Over Half-Century. Humphreys' Specifics Imve been vised by the people with satisfaction for n.:>re thon BO years. Medical Book sent free. Wo. Fon Prlo. 1 Ki'vrr*. Gotigestton*. Inflammations 23 % Worm*. Worm F»'»rr.orWorm DboaM' .'2ft 3 Colic. Crying auil Wakefulness of Infants 2A 4 IMarrbea, of Children and Adults 25 7 Couth**. Colds, Hronehltls 2ft U Toothaclie, Faceaehe, Neuralgia 2ft • Headache. Kick Headache, Vertigo 25 10 Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Weak Stomach 2ft 13 (-roup, Hoarso Cough, Laryngitis 25 14 Halt It Ileum. Eruptions, Erysipelas 25 15 Kheumutism, or Rheumatic Palm 4ft 16 Fever and Ague, Malaria 25 17 Piles, Blind or Bleeding, External, Internal 25 19 Ca tarrli. Influenza, Cold in Tie ad 25 90 \\ lumping rough, Spasmodic Cough 95 21 A«thma. Oppressed, Difficult Breathing '25 27 Kidney Disease, Gravel, Calculi 25 2N Nervous Debility. Vital Weakness 1.00 30 Urinary I iieontinenee, Wetting Bed 25 34 hore Throat, Quinsy and Diphtheria -25 77 Crip, Hay Fever and Summer Colds 25 Sold l«y druggists, or sent on receipt of price. HUMPHREYS' HOMEO. MEDICINE CO.. Cornet William and Ann Streets, Mew T'ork. A FREE TRIAL PACKAGE HerbT« /fw >vrje will be sent to anyone who will write Park's Royal Med. Co., Le Roy, N.Y. This old established preparation has achieved a large sale on account of its DR. PARK great merit in all cases of Ccnstlpa* • Famous lion, Biliousness, Sick Head- German ache* Nervousness, Kidney and Physician Liver Trouble. Only 25 Cents/ A CUP I I NIGHT! MOVES THE BOWELS !N THE MORNING J| Pure Water! DRINK Sizerville Mineral Water Clean, Pure and Healthy. We are prepared to furnish the citizens of Ernpori mi ttaU popular Water, either PLAIN OR CARBONATED, in bottles. Drop a postal card—we will do the rest The analysis of the celebrated Sizerville Water haj made it famous all over the country. Orders may be left at Geo. F. Balcom store, or water may be purchased by the case at the same place. Address, Magnetic Mineral Water Co., SIZERVILLE, PA. H. S. LLOYD The First Requisite in letter writing is that the paper I Ifrr,\\™P M used be above criticism. 112 •' TfjSp Your stationary should reflect >- • ) Iff your taste, character and reflne ment, and convey your personal- CP op' ||h The Eaton, Crane Pike Writing l/f Paper are always the iirat choice HHH If discriminating people. They yjH&A sS~Jv j Vjl arc by far the finest social corres y 11 • pondence papers made. They -****"~ fm ar< ' firHt in quality, and absolutely carreot in Btyle. Thsir artistic an., 1911, and to me directed for holding Court of Oyer and Terminer, General Jail De livery, Quaiter Sessions of the Pen , Orphans' Court, and Court of Common Pleas in the Horough ot Emporium, Pa., 011 Monday, the 10th day of April 1911, at 10 o'clock, a. m. and to continue one week. Notice is hereby given to the Coroners, Justices od' the Peace and Constables within the county, that they be then and therein their proper per sons, at 10 o'clock, a. m., of said day, with their rolls, records, inquisitions, examinations, and other rememberances, to do those things which to their offices appertain to be done. And those who are bound by their recognizance to prosecute against them as will be just. Dated at Emporium, Pa., March 11th, 1911, and in the 135 th year of the Independence of the United States of America. J. VV. NORRIS, Sheriff. COUDERSPORT & PORT ALLEGANY R. R Taking effect AUK. 22. 1909. EASTWARD I • I 10 I 2*l 4 I 18~~ STATIONS. 'ort Allegany,. Lv. 2 33 11 37 7 12 900 Jhemical Works.... "2 36 00 00 ° Hurtville, 2 41 11 48 7 22 9 1] Roulette, 2 56 11 57 7 30 9 23 Knowlton's *3 00 12 01, 00 ° Mina 3 06 12 07 7 40 9°38 Olmsted *3 10 12 11 *7 44 9 37 , . . 3 18 12 20 7 52, 9 45 Coudersport. < 'A. M. (t,v- 6 10 12 37 North Coudersport, 00 ..... *l2 41 Frlnk's, *5 50 *12.49 Colesburjj, '57 12 57 Seven Bridges,... i *1 02 Raymonds " 2 1 13 Gold, 7 1 19 Newfieid, 1 23 Newfieid Junctii a,. 27 1 32 j Perkins, 30 *1 35 ; Carpenter's, 50 *1 39 CroweU's, 636 *1 42 Ulysses, 20 1 52 A.M. p. M. WESTWARD. Is I 1 I I IB STATIONS. P. M. A. M. P. M. Port Allegany, ! 2 lo 8 50 5 10 Chemical works oo oo Burtvitle j 1 57 8 37 4 57 Roulette I 1 50 8 11 4 50 Knowlton's,. 1 45 00 *4 U Mina 1 40 821 4 40 Olmsted I*l 36 4 B."> ( Lv. 1 30 812 430 Coudersport, < ip. m. ( Ar ! 8 50 North Coudersport 00 3 23 Frink's "7 57 i 3 fc Colesburg, "7 ,10 3 (*i Seven Bridges, 1 *7 16 3 Raymond's »7 37 »l 54 Gold, ; 7 :a >2H Newfieid.. ~| ot > *2 46 Newfieid Junction,..l 7 55 j 2 42 Perkins, 1 *7 14 *2 m Carpenter's, j *7 10 *2 80 Crowell's, ! |*7 07 I .... *2 27 Ulysses Lv. I 7 35< I I 2 20 Trains 1 and 2 run daily between Coaders port and Port Alleg&ry, all other trains rua week days only. • Flag stations. (°°) Trains do not stop t Telegraph offices. Trains run on Bastern Standard Time. Connections—At Ulysses with Fall Brook R'y r point* north and south. At B. ;J cou N TY i RK.V> MAK JI 23 I EVEN JULES VERNE A PIKER i "Around the World In Eighty Day*" la Merely a Trip for an Invalid Now. When I was a boy "Around the World In Eighty Daya" waa atlll a brilliant piece of Imaginative Action. ! Now that la almoßt an Invalid's pace. It will not be very long before a man will be able togo around the world if j he wlfthee to do so ten times In a year. Briefly, the ties that bind men to place are being severed; we are in the beginning of a new phase in hu man experience. Now, the really wonderful thing tn this development of cheap, abundant, swift locomotion we have seen in the last 70 years, the development of which Mauretanlas, aeroplanes, mile-a-min ute expresses, omnibus tubes and motor cars are just the b-.'ght remark able points, Is this—that it dissolves almost all the reason and necessity why men should goon living perma nently in any one place or rigidly dis- I clplined to one set of conditions. We are off the chain of locality for good. It was once necessary for a man to live in immediate contact with his occupation, because the only way for him to reach it was to have it at his door. Now he may live 20 or 30 miles away from his occupation, and it | often pays him to spend the small amount of time and money needed to move—lt may be half way round the I world to healthier conditions or more j profitable employment.—H. S. Weils in New York World. SYMPATHY OF KING EDWARD Story of Hia Visit to a Sick Officer Who Wanted to Hear Monarch'a Voice Once More. Lord Burnham, speaking at a meet j ing to consider the question of a me morial to King Edward in Windsor, told the following story: Not long before the King's death there lay in King Edward's hospital for officers, an officer who it was thought could not survive a serious operation. The king was coming to the hospital to pay one of his quiet visits and the patient, who heard that he was expected and was almost too weak to speak, said it would be a j great happiness to him if he could j hear his voice. He asked Sister j Agnes, the manager, if it would be | possible for her to talk to King Ed j ward outside the open door. Sister Agnes said she would try to do what he wished, and having in du« course led the king there she told him j what her purpose had been. In a mo ; ment King Edward went through the I door to the bedside of the sick man, ! held his hfmd for a long time and | spoke to him words of sympathy and I counsel. When he had finally said i good-bye he walked slowly to the win -1 ilow and looked out upon—well, he looked out upon nothing, for tears were rolling down his cheeks. He then silently left the room. A Bride In the Suburbs. They were very young and very hap py and very foolish, and very newly wed. And they kept a kitchen garden. 'Angelina, darling," said the youth ful husband, "as I was passing through the garden I saw some asparagus ready for cooking. Perhaps you'd like togo and gather the first fruit of the season yourself?" She would love to, but she wasn't expert in horticulture, and she didn't want to "let on." If she went alone, she might commit some egregious blunder. "I tell you what, Edwin," exclaimed the girl wife enthusiastically, "we'll , go out together. You shall pluck it, | and I will hold the ladder!"—Subur • ban Life. The Man and the Likeness. The obstinate refusal of the every day man to sit for his picture is almost humorous in its dogged sincerity. And right here, It might not be out of place to state that the brusque, good | natured modesty of man on these lines is a thousand times more sincere and _eartfelt than the very evident de mureness of the more comely sex. But think a moment, meki. The portrait may not mean much now, but in years to come, after the lines and shadows have deepened, perhaps it will make your heart young to look upon a faith ful likeness of yourself when you were a debonair, dashing young sapling. And, no doubt, even at present, there are a score of dear ones who would give much to possess your picture. Criterion of Character. The truest criterion of a man's char acter and conduct Is invariably to be found In the opinion of his own family circle, who, having daily and hourly opportunities of forming a judgment of him, will not fail In doing so. It Is a far higher testimony In his favor for him to secure the cßteem and love of a few Individuals within the privacy of hla own home than the good opinion ot hundreds In Jils Immediate neigh borhood. or that of ten tlmea the num ber residing ut a distance. Evening It Up With Edna. Nat (ioodwiu was observed Intently watching a billboard In liroadway th« other day He watched for no long a time that a friend tapped him on the shoulder ami io .ud "I have watched that same billboard aud I fail to ace att> thing on It that should excite your profound laternat." "Oh, you don't? Well, look again" And as he H|>oke hla Inde* finger Indicated an advertlaemeiit which la large letter* read. "Goodrich Tlrwa." Diana of Philadelphia. At the mini in I 'tii I .i«j<-i| 111:« urr a number of coin* f;ir more fiwiuan limn iiny which find their way Into circulation They urn n <-•»! lon «1 rurioH. null many of them date from times of great nfctli|Uity. Perliap* ili»" most imprest In;; limoug I hem is a handsome coin ftonrliip on If* fa<-e the profile of n woman which has a strik ing resemblance to the goddess of Liberty of our own currency. Under neath Is the single word "Demon." which Is the Greek for people. On the reverse of the coin Is n beautiful figure of the goddess Diana arching her bow. and the Inscription trans lated Into English reads. "Diana Friend of the Phfladelphlans." The coin was minted more than 2.000 years ago af the city of Philadel phia. In Asia Minor, where there prew up in later years one of the sevwi churches of • Philadelphia. liimself an niit !;• »**■'* coins liv him it was upon pri n. . presented to the mint in I'uiladHptr j —New York Press. Cariyle's Sne"r at Gladstona .1 E. Boehm. I lie sculptor, once met ! Gladstone at a country house and was immensely impressed by tile extent nnd diversity of the statesman s knout edge as revealed in Ills conversation I Boehm was still full of the subject ; when the morniug arrived for Cariyle's sitting tor a bust, and to the phiioso pher tiie sculptor poured forth his ad miration for Gladstone's intimate ac quaintance with subjects so far apart as gardening and Oreek. Carlyle iis tened for a time in scornful silence; iheu he said. "And what did lie say about your work?" "Oh. nothing." said Boebm. "lie doesn't know any thing about sculpture.' "Of course.' growled Carlyle. "of course, and he showed his knowledge about things that you didn't understand. So doubt if you asked Rlackie tied say that Gladstone knew nothing about Greek, and the gardener would tell yon that he knew not hint; whatever of garden ing." How Sheridan Paid a Debt No one knew beMer the power pos sessed by a really polished compliment than Sheridan, and on innumerableoc easlor luring that rather stormy the atrics nanagement of his did he ex trica' himself from a difliculty by mear jf one. A good Instance Is the folio, ng: An English nobleman who had married a beautiful actress once applied with much dignity in the greenroom to Mr Sheridan for the nr rears of her salary and vowed that he would not stir till they were paid. "My dear lord." said the impecunious manager, "this Is too bad. You have taken from us the brightest jewel in the world, and you now quarrel with us for the little dust she has left be hind her" The nobleman immediately burst out laughing, nnd the debt was canceled.— London Standard. Graveyard Marriages. A strange custom prevails among a certain tribe in the Caucasus When a single young man dies some one calls upon a bereaved parent who has car ried to the grave a marriageable daughter In the course of a year and says: "Your son is sure to want a wife. I'll give you my daughter, and you shall deliver to me the marriage portion in return." A friendly offer of this description is never rejected, and the two parties soon come to terms as to the amount of the dowry, which varies according to the advantages possessed by the girl In her lifetime Cases have been known where the young man's father has given as much as thirty cows t«» secure a dead wife for his dead son. Lightning Rods. There were no lightning rods in an cient times. The first one that the world ever saw was set up by our own illustrious countryman Benjamin Franklin shortly after the year 1752 J. He had just had his celebrated expert ment with the kite, in which he deni onstrated the Identity of lightning with electricity, and was therefore prepared for the construction of the rods for which the world had waited so long. It Is not generally known that Franklin was as distinguished In science as he was in statesmanship and diplomacy.—Exchange. As It Really Was. On the morniug after his first ap pearance on the stage the confident but untalented youth met a friend who had witnessed his first perform 1 nee. "What do you think of my act ing?" asked the would be Hamlet. "Thnt wasn't acting." replied the friend. "That was misbehavior." Men's Clothes. Since 1525 the clothing of men ha* grown simpler and simpler, and If the course of evolution lias taken away | from the plcturesi|iieiie«K ~t tiie crowd it has added to the dignity ot the man ! Men's Wear Unreasonable. "I say. old man. you've never re turned that umbrella I lent vou la ' week " "Hang It all. old man.tie reasonable It's been raining ever since.'"— Loudon I'u neb A Faith Cur* Towne—|fc> | understand von to any that M|w*nder'» tune was really a faith cnr«? Brown Ye* Vou see. the d<" tor aud the drnggWt Isith trusted him Medfont Drum Haw n heart that never hardens and a teni|>er Miat never tire*, and 4 luWll that •>«« er tiur|» Cli tries Dh'fc rat John W. Sicli!< -inith, Greensboro, Fa., ha* three children, and like moM child r< ti llii) frequently take cold, "We have tried several kind* of medi cine, he says, ,- hut have never found any yet that did them an much good as , Chamberlain s Cough Kennedy." For j sale by all dealers. Do you know that of ail the minor ail* nn tits colds are by far the most danger ous? It is not the cold itself that you need to fear, but the serious disease that it often tends to. Most ot these are known as germ diseases. Pneumonia and consumption are among them. Why not take Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and cure your cold while you can? For sale by all dealers. HHREH q «»t« KNB** TO run. s.f«- s„rM s ~r; 'Z'u. y ■ '•» : r » <»uara..i«d « r . It. funderi, j*« nt prepaid M ' r tl.oo r ho*. W.ilt" I ifeetn oa trial, to b« pall for I Jj| wh.-n r- *•*»!. 8«Bp:.sKr«;. if your d *.•* no; H tune tfctrwj ft*ud ycur orders to the Sold in Emporium by L. Taggart and R C Ondson Dr. Cook's claim of discover ing the North Pole has been questioned by many but the superiortv cf LAKE SHORE SEEDS is questioned by none. Your Home Merchant will show you a fine line and your garden will yield you satisfactory returns by using LAKE SHORE the QUALITY SEEDS. Large packages. 50 and xoc packages. Buy of your Home Merchant. LINCOLN'S Catarrh Balm For Coughs, Colds, Catarrh, Hawking, Spitting, Hay Fever, Sore Throat, Asthma and Grippe. MINISTERS AND DRUGGISTS REMM MEND LINCOLN'S CATARRH BALM. Rev. J. P. Pender, Blairsville, Pa.. Rev. S. L. Messenger, Trappe, Pa; Rev. W. 0. Brul»aker,Phoenixviile, Pa,; Rev. J. E Freeman, A lien cow n, Pa.; Rev; D. P. Longsdorf, Weissport, Pa.; O. B. J. Haines, Druggist, Alleritown, Pa.; Howard It. Moyer, Druggist, Quaker town, Pa., and R. D Fraunfelter, Druggist, Eauton, Pa., all say over titeir own signatures that they have used LINCOLN'S CATARRH BALM and give it t.ieir unqualified endorse ment. CATARRH, ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER CURED. VVm. Heater, Allentown, Pa., writes: He suffered twelve years from Asthma and Catarrh, Lincoln's Catarrh Balm cured him. John MacCiregor. Bridgeport, Pa., writes: That after suffering seven tears with Cataarh and Hay Fever, jiucoln's Catarrh Balm cured him. CURED IX THREE WEEKS Chas. Kerler, Jr., Editor Courier, Blairsville, Pa., writes: That he suffer ed many years from a form of dry •atarrh, the llrsf application of Lin coln's Catarrh Balm gave wonderful •elief and inside of three weeks he was | •ntirely cured. HiDER TO-DAY. 50 Cents Per Jar at | Emporium Drug Co., Geo. C. Tag- , •art, Ihalson's Drug Store, C. B. How rd Co,, A J. Tut'ley, T W Welsh, 0. j V. (iroMM, C. A. Blair, 11. 11. Totupkina, ; A Co., and J. E. Burmride, Em- | orium. Also by J. E. Smith, Sterling tun, ami Kreider