UL t. U. I.. JOIIASTOX, Editor. "K IS A FREEH AN WHOM THE TKTII MAKES rRGK, AMD ALL ARB SLATES BESIDE. II. A. M'Plfic, Psuiuier wwwvii )U,Jyiu)Ww ' - "- . " ' VOLUME 3. I8ES m world i mm, mi 'i'Utt dicupew! and Ileal ! So M. VotH Wetklf can compare with It lu value for the Democratic Karmer Th. WMkljr World tor 1869. THE WORK OF THE WORLD. "Let the dead past burr i's dead. " Out of tho bU'e and partial defeat of 1888, the un broken column of the constita'ional and 41a UloUo Democracy of America march forward to rew conflict und final victory. How are the conflict belrc u most rigorously to be fought? liow U the victory whi.-h awiis us most com pletely and promptly to be won? Thooate the practical questions of the hoar. And to the-e qu'io:is The Wokld makti answer now. Or-K-inix itiun is ths secret to vior in the battle V ' field; orgaaitation the mean, a the right eousues of our great cause is the pledge ol vic tory. What Kadicalisat has done, and by doing h won its deadly victories, Deniocracy must io if Deinocraey is to triumph to the saving of the -tat. Not a daT pr.sses which doea not brine u. in e;i force rut-nt ol this point, euch letter a the follcwii: a nt to us by an earnest and resolute 2e':i.Tivani:t Democrat: "Tothk Editor or Ttis WoaLn: During the late campaign the Democracy of this vicinity m .de a thorough fight. using as their c:mpien papr The World. You may recollect that I, last wiiuer, iaied in this aud neighboring: toa tin a club of about lui) subscribers to The Weekly World Of th: nuraiier inauy were Republi rvi Nearly every one ot them voted the I mocr.itic ticket at bo'ii elections this fall. W pi,poe to continue the fight aud advance cur banner. To do this we wish to raise a still Uryet Club. I think The World rode fcere ah ut thi i tr Democratic rote We tiiink can double our couveris neit year, and we neit v Worl mi-rtfi to circk.Uk here more da thnu Tri- bices." 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Juknges in Club LtMi saado onlv on re of rtrsOLs reeciving Club Packages, rg dat of ubeeratton. aoifian, post-of ' '-d State to which it has previousl) been and enloiDg twenty flv cents to pay v cable of chanf to iae separate address. ' ' Ch In adrn.ee Send foat of Orrttr ot hr.k Drift. Bills sent by Mail ; at tl.a iW r.f th tntimm t posters, he, srit free ot charge, wber nd wUf-nerer dfrired. Address all f- D;c IJcct's gtpartmtnt. COUNTUY SL.CIG1IIXG. A Nete Song io an Old Tune. BT SDK UK O C. 8TKDMAK. In January, when down the dairy Tho cream and clabber freeze, Wben auow drifts cover the fences over. Wo farniera lake our eae. At night we rig thw team. And briug the cutter out ; Then fill it, fill it. fill it, fill it, ALd heap tho furs about. Here friends and cousins dash up by dozens. And bleighs at leat a score ; There Johu and Molly, behind, are jolly l'tll rides with me, btf .re. All down the village atreet We range us in a row ; Now jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, And o'er the crinpeu snow. The windows glisten, the old folks listen To hear the t.!eigh-bel!s pass ; The fields grow whiter, the stars are brighter. The road is smooth as glass. Our niumevi faces burn. The clear north wind blows cold, The girls ail neatle, uetle, nettle, Eacu in her lover's hold. Through bridge and gateway we'er shooting straightway, Their toliu.au was too slow ! Ilo'll listen after our oug and laughter. As over the hill we go. The girU cry. Fie! for khame! Their chevks and lips are red And so with kiaet. kitues. kises. They take the toll instead. 8. ill fo.low, follow ! across the hollow Tue tavern irouts the road. Whoa, now ! all steady ! the host is ready lie knows the Cuuutry mode! The iron ate iu the tire. The hissing flip is got ; So pour and sip it, tip it, sip it. Sip it wbile 'tis hot. Puh back the tables, and from the stables Bring Tom. the fiddler, in ; All take your places, and mako your graces, And let the dance begin. The girl ae beating tiuie To hear thi nitieic sound ; Now f.Kjt it, foot it. fo.t it, foot it, And swiug your partukrs rouud. Last couple toward the left! all forward! (Jotilhou s through, let's wheel; Firt tune the fiddle, then down the middle Iu old Virginia Reel. Play Money Muk to close, Thin take the "long ehasse," While in to supper, supper, supper, The landlord leads ihe way. The Le'ls are ringing, the Lct!ers bringing The cutters up anw ; The betuts are Leighing, too long we're ttaying. The night hHlf-way tlirough. Wrap close the buffalo robes. We're all aboard once mure; Now jingle, jingle, j ngle, j:ig!e. Away from the tavern door. So follow, follow, by hill and hollow. And swiftly homeward glide What miduignt splendor! how warm and tender The maiden by your Mde ! The sleighs lr.p lar art. hler words are s--ft and low ; Now, if you love her, love her, love her, 'Tis kafe to tell her to. Hearth and Home. Ealcs, Shttcts, nccbotcs, fit. THE STORY OF BLUE BEARD. DON" BT TIIE "VAT CONTRIBITOK." A long timp ngo, twfore the invention of Lair dye, when a man had to wear hi txtanl - the color that nature made it, whether lie would or not, there was a man who had made himself enormously rich as h whisky inspector, or eomeihing ol ihat sort. I don't know precisely where he lived, but think he lived mostly in the imagination. He ruu a great caslle, on the European plnn, had horses and run them, and in fact run about everything in his neigh borhood, including running for office and wih ite girls, for at the lime of which I write he was a gay widower. He had great quantities of greenbacks, corner lots, oil stock, bonds, and things, but he was hideously ugly, and had wilhal an enor mous blue beard, frightful to contemplate, which gave to him the cognemen of Blue Heard, by which he was known to the country round about, as well as to the country that had laid off its round-ahout and consequently was in itB shirt -elcetes. Blue Beard grew wenry of living in solitary magnificence in his lordly castle, and finding that he was gelting bluer und bluer every day, he determined to marry. Having been married half dozen times taken half a dozen raw, as one might say he was naturally quile miserable when deprived of the gentle influences of the fair sex for any length of time. One of his neighbors was a widow lady, who - had two very beautiful and highly accomplished, daughters. They could play the piano, harp and seven-up, and work embroidery and Planchette elegant- To this widow lady Blue Beard applied for the hand and general anatomy of one of bar daughter, learing her to decide which one she would give him. Al though the "stamps" he bad pleaded loudly in his favor, as they do yet, al though this was a great many years ago, yet that dreadful beard was against him, and neither of the youne women deired to fctre tt wg-ie & Pk wtrtTt fwfc EBENSBURG, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 28, 1869. ionable for beard; if it had been it might have been different. One of them wept bitterly because it would be several hun dred yearB yet before hair-dye would be discovered so that he could have bis whis kers colored. Another circumstance rendered them shy of him. lie was having a wedding every once and awhile at the castle, lut no fwurultl Wedding cake had been ordered from confectioners several times, but no undertitker had had a job there yet. No matter how many timet a man ia left a widower, if he correspondingly patronises some respectable owner of a hearse, but tepeated wedlock without funerals is certainly a suepiciuus circum stance. Blue Beard cunningly invited the fam ily and their fripnda to the caetle, where they passed a week so delightfull that the youngest daughter began to think blue was a pretty good color for whiskers after all, particularly when their possessor could keep such an establishment as that, wbeie they had three meals a day, besides a lunch every morning from ten o'clock un til eleven. She looked with contempt on a redwhi:kered beau of hers, she used to think "perfectly splendid," and acttally asked him why he didn't 4rub Indigo in to 'em!" Tho upshot of the business was, she concerned to become Mr B. Beard, and the wedding was celebrated with great telat. At the expiration of the honeymoon, Blue Beard pretented to his wife that bus iness of importance called him to a dis tant city. He would be absent for sev eral weeks, nJ in the meantime she could invite company and enjoy herself as much as possible. He gave her a bunch of keys, enabling her at any time to open bin safe, and feast her eyes on the diamond:, (he loaned money ou "coilater al," sometimes,) greenbacks, seven-thirties, revenue stamps and receipted gas bills deposited there also giving access to the wine cellar, store room, ten-pin al ley, corn bouse, &c, &c But one little Ley optmed u room in the basement that she must not approach save upon her peril. She promised, and he took the street car for the depot. From the lime that Mother Eve disre garded the injunction against a certain tree in Eden's orchard and partook of the Rhodtf Island pippin, thereby introducing various things in the wot Id ntver before dreamed of, curiosity has been an absorb ing pasMon with the fair sex, and we need hardly inlorin the intelligent reader that her husbstrd was hardly out of sight before Mrs B. B. had unlocked the door of the foi bidden room. But what a spectacle met her affright ed gaze! Theie, suspended on hcoks like so many gowns in a clothes press, were the bodies of the murdered Mrs. Blue Beards, w hose funem! had been in definently postponed, while the floor was clotted with their blood! She would have swooned, but the phrase wasn't known at the time. Terribly agitated, she dropped the key on the floor, Main'mn it with blood, which was Biter ward una ble to wash out, even with -the aid of a patent wringer. Blue Beard returned unexpectedly, as everybody mipht have expected, and the blood upon th key told the story of his wife's disobedience, for blood, you know, "will tell." "Must I," he cried, wringing his bands in anguish, "must I again become a wid ower, and so soon ! After one short month of wedded bliss, (drawing his cim eter nnd carefully feeling its edge) must this latest and dearest one be torn from my arms and I left alone alone 1 Bo-ho-ho-hol" "Not if I can help it," remarked Mrt. B. to herself. I never nursed a dear gazelle." Blue Beard blubbered, as ho. proceedod to whet his scythe on the stove hearth, "to glad me wiih its soft black eye, but when it came to know me well " "Now, Blue Beard, I don't want to die." "Prepare ! " yelled Blue Beard enraged that Bhe did not at once accept the situa tion. "Since I must die." said she, "grant me a quarter of an hour in which to write a farewell letter to the pres." He could not refue so reasonable a re quest, so he granted it, although he was not ordinarily a Grant roan. Going to her room she told her sister Anna to as cend to the top of the tower and see if her brothers (who, . supposing Blue Beard away, were coming to smoke up his ci gars and drink up hi" whisky) were yet in si"ht. There was a cloud of dust in the road, but it was only a flock of sheep on their way to the State Fair. "Time's up 1" shouted Blue Beard, who didn't think much 'of writing letters to newspapers, anyhow. "Only one moment more. Anna, oh, Anna!" she softly cried, "do you see anybody coming now !" 'I see two horsemen- They see me wae my handkerchief. It is it is Sam and Bill'r Then Blu Beard rushed in with his drawn sword (ho had draum it s gift show,) and was about to dispatch her to the happy kreknying gronnds of her sex when her brothers Sam and Bill dove in nd blew old Blue Beard's brains out vrith double-barreled bowie knives. . The widow B- inherited his money to- cether with the remains of his other wives, j - . 1.1-J ... A A witn which sbe was enaoieu to nc uF -JJowtTKD of Aoatomj, ftwll mtrritd side showman. Her nster Anna was united to a gentleman 'bv tho name of Dominy, becoming Anna Dominy, though what year this was I cannot say. Blue Beards went out with the eminent and excessive widower of that name, and kven't been in since to my knowIed"e. Cincinnuii Timet. C A TRl i: IICRo. The city of Marseilles, in France, was once afflicted with the plagpe. S terrible was it that it caused parents to forsake children, and children to forsake their ob ligations to their own parents The city became as a desert, and funerals were con stantly passing through its streets. Every body was sad, for nobody could stop the ravages of the plague. The physicians could do nothing, and as they met one day to talk over the matter, and see if something could not be done to prevent this great destruction of life, it was decided that nothing could be effected, without opening a corpse in order to find out the mysterious character of the disease. All agreed upon the plan, but who shall be the victim, it being certain that he who should make the examination would cer tainly die soon after. There was a dead pause. Suddenly, one of the most cele brated physicians, a man in th prime of life, rose from his seat and said, "Be it 6o; I devote myself for the safety of my coun try. Before this numerous assembly I swear, in the name of humanity nnd reli gion, that to-morrow, at the break of dy, I will dissect a corpse, and write down as I proceed what I observe.' lie immediately left the room, and ns he was rich, he made out a will, aud spent the night in religious exorcises. During the day, a man had died in his house of the plague, and at day-break on the fol lowing morning, the physician, whose name was Guyou, enterod the room, and critically made the necessary examina tions, writing down all his surgical obser vations. He then left the room, threw the papers into a vase of vinegar that they rui;iht not convey the disease to another, and retired to a convenient place, w here be died in twelve hours. Whs not this a true hero ? While we nil admire the bravery which appenrs on Ihe battle-field, let us rot forget that there is an opportunity for the heroic in other places as well Slud-nt and Schoolmate. The Reason Wiit Brother Dickson Lkft thk CiiuuC!! Mr. Dickson, a colored barler, was shaving one of hia customers, a respectable citizen, one morn ing, when a conversation ocaurred between them respecting Mr. Dickson's former connection with a coloied church in the place. "I believe you are connected with the church in street, Mr: Dickson !" "No, h, not at all." "What ! are you not a mamher ef the African church,?" "Not dis year, sab.' .f - - "Wiiy" dni you leave their communion, Mr. Dick6on f if I may bo permitted to ask." "Why, I tell you, pah," said Mr. Dick Bon, snapping a concave razor upon the palm of his hand, "It was just like dis : I jined dttt church in good faif. I gib ten dollars toward de stated preaching ob de gospul de fus' year, and de people all call me Broder Diukst-n De second year my business not good, and I only gib five dol lars. Dat year de church people all call me Mr. Dickson. Dis razor hurt you, sab r "No, the razor does very well." Well, sah, de third year I felt berry poor, sickness in my family, and I didn't gib nuffiu' for preaching Well, sah, af ter dat dey call mt Old Nigger Dickson, audi ictf 'em!" So saying, Mr. Dickson brushed his customer's hair and the genllemau depart ed, well satisfied with the reason why Mr. Dickson left the church. Who is That a Bkaking ! The solemnity of a leading church in this city was thrown into convulsions on Sunday last by a little event worth noting, both for its own sake and for its suggest iveness, with reference to current questions of church music. Somebody's pet three-year old had been trained to experience great delight at low growling intonations of the human voice imitative of the bear. - Dur ing the renderins of one of the hymns at this particular morning service, one of those troublesome Christians, whose de votion is helped by singing at church, but who sing nowhere else, and for that reason keep their contribution to harmony in the background by being out of both tune and time, was annoying all within four pews of him, by a muffled growl he evi dently believed was helping the bass. Little Miss pricked up her infantile ears at the sound, and turned suddenly , to mamma, exclaiming in a voice audible in a lull of the stanzs, to the remotest part of the sanctuary : Mamma who ii that a bearing t Who if that a bearing f A snicker went the rounds of those who un derstood the palpable hit. and it is under stood that this juenile is in great demand to be loaned to pewbolders whose vicinity is afflicted with these pests of sanctuary worship, the growlers, and snufflers, and speakers, who persist in foisting . their counterfeit notes upon the current "of sound, which they affect to believe are helping to realiae congregational singing. A CHILD CAKICIKD TWO MILES BT AN KAGLE. A gentleman named Bowers, from Meigsville, Jackson county, informs us that on Christmas Eve. about three o'clock in the afternoon, the farm of a Mr. White side, about five miles from Meigsville, was the scene of a most exciting and nearly fatal event. It is briefly this : fr. Whiteside was in the little town doing some ;nes. bl, wife wa8 HWay at a neighbor's whe.. ick child waJJ struggling with cbuh.ra inlvuU4n . auj the only in door servant they had was uM in the barn looking after some cattle, when their child a bright little boy, just learning to toddle around on his little feet and prattle the name of "pa"- tumbled or crawled out of its cradle, in whieh it was left asleep by the Bervant a few moments befoie, and managed somehow to get to the door, which was unfortunately open at the time, although the girl left in charge of the place avers that she cli-ed it on go ing out. The child tumbled into the front yard, it is supposed, and was crying and sprawling around, when a great grey eagle, seen by the girl as she whs leaving the barn, came swooping down, and fas tening its immense and cruel talons in the clothing of the little boy, rose up, appa rently with much difficulty, as high us it could, which was not very high, an-1 sail ed off across the adjacent woods, just skimming, as the servant says, the tops of the trees. Wben the servant saw the tho eagle coming down, as she was leav ing the barn, she had a presentment of the strongest kind, and says that she felt that the child was out of doors, and that the firrce bird of prey was pouncing down up on it ; but when, in a moment after, she beheld the great tyrant of the air rise above the house top with the child in its claws, she grew dizzy and fell to the ground. Her weakness, however, dirt not continue long ; the cold air blowing across her face revived her quickly, and jumping on her feet and gazing round wildly, she saw the eagle disappearing over the woods in the direction of the Cumbeiland river. She was filled with but one impulse to rescue the little boy. She became as one frantic, for she had a remarkable affec tion for the child She rushed forward, bounded over the fence as if she were en dowed with the lightness and agility of a deer ; dashed into the woods, dark and tangled as it was, not taking lime to hunt out foot-paths, or cow trucks She in stinctively felt that the thieving bird would keep in a straight line, and she kept in a straight line also. Wiih the strength and unthinking courage of a strong man who had become suddenly de ranged, she dashed ihe undergrowth aside, crossed the ravines as if she were on the level plain, spurned the fallen trees and jagged rocks as if they were the smooth est and softest moss. The patch of wood was fully a mile and a half through ; but the girl made the run to the other edge of i niihuui reeling in metcast ratliic.'l. Beyond the wood, and between it and the river, lay a patch, nf cleared ground, part ly marshy nnd partly corn-field, full of old stumps. When she left the wood, and had a clear view, the saw the eagle as if he were inclined to alight with his burden somewhere in the neighborhood of the river. This gave her new courage arm fiesh hope, and she ran forward wall increased speed. It luckily happened at that time that there was a man hunting in the neitrhboi iug marshes, and just at the particular moment when the eagle reached the ground with bis burden a shot went off dangerously and alarming him (for the hunter was behind a clump of bushes about twenty yards off, and had his back toward the spot where the eagle and the child were), that he mounted into the air again, but this time without his burden. The pursuing girl was filled with loy when she beheld the bird rise witttuut the child. But fearing he would return, as he seemed inclined to do so, she sat up a vigorous shouting as she ran, which attracted the hunter's attention in that direction, who, Feeing the eagle quite near him, and a lady rushing down the slope with streaming hair and garments, and wildly shouting, concluded at once that there was something strange and perhaps dreadful iu his immediate vicini ty, and be also set up a vigorons halloo ing, and proceeded to reload his gun with much precipitation, forgetting to go after the game which he had just shot. The agle soon became aware of the formida ble opposition he - would meet if he attempted to recapture his prey, and thinking better of it, he wheeled around and swung himself in one grand swoop across the river and disappeared behind the shelving rock which forms the oppo site bank at that point, before a &hot from the hunter's gun was ready to speed its flight to his heart. When the girl came down to the hunter, she fell' stiff', and was not able even to indicate what was the matter. While the rough gallant was endeavoring to restore her to conciousness, be heard the scream of a child, and leav ing the slowly recovering girl, he went to ward the spot where the screaming came from and beheld a fine, healthy, rosy boy, with torn clothes, but otherw ise uninjured, endeavoring to rise upon his little feet. The tears streamed down his innocent cheeks, and his face wore a most piteous expression. He took the baby in his arms and carried it to the girl, who was now sufficiently Recovered to comprehend at once) that ber befcrred cbarg was eaf She clasped it to her bosom, covered it . i . witn Kisses and wept with joy. In the meantime the mother and the father of ihe child had returned home, and finding it empty with no sign to indicate where the inmates were gone, save a bucket of spilled milk out near the barn, where the girl had dropped it in her flight, they be came exceedingly anxious and uneasy; but the return of the servant, the hunter and ihe wonderful little voyager, who had the most thrilling adventure that was ever heard of, restored them to tranquility There was a truly merry and joyous Christmas in that household Nashville Tnn.) Times. AssEcckktbicCas. -M..irvelous stories in reirard to a cat owned by ihjeriy of M.-iedith, N. H , are told by the Coni cord Patriot. The cat was a hunter, often going after rabbits and catching them. If any of the family went into the woods Tommy would go too and seek for game, and if separated from the party would climb a tree to find the direction in which to go. He was very expert in catching squirrels, and the boys would put him'on a stone wall while they started the game. One af;ernoon Tommy caught fif teen squirrels in this manner. He would wait any length of time when put down in a place and told to stay there. One day the at brought a rat to Mr. E , who ekinrel it, which seemed to please pusi-y very much, and he was told to catch more. Henceforth Tommy made it his sole occu pation to catch rats and see them skinned The hides were fastened on the barn at a distance of a few feet from the ground, and thirty-seven trophies were in time dis played there. One day Mr. E., being busy, would not skin a rat which Tommy laid at his fort, and drove him away rath er loughly. The cat went off in high dudgeon, with his back and tail up. and never after would catch a rat, thourh other game con'inued to suffer. Further more, he tore down all the rat skins fasten ed on the bsrn, to how his resentment ! This remarkable cat was killed a few months ago by being caught in a fox trap. Thk "Wild Man's" Stokt is Ohio. Gallipolis is excited over a wild man, who is reported to haunt the woods in the vicinity of that city. He goes naked, is coveied with hair, is gigantic in height, and "his eyes start from their sockets," A carriage, containing a man and daugh ter, was attacked by him a few days ago. He is said to have "bounded at the father, catching him in a grip like that of a vise, and hurling him to the earth, falling on him and endeavoiing lo bite and scratch like a wild animal. The struggle was long and fearful, rolling and wallowing in the deep mud, half suffocated, sometimes beneath his adversary, whose burning and maniac eyes glared into his own with murderous and savage intensity. Just as he was about to become exhausted from his exertions, the daughter, taking courage nt the imminant Jn-er of lier parent, snatched up a rock and hurling it at the head of her father's would be murderer, wne fortunate enough to put an end to the struggle by sirik"i.? him somewhere about the ear. The creature was not stunned, but feeling uneqntd to further exertion slowly got up and retired into a neighbor ing copse that skirted the road." How to Makk Kails Dlhable Al most every one notices a difference in rails used for fencing material. Timber left with the bark on rots very much quickpr than that which is split and seasoned. Some rails last but three or four years, and others are good for fifteen or twenty. There is a difference, of course, in the woods used for this purpose. Birch poles are sometimes worthless after a year's use, and chestnut is very durable. Experi ments show that rails cut and split after midsummer last much longer than those prepared in winter, but summer is usually full occupied with tillage and harvest, and of necessity fencing material roust be pre pared at a time of more leisure. If cut early in winter, (and none should be cut late,) have the logs split immediately, and the rails piled where the sun and wind can have free access to them. It is a good plan to draw them o where they are to be used, as the ground is now frozen. leel poles too small for splitting. An indignant wife recently visited an Indiana judge and solicited his authority in compelling the return of a truant bus band. "But, my dear raadam," said the bashful official, "I can't make him come back." " An what's the reason ye can't, I'd like to know?" "Why he is a free man, and can go where he pleases," 'Au can he do all that ye say ?" ''Certainly, but then you can eet a divorce." "An allow him to go with the creature when ever he pleases " "Yes." There was an expression of indignant surprise on the woman's face : 44 Was ye ever a mother, judge ! Did ye ever have any children!" The judge thought he never had. "Then don't be after talking t me about a di vorce," and she swept indignantly out of the office. A Ccee roit Heart Diseasr. A well known citizen of Carotid elet, who has been afflicted for some years wiih palpita tion ef the heart, ha" been cured by drink ing tea made from dandelion, a common field weed that with a rough leaf and a vrilow blossom and desires that we fchould make public the simple remedy. Si. Leva JKfhtfA. NUMBER 1 A MODLUX SAMJPfcOW, In Dr. Alfred Booth's Reminiscences of Springfield, Mass., occurs jtjie, following accouut of Deacon Hitchcock : Born in 1722, in the North Main street region, he removed, while a young man, to the eastern part of the town, now known as South Wilbrahatn ; married in 1713, and was the first deacon of the church there, continuing in office many years. He is well remembered by Hon. Oliver B. Morris as occupying Ihe deacon's seat at meetings, bis whitened locks giving him quite a venerable appearance. During a long life he was of wonderful strength, agility and endurance, and had he lived in the palmy days of Greece ke would have been a worthy competitor io the games of those days. It is rHntl uf bim ,hat on one oceasion a man riding by the field where he was at work, and boasting of the speed of his horse was challenged by the deacoa, who said be could run to Springfield, on foot, quicker than ihe horse with hi. rider could. The test resulted in the triumph of the deacon; diatance ten miles, tima not stated. He would lift a cart load of hay by getting bis shoulders under the axle, in a stooping posture, and throw an empty cart over with one hand by taking hold of tha end of the axletree. When loading grain in a cart he would take a bag by the teeth and with a swing and the aid of a push from the knee, throw it iu the cart. Ha had double teeth in front, and would hold a tenpenny nail by them and break it oft with his fingers. He used to say he did not know a man he could not whip or run away from. The day he was seventy years old he remarked to his wife that when they wera first married he was wont to amue her by taking down his hat with his toes, and added : "I wonder if I could do it now !" Thereupon he jumped from the floor, took off his hat with his toes, came down on bis feet like a cat, bung up the hat on the nail, turned to the table, asked a blessing and ate of the repast then ready. How to Wash Easilt. A housekeep er in the Prairie Farmer lets us into her secret how to do this, and we here priut rbat she says : "I am neither a newspaper correspond ent, nor an authoress; but for the benefit of the sisterhood who do their own wash ing, I want to give a recipe, which I have) proved and know to be good. It was given me by a friend who has iiied it a number of years, and says it will not in jure the dot he's. Washing-day ia tha most tiresome of the week ; to be sura machines and wringers have done much to lighten the labors, bot even with these, I wash more easily by using the fluid. I wish some one would try this recipe and report how it works. Here it is : "Five, -pounds of sal-soda, on pound of borax, one pound of unslacked lime. Dis solve the soda and borax in one gallon of boiling water ; slake the lime in the same quantity of Soiling water ; then pour them both into eight gallons of cold water ; stir a few times and let it stand until morning, when the clear fl..id should be poured off into jars, ready for use. For two pails full of water use half a pint of the com pound. Soak your clothes over night, putting soap on the soiled parts. In the morning wring thsm cut and put them on to boil, first putting luma of the fluid and soap into the boiler. Afier boiling ten or twelve minutes, take them out into your machine or tub and the dirt will rub right off; then rinse well in two waters. Soma will Bay 'twill not do to boil dirty clothes; just try it and your clothes will look nicely. and you will not be near as tired." A Wondertl'l Fruit. Soap berries are to be found in immense quantities throughout Alaska. They grow on a busb about the same in appearance as whortle berries. When ripe they are red, of a juicy and quinine taste, and generally bi ennial. One quart, taken and placed in a tub the size of a bushel, will, when stirred with the naked hand and arm, become so stiff that you can cut it with a knife. It is eaten with horn or wooden spoons, all the family sitting round the tub. It is undoubtedly an acquired taste, but ths commodity is much sought after. The froth is of a beautiful pink color. Green berries will maki nearly the same amount of froth, but it is of a white color and is not so highly flavored. Foreigners stir it with port or sherry win, and add sugar, in which case it is a very dslicious luxury. Alaska produces berries as well as ice bergs. Bachfxok?, Look Oct. It has been demonstrated that married women on an average live until forty five, while unmar ried women do not Lve to be mora than forty-three years of age. An exchange, therefore, charges that svery man who refuses to marry shortens some woman's life just two years, and thus practically commits homicide, aud fo'.lovrs np the allegatioo by calling on tha grand juries to find bills against bachslcrs over thirty years old. ' i S SSTJWAI b)u L ' r A i. apt visited Lafayetce, InJ,, the other day, wha, in gathering cp her dress to escap the mud, exposed to view a beautiful white skirt, the rear breadth of which was made of a half barrel flour , sack, upon which thi indelible brand of . the miller wxa still visible, 'ninety-six ' paawe, twjra tynis wrt&v."