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Beutlej had nei n oili laie the night before, or. ml her. lie had M iv.-tl in late in a little affair, and about all lie had icll lo stiow for n in I lit- ujot'uilig was an old fashioned away-troui hotm made headache. In hope ol relief he had sought Ills old friend, the tiarbcr. and the latter bad becu linsj on Itent ley's head and face for the past hour. "By love. Karl." said Bent ley as the barber rubbed the top of his bead, "that feels mighty good. I can tell you The man who invented massage was not only a genius, but a benefactor in the whole human race. They ought to put up a statue to turn. There's uoth lug like it when a fellow feels seedy. There's only one trouble about It." "Vot lss it?" asked Karl, hoping that perhaps he might overcome the dilli culty. "Why, it's all on the outside," said Bentley. "It there were only some ap paratus that would enable you to get Inside a fellow's head and clear out the pains of the morning after, what a blessing it would be." "Veil," said Karl. "I t'ink that maybe some day dose vacuum cleaner fellers vlli do dot already. Vot?"—Harper's Weekly. The Practical Goat. M. Jules Benard was the mayor of Corbigny. in the Nievre. Every Sun day he contributed to the Journal de Clatnecy, and this Is the sort of things he used to give the peasants. Writing of the Journal Ofliciel, posted up on the wall of the mairie and which no one ever reads, he said: "I had forgotten the goats. One of them never misses a number. Standing on Its hind legs, with its front legs resting on the poster, it moves its horns and beard from right to left, like an old woman reading. When it has finished reading, as the official sheet has an appetizing smell of fresh paste, the goat eats it. After nourish ing the mind one must feed the body. Thus uothing Is lost In the commune. What a pity that all novel readers have not the stomach of this practical goat! Tney might then eat the books they had read, buy more, and so the man of letters would i«i the end he able to eat in his turn."—Paris Letter to London CJlobe. The ff In ffarington. The spelling ot the ancient name ffarington with the small "ff" found in old manuscripts is merely the reten tion of the old form ot capital "F." Deeds of conveyance in the time of George 11. and 111 recite. "George of Great Britain ffrance and Ireland king," etc. The form could not there fore be due to Ignorance, as has been said, for lu days when gentlemeu of estate were gentlemen of quality such a spelling In deeds could hardly arise from lack ot a knowledge of spelling The ffaringtons of \\ ordeu Hall. Lan cashire, prefer, like several other well known families, including the ITolkes and ffrenehes. to retain the archaic capital "0." The family trace their descent from Hugo de Meolls, who came to Englaud with the Conqueror, and they have been associated for generations with the court, army and church and with public lite.—London Court Journal. A Persian Hotel. Some years ago an etlort was made to establish a European hotel at the juuetion of the two most traveled roads of Persia Each room of this ho tel contained some articles whicb 1 at least have never found In any hotel In either Europe or America. Among them were u nightcap, a hairbrush and a toothbrush Perhaps It was on account ot this extravagance that the scheme failed. An American mission ary as be was leaving this hotel oue morning was asked by a servant what he bail done with the hotel hairbrush This dignified man In clerical attire with his wife and children was pre vented from leaving the hotel until It was iincertaliied that he had S|x>ken the truth when be said that he threw the brush under the tie*l to scare away a cat—Mrs. Colquhoun In 1»s Angeles Tliuea. Fifty Men and One Elephant. Interesting tests were recently made lu Loutiou lo determiue the respectlvu pulling power of horses, men and ele pfianta. Two horses weighing l.tiuu pounds each, together pulled ii.ihu I .omuls, or f&U pounds Wore than their combined weight Uue elephant, pouuds each together pulled ;t. i.io pounds, or ii.'J'iU poiind-i less thau Its weight. Kitty meu. aggregating 7.&UU pounds in weight, pulled S.I&O pounds, or Just aa much as the single elephant, but, like the horses, Ihey pulled more than tlielr owu weight Uuu iiuntlritl UicU pulled lii.UUJ |mitliill St Loulk llfpUbtlC. Difference Defined. Mrs Muchwed treading puperi Can you tell lus the tllllenit.u between a visit and a visitation! Mi Muchwed (drylyi- A Vlnllattou. uij deal. If one uiay Judge by the spilling is some thing longer Ihnii a visit Kor luitain •«. when your iiiotUei conies lo »«e us It would be iwiwl lo call ll a tlsltatluu CH«r«st«r t haracmr i» uoi rui in marble It Is no! stiiitfilnn ,• «ollit iiinl unalterable ll I- - ii .*• iiiiiw living snd chaining and mat ui .line dl»> asvd a* our buttles do .a fft-j. In Oi <'i»>iiiMl»sli.n of evil mealier Is i . . a a i*.#•— • m>tln«l ibee. Ili.ni aft i taain 4 l*>aplf Another tti-iii i i • .'oi«| ikjMdf i boa t-wusi il • b-i " in mill r wrung ihan l« 4<> i"i| aspttiei io b# somvi lines t i „i.ii i«h owl lo I nisi Jekueou IK- :.>»»!» *< ti "T.nu ■ 1 ■ f:ii itii'i - wife, "I wt«fi >"ii «• • .i-iiii vmii pi hern on 111 liilue "Hull -iii-i -ii •ru rainier 'irertln' tusiKlfi'oiih- mill von- .\|oliti> vou'll be twinilli in- in-M to Urt'ii nij tilllti! OUlen lIIJ fIKMII ll «HS>el IlUt III.V grant her k»•;»' Ins Hilars oti tli i;iM". an' «'.> itliJ 11 • \ fatliet mi by wii. I'm H'llii to U'.-tll nil II »> 11:11(1 ill us InllU an I (illll I eii He. so Mi.Tf!' Whereupon it*aiii-il hard, so hard tIIUI 111!' 111 'll * 111 tullle Sllddl'Ul.T rnl lapsed mid *|ifii wieii out It?, iejjs and went down with a tvtjjhtful crash of crock "t-.v "Wfll, you've none an' done It now'" screamed the old lady. "That's a pre'- t.v mess. ain't It: Kf you'd bud Hi ►sense of a chipmunk you'd have know ed th' reason I didn't want you to lean on th' table wuy, cause th' leys nun rickety An I Ktiess a little etiquette wouldn't hurt you none anyway, Ezra Doolittle. to say nothin' of savin' $'J wutb of family crockery." And the disctisted farmer stumbled out from the scene of wreckage and chased a harmless tramp three tniles down the road with an ax handle.- Clevelaud Plain Dealer. Handicapped. Englishmen use their hands compara tively little in conversation, but French men use tlietn a good deal. Quaintly enough, Parisians have a very keen sense of the exaggerated way in which the southern Frenchman and the Ital ian help on what they have to say with their bands, and this accounts for the following story: An Italian railway thief was caught, redhanded In the train, handcuffed and brought to Paris. As he was walking out of the Gare de Lyon between two detectives a friend met him. "Hello!" he said. "Where have you been this long time, and how are you?" The prisoner looked at him pathet ically and shook his bead. "What's the matter?" said his friend. "Have you been stricken dumb?" The prisoner raised his handcuffed hands. "Very nearly," be said.—-Lon don M. A. P. Room and Board For Single Gentleman "So, Belinda, I hear you und 'Doc' have parted company. Couldn't you get along?" "No'um; least 1 couldn't. D'ye know that low down nigger Just ma'ied trie to' my money?" "No?" 1 said. "Yas'm. lie saw all them things In my pa'lor. sillier butter dishes and crayon portraits that you and the othe' white ladies' gl' me, and he just thought be was goin' to set in there and smoke while I washed and I'iied. And I had a big burial Insurance, too. and be knowed that, So I jus' natch ully tu'ned him out." "Yes." I said. "But I thought 1 saw hltn going In your back gate last week." "Oh. to be sure! He's round, but he's jes' boa'dln" with me now."— Ladles' Home Journal. Beginning of the Germ Theory. Agostino Bassl. a country doctor In the north of Italy, early In the last century was the starter of the germ theory of disease. At that time a pe culiar disease was killing the silk worms, bringing ruin to the whole silk country ot Italy. Bassl, by the micro scope, discovered the germ which is the cause of the disease. The germ later was named Botritis basslana. Bassi believed and stated that human diseases were also caused by geruis. Bassi's work was sneered at and pooh poohed by his fellow men and physi cians, and be failed to make a lasting impression, thereby losing great glory for Italia.—New York Press. Th« Orkney Islands "The member from the Orkneys" 1.1 the only man In the British house o( commons who can say he sits for Islands. Only sixty of the Islands are Inhabited, but the constituency em braces more than ttllutl. tiun Johnny had not well ot i the ineusius we bought solttu suiphui | rsuillcs and discoui vrteil lbs nous* from top to bottom **•»CtHesgo rril.nn. An Ad«int*||i. "Ho you prufei servants «lw s ' English Imperfectly I" "Yea." repllmj the lioiiMwiie "If I doii'l understand what the) »ajr I *" not obliged to dismiss I lie in so fI • , ■4usatly • Ksehnnge |sMH*i«a. Onc« g|*« your utiud tu »u*pl<'t | iud there Is eurv to Uu t*««l Munich i* It In lliv tllllrsl olgtil tin ill I " wllli » >uiu|s ft.i 11.. wakeful ..it II la r*S"t»«l lu tisisii 1 h« Gsmpletni I* rubs III) lias «ti>rw»stuu i» u» nft*ii«r by vMsupis tltu auy othe> arytaiag la blasted