Cameron County press. (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, April 14, 1910, Image 10

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    Tlie Best Always*
Spring
Announce
ment
If you desire a good fit
ting and stylish made Spring
Suit that is stylish, give
John Hdelman a call at once
and don't wait until the
season is here and have to
wait. Call at once.
Spring Goods now in
Suits made to Order
Prices from $25 to $45
We guarantee our work
and if you fail to get a good
fit you do not have to take
the suit. Remember, we
guarantee to give you a good
fit, for we employ none but
the best workmen. They
all reside here, spend
their money here, pay taxes
and help to keep up our
county. Encourage home
industry.
Jno. Edelman
EAST ALLEGANY AUENUE
OPPOSITE ST. CHARLES HOTEL
East Emporium, Pa.
CANCE R
To prove to the world that I have
the only successful remedy for cancer,
I will send, all charges prepaid, a
sample bottle to any sufferer. Address
GEO. HOY TIBBINS, M. D., SPECIALIST,
WILKESBAKKE, PA., U. 8. A.
Our guarantee is your protection—
THE RED CROSS DRUG CO.
3-H.
r |r HFffspa
Quickly Cured.
Chamberlain's
Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhea Remedy
Can always be depended upon.
During the summer months children
are subject to bowel disorders and should
jf*ceive the most careful attention. A?
soon an any unnatural looseness of the
l owels is noticed Chamberlain's Colic,
* hoi >ra and Diarrhea Remedy shouM be'
;nyen. Costs but 25 cents a bottle, and
it is economy to always keep a bottle
IjHurly■ •You do not know when it mav
be noeded, but when you do want it vou
want 1 t badly. Get a bottle today. ®
OUR SPRING
OPENING
Ladies Suits, Skirts and Shirtwaists
A Fine line of Embroideries and Laces.
SPECIAL—One lot of Waists formerly Sold
at $2.95 and $2.75 reduced to $1.39.
H.A.Zarps & Co
Mountain Park
Green Houses.
It ids way, Pa,
We have the largest and most up-to
date GREEN HOUSE in Western
Pennsylvania.
All orders left at Geo. J. Laßar's,
Emporium, Pa., will receive prompt
and careful attention. Satisfaction
guaranteed. 52-1 y.
LADY WANTED!
To introduce our
I'ul dress goods and waistings. Latest up-to-date
New York City patterns. Handsomest line ol
materials ever seen. Quick sales, large profits
Can make S2O or more weekly. Samplestind full
instructions packed in neat sample case shipped
Express prepaid. No money required. Exclu
sive territory. Our prices are low. Write fur
particulars. Be first to apply.
Standard Oress Goods Co., Dept. 6, Singhamton, N. Y
More auto troubles caif be traced
U to inferior gasoline than from all
M other causes. Why not enjoy your m
V machine, confident that the power la H
■ there just when you need it most. if
£ Waverly Gasolines I
■ are manufactured expressly for automo- H
■ bile use. Try the wevtrly brands. ■
H You may be assured of instantaneous, pow- M
erful clean explosion, freedom from carbon J
deposits on spark pljjßS or in cylinders.
Independent Bsflners
CHICHESTER S PILLS
DIAMOND BRAND
LADIES I r
Ask jomr l>r. cr t.t for CHI-CnES-TRR'S A
DIAMOND BRAND PILLS in Rkd and/VV
Gold metallic boxes, sealed with Blue(0>
Ribbon. Till NO otbii. Bar of romr V/
Dranlit and aik for CHI-CHKS-Tf.K ■ V
! DIAMOND BKAND PILLS, for twentT-fivS
' years regarded as Best, Safest, Always Reliable,
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS
TIMK FVPRYWHFRF WORTH
j TKJKU bVCn llfM£ ll £ TESTED
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McCALL PATTERNS
Celebrated for style, perfect fit, simplicity snc
reliability nearly 40 years. Sold in nearlj
every city and town in the United States an*
Canada, or by mail direct. More sold thar
any other make. Send*for free catalogue
McCALL'S MAGAZINE
More subscribers than any other fashion
magazine—million a month. Invaluable. Lat
est styles, patterns, dressmaking, millinery,
plain sewing, fancy needlework, huirdressing,
etiquette, good stories, etc. Only 50 cents «
year (worth double), including a free pattern.
Subscribe today, or send for sample copy.
WONDERFUL INDUCEMENTS
to Agents. Postal brings premium catalogue
and new cash prize offers. Address
rBE McCALL CO.. 2M to 248 W. J7tb St.. NEW YOfti
ITYf ¥ tin A soro gaaranued If you n»t ;
PILES r^supposuonj
D> || alt Thompaoa, Sop't
Graded Schoola, BtatesrlUs, N. C., write*: " I can aay
the/ do all you claim for Ihem." Dr. 8. M. DeTore,
Raven Rock, W. Va., writfa; " They ft?« onlrtraal aatla
faction." Dr. B. D. McGill, Clarkaburg, Tenu., write*:
'*lo s praetica of S3 yearr, I have found no remedy to
•qaat youra." Paica, 60 Ccmts. Sample* Free. Bold
b/ DrnggUU. MARTIN buoy, lancactcr. pa!
Sold in Emporium by L. Tajgsrf and It. C. Dodtoa
CALL FOR FRCC SUMPLt
CAMERON* COUNTY PRESS THURSDAY. APRIL 14. i<)io.
A Defeated Conscience.
The secretary of the Kansas State
Historical society tells a story about
an eaily day Kansas justice of the
peace who will bo nameless here:
"This J. I\," said the secretary,
"would marry a couple one day as
justice of the peace and divorce them
the next as notary public."
One time, as the story ran, a man
surrendered himself to this J. P.
"An' phwat's the matter?" asked the
judge.
"1 killed a man out here on the prai
rie iu a tight," was the reply. "I want
to give myself Op."
"You did kill him, sor?" asked the
J. P.
"Yes, sir," was the reply.
"Who saw you?" asked the J. P.
"Nobody."
"An' nobody saw you kill 'iin?"
"No, sir. Just we two were there."
"An' you're shure nobody saw you?"
reiterated the J. P.
"Of course I'm sure," was the reply.
"Thin you're discharged," said the
J. I'., bringing his fist down on the
table. "You're discharged. You can't
'criminate yourself. Fifty dollars,
please!"— Kansas City Journal.
Trouble For Hubby. •
At a recent tea party where the fare
provided could not by any means be
termed palatable a guessing game was
instituted, and the lady who won it
was asked to say what she would have
as a prize. She greatly flattered her
young hostess by requesting a slice of
the cake with which some of them
had desperately struggled at tea time.
"Why did you ask for that stuff?" a
disappointed and still hungry youth
asked her. "You know very well it
isn't fit to eat."
"I have a definite purpose in view,"
answered the young lady, carefully
placing the piece of cake where there
would be no possibility of her forget
ting it."l mean to make my husband
eat it—if necesary, to force it down his
throat crumb by crumb—and thus con
vince him that somewhere in the wide,
wide world there is an even worse
cook than he imagines his inexperi
enced young wife to be." —Pearson's
Weekly.
A Tipless Curse.
"Talk about the tip evil," said the
traveled girl. "Now, last summer,
just before I left London, I got cursed
awfully. It was like this: I had tip
ped everybody on the place—the man
servants, the maidservants, the slavey,
the bootblack. Then Just before I got
in a cab a man up and threw an old
soiled cloth over the wheel to protect
my skirts as I got in. Nobody asked
him. It didn't protect my skirts, be
cause it was worse than the wheel, so
I didn't think it was necessary to tip
him.
"1 wish you could have seen his face.
It scared me. He swore an awful
oath. Then he said, 'I honly 'opes the
boat goes down wid ye, that's what I
'opes!'
"1 was pretty wabbly all the way
over, thluking it might, but the boat
didn't go down."—New York Press.
Too Soon For Her.
Apropos of those who never enjoy
the luxury of a carriage save when the
death of some one makes for a free
ride to the cemetery a clergyman told
of a little girl standing at Fifth ave
nue and Thirtieth street, New York.
She was a ragged little thing, and she
was watching the carriages rolling
past with the most wistful blue eyes.
"Well, little one," he said, "would
you like to own one of those car
riages?"
The blue eyes turned up, and there
were tears in their corners.
"I never rode in a kerridge," she
said softly. "Me little brudder died
afore I was born."
The Midnight Sun.
The midnight sun is not visible
south of the polar circle. It is above
the horizon throughout the twenty
four hours at Bodo from June 3 to
July 7, at Tromso from the 19th of
May to the 22d of July and at the
North cape from the 12th of May to
the 29th of July. There are corre
sponding periods during December,
January and November when the sun
is not seen, but the darkness of the
winter Is by no means so great as
might be imagined. The whiteness of
the snow and the glimmer of the
northern lights make a sort of per
petual twilight.
The Makings In Church.
"1 never knew," said the nervous j
man, "what an inveterate smoker I i
am until recently in church, my first
visit for a long while, I found myself
mechanically rolling a cigarette. In j
fact, I had it rolled and was reaching
'or a match when I suddenly came to. I
Suppose I hadn't waked up? Rather
awful, what?"— New York Press.
One of Our Pet Phraaea.
"Did any of the inhabitants escape
with his life?" inquired the man who
wants harrowing details.
"I didn't stop to ascertain," answer
ed the man who is harrowingly exact.
"It struck me that If anybody escaped
without his life there wasn't much use
in his escaping anyhow."—Washington
Star.
A Prank Anawer.
"John Jones," said the magistrate,
with severity, "you are charged with
habitual drunkenness. What have
you to offer in excuse for your of
fense?"
"Habitual tliirst, your honor."
Splendid Bcheme.
Mother (of her son)—lie has a beau
tiful voice, and' we have had him
taught the flute so that he can ac
company himself.—Bon Vivant.
A Bill Ny. Story.
According to the Bookman, Bill Nye
once made a short speech at an au
thors' dinner in London that was
much relished by the bookmen pres
ent, including the publishers, at whom
it was indirectly aimed.
"Just a year ago," said Nye, "I was
walking on the principal street of In
dianapolis when I met a man whose
appearance showed that he was re
duced to the very depths of poverty.
His clothes were ragged, his face un
shaven, his hair long and matted and
his feet unshod. As 1 passed him a
look of recognition came Into his eye.
" 'Nye, old fellow, don't you know
me? Don't you know Abel I'. Jones,
who was your classmate at college?'
" 'What, Jones! Is it really you?
.Well, well! What can I do for you?'
" 'For heaven's sake, help me. I am
starving. Lend me half a dollar.'
"I felt in my pockets. They were
empty. I had no money myself. But
a bright thought flashed through my
mind.
" 'Abel, I can't lend you the half
dollar. I haven't got it. But, look
J<ore, I'll tell you what 1 will do—l'll
let you publish my next book.'
"Gentleihen, that was just a year
ago, and this month Abel P. Jones
sent me an invitation togo to Europe
with him in his steam yacht."
Needed an Explanation.
A little boy was often whipped by
his father for lying. He usually took
it as a matter of course, but 011 one oc
casion it seemed to excite him to re
flection. After it was all over he stood
before his father in a thoughtful way,
which attracted that worthy's atten
tion.
"My son," said the father, "what are
you thinking about?"
"Father," said the son, "when you
was a little boy. did you use to tell
lies?"
"No, my son. When 1 was a little
boy I did not tell lies."
"Father," returned the son, "when
mother was a little girl, did she use
to tell lies?"
"No, my son," replied the father.
"When your mother was a little girl
she did not tell lies. But why do you
ask me these questions?"
"Well," said the little fellow, draw
ing a long sigh, "it is the most mys
terious thing in the world to me trhat
a father who never told lies when he
was a little boy and a mother who
never told lies when she was a little
girl could have a boy that tells as
many as I do."
Plaid and Tartan.
Will the southron ever learn that
"plaid" is not a synonym for "tartan?"
Not long ago an Englishman came into
a hosier's establishment in Glasgow
and asked a man behind the counter
to show him some "plaid ties." The
attendant, perhaps wondering w-hat
this new and weird article of wear
ing apparel could be, was completely
batlled until explanation elicited the
fact that a necktie with a tartan de
sign was required. Dickens, too, is a
sinner in this respect, for he makes
Bob Sawyer say with regard to wheth
er his political proclivities are "buff"
or "blue"—"l'm a kind of plaid at
present, a compound of all sorts of
colors." Moreover, an English dic
tionary gives an adjectival meaning
of"plaid" as "colored in squares."
I've never heard ouch use in Scotland.
Has any one else? —Scottish Field.
Hall Caine'a Moonshine.
Authors and artists who have be
come well known by means of making
the moon dance in the wrong houses
of heaven are numerous, but we never
expected Hall Caine to join the group.
Yet in"The Scapegoat," chapter 23,
on Israel's return from prison after
evenfall, we find that "with a wave
of his hand he was gone into the dark
ness. It was a wonderful night. The
moon, which was In its first quarter,
was still low in the east."
It was indeed a wonderful night.
On no other night since the creation
has the moon in its first quarter ever
been seen low in the east.—London
Star.
Won't Stay Retained.
This notice appears on a Flushing
steamboat: "Passengers should obtain
a receipt for all provisions taken on
board this boat and are requested to
retain the same."
Easier said than done. It reminds
us of the old limerick:
There was a young man of Ostend
Who said he'd hold out till the end.
But when halfway over
From Ostend to Dover
He did what he didn't Intend.
—London Globe.
His Definition.
At a London board school the teach
er had explained to the children the
meaning of the word "ability." "Now,
children," she went on, "what word
would express the opposite to ability?"
A sharp faced little boy at the end
of the end form bobbed up his head
and exclaimed, "Please, teacher, nobil
ity!"— Work and Play.
Jack Knew.
On coming home from the office the
father met Jack and Dick.
"What have you been doing today,
fcoys ?" be questioned.
"Fightin'," replied Dick.
"Fighting, eh? Who licked?"
"Mamma did," answered Jack.—Ex
change.
In Keeping.
Medium—The spirits won't rap un
less you write out your request on pa
per. Patron—Any special kind of pa
per? Medium Certainly wrapping
paper.—St. Louis Star.
Difficulties are things that show
what men are.—Epietetus.
SaVe Gas
While we have' numerous COOKING, HEATING and
PARLOR STOVES in our large stock, comprising the finest
makes, at most reasonable prices, we constantly add the latest
and most improved. We carry the largest line in Cameron
county. Our latest favorite is
sign, heavy cast iron, eoreil and drilled.
ONE-HALF MINUTE required to change this Range from gas to
coal or vice-versa.
TO CHANGE from gas to coal lift out top burners, close slides at
top burner openings, close front slide-drnft, pull out cast iron false oven
bottom, remove cover from simo and place it into cover hole in reguiar
bottom. s
WATERFRONT-CAST Malleable, can bo supplied in firebox for
coal if desired.
TOP BURNERS are the well known star drilled variety, are re
movable, no bolts, simply lift out.
LARGE ROUND DRILLED OVEN BURNER is not removable,
always ready for use. Has improved pilot light.
BOWL SHAPED FLUE, containing oven burner, has openiDg at
ottom, giving required air supply for perfect combustion.
DAMPER in closet pipe open for coal, close for gas.
BROIL WITH COAL, raise front two section,adjust swing brackets,
attached at side of warming-closet.
OVEN THERMOMETER on every combined Coal and Gas Range.
ODORHOOD WARMING CLOSET draws heat and fumes from top
cooking surface to flue.
EVERY RANGE GUARANTEED A PERFECT BAKER
AND COOKER
The Most Complete Line of Hardware
Never has our establishment been better able to meet the
demands of the trade than at present. We have the largest and
most complete line of everything that should be found in a first
class Hardware store. Drop in and {see us—no harm done if
you do not purchase.
F. V. HEILMAN & CO.
Next door to Geo. J. Laßar's Furniture Store.
15 COMPETITION DEAD! |
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! G. B. HOWARD & CO'S I
I WEST FOURTH ST.,I
| EMPORIUM, CAMERON CO., PA. J|
1 NOTICE LARGEST AND MOST COMPLETE LINE ||
H mmmaummmmmmt of GENERAL MERCHANDISE in COUNTY M
j| OUR MOTTO:—Good and Reliable
1 Goods at Moderate Prices.
I Groceries • g
® Canned goods, strictly pure, conforming with the pure
® food law, consisting of Tomatoes, Peaches, Pears, Succotash ,j |j
j|| and Corn, Corned and Dried Beef, Veal Loaf, Salmon, Sar
(«*j dines in oil and mustard, Pickles by the keg or in bottles, all 11
ilsj( kinds of Fish, by the piece or pail, Hams, Bacon and Salt |js
<||S Pork, or anything you desire in the Grocery line; also Hay, <||
||®| Feed, Oats, Straw and Flour. * pi
pi Clothing
||i! Our stock of Underwear is complete. National Wool, m
Fleece lined and Ballbrigan Shirts and Drawers which cannot &
| be surpassed in price or durability. Our line of Overalls,
!§f Over Jackets, Pants, Work and Dress Shirts, Wool and Cot- M
itj| ton Socks, Gloves and Mitts, will surprise you in price and M
M quality.
|t Shoes and Rubbers 112
W Men and Boys'work and dress Shoes, Ladies and Chil $|
j m dren's shoes, Complete line and all sizes. Rubbers of allkind
||| for Ladies, Children and Lumbermen's. Jjj
||| Dry Goods f|
®J Cannot be surpassed in this line. Have everything from ®
HI! a darning needle to a sewing machine. Our line of Embroi
deries and Insertions are complete. Come look our stock M
M over and be convinied. w*
I Hardware 9
Axes, Shovels, Hinges, Hammers, Hatchets, all kinds Ml
and sizes of Nails and Spikep, Our Tinware, etc., consists of iM
Boilers, Pans, Tin Cups, Wash Basins. Full stock of
Lumberman's Supplies, Lever Stocks, Neck Yokes, Axe and !j||f
Pick Handles, Spuds, Maids, Grabs, etc.
We appreciate all orders and shall endeavor to give our ffi
immediate and prompt attention and give you as good ser- M
vice and as reliable goods in the future as we have in the past. [i«j|
Phone orders receive our prompt attention} m
Yours truly, jM
? C. B. HOWARD & CO. g