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COUDERSPORT & PORT ALLEGANY R. R
Taking ett'ect Aug. 22. 1909.
KAMTWAKU
6 10 2 <lB
STATIONS.
r"ort Allenany,. Lv. i :i.i 11 :I7 712 '.too
Chemical Works ... *136 00 00 °
Hurtville .... 2 44 114* 7 22 9 11
Roulette,. i an 11 &; 7 30 Via
Knowlton's, *3 00 12 01 " "
Mina 3 o» 13 «7 7 «0 »°W
Olmsted *8 10 12 II *7 44 9 37
, . 3 1* U 20 7 52 9 44
Coudersport. • , 'A . M
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Frinlc's, *5 50 ... •li »» ....
Colenborf 5/17....- 12 57 ~..
Heven Brldf«'H •€ 02 .... •! 02 .....
Rajrmon4f, »> i i i i t ....
Gold. «17 ..... 119
Newtald .... 1 21
Newfleld Junction 6 'l7 .... I 12
NfklM, H m •! IB
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V\yn >»«•*, 7 20 1 52 ....
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Kuowlton'* ll' *1 45
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frowvlt'a *7 07 *2 27
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Trains run ui l.a*(«rn MimUrd Tiiua.
( t i)n»riutuft—At f.'lya*«i with Kail Mr..ok R'y
for points north and aouta. At It AH. Jmiiw
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Is waiting N for you in the shape
of a nice set of crockery. We
are now showing a splen lid stock
of good sound Crockery, every
single piece warranted free from
fault or blemish. The finest as
sortment in the county at rea
sonable prices.
(InMakiiig
Geo. ■). Mar
Roof Slating
I am especially prepared to
Contract for Slating
i By th t« f iuare or job. As to my work
manship, I refer, by permission,
to the work recently completed
for the Hon. 11. W. tlreen.
GEORGE A. WRIGHT.
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We also have a full line ot
Mantles, Globes,
Bu * ners, Chandeliers
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CAMERON COUNTY PRRSS, THURSDAY, AUGUST iB, 1910
C*i3t.-.in Qartlctt's Threo Cheei-k.
A series of Revolutionary scenes
were given in a I.outlon theater some
months after the close of that memo
rable wsy. On till- one side was the
English army In full red coated uni
form. with every button in its exact
place. Opposite them was the Ameri
can army, composed, as the theater bill
stated, of "artisans, cobblers and tink
ers," arrayed in their working dress,
with buttons ot every size and hue.
When the curtain dropped. Captain
Bartlett of Plymouth. Mass., the cap
tain of a ship then in port, stood up in
his seat in the pit and.in a voice as If
given from a quarterdeck In a squall,
called. "Three cheers for the artisans,
cobblers and tinkers who were too
much for King George and his red
coats," and. with a wave of his hat, he
gave these with a will. For a short
time there was silence In the theater,
followed by an enthusiastic John liutl
appreciative cheer for the pluck and
assurance of the Yankee captain, who
became the lion of the city, receiving
invitations to clubs and free tickets to
theatrical and other entertainments
while he remained in port-
Just a Little Too Smart.
A scrubwoman iu a Paris theater
found a magnificent diamond stom
acher in a box In sweeping up. The
iionest old sou) determined to restore
the stomacher to its owner, and the
owner, of course, wasn't long in turn
ing up, a young woman splendidly
dressed and on the verge of hysteria.
"Oh, have you found my stomacher?"
she cried. "It is a chef d'oeuvre of
Lalique of the Place Vendome." "Calm
yourself, tnadame," said the scrubwo
man. "Ilere is your stomacher." And
she produced it from her pocket. The
other took out a tifty dollar bill, press
ed it on the honest scrubwoman and
departed with her stomacher hurried
ly. But an hour later another lady
called. "Have you found tny stom
acher?" she asked, smiling. "I think I
left it in my box." "Why, yes. ma
dame, but if it was your stomacher."
said the scrubwoman, "a thief has got
it. She got it this morning. She gave
me SSO reward." "Why, the stomacher
was imitation." the lady said, "it only
cost $5. Your thief is $45 out."
Mr. Gladstone's Catch.
"How many members of this house,"
asked Mr. Gladstone once in the course
of a debate on electoral qualifications,
"can divide £1,330 17s. Od. by £1! 13s.
Sd.?"
"Six hundred and fifty-eight," shout
ed one member.
"The thing cannot be done." exclaim
ed another.
A roar of laughter greeted this last
remark. But it was true nevertheless.
You cannot multiply or divide money
by money. You may repeat a smaller
sum of money as uiauy times as it is
contained in a larger sum of money,
but that is a very different thing. If
you repeat 5 shillings as often as there
are hairs in a horse's tail you do not
multiply r> shillings by a horse's tail.
Perhaps you did not know this before.
Never mind; you need not be ashamed
of your iguorauce. for it was shared,
as has been demonstrated, by the en
tire house of commons (bar one mem
ber), Including the then chancellor of
the exchequer.
Hunter and Hunted.
A nearsighted sportsman strolled
into a little hotel ou the shores of
Loch Carroti and complainingiy said.
"Just seen a seal, shot at it three
times anil missed it each time "
At dinner an hour Inter he sat next
to a tourist who had a bandage round
his head.
"Had au accident?" asked the sports
man.
"Accident!" growled the other. "At
tempted murder, you mean. I was
having a bath about au hour ago when
some lunatic with a gun tired at me
three times from the shore and shot
part of uiy ear off. I don't know why
such animals are allowed out without
a llceuse."
Theu silence reigned supreme.—lx>n
don Telegraph.
Lavikhn.tt.
"In day* of old luxurious people had
cloth of gold placed beneath their
feet "
"Yes," replied Mr. Cbuggius. "But
tli<>*e times were comparatively eco
nomical Now we want nothlug less
( expensive thttu rubber tires between
, us and the earth "—Washington Star.
Th«r» Was No Mutie.
"What Is the greatest fib that ever
Impressed Itself ou your experience.
Snapper?"
"Well, by all odds, the worst one 1
i ever heard »im that your quartet |>er
j petrated last night when they came
I round to the house and sang There's
Music lu the Air'"
Th. Term, of Exchange.
"Wu wish to arrange fur an •>-
j change of prisoners," anuouucv«l thu
South American dictator
"Oa what basis?" inquired the lead
er or the other side
"The usual tiasls eijjht generals for
| a good. liuaky private."— IAIUISVIIIM
Courier-Journal.
Quick Sprint.
Handy Pikes Oat rich guy in de
i I uitgalow took quite a fancy to m«.
| lie look m. arouiMi to de stable, ahow
' e.l me de (.Villi tiulldog he had )u«t
bought and ask.si me If | could Iwat It.
j 'irltty Ueorgf And what did you aay?
Handy I'lke.. Nuttiu' I Just hent It.—
| Chicago News
W.s Willing,
Hmlth Tou and .leiiea don't a«em to
be aa friendly aa ynu were Ifcw. tie
I ewe rou utooey ' -He, net
I Mtlj, bet he wanted to.
The Real Need.
Iu negro home tmiiii*. especially tr
communities where negroes form li
large portion oft.be population. it fro
quently happens that tlie woman Is
the bead of tin- family. being not otil>
tlie breadwinner. but also the diseipu
nariati, and iti thai capacity on occa
slotis she regards her ptirative lord and
master us subject to her will. This
at least was the assumption of the col
ored woman who was a party to a lit
tie scene enacted in the otlice of a jus
tiee of the peace.
A man had been arrested on tht
charge of beating and cruelly mlstis
lng his wife. After hearing the charge
against the prisoner the justice turner!
to the tirst witness.
"Madam." he said, "If this inan wer<
your husband and had given you «
beating would you call in the police?"
The woman addressed, a veritab
ama'/.on In size and aggressiveness
turned a smiling countenance toward
the justice and answered:
"No. jedge. If he was mnh hushan'
an' he treated me lak ho did '!s wif<
Ah wouldn't call no p'llcetnan. No
salt; Ah'd call de undertaker."
Youth's Companion.
Flexibility of English.
English Is not only, as Richard Jef
ferles asserted, the most expresslvi
and flexible of tongues, but also, li
Swinburne's opinion, tlie most mtisi
cal. lie proclaimed the lines-
Music that frentller on the spirit lies
Than tired eyelids upon tired eyes
to be unmatched for melody in anj
language. And few would venture t<
coutradict such a master of music ant
tongues. But surely French rnnlu
next on the roll of languages. Foi
clearness of diction It is unrivaled
and. thanks to its abundance of vow
els (close on one for every consonant
it flowes rhythmically from the tongue
Against Westley's dictum, that Frencl
is to German as a bagpipe to an or
gan. may be cited a saying of anothei
famous divine. Dr. Dollitiger, "L'Alie
mnnd u'est pas une langue, mais ceuj
qui pnrlent ce Jargon se comprennenl
entre eaux" (German is not a lan
gunge, but those who speak this jar
goti understand one another).—Londoi
Chronicle.
Facts About Giants.
That very few of the giants wh<
have ever lived have been healthy oi
well formed recent researches provi
beyond a doubt. All we know abou'
Goliath is that he was very tall, but it
the second book of Kings we read
about another giant, who bad mort
fingers than an ordinary human being
and. according to modern scientists
this Is invariably a token of degen
eracy. Marcel Donnal saw at Milan t
giant who was so tall that his bodj
filled two beds at night, but whosi
legs were so weak that lie could hard
ly stand upright. William Evans, tht
gigantic porter of Charles 1., had lltth
strength, and Cromwell's porter, an
other giant, ended his days In a luna
tic asylum. Finally, O'Brien, the Irist
giant, has been described as "an enor
inous sick child who grew up to<
fast."
Another Fake.
"Did you see the 'lightning calcu
lator' in the sideshow?" asked the old
farmer In the wide straw hat.
"By hock, yes," drawled the othel
runillte, "and he was the biggest faki
In the show."
"How was that?"
"Why, thar was a thunderstorm go
lug on while l was in the tent nut!
when 1 asked him If he could cftlculatt
where the lightning was going to Htrlki
he Just gave me the laugh."—Chicagt
News.
An Ominous Symptom.
"A good wife is heaven's greatest
gift toman and the rarest gem thi
earth holds." remarked Mr Jurpblj
the other morning. "She Is his Joy
his Inspiration and his very soul
Through her he learns to reach th«
pure and true, and her loving hand)
lead hhu softly over the rough places
She Is"—
"Jeremiah." said Mrs. Jarphly sol
emuly "Jeremiah, what wlckeduest
have you bceu up to now?"
Doubled In Value.
A Mlssourlau who bought so tin
Texas land and uanted to unload I'
told a proHpeetlve buyer thst It hat
"doubled In value since I bought It.'
"Hut." »ald the other, "you offered t«
sell It to ute for the same price yoi
paid. Ilow has It doubled In value?"
"Well, you see, 1 gave twice as muct
as It wun worth."—Kansas City Star
Exchange of Compliments.
Maud—My mamma says she cau re
member when your luauium kept I
grocer's shop,
Marie My mamma says she can re
member how much your mamma owei
her for groceries.
The Danyer.
"It Is always dangerous to try to ge
something tor nothing," remarked tin
wise guy.
"Yes, you might get what you de
serve." added the etmpie mug. —I'UU
sdelphls Itecortl
Life.
T.lfe Is n tMirdeu Imposed upon yoi
by Clod. Whst you make of it, thst V
will he to you. Tnke It up bravely
twMir It Joyfully, lay tt <U>wu trluin
phantlr - OnH Hamilton
The Obliging Proprietor,
"Won't you pteaev give lue an or
d«rf pleadtd the perhUlenl drummer
"Certainly," replied the rru»ty pro
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,Ji Groceries
('mined goods, strictly pure, conforming with the pure ss?
food law, consisting of Tomatoes, IVaclien, rears, Suocotaeh j|£|i
and Corn, Corned and Pried Beef, Veal Loaf, Halinon, Sar- wLj
•..f dines in oil and mustard, Pickles by the keg or in liottles, all
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Prices from $25 to $45
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