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THE MORNING
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY AUGUST 4, 1910.
battling Their Nicknames.
"A traveler from Liverpool got hop
>lng mud (be oilier (lay bet-ituse some
uue railed liliu a Liverpudlian." said
ibe city salesman "I couldn't blame
Dim, but tile man who unwittingly of
fered the luwult deelnres that that is
the proper name for people who II vp
In Liverpool
"lie pointed out that it isn't easy to
designate ibe inhabitants of all cities
by euphonious names. New Yorker,
Londoner, Parisian, Chicagoan, are so
obvious thai it would be ditlienlt to say
anything else, but how about cities
that do not atlUiate so readily with 'er,'
an' or ■lie?'
"Those are the suffixes most com
monly used to designate a set of na
lives. Take Cork. A mail from Cork
may be a corker, but that doesn't ap
lily to a whole city full of people;
neither does Corkite nor Corkan sound
right.
"Then there is Mempfcts. What do
you call a man from Memphis, any
how, or from Amsterdam, or Dallas, or
Bruges. or Hath? By the time you
have studied out the proper appella
tions for inhabitants of all cities you
will be apt to strike something that
sounds funnier than Liverpudlian."—
Washington Post.
Grim Music.
"On one occasion." said a London
actor. "I decided to take a house in
the suburbs and after a good deal of
bunting about found one that suited
my purse. Indeed, it was so exces
sively cheap that 1 was on the point of
signing the lease at once, when It oc
curred to me that I hnd better take
auother look at It by gaslight. That
night I was making a second tour of
Inspection and went iuto the dining
room, it was a balmy summer night,
and as 1 threw open the window 1
heard a peculiar tapping sound.
"Knock, knock, knock.
"1 pricked up my ears to listen
There was silence for a moment, and
then the noise continued. I turned to
the caretaker and laughingly said:
" 'See here, my friend, I know why
this bouse is cheap. There's a ghost
on the premises."
" 'Oh, no, sir,' he answered by way
of reassuring me. "That's only the
uoise from the cofliii factory hacross
the way, sir. They hoften works there
nights.'"
He did not sigu the lease.
Caught tha Jury.
"Oratory is. Indeed, a lost art," said
a Cleveland man the other day."l
used togo down to the courts Just to
hear the lurid speeches. Nothing doing
In that line any more. The lawyers do
not talk about flowers, rainbows and
sunbeams any more.
"There was a lawyer In Cleveland
years ago—Hill Robinson was his name
—whose addresses to a Jury always at
tracted a crowd. I will forever remem
ber one of his sentences. The tnan he
was fighting in the suit had a reputa
tion as something of a miser.
" 'Who is this man, who Is he?' thun
dered Itoblnsou. 'You know and 1
know that he boils his potatoes In wid
ows' tears."
"This phrase caught the Jury, and
Robinson won his case, but one doesn't
hear any such 'oratory' as that nowa
days."
The Barebone Family.
The celebrnted name of Praise God
Barebone was borne by a member of
the Cromwell parliament called togeth
er after the dissolution of the long
parliament in 1053. The royalists call
ed the assembly "Harebones parlia
ment." At the time when General
Monk was in London ftarebone headed
the mob that presented a petition to
(>arlinuient against the recall of
Charles 11. Of the Barebone family
there were three brothers, each of
whom had a sentence for a name-
Praise God Barebone. Christ-cauie-
Into-the-world-to.save Barebone and
If-Chrlst-had not-d led-thou -hadst-beeu
damned Barebone.
Poiaon In Young Rattlesnakes.
Observations on live rattlesnakes
show that the polsou glandx become
functionally active as aoou as the
snakes begin to shift for themselves,
which must be very soon after birth.
Experiments on the young ones six
days after birth proved the presence
of venom in small quantities Kxperl
ments made three months after birth
showed that considerable venom Is
secreted, as a pigeon llinoculated at
this time died 111 two hours with the
usual symptoms of cbrouic poisoning
Tha Valua of Doors.
When a mail Is croaa there isn't any
thing In the world more SKgrsvHtliiß
than a house with all the counectluK
doors down or one that has doors
that cloae uolseleaaly A man likes to
aUt'o a door lie gets uiorw good out
of slumming a door. In his opinion, thuu
any one could get out of religion. It
la bia protest agslnat everything In the
world that Is wrong, and It mean* that
be Isn't ntuch older than the child
that bents tta head oa the floor Atclil
aou (Unite
Hard an Him.
"Hello, Ned. old boy! Writing home
for money 112
"No."
"What are you making ao much fuaa
over? You've heen fuming over that
Uttor for two h>>ura"
"I'm trying to write home without
ask log for iiiouey "
The Usual Quantity
Tralu Paowogei tto fiurter. wbo la
wielding whiaki Mix h dust on m*
porter* porter Ttout Ml i-enta' wuth
aah Itoatot. Tranaertpt
Mature knows no pause hi pn»gree»
and at lav be* Iter I'Ulse on all In*. Host,
ftwelfce
Roypl Mistakes.
Roverelpns and princes nre strnngely
given to ranking astonishing mistakes
while dealing with dales. The Insrrip
tion on King Kdwnrd Yll.'s collin that
he died in the ninth year of his reign
Instead of the lentil i> only an ex
ample of uiau.v similar err«ir< In No
vetnber, lsr>,s. Queen VI. toria wrote to
the lute king to inform him that no
might consider himself <>inaiiiipa:e<l
from parental authority ami eontroi
as he was now eighteen years ol<! and
therefore of age. Her majesty's n itei
which was very long, wa- a ipmsi «er
mon, and It ended by informing the
then Prince of Wales thai lie iv.m d be
forthwith made a knight of the (inner
and a colonel in the army How Queen
Victoria and Prince Albert fell into so
extraordinary a mistake it is inipossi
bio to understand, for the prime bad
only then completed his seventeenth
year. Dean Wellesley, to whom the
young prince showed the letter, at once
detected the serious error into which
the queen had fallen, but ho thought
It best to say nothing.—London Truth
Got Full Measure.
All yesterday James had played tru
ant from school, and when the irate
master raised his enne tliroateningly
James burst into a flood of tears.
"Please don't lick me. sir." he sob
bed.
"And why should I not lick you.
pray?" thundered the schoolmaster.
"W'y, sir. 'cos I think I've 'ad
enough!" gasped James. "Yesterday
the boy as I played truant with and I
fell out and he licked me. and a man
we threw stones at caught me and
licked me, the driver of a cart we
hung onto licked me, the owner of a
cat we chased licked me. Then when
I got home mother licked me. and
after that father licked me, and then
mother licked me again for calling her
a sneak for telling father."
"Well." responded the master grim
ly. "by this time one licking more or
less won't make much difference, and
It seems hard I shouldn't have my
whack. Come here, sir!"— London An
swers.
Remnants of a College Course.
Prosecuting Attorney (examining a
prospective Juror)—Do you know any
thing about chemistry?
"I studied It at school."
"Do you think you remember enough
of It to make you a competent Juror in
a poison case?"
"I'm not sure."
"Do you remember any of the for
mulas?"
"Let me see—two."
"Only two?"
"Yes, sir."
"Are they In a poem?"
(Hlushlngi "Yes, sir."
"Is this the poem?
"Our Willie boy Is dead anil gone.
We ne'er shall see him more.
What Willie thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
(Blushing furiously* "Yes. sir."
"I thought s» You nre excused."—
St Louis Post Dispatch.
Went Back on His Authority.
Leslie Stephen's single meeting with
Freeman, the historian, was In the na
ture of a collision. "| came in contact
with him only once." he said. "He
wrote a life of Alfred for the Diction
ary of National Biography under my
editorship, but declined to do more
because we had n difference of opinion
us to whether Atbelstnne should be
spelled with an 'A.' That was, I con
fess, a question to which 1 was culpa
bly Indifferent, but I had taken com
petent advice, and my system (I forget
whnt It wasi hnd been elsewhere sanc
tioned by the great historian Rtubbs.
Now, as Freeman was never tired of
asserting the Infallibility of Stubbs, I
Innocently thought that I might take
refuge behind so eminent an authority
The result was that for once Freeman
blasphemed Stubbs and refused to co
operate auy longer In an titiHcbolarllke
enterprise."
Three Men.
When II II Rogers was In the
prime of his power, sajs a New York
writer, he formed a "friendship part
nership" with Mark Twain iiud Thom
as Bracket! Reed Utld took |iersonai
charge of their affairs, looking after
tlieiu as lie would a couple ol children
it was great fun for all three, and
eiqicciiilly Rogers. Neither tiemeus
nor Reed hud any sense fur business.
The big e\ s|>eiikcr came to New Vurk
a poor man Five years later he died
suddenly, and his estate ussu>ed over
fiiMUssi ||t« probahl> had no Idea
what be was north at iiwy stage Rog
ers mad* us much or more money for
Clemens
In the Long Age.
"Adam." asked Km, "whtil are you
dolugr
"I'm discovering Mars." he said,
looking down at her tu rest til* netk
"i wonder If It ha* any tiihnbllauU "
From which we learn I hut Ad.no al
ready knew about as inte li concerning
Marx as tliu modern iiairottoinere do
Chicago Tribune
■ atiat>ed With Himself.
"Have Mn,» serious trouble with your
new automobile*"
"Not a hit Ho far I haven't bit a
Single imm without being able tu gel
awn) before lie *ol to* number " -
lie 1 elantl Leader
Might Have NedJsrf
t.dna - It's a not*! thing for tt»e that
alienee gl*«*« e»»o *eni Amelia Win)
Kdua last night w lien iieurge »»k<t
ate tu lis hi* Wife I ltt»l inj luke
A Child's Character
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