u u in 1 i! A 7' 1 S ' ' T 1 ! . - - ' ' 1 ) I P';;"d ikQi I 1 I I. J VOLUME 1. . .-f- -r rm a tt t?t a r tt Jui dtt ud Domestic Merchandise la Cam Count for the year 1SC7 : Xnafow Borough. ' tPnoa.Mor- 1 13 Jacob Fend 10 00 rea&Co200 09 ia Charles Un- Tenast 20 00 .i T.Lnckhardt 7 00 ii flvrnsflart 7 00 EBENSBURG,- PA., 1 t NUMBER36: - Washington Township. U G Hear 7 60 14 Shoemaker fy s Sou 7 00 H Jane Mullin 7 00 14 Eliz M'Intosh 7 00 14 Dysart fy Co 7 00 14 Wm Tiley 7 00 14MM'Langhlin7 00 14 J C Domm 7 00 14 G WKistner7 00 18 Cunningham &Barnettl0 00 14 II Schnabla 7 CO 14 D W Harsh- berger & Co 7 00 14 J B From aid . 7 00 14 Sar'h Dickey 7 00 14 Jno Thomas 7 00 14 F Border 7 00 14 Wm Berlin 7 00 13'JohnDibertlO 00 14 John A Mc- - Kinney 7 00 14 D Bibert & Benshoof 7 00 . 14 D Barnhart 7 00 IS D Dibert - 10 00 00 T" ' GaRUzin Township. 14 JJ Troxell- TOO 14 J Gearhart 7 00 14 F J Parrish : 7. 00 i J Dawson " 7 60 14 F J Christy 7 00 14 Jas Hurray 7 00 HPat'k Smith 7 00 14 Thos Bradley 7 00 ti R Leopold 4 Brotaer xu 14 n Walters 7 00 14 John Lvan 7 00 14 0 T Frazer 7 00 14 Sar'b Georpe 7 00 14 Wm 11 Pika 7 00 14 JS Edward 7 00 U Fred Kres 7 00 U TO Stewart &Co 12 60 rlFWHay 12 60 Mm Millar 7 00 14 William M- J 14 Saml Bheam 7 Pharson 7 00 14 Alex Monfr- U J Rodulsbei- j gomery 7 00 mer 12 60 14 Joo DTaanan 7 00 U L Cohln & j IS Osborne- & Brother 10 00, - Fishsr 10 60 i WiiUamUp- 1 14 AD Brinker 7 00 desrare 10 09 14 John Beaton 7 00 14 G Bntley 7 00 13 Geo Wehn 10 00 14 AdatnPharr 7 CO' 14 J II Bheak 14 CtarleaZJai- J & Co 7 00 merman 7 50 14 David Creed 7 00 11 John Gala 16 00 14 J Madison & II Jaa J Mar- - " Co 7 00 vdt 10 00 14 Hay & Bro 700 IS JohaJMur- .14 P O'Connell 7 0Q ehr 10 00 14 Locan & Co 7 00 IS M L Gron- 1 14 D McKenna 7 00 berr 10 00 14 Jamea John- II F G Hack 10 OOl aton & Co 7 00 It F Krt arCoiO 00 14 Rainey & 11 Y Luther 12 tOl - - M.'Cnllough 7 00 It C DittlebaehlO 001 14 U W Keim 7 00 18 Jacob Wild 10 CO. 14 Thomas & 14 lllaa Uarr J ' Weaver 7 00 Parka T 00 14 Fockler & It C Snppe 10 00 Levrgood 7 00 14 EmllYouns 7 00 14 FockUr Co 7 00 7:00 7 00 7 60 . ' RuJJand Township. 14 Geo Berkey 7 00114 Geo Conrad i Blacklick Township. 14 T4-W Duncan7 00114 J G Adams ; '. ' . i Jackson Township. 14 Daniel Kiser 7 60J14 S Albaugb BREWERIES AND-DISTILLERIES- RoBt Rost, Conemangh Borough, 15 00 Henry llannsmaa, Johnstown Boro', 15 00 Graff Uer bach, " 1& 00 J A Stemmer, , . . " i ' ";- . 1& 0U Herman Vochard, Cambria Boronehl 15 00 G J Scwaderer. Washineton Twp., 15 00 Jnlms Stetch, Oarrolltown Uorough, Henry Bl'im, F Bingell. Loretto Borongh, BILLIARD TABLES. J Holzworth. Johnstown, 8 table, J W ilullin, Washington Tp, 2 tables, 40 00 r . ' TEN PIN ALLEYS. J W;llullin, Washington Township, 80 00 AN APPEAL will be held at the Treasu rer's Office, Ebcnsburg, on Monday the 8d day of July next. - -' ALEX. SKELLT, May 9, 18G7.-4t. Mercantile Appraiser. 15 00 15 00 15 00 t 60 00 14 A Borcraff 7 CO 14 II Kraaaa is Co 7 00 14 14 Glal;Reath 7 00-14 II Uanld 6 Co 10C0 14 UBottiHrcl- 14 ger 7 00 1 It G llurr 7 00 14 It WCaldwalllO 60 14 11 WHLwr- 14 J H Howard 7 00 David Reese 7 00 L F Leitn berger 7 00 Eben Jamea 7 00 Lewis & Davla 7 CO G W Walker 7 00 H Pritchard 7 00 John Crows 7 00 goad UJ Swank & Co 7 00 14 Anc Floto 7 00 1 14 F Marbourg 7 0,0 12 60 14 J Williams 7 00 Gonemaugh Borouyh. 14 J WIdaiin 7 001 14 Jamea Lynch 7 60 14 Ura L Aaron 7 00 14 Jno Kingston 7 00 MHcilU Borough. HBSeVawlls 7 00 24 Hanry Ginen 7 60 14 Boitzer 8e bpangler 7 00 Taylor Township. II Mlchl ll'Cabe 7 00 14 W Alexander 7 00 II Roberta & Co 7 00 14 E H Natter 7 00 HAG Crooka 7 60 1 4 Peter RnbreU 7 00 Carrolliown Borovqh. - 14GeoWStutz- man 14 P M'Dermitt 7 00 7 00 14 Jos Maucher 7 00 11 A Oswald , 7 00 14 Bimn Bchroth 7 00 14 Jno Wertner 7 00 11 A A Barker 15 00 II And Hank 7 00 II FJBarbarich7 00 II J Back & Co 7 00 14 F Groiberger 7 00 r Chest Springs. It E&H Natter 10 OOill J Waer 14 Wagner & little 7 50 While Township. II Geo Walters 7 00114 A H Fkkei II Isaao Gates 7 00 SL Auguxiimt Clearfield Township, 7 fO 14 John Conrad 7 03 14 SM Douglass 7 00 7 00 I REGISTER'S NOTICK No & tira L herebv eiven that the following accounts ; have been passed and filed in the Register's Office at Ebensburg, and will be presented to the Orphans' Court of Cambria County, for confirmation and allowance, on Monday the 3d day of June next,, to wit : , The account of llobert ii. bmger, trustee appointed to e til the real- estate of Dennis Dougherty, late of Allegheny twp. dee'd.; 1 Too first and fiual account of Catharine Dougherty. Adm'x-of John. Dougherty j late of Chest township, dee'd. ' ' i v : The final U.count of Jacob Wertz, Guard ian, cf Harriet Mincely, minor child of Jacob Miilyi doe'd. i . The second and final account of John W. Barnes and Reuben Haynes, Ex'ra of Joseph Hajnes, lita cf li;Berc:?j;!i cf Johnstown, deceased. - - ; ITje first and final account of C. B. Ellis, Adm'r of Reeso Price, late of Cambria Bor oueh, deceased. . . i . Ths tirst and final account of David H. Roberts, Adra'r of Ekanor Jones, late of Cambria township, dee'd. The partial account of John Flick and Henry Bender, Ex'rs of the last will and tes tament of John Campbell, Sr dee'd. ; . The first and final account of Mary A. Conrad, Adm'x of Panl Conrad, late of Clear field township, dee'd . ' The first and final account t)f Thomas E. Davis, Ex'r of Evan E. Davis, dee'd. L The first and fiual account of John Kich ardB, Guardian of the minor children of Ceo. Richards, deceased. ! ' The account of i William D&vis, Adm'r of David Davis, late of Cambria twp, dee'd. The first and final account of John I A. Blair, Adm'r of the estate of Mary Clements, deceased.:",- i ; The second account of Jacob 0. Horner, Adra'r of Jonas Homer, late of Conemaugh township, dee'd. ' ' , The first and final account of Matthias Denny, Ex'rs of Peter Denny, dee'd. The first and fiual account of Simon Weak land, Gnardian of the minor children of Charles Bradley, dee'd. The .! first and final account of Samuel I ffijit ltf s gtgarlmtni. Z ; ccmpus EiE3icr--.:. ' By the lake whers drooped Ui9 wilbT?-, ;; Row, vassals, rowl.: , I want to bean angel, - ' . . " And jump Jim Crow. ; V '; . An old crow sat on a hickory limb, " i . ione named him but to praise ) . t ' Let me kiss hixa for his mother,- -; For he smells of Schweitzer kase. . , ' The minstrel to the war has gone,? ; ." With the banjo oa his knee ; ,. ; He woke to hear the sentries shriek. There's a light in the window for thee. A frog he would a wooing go, His hair was curlsd to kill; He used to, wear an old gray coat, And the sword of Banker HilL , Oft In the stilly night, . -Make way for liberty ! he cried, , I won't go home till morning, . ... . With Peggy by my bide. I am dying, Egypt, dying, , . , , - Susannah don' you cry j Know how sublime a thing it Is Tobruah away the blue-tailed fly. The boy stood on the burning deck, ' '. .With his baggage checked for Troy, . One of. the few immortal names, : His name was Pat Malloy . ; ' - Mary had a little lamb, ( . He could a tale unfold, He had no teeth for to eat a corn cake,r" ' And his spectacles were gold. - : Lay on,, lay on, Macduff, " Man wants but little here below, i And I'm to be Queen of the May, ' So kiss me quick and let me go I - A etatisticiaa in the Stats Department h?.s compuwd tn&i a tax ot Halt a cent a j poanj ca all the ica produced ia this new temtory would pay cu tha national debt I ia dx csonths, with a fcatahca luEcient Since the time when the Ancient Ilr.ti &er told the terrible tale of the thSj with iter crew, of ghastly - corpses, to pay tha ealary cf the Becretary ; of j EO laor tariffing story of tha . sea hes Sifi " ' i : '"'r ' ' ' i i V -I-been related than that of - tha whale tiip To sky cothic of the,' income tax that I Diana that recently ' drified into oaa ef Mt ba'Attllectsd from tha ExanWanxj I the Shetland IslandJ. ; Tli8 f eeuliar wants of tha peopla would opea a new market for tha products of American industry.; ) ..-... '-.;.- ' ? The principle- diet of tko Kassi&ns is fhed candies. - ;-.. r..-:,' Since the iatrodactioa of kerosene oil, the candle trad a has declined and it is nothing like what it was whea Garibaldi inada long sixes at Statea Island, -. c The anaexatioa to the States of so large a candla consuming population would cre ate a revival in the trada. - . . But. the political advantages arti i still greater.., , ' , ' TThat a lot of new cfScea will be crea ted. " - ,'" '"' .Collectors, Assessoni, Postmasters, and - The Esqnicaaux are not much, addicted to correspondence : Lut it wouldn't be ther ":-.A year' the. left the Shetland ca a whaling voyaja to tha Arctic regions, baring oa board fifty raen. From that time nothing mora was beard of her. Tha friends of those on board became alarmed. Money was raised and premiums offered to the first vessel that would bridj tidings of tha missing ship, but all to no - araU. Hops was almost abandoned. , . Oa the 2d of April tea peopla near Rona's Voe, ia one of tha Shetland Isles, ' Cbixzss Jugglx3. lis relets, ta ' Arabian . trave!tr nbo rptst tht thirty. ; years tstwMa 1825 .n-dlS55 ia ikcz-Zh-va ia.the East, relates that ccs nigti" Km fell ia with a CLinesa jcIgr. lis cays i . -liatoc a Trco-ca-ball with "csrerat " bcks' ia it.: throe h rLich Uz Vicstrs , wera pr.ttsl cad laying hold cf thssa elsc it into tha bit. . It west eo high .that wo lost Eight cf H' fcltothsr. ' -Thera cow' re- ' mained eniy a liitiaxf tha ad f a thotsgf ia the cenjurer's band, as j hs desired one f the boys who assisted fcim to lay bold of it and mount , lis did so, climbing by the thon, and wa lost siht & him also. Tha conjurer thea called ' to him threa times, but getting eo answer, ha saaished up s knifa as if ia a great nta, laid hold of the thong and disappeared also. t By and by ha threw d3wa oaa of tha boy's Tfc.o euuucu kd occuig n umu; nisi vi nanq, men a loor, xnen tno tner nana a ship tailing into- tha. harbor; - Battered andii- -ne"io, thou' fl v"tru;.fc," aad and ice-crushed1-' kails and cordage cat st$il TLca ho caxa'ddwn away, boats and epars cot up for fuel himkix, ana all puSn-r tad caatinsr.- with ia tho tsrrible Arctic -winter, her dacks covered with dead and djicgr tha long lost Diana sailed ia like a ship from the. Deadman's Land. Fifty mea sailed oat of Lerwick ia her oa a bright May morn- his clothes all bloody bat presently h took the lad's limbs, laid them together ia their places, and gave a kick when, pres to I there was tha boy, who got up aid- stood before us. ; "All this." adds the fault of the Postmasters if they had noth- j 7ear- ot tn9 nny came Dac j Teracioas traveler, "astonished ma beyend-' ia, to do.' ; i--- '-- : -'. " 1 oa oerca tae second oi Apru, ian yearj- measure, and I.h- 14 A Saopp 14 J Litzmgar II A Whaxtaa 7 60 liBJLulow 7 00 Cajnbria Borough. 14 John Ryaa 7 00114 J Stibich' 14 John Kurts 7 00J14 Ignat Eohle ' - horetto Borough. 14 V7 Lltrlnger 7 00114 Chas Miller l i'at'k Shields 7 BO 14 Y U Baupp 00 00 7 CO 7J 00 60 14 C AUleber2or7 60 14 O'Friel . 7 14 P Jacobs 7 B0 14 John Bradley 7 60 HPhllHarzog 7 60 ' ' ' " ' Muntier Township. 14 DiJ P Farren 7 0014 Jas O'Brien SummiizKle Borough. 14 W M'Connell 7 0014 Christ Rsloh 14 B Lodwi 7 00I4'Jas M GUlea Ebensburg Borough. 60 00 14 M Levy 7 50 14 Jas O'Donald 7 00 7 60 ales, Sfe&few; :mWis't :&t. : COaaYrO'LAOTS' epistle.: Reflections on he .Election How the Result ; Came Abotd-rliussian America Wealher l wise end Otherwise A Name Wanted The "OJTs" and "Skis" A Coat qf Arms i for lUTrr-State. - Deaxc Eaoi:; Yu Lave heard of the result of the election. -I 1 , . ' i ; ' Beecher and I were both beaten. . Tbero are various ways of accounting for this result. ;; - Oaa is that neither of us got votes enough. , .- - : . ' . . . That is understood. - But why? .. . ; :,- : , f- I'll tell you. It is owing to pur imper fect system of suffrage. -: , If tho ladies had beea allowed to vote," Beecher would havo been ejected, j, . . I believe all the ladies, out of gratitude, would have voted for Beecher. " V j Except, perhaps, the dressmakers, who might have preferred Cuyler. ..... .-'.? If suffrage had been universal, and the ballot-box had been sent over., to Ireland, I should have polled a heavy vote in Coa naught, where tho O'Lanuses 'are affecr tionately remembered. ,', ... ' ; ! . O'Pake, who was . confident that I ought to be elected, engaged an Italian band of two harps and fiddle to serenade me as soon as I was declared elected. : The figures set aide these calculations, The tsrritory would want to become a State, and if its sentiments at ail corres pond with the lattitude, it: would be suffi ciently Northern ia politics ; to insure prompt admission to the Unioa. - . There is a suspicioa that, owing to their very northern situation, the popular ideas of the population might run to an extreme that would out-radical tha Radicals. Their views oa , the, suffrage queEtioa might out-Beecher Beecher. - -: : r. - Suppose, for instance, they insisted on extending tha franchise, not , only to the human population of all the racesf ; ages, the same, yet how different!' ' '. Tea mea, of whom the captain was one, lay stiffened corpses ca the deck j thirt jr five lay helplessly sick, find some dying ; two retained sufficient strength to creep aloft, and the other threa crawled feebly about the deck. ' The ship was boarded by the islanders, and, as they 'climbed over the bulwarks, the man at the ix-heel fell fainting from excitement ; one of the sick died as he lay, his death being an nounced by the fellow occupant of his tioa like that before ia tha had as attackef calpita wmca evercama me once presence cf tho Saltan of India whea ha showed saa smethiag ef" the same kind." v berth febly dead man."- moaning, "Take away the Oa the bridge cf the vessel and sexes, but gits the vote to the" seals "7 1 oay o capuun, as is nao . urn and walruses." " ' ; . ' . ; Jior iour maaisa, wua nine i ais eeaa , Baraum's learned ssal might be i one cf 1 bipmates by hi side, : all 'ceceatly laid the rlrtt Senators sent to Washington.; : ct by th3 wo sooa expsca ; w snare - , . . . -. . their fats. ; - VltMnk. of going eut to the Urrito to wxVxw.cW' but kept them so that when the last man A fellow could retire oa the proceeds of one term. died the fated ship that had been their comiaoa home - should bo their cemmoa tomb. . The Surgeon of the ship worked The amount of mileage of a member of Congress from the North Pole td Wash- !Efiooeff- ' 5 ?T? ' Uithfully to the last, :but cold,-hbngtrr, j A maa could afford to go through a great variety of temperature at this rate. Am Incident or Au Fool's Dat. The following story -is related to es by an eye witness : Oa tha first instance a plain .' ' old fkrmar, whila takieg a stroll around tha market, dropped his plelhorio pocket- - bock oa Seventeenth street, and the waif was sooa surrounded by a cTowd cf fua , loving urchins wateMiig eagerly fer some . , ona to pick it op,' ' ' fcsundry passers-by: stopped to appropriate the treasure, but were deterred by the uprcrioas lac-htsr r of the boys and the shouts of 'April : Fool," which invariably greeted -then, After some time, the old gentleman dis covering Lis loss, returned in search cf his ' treasare, a ad to his infinite surprise-''!- ' covered i$ . lying ca the pavement, sur-1 rounded by the group aforesaid. Eagerlj grasping it, undisturbed by the laughter which greeted him, be opened it,, and ' over' a goodly pua of greenback, ' Blough, Adm'r of Susan -Weaver,; late of 1 and the serenade was postponed.!, Richland township, dee'd The first and final 'accouat of John H. Dou!as, Adm'r of William Douglass, late of Clearfield township, dee'd. The account of Mich'l McGuire and Chaa. McManamy, Adm'rs of the estate of George t-. - .... . r .ii i AtA And the speech I had prepared for The occasion was not delivered, r ' ' ; As I have not been elected to the Con vention I am not responsible for anything it may do. . ; I begin to think that this is aa ungrate- The new territory has not beea named yet, and Secretary Seward ia opea for proposals oa the subject. '"-. Expecting to represent the country offi cially, I also feel interested. ' : ' r. f We would like to have something ori ginal, and expressive. - U ; V :- '- Johnsonia has been suggested, but A. J. is rather played out and the name wouldn't go down. : - U ;.! Being of Eussiaa extraction, a name with a Muscovite Savor would-be appro priate. . .'-.'; ... , . : All liussian names end with en or eku This has divided publie . opinion into two parties, known as. the "of?" and "skis." ' ' . I belong to the ; "akis. My ?friend O'Pake, who belongs, to the same, party, has; suggested the appropriate. 'name of "Corryolanusku" . . v ,' '., "" '.". " ' JJIodesty forbida my expatiating oa the euphony and elegance of this name. . "Grodjinski" sounds well, but bis In dians don't belong to the Esquimaux tribe. -: " : - : - " -'-"-l scurvy aau uy.Barjr w AW pronoacccd U iftI1 1," and declaring uo V . V - " 1 that ha had no icfca tha neonla la , Hih The account of John E. Lease, Adm'r of J ful country, and that genius is not appre- 00 00 1IF. RoberU 10 00 it VS Barker 10 00 14 Geo Huntley 7 00 14 Jas Murray If Lemoa 7 00 14 O G Owens 7 00 U J M Thomp son 10 00 IS A A Barker 10 00 14 K E Evans 7 00 U Mrs Doyle fy Mia Rush 7.00 CarroU Township, s iib ar uop- pie 7 00 Wunort Borough. 14 Mrs Todd fy Tibbett 7 C0 14 Lloyd If Mulr lin 7 00 15 R U Tudor 10 00 14 Mills If Davis 7 00 14 R R Thomas 7 00 14 CT Roberts 7 00 14 Geo Garley 7 00 14 Shoemaker Co 7 60 14 Thos Adams 7 00 A Beraham 7 601 It And VxiUpn t rm! , HjnoM,Colgaa7 00 I 14 W R Hchea 7 00 14 John Shroth 7 00 14 L Cassidy 7 00 14 Kephart $ Co 7 00 14 Jos Horner 7 CO Crcyle Township. ; U Wtn Murray 7 00jl4 G B Wike 7 00 ?MJ Rourn 7 0014 J M Cooper 7 60 the Estate of Susannah Ream, dee'd. The first and partial account of George J. I Rodgers and William Kittell, Ex'rs of Jane Wherry, late of Ebensburg. dee'd. : - ui;iitiiM, itgister. Register's Office, Ebensburg, May 9, '67.-4t. CAitBRIA COUNTY, SS The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania to the Sheriff of said County. Greeting t We com mand you that you attach William J.Burk, late of your county, by all and singular "his goods and chattels, lands and tenements, in whose hands or possession soever the' same may be, so that he be and appear before our Court of Common Pleas, to be holden at Eb enaburg, in and for the said county, on the first Monday of J une next, there to answer Louisa Keepers of a plea of debt ; and, also, that you summon ' , that T-r be and appear before our Court oa the said first Monday of June next, to answer what 6hall be ejected against him, and abide the judgment of the Court therein. And have you then and there this writ. Witness the Honorable George Taylor, President Judge of onr said Court, at Ebens burg, tho twenty-seventh day cf .11 arch, in the year of our Lord.one thousand eight hun dred and eixty-sven. GEO. O. K. ZAHM. Prothonotary. Ebensburg, May 9, 1837,-St. "OOBEET K. JONES. - -JjL& Ebensburg, Cambria co., Pa i Dealer in Lumber. The highest prices, in Ca.a.paid for CHERRY," F0PLAR,A-y sad L1KD LUMBSX ' dated here All my efforts to serve the public have been unavailing. .'' '. " ', . I have some thoughts' of leaving Brook lyn and going where talent is recognized. The purchase of Rpssian America opens anew field of enterprise, : A splended field for ice companies and skating-pond proprietors. ' --' : - Tha climate they say is pleasant after you get used to it. : ' There are none of the sudden changes of temperature you experience here. It freezes steady the year round. ' It never rains there ; snow is tha near est approach to it they ever experience. Winter usually sets ia about the first of November, and lasts till the middla of next November. 1 ' ;vj. ? -i ' .'., They have a short summer about the first cf August.' '. - ' ''-'-' :'v-.' Which lasts about twenty minutes. I The people avail themselves of the op portnairy to lay ia their winter supplies. The population ia cf a mixed descent, like that of the Eastern States. . - , '.- The principal rases are -Exquimaux, Seals, Russians, Bears and Walruses. The chief productions of the country are ice, furs, ice, aurora borealisas, ice, whales, icebergs, whale-oil, and ice. The ice crop is tbs largest ia the Usi ted States. - : ; . him. first victimj and died blessing bis men. Then the others fell, one by one, until the ship was tenanted only by the dead and dying. "One night more, at sea would have left the Diana a floating coffin. Not one cf the fifty would havo lived to tell the ghastly tale, . 1 ' "1 in 11 1 1 ' 1 ; Points or Honob. -Col. Montgomery was shot ia a duel about tl dog; CcL Ram say ia one about a recruit; Sterna's father in one about a goose; and another gentle man ia one about aa "acre of archovies;" one ofiicer was challenged for merely ask ing his opponent to enjoy tho second gob let j and another was compelled to fight about a pinch of sauST; General Harry was challenged .by a Captaia Smith for de clining wine at a dinner ca a steamboat, although the General had pleaded as an excuse that wine invariably made him sick; and lieutenant Cowther lost bis life in s duel because he was refused admit tance to a club of pigeon shooters. Ia 1777 a duel occurred in New York city between lieutenant Featherstonhouzb, cf tha Keventv-ninth. and .Cantaia McPher "Highlandry ski" would be very appro- BOn of Forty-second British regiment, pnate. Jin regard to the manner cf eating an ear This name was suggested by a report f onn rnntsndir that the eatics that Joe lieeve was geing out to tue tern- wag froin the cob, the other that the graia tory to try and induce tua Esquimaux 10 skouId be cut off from the cob before eat- adopt the paid fire department system. -lR Tjeutenant Featherstonhough lost i-ne "o&j" cave a great- many names. h-a firm ,uB hfln from hit antajronisfs .m. .. w. r- - 1" " a . . .. . -jjamiongwayou is i.kuaian, peculiar, nictol fibatterin? . tha 1 mb dreadfuilv. as . B WZB W W and expressive, ' . I much so, that it had to be amputated, 'li.versoraroS" is not So empnatic . Graham. Maior Noah's assistant editor ia . T . - 1 ! iL I " . jumpingou is not oaa xor me ex tremity of creation, The subject of names opens a wide field for discussion, and I will leave it to Con gress,, who is paid to attend to such busi ness. I have, however, devised a coat of m - - . w . arms for the new State : .mm mond were so nonest, , went on hu way rejoicing, leaving the urchins to cast won dering glances at each other and endeav oring to discover where tha -laugh came in.-12ichm0hd HZiquircri D .: ; Spict. There was. a knot of ervcap tains in a store at Ilonclda, the keeper of which had just bought. a barrel.'of black pepper.. Old Csptain ; cf Salam, ' came m, and seeing the pepper, took cp a handfulofit. .. "What do you buy such stuff as that for t" said be to tho 'storekeeper j it'e- half peas." -: .' , " ' . "i'eas !" replied the storekeeper ; ,'thera 11a t a pea ia it. : Taking np a handful as he epoke ke appealed to tha companj. They ail looked at it, and plunged their hands into tke barrel, and bit a kcrsel or so, and thea gave it as their universal opinion that there wasn't a pea ia it : "I tell you there is,! said the old eapv tain, egaia scooping up a handful j "ltd Til bet a dollar oa it." : f : , The old Boston argument all over th world. They took bim cp. : . . . ? , "Well," aid ha, "spell that," pointic to the word f'P-e-p-p-e-r," painted on the JB . a s ft" 0 . m . 9d 's side ot me barrel, "ii 11 wa t can. p thea I'm no judge, that's alL" f The bet was paid. r . . ' . the National Advocate, lost his life ia 1827, at the duelling ground, Hobokea, with Bartoa, the soa-ia-law of L,dward Liv ingston, in a simple dispute about "what was trumps" ia a game of cards t A Londosi corref poadeni writes that m . ' . . . . A one ci taa main aiiracuons ai vovem An iceberg illuminated with the rays of 1 Gardaa Theatre is the donkey ia "AH tha aarcra berealis, , a walrus rampant, Baba and the Forty' Thisves." Fcr a Rnd the . universal xankee seated on a 1 ctEe conker the animal is really xairacu- barrel cf whale oil. whittling the north 1 pole with a jack-knife. Motto : sJtat justiiia'ruat teal-umT- 'Let justice be done to the seals." , ts Yours, on ica, ' . Coset O'Laxus. ; Brooklyn Eagle. "TT By the acqsisitioa of Russian Amsr ria tha TTnitp.d Statea ' fhv? has -been' ad vanced to within thirty-six miles of Asia, and the srea of the republic increased trom 2,925,103 square milos to about 3,350,-1 way to the Empire city, and no 15 COO. "'"' ' ; '.v .: "- cine agents will be very badly sold, lous. .' It is compof ed of two small boys ; but its chief charm is its tail, which works with a string. That consey and erpe cially that tail has set all tha American theatrical agents perfectly crazy. Every one cf them must have a dsakay to Uka to I18W Xcrk, and every oaa religiously believes that he is the only egcat'who has ara now on their gad no 153 than thought cf the donkey.';, The cosisquecce is that no iesa tha Eine donkeys of tha Covexit Garden nodal A Chilt's PaavER. One of the most estimable of mea soma years ago died aad left a wife asd Esvsral children. ' Amocg the latter was a boy of eight or ten years, who was the very personification cf mis chief His mother, finding sha could cot control him, put him in charge of a rever end gentleman of the neighborhood, who; mada it a ruia whenever the boy ccmsit ted a fault which required correct lea tar give Lici a tasta of the rod, aud thea tsak him gst ca his knees acd aik God - to for give tha sin committed and tlacs hii cor rector. Tha boy proved to t too much for the reverend to manage. lie wa3 thea pLxcod in chargs cf a very excellent lady, who waa dlstirguished for a Icrg aad pclnled nosa. Shortly after sha took him in ch:irga she "was cLIijcd to give him fioggicg. -; As sooa as it was 'through, she was surpriied ta :see-bim drop'' ea hi' kaee3,:ar:d perhapa mors surp rl,.J to hear bim pray to be forgiven for ?Lat ha had djn and "U.:j Lira. ( J, , :ttJ lengthen out her days as louj c Lsr ttzis, only aot naite so sharp l" " '' :-- - I 1 I l layer (I f "evcnlp; t- - i-hich -tin 1 iica eve havo f f. 3edr c(T cctators, cngo con - 3 .wera Charles : 'libit his ; Tho r ' and acti of their ' he lions ; mctable. ! all confid 1 1, enter I 3.in to 1 . All p; . i length i ion?- r.ra s liitestru t i whip. . ring nnc with hi! ild a cs t back u I of horrt I of sjcc I ; many I Ishmcnt t: nances 0 t ihera rus f inly hop I n tame !.! awaltei y await r tho in J aws up j I and . re l ' terrible "erocious 1 jwas cv I ost of 1 I ie oftl I bned for f nn iro I I the lion I iimr.l wr "l Id. 'In -4 ed his fo f ats of th i blows i rremac X of bcrv . would x I ich an ; J disp .ngcrou: f f but he " "al to ; I ired, tl I ih ina i ng the b i ilmost 1 the obv' e:ded w! iickilyt ""!-esses h .'only , c tiled the li their ; r (reding i !ng the 1 4 3rn.. 11 i A till th a f?cnou VTiite t contemj: "ter leav to tho N i 3w lies t , 3 under t j ;. 3 redu . i to. rest; 2 : sound "iter w "readfu! claw3 1 is cf id ha 3 lain it i I lehrat , by ; 1 sole nted t no. ; 1 ..1 pro i hattali aiatcly c '3, and : ot-v tl -nan to i euro w .1 m ? ays : I vabel rocl; tho I in tht 1 bob i I ?earar. f - in -, -1 1 fi 1 It