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The Market Reports are Hie Fullest nl Mont Itellalile of any Paper lu the Cily ot Pittsburgh. POLITICS. Thk Papeji is cntirely;i)emocratic, and will at all times and under all circumstances boldly advocate and fearlessly defend the time-honor-l"d princinlrs of that great organization. We believe that in those principle as laid down and expounded by the Fathers Washington, Jefferson, JIai-shall and Jladison the people of this great country must iultimately find their political Siilvation. Sectional strife and partisan rancor, inaugurated bv ambitious leaders,and kejit alive by sreedyitlice-seekers, have for years past led the people to extremes, but there are evidences on every hand that these agencies have spent their force, and that reason and not prejudice will a;rain reg-ulate the conduct of men in polities as well as in business. The corruption that is rampant iu vvtry branch of our Government, national, state and reiil.;is the leiritiinate fruit of that blind and fanatical jpoiiticul -cntimeit whier Las prevailed during the last decade. If the people would free themselves of the cormor ants who fatten on their labor, they must re epiirea higher standard ofjuorality" as well as of statesmanship ; must demand the i'lttniiriis tratiun of our atfairs in the broad and catholic spirit of the early times ; in the strict frutraliiy tnat marked thertileof Washiiifrtou, and in the plain simplicity that characterized the admin istration of Jeifei-son. HOME INTERESTS. While The Paper will advocate a wise, liber al and catholic national policy for the Demo cratic party, it will not be unmindful of the vast Intersts of our own jrreat State of Penn sylvania, or the city of Pittsburfrh- We believe we have interests here which should be foster ed and bi;ilt up. It will always be the especial aim of The J'dirr to labor for tho improve ments of our great NATE HAL HIGHWAY of trade the "broad and beautiful Ohio." What rittsburiih wants is cheap freight. While she is left tothe mercy of p-reat railroad 'mo nopolies she can never have this dissiileratum. Herreat Machine Shops, her (Jlass Manufac tories, her Kolliny: Mills, s.-ndinsr out heavy and bulky prod-jets, must languish so Ion?? as' the y are cut oil from'a cheap water transportation and forced to submit to an unjustly discrimi nating railroad freight tariff. THE GREAT COAL TRADE. of the Mononjrahela and Youjrhiotrheny valleys cannot grow to its l ull preportion until a great SHU CAN A L is built uniting the waters of this Kreat valley with the lakes on our northern boundaries, and thus enable us to land the bulky products of our Mills. Shops and Factories, and empty our oal and Coke Harjres at all points in the South, the West and the Northwest. THE NEWS. The ncicppapcr of the present day is the raJe niffiim of our American people. Aud in this respect, we t hink The I'nfttr the ejual of any paper in the laud. We have superior facilities for jratberinjr news not only from all points in our immediate locality but from every portion of the I'nion; while our arrangements lor re ceivi:ir the earliest and mont reliable informa tion from the oh! world, where 'events of great import" are now transpiring, are very com plete, and are lar superior to those enjoyed by any paper out of New York. The LOCAL DEPARTMENT is looked after by one of the oldest and most reliable reporters in the city, assisted by the largest and best corps of assistants ever em ployed on a Pittsburgh paper. FINANCIAL AND COMMERCIAL interests are looked after by men of experience and ability, and the fullest and most reliable stock reports, both from New York and this city are g-iven. 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Hy vir- f the Orphans' Court of uirccieu. inerewi I iir. on the oret-nisf.Q In Li U'V 11 '-""A , the SlMt d.iv . -.. . , i , 1 K,'il1 Utateof which Peter ' '' . "l Xn"; '" w" : -I PI Eft! or PA It ' 'i. 'v , f 'V'."'' ownhip of Jaek- :i :-'Wiv . f V'r,!l,.,,tt'u of I''"tisvlvania, II,- ,; , W''lln' ain-1 Albau-h, Ks. ii.(. " . "t!"'rs 'ontaininK J-h.-.ifi i iicrcon erect ea a ,rv I ,nf : I iu-, i . . . li... .. i.h ( )n,M li 1 1 1 ,,f tl,n 1 I ' cl i : i l'aiii i m ...m .i - : ':f'iniw,, . "' "" aiationoi saie, and e. I.ii- lllal :i,inn .1 .v.. lo-U cr ti'.V' V ! ,y "orttfare and judjf ' - l",reuus(.. A EL II. ItAOEIl, . .). 1ST I .11 A .1...S.. : i. - t . --X1.1IIIJI1JSI riaor. 1 "MlVTw"f ..TTr : VIOltS' NOTICE It. state of M.-r.,... ""."'stratiou on ih. fci "'in,.' i 01 AllcKheny township. i-t, , ,,ufun.t,'a to t'"-' undersigned "tie are hereby notilled tlmt v 'I'UM.ne made, and tho .lllt thO ...oi : T, V i ... 1,. . 1IH IM l-M' 1,1 'I-Viii J'i'i'lr;', fr settlement OAdrn'rs. 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"It bears the d 'olued marks of ability, skill and entei-n-isc in all its departments. ilarris burg Patriot. THE WEEKLY EDITION Will be tbesamoV size as tho Daily, and will contain no ad ei tVements. It will be under the supervision of ai aide and competent man, and will contain a giut deal of reading matter prepared especially f- it. Tho Market Reports nun ail trie news or tni week will be given more fuliy than has ever keen done by any paper published iu this city. A brilliant writer Las been engaged to contribute a series of OltKiEVAIiMalllES for its columns, and mattes of historical vaiuo tothe people of Western Pennsylvania will be looked after by competent men detailed spe cially for that purpose from ir lirg-e corps. The Weekly will be as good.as thcDaily. We can't say more. T E R M S : DAILY E DU T I ON . Tub Paper will b mailed to sutseriliers at at f h) per year, or $5 for six months. It will be delivered by Carriers at 1"5 cents i'i-week, and sold by Agents and news boys at live ceuts per copy. WEEKLY ED If1 JON. Single Copy t'.OO per annum. Single Copy, Six Months B.(K) In Clubs of Fifteen 1. Ml per annum. The person getting up a C'lubvvill receive one Coyy gratis. For lurther information addiVss 8S ASSESS o. an nnrn a. TiTTsjtjjjtan, 4. (4L0. W. OATMAN &CO., Arrou Tin. Theeolluc-tlon of notes anlbllln. whethwr .fll. . W. . .1.... ...ll' . ... (Elje pott's gtparlmtnt. KlfTY'S CJlOICfi. A wealthy old farmer was Absolom Lee, lie had but oue daughter, the mischievous Kitty ; So fair, and so good, and so gentle was she That lovers came wooing lrotti country and city. Tbe first and the boldest to ask for her hand Was a trimly dressed dandy, who worshipped her tin; She replied, with a smile he could well under stand, "That she'd marry no ape for the sake of his skin 1" The next was a merchant from buainefSs re tired Hich, gouty and grulT a presuming old sin ner ; Young Kilty's fair form and sweet facb be Ad mired, And thought to himself, "I can easily win her!" So be showed her his palaca, and made a bluff bow. And said she might live there, but wickedly then Kitty told him she'd long ago made a rash vow Not to marry a bear lor the sake of h: den!" A miser came next; he was fearless and bold In claiming his right to fair Kitty's affec tion ; He said she'd not want for a home whilo his gold Could pay for a cabin to give her protection. Half vexed at his boldness, but calm in a trice, She curtsied, and thanked him and blushing ly then Demurely repeated her sape aunt's advice, "Sot to marry a hog fur the sake of his pen !" The Dext waS a Ptrmer, young, bashful and shy; He feared'the bold wooers who came from thecity; But the flash 'on his cheek, and the Pght in his eve. Soon kindled a fin me in the bosom of Kity, "Uy life will be ote of hard labor," he said; Lut, darling, come share it with me if you can." "I suppose,' she replied, gaily tossing her head, "I must marry the farm for the sake of the man-" Sales, j?fufcj)rs, nccbofis, 'fit. i the risk or death . In a rich and populous county in Mis sissippi was once a stretch of woodland o dense t hat (he eun, even during ihe . brightest days of summer, never penetra J ted its leafy canopy, except where a car j riage-way had been cut through its cen j tre. The Lills on -both sides formed a I deep ravine, through which ran a small brook or bayou, the water only being a few inches deep in places, and two or three feet wide. Over this little strag gling stream a rude bridge of logs and plauka was thrown. At all times the air around it was damp and suggestive of the chills of death, while at night the darkness could almost be felt. For many years that part of the coun try had been infested by small gangs of runaway negroes, and all efforts tocap ture them by the patrol had been ineffect ual, owing to the co-operation with the runaways of the negroes of plantations in the surrounding country. Many a dark and bloody deod had been committed at the bottom of the ploomy ravine on this very bridge, until it came at last to ba called "The Bridge of Death." Many a lime had the cold, stark body of a benighted traveler been drawn from beneath its fatal cover, the crushed skull proclaiming the manner of his death, and pointing out the ruthless murderers. At last there was a cessation of hor rors. Not a murder, had been committed for nearly a year, and belated travelers began to breathe more freely if the twi light fell betore the bridge was crossed. About six miles apart, with the fatal bridge between, dwelt two families of planters, bound together by such ties as similar pursuits and grown-up children of both sexes, on either side, will always cement. The young people had always kept up a constant intercourse with each other ; but on account of the terrible rep utation of the bridge at night, the visits had been of three or four days' duration, and the travel backward and forward had been done in the day time. For many months now the visits bad been all on one side, owing to the ill-health of the moth er of the young people living nearest the dreaded spot, the distance being pcarcely half a mile. At last George and Mattie, the eldest son and daughter, determined to make their friends a visit, intending to return before nightfall, and accordingly they made an early tart in a light barouche driving a gentle but very fast-trolting horse. The day at the house of their friends was spent as all days must be where youth and light hearts combine to chase time away ; and in this instance they did it so effectually that night was darkening the earth before the young people thought of returning home. Putting aside all so licitations to remain over night, they pre pared to depart. Kelying on the trottiog qualities of their horse, they hoped to reach home before their mother should grow uneasy at their absence. It was near 9 o'clock before they finally got off ; but once started, they rolled easily and swiftly along, until the brow of the hill overlooking the ravine was reached. Here tbe horse suddenly stood still, and no amount of encouragement would in duce him to go down the hill. George was a brave youth, and Maltio was brave too, when her brother's repu tation was concerned, and they both knew to turn back would expose them to many covert jests on the part of their neighbors, who would be sure to hear of their retreat and they determined to pres3 on. George alighted, and bidding Mattie hold the reins to prevent their falling about the horse's heels, took him by the bit, and by dint of patting and coaxing started him down the hill, trembling with mortal fear. As soon as her brother left her side, Mattie slid down from her seat, and crouched down on the floor of the carriage, holding on to the dash-board, too fright ened to speak. The horse was slowly led to the bottom of the hill ; but as he neared the bridge, his terror overcame hire, and with a snort and a bound he shook off George's restain ing hand, and in a moment had thundered over the bridge and was tearing up the other side of the hill, still snorting with the most extrerao fear. At the first plunge of the maddened animal Mattie was jerked out of the car riage, and went over the bridge into the brambles and bushes ; and although George groped around in the thick dark ness, and called her name repeatedly, not a sign of Mattie rewarded his search, and although Fuffcring the direst apprehensions he felt that he would be compelled to leave her there and hurry home for assis tance. The thought of leaving his sister in such a place for a short time even was almost too painful to be entertained, and he began feeling along in the dead leaves beside the bridge, with a last hope of finding her before he left the epot to pro cure help. While thus employed, lying flat on the bridge, ho touched something that felt like a hand, but larger and heavier than that of his sister's should be. He instinc tively drew back, and casting his eyes up the hill toward home saw the welcome light cast from pine torches and heard the familiar voices of his faithful negroes, and he knew that they were searching for him. To ca'l on them to hasten onward was the work of a moment; and with glad shouts and merry laughter, as was the wont of happy negroes under any little excitement, four or five of them, under the lead of the plantation driver, crowded around him, inquiring, "Where is Miss Mattie?" In a few words George ex plained to them what had happened, sup, pressing the fact that he had felt a Etrange, cold hand under the bridge. Had Le told them, in spite of all their devotion to him and their young mistress, they would have turned and fled away as fast as their feet could carry them. Then began a rapid and vigilant Bearch, and poor Mattie was soon brought to light, tumbled all in a heap close beside the bridge. Partly under her and partly under the bridge was another object upon which the red glare of the torches fell with a terrible distinctness. A man in the full bloom of early manhood lay mute and cold, the crushed skull showing too well that the murderers were at their bloody work again. Some of the negroes threw down their torches and fled away at the sight of the ghastly object ; but the sight of their master, aided by the driver, recalled them, and hasty preparations were made to take Mattie away from the hateful spot, and the still insensible girl was sent forward in charge of two men. who carried her alternately in their arms. Tbe men were ordered to take horses im mediately and ride into N to arouse the sheriff of the county to come and take charge of the dead man. George and three negroes remained and kept sol emn watch over the body of the young stranger until the arrival cf the officers of the law. An inquest was held ; and then the un fortunate victim was buried near the scene of his last struggle, making the sixth grave or. that lonely hillside. Mattie was not hurt, but had only fainted through fright when she found herself dumped so unceremoniously into the bushes ; and, as she was happily ig norant of her ghostly companion under the bridge, it was deemed best to keep the matter a secret from her, and she was immediately Eent on a long visit to New Orleans. The opportune arrival of the negroes on the scene was owing to the fears of a younger sister. She had bribed the dri ver with the pTornise of a cup of coffee and a plate of biscuits and hot cakes in the morning, to go with torches to meet and escort her brother past the fatal bridge. They had reached the foot of the hill, when the frightened horse, dragging the shattered carriage after him, came dash ing down among them, creating the great est consternation, for they felt that some dreadful accident must have happened. It was never known who the murdered stranger was. His pockets had been rifled and all clue to his identity was lost. A few days afterward, a horse, with a remnant of a saddle, was found in the fields ; and as no owner could be found it was supposed to have belonged to the murdered traveler. After this fearful deed, the bridge was burnt. Logs and brush were piled into the road, rendering it impassable and a new one made around this strip of woods, removing forever all possibility of the re currence of another tragedy on the,fUi idge of Death." I'HESEXt'E Or SSiXSK A miss is as good as a mile of misters. The following story, exemplifying re markable presence of raind in an old lady, is berfectly true. This old lady but stay ; she shall tell the tale herself, as she used to tell it to me, her little nephew : "I"ou know, my dear, 1 was living in the country at the time, my little grand daughter beinj; my only companion. We had two female servants and a man ser vant, but be did not sleep in the house, but in a loft over the stable. One night, late in the autumn, I wer.t up to bed at ray usual hour nine o'clock. I was early, you see, for Fanny was only seven year3 old, and I did not care to s'u up alone after she was in bed ; by the time I read my chapter, and said my prayers, and undressed myself, it was fully ten o'clock. Well, on this particular night I went up as usual. I first undressed the child, and put her into bed ; then I rtude myself comfortable, and got my bible, and sat by the fire it was very cold for the season, and I kept a fire in my room and after I had finished my chapter, I knelt down to my prayers ; my position as I knelt was with my back to the fire, and my face toward the bed. I had scarcely got on my knees, when I caught sight of something unusual under my bed; on looking more attentively, 1 could sec that it was a man's foot. My fir.t im pulse was to scream, but fortunately I restrained miself; and the llrst shock over; I was able to think. I had no doubt that it was a robber, and that if he found he was discovered, lie rr.iciit not stop short of murder. I dared not go to bed, and pretend I did not know he was there ; and yet, how to get the child and myself out of the room without exciting suspicion, I couldn't imagine. These thoughts passed through my mind in half the lime I have taken to tell you ; and I whs about to rise from my knees, when I suddenly recol lected that my doing so at onco might i:i ilself excite suspicion ; for ought I know, it might bo someone who knew my hab its, pei haps even my own man-servant, though I had no reason to suspect him. At all evonts, I determined to remain some time longer, as if engaged in my dc volions. I need not tell you that I coul l give much heed to my prayers, bat I did ask for profeelion and guidance. You know, dear, that I am a slow, niL'tho Ileal old woman, nnd that I seldom get through tUy prayers in less than a q iarfer of an hour, so I now determined net to siir for at least ten minutes. What an age those ten minutes seemed ! I never took ray eyes off the foot until just before I arose, when it was slowly withdrawn out of my sijht. When I saw it move, I felt faint with fright, for I feared lest the man had suspected, nnd was going to come out ; however he remained quiet, and then I got up from my knees. The next thing to be done was to get the child out of bed without causing any alarm. Speaking as calmly as I was able, I asked her if she were awake ; she answered in rather a sleepy tone, but aroused herself as I continued speaking. 4Fanny, dear,' I said, 'I have left my keys below stairs' I felt a Utile uneasy at the falsehood, but I hope it was not wrong 'arid I cannot undress without Ihem : I don't like eniptr CD down by myself; would you mind getting up, my love, and coming down with me?' She jumped out ofbed in a moment, and, having wrapped a shawl round her, I pushed her before me, then, when opening the door, I managed to take out the key and put it on the other side. I then nhut the door and locked it; and then, my dear, I could no longer control myself-1 shriek ed several times at the top of my voice, and fainted. After all, poor Joseph, the coachman, was faithful, for one of the maids called him in, and, armed with a pitchfork, he secured the robber, who was trying to get out of the window,-' A Hatch ok Riddles. The following n conundrums are the harmless ebullitions of a gibbering maniac : Why is the letter G like death ? It makes ghosts of hosts, and is always in the midst of slaughter. Why should one . never sleep in the cars? The train runs over sleepers. What sort of a day would be pood for fduring for a cup ? A muggy day. Are there any birds that can sing the "Lays of Ancient liome V Yes ; Macau lays. What have you to expect at a hotel ? Inn-at-tention. Why are there no eggs in San Domin go ? They banish the whites and cast off their yoke. When does a chair dislike you ? When it can't bear you. What is the key note to good breeding? Ii natural. Which is the better off. tea or coffee ? Coffee. It settles itself, but tea has to draw. Tlic Story of" u tllo. I orty years ago or more, a girl child was born in a pleasant country house in shire, England, of parents, young and in prosperous circumstances. Tho child grew up, and was sent to school, married a man, wealthy young and handsome, as was she also. So far life showed only its bright ?Me to her. Then her husband died ; her child followed. Time passed ; she mar ried again. Tho second husband died, f.he was left poor. She resolved to emi grate and try her fortunes in the New World. She came to New York, adver tised for a situation as governess; received a reply from the then Governor of Geor gia, accepted hia terms and went .South. Iu his fam'.ly the remained five years, looked upon and treated friend than as n servant. At the en,l ..f this time death removed one of her pupils, marriage the other. Her work there was ended. Next, she followed the current, then setting strongly across the plains, and drifted out to San Francisco. Here she undertook, first, to teach a private school. ' There were no scholar.- and she trie. being a lady's companion for a while. Then she essayed to edit a magazine w hich had no readers, and that too failed. The next step was downward. She entered a house of prostitution, staid a few months, q-iietly walked out one mornir an 1 didn't go back. c We next find her on tho stage, where she succeeded not at all. She was still an extremely fine looking woman, and the scene painter at the little third-rate thea tre was very susceptible. They were married. He had a little money saved up and they left Sin Francisco, bought some land in the country, a little way out, and settled down as farmers. But nothing lasts in this world. The scene painter died, and m idame soi l the farm and took to the street again. Tired of l hat, she essayed suicide by poison -was saved ami carried to the hospital. Cured and discharged, she mad-3 a second attempt to rid herself of life. Foiled again, she disappeared froni San Francis co, d'.ifted r.otlhwurd to Chicago, and becama house keeper for a gentleman of fottune. She had not yot lost her powers of f h cinaliotjj and for the fourth lime she be came a wife. Not long did her wedded life endure. Iler husband bccariio ar q lainted with events in her past life which seemed to him to necessitate a divorce It was obtained, and Madame af'ai;i dis appeared from social life. What her subsequent adventures may have teen we Cannot tell. At one of 'the stations on the Chicago and North-western Kailway, recently, an anxious inquirer came up to the door of the baggage car, and said, "Is there any thing for me V After some seareh among boxes and trunks tbe baggage man rolled out a barrel of whisky. "Any thing moref'' asked the wet-grocer. "Yes," said the baggage-man ; "there's a grave stone that goes with that liquor." The countenance of the wet-grocer assumed, a wrathy appearancs, and the car door was ehut with a slam. Something always on hand a tlujrab. A Toccnixa Ic:r,ENT. The world '13 full of inou to ful incidents. How little do we knor of the poignant sorrow mj-riads of our fellow creatures are compelled to sutler. The following touching event we take from the Uoston Journal: "An expressman upon reaching his of fice early one cold morning in January, observed on the sidewalk, a long, heavy box, which his practiced eye at once iden tified as containing a corpse. Upon the end of the box, shivering with Col 1, sat a little half-clad boy, about seven or eight years of age. Addressing him kindly, he said : " 'My lad, don't sit there, you will freeze, come in and tit by the stove.' "Bursting into tears the little fellow replied; No, I can't come, my mother is in this box and I promised her that I would not leave her until we got home.' "Deeply affected with the touching de votion of this brave little fellow, he final ly succeeded in convincing him of the en tire safety of his precious charge, and taking him to a neighboring restaurant, gave him a warm breakfast, and then learned the particulars of his story. His father died, about a year prcviouslyj in a remote village in Minnesota, leaving his mother in poor health and nearly destitute She died but a few days before the boy's sad journey, charged the little hero with the duty of conveying the remains to her friends in a distant State, and furnished him with (all she had) a sum of money barely su indent to carry thera both b' freight cars to thiir destination. The little, fellow had actually ridden night and day in a freight car with his melancholy trust j never for a moment losing si,'ht of it." A New Cafjechism. Whom did Auam marry, and when did he marry her I One Eve. What was her bridal dress ? JJarcly nothing. Iot even a ribbon ? No, she had no need of one ; 6he was a rib bom herself. When Adam and Eve were in the sar dening business, what time did they com mence picking apples ? Iu the fall. "What was the first step they took. in. the sugar business ? liaising Vain. Why did not Cain make good sugar? Iecause he wasn't Able. Spirit as well as sugar,, comes from cane ; what evil resulted-from this Cain' spirit ? Abel got slewnL What reason have we to supooso that Cain also got slewed? He went to the land of Xcd. Who was tha wisest man ? Knoicrr. What did he Itnow ? He knew enough to go in out of the rain. Backgammon A lady's waterfall. NUMBER . TIio Antiquity oi Invention The most ancient invention is tht of tha needle ; whether the credit of this invention is due to Adam or Eve, we know not, but we do know that the Bible says "they sewed fig leaves together rd made themselves aprons." To sew without a needle would be an impossibility, therefore, they must have invented one ; whether from a thorn, ehry stick, or fi-,h bone, is a al0 matter of cioubt. IIiw ancient then, is the trade of dre?s making; and when wo look at the fashiouably dres-se l woman cf to-day, and refl-.-ct that all her dress, finery, etc., is tho result of the combined thought, industry and perseverence of dressmakers Tor nearly 6,000 years, u it t be wondered at that 6he ii "fearfully and wonderfully made!" To Noah h attributed the invention of wine. 2347 B.'C. Ale was known at least 404 B. C, and beer is mentioned by Xano plmn 401 Ii. C. Backgammon, the most ancient of cur games, was invented by Pala medes. f Greeco, 1224 B. C. Ches is of later date, and originated GSO before tho Christian era. Ti e first circus was built by Traqnin, Cjj B. C, and theatrical re.n t.Uinr.s tok place as long air- w i i I the hrst trage.lv represent' Thesj.is, . (, cients were nut as desti as one would snppnse u have been to that tin great phi'.oxopl . ed in chess; that Soph Jig blOIC, friends by taking therf lWeBUpclb and the tragedians, an,. Homer could play a fii ATS, mon AVoirr mhkea - As for musical instrument otl.tr par ed tha psaltry, li trp, lute, and th:id cit-nt instrument, the 'cymbal, which is .s. ken of as long ago s 15S0 B. C. The fluta wa3 the invention of Hyaginus, 150'5 B. C. ; organs we-e invented by" Archimedes 220 B. C. and Nero p'ayed upou the melodiuj bagpipe 51 A. 1). Iu household furniture, g'.ars vena ued by the Egyptians; crockery tv;v kr.cwn to the Egyptians and Greeks 1490 B.C.; carpets were in Use 000 B. C. ; clocks which meas ured time by the falling of water, were in vented 153 B. C. ; sundials, which had beeu in use previous to the invention of the water clock, date from 550 B. C. Biitks were nialc 2247 B. C. ; the lathe was invented by Ta'us 1240 B. C. Tho compass was u?e.j by the Chinese 1112 B. 0. Bellows are the invention of Anarcbar sis, c9 B. C. But when we think that bread mads fr"nt wheat was known to the Chinese 8. f.00 years a-, we must confess that it is rather stale; we c.n imagi'ic the young "heathen Chinee" of that date crying lustily fcr bread -and honey. These Chinese are wonderful-people, and no mistake, fur even as far back as 1100 B. C, Sir. Pa-out wrote a dictionary contaiu hjg 40.CC0 characters reprscntirg words. When we read that the arts and sciences of astronomy, 2234 13. C. ; sculpture and painting. 2100 B.C.: geometry, i'Oi-5 B. C. : husbandry, 19G3 B. C. ; poetry j philos ophy ; niHhematics ; mechanics; hydrostat ics; geography; mensuration geo'ogy; metallurgy; chemistry; called alchemy ; and surgery, were all known to tho abcients. vve almost erclaim, with Solomon. "There is no new thing under the sun." Corrtspon: dence Scierttijic American. A Curious imetifioii; A locomotive iron horse has been added" to the catalogue of curious ,inventio?:s by Auburn mechanics, Ly Dr. Patrick Breen. JJr. Breen is a native of Tralee, c.unty of Kerry, Irelaud. Ida was brought up in the apothecary shop of the celebrated Dr. John O'Connell, nncla to the late Daniel O'Con nell. lie came to this country iu 1830, and to Auburn in 1851. Though generally em ployed upon the New York Central railroad and other local machine shops, he has per--haps beeu better known as a curer of blineV uess. lie has the credit of several in venti-ris of merit. For rearly a year past he has em ployed his leisure hours in stt'yirg out some plan to make a self -snpptyirig chem ical power, to take the place cf steam, and to make it move a piece of machinery hay ing the nu t ion of a horsb. He claims to have brought that also ts a degree of pec 'o" tion which indicates success. That rpehas discovered a motive power in certaiii alka lies and acids, ft hich has never becti brought into practical use for agricujtcial imple ments, there fs no doutt." Whether he can make it work his machine, horse over soft, and uneren ground, ser.nii to be the only point to be tested. Hq. f npears to W vcry conGdent himself that it will do eo. Upon that we express no i-pinion n;.w. We givp his opinion of the mftohine as he has fur nished it to us tW p iUio information not to advertise it, but r.s a matter of news. The mach ine clow not go on wheels, like an engine, b;,t v.vuks like a horse, on four legs, winch riuf eight inches and makes a. fjrwatvl move of eighteen at every revolu tion cf a centre shaft which works tbem.. The shaft is ten feet lore., the lcrgth of the taach?ae. The feet crc five feet apart,, which enables the machine to prcfaxve its. balance on uneven ground. It is so con-. structed that it will go v.p or down a heavv graoc with th greatest .e, and ie calcula-. ted to walk and draw oa se.fi cud tilled land.! with more ease tl.au a team of horses. It turns around in its own length to any point, needed. As to speed; it-Tfid ga at aDy rate from three o fifteen milas per hour. Tho ciiOern can be reversed. It can be employ ed lor all tha purposes that r. t3ira of horses are nteful, such p-;wi3g, reaping, or driving wagons, t-irest cars and canala, boats. Auburn (Ar. Y.) News. A Tosciiixc iKcrDKST. A poor liitlfe. newsboy, whilo attempting to iump from a city car tha other afternoon, fill under tha car, find was fearfully mangled1. Avs socn as tho child could speak,;hc called pitecualy far his mother, and a mtFserjgsr was seat at once to bring her to him. When the bereaved woman arrived .'she bent over the dying boy in an agony of grief. "Mother," whispered he, with painful effort, "I sold four newspapers and tha money is in my pocket." With the hand of death npon Ins brow, the last thought of the Ftfi'ermg child was for tha poor, hard working tnt ther, whose; burthens he was striving to lighttu wbta ta loU tu; liXf. win iwcvirp ii ret) pi utM'UUoii. J iS