a dry i eil, ed - cour.-e. if one was. dead, you una iiiiiii. r-j'j , .i- boSJUiS the ua-iehijh love in ci '(!. li v I .1 t". iii ;h j'lii.cy "t Mj 1. ''..cm o i . lui, in execution j llll'l to bo 0f.! lit the s.iit ,,r Mnry:,r,.; . V , . I !:ti an-! Ahx. ';' nllia, Me-i:-,ei o: w'ui:ucl I iii-M..liiil. 'i- 1 ;. ... i. I s'. ai ! t : i- r." . : . ' . till' .in 1 1. '-r--t f.f ;'a-a'i ' ' I'. ! - ;. .id .. I.e.'. at loll ltl..il ' it : .-t.-i-t. , f ,. , , : : ' -!' !-. A-S-h-i -.Ci A.-Vo o. -': , ,.i . l'i, !.,;. ; -A. u en. .13 - .d !. .... ; . ' DTP PSV :'n v v-' 1 M !:v-' i: ' ' -' n . ,.1 z o (oili jii-i- 11 a y in h i r ' -. 1 :il! i'.. r: re i:iys n i,st ri c- ' A,:M r- in -.m i inn 111:;. sti-.-e r .. -!. , :.n :th.- :i,l "I s.ildlhi- bci! tn-'iioe 1 reel 11 Oil. I oien, 1 1 ; a hot or i.m 1 .n.l.i 1 n.i Ai -jo: o . I ' 1. 1I1 1 . l . I ''-'IO . IC. I Ii I.i 1 t . 1 -t r ! ;, ; ! ... ;,, li iuini o;i lit.; .-j, .,-!'). it I.o- i n -Ii.ij.i-. - I iry i hiiik II. m- e ...: a o-. -. i.i.;,,:i'V o; I. : in - e d to I -e s, 4,1 1 r, 1 1. n 1 1 n- of I. vvl.o-. i- j veil I.. 1 ' . A If . t He 111. t i! h.' and in tores' if I "avid a t roi i i i' l'-.'n in ., 1 in ion at !: t-t't of V ibiam il. 0.ri'.- li.i'ii:i 1,-oyd. U It. J 'f . i .1 11 11-1 t o t '. o I.o! 1 f ( ; ro and -! n ! iroii-h. ( 'an; in i,i ate i; . -t wnni. hi. en ! '-'tnty, lrontifi-r l'i'i fe;r on I!i;rh sti-t inrt H I'll rinini;- t.ae ::!'' I feet, nlorcr M;irv A"i tret on t ci!-t, to J.h d street, stlotia-' J.lo;, d ' r: t 011 itn s,,iii!i. a 1 ; .: n i :i :z lot oi I'ii i;:;i-d battery partially aroused him, and on the the gases which ate got. er. tied by decom wojii ting of his breast by the knife he ! position, but who Knows ? We have guveVigns ul life, and by pioper treatment j u fleeted mneh upon this .saljeef, and not was iuily resHscitated. Ten or twelve! without iach unKiely. There is actually ei.is alterwards a relative, w here we - little pn-tcerioa for any of us from this weie iri t i :il, told us of having been p're? etit when the body of her -ch-in law: was terr: pei il. Ve exhaust our tneigies ov ei woi'k , ex cited; icl'ii, too SilUeli ii. ma le 1 r ady for tt;e coffin, an 1 pert'' i ing, ! tigoe of the bi ain, tin: use of tobacco. as -die inn b:e;i, a d ed, -lite a w ;ii m -oot on the left ': l iv cs i.i a-s'hcti.'s, and by habits who wii.s pitting hv and t aeii. --s which hasten the thiee ti.-ieis ihis w :is tohl d ied oiil w i'.h horror, "Do , iii the s'liiiiiing of the fatal thread. Ap iiot talk any more I it : the idea is too j oplexy, pii'ay, epilepsy, aie likely to pros dreadful to think of." Dot we did think ' trate us at any moment; and catalepsy, over and over again of the horror of in- i perhaps, is not far from any one of us. lerring a living person. It was hardly ' This la-t .flection :s characterized by a !abie in ii.ec.se in tf ie.-l 10:1, that such , !... m-..:e or .c-s oi coii't.h te conseiou.-n'. s.-, . 1: 11.. t 1 s- ill ( .'.:. 1 in e, 'iiiit- n;i ti:.'ot. iiuvia,' l!iri-"r,n en it ! ;t 1 . ... , , ( -. ..,.'' .. , , i.'.-i,i;,,i-v i i.iiui- Holism e-ii! a (-nin e s, .1 1,.. ;i tlu;i.roiu occur, tor the b.aiy remained j wiiu a prcohar uiiuiiy ol tne mu.scies, :enV X' evecoth'iilold lo V:hV-ll''i in-od, ' or i "- -g' en .u-lt to ali.,w a return to causing the t-.-dy and each part of it to y-Ai-it "I".;'-'." ii h:id !i. une t. A!.t, i d the i i ;'! t . thin er.d i. r f -nr IV I a ,. ' ii. . . ol . ill .'.l'i 1 0 Ik J., il.i- rf. 1 :!lilis.si,i ons. Ad Inh. a (i . 1 n. re ,v l'i; . :-. ,; 1 I -. - 1 1 - vt .i.-.i a col i'r.i 01 -i 1 ! -i Cl 1 '. S 1 i a !lO. Vvr - I I ,,I'5?-TU 1 2 ; . i 11 a te in P.n I.i m k . . v: n: 0 I ' udA.inii.-r l;:ii'l-! of .!:.) . -i.;;c i or. Hi:,.-,'-.. ;'i Kirl.;-;!t.h h. M etii'-r, i-'ii-tiili-1!!,' r . t : i ry-o::i- i 1 1 ic. ho:: 1, , U ' '.e.ti 11, ! . !. 1 i : . - 1 he: lio'l-n ! a.'. ;; ' . 'i ..!' a ia t e ; 1 hai a .id to . . 1 I li '.. t he J. Mofire A- s-.-i. lol. ii d 1 Ie ri :;-!;! , td ) n 1 in t O'.i!.- i:t. oi. in :ind to a i of of (h-"ill iM in! . nit A .1 1 . -v.-i: hi r o . n. 1 Iroitt if:jr t-'i r-fct on -i. h.irv'i .-;... ''. . ten. 1 ;i I .n I. :'. : I cei t o ;. 11 :. o. . . ;. i. . 1 1. . 1 iiul ' . ';: 1:. ; :; I i on 1 !.. - m .1 i i. ; : .d an;, lilt -o:!:. ha iiar 1'. mm r r. ! d ;. t l-'i-illiicllollse ;if.da I'lClCe .-'Ml'ie, I',,'.- I'jiaf of t In - .d A i -h. ,.-.s ;. e- V, I: i.,,.:. ail' 1 to oc :-i e.i at ti.e Ull t !-c-f f f Hot-:-.! ..f i-i i .' - - : , . e I 1 . . . ' - i;si. ,ss. li.it in litis country the , it :.on the c-it; ii in which it may have 11 ..i....... : . . . II .. .1 I .... . , . , 1 .... I . C UC.ll IIUl 1.1 V ieii.o loieea uy Eieio p.iienis 10 uevoie , (juti ou:- pocket-money to replace the old mail's j boat, the circumstance was liiiuly im- j x"' pressed on our minds After ion- years I lu l' ouU;r coun a "e.T-areJ, . . 11111 - . . j oih -hiih ed ehitd; ii.,'1 passe.t and 1 had become a staid and n;. Vi ,t,Mlj0j ,, of UTlU, ic.-pcou.i iaiiier 01 a ia:auy, i'iicuiii.iaii- f cos biought the old man, now almost a j centenarian, to live beside me. I fondly ! hi.sied all memory of my youthful e.-ca- 1 pades hadvanirhed lrom his nieihery, as j tie never referred to ihem, and 1 coi.ciu- j deil he had forgiven and forgotten. lut j 1 reck oi.evl without my host. One even- itig we eat -challii.g round my lire, of old j times my thiee boys listening, open- j eyed i.nu i pell-eai eel, 10 our lUu.. slight dilh-ieiice arose between us coii cernitig the date ol a certain event. The oid man was positive; so was J. Sud denly lie leaned iol'wald, looking me stead- p-eiii of inter t.rcnt, before death has actu- : been at the moment i f attack, or in which )' -' ac0 : iinV tiovcii in .at years pnft it ha : el -oris iu .-tjpr.o.-ed he: ad-h.i.ly.widi every a; p C 00 Lot 1 1 : a! 1 . i'i r as it is ed.. n it may akci wards be placed. It huiy a!- 1 1. o i wi'.h is often very gicat. For been vt rv common tor ; tach o.,it sides ol the bouv, onu sine oulv, l;h to fall do vti : or a sin.le limb or organ. Someiiu.es it l ai.i-e of h.iv ing ; is preceded by signs of nervous disorder, id sod den death ; ami at time- il occurs without any prcvi- iiio ss, ana o-s warnm. :ti a i j. l .t,.K- i .1 Al-so. ;id 1 ': 1 hrht. tit!' 4- ' ! i ( ol .1110. of. Ill l' 1 ,. I .1 inter! . 1 y 0,1 in i I.. TlMil- Clhel' oi.ell il( .e ,. o:ij l.-a.t : -son iioni the anxiety and ant t .np.-i it hceS w l.-ieh So !:. ly-..t ii.iie is leiulul liability cf being pi o-irate d by catalepsy the counterfeit oi' death under such circum-uauees that ns l,;e.;ii ' ti.e bodv h in ci.aree S VViil'olilg Ili-.ituill-i. The signs of total exfh'.ctioti of life are 11- t so i;in ipiivia'al as many suppose. Ces sation oi' 1 i ii aii-in anil ci; eolation can not ailoi'd po.siiive evieience, lor the exier-h.-.l .senses are not suUieient ly aectue to enable us to detect either lespiratiou or liie circulation in the smallest degree 1 can tell you just when it was, Thomas ; it was just one week befeie you stole my boat, stove it in on a snag i.i the liver, :.i.d cemc so ptsky nigh being drowned. i'eeple thought 'l was a won der jou crcaped, but I didn't. I aile'ls t live live to be hanged lor know, lue-y could not be bro.oeis anv b-ii '- er." " The idea is novel," observed the Tio-f.-csor gravely ; but you have not hit upon the exact sot in k.n. The faet is. :enil- 1 uieii and ladies, a blind beggar may be ! eilner male or female In tins instance j the was a ielue.le. They Wete brothel' and sisier. "1 call that a c.ltcL, said A Iocs, gloom ily. "Well, at all events, ;. is an easy one, and on all missed it," returned ihe 1'ro te.jifor with quiet tritimpli. "Mow I will give you one more example of social aiii lime-tie, which wiil I. in all re-peeis! lo oi htii. It is a Mintile toiesiioii in rubir-.i.- ; . i xv. I lion, and all I shall ask of vou i- .-iiieu Only he, wiii.ai the mea- ! two "r lioee g'. sscs would arrive at the truth by mei e eiiimuatioii ro w rite elow ;i ihe repiiy on pap r. A man went inu. a cobbler's and bought a pair ot boots for sixteen shilii.igo. i!e pa: down a so tor- 'For "ft hue one ir r.oi, the oihor mast gro j eign (twenty shillings )t and the cobbler ' hav i;e no eiiaiige, s. nt to a in i-h boring; public hoiiL-e, and gave it to him. Later inr . Oi.e by ::e he ih-oi pd the !tii, softly p 'a. iked v. i:h chi .d i.-li hand ; Oae by one he viewed ti.e sJgti of lhi.t grave and i.o.u v Lin 1. ?yc b step he ueueJ the iu cioter, till eneir- elcil by tiie En en, Thu he said, ill toi;C ui.treiiibling, wii.il 11 cUii.e that breatfiea of hs.ile'u: "-1 av, nay , 1-0 hers utile ol wno.-e b;e 1st DweiU liio Iniiiinii lovti with tiod loe, eaa j Laio fviuiid Lie's Uuest iei-t; ivi. .( o 1 1 a ; . t I il.- ir- J.I Hi Char.h.g 5.u.l t'et-ds into ptiatitcuis an un h-ealiiag, boiiiie-s ihilSjj. xv:i. aid ou coahin't be kiiied no other way.'' And the old lollow chuckled iu the most dbgustiiig w'iiy, while my rascaiiy bo)s grinned delightedly at their dignified father's discomfiture. It is needless to add that I never differed with the olj man '. ' i w ill not l.c-kate about it luompt burial. comnattb'.e v.iih meie cxlsle ! t hi 1 i.m ' . , 1. , . . 1 -i-;,i 1 1 1 Lass of un the auljjct of dates thereafter. ' ' -.0 ' 1 -u-es. huelyis si'.e.i. ill i h-vtb !! I .. I..--.1 h , .'. ., tr;a i . , 1-- " ; 1 ' ." ; ! '.. .'.'' "! A"","1'""i Ac i .iitv. -adjoin ii...- i mds of .-t'nioii '.!. 1 -. -. e cohl 1 v:-h that the old ()n ntal prac- ' heal is not conclusive ; lor Site may coil- j ' ''" '' 1 " 11 s. eii-elo:! - ' iS ( in i h , 11 n I o ( i'-rs, c.lll t ; i iii ur we; .1 v - ii e i - ,- . , ' , . ! ... . . . tit i - '-'i'.'-i-i ii.e- ti-- i. I , ;.r.s, nuireiir !.. so.our i.'ti'i'.i.i :; m' . ,ce 1 creiiiation vvaB in ta-ihion ftinong; us. 1 liiiue, and recovery late place when 1:0 1 iik KiiAsoN W iu. In liidiiuia :i hus- V-"' .,' oli; '''; '';"" I ai iiy l.ieii : r' !.:-.-. d. bavitcx ti.i i.. -ii -.. : -.i a Thero would be at least the comfortable : pieccpiible vital WiiimtU exists. It is ; band, after a spree, was led home by one '. , 'a'-'' li:iin r , --;.iid-a-h;iit ;..ory ho'j- iloioc, iioie i., i i,e o- , , . .... , ' .. , ' ... , , ... - - i- ' -, 'l I."; ii. ici-. -t, of i a.'cy of i l.uiois :i.-i .,rn ii. VaUen ia eve- j reiieclion cl no s:ii!ocii!io:i ia a c-'llm ; cu-.tomary in some places lo cut or ampu- ; of his it lends, w oo, alter poising him - ' ; ' ' ' 1 1 i e. v. i '. I'vi'iv . I 1 1 . i . -1 . ! I . i I ,. - , t ! - 1 - i e I o 1 f , .1 ; 1 1 ( '. !- ' , , - - ' l -i .1 i . r . i . II . . . " . .1 .1 . . ... I i 1 .1 1 . . . . . 1 1 II .... I "Whoso hold this precept truly owu a a jewel br'ghier iar Thiiu the j-ys of home mid chi'e.heii than Weanh, iaUie, ana glory tie "Fairer than oi l a'e thrice honored, fai above traaitiuu's law. Puie as any radiant io'.uu ever ancient prophet saw. m ihe day ihe Landlord in i!ie inn tent in 1 . . 1 1 1 . ,i ... . , 1 . 1 roe . Cii;.i v. .;i it .1.111 one, 1 to s..y that tne and malt 1 Kg it .1 it; whieii he aceoridn-ly ihd. tow. how much tiid the robLler lose by ihe whole transaction There is no play upon vvoids, or anything but a common sum iu arithmetic." "Why, it's the easiest thing i.i ths world," ijacolated Housewife. "Oh, cf com so the cobbler lost just " "lie quirt, sir!" s-ai 1 J'uz-defon, very a'lgiuy. "Write it dowu, v i:l you it l.vei-v ,' " i--i '.:i w-l.oe.itit,.i choes ,',' . -: 1 I'd- l-oo!. or 'i-e-.ir i.l 'n V, '"s on i-ei.-ei.t of !M ''i(, KM. iv t o., lal- ,' S, , Voi-k. ' -'' ' '' '. in Ms i,.. ,,f ' : I'. t..-.a of ;. ;. i a. H ,v - -a - !,.,. ; i s...... si,.,i v;, !(. ' , -; ; d L .-t An ri Alc;i ' . ;', ! -. -.id We I mi e i, icri ullv ' ', '' 'd c no! I ti tvl.O i'e- ' ' oi s,. ,..t I ;.... 1 1 ii -iii-Ii a ten . : i hat i, -i II "I'll, at of in- hi ieit nia: ie.!; --" i:. ' -'-l-'.ie. i i -ei '. U l i i' 'of.' -lei'in'-1--c e': ;y ''.- bc-ides, the ajiplieation of the lire would tate a tinker, i dying on the flow or nun- j safely on the doorsteps tang the Lei! and j ... r .. !.,, i .. rr : . r 1 . 1 ... II..-. ..,..-...! I ..- ...n,..il.i, ..i.i.ii hit ,l..v ii ..is 17 1, . I I i.i i.tli..,' i 1 (.l.l.,...lu v ll'l fl V'l lli..L'. .v. ,v.v... ...vj ...... ..... ....... . i V . . l.wiilv. it ii... s-.-"..iy ... ... - . . lillritil ijl-.i INO. li!I 1 I:e ri:, lit io . li. I. nii'ini um jh-c or I'l.-i'i e.i : ge.icrailV arouse lh.. caiaJepUe pf adjoin 'i.'l- l iin'.V !:' A iiihi-w- Voii'o'r. .V. i n' ..iii ' e st :i tie'u cl life. Some two years 1 'ci haps vetiealion wou hi be taphd'.y sine, t'.de of the street, to see if it would be j -a. .o -i ui..- i -. oo.... ni-i. .u i .' ,e i s, :.,.0 u tuI-y was cotded mto the Iiocoe.si.er : Heat or an n i liati.ig ruLsiaace Coulo oe answered. 1 i oinptly the "p'ort was r: or less, about acr. s i-h-nred. !ui -1 ; ,;r ' . , . . ' ... , , - , .. , , , i , , , i . i-i'oii ereeie.i a two --a.i'y thank iim.-iMini u i JJawx'rut, purporting; to be the experience - apphed to the eLin the oCeurncg ot a; "eaiverteu, and the iona spouse beiielu .ndrjolary"o':i! l'oi'a, aH-i-a!01'11111-1" ' 11 '-- state of health, who ; biisicr is evidence of vitality. roubert ! him in all his toddiness. "Why Waiter, I lo be .old at t' -'if of '.Ici'.rv M-.;mi!o. i was roniiic'dcd to seek shi-ker in a desert- nioi.ose.l sis a test lo cut into one ot the i is this vou V "les. U1V dear. "What 'oi,!)- I.e, -wit hi a the nina-aire fai.h hppor-th.-iiei! ;d who's brc;t Throbs his brut her love with ttod love, knows j caa wiite. " the depth oi perfect ret. ' j "Scratch a I'lofcssor and yu (;,,d ti iTaiiat," whi.spcied Alioea. "Vou had Wotidei ing g.-iod they at each other once i.i si. tete, ui.d i.o more : "lie lata bjiokrn words of wiadoui i.o iuf.ii ever spaUo befoic ! ' XXI. o! uioiiev . J":- - A Lh, AT l-AU," mm mii pi. , ' " ::vo :.-;) .,,,,1 wHLiia t.veiity--'-.'- '. -ii years. ::t P avable'.rvlarch and September 'I'," -''Siaterc-d, aud willjje is- ,,,,tu 'III-1 street, i.!-;ii, n'l the r: '!it. tit I'-and io..i r -: ,d' John . r - ! " " J . i. CaluiiV put-sii i.'' lrom l izeih'of, in a a .7 'to a of .-! or .;u ,1 ,.f l.io.d . ed house iti Illinois, where he lell asleep. ; iaieicoslal spaces and feel the heart with in the wot Id has kept you so ? "Lccir 'fountain's ripaiiu ii'.'iintv' ir'.doif !b' ici Ui' 'i''' lhd-'a'.-; - Hi was fbund theie in a cataleptic trance, the linger. Holding' the lingers before a j out on a little turn with the boy-, my J Steeped he to upliu ihe i nMotia'- aioie or' I i--'. :.:id .upiosed to have died. In this con- light is said to he sure a tedness being darling." "Why Walter, your'e intoxi- . tc",J !?i"'J.,s t er'oif eiVei.'d !i ' Ie fie:iM'"'!'''i':i'!.'':' iViViT, ' ditioii lio was removcil and prepared for ; apparent hi the living subject, buj none iu caied !" "Y-e-s, dear, I csiiaiafe that's xxu t er - -on oi eel a I ' li- ft on-e -o i i a ! a e !: i : n, - oiioii no w as rem o veil iinu pi epai en ioi , appaiciu in me living buojitct, uii ii-me iu cai en : j. -v-e, oe-ai , x i-ana.iiiu : n.v in t'.ieoe. iM.-nti.-y oi ..' -i i .ir.-e'.i in .i.-!:n ! burial, conscious all the time of what was ! case ol death. Galvaiii.-m has been sup- ! so." "What on earth made you get so Ft tX-i.', .ir. 'lit Ken in e.'.ee 1.1:011 to i e i i ' ,, , , , . , - , , . ,1 i'jis.ei c.f .!:ii-.:i t.'-ei. ! going on, but unable to utter a sound or ; j o.-.ed to furnish a certain test. lirit.iou;- i drunk T And w by oh, tc-it ao you j p.-VtloV!Vu!n!i! io'a oi" ''Jn-'iiare''1 ;''.' ! innke a sign of life. His condition was i iy is extingui-ohed first in the left ventricle, ! come to me in this dreadful slate ?" "lie- i-.tuaU infiisi.tui-i.-.m-ia tc.wt:;iuj. ui. ei i.i i fu, tuhalely discovered before it was too then in the intestines and stomach, next cause, uiy darling, all ttl'ur placis'i' aLil j Ami' '.'an. ien-Vf i i!!Va;:.i'o;!el's.','niai:o j htte. The story may bo a fiction, but it iu the bladder, afterwanls in the right !? " j ..... . i .1 -i . , 1 1 1' T 1 i 'i-r-:. 1 . : . .'-,. o r i, - s. e t n l . 1 I -1 1 . . i I I. , i- . i 1 . i . i - .1 1 . . 1 i ' better do as ho wishes." So we all wiole down what we jmrie: ined to be the loss which the cobbler bad sustained ; ai it is v.c'hde'i'tai how opin ions diileled r, till such harrow hilliio Calui'y piish e; from their presence to the j i he Colonel made him lose t wo pounds.. Mr 1 ... !. 1..-. 1 m.es ulrewa the Eeat ' , , , -' ' Mid me iioois Mr. I' ui.hidoi iVII. tnade hrci lose six and 1 -u-p, tie-. 11 , taauini ..iti. o . 1 .1 . 1 -l - , , . i . , , , , , - 11I thirty tluliings. "hat on earth made you get so j l-amrly stole the foui.ds of fven.i.g through ; tiie 111.1s.siw outer door; Mr. Mci iie.rae.il made him lose sixteen 1 hile-iy lay the eaee of laooiilihl ou ti e sinhutga anel the boots, minus the prolit lie m.uie upon the boots (which, said the inu' 1 ; throe j tl.-'-lj; cut io- Kri tV-si-Vl-n i'.-.i iierr-:i. 1:. ore-or ic.-s, c.hol.t iieres of m Id' li 11 ro cleared, nwe in the. cy of l.iid ih. ,-..! . i t. d aiin in o." ii'l to b s".'d ut loo ti; 1 1 1 1 John J. I. 1. did not read like 041c We have tx-veral i ventricle, then in the oesophagus, and ai times repeated the story, although it is i ler that in the iris. The muscles of the teaipiC o iiiaible hoor, XXIII. i lo.c.sSoi-, ia not nece--Maiv to takd info fcut naee CilANCK 101: x Good Wii-ii. Here is j j too serious for a jest, except when regard- trunk finally give way, the extremities j reireshmg story ot a charming your,; ,.,! ih.. ti..-. ..r-.ofi.i . ! ... ..( lauv in aionireai wno nas nan me unsioi .411-. ... HUI1LII.J. AllO i.lli.i.'l.ll V 'r v. ! J a wound in a dead body in distinction tune to lose buth of her legs. . A lrt ;,l tilP l'i .'!l', t lt!e iM'd. ititr rr-1 of .7n;--io'; j eiltile'lv Oh the ludlClOUS tide, of a b'lirk, I, in iin to a ,o eo;- tt ( i ; ! sd-I - , ., . , ,, 1 f tait.-o I ..nnu 1 !:.!i tow ti-l ':-. himl i-. i e .io,;,-, ; woman who, While b'Jl'hQ to IliC plaCC Ot ii,-i,'i;t.,',:Vt,,,'',f.!!,'o'-wh?,TA-V -''.iV-s, ! id termenr, was uroufed to tonsciousnc.-s S-liCtV, ; t ot lii'l S. C'.lt.O. ' . T I '.' : ' I 1 - . Mo ;..i tils ;; 1 more oilr-ss. c!. ireo. ia.;en i.iei to bo sel at the suit, of Jcrt-iai.: rth it. luyx.M Krt:, : ' . ... . .1 . 1 . -1 :i.ti 1 . 1 zr.ee, bi'fusi'uiu, i j- , ..i. -vie. GOCjD FOR VILCE! the Lvdies CO.MrLIMi::;TED! ! oil 'r il .ii.,! I 1 a I I "l'-''eu uLow'ed, subict toSt NewiR3I anrt Ci-OCBS. ' 1 1 ) V i ! N - lliivinjr pnrehaFed the f T' i' l,oon conc-ded of late years that I'' , , ;;" fr i-lvnf (', ' , !-lai,e;..stv il r.stli. mo-a se...-.l 1" 01 any lo- ": ':..- . Mm loA:,sl,i,, I,, t c.n'iiv11 tint -oiiiiiy, which may i.ro',,:,ie,y ut ' sf - . ' v'-- i ever broil-ht " Wiltnorc. consist :vir ot ,H Ho. 'NA I ION I s 1 TT, r. i-iJn mmV , lit a m ,s. m 1 i.!.!N i;i:v . s, HI il' I ) I . Vt.,. . I'l'ij. ,(,. , -. '"'I. ie i 1 11 JS I V . I1AUI.W Alti,.'.'' -t' ';.' ''"" ''-',' 1 hi,..'...!., ..." j;a- e!:.H, llo, .Vc, Ac, v, tiielhcy tail at John.-toivn i-rles ' .. . ,7 a-M. M. O'.M.II.I., lor s.. or it 'h:i:eie for i-oiii.tiy iiioiitic. .','Ut':i''ii1..;.;!:'r..'''''";,',';t,,M:,,1'!:i1''1 '- : all aiA a-.i lor yourselves nt the .New; 't,. . ."-"ain- "'V 'me executed It-iiMim-, o' -loor Hast of the 11 w I n:r-. d ' llf riill U .'Xs-iorteat notiee. , j Jlr.-Uiren c"'cli. Ih PALL -X CO. '- i.tt. U-L.vtr.j W'hnor-eov. 17, l-TO.-r.'m. rv. ' ii a u 1 ivv a u i-h.' ''-' "w A it K, r :. 'i-:h:i-: by t!ie jos'.hng cf her coffin against the w alls of a huu::e, as the bearers clumsily taihed the corner. She was speedily re leased from her casements and conveyed home, where the lived several years long ger. iShe fell into a decline ami died ; the funeral again took place and the pro cession net out for the grave. As it drew near the house at the coiner, the husband wipeel his eyes hastily, and cried out to the bearers, "lie eatelul as you turn the corner." It is, however, no topic for a jest when vvc consider the matter from the proper point. Persons ate buried alive, and have a terrible period of agony before death comes to their relief. Wejexeerate the old Ilouiun law which authorized the magis- W title the t'deis bn-t ed , snake, the L'li '.e'iie ! - Where ti.e Wisdom ol ihe Ays sat aniiJ the llowers a child ! HK i consideration. ) Mr. Scale liili, who otwitli- a. 1 tt li .1 from a gashing wound in a living one is j standing this melancholy aobreviaiioh, the ihe result of ;t i.eeulin in; tab? ill v.' the ' utuiiscl has received over ft ducn oilers Two brothers," began the I'rcfi ssor, exl'-nction of which is one of the surest indications of death. l-'iacciillty is a cer tain sign cf death, putrefaction is unequiv ocal, lielladonm. or the Calabar bean applied to the eye. it is said, will sensibly ailed the iris if ihe person is living. The number of nersous who have revived at them all, though one of her suitors was a member of Parliament. The young wo man is highly accomplished ; for although it would be utteily impowdble for her to join in the festive dance, polka, waltz, the last moment ''.ihaiit to bo cons'inned lo redovva, and ail that sort of thing, she the coffin, is feat fully great. Tho" hum- speaks seven languages, and is said to J r . . . ii. ... 1 i charm every oouy wno eouieo neat um. For h qut-t, stay-at-home spouse the would be invaluable. be-r known to have been actually buried alive is already sufficient lo justify extra ordinary precautions in every case. Pa bier collected tho detaild of titty-two cases cf persons buried alive, of fifty-three who recovered without assistance a''ter they were laid in their coffins, and cf seventy. of marriii e du: it g the past year; aud, ! impressively, addressing the hostess, "were what is more extraordinary, she refused 1 walking together down the street, and one of them stopped at a certain house, knock ed at the door, observing, 'I have a niece here w ho is ill.' 'Thank heaven,' observed tho other, I have uot no niece,' anel he walked away. Now, how could that be'" "Why, it's a riddle!" exclaimed Mr. i'unnidog, delightedly. 'And one that you will not guess in a hurry, simple as it is," observed tiro Pro fessor, confidently. "Come, ladies and gentlemen, solve the problem." "I see " ejaculated Mrs. House- r wile. A SririNGi-'tur.D lady left her little Ley at home to amuse himself with matches, and when she returned ho met her in the street crying. lie said be only just made two falselv rer.oried as deaeb Legislation tratcs to bury alive theirir.cont'ment vestal ! ought to be interposed in his mat ter. ! '".tie lire 111 the bureau drawer, and a virgins. The Tracianp,af;;r the practice of ; The law should require the examination j lt of red-shirted men came with a gteat India, buried widows. A'juestris of Ester j ,,f the body by a medical man or expert j big teakettle mid squirted water all over QMeen of Xerxes of Persia, caused four-i before permitiii.j ihtet mcnt. When a ' the bouse. They saved the cellar door. used to investigate ihe bills of citertiun ate Swiss Landlords, sat down the loss with coiitidei.ee at twelve shillings and boots. I louse wile wrote: ''Why, cf t.eanse I.e lost the boofs and twenty-fcur shillings." Mrs. Housewife and the ladies bit their pens, but declined to cetnmit them selves. "They hud never been taught, they said, "the Palo of Three." . "You are all wiong," said ihe Professor quietly, "as 1 expected you would be. The way to get at the matter is to con sider what is gained. The laud!. : J, and the whole story of his changing the sov ereign may be taken out of the uestion, sine? he is neither belter nor worse for the transaction. The buyer of ihe boots gets in exchange for his bad sovereign four shillings and a p.iir of boots, and that ii just what the cobbler loses." If one only had a room to one's self. "Ilush ! whisper in my ear," cried j nnJ ,he whul "Xv before one to do it in," lW.eton, with all the excitement of a I sighed Mrs. Housewife, "I think I could child with a top. "Don't let 'em hear it. "asrt cr a7 01 'cs q resuons. Niece by marriage. Stuff and lionsence. ) - The tliiui io hot any foolish Liud oicatcli J Flmale ei.viirr-r.iMjo LaJi-o' tuiH;.