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Ml k,ll ioer. which r'W , p !n the t styles P. ! er,t a ebare o publie f rCn? lhttl BUCCMS bicb I ri r,S eft;.rt9 Producing 2 1 Lanu owners.- h.,;7, PCT, of all Cw,bdii.k wrrniB, ana oi ttie rD.n ,mone7 nd the names fltPa''me. with.com- U,,d. 1 am nonVl"' irom th Lai B.r - U fr0m Lfd Of- PUiu 1 ""Patented lands under L'WWth the20 of May. 1864, lot. 7" o.', ,bli SAVE MONEY I BY PATROHIZJJTO M. IL. ' CCD 9 CUBAP CAIH DEaLEBH IX ALL KINDS DRY GOODS, LADIES' DRESS GOODS, Ready-Mado GLOTHING, Hats, Caps, Boots, Shoes, CLOTHS, CASSIMEEES, SATIXETTS, JCAKS, mii mm mm, Aad sv Fmh and Complete Stock of CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES CoNflSTINQ C F Double Extra Family Fiona. GR tlr, FEED, BACON, SALT, FISH, FRESH TEG ET ULES, DRIED &, CAN'D FRUITS, SUGJRS, TEAS, COFFEES, SYRUFS, MOLASSES, CHEESE, &c. Also, a large stock of the Best Brands of Cigars and Tobacco, STORE ON HIGH STREET, tour Doors East of Crawford' i Hotel, Ebensburgr, Pn. M. JL. O ATM AN HAS BECOME AGENT IN Ebensburg and vicinity POR. TIIK CELEBRATED &R0YER & BAKER LOCK-STITCn FAMILY SEWING MACHINE. WHICH IB WARRANTED TO DO ALL KIND OF WORK AM OtTK THE CTMCST SATISFACTION IN ALL RESPECTS. 5-20' S AND I 88I'S BUT, SOID AXD XCHANO:I BOUailT, SOID AXD HCBANOJP OX MOST LBERAL TtnMS. lJocoiiT and Sold at Mauket Rates. COUPONS CASHED, Pacific Railroad Bonds BOrOUT AXD MOLD. Stuck Bougti $'SAd on Commission Only Aeeeunts rerelred and Interest Allow . ed on Dolly Balaae, tmbjeet . o claeela o larbt IVo. 40 Sou til THIRD fcStxoet, 7 - PUILAPEL.PIllA. P A KMEKS AND . OTHERS gHOCLD NOT FAIL T Okt ONE OF THE JUSTLY CELEBRATED Lima Double-Geared WOOD-SAWING MACHINES, j . . . fob wnicn GEORGE HUNTLEY, EHESDIRG, 1A., Is Sole Agent for Cambria County. 1LOYD & CO., Danfcers, -j Kbenbbckg, Pa. Gold. Silver, Government Loans, and other Securities, bought and sold. Interest allowed on Time Leroits. Collections made in all accessible jminte in the United States and a general Banking bugipeg transacted T1.'oyd & CO., Bankers, Altooha. Ta. Drafts on the principal eities and Silver and Gold for sale. Collections made.--Moneys received on deposit, payable on de mend, without interest, or upon time, with interest at fair ratee. . r an81. 'KJt 5pods gtparluunl. KETKR OIVK UP t Jever give up! though the grape-fhot may rattle. Or the full thunder cloud orer you burst; Stand like a nc, and the storm or the battle Li tile shall harm you, though doing their worst. ' i ' . Never gire up! it is wier ano better Always to hope than once to depiir f ' Fling off the ldud of doutit's cankering fetter. And break the dark spell ol tyrannical care. Never gite up I there are ehances and changes. Helping the hopeful a hundred to one; And, through the chaos Ili-h wisdom arranges Ever success if you'll onlj hope on. Never giv up I for the widest Is boldest, ' Knowing that Providence Mingle, the cup ; And, of all maxims, the best as the oldest. Is the true watchword of Neter gi re upJ Never give up t though the grape-phot maj rattle. Or the full thunder-cloud over jon burst ; Stand like a rock, and the storm ami the battle Little thall harm you, though doing their wort. Never give up I if adversity prese. -Providence widely has mingled the cup ; - And the bet counsel, in all your dUtressea, Is the stout watch ward of Never give up I Stairs, j5Mets, iuti)ofes,e. MIKE DOMOVAN'S LOOKING-GLASS. Mike Donovan was what I have pome tiojes heard my Irish friends call "a broth of n boy ;" which 1 euppore means a kind-hearted, good-tempered, healthy, stronjr, honest lad. At nil events, that was Mike Donovan's chnracter. ' When Mike began the world he had, hs moat people would say, everything against him. Tor be was a little orphan ld, indebted for the bite and the xop to the village peo ple, who had known his father nnd moth er, nnd who, though poor iht-mseive, were always ready to bring a blessing on their frugal meal, by sharing it with the hungry and the helplecs. Iiut little merry, bare-footed Mike was wkjii able to work a hit for himself. lie was po active that he would be sure to be d- ing mischief rather than nothing at all. So it was a capital thing for hira that I..arry Owen's cows had a bit of ptraying, and needed some one to watch them, and mayle tramp after them. Singing a little song which he had learned from a Cion mel podlar, that began with "Oh weary'a on luoney oh weary'son wealth, And sure we don't wut them while we hare our health," little Mike trudged merrily over the broad heath and up the mountain side after his cattle, caring no more for his scanty gar ments and his naked feet than a bird does when he siti on a wet branch and sings. Kverj body's heart warmed to the boy. That is, you know, everybody that "had a heart worth ppeaking about. In par, ticular that same old pedlar, who taught Mike the song Some of this man's say ings took firm hold of the boy's mind. Once Mike war taking a drink of butter milk at a cottage door, when the pedlar was selling to the mistress a little slip of looking-glass to show her how her Sunday cap set, and be said as be put tbe price of it in his pocket: "Now, ma'am, let me tell you that it is in the power of you nnd your good man, both of ye, to see the finest sight in the world every day of your lives.". "How so?" says she. "Why, ma'am, if you cm both say when you look in that glass I see an honest fJcel Sure, didn't a famous poet say 'An honest roan'e the neblest work of God. " Mike drank up more than the butter milk just then, for bis mind drank in that Bay ing. , : Now there was a sweet, cool spot that, on blazing summer days," Mike dearly loved Rising among flags in a nook on the mountain-side, was a clear, bright springy of the purest water. Often and often the boy went there and dipped in his face, took a drink and a cooler at the same time, and he would shake off tbe sparkling diops from his shining cheeks, and cluster ing bair, as the sky-lark scatters the dew from its fluttering wings,' Looking into his clear, deep well ; Mike could see his face, and the pedlar's words came to his mind about an honest face ; and the wish grew strong in his heart (as many a year after he would tell those beloved) that whatever his lot in life might be, he might be honest and true, and never ashamed to see his own face in that poa!--Gud'a hillside mirror. It was a good wish,, and it came to pass. Not by merely wishing though, as I have known some foolish maidens think when they have gone to what they call wishing wells. and came back no wiser than they went. Mike strove to be honest; todohisdaty by Larry Owen's cattle, and to be steady as well as ready. His friend, the old pedlar, died. Mike never saw him after that time when be gave the elegant speech on the looking' glas.i, which, of course, made Mike re member the saying all the more, for a grateful heart never forgets the last words of a friend. . liy and by. when Mike was about fif teen, and had saved op foor shillings, he began to think of bettering himself. So he left Larry Owens service, giving and taking a blessing, and a good character. Mike bought a little stock of haberdash ery, and set out to sell it in remote vil- . Some lovely springs in different part of Ireland sre to called . lages, and at lonely farm hoaeee. ' He look up, in a small way, the trade of his old friend, the pedlar. It was hard work to make a crust. But Mike did not mind hard work. One thingj he re vived, if he lived on sea-weed, he would pay his way. Uy degrees be increased hi stock, and was so punctual and civil, that , the warehouses he dealt with let him have a better stock on credit. He now worked harder than ever, and soon he managed to have a full pack, and to drive a smart trade. , One morning, he came to pay 2, and to have a fresh stock. A young man in the wholesale, shop had just oeen to the bank to fetch 300. Seeing Mike in haste to be served, the shopman laid down his money on the countermand forgot it. When Mike's- parcel was packed, the notes Bornehow got rolled up with his goods Away went Mike nt his smartest pace with his pack on his back. arid. never stopped till, he bad gone twenty miles. Then beine at a poprlous village, he began to open and look over his stock. Lo and behold there was the three hundred pounds. Mike had never seen more than two or three one pound notes in his life time. He rubbed his eyes, and wondered mightily how in the world the money got there- Im in lack!" said he, "I needn't suffer the hunger, or the toil any more ; carrying this weary pack for miles and miles, in all weathers, and sure there's a power of bad weather. It's mostly hot. or cold, or wet, that I am yearr in and year out. I can now go to America. There's a ship sails to-morrow morning from Waterford. I'll go in her and boy me a farm out yonderyand make myself com foriable." With these words, which I call the ilet'tTs tchisjw in his ear, ; poor Mike went to bed. He could not sleep there he lay hot and tossing. Ah, how uifTerent from the sound sweet sleep of honesty. It we? a. strong temptation ; but Mike's kve for honesty, like a good angel, did battle wi'h the evd one. -The money is not mine," sounded in the depths of his soul "To take it is to rob. S 'tne one, may be, is, even now, in bitter trou ble about it. And yet I didn't stenl it, I don't know how it came into my pack. Why should I throw up such luck ?" Somehow he thought of the little moun tain spring, and "Shall I be ashamed, to look myself in tbe face!" said he "never. God helping me, never I" Up he got and away twenty miles honest tramp. Foot-sore, yet light of heart, he entered the store. "Why, Mike, what brings you here again, so soon ? I thought you had made all your market yesterday," said the owner as he looked at him. "True, sir, but I am come to ask. did you lose some money yesterday?". Yes, the poor young man was suffering bitterly for his carelessness. He was that da' to have been examined about , the matter. ' If he had been proved guilty, he would certainly have lost his place and his character. , Mike opened his pack and at once restored the money. t , Was that all Mike's history ? N'J the owner of tbe shop was so pleased, that he offered, if Mike now any town in his walk where a shop in bis trade was wanted, to put Mike into ', and stock t on credit for hira. . There was a place Mike knew of where there was a good opening. With all "speed a house was taker., a shoo opened, and Mike was es tablished. ; The blessing was on him and he prospered., He paid for his stock, his trade increased, he made money and what was the best of all, made it hon'stly. There came a time when Mike could buy a farm, not in America, but in his native land. In tbe" Encumbered Es:ates Court there was the very land to be sold on winch he had worked as a herd boy, and where the clear bright 'well was t hat had in former days served" Mike as a looking glass, and given him as we have seen, more than one good reflection. Was it not a joy that when he called it his own, and looked into its clear depths once more, instead of being ashamed to see his face, he could remember without a blush, his Iriend the pedlar's words An honest man's the noblest work of God!" Thy purse had better be empty than filled with other folks' money. Knavery may serve a turn, but honesty is the beat in the end." Unconscious , Heroism. One dark night, not long . ago, a., burglar, entered a private house on Sixth avenue. . On ascending one flight of stairs he observed a light in a chamber, and wliile hesitating what to do, a large woman suddenly de scended upon hioi," seized him by the throat,- foreed him down through the ball, and pushed him into the street before he had time to think. "Heroic repulse of a burglar by a woman," was tbe way the story appeared in the papers next day. 15ut when friends called and congratulated her upon her courage, she exclaimed, 'Goodness gracious I I didn't know he was a burglar. If I had, I should have been frightened half to death. I thought it was my husband, came home drunk 8gain, and I was determined he shouldn't stay in the house in that condition." John Phoenix once hailed a German who was driving a baker's wagon on Montgomery street, San Francisco, with "Hallo, I'll take one." "Vat you take !" said Teuton, pulling up. ' A baked eagle," said Phoenix, pointing to "Eagle Bakery," painted on the wagon, Air. Stephen Glrard'g WoudeiTul Vteatntr. Stephen Girard ' was one tof the most remarkable men who ever - lived. . Phila delphia, the city where he amassed his great fortune in business, was the recipi ent of bis munificent bounty at hkr death, and his name and memory are well pre served in the Girard College, Girard Row, Girard Avenue, Girard Bank, Girard Insurance Company, Girard House, etc At Girard College, where the support and education of . some five hundred orphan and half-orphan boys are. provided for, there is. a marble statue oi Mr. Girard, which represents him with exact ' fidelity to bis appearance in life. He was of short stature, a benevolent smile, and had a shrewd face. : He wore a large, peculiar coat, and his bair was tied in a qweue. -His whole life; was marked. by eccentrici ties, which in no particular were more, observable than in his occasional acts of benevolence. . ! - Iu his office was a yoong man as clerk, who attended to his duties very intelli gently and faithfully. -This had attracted the attention of Mr. Girard, for nothing escaped him. One morning he came into the office,- and calling the clerk, remarked : "Young man, 1 dreamed of you last night." "Dreamed of me," returned the clerk, in surprise. "Yes : I saw a form, and heard a voice, Tbe form was your own, and the voice said i 'This young man is your best clerk, but he should be a cooper. Merchants fail, but coopers are Hi ways sure of a liv ing by their trade.' So you must. leave me and learn to Ire a first-rate cooper. I never go contrary to my. dreams. - Tbey often teach me how to proceed. I trust in them as I do my own judgement, and I obey them conscienliou8ly. Go and get a place to learn the trade of a cooper, and when you can make a barrel come and see me again." The clerk was, of course, greatly as tonished. . But he had n) fear of toil, and knew that he would lose nothing, in any events by falling in with the directions of Mr. Girard. .Accordingly he settled up his affairs at the office, and in a few days engaged with Mr. Gt-ard's cooper to learn the trade. During a long period ho kept steadily uwi iu.u .mIU( r. gress. Meanwhile Mr. Girard had not forgot ten him. He often saw tbe young man in his overalls at work on the wharvesy and he always spoke encouragingly to him. He bad not made up his mind as to what he would do for hi or, but he was greatly pleased at the successful carrying out of his dream. On one occasion as be came from the wharf he muttered: "My young cooper is doing wrlL He is a man, every inch of him I must give him a helping hand." A few - nights subsequently the good old man was sleeping camly in hie humble-looking apartment. His real wealth did not show itself in anything about hira. The furniture was old-fashioned, and all the surroundings were strictly after the plain taste of the owner. As he slum bered his countenance : was calm, and without the trace of a single rare. At times a slight smile flitted over his face, and he seemed to be in a pleasant dream. His slumbers continued for a considerable time, when he suddenly awoke. He rubbed his eyes and then spoke. - 44 Ah, ha 1'. he said, "I've had a dream again about my young cooper. I thought that I'd hear something about hira again. There in a good spirit - looking after his welfare,, surely. 4When be finishes his apprenticeship, and is a eood cooper, give him twenty thousand dollars to 6 tart in business,' whispered the voice in my ear. Of course I will. He i worthy of en couragement. The money will go into good hands. Of course I'll give it' to hira, but in my own way. Ha, ha; I've a plnn for that." ' . ' Soon the old man dropped into slumber again. He had the same calm counte nance, and the same serene smile. His life was devoid of all evjl, and his dreams were of good deeds in store for the future. Time passed on. ' One day the young man came into Mr. Girard s office. He was in the garb ef a mechanic, and he looked healthful and sinewy from manual labor. Good day, Mr. Girard," he said, as tbe old gentleman turned to him with a warm greeting. 4I ha e come to tell you that I am a good cooper now".. I've served my entire time " , .... -"Can you make a good barrel ?", "As good as any cooper in PhiladeU phia." ... "Make me twenty, and bring them here yourself Tbe young man went off, and in an hour was hard at work at the barrels. He was really a superior workman, and when the twenty barrels were completed they were the admiration of all in the shop. When they had been placed in Mr. Girard's store he examined every one of them with the closest scrutiny. He looked at tbe staves, the hoops, the heads, the shape, the cutting, and tbe driving, and in the- end remarked to the young cooper, who w88 anxiously waitiug for his verdict : ' "They are good barrels. I never saw better. You have learned your trade, and done your part faithfully, Come into tbe counting-room, and I'll now do mine" The couple went into the gee. Tbe j old man's face was beaming with pleasure and satisfaction, and the young man's was flushed and pale by turns from tbe peculiar circnmstance of the moment. Mr. Girard took down his check-book, and wrote a check. This he cut out, and then, turning to the yonng man, said : "My young friend, listen to me. Your fidelity, promptness, and energy early at tracted my. attention. .Then I had the dream about you that I mentioned" to you a long time ago. You acted with alacrity upon the suggestion made in consequence of that dream, and to-day you stand be fore me skilled in a trade. I have dream cd of you in J ho, meantime, A good spirit whispered into my ear to give you twenty thousand dollars You have made for me twenty superior barrels "for which I will now pay you one thounwid t dollars each, '.making twenty thousand in Hll " . ; -. .... . , . .. ... . .. Mr. Girard at this junrtnre placed in the hand bf the agitated young man-the check he prepared. ' - " " . : ' "Now," he continued, ."you' have rhe capital to commence business as a rner J chant, if you see fit. Should disaster overtake you go lo your trade agai." The young man broke forth m' it tor rent of thanks, Lot Mr. Girard abruptly stopped him, 8'iying : . : ."You lope interest on your money while you talk. i have fulfilled my dreams, and done justice to you. Good morning." " " Hore this strange interview endpd. The young man went away -with the deepest gratitude in his heart, and a res olution to make a name in businers wor thy of the respect of his generous benefac tor. : He' subsequently became one of first merchants of Philadelphia.' This incident is one of .the moat singular inthe history of Mr. Girard, and no less in the anna-St of dreams. .V )'. WetUy. A Peoputon Stilts The pictures of Rosh Bonheur liave made us well acquain ted with the singular habiU which, the shephetds of the lands south of Bordeau have adopted of passrng the greater part of their lives on stilts. The first time that a group of these peopfa are seen there is a curious emotion in the mind, as .of a strange prodigy. Dressed in sheepskins,; worn by time, knitting stockings or spin--, ning thread, they gravely pass over the reeds and furz the spectator buried, as i .1 i v . tte. - j i I ii were, in me uueiies ; mry mieu nearer the sky. on the verge of the horizon The long stick, which they handle wifb so much address, serving as a balancing pole or a Support for the arm. contributes to the strangeness of their appearance ; they look like gigantic crickets, preparing to spring. Iu the lands, not only the shep herds, but every one, uses this style of locomotion ; the children have no fear, and the women, who are invariably dressed in black, resemble large ravens perched on dead brandies. . . , - TIuj origin of stilts is unknown, bi it is profca6le they were not in use before the middle ag s, as authors make no men tion of them. In tbe patois of tbe country they are.called change, which would seem to fix their origin in the period of the rule of the English, deriving it from our word, thank ; probably some inventive English mind gave them this servicable mode of progression. Perched on theso borrowed legs tbe shepherd watches over his charge, concealed in the brushwood, crosses un injured the marshes and qgiuksands, fears n.t to be torn by thorns or dry twigs, and j can at any time double the speed at which he ordioarily walks. Whether it has any effect on the character cannot be denied ; but certain it is that these people are dis tinguished by their wild, savage nature. They have a horror for strangers and when they perceive a' traveler coming toward them, they hasten to fie into con cealment. Chambers' JouruaL . What Can the Girls Do ? There-. are many noble examples of what girls often perform, when poverty holds its meagre mintle over them, of whJch ths following is an instance : A Cincinnati press states that three' years ago a poor orphan girl applied and was admitted to set type for that p-aper. She worked two years, drrring' which time she earned, besides her board, about $200 ; and, availing herself of the privi leges which the printing office afforded, acq liring a good education. She is now associate editress of a popular paper, and is engaged to be married to i-rte of the smartest lawyers in Ohio Such a girl bound to shine and eclipse tens of thous ands who are educated in the lap of luxury, md tanght all the "accomplish ments" of the boarding school. Such a wife wilf be n jewel to her husband, an ornament to society, and an honor to her sex and her country. As editor who was evidently insane, or had n strong and tivid imagination, re cently got off the following appropriate item i . : I had a dream the other night. When everything was 6till ; I dreamed each advertiser Came np and paid his bill. Each wore a look of honen'y, And smiles were around each eye. As they landed out the stamps. Saying, Row is this for high 7" How many are there or ye's down there 7" shouted an Irish overseer to some men iu a csal pit. "rive.' wa the answer "Well. th"n. the half ov je's to cjroe tip bre." said hs. Tux Caijpenter. Besides' being vry ' much useful, we might say an indiapensi' ble man, in this community we look upoo f he carpenter as a soother and .peacema ker, for after the architect has forwed ofitimes wicked designs ripon your house, and puzzled you with the Corinthian-, the Ionic, the Doric, proto-Doric arid hunki- .: Doric f bewildered you among; porticos and column", and foliated capitals, and entablatures, and architrave., and fhites and cornices, and palisters, ai.d facades, and exasperated you with his spmidrilg : and traceries, and cinque centos, and our- ' bels,frd. trefoils, and penden;ives, and -other urchin cbnica!itics you don't know anything at all about, the carpenter steps' in and puts yojr housft fn a goof frauie -makes"everything plane, as it were, with tne addition, per1iaprf of bis square, chalk line and scratch-awl, adze, m,w and a few . other trifling articles from his tool chef. Without the carpenter to plan and put together, your house would be in no frame' to receive the jj-iner and the paper-hanger,' and various other representatives of I her, mechanic' arts, who are dependent upon his movements. So you see the important position be fills. - . - ' Although nothing but a mechanic, yet the carpenter is admitted into our, very, best houses, and is often consulted re garding tlwir arrangements. The rich ar.d proud, who live in "stuck-np" houses, have to get the carpenter to stick 'em up. The carpenter gets up a gicat mnuy stories on such people. We have known him to' get up five s'.ories snd a Mansard roof. Carpenters have a knack of acroraula--tingv There is . a Carpenter's Shavings Bank back of nearly every carpenter shop, where they deposit their ?hainjs. The' poor are often allowed to draw on that bank (if they don't draw off a waon load)' and no interest charged. Little fhavers are not considered of much account among' carpenters, as thia is a profession in which a workman is known by his shaving:. The carpenter is charitably disposed toward his fellows. He is rot looking for a mote in' his brother's optic, because there is usually a beam, or at least a scantling in his own eye, or if by chance heshould discover the mote, he would, dimply remark, "So mote it be." Several distinguished rnn began thcr rnreeri as 'carpenters. There was- the t"rpenter of Rouen. We don't know how he fVnppened to be in r''n. but think k wt3 through driuk. Then there is Mr. Carpenter, of 'lbe celeb'rsled and well known firm of Carpenter" & Joiner, whoser joint transsctions are carried on all over the world ; and there is Matt Carpenter, Senator. from Wisconsin, who ckwi't iraroa. buildings, but wbo helps to frame laws. Carpenters are a hard-working, indus trious set of men, and probably do more thao any of her class, unless we xcept the bricklayers,- to build up a city. Don't carp at the carpentor.. ... . , .. , Wonders of thk Tki egraph TnaT press dispatches from Europe to New York, during the last four weeks, ntttn be red about one Irundred thousand wrrds. New. York. fcta's been better posted rh the issue of the war each day than London. Paris or Berlin. Tb's-se dispatches have nearly all been sent by a single cable, full one-thrd of the whole to a single daily paper,- and with, marvelous rapidity and accuracy. Familiar. as we are with ibe work of the telepraph, it has been. a mar Ve.l to us. To hundreds of thousands of minds the whole work is and has been a deep enigma.- Here is a man sitting in a dark ' roots - at Heart's Content. - Tho ocean cable terminates here A fine wire attached thereto is made to surround two small cores of sTft.iron. As the electric wave, produced by a fe-iv pieces of cppen and zinc at Va'.entia, passes through t' e wfres, these cores become magnetic enough to move the slightest object. A looking glass half an inch iu; diameter, ia-fixed on a bir, of iron one-tenth of an inch sqiare mid half an inch long. On this tiny glass a lamp is made to glare so that its light is rcfl-cted on a tablet on the wall. ' The language of the cable is denoted by the shifting of this reflected light from side to side. Letter by letter is thus exprewed in this fitting idiom in utter silence on the waif.- There is no record made by the machine' except as the patient watcher calls out to a comrade the translated flashes as they come, and which he re cords It seems a miracle of patience. There is something of awe creeps over us. as we see tbe evidence of a human touch 3,000 miles away swaying that line of light. By such a delk-ate process as this, and after being repeated from line to line, five limes before its ultimate cpy is in New York, have the late great battles been recorded in our daily papers with great particularity end sent thronehout tbe Union. Nothing like it baa cei- la-' fore been accomplished. The enterprise or" the New York presf. of a single press in New York, has eclipsed that of the wealthiest and ablest presses in Europe. It is characteristic of tlw nation to do its work grandly and well. Journal of the Ttlgrt'ph. A raw dats since a school m8ter waa teaching a six-years-old boy the alphabet, and found that the little fellow staggered when he came to "I." "What is that let ter, Johnny 7" said the pedagogue. "Don't know," squeaked the urchin. "Yes yon do," put in the teacher. "What have I rot on either side of my nose. Johnny 7" "Toddy blossoms '; bo father says.rejjinad th pupil, and took hi seat icstautor. . ii