M« Worried the Judge.
A story was recently told of the elder J
Judge Peekhaiu, father of the supreme
court justice. In the early days of
dentistry a hickory plug was put Into
the cavity to fill the space where a
tooth ought to be. This plug had to
be gently pounded Into Its desired po
sition. The old Judge was somewhat
addicted to strong language, and when
the dentist began his wor kthe Judge
Indulged in some classic comment. As
the tapping of the plug continued he
threw all dignity to the four winds of
heaven, and his language became de- ;
cidedly "more forcible than elegant." j
When, however, he arose from the j
chair after what seemed to hitn an
interminable period of agony he pulled
out all the stops In Ills vocabulary for
a grand climax. The impression on
his listener seems to have been deep
and lasting. As the judge passed out
the dentist grimly remarked to a wait
ing patient:
"Wasn't it beautiful? It wasn't real- j
]y necessary to pound half so long,
but I did so enjoy his inflection that 1
almost pounded the hickory plug into |
splinters. Wonderful command of \
language the judge has!"— Case and j
Comment.
Crossed by the Corpse.
Most of Walthamstow is too modern
to have much mystery about it, but
the Walthamstow strip" of Leyton
preserves the memory of a curious old 1
rule. Barely a hundred yard-* broad, j
this strip of land, belonging to Wal- i
thamstow parish, ran right across Ley- |
ton from the lea to Snaresbrook, par
allel with tlie southern border of Wal
thamstow. now came Leyton to be
crossed by this alien strip? Leyton, j
it was said, had once refused to bury J
a body fouud in the lea; Walthamstow ;
came forward to do It. And in such
cases it was the rule that the volun- |
teering parish might take from the j
other as much land right through to j
the other side as the men who carried
the corpse could cover walking in line
hand in band arms extended. The
inconvenient result worried both par
ishes until the growth of population
made new parishes necessary.—London
Chronicle.
Wasted on Him.
"Occasionally," remarked the visiting
Londoner, "I see in some American pa
per a supposititious colloquy referring
to an aeroplane line to Mars. Do you
know, that strikes 1110 as being exceed
ingly funny. Evidently the writer is
ignorant of the fact that our atmos
phere does not extend upward more
than fifty or a hundred miles and be
comes more and more tenuous as it
nears the limit. lie does not seem to
know that the air is absolutely neces
sary in flying an aeroplane. It is high
ly probable that uo aviator ever will
ascend to a higher elevation than teu
or fifteen miles even if he can endure
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the excessive cold he will enconnter at
thai altitude. The idea of sailing an
aeroplane through the Imponderable
ether is Ineffably absurd." Chicago
Tribune.
Help the Children.
"There is nothing in all the world
so important as children, nothing so
Interesting. If you ever wish togo in
for some philanthropy, If you ever
wish to be of any real use in the world,
do something for children. If you
ever yearn to be truly wise, study chil
dren. We can dress the sore, bandage
the wounded, imprison the criminal,
heal the sick and bury the dead, but
there is always a chance that we can
save a child. If the great army of
philanthropists ever exterminate sin
and pestilence, ever work out our
race's salvation, It will be because a
little child has led them."—David Starr
Jordan.
Strange Storehouses.
In the old birds' nests that are placed
near the ground in shrubs and small
trees close to hazelnut bushes and bit
tersweet vines one will often find
a handful of hazelnuts or bittersweet
berries. They were put there by the
white footed mice and the meadow
mice, which visit these storehouses reg
ularly. Very often a white footed
mouse will cover a bird's nest with
fine dried grass and inner hark and
make a nest for Itself.—New York
Tribune.
Three Inscriptions.
On the doorways of Milan cathedral
are three inscriptions. The first, placed
under a carved rose wreath, ruus, "All
that which pleases is only for a mo
ment." The second, under a cross,
reads, "All (hat which troubles is but
for a moment," and under the central
arch is the inscription, "That only is
which Is eternal."
A Popular Game.
"Many games originated from an
cient forms of worship, human sacri
fice, marriage, burial and other cere
monies," Dr. A. O. 11 addon remarked
in an address at the Royal Sanitary
institute. "Leapfrog is a game com
mon to almost every country, Includ
lng New (Juinea and Japan."—London
Standard.
Dying of Love.
"Och!" said a love sick Hibernian
"What a recreation it is to be dying
of love! It sets the heart aching so
delicately there's no taking a wink of
sleep for the pleasure of the pain.—
London Telegraph.
i 1
Not Jealous.
Mrs. Jawback John, I do believe
you are iealou- of my first husband.
Mr. Jawback—Well, no; I don't believe
: I'd call it jealousy. Envy is the word.
-"•Cleveland Leader.
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, JANUARY 5, 1911.
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