tfS " 1 " -erw. Mia-jagrjnwriijiMifc-yi tbiittt Ml I IIP tfTTTTOMWlWiTTTTTWTTMTwrMWriWWBriMlMMWTTTrwrrrri- I 1 n-i ittwww 1 IWMBMBUHHMHHflHHMMWMHi H;IISpttS s AlKKStlfil plKC Editor and IiMIslier. nE IS A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRUTII MAKES FREE, AND ALL ARE SLAVES BESIDE, Tcrm?i, $2 per year In advnncr, kUME 4. EBENSBURG, P ., THURSDAY, AUGUST 4, 1870. NUMBER 27. Freeman p iauiw1 C ,r ,. BE VCBUSHF.D rnY TIiriDAY MORNING, A'1"' .... mrirtiiiL llrce rhvini rait3' '"y"v - .,rv,coevear - - - - " J - v, three niui.u., l ho tail to pay their subscriptions the expiration ot six months will a the rate of $2 50 per year, ' " Kho fali to pay until after the cx :f tyelve months will be charged at H of $3-00 per year. . Vre numbers cousuiu H.v. , six months; and fifty numbers. o ITES OF AUtKH3invi. , ..are, 12 lines, one insertion. $1 00 25 2 00 2 .0 2 50 1 60 1 yr. $G 00 12 00 subsequent insertion, '-jstrator-:' Notices, each, Vntires. each, .vVutices, each 3 mos. C mos. $ 2 CO t 4 CO 5 00 8 00 7 00 10 00 9 50 14 00 11 00 1G 00 14 00 25 00 25 00 35 00 .ire, 12 lines, J 24 lines, ires, SG lines, i; 15 00 25 00 2i :er column, 28 00 35 00 CO 00 i column, slurcn, .Jumn. ami nr Business Cards, not i,'.ine 8 lines, with paper, C 00 itaary Notices, over Bix line3, ten cents -siil and business Notices eight cents it first insertion, ana tour cents lor subsequent insertion. dntio..3 of Societies, or communica nt personal nature must be paid for Vitp made arrangements by which u do or havo done all kinds of plain lincy Job Printing, such as uooks, :,het3. Show Cards, Bill and Lettei is, ILmJbills, Circulars, &c, in the best of the art and at the most moderate s. A!), all kinds of Ruling. Blank -,Bxk Binding, &c, executed to order as the lest and as cheap as the .test. BENSBURG FOUNDRY 1GUX IX FULL, II LAST! VflfiM, NEWJUILDINGS, &c. 1TTXG turehased the well known EB- LN'SBURG FOINDRY from Mr. Edw. i. tzi rebuilt and enlarged it almost en .amies refitnng it with new machinery, w.bersre now prepared to furnish I PARLOR HE AT IN O STO YES, ltet and most approved patterns .SUING MACHINES. MILL GEAR ,R0s and WAT ER WH EELS of ever? Ttion. IRON FENCING. PLOUGHS PLOUGH CASTINGS, and in fact all r of article manufactured in a first class in. Job Work of all kind attended to t.j and done cheaply. asec'u! attention of Farmers is invited To newly patented PLOUGHS which we ine sole right to manufacture and sell -i-couMy, and which are admitted to be ft ever introduced to the public. -.levitg ourselves capable of performinp wiji our line in the most satisfactory IB, and knoffinc that we can do work at Pntucxs than have been charged in this i-WHoli)re we confidently hope that Pj'iMV.td worthy of liberal patronage. i j i J 114 v vau f fsjfcfj given in exthange. TKMS ARE STRirTY Ct8tI OR COCVTr.T tl. COXVEItV. VTT imp A- nn Look to Your Interests, NO BCT ONE OF SrRoi J'S COMBINED BCTIXO 0ST PERFECTLY COMBINED Mrk and Knife Manufactured. SRT FORK WARRANTED." limited cumber can be sunnlied for -county, orders for tris celebrated cjrorkand Knife should ''e eent iu early to 1! TUT. EIEISIIH1GL PA. A3Mfor Cambria County,' XePp'y WOODEN PULLEYS, GRippVp1? Ir0n ru,leys- Also, or R f for fttenining Pulleys iStei;,,, j iua ujiivcuicui las- 4'j0 . "ced' a8 they can be put up orl r! ,thonut t,,c use of ladden. iuurg, Dec. 9. lj-r.Q r.m AMEBS AND OTHERS FHon.D SOT TAIL TO GET ECFTHE JUSTLY CELEBRATED - "ouoic-Geared WWINB MACHINES, tor wnicn lfiQE HUNTLEY, EXSBXJRC, PAm 1 n -iria bounty. A 7AT CHANCE l'date y10? Goods from m. fi V iTEN rR CENT, off l&aillPiiddnJBC0Un- wil1 be flowed MOXP ? ; convince your- CASH from 1870. Summer. 1870. I am now prepared to oiler SUPERIOR INDUCEMENTS TO CASH PUnCIIASERS Of Til. SEIIMEi & COFFER TO KITIIEK AT WHOLESALE Oli RETAIL. My stock consists in part of every variety of Tin, Sheet-Iron, COTTER AND BRASS "WARES, ENAMKM.ED AST PLAIN SAUCE-PANS. BOILERS &c , COAL SHOVELS. MINE LAMP'S, OIL CANS. IIOUSEFURNISHING HARD WARE OF EVERY KIND. Fpeai'a Anti-Dust HEATING and COOKING STOVES, EXCELSIOR COOKING STOVES. NODLE, TRIUMPH and PARLOR COOK ING STOVES, And any Cooking Stove desired I will get when ordered at manufacturer's prices. Odd Stove Plates and Grates, &c, for re pairs, on hand for the Stoves I sell ; others will be ordered when wanted. Particular attention given to Spouting, Valleys and Conductors, all of which will be made out of best mate rials and put up by competent workmen. Lamp Burners, Wick and Chimneys WHOLESALE Oil RETAIL. I would call particular attention to the Light House Burner, with Glass Cone, for giving more light than any other in use. Also, the Paragon Burner, for Crude Oil. SUGAR KETTLES AND CAULDRONS of all sizes constantly on hand. Special attention given to Jobbing in Tin, Copper and Sheet-Iron. at lowest possible rates. Wholesale Merchants' Lists now ready, and will be sent on application by mail or in peison Hoping to see all my old customers and many new ones this Sp.ing, I return my most sincere thanks for the very liberal pa tronage I have already received, snd will endeavor to pleas-.: ail who may call, wheth er they buy or not FRANCIS W. HAY. Johnstown. March 7, 1867. REaT Reduction in Prices ! TO CASH MYERS! AT THE EREIVSDl'RG nOUSE-FURiMSHlNG STORE. The undersigned respectfully informs the citizens of Ebensburg and the public gener ally that he has made a great reduction in prices to CASH BUYERS. My stock wil! consist, in part, of Cooking, Par lor and lleat ing Stoves, of the most popular kinds ; 2'in irare of every description, of my own man ufacture ; Hardware of all kind, such as Locks, Sciews, Butt Hinges, Table Hinges, Shutter Hinges, Bolts, Irc n and Nails, Win dow Glass, Putty, Table Knives and Forks, Carving Knives and Forks, Meat Cutters, Apple Parers, Pen and Pocket Knives in great variety, Scissors, Shears, Razors and Strops, Axes, Hatchets, Hammers, Boring Machines, Augers. Chissels, 1'lanes, (im passes, Squares, Files, Rasps, Anvils, Vises, Wrenches, Rip. Panel and Cross-Cut Saws, Chains cf all kinds. Shovels, Spades, Scythes and Snaths, Rakes, Forks, Sleigh Bells, Shoe Lasts, Pegs. Wax Bristles. Clothes Wringers. Grind Stones. Patent Molasses Gates and Measures, Lumber Sticks, Horse Nails, Horfe Shoes, Cast Steel, Rides, Shot Guns, Revolvers, Pistols, Cartridges, Tow ner. Caps, Load, &c. Odd Stove Plates, Grates and Fire Bricks, Well and Cistern Pumps and Tubing ; Harness and Saddlery Ware of all kind ; Wooden and Willow Ware in great variety ; Carbon Oil and Oil Lamps, Fish Oil, Lard Oil. Linseed Oil, Lubricating Oil, Rosin. Tar, Glassware, Paints, Varnish es, Turpentine, Alcohol. &c. FAMILY GROCERIES, such as Tea, Coffee, Sugars, Molasses, Syr ups, Spices, Dried Peaches, Dried Apples, Fish, Hominy, Crackers, Rice and Pearl Barley; Soaps, Candles; TOBACCO and CIGARS; Paint. Whitewash, Scrub, Horse, Shoe, Dusting, Varnish, Stove. Clothes and Tooth Brushes, all kinds and sizes ; Bed Cords and Manilla Ropes, and many other articles at the lowest rates for CASH. fjCJ-Home Spouting made, pain ;d and put up at low rates-for cash. A liberal discount made to country dealers buying Tinware wholesale. GEO. HUNTLEY Ebensburg, Feb, 28, 1867.-tf. Q.EORGE W. YEAGER, Wholesale and Retail Dealer In HEATING AND COOK STOVES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, OF HIS OWN MANUFACTURE, And GENERAL JOBBER in SPOUTING and all other work in his line. Virginia Street, near Caroline Street, AL.T003.TA, PA, COOK S TOVE. the most perfect complete and satisfactory Stove ever introduced to the public. Stock Immense. - Tkices Low. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. 171 RANK D. STORM, Practical Sur ? TcrotfTEN8BnRo. Pa. Office on Cen tre street, opposite Colonade Row. f.roT.i.; Ejje poet's gtparfmtnt. A. Sl'HMEK DAY. Sunshine over the meadow lands, Kisning the crimson clover, And sunsliine haunting the lilly cups That the yellow bees hang over; And sunshine over the hazy bills, And over the dimpling river, And I wished that the sun and summer day Might shine and last forever. We w-alked down by the meadow path, Tlie broad highway forsaking, Foe the quiet of that lovely spot Seemed better for our love making; And I was silent and she was shy, As we walked down through the clover, But we thought it the sweetest summer day That ever the sun shone over. We heard the birds in the waving grass, As they twitted to each other About the nests they had hidden away, And the coo of each glad bird mother; And we thought, as we walked that summer day Through the clover blooms together,' That at lust the world was iu perfect tune, In the glad, bright summer weather. I cannot tell what I said to her As we walked knee-deep iu clover; But I know that the robins merrily sang Their sweetest ot sweet songs over. And down in my heart love's own bird sang A song that was gladder, sweeter, Aud its ecno joined with the world's sweet hymn, And made the day completer. And when we came up the meadow path, Our hearts sang over and over; "O bweet, glad day for blossom and bird, And lor every blithe young lover!" And yet I know not the words she said. Or whether she spoke at all; But of all sweet dajs, that summer day 1 count as the best of all. ales, J?fcclejcs, iwciotts, t. Tin: i:'L.3ife.! A TRI E STOKV. Among the verdant bills of Eastern Pennsylvania, near where the noble, winding, Susquehanna, coursing through the State, divides the lilue Ridge moun tains, snugly nestles the little town, or rather village, of Linton for it is so small it scarcely merits the appellation of towii and which, if it were not tor the suit asserting dazzle of the guilt vane which surmounts the spire ot the little moss-covered church in that place, would be lost to view even ii its existence was not for gotten by the great, worrying, busy, out side world. It was a picturesque little place ; the great high mountains, their tops almost seeming to pierce the heavens, towering at its rear, the shimmering waters of the Susquehanna flowing at its feet, and the numerous shady trees casting their cooling umbrage over its dwellings and lawns, all conspired to make it one of the most de lightlul spots one could imagine ; and one would scarcely believe it could be made the scene of a tragedy so henious as that winch was perpetrated in it during the latter part ot the tummer of 185 , and which, for the cold-bloodedness and inge nuity evinced in its consummation, has scarcely a parallel. Mr Edson, the victim of the tragedy, was a retired merchant, who resided with bis family in an elegant villa situated on the outskirts of the town, and which, from the fact of its being surrounded by a shady grove of trees of that species, was known in Linton by the name of "The Elms." The family consisted of only his wife and npnhew. besides several domestics. Ilis wife, Estelle, was of Southern oiigin, dark, imperious, beautiful as a Venus, of a very passionate disposition, and, it nec essary, would not scruple to go any length to satisfy either her anections or her bate. Rumor had it that her marriage with Mr. Edson was not free from tho charge of mercenariness ; for in no other way could the gossips account for the union of two persons whose ages exhibited such a "real disparity ; for Estelle bad only passed ber twenty-third year, while Mr Edson was on the shady side of fifty when be brought home his dark-eyed houri as the mistress of "The Elms," scarce cne vear before, and his appearance exaggera ted his age. And it was no great wonder if the meddlesome threw out sundry invid ious insinuations as to the propriety of allowin" two such fine and comely persons as Randolph, Mr. Edson s nephew, a handsome, broad-shouldered fellow of twenty-five, and Estelle, the pleasure of each other s constant company, as must necessarily be the ca3e from their present relations ; and further, it was true that Randolph was somewhat of a wad fellow. which fact the gossips urged in support of their disinterested hints. The praters kept talking, and the inmates of "The Elms" remained in ignorance of their be- in the subjects of their idle comments, until one morning in August, Linton woke up and learned the news of the murder of Mr. Edson, which arousea u irom its pemi-npathetical state to renewed action ; and many were the speculations that be came rife in the village as to who commit ted the dastard act. Nor had they long to wait for a subject on which to vent their put-up garulity ; for suddenly anoth er rumor was bruited abroad to the crxect that Joe Smith, a rather hard character, and confirmed habitue of the village tavern, was discovered to have mistenously dis appeared simultaneously with the discov erv of Mr. Edson's assasination, and on him immediately fell the overwhelming weieht of suspicion. He was not natural ly a vicious character, for his vices were only inebriety and shifilessnees, but ha had a hard name, and suspicion did not stop to observe his few good qualities, in magnifying his bad ones. Meanwhile, everything was confusion nnd excitement at "The Elms." Estelle, apparently overcome by the sudden calam ity, was prostrated on a bed of sickness, and would see no one except Randolph ; and Randolph himself, although stronger, ill-bore bis grief, for his ancle had been as a father to him. He had lived with him since he was very young. His pa rents, having died while he bad scarce emerged from bis infancy, had consigned him to the care of Mr. Edson, who had proved in every respect a father to him. A short time before the occurrence of the tragedy, a slight misunderstanding had existed between Randolph and his uncle on account of some indiscretion which he had been guilty of, but which they had compromised, and it was on that account that the appeared to feel more poignantly his loss. He wandered, pale ana nervous, through the house, holding no communi cation with any one. On the day prior to that on which the murder was discovered, Mr. Edson had completed the sale of a valuable farm, for which he had received also in payment a large sum of money. Having received it too late to bank it on that day, he secured it in a safe in his chamber, intending to deposit it in the bank on the morrow. Rut during the mghtan entranca had ap parently been effected through one of the apartment, which was situated on the second story, by means of scaling the va rnndah, which ran the width of the man-, sion, the roof of which was on a level with it. The safe was forced open, and Mr. Edson, probably aroused by the noise which attended its performance, while at tempting to capture the intruders, was mur dered, and the perpetrators of the foul crime decamped with their blood-bought booty. Rut the most inexplicable part of the tragedy was the fact that notwithstanding the great noise which had to all appeal an ces been made, none of the inmates of the house, though sleeping in close proximity to the scene of the hideous crime were disturbed during the night in question, except the coachman, who, being sensitive to such things, immagined he heard the rumbling of a carriage about midnight, but being in his first sleep, he had paid no attention to it, and on going to the sta ble on the following morning, the horses looked as though they had been driven during the night, whieh fact he found it impossible to account for. Things were in this state of conjecture when the detective, a, short, wiry, muscu lar looking fellow, named Hoggs, arrived on the day following the tragedy. Short ly after bis arrival Hoggs made an exam luatiun of the apartment in which the murder transpired. Between its windows stood the 6afe, its heavy iron doors still ad jar, and its contents strewn around the room in confusion, as was also the furni ture. The detective took a survey of the apartment in a glance. "So they don't understand how they didn't make any noise, do they ?" solilo quized he, nodding knowingly. "Well, I do, and what's more; I've found out before this that cats have velvety paws " And with this sage reflection, the detective re sumed his investigation. Going to the safe, he scrutinized it close ly for seme minutes, worked the lock, looked at the interior, after which he pro ceeded to pick up the scattered papers and other contents, and replaced them in the rake. In bending to reach some which bad fallen beneath it, he caught a glimpse of something lodged behind, the corner of which was suspended beneath the safe. With the indifference which characterizes his profession, he drew it from its hiding place. It proved to be a lady's cambric handkerchief, in which was enveloped a small pointless dagger, scarcely larger than a pocket-knife, richly ornamented. Both were stained with blood, now dry and crusted, and upon the corner of the handkerchief was embroidered the initials "E. R." The murderers in their haste, had hid them in that spot, fearing detec tion did they alloTw that evidence of their guilt to remain unconcealed, and were probably prevented by some circumstance from concealing it more effectually. After this discovery the detective close ly examined the windows and the doors, and then seemingly satisfied wiih Lis ex amination, quitted the room. In passing through the hall he met Ran dolph, who was just issuing from the li brary, where he had been pacing excitedly during the time the detective was prose cuting his investigation. "Did you discover any clue which will lead to the discovery of the murder?" in quired Randolph, searchingly. "Yes, that there were two implicated in it. Randolph started and shifted nervously. The detective bent hia keen glance pierc ingly on him. "Why do you think there were more than one concerned ?" "Because the indications are what we generally go by, and they look very much as though there would have been a hard time forgone," replied the detective. "And did you discover nothing further?" questioned Randolph, in suspense. "No!'' He uttered this lie, most de liberately. "I never met with a case as has been dono so cleverly before done everything as clean as a new pin," he added, in an admiring tone. Randolph breathed easier. "I suppose his wife takes it hard, this circumstance," suggested Boggs. "Sick abed, ain't she ?" . Yes," shortly replied Randolph. Boggs nodded Lis head approvingly, and went out. During the morning an inquest was held, where a verdict was rendered in ac cordance with the facts as before stated. The physician, in his post-mortem exam ination, in probing, extracted a piece of steel which proved to be the point of a small dagger, the same which the detec tive had discovered. Boggs remained a few days in the neigh borhood, quietly observing every circum stance, and then suddenly disappeared, and in about a fortnight, as suddenly turned up again, with Joe Smith in his custody, who was immediately lodged in jail. One day, after he had been in jail about a week,' Boggs entered bis cell and ex claimed pleasantly : "One night more and you are a free man !" "Well, I'm glad of if," replied Joe, for I'm beginning to feel sick of this sport. It isn't enough to be knoched on the bead, and then confined in a lunatic asylum, and after I'm fortunate enough to get out, I get arrested on a charge of murder, which I didn't know anything of until my arrest," added he good-humoredly. "You onght to thank your lucky stars you got out so safe. You came within an ace of being sent to "that bourne from which no traveler returns," replied the detective, laughingly. "Have you all the proofs of their guilt" inquired Smith. "Leave that to roe," returned Boggs, with evident satisfaction, turning to leave the piison. On the next day, Boggs, in company with a constable, was seen going in the direction of "The Elms." Pulling tho bell, he was soon admitted, and shown to the sitting room, where Randolph and Mrs. Edson were engaged in low conver sation. "How d'ye do V exclaimed Boggs, en tering without any preliminary knocking, accompanied by his companion. Randolph and his companion started as if struck by lightning, but recovering their self-possession, found tongue to answer him. "I beg your pardon for coming in in this way, but you see business is busi ness," explained Bcggs, blandly. Randolph merely inclined his head. "Would it be asking too much to in quire what your maiden name was ?" asked Boggs, suddenly addressing himself to Mrs. Edson. t?he looked at him inquiringly, and the muscles about her mouth worked nerv ously. "Rauno," replied she. - "Ah, yes. Well, there is one little cir cumstance about this case that I'd like to inquire about. I suppose you didn't hear any carriage or anything stop before the house on the night of the murder, did you ?" queried Boggs. "We stated once before that we did not," interposed Randolph, with a malign nant glitter beaming in his eyes. "Well, you see, I didn't know but that you'd forgotten it. People is likely to forget such little things when they get excited, you know." "Is that all your business with us V asked Randolph. "There's one thing more I'd like to ask," returned Boggs. "Did you ever 6ee these things before?" The detective suddenly produced the articles he found iu his examination on his arrival. Had a cannon ball passed through the apartment at that instant, it could not have produced a greater effect than that action. "Where did you get them ?' almost shrieked the woman, her face of a livid hue. "Where you hid them after you had murdered your husband," calmly replied the detective. Iler eyes suddenly gleamed like burn ing coals when she found herself betrayed. She moved her hand nervously in the di rection of her bosom, and before Boggs bad either time to divine her intention or arrest her, there was a sharp report of a pistol, a puff of smoke, and the foiled murderess tell to the floor a corpse. In the meantime, Randolph bad fur tively moved iu the direction of the door, but the constable had anticipated him, and he wa3 forthwith arrested, tried for complicity in the murder of his uncle, and the proof being so conclusive, he was found guilty, and eventually expiated his crime on the scaffold. Little more remains to be told. On the night of the murder, Joe Smith in returning to the tavern, on arriving at a Fpot on the road where a clump of trees cast a shadow across the path, was knocked over the head, but not before he recognized the features of Randolph, and on regaining his consciousness, found himself an inmate of a lunatic asylum, from whence he was taken by the detect ive. An exchange says : The publication of a recent volume on the water power of Maine, induces Horace Greeley to under take a series of articles of what he knows about dams The articles will be in his cuss toroary tyle, and will, no doubt ex haust the subject. Curiosities ot Catlng. An old beau, formerly well known in Washington city, was accustomrd to eat but one meal in twenty-four hours ; if, after this, he had to go to a party and take a second dinner, he ate nothing at all next day. lie died at the age of sev enty years. A lady of culture, refinement, and unu sual powers of observation and comparison, became a widow. Reduced from afltu ence to poverty, with a large family of small children dependent on her uvtnual labor for daily food, she made a vatioty of experiments to ascertain what articles could be purchased for the least money, and would, at the same time, "o th farthest," by keeping her children longest from crying for somethiug to cat. She soon discovered that when they ale buck wheat cakes and molasses, they were quiet for a longer time than after eating any other food. A distinguished Judge of the United States District Court observed that, when he took buckwheat cakes for breakfast, he could sit on the bench the whole day without being uncomfortably hungry ; if the cakes were omitted, he felt obl'iaed to take a lunch about noon. Buckwheat cakes are a universal favorite at the win ter breakfast table, aud scientific investi gation and analysis have shown that they abound in the heat-forming principle ; hence nature takes away our appetite for them in summer. During the Irish famine, when many died of hunger, the poor were often "found spending their last shilling for tea, and tobacco, and spirits. It has also often been observed in New York, by those connected with charitable institutions, that when money was paid to the poor, they often laid out every cent in tea and coffee, instead of procuring the more substantial food, such as meal, and flour, and pota toes. On being reproved for this appan rent extravagance and improvidence, the reply, in both cases, was identical ; their own observations had shown them that a penny's worth of lea, or tobacco, or liquor, would keep of the sense of hunger longer than a penny's worth of anything else. Scientific men express the idea by saying, "Tea, like alcohol, retards the metamor- i phosis of the tissues ;" in other words, if gives fuel to the flame of life, and thus prevents it from consuming the fat and flesh of the body. If a person'gets into the habit of taking a lunch between breakfast and dinner, he will very soon find himself getting faint about the regular luncheon time ; but let him be so pressed with important'engage ments for several days in suiC-'Si-ion as to take nothing between meals, and it will not be long before he can dispense with his lunch altogether. These things show that, to a certain extent, eating is often a mete matter of habit. Whole tribes of Indian hunters and trappers have been known to cat but once in twentyfour hours, and that at night. Dr. Hall'B Tracts. Modern English. It's all well enough to talk about the list eighteen centuries, but the nineteenth century is the century after all. Although immeasurably supe rior in everything, it is particularly so in the elegance of its language. To illus trate what is meant, we saw two young men meet in Water street and heard them converse. The way it was dono and the conversation was as follows. For con venience sake we will call their names Thomas Green and James Blue: J. Blue Hello, Toujuiie, how's your dog ? T. Green (extending his hand) Bully, Jimmie, put it there! J. B. Well, Tommie, how'6 things? T, G Pretty tart; see my new cigar holder? (exhibits cigar holder.) How's that for high f J. B (looking at cigar holder) Pretty loud ; it ain't meerscham, though, for stamps. T. G. (excitedly.) I'm your oyster! My ducats talk forty dollars' worth. Come and see me. I straddle that blind, my son. (Sticks finger and thumb into vest pocket.) J. B. Got U with you ? T. G. Arrect. J. B. You're another. What ails yer eye ? T. G. Man stuck all his fingers in it. But then I bust his snoot and wrung his ears till he came to tea, now you bet. Is she very black ? J. B. Black ? Y'ou look like a coal heavest. T. G- Go- there yourself! Keep off my toe or there'll bo a nigger funeral ; that's what kind of a man I am ain't it ? J. B. Waal, who's doing this crowd ing ? I don't want any of your lip either ; if you wasn't fuller'n a little wagon, I'd make it red-hot for you. T. G. Augh ! what you giving us fuller'n a little tick yourself. J. B Y'ou're a lawyer. T. G Y'ou're a liar, am I ? What do you take me for? J. B You're a shoutin'. T. G. Give us a rest, Jimmie. J. B. Domino domino ! T. G. --Shoo fly, Jim I'm off. (Exit both in different directions ) Imagine some ancient philosopher wit nessing such an exhibition of the English tongue. He would probably think it was "pretty tart." A bad debt The owing of a grudge. IILEIOIC ACT. However much tho world may have degenerated in late years, every now and then we are called upon to chronicle an act of heroism that sends a proud thrill of admiration to the heart, at the chivalric self-denial which is exhibited, rivaling even the wildest traditions that are hand ed down of heroism in a heroic a.e. Of such is the instance now brought to our notice. At a little station called Shunpike, on the Dutchess and Columbia Railroad, n few days since, occurred the scene we are about to relate: As the (J:30 train was nearly due on Thursday morning, Mr. Frederick Chase, station agent at Slinn pike, and living at a short distance km the track, left his horn for the purpose of opening ihc ticket tdlice. He had not gone long when his little sc n, two years old, found his way through tho open gate to the track, where he was attracted, no doubt, with the childish curiosity of his age. His sister, eleven years "of age, busying herself about household dutie?, oki nor at lirs-t notice his absence. Sud denly, hearing the shriek of the approach ing train, she looked for her little brother, and glancing through the npon door, was for a moment paralyzed at beholding him standing in the path of the approaching train, clapping his hands in childish glee at Its unusual appearance. Recovering herself in a second, with cry of agony she sprang through the open door and down the garden path with the speed of me wina, thinking and caring for nothing but her brother's danger. The engineer, noticing the flying form, whistled down brakes; but too late, fo" just as the heroic girl was lifting her brother from the track the remorseless engine crushed them both down under the terrible wheels. The train was finally stopped, however, when they were picked up. The boy, beyond a few slight bruises, was uninjured ; but the brave girl was teriiLly mangled, one leg and one foot beins literally torn in pieces, and being otherwise badly bruised about the limbs and body. She was ta ken back to the house and physicians summoned, who are making every effort to save her life, and, from last accounts, they are likely to succeed. Albany Journal. A "SiuoNfi" Joke Old Dr. Strong, of Hartford, Connecticut, was not often outwitted by his people. One time he had invited a young minisf?r to preach for him, who proved rather a dull preach er, and whose sermon was unusually long. The people became wearied, and as Dr. Strong lived near the bridge, near tho commencement of the afternoon service he saw his people flocking across the river to the orher church. He readily under stood that they feared they should have the same young man in the afternoon. Gathering up his wits, which generally came at his bidding, he said to the young minister : "My brother across the river is rather feeble, and I think he will take it kindly to have you preach to his people, and if you will do so, I will give you a note "to him, and will bo as much obliged to you as I would to have you preach for me ; and I want you to pieaeh the same ser mon that you preached to my people this morning." The young minister, supposing this to be a reeommenda'ion of his sermon, start ed off in good spirits, delivered his note, arid was invited to preach most cordially. He saw before him one-half of Dr. Strong's people, and they had to listen onq hour and a half to the same dull, burn drum sermon that they heard in the morn ing. They understood the joke, however, and said they wouldn't undertake to run away from Dr. Strong again. During the session of one of the Re corders Courts, a merry faced and btight eyed Millesian was arraigned for disorder ly conduct. The Judge inquired vory angrily if he was not ashamed to be them. "Pon my soul I am, your honor." "You were in very disreputable com pany !" "1 know it, yer honor 1" "It is shameful " Too true," was the penitent rejoindc-r. "If I permit you to go this time, v.Hl you ever be caught in puch company again ?" liKi t unless yr honor sends for me " was the meek reply, in a tone so exqui sitely sarcastic that no doubt of his ineuu ing was left on the minds of the audience. A Wonderful- Plant. A specimen of the wondeiful plant, "The Flower of the Holy Ghost," has been successfully raised in Norwich, Conn. The tlowor is a creamy white cup, nearly aslarge half an egg, and extremely beautiful, a,I its wonder as a natural floral gro'.yth is. the fact that in this flower is a. '."irtle pure white dove, with pink bill an'j eyes, and its head turned as if lookimj'over its back.. Its wings, feet, bill, etc., 'are absolutely perfect as those of th. living dove, whose counterpart the w'-4,JCrful living bird rK A CltKMirin Albany, whik fxpiatin'j on the discoveries of cUcwicali science.' announced that isnow possessed considers ble heat. An Irishman present far chemistry roust be a vahmb.'e scienc, and asked the lecturer how many snow ball it would require to Loll, a teaUttJu. 1!