2 CAMERON COUNTY PRESS. H. H. MULLIN, Editor and Proprietor Published Every Thursday EMPORIUM. - PENNSYLVANIA The latest divorce case originated in a game of card 3. Solitaire? Moreover, the airman avoids the crush on the elevated loop platforms. Why should not dogfish be good eat ing, as the scientists declare? Catfish are. We hate to reopen a controversy, but how do you play poker in Esper anto? There Is an opening for a popular song about the aeroplane with a bro ken wing. An appeal is to be made to reason In dress. Reason in dresa just at present is hobbled. More twins were born this year In Chicago than ever before. Can this be charged to the comet? A New Jersey Judge rules that only •ober men can get marriage licenses. It's getting harder and harder. Under the new rules of football we believe there will Btill be work for the doctor and the ambulance drivers. The chill felt In the air is duo partly to the advanced season, and partly to the inevitable autumn coal bills. Football at women's colleges would be grand preparation for the stern business of bargain-counter rushing. A California girl of 7 years speaks nine languages, says an exchange, and we presume she corrects her parents In all of them. That Paris professor who recom tnends devilfish as household pets, does not say whether they will bark at the family canary. According to the health department the fly wants to give the human race several bites that it will remember be fore succumbing to the frost Prince Tsai Hsun wanted a daytime nap and showed his familiarity with American customs by taking it in Phil adelphia. Paris hats three feet have Just arrived in the east. Evidently Paris has overlooked the fact that pay-enter cars are being used here now. A German burgomaster complains of the scandal-mongering of the wom en who have nothing to do at home Don't they play bridge whist In his town ? Eating sand for the benefit of one's health should be viewed by the public with an open mind until Dr. Woods Hutchinson has expressed his opinion of the practise. About the only creature capable of Indulging in hobble skirts, aviation and football without danger of frac turing something Is the Justly famous boneless codfish. Skeletons of warriors with horns have been found in California. What sport they must have had in the prize fights of those days when the cham pions locked them! That cool wave, predicted by the weather bureau, seems to have lin gered overmuch on its way. Still it Is a pretty good forecast to stick to at this time of the year. They are telling of a romance which began in an aeroplane. Still, that is as poor a place for tender glances and gentle pressures of hands as a canoe, which is 110 place at all. The astronomers have now formed a star trust. This is 110 doubt a r«v milt of the ruinous eomi>etltion at the time of the visit of the late Mr. Mal ay's ghostlike luminosity. They are trying to Induce society women to refrain from smuggling by telling them it is wicked. I!ut possl My the fact of Its wickedness will only add zest to the game Th" men who are safely married should be thankful they have had travail and are through with It Fashion decreta that "Weafter a luan muwt propose on his inees According to the available statistics only an |M>rfona have ever died from snake bite In this country Hut tbeia figure* will not compel the suake blte-*-iire industry to languish If the humble Janitor, whom flat dwellers would regulate with law and order. ever asserts hit prerogative •om* rold winter morning, the flaf dweller may be beseeching instead of demanding Th«*re 1* a preacher In Huston who •ays that th* hobble tklrt Is an evl denc.» of wanlty Has he ever had hl» head examined* "When U a h«n not a bird?" sound* like a prUe pu/ile or a funny game, hut It Is a serious question with which one of the Washington court* will b* railed onto >olve Of course the lav Is alway* a dignified Institution, but to *e« Its learned espanent < strug gllng with the aviation Mfiiltallona o the gi-at American hen Is soniethlni to tickle 'ha rUlbllltlei of the nation NOT DUE TO TARIFF FACTS IN REGARD TO ADVANCE IN PRICES. For Political Ends, Democrats Have Fostered Misconception in This Regard—The Truth as Shown by Government Statistics. The tariff seems to have been nc material factor in causing the ad vance in prices during the past dec ade. The greatest advances have been made in commodities upon which the tariff has little or no effect, and the absolute removal of the tariff on many of these commodities could not have afforded relief at the present time, for the reason that prices of these commodities, with a few exceptions, were as high or higher in other coun tries than in the United States. The advance in prices during the past ten years appears to have no re lation to tariff legislation. Beginning with January, 1900, wholesale prices in general declined slightly, and the decline continued through July, 1901. Beginning with August, 1901, prices advanced very slowly through March, 1903, ,'ffort to crush It out. The officers admit the seriousness of the situation, and declare It to be the gravest problem they haw been called upon to settle. Drastic meas ures are now being taken to rescue those of the troops who hate (alb it victims to the subtle opiate With all the energies of the department of war bent to the battle, an appeal has a marvel of cheapness. In volume and in extent of territory covered there is nothing to be compared with it. The reduction in rates since the days when 25 cents was charged for a letter from New York to Columbus, 0., does not cease to be a wonder. The system which for two cents de livers a message in writing weighing an ounce from Maine to San Fran cisco not only but to the Philippines, or from the southern point of Florida to the northern extremity of Alaska, is a model of efficiency at the mini mum of cost. When we consider also the burden of mails oversea to cer tain countries where the foreign rates are the same with our domestic charge, the challenge is bold that the world presents no parallel to the economy and to the achievement. Europe is compact in population with distances measured by hundreds of miles only. This is especially true of Great Britain. There penny post age is proclaimed as a triumph and an example. Americans forget that the British penny is the equal In cur rent value of two cents of our money. The cent is often called a penny, but it is only half a penny, and thus the term is a misnomer. Our postal rates on letters are now just those of Great Britain. Penny postage has long pre vailed here as well as there. That with free rural delivery and with transmission over the continent and to the islands, the earnings are to cover the expenses, may well gratify officials and citizens. ganized sentiment, to adopt the same method with the president of the United States, make him, for life, an advisory member of the president's cabinet and give him a competence sufficient to make him independent. Speaking of this proposal, Mr. Baker said that It was really surprising how many men there were In the west who thought that this method furnished the solution of the perpetual perplex ing question as to what disposition to make of our ex-presidents. "On its face ihe proposition Is cer tainly a plausible one. It stands to reason that after a man has been president for four or eight years he knows the problems and difficulties which confront the man at the helm of the ship of state better than does his successor. If the ex-presidents could be made advisory members of the cabinet of the president, the lat ter would get the benefit of the ad vice of the former. No matter if there should be a change In the ad ministration, this would make no dif ference to broad-minded men. "Of course, there would have to be legislation providing that when a man is elected to the presidency his suc cession to the cabinet position neces sarily follows. All this Is not mere theory. It Is Indorsed by some of the political thinkers of the country." j with which to carry forward the in quiry. The final plans were not ap proved by the president until he had consulted with a large number of business men and had received writ ten suggestions from numerous audit companies. The central stair, of which Mr. I Cleveland is to be the chief, will be composed of four men In addition to the chief. Its function will be to keep the president informed as to condi tions in the several departments. It might properly be called a bureau of Inspection. The economy and effi ciency commissions to be organized In each department will undertake to ascertain If greater efficiency can be obtained without increasing the cost of the service. It is explained at the White House that the general movement does not contemplate the dismissal of govern ment clerks, but the gaining of great er efficiency. The president has come to believe that the departments work at cross purposes In some Instances and that It Is frequently the case that in a particular department money Is wasted because the service Is not or ganized or centered as It should be. been made to th< civil authorities. Just how general tho use of the poppy juice has become is not esti mated, but It Is admitted to be more tftlartuing than ever before in the his I tory of the army Acting Commander [ Col. C. Deems said that In all his career he had never encountered such a general addiction to the drug, and that at worst his observation had never disclosed a higher percentage of opium using than two to three per cent. It was at first estimated that forty per cent, of the men at hs Presidio were using the drug, but this was declared excessive, a more prob able figure after company and hos pital statistics had been compiled, be ing ten per rent Alarmed at this high percentage, appeals were directed by Colonel l.ttndeen, commandant at the poet, to the district attorney's office and to the office of the chief of police, >»tth the result that raids on opluui den* by the civil authorities are Wing 'uade mggMM "I would rather preserve the health of m nation than be its ruler. " —MUNYON. Thousands of people who are suffering with colds are about today. Tomorrow they may be prostrated with pneumonia. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. 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