2 CAMERON COUNTY PRESS. H. H. MULLIN, Editor and Proprietor Published Every Thursday EMPORIUM. I PENNSYLVANIA Why doesn't Zeppelin experiment with submarines? New York continues to grow In every way but good. There is hope, Indeed. Nevada has chut down on gambling. If Count Zeppelin isn't discouraged, have you any reason to bo? Aeroplanea are good for round shoulders and hollow chests. These are golden days for tho rail roads, as well as the farmers. A number of London people have appendicitis. That's one style we set, anyhow. An Englishman has invented a trl plane. We presume it falls three times as hard. A 110,000,000 shoe corporation has been formed in Massachusetts. Now watch the cowhide. New York spends $35,000,000 a year on charity, and even at that New York is a bad place togo broke in. Poughkeepsie court enjoins a hus band from speaking to his wife for 30 days. Now stand aside and listen to wlfle! New York paper claims "4,700.000 souls" for New York. Nonsense! The census showed only that number of people. New York man resigns a $4,000 po sition because there's not enough work to do. You Just can't please some people. A Massachusetts man has invented a flexible rolling pin which, we trust, will not make the pie crust more rub bery than ever. According to the astronomers there Is an unusual amount of moisture on Mars Just now. Canning time per spiration, no doubt. If a woman asks $5,000 damages for Jabbing herself with her own hatpin, how much would she earn by putting out somebody else's eye? Now that sharks are known to be good food they become doubly useful, for they have always provided a su perior quality of flsh stories. A Chicago woman asked a divorce because her husband wore ber under garments. This is a case where clothes make the man trouble. A man at Scranton, Pa., who claims to have a hen that lays seven eggs a day should be hired by party cam paign committees to claim elections. Here's a Boston preacher calling Newport "the vestibule of hell." This will disappoint many Newporters who thought they were really on the In side. An American promoter Is about to build an amusemeht park in Rome. The ancient ruins will have to putin vaudeville attractions to hold tho crowds. If you knew what a woman was do ing all the time, you wouldn't worry so much —or olse you would worry more. Settle that with your con science. Connecticut man shot himself !n the hend ten times and still lives That's what Connecticut men get for substituting wooden nutmegs for genuine vines. The per capita circulation of the I'nlted States Is now $35.03 Almost any parngrapher that comments o** this will have his share if somebody will lend him S3.V One authority advises dyspeptics to eat a teaspoonful of sand with each meal And Jus» after a doctor told us not to put sugar on our oatmeal? Now what'll we do? A New York waiter recently liought SIOO,OOO worth of government bonds Just what his Jocular patrons no doubt advised hltn time and agsln to do with the quarters they tipped him Wisconsin man loses an eye bv be ing Jabbed with a hairpin while he was klsHtns his wife good by, In the morning Kinertenced husbands have learned to dodge such |>«rlls l'acl«e conat snlllervmen mad* nine hits out of ten shots at a dls lance of ihreo miles with live Inch gun« In a fog How would von Ilka to pla* cannon bull |NN>I with those fellows? "Fighting fob" Kvan* says the air shin In s i.i» tlilng six! soul't amount to sollttaa as a we*MM of war "K'eMlna l|ol»" tnav be par doited for > line'itg to an old fa-1 In fore. »r»*. i mortgage wkslsNs he held Ah tie tout of fa»lh«r of th« K,r| win M'ufd lis sMeation i.-wht ti hav» hi riirt > 'on • sll. >| t i lb 112, ,-t lb i » %«•« uap and made such a valuable collection of scientific data that his second voyage north in 1898 aroused keen interest among geographers. In 1906 he announced that he would seek the pole by aerial route. He had a dirigible balloon built and it was taken to Spitzbergen, but it turned out to be defective and the trip that year had to be abandoned. The next year found Mr. Wellman back at his camp on Dane's island, with a rebuilt balloon. A start was made September 2, but a furious gale came up and drove the airship back. A landing was made on a glacier. Two years later, in 1900, Mr. Wellman was back for the third time at Dane's island with the America, again remodeled. When the start was made, after covering 32 miles the equlllbrator parted. The big dirigible was towed back to its landing place, when a gust of wind carried it careening over the ice hummocks and it exploded. The discovery of the pole by Peary took away the main lure of arctic voyages, and Mr. Wellman, turning his thoughts In another direction, an nounced last July that he would try a transatlantic voyage by airship. This also proved disastrous after he had covered over 500 miles of the distance to Europe. In abandoning their craft the crew of the airship America lowered them selves into the lifeboat which swung beneath it. Then they cast the life-boat •iff and were afloat on the sea. The airship, relieved of the weight of the life boat, shot high into the air and was blown away rapidly. The transfer of the Wellman party from the life-boat to the steamer Trent, which picked them lip, was made with great difficulty. LEADER IN PUBLIC AFFAIRS IDIIIIIDiniHiIiIiIIIHIIHIIUm ® Uf> °' tlle recognized leaders in public affairs ( jjljjiil' j 8 t jj e waghington Gladden. For half a cen f \ tury ,n New Yorlt - Massachusetts and Ohio Dr. L, /fm Gladden has been a great Influence in the church, i wgo**>i itkd. \ 1 society and politics. His friends declare that It Is due to his Influence and efTorts that publio mora, ' ty ln was advanced to a higher ./>' x Prior to 1884 the state election In Ohio al 't 1 112 ■yM ways preceded the national election by a month. lfr K Aj)h Every f° ur years on this account there was a * JZyf&k condition °' Voßt turmoil when the different po jmL lltlcal Influences were at work. Dr. Gladden was pastor of the First Congregational church of 00/-lumbus /-lumbus when he set at the work of public reform. His first appeal was for a change in the elec tion law. He wrote about the evils of the system, appealed to public men and sent out a petition * for signatures at his own expense. A few dollars thus expended enabled him to arouse popular enthu siasm and his point was carried. In 1900 lJr. Gladden, to defeat antagonistic Interests In the Columbus city council, announced himself as an aldermanlc candidate and was elected. He served two years, taking an active and Important part ln street railway, gas, electric light and interurban policies. It took some bravery to attempt to amend the constitution of a great hta'e like Ohio, and time and energy to oppose a great political organization, but Dr. Gladden proved his mettle, and he Is generally recognized today as • great \ital force In the uplifting of important community Interests. | NOW GOVERNOR OF NEW YORK TTTnTTTnrHTTTTTTTTTTTtMIIIiP'Iin Uautanant Governor Horace White of Svra- I 11 |,\ ( cuae became governor of the state of New York ' - 1 Hv 'ml '"'harles K. Hughes retired togo upon the ljl (jf )([ Supreme court bench at Washington. For three ll'll'l t*.x —. ® jlil months Mr. White »vlll be governor of the Em jl .' J Vc-'J? fafci Vi j; plre stato and, logically, he should succeed him lllj| ny. ! self, the chonen of the people. But, though unanl 'l'" //T '1 j!' mously nominated two years ago for lieutenant S ' governor, his name was not even mentioned at )'j;f|k the recent nominating convention at Saratoga. (I))/!<' I nt w * uver,u,r do his work for a brief 1 t'"" 1 "' months, but bis iMilltlcal career, once so brilliantly promising, his friends feel. l» closed yTy/l ■flliillflm Heluuglug to one of th* most prominent and T l ll%'-?respected families ln the state, possessing all the advantage* of education and social position and wealth, with a re>ord of 13 years lu the state senate and with the reputation of an orator and genial gout lonian of thu most polished manners Governor White, at the age of forty five, flnds himself beyond the pale so far as further political preferment Is concerned. although there may come a rehabilitation and a restoration to public favor In years hence. And all this because of his lamentable connection with the people's Mu tual l.lfe Association and league of Syracuse Mr White all along has maintained that he did no wrotig aad that what be did was In bis capacity as legal sdvla>r. but tu the skirts of the lieutenant governor has clung enough of th« onus of the transaction to Injure bis Immediate future polltl- j ■•ally | HEADS THE~WOMAN TEACHERS] Mts* Grace (' ultraehan placed herself jjfL" I M ,h * h **'' ,h ® sroiy of auineti l»a< h»rs at , lliooklyn. N V, In their n*ht for better par ■ldfWb,"ui l, " r ambltlaa was to se« the day when her art»o. l ■ •• much pa> for their services tlemwtslvatlng that Iba average pay uf woiari [L-JI rlf'H'T >la>e »iiat« ind t • """ "I"'" ws < tuaJ | . 1,, 1,., ,i. |i»i ul > in 1,, tu ,i„ i it i & M.. 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