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Jos rsiSTiso. ; r - We have made arrangements by which ws-eando or have done all kinds nf plain and fancy Job ranting, such as Books, rampHlets, Show Cards, Bill and Lettei Heads, Ilaadbills, Circulars, &c, in the best tyle of the art and at the most moderate, prices. Also, all "kind of Haling. 'Blank cocks, Book Binding:, &c, executed to order as food as the best and as cheap as the efctapeat. R. L. JOHNSTON, Editor. II. A. McPIKE, Pullishmr. ATTENTION L ATTENTION ! The subscriber offers at PrtTSte Sale. en revocable terms, the FAKM on whfttrf be uow readers, situated 2J miles north of Wiltooro borough, ia Washington township, Cambria coujty. Pa., containing 140 Acres, 50 Acres of which are in a high fetate of cul tivation and under good fence The balance 1 well timbered. The property is conveni eot to market, churches, school houses, etc., and has two DWELLING HOUSES and a IT'wd BARN thoreon erected. There are two Orchards of choice fruit, never-failing springs of good water convenient to the houses, and water la every field on the farm. A 3Iill wat luferlor to rone ia the county is to be had on a stmng ftream flowing through the yromiaes. For farther Information apply on Us premises or address " ' 7 TKRENCE M'ENRUE, March 7, 1867.-tf. r : Wilmore, Pa. ' TIISSOLUTION of PARTNER. ,-r SHIP. -The paitnership- heretofore Hating between the undersigned, urir the name and style of Cole & Bartarich, ia ths sanufacture of Lumber, Is this day disfiolved ty tontual consent. JOSKPH COLE, ; FRANCIS J. BARBARICn. Carrolltown, llarch 27, 18G7. : The busiuer s will hereafter be conducted ty Messrs. Barbarich, McAleer &' Ilaag, nder the name and Etyle of' Ct. BARBARICH & CO. ' PRIVATE SALE OF REAL ES- A TATE. The subscriber offers at Pri ests Sale all his Real Estate, situatd in Clearfield township, Carnbru county, adjoin ing lands cf Lewis Burgoon, John Nagle, sod others, containing 112 ACRES, having thereon erected a SAW J1ILL and GRIST MILL. Also, a piece of LAND adjoining the village of St. Augustine, containing about 40 ACRES. For particulars apply to tho undersigned, residing on the first above mentioned premises. VM. BRAND. ' Clearfield Tp March 21, 18S7.-la. - "HOUSE AND LOT AT PRI A V ATT? VATE SALE. The House and Lot wned and formerly occupied by E. D. a nn situated in West Ward, Ebensburg rongh. is cfTered at Private Sale. This Propeity is very desirable for a private res . Jcence, having oa the premises good out Biildings, and a well cf excellent water very lavement. For terms, etc., apply to W. II. SECIILER. Att'y at Law. gbsnsbarg, March 1 j. lES7.-tf. pUllTiiin - lias no superior 1 I I in Cut Wl-7-U. m a bp itm s 1 r , . t . fiae used it. and it ia rvedicted tkat it xcVA 3 JJ &. I V wpersede all other Certain Fixtt ires now ia Por sale by GIO. nUNILEY. pOOKING, PAELOR AND HEAT INQ STOVES, at Cat. for Cash, from w until the t of May, at Feb. ?S, q Z0. n UNTLEI 'S, Alne in the dreary, pitiless street, With my torn old dress and bro cold feet, All day I've wandered to and fro, Hungry and shivering, and nowhere to rc ; Iho night's coining on iu darkness and ' dread, And the chill Eleet beating . upon my bare bead : ; - : Oh ! why does the wind blow upon me so . wiiJ7 Is xt because I'm nobody's child 7 Just over the way there's a flood of light, And waimth and beauty, and all things bright; ... o Beautiful children, in robes so fair, ' . - Ara caroling songs ia rapture there. I wonder if they, in their blissful glee, i Would pity a poor little beggar like me, Wandering alone in the merciless Btreet, Naked and shivering, and nothing toj eat? Oh! what ehall I do when the night comes down ; . Ta its terrible. blackness all over the town? Shall I lay tae dowa 'ceath the angry sky. On the cold hard pavement alone to die 1. When the beautiful children their ; prayers have said, f, ... ; And mammas hare tucked them up snugly j i; in bed ; ' ' " ' 1 ; No dear mother ever upon me smiled ; Why is it, I wonder? I'm nobody' child! No Father, no mother) no sister, cot one X Ia all the world loves ma;" e'ea the little --- dogs run ' "'. When I wandar too near them ; tis won- drous to see ; ' jz. II ow everything shrinks from a, beggar like me! . " - : ; ' Vv ; )-. , Perhaps 'tis a dream ; but sometimes, wben - I He t f I Gating far up in the dark blue sky, t V Watching for hours, some large, brisht star. I fancy ths beautiful gates are ajaf,; And a brut tT wTllfA narn1oa iV'-rrm voun iiuncriug u or me wiia guaea wings; A had that is strAnsely soft and fair a . : . i -ii . A caresses gently my Ungled hair, ' And a voice like the carol of scmo wild b;rd , ,.. .- . The sweetest Toice that ?rer was heard Calls m many a dear pet came, i j Till my heart and spirit are all aflame, " And tells me of such unbounded love. And bids ma come up to their home above; And then, with such pitiful, sad surprise. They kek at me with their, soft, sweet, blue eyes, i 1 "'U i ' - ' And it seems to me, out of the dreary night, I am going up to that world of light. And away from the hunger and storm so . wild; . ' - , ,. --. 1 : I am sure I shall then, be somebody's child. UERQE3 OF THE LCCOEIOTIYE, Tbe Jndrperideni contains some interest ing sketches of the engineers on our rail roads. We quote from it a few instances of personal fidelity and bravery ;. . i JL A few years. S30 my friend Osborne, who has driven the locomoiive for the mail train on tho Morris and Essex Rail road for twenty years at least, with fault less- faithfulness, '"wai once delayed bv snow on-the track for several hours, but received explicit orders from the superin tendent not that splendid officer who lias lately resigned his office on the road to go ahead," for the road was clear, no other train was on the track. After sat isfying himself that he had not misunder stood the order he 'left the summit "ona steep down grade, and in round'iDg a sharp curve came on a train that was ascending the ame grade under foil head of steam. Ia "'an instant he - wliistled down he brakes-and reversed his engine.: The noble thing, under such a tremendous strain, as if fully aware of the danger, obeyed and threw itself back to avert the danger. ' 1 ' Meanwhile the other engineer had done the sams thir with his locomotive, but it was possible only to modify the shock. Together, rushed these two panting, and reluctant giants, their joint weight?, not less than sixty tens., with the gathered momentum of their following trains. They rose like two furious .animals in fight, standing on end ; and in a trice the two splendid machines were a wreck. The cars beLind tbea were alio bxdly crushed. Oibcrne did not leap from hi3 engine, but, never moving bi3 bands from " the levers which controlled it, he stood as resdute as a rock t his post until , the came, and then, quick as thou: adjusled his valves to allow the steam-to e-crpo without tm explosion. ' . Our war cm furr." 'i r.o c':::rcr procf of tho finest . At the crossing of the Jlerrts andfEsfax Kr'Iway and tba Qrzvz'-t turnpike mv bs &isn a ilgt.-.i -;a;i c;:-2 i ; ; tL? cti lott in ths wreck I fcava ja&t described Htl lz had 0?lorr.cs nerve to face d.n- ger, La wc :.l5o unhurt, issued the Poor fellow ! thi raaa .to presumptuous b!ankr that dsv tried to ENSBURG, PA.,' THURSDAY, APRIL 38, buy him o DfT frora prosacutin; the company J sum of one hundred dollars, txi for the s orr which poor "Bcb's" wife met with this query : "2Ir. , would you sell 023 of your legs for a hundred dollars!" During the war an incident occurred on the Pennsylvania Central, which was: re taiea 10 me or en eye-witness, fliy in formant was with a -regiment of soldiers going from Pittsburgh to Harrisburg in a special train. Between Johnstown and the summit they were delayed by a freight train off the track, or a part of its cars on. . inis they learned at one oi- the sta tions : and remained there until- they should be informed that the, track was clear. It was in the night, and most of the thousand men on the train were asleep, unconscious of their danger. V Four heavi ly loaded coal cars belonging to ther train ahead bad. by accident, become detached, and began the descent of the heavy grade at a speed which soon .became ' terrible. The engineer of the special train heard the roar of the descending cars, and surmised what was the matter. . In an .instant . he ordered his engiqe to be; detached .from the train,' and put on steam to meet the runaway cars if possible to' break their force and save his train. - ' r '""- - His locomotive was a large freight, and he had moved' several . rods ahead when the coal cars struck him, like a thunder bolt, and crushed his engine .back, on the train ; but fcii heroic courage . had Saved many lives. His engine was utterly de molished, many of his cars were also crushed r but eo had he broken the force cjthe shock that no lives were lost..' , The man's name was Story, and his 'grateful beneficiaries presented, him soma elegant silver-plate, with, the: deed itself, and their names engraved oa them h When; asked why he did no abandon" his train ha re plied, 'Quick s lightning, I thought I' id better die than to have those runaway fC&rs cut dean; through my -train,- destroy- 1 lag nanoreaj v: . it was a Heroic answer. -; , Iet me relate ona more incident in the same Una, - That part of the Marietta and Cincinnati it&ilroad between Athens nd the Ohi a river wal formerly made famous by the number cf its long and high trestle bridges. . With few exceptions, these, are now filled up,, and ths road isr-beccming one Cf the besti: At one. time the' com pany1 were in great straits j and' many J of .their "employees were unpaid. Some of the men were: desperated and; as ! the fact proved, dangerous: On a certain. evening a train iwaa approaching !one of thesa high. trestle bridges. v It, was. known ! that- the du ectOTS of the . road , were aboard,' and some villain had determined to throw the whole train fronrthat bridgar" ' ,T ' ;The engineer, letting his train move. Jat the ordinary speedy' suddenly discovered that a rail . hia,d, , been displaced on . the bridge, f He seemed to know instinctively that the momentum was too great to save the tvholo train; and he signalled the brakes down and reversed his engine, ' to stqp. if possible, the cars before reaching the chasm. Then opening the throttle valve, his engine sprang forward o vio lently as to break the connection with the traio, and dashed to the awful leap. x;The bold man, as this was going on, ran out of his window on the engine 'and -opened the escape valve. " ,' ' ." " ' ' , ' " ,. Whilst standing there the engine -went over with him, and,, marvelous, to relate, he, falling under the huge weight, was preserved from being crashed by the- en- g!U5 bell at his side ::The train,for the rescue of which" he bad exhibited such in credible pluck, stopped jcrst sooh enough to escape' the horrible leap kfter .,the7Cn gine. . This bold man's .riame I have not heard ; but he recovered from his wounds, and is still aa honored employee of - the company. - r y-n'i.jr: -. .'..7 The Blessings : op LABoiL--Those who work hard seldem yield themselves entirely op to fancied or' real1 sorrow. W hen grief sits down, folds its hands and feeds upon its tears, weaving a dim shad ow 'that a little exertion might sweep away into a funeral pall, the strong spirit is shorn of its might, and sorrow becomes otr master. . Vfcen. , troubles flow upon you, aark and heavy, foil on ;wifh the wave wrestle - not with ' the torrent rather seek by occupation to divert the c.irk waters that threaten to overwhelm you in a thousand channels, which . the duties of Ufa present. Before you dream of it, . thesa waters will fertilize. the pres ent, t.zd give birth to fresh flowers, that they tr.37 brighten. the future- flowers in ths thai will become puro and holy, sunshba that ' penetrates to the path cl duty. Grief, after -all, is but a eL.-:h h is he who yields ta .3 inaa;gcnc cf aay fission DJ tO is iciiow p.; n.. .- ,- VfvzzzT is now made from coal smoke ia Enlisd. 2 cries lived in an obscure town in husett3, , an old Indian. . -woman. Sonehow or other the old wocaa had ao- cumn,ed quite a desirabla Utth property. Yet t La was an Indian,) and wa3 treated with cool contempt by. r her neighbors. She had no seat at the. social circle, re ceived no attention from those around, occupied a back pew, ia the church, and down toward the grave she traveled, with out friend or. comforter, " , '.? V -Old Nance had but one relative living that "she knew of, and he was a wil d grace less son. . He" was the terror of the vil lage, and spent his time ia anytking'but a respectable way ' At last the vagabond so . worried the . forbearance of his . old mother, that,' in a hasty, moment," she de termined to disinherit him. and leave her -money to the church.'- ' -; - ' Accordingly she-started for the house of onaTicacoa Sumner, and made a clean breast cf her troubles, and acquainted him with Lsr - determination. ; The deacon grew from a cool to a very amiable mood, J as sue proceeded, and at the end, became profuse in his expressions of gratitode.- ? The will, through ' the "agency of the deacon' was drawn, but the old woman, teeitng little comDunction. had a claiiea inserted, which should make i'T6idnro-' vided:-the'; aon1 would'' totally -reform his hahitsv Secrecy was enjoined 'upon the ! deacon who said nothing about lt,'except to two tr- three friends, who, - of course spread it all over the village in the space 4f one .-day.'- &-St ,vv ? ;rs. But the change wrought in the situation of. old 2'aace'waa miraculous.? .'Sucii a good old .woman I?; -The, nice bita from the best tables. . began to journey,-under jjeat-napTms, to her humble- abod3. i Oa a ramy Sabbath, a carriage took her up at'Lser.-jfcojv: and carried her to church. pew, near tue rpcaier, and near the stove. Her praise was in everybody's mouth, and her tottering, forra ; commaoded .-respect everywhere. -But she thriyed-rematf-kihjy- under this treatment, and lived, and lived, and livedo ; Jraitha-jaeanflme the s son. was looked , upos. with more, than; usual dis trust, and the , poor, widowf was deeply commiserated in his disgraceful eoursa. Years passed avray,-B2d the kind atten tion of friends were, tUi continued to the widow, when, at last, old Nance slept the sleep, that knows no, waking. Alarge funeral, ,one of the largest the little village bad ever seen, attended her' to the grave in the quiet churchyard, ;There f were tears, shed over her bier, and benisons Ijreathea upon her memory,- fi.' i t ,- ,r. - s - The funeral was past, the deacon, the Squire," and a number of village notables were gathered in her dwelling, and in one corner of the room sat the sad and taci turn"son. '""'. '" "". '.' , " I ; :"Sq'uire,rsaid the Deacon, "I believe there is a will' ' , ' ' :;;res, there' is ;wiiL';-f. .fv;! " "V'Will you" hav the goodness to read ur- ; ; The will was produced.'; 'AH 'were silent.. The will was. read, in which all the widow's property Was bequeathed to the " churcbi -Blany an ye sought the face of ' tho prodigal son, but saw 110 change in his Etolid features. i ' ''When the reading was finished, the son arose, and drawing a piece of paper1 from his pocket, inquired the date of th'a"t ar wni!"-; " J-; ; V The date Was stated,' and handing the Squire his paper, the portionless asked him to read it"-4.1 i '-"-- --; ' --"--' Alas ! it -wa3 a ' will one day 'younger than the other. -h. The fond mother," irt her weakness, he J told the son what she had done, and- he managed to have a will -drawn twenty-four hourl after the pre viou3 one, in which he was the sole legatee. The assembled wisdom and disinterest edness of the Village -went hoina "thinking, and the son had the1 pleasant' satisfaction of knowing that his mother's last days were her best days. 7 Reader, this is not fiction. It :1s' but an instance of the weakness of our common natures, which, ia similar developments come before us with humiliating frequency, alike ia the lowest and highest wa!k3 of life. That it pays to advertisa is a fact that is pretty well established.: George II. West, editor of the Brandon (Wis.) Times, gives his opinion in thz3 wise : "Does it pay to advertise ?' Our experience teaches us that it docs. A few cays spo , wa advertised for a boy to learn the printer's trade. "Imagine our surprise (!) on T.loa di.y ciorntng, on f!nchr zX our domicile an sppHcant weighirg yik eight pounds an! a" half.', 'We would not guarantee - to all such returns by patronizing 'the printer, but this is one instance where it wa a success. 1867. About twenty years ego, whan Frank lin Pierce and the present Senator Clark stood at ths head cf tha UinsLorough bar, inNew. Hampshire, there was upon "the docket a celebrated suit calk J ths Horse Case." This action was brought by Smuh and Jones, livery-stable keepers, -against one White, to recover ths value of a pair of horses alleged to have, been hilled by the defendant while" convening, an insane man to the asylum at Concord.: There'" was plenty of proof that the horses died soon after their arrival there ; but the de fendant took the ground that they died of disease and ' not from' being overheated,' and that a sufficient time had been allowed them to travel that distance with ease. Then it -became necessarv to shnw tho jury the time of starting and the time of 1 w . arrival, t iuany citizens were brought for ward, among them a tall, bony, slab-sided, lanky, sleepy-looking fellow, who cSciated as hostler at the stable I give you the substance of the concluding portion of the examination : fr, : - , .. s r What time, sir, did I understand you to say it was when tho horses were driven up to tho stable?" "Just as 1 was goin to dinner." Wbat time was it when you went ta dinner the day before by the clock V " i ;jnsi twelve," - . , '"To'a minute, sirt" ! . . . . . C . .- .."Yes, sir.?:;,; V::,r.r,;r ; 'What time, was it when tou went in dinner that day by the clock T" Just twelve. - - - r "To a minute ?,f :" -' ;-'"'K- ' n' 1 "Yes,' Bif.J.- 'J; r "; ; ' What time did vou no to 'dinner the' day before 'that by ths clock VK At twelve." s --1 ;--v-. : "To a minute, sir !" : " m.. '..-.-' j "Yesy sir.." ---;','' ' ' -a t-'-; "And what time did you go to dinner a week previous bv tho clock V i . . . ., - . 44 A , IntattfA - - - To a minute, sir t" ' ;' ' fi"Yes.sir." .. . , -r;T r ' a ' 1 ; "Now, sir, will you be good enough to tell the jury what time you went to din ner three moaths before the last data by the clock r ' - l'l "-!i v: "At twelve?" t-r-K--! , - ' TdstainnU; sirf r - ' : ; - ' '"Yes,.sir.'M i,i:i v-.,-r;-j L--:,;i:,' u lt , ., "That, is sir' replied the 'counsel with a gleam of satisfaction, on .his ; face arid a glance at the jury as much as to ay, uThat man has settled his testimony, gentlemen." And'sb we all .thought -till, just as he was leaving the stand, W turned to Ms questioner with a curious, comical, expression on his"face, and drawled out, 'That 'ere clod: was out o' kilter, and has stopped at twelve for ? the last six -.months.": There was a 'general roar in the gallery wbere l sat. Mr.-Clark sat down and I noticed r that the judge had to " use his handkerchief jurt then. V V. - ;- ' - - - - - a t " i ' i -" - ' . j A Tale of -Teruible ;0crFiViNa.-5-The, Kansas City Jom-naLof Commerce of March 3 1 st, says 1 Yesterday, a man ' came : into our: olScs who had passed through an ordeal of the elements," arid of savage men,' hardly -'credible5 in this day of.; comfort and civilization. He- had started from San Francisco on horse-back, but upon reaching Sonora, was attacked by hostile. Apaches, and his horse taken and himself only escaping with life, after a fearful chase of a day's duration. He then ' on 1 foot,' .began his awful march to the -eastward, suffering in', the terrible cold of the mountains without shelter "or fire jr hiding , f oia the Indians here and there, and again : passing on.: At Fort Dodge, he found ? the garrison surrounded by 800 lodges of Indians on the war path. Coming still further east, ha was overtaken by a terrible storm often days duratioo, a wa'ron train was thus preserved once more. .However in that tram he saw the fearful sight of ninety mules and horses frozen and the still more dreadful freezing of men and women .anions the emrants. At last after a volume cf suircring this man had reached the settleraents. after a journey of 1,800 miles, alone and on foot. lie toia ms taie in a plain and truthful manner, and we have no boubt his storv is perfectly reliable. :-- I ;; -.-t - Sc-ML-rniNO Nev. John B. Richsrds, of Blount Joy, assignor to' self and A. L. Meaner, 'has obtained letters patent for a very ingenious Time-lock, for bank vault., safes, etc.; This -lock is t-a -arrargs" that when the door is closed for ths day, th-3 lock can be set for any number of hears, say until nice o'clock next miming, in which ca$3- no person can epe-a tha door by any means until that hour, arrive?, whe-a it is readily c-psnci without a hey, simply by taming a knob, which works two or four bolts out cf place by tern lrg.it.-' NUMBER 12". Tio Lzz Hsa in ... .- s m .. . 5. We- have seen m any -' ill -c z rr. tlo s of misery many that would move the hard est heart to pity bet nothipj can be more touching to "an observer1, nothing better dgfees misery,, than a csa b a b-rc?r shop, with a dozen -or so ahead cf Lim waiting -to be shaved.'-. It i3 impossi'bla for any one who has never experienced it, to know how much' nerve 'ia required to pa?s successfully through this ordeal. Dif ferent nature?, of course, experience dif ferent -degrees of misery as they waic. "The poor but virtuous young man, strug gling with a moustache," fjhe fading hu ot which has brought him 'again 'to "the ' tonsorial artist, having an engagement with "Susan"who has told him, "any thing but feller as isn't on time"-Cici probably be put down us the subject ' of most abject wretchedness and despair, us he enters and looks around upon Wea mt: eraJles" who are ahead of him, the last cf whom mingles with his missry a grirs, satisfaction that some one comes after hi: :. The young man would ruber dye " i : once than ba subjected to the suspense 1 2 must endure. ' Talk of ambition off Vm;t as she beckons from afair to the midniclu porer over volumes filled ; with learntn and wisdom, or to the warrior as he cy,s his way with his sword and wsJ hrA. '" seas of'blocd to he? shinin? oal ! " scholar's ambition fades tni inS,. cance, ;and the soldiers dream cf glerr vanishes before the mighty .yearnVvg - Jf the last man iu the barber shop, waith-g for his turn.' No goal but the cushioned chair does ho see, "so near and yet so fur There is music to him in the barber's low next," as, it lessens the distance bs- iween nim ana bis ambition's goal ; rii when it finally apneals to him. ,h v- rittnees a joy that the hon;ed words cf V5i teryfail to brinsr to h:m wh i ; - fime. ' 1 Znfrce-the' JLiine' law,- pruhil; tilting hoopsw make drv street r'mm &c, &c. and we will submit, but "deirvs- us, gooa Lord." trom being the last esq in a barber shop.' '.""". " ;.' Completelt old. A the CItrcLcIJa train was on its downward trip, to' Mo bile, on the first of April, an incident oc curred that x-aused no little amusement lj the passengers. , As .he: train'" was "ap proaching" Eight Miie S'titton, a lady quits elegantly attired, with a lovely boq-jet of wild flowers in her hand, and face con cealed from .view by a handsome, veil,-, was discovered standing oa the platform ' Tt.2 irain was oraerea to stop, of cour?e, take in - the fair ' passenger- and step it did. -The gallant conductor irnmedhv.civ jumped out upon the platform, and ct'dl put, as usual, "All aboard 1". at' t! same time raising his hat and politely cx- -tending his hand to help the Jady aboard. She, however, did not reeognizj hi gal lantry, but stood dumb &r.d motionieas'as tl statute. The astonished conductor ad vanced, involuntarily raised the veilj whix lo! instead of a face, of female fle?h"i:nd beauty, the word, April fool," inilli oa a black-"light-wood chunk," Li astonished vision. He started bsc! , gava the signal to be off, with an unusualio hnce, jumped aboard, exclaiming tu tha iniiuceiii engineer in a fonnnnn? iiWhn- (1,. :,..t ;e - here!. ; .. ... .. ; ' :it,- ---- - i - M i, Orucix of TH52 ExrnKsa IZveii'zs - We find the' following paragraph in . o of our exchanges : - - . "A monument, -costbg $18,CC0 bx.4-just-been erected at Mount Auburn CeLie try, in honor of the lata W ra. F. nr-i-den, founder of the express buslnCFS 1:1 thz 'tJnited States." Harnden was a V).- it? a Boston house, -tv hen his health Yxca to fail and 'he ' consuked a' physic:. whom he was assured that the oah-xLLc he had for prolonging his lid wr.s ih.-.gs of employment, lie nun quit hii scCa-' tary hfb and travel; His means" hr" linite-?, at the suggestion cf frUil .be began ta travel between-Boston ard 2nw - York, taking charge of small, parcclsj'd transacting any business entrusted to rsuii. Thus slarted the express business.' Unro-. cen died young, bat lived to see vHara den's Express" extend over" tha cat:r country, with a European branchy left his widow rich, and 'after hl -i;h sha sold her interest in - the exprcr- -dr eiOO.COO. Thus by the failing l.cj.r'icf sn obscure, clerk, W23 ' originated ul - bp. a wfn!'-.-!- tas wrought an tm rtcat ravclJtioi. it the ccmnicrciil world. tho olhe sn-iokir f-:?-3 pccket wita a packs-scf pD. d,r. H-3 was seen, shortly after, ukhg agD-od deal surprised, .and inquiring ncr his coaf-tall, atri a Iar- jsieceof hiji4.-! ttloocs. ' f " 11 n