lwP4V BSSS gM&WWWWW' n'PlKC, Editor and Publisher. HE 13 A FREEMAN WHOM THE TRUTH MARES FREE, AND ALL ARE SLAVES BESIDE. Terms, $2 per j car In advance OLUME 4, EBENSBURG, FA., THURSDAY, JUNE 9S 1870. NUMBER 20. S F.NTISTKV. The , undersigned, a graduate the l""1 Coifge jenul Stir- n4t. v offers m Ul)Ft3'0'AL ?J and' vicinity, which place he will VisH FOfRT" Mosdat of each month, to re- RELFORD, D. D. S. . H.H.B. MILLER Mtoona, Pa., reratlve and Mechanical DENTIST. iWt removed to V irginia street, opposite L Lutnenm church. Persons from Cambria v or elttwnere wno gei worn uone uy me 'it amount of Ten Dollars and upwards, will rf the railroad fare deducted from their bills. ffoKK warrants. Jan. 21, l69.-tf. TIl V. Airiaui, urgeon uen- H list. will visit Ehensburg pro- ionnllv on the SLCOIN V MOS , of each month, and remain" vbe found at the Mountain House. TeeMi extracted without rriin by the use Sitrite uxiue, or j-iaujiiiiiif; u. r V. JAMISON, M. D., Loretlo, Cambria Co., Pa., '-'ers hi? professional service to such of the of the above place and vicinity as may t-;rr; mfrlical aid. ta,pr;i ai.-iy.j Tajiks j. oatman, m. d., f tenders his profession! eervices as Phy- im and rcrfwo. to the citizens of Ivarroll sa and vicinity. .Office in rear of build- occupied by J. Buck & Co. as a store, jht calls cau be made at Ma residence, one -r south of A. Uaug'a tin and hardware re. fMfty 9, 18G7. BJ. LLO l D, successor to II. . P.rvv fWialpr in Dnuia. Medicine --- - y - ilnii, ifc. Store on Main street, opposite e "Mansion llcuse," Ebensburg, Pa. Octu'uer 17. lS67.-6m. LOYD & CO., Rankers, J Ebensburg, Pa. Guld, SiWer, Government Loans, and her Securities, bought and sold. Interest uwd on Time Leptwtts. Collections made aU accessible points in the United States, d a general Banking business transacted. l7 M. LLOYD & CO., r" Ban-kerb. Altoova. Pa. Drafts m tie principal cities and Silver I. 'ni.il IiT Sale. Collections: mgiU Iters received on deposit, payable on de- i -m, tmrimu interest, or upon time, with tsi ai ta.r rates. an31. D. M'LAUGIILIN, AT LAW. John.- Tn tSce in the Exchange building, on the Mr oi t.itton and Locust streets up n. Will attend tn u 1 - " ji. vuauv-t w-.tb lis profession. 1867.-tf. , JOHN 1 LINTON, "acein building on corner of Main and ti-m street, opposite Mansion House, 'iwfloif. Entrance on Franklin street. Jastown. Jan. SI. 18C7.-tf. 1 . T V 1 U' ATTORSET-AT- !aw;wfc-, Pa. Office on Frank-F- street, rnvo.t... . . -,.rtl,IS UYer jonn uenton' P. il: E;VSLV, Attouxet at Law. fx, p. . , purci, uuiiiiM- ilL: l Prmptly to all manner of JW,' - - T.W.DICK. M & DICK ATTORNfitS-A t rAW.ttensburcr npr, :.u tt ColonaJe Ilow. oct.22.-tf. JOnssTOV A'w! t SCANLAN, d"0rneyS at Law EbeLbburg, Cambria co., Pa. ECT118 the Curt Housb. 1 ?HCVjrr. ttjAr,, CEO. W. OATVAM. C "i ,KEK & OA.TMAN, Attor IA .r J L.AW Foensourg, Pa. Offices on t:lL 'wmtely cast of Huntley's lVSf." SF-CHLER, Attorneyat. ovw b?"8barS. P- Office in rooms S'i Ge0- M' Ilead- Ew in n-", Centre street. r..i 97 .. , t-H ,! errtUil' X 0ffice in new building , b! "ed on Contra j. . ulgn street "v, vu u'mia -rr - l"g-27- .1 Vs;r- t-TTi : : Q u centre street, opposite Linton's P r : . "ttT7 1807 tf vcuire oireeu -UHN FENLON, Ula reet. adioinin t- - EASLY, Attorney- to. d a11 legl bu.iness promptly f - - a j ' .''AD, Justice rtf th Pr. Jau 31. 18G7i Rrrsh St.. Ebensbnre. il8. nu.uir. " ,4 8OHM Pkactical Scb- IREl FIRE!! FIREI1 DO YOU HEAR THAT, FIREMEN ? AND ABE YOW PBKPARED TO OBEY THE SUMMONS! TbSa you are not. unless i'OU baVe been to Wolff's Clothing fStore, and have bought one of those superb FltlEtaAK'S COATS, to keep you warm and dry. Wolff makes them at from J818 to $2t), and any other gar ment you want you can have made to order at short notice. FIT, NO CHARQE!J2 Mr. WOLFF has iust returned from the East, and his READY MADE in n r la' 1 ' II n now contains the largest assortment, the most varied assortment, and altogether the most pleasing assortment of SUMMER GARMENTS rOK A BOYS, EVER DISPLAYED IN ALTOONA. tOVERCOATS. from the lowest-priced Casimere to the finest Beaver all pizea. CSFull Suits of Clothinsr at from to $30. Pants from $1,50 to f9. Vests from 73 cents to $5. Also, a geneial variety of NOTIONS & FURNISHING GOODS, Hats, Caps, Hoots, Shoes, UMBRELLAS, SATCHELS. TRUNKS, &c. t-In the LADIES' DEPARTMENT will be tound a full stock of FURS, from the low est priced Coney to the finest Mink and Sable. GODFREY WOLFF, Kext door to the Poet OClce, Altoona, Pa. rjUIOMAS OAKLAND, WHOLESALE DEALER IN GROCERIES QUEENSWAREj WOOD AND WILLOW WARE, STATIOKEUY AND NOTIONS, FISE SALT. SIM CURED MEATS. DICOY, FLOUR, FEED AND PROVISIONS, 1323 eleventh Avenue, Between 13th and 14th Sts., Altoona. All such poods aa Spices, Brushes. Wood and Willow Ware, Shoe Blacking and Station ery will be sold from manufacturer's printed price lits. and all other pood a in my line at Philadelphia, Baltimore, Cincinnati and Pitts burgh current prices. To dealers 1 present tite peculiar advantage of saving them all freight and drayape, a they are not required to pay freights from the principal cities and no dray age charges are made. Dealers may rest as sured that my goods are of the best qualitr and my prices as moderate as city rates. By doing a fair, upright business, and by promptly and satisfactorily filling all orders, I hope to merit the patronage of retail dealers and others in Cambria county and elsewhere. Orders re spectfully solicited nd satisfaction guaranteed in all cases. THOMAS CAULAND. Altoona, Jiiy 29, 1 fcbf OOD, MOHRELL & CO., WASHINGTON STREET, Near Pa. R. R. Depot, Johnstown, Pa., Wholesale and Retail Dealers in FOREIGN AND BOMESTIC DRY BOQDS, MILlM-XCItX GOODS, IlARDWATtE, QUEERS WARE. BOO'l"S AND SHOES. HATS AND CAPS. - IRON AND NAILS., CARPETS AND OIL CLOTHS, READY-MADE CLOTHING, GLASS WARE. YELLOW WARE. WOODEN AND WILLOW WARE, PROVISIONS and FEED, ALL KINDS, Together with all manner of Western Produre, such as FLOUR. BACON, FISH, SALT, CARBON OIL. &c, Ac. Wholesale and retail erders solicited and promptly filled on the shortest notice and most reasonable terms WOOD, MORRELL & CO. John-town, April 28, lbb'J. ly. A N D R E W HOSES, MERCHANT TAILOR, F Suppis's BtJitmsa, Cliktojj St., Johnstown, HAS jnst received bis fall and winter stock of fine French, London and American CLOTHS, CASSIMERES and VEST1NGS, and a full assortment of Gent's FcamsHisa Goons. Mr. Moses has been for eight years cutter at Wood, Morrell & Co.'s establishment, and how desires to inform his friends and the public gen erally that he has commenced business in Sup oes's building, on Clinton street, with a stock nf goods adapted to the fall and winter, which be is prepared to make up in the latest styles and at moderate prices for cash, hoping by at teution to business to merit & share ot public Eitronage, and maintain that success which as heretofore attended his efforts in producing good fitting garment. Give him a call. Johnstown, Sept. 2. 18K8.-tf. r GREAT CHANCE ALL PERSONS buying Goods from me after this date. nd paying CASH for the same, will be allowed TEN PER CENT, off regular prices. No discount will be allowed unless cash is paid down at time of purchase. B?"K CASg TomHVSTLEY. Ebensburg, Feb. 24, 1870. -tf. . t Jocf s gtjarfmtnti OVER TI1U tZARSi 'Twas milking time, atld the cows came tip From the meadows sweet with clover, And stood in the lane, while pretty .lane Had a quiet chat with the drover Such a quiet chat that it scarcely seemed That a single word was spoken ; While a magic spell with the night dews fell, And the rhymth of song was unbroken. The cattle stood at the lovers' side, Without any show of vekation, As though impressed that a five-bar rest Was a part of their rest-oration. And as Jane listened to notes that came Right unde'r the bars and oVer, Her heart took wing, like a silly thing, And nestled up close to the drover. She heard him say that his home was poor, That he had nothing but" love to give her t And she smiled content, as though Love had spent Every arrow be had In his quiver ; She smiled content, while the evening air Wiih Voices of birds was ringing. And her lips confessed that a lowly nest Should never prevent her singing. So over the br9 the lovers le.in, In the Joy of their sweet communion, And their looks declar that poverty never Shall be a bar to their union O, sweetest music, go thread your rhymes Now under the bars and overl Where pretty Jane, in the fragrant lane, Bewitched the heart of the drover. ales, Sliclcljrs, nfcbof es, c THE STORY OF THE GOOD LITTLE BOY M JIO DID AOT JPIlOSPfiM. BY MARK TWAIN. Once there was a good little boy by the name of Jacob Blivens. He always obeyed his parents, no matter how absurd and unreasonable Ibeir demands were ; and he always learned his book, and never was late at Sabbath school. He would not play hookey, even when his sober judgment tutu htm it was the most profit able thing he could Uo isone of the other boys couldser make that boy out, he acted so strangely. He wouldn't lie, no matter bow convenient it was. lie just said it was wrong to lie, and that was sufficient for him. And be was so honest that be was simply ridiculous The curious wbjs that Jacob had sur passed everything. He wouldn't play marbles on Sunday, he wouldn't rcb birds' nests, he wouldn't give hot pennies to or gan grinders' monkeys ; he didn't seem to take any interest in any kind of rational amusement. iSo the other boys used to try to reason it out and come to an under standing of him, but they couldn't arrive at any satisfactory conclusion ; as I said before, they could only figure out a sort of vague idea that he was "afflicted" and so they took him under th?ir protection, and never allowed any harm to come to him. This good little boy read all the Sun day school books; they were his greatest delight. This was the whole secret of it. He believed in the good little boys they put in the Sunday school books he had every confidence in them. lie longed to come across one of them alive, once ; but be never did. They all died before his time, may be. Whenever he read about a particularly good one, be turned over quickly to the end to see what became of him, because he wanted to travel thou sands of miles and gase on him ; but it wasn't any use ; that good little boy al ways died in the last chapter, and there was a picture of the funeral, with ull his relations and the Sunday school children standing around the grave in pantaloons that were too thort, and bonnets that were too large, and everybody crying into handkerchiefs that had as much as a yard and a half of stuff in them. He was aU ways headed off in this way. lie never could see one of those good little boys, on account of his always dying in the last chapter. Jacob bad a noble ambition to be put in a Sunday school book. He wanted to be put in, with pictures representing him gloriously declining to lie to hie mother, and she weeping for joy about it ; and p'.ctnrep representing bim standing on the door step giving a penny to a poor beggar woman with six children, and telling her to spend it freely, but not to be extrava gant, because extravagance is a sin, and pictures of him magnanimously refusing to tell on the bad boy who always lay in wait for him around the corner, as be came from school, and welted htm over the bead with a lath, end chaed him home, saying, "Hi ! hi !" as he proceed ed. That was the ambition of young Jacob Blivens. He wished to be put in a Sunday school book. It made bim feel a little uncomfortable sometimes when he reflected that the good little boys always died. He loved to live, you know, and this was the most unpleasant feature about being a Sunday school book boy. He knew it was not healthy to be good. He knew it was more fatal than consumption to be eo supernaturally good as the boys in the books were ; he knew that uone of them had ever been able to stand it long, and it pained bim to think that if they put him in a book he wouldn't ever see it or even if they did get the book out before be died it wouldn't be popular without any picture of his funeral in the back part of it, It couldn't be much of a Sunday school book that couldn't tell about the advice be gave to the community when he was dying. So, at last, of course, he had to make up his mind to do the beet be could under the circumstances to live right, and hang on as long as he could, and have his dying fpeech all ready when his time came. But, somehow nothing ever went right with this good little boy ; nothing ever turned out with him the Way it turned out with the good little boys in the books. They always had a good time, and the bad boys bad the broken legs ; but in tins case there was a screw loose somewhere, and it all happened just the other way. When he found Jim Blake stealing ap ples, and went under the .tree to' read to him about the bad little boy who fell out of a neighbor's apple tree, and broke bis arm, Jim fell out of the tree too, but he fell on him and broke his arm, and Jim Wasn't hurt at all. Jacob couldn't under stand that. There wasn't anything in the books like it. And once, when soma bad boys pushed a blind tnan over in the mudj and Jacob ran to help him up and receive his bless ing, the blind man did not give bim any blessing at all, but whacked him over the head with his stick and said he would like to catch him shoving him again and then pretending to help him up. This was not in accordance with any of the books. Jacob "looked them all over to see. One thing that Jacob wanted to do was to find a lame dog that hadn't any place to stay, and was hungry and persecuted, and bring him home, and pet him and have the dog's imperishable gratitude And at last he found one, and Was happy; and he brought him home and fed him, but when he was going to pet him, the dog flew at him and tore all tli3 clothes off him except those that were in front, and made a spectacle of birn that was as, tonishing. He examined authorities, but he could not understand the matter. It was of the same breed of dogs that was in the books, but it acted very differently. Whatever this boy did, he got into trou ble. The very things the boys in the books got rewarded for turned out to bo about the most unprofitable things he could invest in. Once when he was on his way to.Sun day school he saw some bad boys starling off pleasuring in a sail boat. He was filled with consternation, because he knew from his reading that boys who went sail ing on Sunday invariably got droned. So he rati oufon a raft to warn them, but a log turned with him and slid him into the river. A man got him out pretty Foon, and the doctor pumped the water out of him and gave him a fresh start with his bellows, but he caught cold and lay sick abed nine weeks. But the most unaccountable thing about it was that the bad boys in the boat had a good time all day, and then reached home alive and well, in the most surprising manner. Jacob Blivens said there was nothing like thes things in the books. He was per fectly dumbfounded. When he got well he was a little dis couraged, but he resolved to keep on try ing, anyhow. He knew that so far his experiences would not do to go in a book, but he hadn't yet reached the allotted term of life for good little boys, and he hoped to be able to make a record yet, if he could hold on until the time was fully up. If everything else failed, he had his dying speech to fall back on. He examined his authorities, and now found that it was time to go to see as a cabin boy. He called on a ship captain and made his application, and when the captain asked for bis recommendation he proudly drew out a tract and pointed to the words ; "To Jacob Blivens, from his affectionate teacher." But the captain was a coarse, vulgar man, and he said, "Oh, that be blowed ; that wasn't any proof that be knew how to wash diihes or handle a slush bucket, and he guessed he didn't want hiin.' This was alto gather the most extraordinary thing that had ever happened to Jacob in all his life. A compliment from a teacher, on a tract, had never failed to move the ter.derest emotions of ship captains and open the way to all o3tees of honor and profit in their giftit never had in any book that ever he had read. He could hardly be lieve his senses. This boy always bad a hard time oFfcv Nothing ever came out according to the authorities with him. At last, one day, when he was around hunting up bad little boys to admonish, he found a lot of them in an old iron foundry fixing up a little joke on fourteen or fifteen dogs, which they had tied together in long procession, and were going to ornament them with empty nitro-glycerine cans made fast to their tails. Jacob's heart was touched. He sat down on one of those cans- -for he never minded grea.e when duty was before him -and he took hold of tha fore most dog by the collar, and turned his reproving eyes upon wicked Tom. Jones. But just at that moment Alderman Mc Weller, full of wrath, stepped in. All the bad boys ran away but Jacob Bliv ens rose in conscious innocence, and began one of those stately little Sunday school speeches, which always commence with "Oh, sir 1" in dead opposition to the fact that no boy, good or bad, ever starts a remark with "Oh, sirl" But the Alder man never waited to hear the rest. He took Jacob Blivens by the ear, and turned him around, and hit him a whack in the rear with the flat of his hand ; and In an instant that good little boy shot out thro the roof and soared away toward the sun, wi;b the Iraments of those fifteen dogs Btringios after4k4ik.. tka LailoL a. kite. And there wasn't a sign of that Alderman or that old Iron foundry left on the face of the earth ; and as for young Jacob Blivens, be never got a chance to make his last dying speech after all his trouble fixing it up, unless he made it to the birds ( because, although the bulk of him came down all right In a tree-top in an adjoining county, the rest of him was ap portioned around four townships, and so they had to hold five inquests on him to (ind out whether he was dead or not, and how it occurred. You never saw a boy scattered so. Thus perished the little boy who did the best he could, but didn't come out according to the books. Every boy who did as he did prospered except him. His case ia truly remarkable. It will proba bly never be accounted for. -Tbe Galaxyt A KIG11T WITH A HILAR BT AN ARTIST. I have met with many perilous adven tures in my career, but the one which perhaps dwells most forcibly on my mind, occurred to me on an occasion when I Was benighted in one of the vast forests near Mount Washington and the Com monusac Biver. Looking about me in the dark for a place of shelter, where I could lie down, I espied close beside me what appeared to be a small log cabin. Glad of a shelter made by hands, I has tened towards it. and nusbin" it open. I entered, and found myself in a gloom as black as the blackest night. Glad of a shelter for my weary bead, I threw myself upon the earth, and in a little time was unconscious of all that was passing around me ; the last thing I re membercd being the sighing of the wind through the branches of the trees, and the rush of the swollen riverk How long I slept, I know not ; but I awoke with a start, and a vivid sense of danger impend ing over me. I did not rise to my feet, but lay motionless as though some great weight was upon me which chained mo down. The wind bad risen, and the branches of the trees swayed and creaked abovo my bead, and mingled with the music of the falling water. Through the door, which I had left partially ajar, I could see a glimmer of light, and knew thereby that the moon had risen above the mountains. Suddenly I gave a start. My heart seemed to stand still, and my hair crept with terror on my head, while I Kit a chill like ice pervading my entire being. My head was lying close to the wall on one side of the cabin ; and just outside the logs I heard the deep, hoarse growl of some wild animal. I lay as still as death. The sound was again repeated, this time coopled with another. The beast was digging n the ground close to my head ; and trom the sound of the busy claws in the earth, I kuew that it had nearly worked its -way beneath the bottom log of the cabin. Wilh sfshudder in which I seem ed almost to feel sue claws upon my skull, I sprang to my feet, and bounded to the opposite side of the cabin. A ceasing of the ininiNg operations on the part of the brute, and a deep growl, told me that my motions were known, and that they were disliked by my unwelcome companion. My situation was a most unwelcome one. Besieged in that narrow place by either a bear or a panther, with no weap ons of defence'and the brute at any time liable to force an enfrance, I hardly knew which way to turn, or what to do to en sure my safety. The brute left tfce place where it had been at work, and followed round, outside, to the spot where I stood, giving utterance to another of its furious growls which seemed to me ominous of the fate it meant for me. I glanced to wards the door, .and saw to my dismay, that it stoojLsligbtly ajar, and that there was nothing to prevent the brute from en tering the moment it should discover the aperture. Forgetting that the brute had followed without my motion inside, I sprang to wards the door with the intention of clos ing it. I threw myself against it, but to my dismay, found that it would close no further. Kithur the door or logs, or both, had warped out of place, or else it had never shut tightly as it should have done. I heard the hurried tread of the brute out side, and knew that in a moment it would be at the door, and I completely at its mercy. Hurriedly I looked about for a place of refuge, and by the faint rays of the moon which streamed in through the crevices of the upper logs, I saw a pole stretched across upon which the former occupants of the cabin had hung such things as they desired to have out of their way. I desired to be out of the way now. and springing with all my strength, I caught upon the pole and drew myself up into the roof of the cabin ; but hardly had I done so, when the door was dashed wide open, letting in a flood of moonlight and a huge bear at the same moment ! The Dear saw me in an instant, and rearing upon its haunches, regarded me with much solemnity for a few moments, while I was engaged in drawing up my legs as far as possible out of its reach, in case Bruin meditated an attack upon them. For the sp-ice of about two minutes the brute sat there motionless, with its little eyes glowing like coals of fire t and then it gave a mighty spring towards the roost upon which I was perched, but missed its aim, and dashed it-soif against ths opposite side of the cabin. A cry of horror burst from my lips, and echoed wildly In the forest without. My heart stood still with fear, for I doubted not that the hext time the brute leaped it Would be success ful, and I should be completely at its mercy. It turned again with a fierce growl of disappointment, and prepared for another spring. I crowded myself up into the low roof as far as possible, and waited tor its coming. With a mighty spring the brute came on, and this time It was more sue cessful than before. It caught one of its huge paws upon the pole upon which t rested, and in a moment It frtapped in twain, letting both of ns down together. I gave myself up for lost, a? well I mijht without the slightest Weapon ofjdefenca against the monster. Already I seemed to fel its teeth and Claws in my flesh, and 1 closed my eyes as I thought forever on the scenes of this world. The huge monster stood over me, and I could feel Its hot breath upon toy face. One paw was laid upon my breast, and each moment I expected to feel its teeth in my throat. Suddenly there was a tramp of hurried feet outside, end the sound of human voices. With a wild hope that I mi-iht yet be saved,. I shouted for help at the top of my voice-. An answer Came back close at hand. The brute heard it, and sprang over me out through the doof way. The next moment there was the report of a rifle followed by a howl of pain, and then the form of a man sprang into the cabin. "Who is here?" he Cried, as he felt about in the darkness. I staggered to ray feet, hot yet recovered from the effect of my sudden descent from the loft, and answered him. Then We went into the moonlight, and saw the bear lying there, struggling in the agonies of death, with another man standing over him. They proved to bo fishermen spending the night in the forest; and as daylight broke, they readily conducted me through the woods to the hotel, under whose hospi table shelter I was glad to find myself at last. ARRAIGXED FOR. FORGCUY. There lived in the city of I , in the State cf Pennsylvania, a gentleman on the shady side of sixty, who had by industry and economy, amassed a large Competence, sustaining in all the work of life a character above suspicion. He was the head of a fine family, and noted for his eccentricities and bis peculiar styhj of dress. He was stoop shouldered, limp ed a little, and for about ten years pre, vious to the scene about to be narrated, Wote a Coat that had turned red with age. It was the middle of the afternoon of a cloudy, dismal day in March, when an old man entered one of the banks in the city named, and presented a check for payment. The cashier took It and paid over to the man 30,000, and be descend ed the steps to the street. In les than five minutes after he had left, the check was discovered to be a for gery. The proper authorities were im mediately notified by the cashier, who gave them a description of the person, and rigid search was immediately commenced. In about half an hour afterward, an ollieer entered the bank with a man answering the descrip ion, and presenting him to the cashier, asked dim if that was the man. "That is the man ; I cannot be mis. taken," he replied He eyed him a little closer, being near sighted and throwing up his hand, he exclaimed. "Mr. Bawling (the gentleman alluded to in the opening of the narrative,) can it be possible that you have commuted this forgery V The old man protested his innocence, but of no evfil ; for be was led away to prison to await the sitting of the court. His friends .wished to go his bail, but be obstinately refused to accept release, and he lay in jail three months. The day of trial came on, and, although defended by the best legal talent, the evi dence against bim was conclusive, and be was convicted. It was sentence day. The court room was filled with spectators, and the friends and relatives of the prisoner. It was a sorrowful scene, and among the particU pants waB the wife and two lovely daugh ters of Mr..liawlins, their beautiful faces swollen with weeping over the sad fate of their father. One by one the prisoners descended from the box and received their sentences. Kawlins was next in turn. There is an awful silence for some moments when the Judge, in a choking, trembling voice, for be was an intimate friend of the con demned man, said: "Mr. Rawlins l" . He arose and took a. stand before the Jude. The Judge proceeded t "Have you or any one in the room a reason why the sentence of the law should not be passed against you !" Here a terrible silence ensued, almost paralyzing the hearts of many anxious friends j when, all at once a prisoner in the box--a young manarose and said, "I have." "Your reason," said the Judge. "Because he is not guilty. 1 will ex plain." What a mountain's weight of sorrow was lifted from the hearts of some by the pronunciation of these word not guilty "Proceed 1 I'roceei 1" cried a uuudred voUes. "I will. If you will send some reliable man an offlcer or tWo-wlth me to a certain point on the main highway lead ing out of the City, under a flat stone of peculiar shape, you will find 10,000 of the money; the balance I have lost at faro." They starred, followed by a crowd. In an hour an hour of anxiety and ex citementthey returned, and produced the money in court. "Now," said the prisoner, "send to room No. 15, at the Linden House, on A street, and you will find a hair trunk, which you will bring to me." In due time the trunk was brought into court, and at the previous secret re quest of the Judge, through the Sheriff, he and the trunk were placed in one ante room and Mr. Rawlins in another. In a few minutes he or Bawling, no one knew which it wan, took his place in the box, and the Judge ordered the Sheriff to summon the Cashier, which h did. He now came in. "Are you the Cashier of the bank to which that check was forged for $30, 000." "I am, sir.' man I would have you look at him and tell the court if he is the man,' said the Judge, "He is the man. I cannot be mistaken, although I am sorry to pay it." Here the prisoner suddenly twitched the whiskers from his face, threw off his hat and coat, and stood in his shirt Bleevos a tnere buy. The Cashier swooned, fell on the floor, and was Carried out of the court room. . "I am the man," said the prisoner, "who did the forging of that check. I came from England a few months ago, determined to make a raise. I knew the man would be looked at and not the check. i How well I did it you all know; but I could not see an innocent man sufferirz for a crime that I had committed." Kawlins was discharged and borne otf triumphamly on the shoulders of his f iends, and in consideration of the hon esty of heart of the young man, the Gov ernor commuted his sentence from twenty to two years he having been convicted on another charge. A KtCB little boy in Pittsburgh went to the circus the other day, and amused himself by throwing stones at the elephant while he was drinking. When he got through the boy tried to propitiate hint by offering him a piece of gingerbread. Before accepting the Cake the elephant emptied over the boy about 6ixty-fo'ir gallons of water, beer measure, and then plum; him into the third tier to dry off This boy is very inditFerent abaut circuses now. tie says he believes he doesn't Care for them as much as be used to. A trader who has been annoyed by the congregation of loafers in front of his store in the evening, has adopted an ef fectual ren edy for the nuisance. Ha sprinkles red pepper oo the walk near the Windows, and" when the "audience" as sembles and begins to "shufila around,' the fine dust of the pepper arises, and the Crowd soon sneeze themselves Around the corner. lloW to wnmc right is thus exempli fied : Write we know is right, when we see it written write ; but when we see it Written Wright, we know 'tis not then written right for write, to have it writ ten right, must not be written right nof wright, nor yet should it be written rite, but write for so 'tis written right. A DanBurt (Connecticut) fisherman, Who had last week baited his book with a small fro?, and aftr conversing with a companion a few minutes, found that his lively bait had swam ashore, and was sitting quietly on a rock by his side, wound up his line and went noma. Valuable Mas. The editor of the Tioga Agitator says : "Mr. C. L Bennet laid a large hen's gg on our table meas uring in circumference eicht inches one way, and six the other." Gay chicken, that Bennct. What a handy man be would be to have about a house I An intelligent youth, recently engaged in one of the commercial efflces in Oswe go, made out a shipping bill for "fourty" barrels of ftur. Ilis employer called his attention to an error in the spelling of forty, "Sure enotiwh,' replied the promising Clerk, "I left out the gV 1 m - E IJGiBi.K young bachelor - making call "Well, Master Fred, you don't know who I am " Too candid young hopeful "Oh, but t do, though ! You're the chap that taift says would make such a good catch fof Mary." i i ii . i A Vagabond, seeing the motto, "Op- portunlty makes the thief,' said : "Not always ; 1 found a big anchor and chaitr Cable on the pavement the other night, and didn't touch it, and there was fiobody about, neltheri" AH exchange says : Trytn fa do bus loess without advertising is like winking through a pair of green poggles. Yotl may kuow that you are doing it, but po bod else doei." Bow. (myO