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HOWARD & GO'S I WEST FOURTH ST., I j I EMPORIUM, CAMERON CO., PA. | V NOTICE LARGEST AND MOST COMPLETE LINE , if BomBBB of GENERAL MERCHANDISE in COUNTY g OUR MOTTO:—Good and Reliable Goods at Moderate Prices. H Groceries 3%? Canned goods, strictly pure, conforming with the pure M) jp Tood law, consisting of Tomatoes, Peaches, Pears, Succotash jtrtjif Ipl and Corn, Corned and Dried Beef, Veal Loaf, Halm on, Sar- B P' dines in oil and mustard, Pickles by the keg or in bottles, all wi Mi kinds of Fish, by the piece or pail, Hams, Bacon and Salt M <>o, Pork, or anything you desire in the Grocery line; also Hay, Axes, Shovels, Hinges, Hammers, Hatchets,J'all kinds hM jjs! and sizes of Nails and Spikes. Our Tinware, etc,, consists of if:' 1 Boilers, Milk Pans, Tin Cups, Wash Basins. Full stock of |mi|| Mj Lumberman's Supplies, Lever Stocks, Neck Yokes, Axe and ||j| Pick Handles, Spuds, Mauls, Grabs, etc. ||| Wo appreciate all orders and shall endeavor to give our llif immediate and prompt attention and give you as good ser vice and as reliable goods in the future as we have in the past. I|M ||! Phone orders receive our prompt s\ s is spp posed to give a view ot the inquirer's future husband, who seen peep ing over milady's shoulder. 4 l'eei.safe ly taken from an apple, tossed three times round the head and thrown to the ground "fe bowl from a distance of about four feet! 1f the fork pierces an apple the feat is believed to protect the perform er^'children from catching cold.—Lon don'-'Scraps. ' Early English Scif'fe. In 1370 a report was circulated that "certain galleys, with a multitude of armed men therein, were lying oft the foreland of Tbanet," and an order was at once issued that "every night watch shall be kept between the' Tower of London and Billingsgate.-with forty men at arms and sixty archers." The watch was kept in the following or der: "Tuesday, the drapers and the tailors; Wednesday, the mercers and the apothecaries; Thursday, the fish mongers and the butchers; Friday, the pewterers and the vintners; Saturday, the goldsmiths and the saddlers; Sun day, the ironmongers, the armorers and the cutlers; Monday, the tawers. the spurriers, the bowyers and the gir dlers." Even In 1616 pirate vessels were captured off the Kentish coast, between Broadstairs and Margate.— London Chronicle. The Label Language. "There's a language in hotel labels, the same as in stamps or flowers," said a courier. "All over Europe the hotel porters paste the hotel labels on your trunks in such a way that the porters in future towns will know what sort of a tipper you are. "Dp at the top of the trunk the label means you are generous. In the mid dle it means you're a middling sort Down very low it means you ara no good." Willing to Help. "Ma, what are the folks in our church gettin' up a subscription fer?" "To send our minister on a vacatiou to Europe." "Won't there be no church services while he's gone?" "No, dear." "Ma, I got 51.23 in my bank. Can I give that?"— Cleveland Leader. Franklin and the Balloon. When the balloon was first discov ered some one said to Franklin, "What will ever come of It?" Franklin point ed to a baby in its cradle and said, "And what will ever come of that?" A Truthful Sign. Mr. Longear—By the way, did you ever know that large ears are a sign of generosity? Miss Beauti—of course, Mr. Longear. They are a sign that nature has been generous. The Spelling Class. Teacher—Spell coincidence. Willie. Willie—l can't spell it, but I can tell what it means. Teacher—Well. then, what does It mean? Willie —Twins.— Judge. lie who relies on posterity to do him Justice will not feel the pain of disap pointment.—Puck. Why He Was Deaf. Scen»—Stable of Scottish village inn. Landlord is busy repairing a piece of harness and is carrying on at the same time a conversation with the village blacksmith. Enter farmer. Farmer—Look lien-, landlord! Can ye gie me a bottle o' yer best whisky? Landlord Weel. ye see. the horses are a' out, an' 1 diuna ken when otiy o' them 'II be banie. Farmer—lt's no a horse 1 want; it's a bottle o' whisky. Landlord— Aye; but. ,ve see. they're a guid bit awn'. an' it'll be late before the tirwt o' them's back. Farmer —l IHI ye. it's no' a horse, but a bottle o' whisky. I want. Landlord—Weel, ye see. the beasts II he tired, an'— Farmer—(Jang awa' wt' ye an' yer lieasts! Exit, Blacksmith—Man. John, ye're gettin' as deaf as a doorpost. It wasna' a horse, but a bottle o' whisky, the man was askin' for. Landlord—Ou, aye, I heard him fine, but he didna' pay for the last bottle he got.—Pearson's Weekly. The Order of the Bath. The last Knights of the Bath made according to the ancient forms were at the coronation of Charles 11., when various rites and ceremonies, one of which was bathing, were enforced. According to Froissart. the court barber prepared a hath, and the can didate for membership in the order, having been undressed hv his esquires, was thereupon placed In the bath, his clothes and collars being the perqui sites of the barber He was then re moved from the water to the words "May this be an honornhle bath to you" and was placed' in ti plain bed quite wet and naked to >dryv . As soon as ho was quite dry he was removed from the bed. dressed in new and rich apparel and conducted by his sponsors to the chapel, where be offered a taper to the honor of (Jod and a penny piece to the honor of the king. Then he went to.the monarch and. kneeling before him. received from the royal swortot tap on the shoulder, the king exclaiming, "Arise, Sir ." and then embraced him, saying, "Be thou a good knight, and true."—London Strand Magazine. England's Patron Saint. [ The story of England's patron saint ! is surrouird»d by a mixture ot truth and fable which defies definite sifting. He is gen era My bvlie-ved to have been , born at Lyaia, l>ut brought up in Cap t padocin. and Suffered .martyrdom in the feign of .Diocletian, A. D. 303. The legend of lite-conflict with the dragon may have arisen, from n symbolical or allegorical representation ot his con test with the pagan persecutors. When our crusaders went to the east in 10!)(i they found St.