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All attempt to plant one Inside the theater at the foot of the grand staircase was a failure. The women objected to tlie fierceness of the light. One of them, for instance, "pretended to he very anxious that the secret of her soft complexion should not be discovered." Professor Eras mus Wilson said of electric light at that time, "With regard to the electric light, much has been said for and against it, but I think I may sny, with out fear of contradiction, that when the Paris exhibition closes the electric light will close with it, and very little luore will be heard about it." Mr. Hollingslicad, by the way, had fitted up the Gaiety as early as 1800 with an electric searchlight, which flashed the length of the Strand, lint he soon withdrew that for fear of scaring the horses. To Find Your Affinity. Your affinity is your mate, but un less you know tiie six types of happy married folks on Olyfnpus, up to date, you may miss yours. Jupiter, king of heaven, ruler of men, house and busi ness, must marry Juno, the queenly woman, plump, domestic, wise as Mi nerva, yet loving as Venus. Venus should mate with Apollo; but, being fond of all men and usually pretty, a Venus woman marries any one, often several times. Marry and be petted and adored she must or die. Minerva, 011 the contrary, can be happy only with a Vulcan, a man her counterpart, wise, lofty, patient, a reformer, teach er and philosopher. Both have con tempt for frivolity and meanness and vice. Most all of the elderly single women In the world, especially those descendants from Puritan or Calvanls tlc stock, are single just because they are the Minerva type and too wise to marry any one but Vulcans. And Vul can men, being the best of their sex, are scarce.—Nautllis. Not What It Was For. When Miss Julia Bryant, daughter of William Cuilen Bryant, was a little child an aged lady, who was for a time a neighbor of the poet and his family, had been shown into the par lor of the house, where she was mak ing her first call. She found the small Julia seated on the floor with an Illus trated volume of Milton in her lap. Al though she knew, of course, that it must be the artist, not the author, in whom at that early age the child was interested, she asked genially by way of beginning an acquaintance: "Reading poetry already, little girl?" Julia looked up and regarded her gravely. Then she explained, with an air of politely correcting inexcusable ignorance: "People don't read poetry. Papas write poetry, and mammas sing po etry, and little girls learn to say po etry, but nobody reads poetry. That isn't what it's for." Then He Landed. "Beauty is a woman's most impor tant attribute," said a New York beauty doctor. "She who increases beauty is woman's greatest benefactor. Husbands, brothers, even fathers—in their inmost hearts beauty is the thing they desire most to see in their femi nine relations. Only the other day a gray, fat old gentleman entered a newspaper otiice and said: " 'Are you the managing editor?' " 'Yes,' was the reply. " 'I suppose that on you. then,' said the visitor, 'rests the responsibility for this morning's reference to my daugh ter Patty as Fatty. Take that!'" An Ungallant Rascal. "I suppose," said the angular spin ster, "that you never had a romance?" "Dat's where youse is wrong," re plied the unlaundered hobo. "I wunst had a sweetheart wot wuz a dead ringer fcr youse." "And did she die?" asked the angu lar spinster as she helped him to an other hunk of pie. "No, ma'am," answered the hobo. "When leap year come round she asked me t' marry her—an' 1 run away from home."—Chicago News. Dead Heat. 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