4 MB IS -A- FRKKMiS WII03I THE TRUTH MAKES FURK, A NO ALL ARE SLATES BESIDE, II. A. M'JPIKC, lubllfclier. It. .. JOIIXSTOS," Editor. EBENSBURG, PA., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, T 868. NUMBER 42. VOLUME 2. -T;, l . , a, , , . , . , - , ,. The Cambria Freeman WILL BE PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING, At Ebensburg, Cambria Co., Fa. At ike following rates, payable within three months from die of subscribing : One cony, oue year, ----- 1- uu Ouc copy, six months, - -One copy, three months, - - 00 50 These who fail to pay their subscriptions until after the expiration of six months will bo charged at the rate of $2.50 per year, and those wlio fali to pay until after the ex piratiou of twelve months will be charged at the rate of $3.00 per year. Twelve numbers constitute a quarter; twenty five, six mouths; and fifty cumbers, cue year. BATES OF ADVEKTISJNG. Oue square, 12 lines, one insertion. Each subsequent insertion, Auditor's Notices, each, Administrator Notices, each. 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Blank Books, Bxik Binding, &c, executed to order as good as the Lest and as cheap as the cheapest. M. L. OAT MAN, DEALKii IS CHOICE FAMILV GROCERIES C0SX3TI0 .F gouMe (Sxtnt J;amilg J; lour, GUI IX, FELD, BACON, SALT, FISH, FRESH VEGETABLES, ALL KINDS OF FRUITS, SUGARS, TEAS, COFFEES, SYRUPS, MOLASSES, CHEESE, &c. Also, a large stock of the Best Brands of Cigars and Tobacco. STOKE ON HIGH STREET, Four Doors F.cst of Crawford's Hotel, Ebensburg, Ia. LADIES' FANCY FURS! AT Jons Fakeira's - id established FUR MASi rACTouT. 2o 718 ARCH St., above 7th. PUILA. Iluve now in s'ore of car own Importa- tiOH and Maiiu ac- 'I'iZ. ture, one of the larg- EciSSS aud most beauU t&lstf t --iV--V" ful selections of fri-.jt. -V - 7 - . .-yJjjs for Ladies' and Chil dren's Wear, in the City. Also, a fine assortment of Gents' Fur Oloves and Collars. I am enabled to di?poso of my goods at very reasonable prices, and I would therefore solicit a visit from my friends of Cambria county and vicinity. Remember the Name, Number and Street! JOIIX FAREIIU, "So 718 ARCH St., ab. 7tb, south side, Phila. October S, lS63.-4m. Hew Firm New Goods. TllE undersigned, having given his son, J. . Shields, an interest in hi store, tho business wiil hereafter be conducted un der the firm name of P. II. Shields & Ob., and as we are determined to sell Goods cheap for cash, or exchange for grain, lumber or produce, we hope by strict attention to bus iness to merit a liberal patronage from a generous public. Having determined to eettlo op my old books of thirty years standing, 1 now ask those indebted to me to come forward and make settlement on or before the 1st day of December, 1868- P. H. SHIELDS. Loretto. Oct. 16, 1868.-tf. s ECURE THE SHADOW ERE THE SUBSTANCE FADES! SPEXCE'S JfEW IWi.llII la now in perfect order for executing Pictures in every style of the art. Photographs of life like accuracy, ranging from the smallest card picture to the largest size for framing, taken in any weather, and warranted to give satisfaction. Particular attention paid to children'" pictures Frames of all kinds for 6a!e cheap. Frames of any kind not on hand will be ordered when de eired Instructions in the art on liberal terms. E3yGallery on Julian street, 3 doors north of Town Hill. T. T. 8 PENCE, KtGitmrg, 0rt ft IW, Photographer. TTk EN T ISTR Y. The undersigned, M-P graduate of the Haiti more Coilege of Dental sur gery, respect fully offers hi? FttOFESSIOXA services to the ensburg and vicinity, which place he will visit on the foucth Monday of each month, to re main one week. Aug 13. SAM'L BELFORD. D. P. S. ENTISTRY. Dr. D. W. Zeig- Itr has taken the rooms on High street recently occupied by Lloyd & Co. as a Bankiug House; and offers his professional servi ces to the citizens of Ebensburg and vicin ity. Teeth extracted without pain by use of Nitrous Oxide or Laughing Gas. DtCHrBTMILLER. pPp ALTOONA, PA., Operative and rVlechanical DENTIST. Office au Caroliiie street, between Virginia and Emma street. All work warbantki'. Altoona. June 18, lcG8.-6m. mf L. O A T M A N , 11 Mm EBENSBURG. FA., Is the sole owner of the Right to Manufactute and sell THE UNEQUALLED METROPOLITAN OIL!! J AMES J. OAT.MAN, M. D., tenders his professional services as Phy sician and Surgeon to the citizens f Carroll tcwu and vicinity. Oflice in lear of build ing occupied by J. Biicn & Co. as a store. Night call.- can be made at his residence, one dii.T .south of A. llau'o tin and hardware store. DEVEREAUX, M. D.f Phy- fiictAK and SuiioEox, Summit, Pa. Office eat end of Mansion House, on Rail Road street. Night calls may be made at the ofiio fmy23.tf. g3J J. LLOYD, successor to R. S. Bunx, Dealer in Drwjs, Medicines, Paints, ifc. Store on Main street, oppobite tin "Mansion Hriie." Ebensburg, Pa. October 17. lSG7.-6tn. FI ANK -V. HAY; WHOLESALE and RETAIL Manufacturer. of TIN'. COPPER aud SHEET-IRON WARE. Canal street, below Clinton, Johns town. Pa. A large stock constantly hand. 1). M'LAUGULIN, ITTORNEY AT LAW, Johnstown, Pa. J Oftice in the Exchange building, on the Corner of Clinton and Locust streets tip stairs. ill attend to all business connect ed with his profession. Jan. 31 . 18ti7.-tf. tt. I. J011SSTO.V, J K. SCASUN. JOHNSTON & 8CANLAN. Attorneys at Law, Ebensburg, Cambria co., Pa. Office opposite the Court TJouse. Ebensburg, Jan. 81. 1867.-tf. JOHN P. LINTON, ITTORNEY AT LAW, Johnstown, Pa li Office in building on corner of Main and Franklin strtet, opposite Mansion House, second fl'or. Entrance on Franklin street. Johnstown. Jan. 31. 18d7.-tf. A. KOigLIN, Johnstown. - - T. w. D.CK. Ebeusburg. KOPELIN & DICK, Attorneys . XT Law. Ebensburg. Pa. Offrp with Wm. Kittell, Esq., Colonade Row. fuct 22.-tf. F. A. SHOEMAKER, i TTORNEY AT LAW. Ebensburg, Pa Oihco on High street, one door East of the Hanking House of Lloyd & Co. January 31, 1867.-tf. " F. P. TIERNEY ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ebensburg, Pa. Oflice in Colonade Row. Jan. 6. 1867-tf. JOSEPH M'DONALD, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ebensburg. Pa. Office on Centre street, opposite Linton's Hotel. Jan. 31, 1867-tf. JOHN FENLON, i TTORNEY AT LAW, Ebensburg Pa. Office on High street, adjoining his resi dence. Jan 81. 1867.-tf. GEORGE" WT)ATMAN ATTORNEY AT LAW, Ebensburg, Pa. Office in Colonade Row, Centre street. January 81, 18G7.-tf. WILLIAM KITrELL, ITTORNEY AT LAW, Ebensburg, Pa. H Office in Colonade Row, Centre street. Jan. 31, 1867,-lf. (5 L. PERSHING, Attorn ey-at- Law, Johnstown, Pa. Office on Frank lin Street, up-stairs, over John Benton's Hardware Store. . Jan. 31, 1867. M. H. SECHLER, Attorn ey-at-. Law, Ebensburg, Pa. Oflice in rooms recently occupied by Geo. M. Reade, Esq , in Colonade Row, Centre street. : ang.27. GEO. M. READE, Atiorneg-at-Lau.', Ebensburg, Pa. Office in new building recently erected on Contra street, two doors from High street. aug.27. TJAMES C. EASLY, Attorney- at-Law, Carrollteum, Cambria Co., Pa. Collections and all legal business promptly k"-"u o an bi. 1BG7. XT KINKEAD, Justice of Veer Peace and Claim Agent. Office removed to the office formerly occupied by M. Hasson, Esa.. dec, on High St.. Ebensburg. jl3. STSTRAYER, Justice of the Peace, .ohnstown, Pa. Oflice on the corner of Market street and Locust alley, Second Ward. dec.12.-Iy- -V-UjfiLjLJ riginal poftrn. JUSTICE STILL. LIVES! BY ASTOXIA. Freemen I what tho' the Day was not yours 1 What tho' your labor is spent on the air ? Justice has ever, and still she insures Sjccess for the Right so never despair 1 Because this fair land is by tyrants now crushed, Think you that Justice 's consigned to the grave T Never ! till Hope in your bosoms is hushed Then, and no sooner, each freeman 's a slavct Will you calmly look on and see the flag that you bore Insulted, and styled the Emblem of Shame? Will you wait till in chains on the dark dun geon floor Stand off and hear tyrants curse Washington's name ? Will yon wait till the despots have accomplish 'd their end, Or now will vou boldly stand forth for the Right? Will you list while they promise to you to amend, Or hurl them as traitors lrom power and miglt? If ever fair Justice gave this good land breath, Asjain shall she come and revive our desire : Agnin shall se wake from this torpor of death, ' And pass o'er this land in a whirlwind of liie. In the very defeat that you now have sustained Gjod victory smiles, and bids you come on : So unfurl your proud banner, fair and unstainM, And say to these ungodly usurpers, Begone! And what, tho, ere peace on this fair land m iy I dawn, The bones of our heroes must bleach or the pi in 1 Thank God ! they will know that the swords thy have tiruwii By those who survive will be sheathed with out stain ! m m c C m THE BABES IN THE CL0UD3. AN ASItKICAN TKUE STOEY. Just ten years ugo there suddenly burst upon the western world a maciuficent stranger from foreign parts, with "all his travelling glories on." It was the great comet of 1858, on the grand tour of the universe. It seemed strange that potty human life could go on as usual, with its eating and drinking, trafficking and pleasuring, while that "flaming minister," on his billion leagued circuit, was preaching the won ders of infinite immensity and power, and the nothingness of earth. The comet no longer runs his kindling race, like Vicli Alpine's henchman, with his fiery cross announcing war and disaster. Herald of battle, fate and fear. He is on h'i3 own business, not ours. Under the tail of this particular comet, doublless many a tale of love was told in the light of his swifi splendors many a tender look exchanged. The astronomer coolly swept the starry field with his glass, unawed by the irregular night-guard pa-, trolling the heavens, and the robber and murderer disdain the awful witness. He left us as he found us joined to our mor tal idols, wipe in our conceit, weak and worldly and wicked, but no castaways of the universe after all. We remember that comet-summer, not so much for its great astronomical event as for two singular incidents that more nearly touched our human sympathies, which will grovel in poor earthly affairs, even within sight of the most august celes tial phenomena. One pleasant Saturday afternoon during the comet's appearance, an aeronaut, after a prosperous voyage, descended upon a farm in the neighborhood of a large mar ket town in one of the Western States. He was soon surrounded by a curious group of the farmer's family, and laborers, all asking eager tpjestions about the voy age and the management of the balloon. That Becurcd by an anchor and a rope in the hand of the aeronaut, its car but a foot or two above the ground, was swaying lazily backward and forward in the even ing air. It was a good deal out of wind, and a sleepy and innocent monster in the eyes of the hVmer, who, with the owner's permission, led it up to his house, where, as be said, he could hitch it to his fence. But before he thus secured it, his three children, aged respectively ten, eight and three, begged him to lift them "into the big basket," that they might "sit on those pretty red cushions." While the atten tion of the aeronaut was diverted by more curious questioners from a neighboring farm, this rash father lifted his darlings one by one into the car. Chubby little Johnny proved the "ounce too much" for the serial camel and brought him to the ground ; and then, unluckily, not the baby, but the eldest hope of the family, was lifted out. The relief was too great for the monster. The volatile creature's spirit rose at once, he jerked his halter out of the farmers band, and with a wild bound mounted into the air I Vain was the airqnaut's anchor. It caught for a moment in a fence, but it tore away and was off, dangling uselessly after the run away balloon, which so swiftly and steadi ly rose that in a few minutes those two little white faces peering over the edge of the car grew indistinct, and those piteous cries of "papa !" "mamma 1" grew faint and fainter up in the air. "f When distance and twilight mists had swallowed up voices and faces, and noth ing could be seen but the dark cruel shape, sailing triumphantly away with its pre cious booty, like an serial privateer, the Door father eank down helpless and speech- less ; but the mother frantic with grief, still stretched out yearning arms towards the inexorable heavens, and called wildly up into the unanswering void. , . The aeronaut strove to console the wretched parents with assurances that the balloon would descend within thirty miles of the town, and that all might be well with the children, provided it did not come down in the water or in deep woods. In the event of its descending in a favorable spot, it was thought that the older child might step out, leaving the younger in the balloon. Then it cnisrht again arise and continue its voyage. "Ah, no," replied the mother "Jennie would never stir from the car without Johnny in her arin9 !" The balloon passed directly over the market tower, and the children seeing many people in the streets, strett hed out their hands and called loudly for help. But the villagers, though they saw the bright little heads, heard ho call. Amazed at the 6trange apparition they might have thought the translated little creatures small angel navigators, on some voyage of discovery, some little cheubic venture of their own, as heading towards the rosy cloudlands and purple islands of sunset solendor, they sailed deeper and deeper into the west, and faded away. Some company they had, poor little skywaifs. Something comforted them and allayed their wild terrors ?omething whispered them that below the night and clouds was home ; and above was God ; that wherever they might drift or clafdi, j .. . t, it a - tt living or dead, they would still be in Ilia domain and under His care mat inougn borne away among the stars, they could could not be lost, for His love would fol low them. r" ..When the sunlight all went awav and the EreXTconJtK-C"rae blazing out, little Johnny was appre.henBiveJ-i?iilLlc J;"10t might come too near their airy craft, an set it on fire with a whisk of its dreadful tail But when hi3 sister assured him that the fiery dragon was "as much as twenty miles away," and that God wouldn't let him hurt them, he was tran quilized, but soon after said, "I wish he would coma a little nearer, so I could warm myself, I'm so cold!" Then Jennie took off her apron and wrapped it about the child, saying ten derly, "This is all sister has to make you warm, datling, but she'll hug you close in her arms, and we will say our prayers and you shall go to sleep." "Why, how can I say my prayers before I have my ' supper t" asked little Johnny. "Sister hasn't any supper for you, or for herself, but we must pray all the harder," solemnly responded Jennie. So the two baby wanderers, alone in the wide lieavetn, unawed by darkness, immensity and silence, by the presence of the great comet and the millions of un pitying stars, lifted their little clasped hands and sobbed out their sorrowful "Our Father," and then that quaint little supplementary prayer : 'Nov I lay me down to s'cep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep ; If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take." - "There! God beard that, easy; for we are close to Ilim up here," said inno cent little Johnny. Doubtless Divine Love stooped to the little ones, and folded them in perfect peace for soon the younger, sitting on the bottom of the car, with his head leaning against his sister's knee, slept as soundly as though he were lying in his own little bed at home, while the elder watched quietly through the long, long hours, and the car floated gently on in the still night air, till it began to sway aud rock on the fresh morning wind. Who can imagine that 6imple little child's thoughts, speculations and wild imaginings, while watching through those hours ? She may have feared coming in collision with a meteor for many were abroad that night, scouts aud heralds of the great comet or perhaps being cast away on some desolate star island, or more dreary still, floating and floating on, night and day, till they should both die of cold and hunger. Poor babes in the clouds ! At length, a happy change, or Provi dence we will say Providence guided the little girl's wandering hand to a cord connected with the valve ; something told her to pull it. At once the balloon be gan to sink, slowly and gently, as though let down by tender hands ; or as though some celestial pilot guided it through the wild currents of air, not letting it drop into lako, or river, lofty wood, or impene trable swamp, where this strange, unchild like experience might have been closed by a death of unspeakable horror ; but caus ing it to descend as softly as a bird alights, on a spot where human care and pity awaited it. . The sun had not yet risen, but the morning twilight had come, when the little girl, looking over the edge of the car, saw the dear old earth coming nearer "rising towards them," she said. Hut when the car stopped, to her great disap pointment, it was not on the ground, but caught fast in the topmost branches of a tree.. Yet she saw they were near a house whence help might soon come, so she awakened her brother and told him the good news, and together they watched and waited for deliverance, hogging each other for: joy and warmth, for they were COld, , . .J ; 'I . . U Farmer Burton, who lived in a lonely house on the edge of his own private prairie, was a famous sleeper in general, but on this particular occasion be awoke before the dawn, and, though he turned and turned again, he could sleep no more. So at last he said to bis good wife, whom he had kindly awakened to inform her of his unaccountable iusomnolence, "It's no use I'll just get up and dress myself, and have a look at the comet." The next that worthy woman beard from her wakeful ppouse was a hasty summons at the door. It seems that no sooner did he step forth from his house than his eyes fell on a strange, portentous shape hanging in a large pear tree about twenty yards distant. He could see no likeness in it to anything earthly, and he half fancied it might be the comet, who, having put out his light, had come down there to perch. In his flight and perplex ity he did what every wise man would do in a like extremity ; he called upon his valiant wife. Reinforced by her he drew near the tree, cautiously reconnoitering. Surely never pear tree bore such fruit. Suddenly there descended from the thing a plaintive, trembling little voice : "Please take us down ; we are very cold." Then a second little voice said: "And hungrj', too ; please take us down V "Why, who are you t And where are you ?" The first little voice said: "We are Mr. Ilarwood's little boy and girl, and we are lost in a balloon." The second little voice said, "It is us l vj no uiiui v-i a v c4 y Trim a uaiiuvu. , , ,J, . 1 n.A i .-.! ...-. ...all. Vi i 1 1 , Dimly comprehending the situation, the farmer, getting hold of a dangling rope, succeeded in pulling down the balloon. . He first lifted out little Johnny, who ran rapidly a few yards towards the house, then turned round und stood for a few moments, curiously surveying the balloon. j--jhful little sister was so chilled and exhatStfTu into the house, where, tremmr?naVjl sobbing, she told the wonderful story. Before sunrise a mounted messenger was dispatched to the Harwood home, with glad tidings of great joy. lie reachod it in the afternoon, and a few hours later the children themselves arrived, in state, with banners and music, and conveyed ii a covered hay-wagon and four. Joy-bolls were rung in tho neighboring town, and iu the farmer's little brown house the happiest family on the conti nent thanked God that night. ROOSTERS. By prof j. billings. Thare is not on the whole horizon ov live natur a more pleazing and strengthen ing studdy than the Hooster. This re markable package of feathers has bin for ages food for the philosophik as well as the simply curious mind. They belong to the feathered sckt denominated poultry, and are the husbands of menny wives. In Utah it is konsidered a disgrace tew speak disrespeckful ov a rooster. Brig ham Young's coat ov arms is a rooster, in full blast, crowing till he is almost bent over double backward. The flesh ov the rooster is very similar tew that ov the hen ; it is hard tew distin guish the diffiance, eppeshly in yure soup, lioosters are the pugilists amung the do mestik burds ; they wear the belt, and having no shoulder to strike from, they strike from the heel. Koo. tcrs, according to profane history, if mi edukashun remembers me right, were formerly a man, who come suddenly upon one ov the heathen gods, at a time when he want prepared tew sec company, and waz, for that offense, rebuilt over into tho fust rooster, and waz forever afterward destined tew crow, as a kind ov warning. This change from a man akounts for their fighting abilities, and for their politeness tew the hens. Thare is nothing in a mau that a woman admires more than his read iness and ability tew smash another fel low, and it iz jiss so with a hen. When a rooster gits licked, the hens all march off with the oilier rooster, if he aint lsaff so big or hand.ome. It iz pluck that wins a hen or a woman. Thare iz a great variety ov pedigree among the rooster race, but for stiddy b;z ness giv me the old fashened dominique rooster, short legged, and when they walk they alwus strut, and their buzzums stick out like a alderman's abdomnal cup"board. This breed is hawk-colored, and has a crooked tail on them, arched like a sickle, and az full uv feathers az a new duster. But when you come right down to grit, and throw all outside influence overboard, there ain't nothing on earth, nor under it, that can out-style, out-step, out-brag, or out-pluck a reglar Bantum rooster. They alwus put me in mind ov a very small dandy, practicing before a looking glass. ' . . They don't weigh more than 30 ounces, but they make az much fuss az a tun. I have seen them trying lew pick a quarrel with a two boss waggon,' and don't think they would hesitate tew fight a meeting house if it waz the least sassy tew them. It seems tew be necessary that there should be'sumthing outrageous in every thing, tew show us whare propriety ends and impropriety begins.' This iz the mel ancbolly case in the rooster affair, for we hav the shanghi rooster, the greatest outrage,- in my opinyim, ever tommitted in the annals of poultry. '.: ' These critters are tha camel amung fowls. They mope around the barnyard, j tipping over the hayracks and stepping on the yung gosling, aud every now and then j crow confusion. If enny body 8: ould give me a shangbi rooster, I should halter him, and keep him in r box stall, and feed him on cut feed, and if he would work kind in a batness, all right; if not,T would Luteher him the fust wet day that cum, and salt him down tew giv tew the poor. But thare aint noboddy a going tew giv me one ov this breed, knot if i know it ; i don't think there- iz a man on earth mean enough tew do it. lioosters do but very little household work. They wont lay enny eggs, nor try to hatch enny, nor see tew the young ones. This satisfy s me that there is some truth in the mythologikal ackount ov the roost er's first origin. Yu kant get a rooster to pay enny atten tion to a yung one. They spend thiir time in crowing and strutting, and occa sionally find a woim, which they make a remarkable fuss over, calling up their wifes from a a distance, apparently to treat them, but, just az the Lens get thaie, this elegant and elaborate cuss bends over and gobbels up the morsel. Just Uce a man, for all the world. First Locomotive In America. Mnjor Horatio Allen, the engineer of the New York and Erie Kailroad, gives the following account of the first trip made by a locomotive on this continent : When was it Where was it ? And who awakened its energies and directed its movements ? It was in the j-ear 1828, on the banks of the Lackawaxen, at the commencement of the railroad connecting the canal of the Delaware and Hudson Canal Company with their coal mines and he who addresses you was the only person on that locomotive. The circum stances which led to my being on the road were these : -i The road had been built in the summer. The rtrTitSK. rails of large dimensions, notched on caps placed far annrt. The timber had crack ed and warped from exposure to the sun. After about three hundred feet of straight line, trie road crossed the Lackawaxen creek on trestle work about thirty feet high, with a curve of three hundred and fifty-five to four hundred feet radius. The impression was very general that the iron monster would either break down the road or leave the track at the curve and plunge into the creek. My reply to such apprehensions was that it was too late to consider the proba bility of such occurrences ; there was no other course than to have a trial made of the strange animal which had been bro't there at great expense, but that it was not necessary that more than one should be involved in its fate ; that I would take the first ride alone, and the time would come when I should look back to the incident with great interest. As I pressed my hand on the throttle valve handle I was undecided whether I would move slowly or witli a fair degree of speed, but believing that the road would prove safe, and preferring that if we did j go down, to go handsomely and without any evidence of timidity, I started with considerable velocity, passed the curve over the creek safely, and was soon out of hearing of the vast assemblage. At the end of two or throe miles I reversed the valve, and returned without accident, hav ing thus made the first railroad trip by locomotive on the Western herni$nhere. A Freeholder. A gentleman who is rather given to story telling relates the following : When I was a young I spent several years in the South, residing for a while at Port Iludaon, on the Mississippi river. A great deal of litigation was going on there about that time, and it was not always an easy matter to obtain a jury. One day I was summoned to act in that capacity, and repaired to court to get excused. On my name being called I informed his Honor, the Judge, that. I was not a freeholder, and therefore not qualified to serve. "Where do you reside!" inquired the Judge. "I am stopping, for the time being, at Port Hudson." "You board at the hotel, : I presume ?" "I take my meals there, but I have rooms in another part of tho town, whare I lodge." "So you keep bachelor's hall !" "Yes sir." " ' - ; "How long have you lived in that man ner?" "About six months." "I think you are qualified," gravely re marked ' the Judge ; "for I have never known a man to keep bachelor's hall the length of time you name who had not dirt enough in his room to make him a free holder ! The court does not excuse you." Arpr.E Snow. Put twelve good tart apples in cold water, and set them over the fire ; when soft, drain the water, strip the skins off, the apples, core them, and lav them in a deep dish. Beat the whites of twelve escs to a stiff froth ; put half a pound 'of finely-powdered white sugar to the apples ; beat them to a stilt troth, and add the beaten egga. Beat the whole to a stitf snow ; then turn it into a dessert dish, and ornameat it with myrtle or box A roeui In the Homeric Style. On a pine wood shed, in an alley dark, where scattered moonbeams, shining through a row of tottering chimneys, and an awning torn and drooping lell, strode back and forth, with stiff tense-drawn muscle and peculiar tread, a cat. His Dame was No-ral ; on yonder neighboring shed his father fought the cats thnt came in squads from streets beyond Dupont, in search of food and strange adventure. Grim war he courted, and his twitted tail and spine upheaving in fantastic curve, and claws distended, and ears flatly pressed against a head thrown back defiantly, told of impending strife. With eyes a-gleam, and screeching blasts of war, and steps as silent as the falling-dew, young Nerval crept along the splintered edge, and pazed a moment through the darkness down, with tail a wagging triumphantly. Then, with an impression and a growl, in direct vengeance hissed, he started back, and crooked in body '.ike a letter S, or rather like a U inverted, stood in ficrca expectancy. 'Twas well. With eye-balls glaring and ears all aslant, and open mouth in which two rows of fangs stood fcrth in sharp and dead conformity, slow up a post from out the dark below, a head ap peared. A dreadful tocsin of determined striu young Norval uttered ; then, with fact unblanched, and moustache startling straight before his nose, and tail filing wildly to the passing breeze, stepped back in cautious invitation to the foe. Approaching the other, and with pre parations dire, each cat surveyed the ad vantage of the field. Around they walked, with tails uplifted and back high in air, while from their mouths, in accents hissing with consuming rage, dropped brief but awful sentences of hate. Thrice round the roof they went in circle, with an eye upon the foe intently bent ; then sideways moving, as is wont with cats, gave one long drawn, terrific savage yell, and buckled in. The fur flew. A mist of hair hung ' " --''- M; High 'bove the din of over the uau. i.c,u .hct dreadful tumult puiug waguus ruse iirauwneu ,i;nr- of the ptrife and battle of the euu. cats. So gleamed their eyes in frenzy, that to me, who saw the conflict from a window near, nought else was plain but fiery stars that moved in orbits most ec centric. An hour they struggled in leropesfnoua might, then faint and fainter grew tho squall of war, until all sound was hushed. Then went I forth with lantern, and the field surveyeJ. What saw I ? Six claws one ear of teeth, perhaps a handful ; and save fur, nought else except a solitary tail. . That tail was Norval's by a ring I knew't. The ear was -but we'll let the matter pass. Tho tale will do without the ear. A Bachf.lor on Sleighing. Things matrimonial are sour grapes to old bach elordom ; sleighing is a matrimonial kind of thing; at least a good deal of matri mony has always followed closely on the heels of a good deal of sleighing. An old dried up, shriveled up, hard up old chap, whose heart never experienced the divine afilatus that comes with love, thus talks of sleighing : "If you meet a couple, one of whom m a female and the other ain't, and the onj that ain't is trying to meke figure fca uu the snow with a whip, and squirting bacco juice into the circles, while the wo man looks straight ahead or leans a littia t'other way, it may be safely set down r.a a man and wife of some standing. If tw r youthful heads are bent down over fofri pretended curiosity on the robe, w!ii! the horse has the getting along left wholly to bis discretion, this indicates the fitt symptoms of a softening of the heart and generally of the bruin ! "When you meet a dashing pmr, with, a team that is equally or, the dash, rib bons twisted all around the driver's arms,. with a very long whip in the socket, thev may be set down as somebody else's win taking an airing with Eomebodv else's husband. "When you see a blooming young wid ow snugging up to a beaver overcoat like a sick kitten to a hot b;ick, this means a wedding that's if the widow can only have her way about it. And so on." What He Thought It Was. A pas senger by a night train on tho Hudson Kiver Railroad tells the following : Tho train was detained at Greenbush for a. little while, and, while waiting, a cattle train came on the other track and stop ped.,. Such a noise has seldom been heard; : the cattle bellowed, the sheep set up a bleating, and the. hogs grunted, until the. passengers were nearly crazed.- One old fellow had slept for hours, but this noise awoke him. Rubbing his eyes, he listen ed in amazement. "Good heavens V says he, "what's this!" Peering into" the darkness without discerning any thing, and listening more critically, he at last satisfied himself, and set tha passengers roaring by the exclamation, 44 Why, this ' must ba a political convention." " About So. Some people keep their sterling worth in all changes of fortune ; others, if changed in condition, lose their '" characters. . Bars of - gold are less prized than diamonds, but gold reduced to dust is valuablo, while dlaaioud dvut U tlavtl worthless.