1 lie maifl-it Sardines In the liox
Live dirt A man.
Pott do bills Pay thrm.
This beinR fly time, time flicn.
The cobbler bas a sole purpuse in life.
To remove stains from character get
fich. ,
To spell brandy with three letters 15.
KandY.
The most popular side just cow The
shady side.
'Grocers should remembir that honest
tea is the best policy.
The prettier the foot and ankle, the ea
sier it gets up stares.
CircumstauccB alter cases -particularly
reduced circumstances.
The first Eve angelical alliance Ad
am's marriage in Eden.
The Eweetest of strains Trying to lift
a pretty girl on a horse.
The monogram that makes the most
matrimonial matches is $.
Living from hand to mouth is what a
wit calls "manual exercise."
Why do thieves lead comfortable lives?
Because they take things easy.
Tis a lonp lane that haz no turns, and
ri a frno-1 mill that alwaVS dtlZ.
Tbe man who would keep bib head cool j
shouldn't out a stove pipe ou it.
What horn produces the most discord
ant music? The drinking horn.
Chinamen eat with chopsticks, and use
no spoons. Butler is down on 'em.
A Pennsylvania school-marm recently
struck ile." But it was juveu-ile.
When does a woman's tongue go quick
est ? When it is cn a railroad train.
Why is lnziness like money 1 Because j yjjy FRY! Till
the more a man has of it, the more he wants.
An exchange asks : "Why is a wood
chuck like a sausage ? Because it's a ground
teg."
Chandler is to have a bust by a Vir
ginia sculptor. He has the other kind every
week.
When a Inree widow marries a small
man. should he be called the widow's mite?
He mite.
Why are types like criminals Be
cause it ain't proper to lock them up with
out proof.
When is a Chinaman the most like a
vegetable ? Why, when he cue-cumbers his
head, of course.
What do we seek redress for when we
go to law? "Injuries." Where do we find
it? "In juries."
We tlllr a palm leaf fan as a premium
to any person who will get up an original
remark abc ut the weather.
What is taking a man's name in vain 1
Forging a man's name to a note, and then
obtaining nothing on the ncto.
A thief, who lately broke open a gro
cer's warehouse, excused himself on the pita
that he only went to take a tea.
Tbe Heart's Misgivings Eating a mut
ton pot-pie, and wondering, after a pause,
what the contents were composed of.
It is said that all Japanese women can
read, write and cipher. An exchange says :
In civilized nations men 'sigh-for' them."
Oh!
Some one says truly that the best way
for a man to train up a child in the way it
should go, is to travel that way sometimes
himself.
A Touna man in Ohio recently opened
a clothing store and was sent to jail for it.
Reason why the clothing store belonged to
another man.
"I have a great love for old hymns,"
said a pretty girl to her masculine frieud.
I am much fonder," he replied, "of the
young bers."
"Lenny, you're a pig," said a father to
his little five-year old boy. "Now, do you
know what a pig is. LenLy V "Yes, bir, a
pig's a heg's little boy."
Marriage certi6cates in Chicago have a
clause appended to them, like that on a rail
road trip ticket: "Good for thirty days,
Unless otherwise ordered."
The worst yet. An exchange gets oQ
the following horrible conundrum : "Why
is an empty champagne bottle like an or
phan? Because it ha3 lost its pop."
Blessed are they that are ignorant, for
they are happy in thinking they know eve
rything. Blessed are the orphan children,
for they have no mothers to spank them.
Bachelors are a much abused class of
mortals, but Quilp says it is much better to
lauched at for not getting married, than not
to be able to laugh yourself because you are.
The Harvard Advocate says that this is
the last thing from au impassioned lover to
his sweetheart : "Would you were an ex
clamation point and I were two parenthesis.
(!)."
Here is a profane conundrum for which
the Independent is responsible : What is
the difference between temptation and eter
nity? The one is a wile of a devil and tke
other a devil of a while.
A western locomotivo ran over a man
who was sitting on the nilroad track read
ing a newspaper, and now all the local pa
pers are claiming their sheet as the one that
proved 60 fatally engrossing.
At a teacher's institute in Missouri a
lady teacher was given the word "hazard
ous" to spell and define, and did it in this
style : "ll-a-z, haz, a-r-d, ard, hazard, e-dou-ble-s,
ess," hazardess a female hazard."
A mau in Indiana lost his wife and his
family physician on the tame day. and be is
now searching for their remains with a dou
ble barrelled shot-gun with the intention of
burying them both in the same grave.
A man in South Hadley who has just
pot out of a lawsuit, wants to obtain a large
framed picture of a cow, with one client at
the head and the other at the tail, pulling,
and the lawyers rueauwhile quietly milking.
It is a question that puzzles even the
. Universalists to know what will become of
a man after death who refuses or neglects to
pay for bis newspaper. All tbe places be
lieved to exist in the great hereafter are
thought to be too good for him.
"My son," said a gentleman the other
morning to a six year old urchin, ! wish
you to go on au errand to your grandmoth
imO,ASJSG'1870.
And a GOOD THING in EBENSBURG.
ROYALTY SUPERCEDED I
The "House of Tudor" Surrendered
TO THE SMALL FRY 1
NEW STORE! SEW GOODS!
Hew Inducements!
High Street! j j Lew Prices!
Has token pOf-sesMon -" 'he rooms on High
Street, (three Uoors lrom Centre totrcet,
lecentlv occupied by R. H. Tador,
into nhich he has just ir.tioduced
a mammoth assortment of
DRY a DRESS GOODS,
Groceries Hardware, &.c,
consisting of everything nd much more tlin
any dealer in this " tieck of timber" has
ever pretended to keep, and every
article of which will be
SOLD VERY CHEAP FOR CASH!
OR IN EXCHANGE FOE CCtNTCT H-ODC CE.
OSADA LIS
, . . y-i t r ti T v r t Til.: nni'-vrr . .....
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D- DII'ItOVED
NO DEALER KEEPS RETTER GOODS!
NO DEALER KEEPS MORE GOODS !
NO DEALER SELLS CHEAPER 1
NO DEALER SELLS MORE !
FRY!! TRY FRY!!!
Buy from Fry ! Buy from Fry ! !
THY FRY IF YOU WMNT TO BUY
X the finest Dress Goods at the fairest prices.
TRY FRY IF YOU SYAST TO PUY
Muslins, Checks, Ginghams, Tickings, Shirt
ings, Denims, Drills, Jeans. Cloths, Cas
siineres. Hatinetts, Delaines. Lawns.
Prints, &.c, Ac, and wish to get
the full worth of your money.
TRY FRY IF YOU W.1NT TO HUY
Boots and Shoes for Men's, Ladies' and Chil
dren's wear, unexcelled in quality and
nowhere undertold in prices.
TRY FRY IF YOU W.1NT TO BUY
Hardware, Qneensware, Glassware, Caipets
Oil Clo'h-, tc , of the handsomest
styles at the lowest figures.
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Josh Hillings on riles.
HPHE GREAT AMERICAN
JL HEALTH RESTORER pu.ifies the
bloou and cure Scrofula, Syphilis. ."-kiu
Diseases, Rheumatism, Diseases of Wo
men, and all Cbrot:n A flections of the
Bteod, Liver and Kidneys. Recommend
ed by the Medical Faculty and many
tbousanas of our be-H citizens.
Rend the testimony of physicians and
patient.-' who have used Rosadalis ; send
lor our Rosadalis Guide to Health Book,
or Almanac for this year, whichwe pub
lish for gratuitous distribution ; it wnl
give you much valuable information.
Dr. K. vv . uarr, oi miuimorc, say?;
I take pleasure in recommending yonr
Rosabai 19 as a very powerful alterative, j
I have 6een it used in two cases with
happy results one in a case of secondary
syphilis, in which the patient pmnoanced
himself cured after having taken five bot
les of vour medicine. The other is a case
'of Scrofula of Ion standing, which is
irapidly improving under its use, aud the
lindiotions are that the patient will soon
recover I have carefully examined the
formula by whichyour Rosadalis is made
and find it nn excellent compound of
alterative Ingredients.
Dr. Sparks, of N icholfiaviHe, Kv.,sys
he ha- used Rosadalis in cases of Scrofu
la and Secondary Syphilis with satistac
jtory i ecults as 'ti cleaner of the blood I
know no better remedy.
1 Samuel G. M'Fadden, Murfreesboro'.
Tenn . savs: I have used seven bottles oi
Rosadalis and am entirely cured of Rhen-
. . . ' . . i t : i.
matism ; senu roe lour ooiues, as i i-u
it for my brother, who has scrofulous
sore eves.
Beni. Bechtol. of Lima, O.. writes : I
have suffered for i.0 years with an invet
erate eruption over my whole bony. A
shoit time since 1 bought a Dottieoi ito
sadalis and it effected a perfect cure
Rosadalis is sold bv Li.mmon & Mra-
!ray, Ebensburg, and Druggists general
llv. Laboratory, CI Exchange Place,
iBaltimore. CLEMENTS & CO.,
J April 7, 1PC9. ly. Proprietors
S AND 1881'S
TRY FRY IF YOU WANT TO BUY
Hams, Sides, Shoulders. Mess Pork. Fish. Salt,
Lard. Butter. Eirgs, Cheese, Coffee. Su
gar, Teas, Soaps. Candles, Spices,
or anything clse in that line.
TRY FRY IF YOU WANT TO BUY
auythiiig and everything worth buying, and be
sure that nt all times vou will he supplied
at the LOWEST CASH RATES.
" Oh my ! my eye ! it is no lie
That at the Dry Goods Store and Grocery
Just opened by A. G Fry,
On the street called High,
More for your money yuu can buy
Than from any one else, faror nih.
5-20'
BOUGHT, SOLD AND IXCHANOFP
Oj6 .MOST LIBERAL TERMS.
BOCGMT ANI SOI-D AT MaKKET RATES
COUPONS CASHED,
Facific Eailroad Bonds
BOUGHT AM) SOLD.
StocJcs IJoiKjJit tj- Sold on Commission Only
First Mortgage 7 P. C. Gold Bonds
For sale at SO ajid accrued interest.
AreonntR received anl Interest Allow
ed on Dully Ralnnces, ulJect
to elieck nt silit.
I li:ite a fli.
A tli is got no manners.
He aint no gentilmun-
Ile's an introoder, don't send in no card
nor ax a interduckshun, nor don't knok at
the front door, and nurer, nuver thinks uv
takin off hia hat.
Fust thinjr vou know lie is in bed with
you and up your nose tho what he wants
tliar is a tnystry and he invites hisself
to brekfast and sots dutin in yore butter,
thout breshi'ig his pants.
He helps himself to ehugar, and meat,
and melassis9, and bred, and presurves,
and vinnegy ennything, and don't wait
for no invitashun. lie's got a good ap
pytite, anJ jiat as sun eat one thing as
another.
T'aint no use to challenge him for tak
ing liberties ; he keeps up a hostile ker
rispondence with you, wether or not and
hlu'ots hissc-lf at you like a bullit, and he
nuver misses, nuver.
He'll kiss yore wife 20 times a day,
and zizz and zoo, and riJikuIe you if jfou
say a word, and he'd ruthcr you'd slap at
him than not, coz he's a dodger uv the
dodjririnist kine. Everv time you slap,
you don't slap him, bnt slaps yoreself,
and he zizzcz and pints the bine leg uv
skorn at you, till he aggrevates you to
distracshin.
lie glories in a ligiitin every pop on the
ixackt spot whar you druv him from,
which proves the intenshun to teeze you.
Don't toll me he ain't got no mind : he
knows what he is after. lie's got sense
and too much uv it, tho he never went to
skool a day in his life ixcept in a eupe
dish.
lie's a mean, rnillignant, owdashus,
premeditated cuss.
His mother nurver paddled him with a
y0I' "MOHRELL
WASHINGTON STREET,
Near Pa. R. R. Depot, Johnstown, Pa.,
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
fill 11 DBMESTIC Wi GOQBS.
ailLLlXEKY GOODS,
BEE HIVE.
The undersized ha secured l P9
of the United States, dated December
for"! improvement in the construction of Bee
V,T l el.ima for hU invention advantages
oseVscd bv no other heretofore patented.
The principal feature of this 1 ee H, ve . th
' !l,nt bv means of which H is thoronKh
HARDWARE.
QUEICNSWARE.
BOOTS AND SHOES.
BATS AND CAPS.
IRON AND NAILS !
CARrETS AND OIL CLOTHS,
READY-MADE CLOTHING,
r: T . A w A RE. Y I .LLO W W ARE.
WOODEN AND WILLOW WARE,
PROVISIONS and FEED, ALL KINDS,
Together with all mamipr of Wetorn I 'rod nee,
such FLOUR. BACON, FISH, SALT,
CARBON OIL. kc. &c. .
t-ss?- Wholesale and retail orders prdicited
and promptly filled on the shortest notice aud i
most reasonable terms
WOOD. 1IORRELL & CO
Johnstown, April 2d, lbC'J. ly.
arrangruK.il'.. u. , (.;!;.
lv vcntiUted. thus precioump 1'",- " "'',h
L bee Biaotherinc. the comb mou ding or the
onev sourin-. Thi desirable end accorn
o i"hed by a vertical perforated tube, running
centrally through the hive and open at the top
and bottom. All persons interested in apicm-
.. :it r, s.ft the creat advantages se-
Uirc J" , :!.,.,.. ;a
. . .
- t
j ne Atlantic 2lor.t?Jy rivna ,
graphic sketch of tU t H
every drunkard : "J 'f-'-Kz
The daily Wh cf
ard in like this:
mornius, after a heavy, rtlcf ?
sleep, lie-is mi-erable Iryon.l' 1
and almost helpless. lri v;rv i '5
so ne cannot i.it to J. t:
:,!
which h
mania. Two or thren Rtfr ,.i
tl.e
in
c t;ad a desirn '
ous liquors will restore him so f"'1:
can control hia muscles, an.i L t::.
Vt-..vo.?nr. u;.. 3'.- ' 1'T.fc.
If. , "
D
ENTISTIiY. The undersigned,
graduate -5?
slipper in Her ate.
of tbe Balti
more Coi'ege
of Dental Sur-
trery, respect
fully offers hi
PE0FKSS105A
services to the
r-iti'iw of Kh-
ensbnrg and vicinitv, which place he will visit
on tlie'Voi-nui Monday of each mouth, to re
main one week.
Aug.13. SAM'L BELFORD: D. D. S.
cured ir. this improvement.
for the increase of bcea. ...
The reci'liar construction of the box, partic
ularly in the arrangement of the inner com
partrnents, wl.erebv it can be cleaned at any
time without disturbing the bees, is another
valuable improvement which will be obvious
nr, who f-x:imines this Hive. An
t xaii.i'- atiou of the workings of the bees or the
eoudiiion of the interior can be made at any
time, as the tddee sre c.iscd wilh glass. Bees
can be trasferred from a difl'erent. hive to the
improved one without any difficulty whatever.
It would require too much ipace to enumerate
here all the advantages claimed in this inven
i.nt full ir. formation will be promptly fur-
ni-hed by applying in person or by letter to the
patentee. I am now irepared to dippoM s of
territory for the sale of the Improved Eee Hive
in any portion of th United States.
3 y PETER CAMPBELL,
Carrolltown, Cambria Co., Pa.
out betraying his condition
an hour, and drink'iDg every t( . '"..
minutes, he will tis-ually be aV " '
pretty r'-od breakf.i-.t. ivi.Vi, :'e
of cefft-e, tobacco, and aompara1- 1
amount of liquor, he will Le able t'"'
After breakfast, for tome hour v.
generally ab;e to transact rutite V.-,""''
and associate with his fellows wl-v.."
lug their pity or contempt. As d n-'..
draws near, 1m; fee's tl.e necessity cfU'
drinking som ot those infc
t . 1 . r
wnitn are auverii.-ia i r. t;ifc
AliTOM iTiC RAILWAY GATE
The patentee of the atove nas aiso iini-uim
n.d patented an AUTOMATIC RAILWAY
lhe attention of
I design to keep a full line of
DRESS GOODS of the most
desirable etvles and texturea.
and as I am determined to sell :is CHEAP A3
THE CHEAPEST, I respectfully solicit a call
from all the ladies, and especially from those
who have been in the habit of visiting other
plates to make their purchases. Whatever
jou want to buy, be sure first to try the store
of A. G. FRY.
kbensburg, May 27, JSCD.
mm is mm mm,
HAVING recently enlarged our stock
we are now prepared to sell at a great
reduction lrom lormer prices. Our &toek con
sists of Drugs, Medicines, Perfumery, Fancy
Soaps, Leon's, Hall's and Allen's Hair Restor
atives. Pills, Ointments, Plasters, Liniments,
Pain Killers,- Cilrate Magnesia, Ess Jamaica
Ginger, Pure Flavoring Extracts, E-sences,
Lemon Syrup, Soothing Syrup, Spiced Syrup,
Rhubarb, Pure Spices, &e.";
CIGARS AND TORACCOS,
Blank Books, Deeds, Notes and Bonds; Cap.
Post. Commercial and all kind? of Note Paper;
Envelopes, Pens, Pencils, Arnold'a Writing
Fluid, Black and Red Ink, Pocket and Pass
Books, Magazines, Newspapers, Novels, His
toiica. Bibles, Religious.Prajer aud Toy Books,
Penknives, Pipes, &c
tW We have added to our stock a lot of
FINE JEWELRY, to which we would invite
the attention of the Ladies.
PHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS at lower prices
than ever offered in this place.
Paper and Cigars sold either wholesale or re
tail. LEMMON & MURRAY,
July 30, 18G8. Main Street, Ebensburg.
lO fSoxitli TI 1 1 IX D Street;
PHILADELPHIA.
THE M1W jETXA
REAPER AND MOWER!
GREATLY IMF ROVED,
With double motion, or change of speed at
will. By the movement of an easy vrorkiug
lever, without stopping the team, the speed
can be easily changed from fast to blow, and
from slow to fast ; or by the same lever can
be thrown entirely out of gear. Also a
grand improvement in the new Geared Reel
that is so popular, and with a new Self-Rake
and other improvements, the Etna " is
conceded to be far ahead of all its competitors
in every essential quality of a successful
machine.
If you want to get the best Reaper and Mow
er manufactured, call at George Huntley's
House-Furnishing and Agricultural Depot
and see the famed ' Autxa," or send for the
new pamphlet of grand improvements for
1870, sent free to any rddress.
VMTE
CIT1IM till
OP HA11TKOIID, CONN.
Cixsl I. Elacrc, Pr?:'t. - - Francis D. Eosglass, Scc'y.
fTHIS COMPANY ranks among the first
JL class Life Insurance Companies doing bus
iness in Massachusetts, and by complying with
the laws of that State, ineures perfect safety
to her Policy Holders. It grants fU per cent
loan of premium on Life Policies to its Insured,
and hy applying all the cash collected lrom its
members to Insurtnce, gives the largest insu
rance attainable for the amount of monev in
vested. Its profits are divided among the PoT-
icv Holders, and its Dividends have never been
less than 5d ner cent., thus bringing tbe net
cost pf the Insurance within the most limited
means, and affording the protection of a Policy
on terms not excelled bv anv Oompauv.
Trustworthy and reliable men are wanted to
act as aaents for tl.ls Company in Cambria
and adjoining counties, and with such the most
iibeial arrangements wiil be made. To those
who may be unacquainted with the business
full instructions and aid will be most cheerful
ly reudered whenever desirable or available.
COPE & JOHNSON,
Agents for Cambria County,
Johnstown. Pa.
Home Sl Norton, General Agents, P4 Fourth
Avenue, Pittsburgh, Fa,. apr.l4.-ly.J
'Poor women are on every side, and orphans
cry for bread, because husbands and fa
thers lived and died uninsured."
A HI ERIC AX
'.ill 11 I III! I' 4 IV
OF PHILADELPHIA
Organized 1850
ALJ.x.TYniLLDiN.Pres.. .Joux S. Wilson, Sec
cr's to-day.
It's impossible." was tho
reply; "I belong to the Highflyer and Tiger
base ball club, and both play match games
to-day one id the morning and the other in
tbe afternoon. Give me fortj cents for a
ball.
"John Smith, come up with jour lcs
eon. What docs G-I-a-es' spell?" Well,
I knew once, bui darned if I don't forget
now." Pshaw what's in your mother's
vrindow sashes?" "There's so many things
that blowed if can remember them all. Let
me see there's the boss blanket in one place,
brother Job's hat in another, sister Patty's
bonnet in another, and dad's old breeches in
the hole that Ztb and I made yesterday."
Tako a run out, Johnny ; you may go and
play for awhile."
-'If ever I'm married," said Ike, looking
up from the book he was reading and kick
iug the stove door to. 4,if ever I'm married
" "Don't speak of marriage, Isaac."
6aid Mrs. Partington, "till you are old enough
to understand tbe bond that binds congeal
ing souls. P6oplo"musn't think of marriage
with impurjity. It's tbe first thing children
think of now-a-days, and young boj s with
their piana fortes, and young girls with their
beads fricasseed into spittoon curls, talk of
marriage before they get out of their can
teen. Think of tucb ouea getting married !'
THE T-
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Gumming: 8ti ws
IS THE
BEST SAW GUMBIER !
ITS THE WORLD!
FOR SALE BT
GEORGE HUNTLEY,
Ebensburg', Pa.
W.
M. LLOYD & CO.,
Bankers, Altoona, Pa.
Drafts on the principal cities aud Silver
and Gold for sale. Collections made.
Moueys received on deposit, payable on de
mand, without interest, or upon time, with
nterest at fair rates. an31.
LOTD & CO., IlanUer,
-i Ebenbburg, Ta.
Gold, Silver, Government Loans, and
other Securities, bought and sold. Interest
allowed on Time Leposits. Collections made
in all accessible points in the United States
aDd a general Banking business transacted
All policies non forfeitable. All policies are
payable at death or 80 years of age.
Economy in management. Caue ;n the selec
tion of rir-ks, Prompts kss in the payment o
death claims, and Security in the investment
of its immense funds, are rigidly adhered to and
have always characterized this Company.
J. FRANK-CONDON,
Special Agcut.
Nov. 11, 18GfJ.-lv.
ALU ABLE REAL ESTATE FOI
SALE. The FARM lately
owned by Epwahd A. Bubke,
dee'd, situated in Washington
township, Cambria county, is of
fered for sale. Said Farm con
tains 175 ACRES, yf) acres of which are clear
ed, the balance being well timbered. The
land is of the best quality and the improve
mentsaiea House, Barn, &o. There is a good
Orchard on the premises. For terms, which
will be made easy, inquire on the premises, or
of the undersigned in Allegheny township.
Possession will be given when pale is effected
JAMES J. KAYLOR,
April 21. -tf. Executor of E. A. Burke, dee'd
7&TOTICE TO LAND OW NERS.
Having procured a perfect list of all
warrantee names, dates ot wan-ants, and of the
payment of the purchase money and the names
of the persons piying the same, wita a com
plete draft made from the official records show
ing the location oi eacn tract ot land, lam
prepared to procure patents from the Land Of
fice for the owners ot unpatented lands, unde
the Act of Assembly of the'JOth of May, 184
and the euppienient thereto, as required by th
recent order ot the burvevor Ueneral.
GEO. M. READE
Ebensburg, March 2-1, WO -tf.
G
Ilia morrals wus ni-
glec.ktid, and he lacks a iood deal of hu
mility mitely. He ain't bashful a bit,
an I 1 doubts if he blushes ofting.
Iu fack, he was nuver fotoh up a tall.
He wuz born full grown, he don't git
old uther things gits old, but he nuver
gits old and he is itnperdent and inis
chevus to the day ov his deih.
lie droopz m cold weather, and yu kin
ma?h him on a window pain, and you've
jest put yore linger in it. lie cums agin
next veer, and a been more with him.
Tain't no use.
One fli to a family might do for amuse
ment, but the good uv so many flize I be
due ef I kan see : kin vou ?
I has thoit much about flize, and I has
notist how ofting they stops in their devil
try to comb their heads and skratch thar
no?e with thar four legs, and gouge thar
arm-pits under thar wings with thar hind
eg 9.
And my kandid opinyun are, that flize
is lowsy, they ecches all the time, is mis
erbul, and that makes 'em bad tempered,
and want to make uther peepil miserbul
too
Ef that ain't the flossfy uv flize, I give
it up.
Altho a fli don't send in his kard, lie
always leaves one, and I don't like it
Taint piitty cf 'tis round. lie kan't
DR. H. B. MILLER, flfc
Altoona, Pa., "uXTLiy
Operative and Mechanical DENTIST.
Office removed to irginia street, opposite
the Lutheran church. Persons from Cambria
county or ebc.vhere who get work done by me
to the amountof Ten Dollars and upwards, will
have the railroad fare deducted from their bills.
All woke warra.ntko. Jan. 121, lC'J.-tf.
BR D. W. ZIEGLEll, Surgeon Den
tist, will visit Ehensburg p'o-
and p:
fUTR to which he invites the
railroad men. Full information will be fur
niched on application, and Company Rights
will be disposed of by the inventor. Address
as above. jan.ll.'TO -tf.
GEO. C.K. ZAHM.........JAS. B. ZAHM.
ZAHSVI &L SON,
DEALERS IN
xt-k".
ii,. trro v i v , ri'.ci
day of each month, and reman
one week, duriiifr which time he
may be found at the Mountain House.
fjTee'h extracted without pain by the use
of .Nitrate Oxide, or Laughing Gas.
II. l'LANK, M. D., tenders his
professional service to tho oitiz-.-ns of
ITucn.-Oiur;.' and vicinity. Ollice on llirh street,
njiixisite t lis; new Ccntrrotrutional church, fcisi
Ward. Nitrht calls can t- made at the late resi
dence of Lr. it. t. lUuin, West Ward, mj 12.
w.
DRY 000DS,
HARDWARE. QUEENSWARE,
Hats,Cap3,Eoots,Shoes,
AND ALL OTHER ARTICLES
tsually Kept !n a Country Store.
make a cross mark, only a dot, and he
is always a dollin whar thar ain't no i's
Thars no end to his periods, but he nuver
cums to a full Etop. Such Iianu-ritm is
diznpreabil.
lie's a artiss, but his freshco and his
wall paperin I don't admire. Thar's too
much sameness in his patterns. II is
specs is the only specs that don't help the
eyes. You can't see throo era, and you
don t want too.
I hate a fli.
Durn a fli.
Tiik New Orleans Picayune, relates the
following: incident which occurred at a
recent trial in the Recorder s Court of a
case of assault : "And you struck the
man ?" inquired the magistrate. "Uedad
I did." "Then you did wrung " "You
don't say fo." "But I do." "If a man
should call your honor a coward, wouldn't
jou strike him!" "No, it would be
wrong."' "Bedad, I bdicve it would" re
plied the culprit, and a universal laugh
evinced the appreciation of the crowd.
AV. JAMISON, 31. D.,
Lore t to. ('ambriii Co., fa..
Tenders Lis professional services Ut such of the
titizens of the above place and viciniiy as may
requite medical aid. April '21. ly.
AaIES J. O ATM AX, M. I).,
tenders his professional services as Phy- i
sioian aud Surgeon to the citizens of Carro'.l
tewn and vicinity. Otllce in rear of build
ing occupied by J. Buck & Co. as a store.
Night calls can be made at hia re--idence, one
door south of A. Haug'a tin and hardware
store. "May 9, 1SG7.
J. LLOYD, successor to II. b.
P.UNX, Dealer in Dnujs. Medicines,
Faints, e. "Store on Main street, opposite
tho "Mansion House," Lbensburg, Pa.
October 17. 18G7.-Gm.
D. M'LAUGIILIN,
1 TTOTvNEY AT LAW. Johnstoim, ra
j Office in the Hxchange building, ou the
Corner of Clinton and Locust streets up
ttairs. Will attend to all business connect
ed with his profession.
Jan. 31. 18G7.-tf.
JOHN 1. LINTON,
ATTORNEY AT LAW, Johnstoicn, Fa.
Office in building on corner of Main and
Franklin street, opposite Mansion House,
second Coor. Entrance on Franklin street.
Johnstown. Jan. 31. 1867.-tf.
p L. PERSUING, Attorxey-at-
Law, JoJinsfoicn, Fa. Oflice on Frank
lin street, upstairs, over John Benton's
Hardware Store. Jan. 31, 1867.
WOOL AND COUNTRY PHODUCK
TAKES IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS !
STORE ON MAIN STREET,
Next Door to the Pest Office,
June 10, 1S69. EBENSBURG, PA.
ma! .. , .
I-:.,.. i
nn.) mntir.fiin ci'l.. 1 4 i "
names, offered to the public, atd'd-v
behind bars in drinkim? sal-
trrr r. r .1 n k i i,f rpfnto .l !. ' "
.. Ct.nU.
cordials, wines, etc., mixed v.---;."'
navoreu lutua iiie ue wj; a jlw ; "
spices ana sugar. aLd s.ld utider ir-..
of tonics, restorers, aj petit' rs. t;c "y
persons art inuueeu 10 laKe tUm !.. .
tnern to oe oeuencia., wbtu, if
the vile stuff from which tr.ty arr';
one out of a thousand would t ci"
J t is vain t-jr advcrcates of temt-r...
write, speak, or 1 ibor far refgrra, ti','
shameful business is earn-?.', en, Z:i ,
cians can be fund to sanctiou ui
mend them.
These bitters lash the torpid p-,,.
a momentary, morbid, fierce active ,.
eiiables the victim to eat even a sav
ant dinrer. The false exoitca.ci.tjr
but dinner rtmaius, and it has tc'.-y
ed. This calls for an ceeasionil c -
three or four hours, after iv!ii,-'n :-r
is exhausted, and the m.in iVt's ;"
lauguid. He is net tranquil: Le ,.
continuation of the stimuiau :!:.-
which human nature, to ali;i,v;.
verted, never resists. Dv tijj ti: I
evening, when all the apparatus '
tion is in the ful.eit activity, avi i
lot'se population t f the town is sL:
now bepu.s Lis evening t!t-V.-.i:;rh. a.:
up a steady drinking until he can
more, when he stumbles heme
the stupefying fumes, and awake l
ror and decrepitude; i f a drut.kar :': :
ing. It is not surprising that fcr,.- ;.
pie are becoming disgusted vhh u
of "bitters," which are uotUr; 1:
worst liquors disguised as neir-M'
but lure the tippler on tj ruin and i
tion.
r1IN, COPPER AND SHEET-IRON
JL "WAUE. Havinz purchased the tools
and fixtures of Mr. T. V. Williams, and leased
the building recently occupied by S. Singleton,
Esq., on Hij-h street, opposite the store of Zahm
& Son, the subscriber would respectfully inform
the citizen? of Ebensburg and parts adjacent
that he is prepared to f urnish all kind ot TIN,
COPPER and SHEET IRON WARE of his
own manufacture, which he will not only guar
antee perfect in make and material, but fully
aa moderate iu price as like articles are sold by
any manufacturer in the county. Special at
tention paid to making and putting up SPOUT
ING of all kinds. .An examination of my work
and prices is respectfully solicited, and I have
no fear but what I can give entire satisfaction
to all who favor me with their custom.
VALENTINE LUTTRINGER.
Ebentburg, Aug. 5, lSGD.-tf.
j& T" J A M E ST HOTEL,
(Conducted on the European Flan,')
405 & 407 Liberty Stbeet, opposite the
Union Depot, Vittsduegii, Pa.
JAMES K. L ANA II AN, Froprietor.
This House is newly built and splendidly
furnished, and convenient to all the Rail
roads coming into the city. Tbe Restaurant
connected with this Ilotel open at all hours
of the day and night. oct.17.-ly.
UNION HOUSE,
EBENSBURG, Pa., JEROME A. PLOTT,
Propietor, spare3 no pains to render this
hotel worthy of a continuation of the liberai
patronage it baa heretofore received. His
table will always be furnished with the
best the market affords ; his bar with the
best ct liquors. His stable is large, and will
be attended by an attentive and obliging
hostler. Jan 30, 1868.-tf.
A Y vfc W E L S II
Successors to Gay Painter,
WHOLESALE
Grocers and Commission Merchants
AND DEALERS IN
FLOUR, PRODUCE. FISH, SALT, CAR
BON OILS, &c, Sec.
362 Libebty Steeet. - PITTSBURGH.
TT OUNTAIN HOUSE, Ebensburg,
JL it. P. liINTON fc CO., Prop'ri.
The Table is always supplied with the
choicest delicacies : the Bah is supplied with
choice liquorf, and the Staeie attended by
careful hostlers. Transient visitors accom
modated and boarders taken by the week
month or year, on reasonable terms. feb21
EKANK W. HAY,
WHOLESALE and RETAIL Manufacturer,
( of TIN. COPPER and SHEET-IRON
WARE, Canal street, below Clinton, Johns
town, Fa. A large stock constantly on
baud.
V on
EASLY, Attorney at Laav.
ffice, No. 10S Franklin plreet, Johns
town, l a . two doors JNorth Ot r razer s Urug
Store. Will attend promptly to all manner of
legal business that uiav be entrusted to him.
KOPELIN,
Johnstown.
T. W. DTCK,
Ebeusburg.
KOPELIN & DICK, Attorneys-at-Latv,
Ebensburg, Pa. Office with Wm.
Kittell, Esq., Colonade Row. oct.22.-tf.
R. Ii. JOHNSTON, J E. SO A M J
JOHNSTON & SCANLAN,
Attorneys at Law,
Ebeusburg, Cambria oo., Ta.
Office opposite the Court House.
Ebensburs, Jan. 31, 1867.-tf.
A SHOKMAKF.R OKO. 'W. OATMA.V.
SHOEMAKER & O ATM AN, Attor
neys at Law, Ebensburg. Pa. Offices on
High street, inrnedia!v va-t of Huntlev's
hardware store. an. 8, 'CD.
rp II. SCANLAV, Attm-my-at Tmw,
- Carrolltown, ChmI. ;':'.. ra. All man
ner of letral busin;s ;,! n hic'; I mav b fa
vored will roti'ive f.tn':': jiiid tarelii! atton
tton. Collections u stH i;Uity. May 12.1
II. SEOIiLEIi, Attokney-at-
Law, Ebensburg, Pa. Office in rooms
recently occupied by Geo. M. Reade, Esq , in
Colonade Row, Centre street. aug.27.
THE
SLATE COFiPANY
Are prepared to furnish to Builders or Slaters
their
VF.RY DADE BICE COLCItr.D SITEEIOR
ROOFING SLATE !
From their own Quarries, located in Northamp
ton county, Pemi 'a, AT QUARRY TRICES.
Sample-? may be seen, and communications
addressed to
E. L. GOODWIN, Agent.
J. . SIIAIJLEXBEKGEK, Ire-t.
Office : Brew er's Building, Duqcesse Way,
Cor. Eighth St., Pittsburgh, Pa. f mj5-tim.
N D R E W 5IOSES,
MERCHANT TAILOR,
ScrpEs's Boilping, Clinton St., JonxsTowx,
HAS jnst received his fall and winter stock
of fine French, London and American
CLOTHS, CASSIMERE3 and VEST1XGS.
and a full assortment of Gent's Furbishing
Goods.
Mr. Moses has been for eipht years cutter at
Wood, Worrell & Co. 's establishment, and now
desires to inform his friends and the public rea
crally that he has commenced business in Sup
oes's biiildinpc, on Clinton stieet, with a stock
pf goods adapted to the fall and winter, which
he is prepared to make up in the latest styles
and at moderate prices for cash, hoping by at
tention to business to merit a share of public
pitronage, and maintain that success which
has heretofore attended his efforts in producing
good fitting garments, tiive him a call.
Johnstown, Sept. 2. 18fiS.-tf.
CfBK FOB UrDRi FH -HIA. '.Vbi'jf
with a relative at Sing Sil N. Y..;:
William Beers, of North liavca, C
bitten by a dog supposed to be r.l:
at once applied pulverized chare ,)
wound, and bas experience-.! no sr
convenience from the bite saoe u
wefks jnst followiog the occur. -c:.c
which time he had snie f-f thelipr
tc-ros of bydropln.bia 5! ore Ttces:.
Leer?. whi!e living in Icw.i, wastL:
of saving the life cf a y.'un !..?
bitten bv a ratt:e?nase. ar t i:e
j
the young lady stsbsequeLt y a;;,
same remcily for a rattls.-nike
horse with entire success. Tl.t-it!"
applyiiig the cb.ucjal is tJ makes:
mixing with lard.
TH EYEUE THE MEMORY
-a-tt' FRIENDS DEPA R TED !
OF
GEO. M. KEADE, Attornryat-Laic,
Ebensburg, Pa. Oflice in new building
recently erected on Centre street, two doors
from lligh street. aug.27.
JOSEPH M'DONALT),
ATTORNET AT LAW, Ebensburg. Fa.
Office on Centre street, opposite Linton's
Hotel. Jan. 31. 18G7-tf.
F. V. TIEHNEY,
ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ebensburg, Fa.
Office in Colonade Row. .
Jan. 5. 18G7-tf.
WILLIAM KITTELL,
ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ebensburg, Fa.
Office iu Colonade Row, Centre tstreet.
Jan. 31, 18G7.-tf.
JOHN FENLON,
ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ebensburg Pa.
Office on High street, adjoining his resi
dence. Jan 31, 1867.-tf.
VfrAMES C. EASLY, Attokxet-
at-Law, Carrolltown, Cambria Co., Fa.
Collections and all legal business promptly
attended to. Jan 31. 1807.
KINKEAD, Justice of the Peace
ami Claim Aaent Office remnred t .
the office formerly occupied by M. Hasson,
Esr,. dee'd, oa High. St., Ebensburg. jl3.
MONUMENTS, TOMBSTONES, &c.
The subscriber still continues to manufacture
of the best material and in the most
workmanlike manner, at the
Loretto Marble Works,
all kind of MONUMENTS AND TOMB
STONES, as well as TABLE and BUREAU
TOPS, and all other work in his line. Non
but the best American and Italian Marble
used, and perfect satisfaction guaranteed to
all cases at prices as low as like work can
be obtained in the cities or elsewhere. Call
and see specimens and judge for yourselves
as to the merits cheapness of my work.
JAMES WILKINSON.
Loretto, March 12, 1868.1y.
How to Make Blackfe!;i.t'.m?i
following r ci;e for making ! .--is
furnirhed the Country Gr!s
P;Qrl,.trcvi:hi V:i.. bfnsek:.
nice ripe blackberries; nnsht!:r
wooden or earthen vessel, f.u.-. -every
gallon of juice, thus olu:
quarts of water to the poicax J
stand several hours, s'.rr.r c--
then strain and mix with t'.e trv-
To every gallon of this m:sf.:re im
pounds white sugar. Iiaceina.;
vessel to ferment, subsr.tunr.i. i -gauze
neatly pasted tn for a: .';-
fermentatioj. iooseiv rce i.t :-.-
Rack cfl aud bottle iu C:tr.
Mr. G.H. Nutter, tf Firih -;
Minn., recently, while th"?,''
level prairie, when at tr.ece;- -
two feet from the snrf.ce " '- ;.
struck uptn a lot of clrps ir '"f
kihlp viiprirp nf havir l"- "1.
wen tnarpenea axe, i ni ; T.,
itiug as 10 is parii.tii j -- , .
were removetl and a tree u.-- ;
upon removing a
section tv i-:
proved to be red ced.tr, tric-
indication it must have U'c t-"v
and thousands of years. It '
hard yellow c!av, with no a??
different sou atove it.
were also discovered.
CHAIR MANUFAGPj
IM.P.MI
ALL KINDS OF
such as common Winder
m,;-- v;r.r.o Phairs. Lnstiei
Viiaii . is....... (-
Backed Chairf
FIRST XATIOSAL
Saddle & Harness Shop
JiV UAMlililA COUNTY.
The subscriber has commenced business at
his Old Stand on Ilijrh street. West Ward, od-
posite the Union School House, Ebensburg,
Pa., where he is manufacturing and is prepared
to fill all oider-i in his line at greatly reduced
prices. Desirous of patronage from all formei
patrons and the public generally, I invite them
to call, with a view of saving money for them
selves, as I will positively furLish the best and
cheapest work that is or can be made in this
or adjoiuin,; counties. Call and see samples
of my work and learn my prices.
M. M. O'NEILL.
Ebenebnrg. March 10, 1870.-tf.
WHOLESALE
ociatle C
llllL X '
. . t n J 1 h t. -
ROCKING Ul l A v" " .;
Settees, Lounges, c- .,;
CABINET FURNjij
of every description
STYLES, WITH PRICES
Tastes of fv
x nan r i ui - t :
fully tolicits a liiwraiw - . 3 L,
age. Clinton Street,
Co. Ta. jZ
VALUABLE
-A fine FARM .
Cambria couiHy, !'.. Turr-J
ensb
lead
fere
v,;h are elt'ir'
iDg -.ell tiored- 1 h ,w
rtt in ii i vulu'o - .-. r r
,nrg and "J- v
ing from Biairsvil.e to i-
Iforeale on aeeoni
111! .IV. . . .rr '
.1. ibe
has thereon errt - - T1:
.ever fail in, lOZ
tr!ted fruit in the co..,y ,I,v
Kit
For funher p'rtici
or adore"---
Bos 31.