Cameron County press. (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, April 08, 1909, Image 12

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    Genasco
Roofing
Manufactured from Genuine
Trindad Lake Asphault. The j
best water proofing, also nearest;
fire proofing known. Guaranteed
seven years.
Stone Surface, (t»o np
I'cr 10S square feet . . «p£*OD
Model Surface, j /\a
Per 10S square feet . .
White Stone, o /\/\
Per 10S square feet . . «J.UU
Smooth Surface, 1 Ply 9OC
Per 10S square feet . .
Smooth Surface, 2 Ply 0 aa
Per [OB square feet . J.UU
Smooth Surface, 3 Ply
Per 10S square feet . . O*ID
Full Line of Hardware
Plumbing, Gas and Steam Fitting
DININNY, BURNSIDE&Co
Broad St., Emporium, Pa.
I. LiiKiir
liiniitiiiT
TabjjreU.ej.
The Set to Set Before You
Is waiting for you in theshane |
ot a nice set of crockery. We j
arc now showing a splendid stock j
of good sound Crockery, every
single piece warranted free from :
fault or blemish. The fiuesc as- ;
sortment in the county at rea- i
souuble prices.
Uiiilcrtakiiig
Ik J. Liilliir
Pure Water!
DRINK
SIZERVILLE
MINERAL
WATER
Clean, Pure anil Healthy.
We are prepared to furnish t lie citizens
of Kmpori'lm tlii< popular Water, either
n,\IN OH OA RBONATEI>, in bottles.
I >rop a pc«tal card we will do the rest.
The analysis of the celabrated .Si/.erville
Water han made it famous all over the
country. s
Orders may be left at Geo. F. Balcom's
the
Cii.se at t'.ie same place.
Address,
Magnetic Mineral Water Co.,
SIZERVILLE, PA.
Nervous
Collapse
"I have traveled for thirty
years continually. I lost a great
deal of sleep, which together
with constant worry left me in
such a nervous state that finally,
after having two collapses of
nervous prostration, I was
obliged to give up traveling al
together. 1 doctored continually
but with no relief. I Jr. Miles'
Nervine came to my rescue —I
cannot describe the suffering
which this Nervine saved me.
Whenever I am particularly
nervous a few doses relieve me."
A. G. C. LIBBY, Wells, Me.
There are many nervous
; wrecks. There is nervous pros
tration of the stomach, of the
| bowels, and other organs. The
| brain, the kidneys, the liver, the
j nerve centers are all exhausted.
| There is but one thing to do—
i build up the nervous system by
i the use of Dr. Miles' Restora
! tive Nervine. Its strength
ening influence upon the nerv
ous system restores normal
action to the organs, and when
they all work in harmony, health
j is assured. Get a bottle from
your druggist. Take it all ac
cording to directions, and if it
does not benefit he will return
i your money.
OR. HUMPHREYS' SPECIFICS-
Directions with rath Vial In Flvo I.anrur~ra.
English, Germ .n, S; ar.Lh, Portuguese an 1 French
No FOR Pr«™
I I'Vvern, Congestions, Inflaimrnflons 25
.. WoruiH, Worm Fvv; , r, or Worm DUcasi'
.'i. folic. Crying and Wakefulm-.a of infanta 'iA
•I- I" iu rrhea, of Children an. I Adult J .
ft l>\Mcfilery, Qrlpings, iiiiiou.j Colic. '«! ft
V. C'oHgliM, Colds, Bronchitis 'll
H 'K'ootiiaclio, FaccafJio, N .ra!
<1 Hradaclic, Sl;.klKadache,.V« rt; f :o 25
\ o llyxpciiHin, Indication, Weak stomach 23
I'l. I roup. Hoar •(; Cough, Laryngitis i!."#
ft. Knit It hri:;.». Eruptions, Erysipelas 'Jft
I*licuiimii-iri, or P.lieumatlc Puli::». .. J. >
k4i. l\vur an (I Ague. Malaria 2.j
>*i. I*ll t*M, Blind or Bleeding, External, Internal. *25
EH. Oplithulmia, V". ikor Intlamc 1 Kyes .. 2ft
.!>. Catarrh, JuUuer.za,CoM la Head 25
20. Whooping Couch, 8j modi Couch !I5
21. Asthma,Oppr< ed,Diill ult Ureathlug
% tf. Kidney Dinraxe, Gravel, Calculi 25
ilfi. I\*«'rvou« l>c!>ility, Vital V.'i akness l.(M)
2!>. Horc Mouth, 1« vcr Sores or ranker 25
ifO. Urinary Incoiiliuence. Writing Bed. 2.1
111. Norc Throat. Qui;, yand Diphtheria
:i."S. Chronic fongrNtlonx, Ueii'lachos 25
77. Grippe, II ':. Focr anu Su.nnvr C01d5....25
A small bottle of Pleasant Pellets, fits the vest
pocket. .Sold by druggie lb, or sent ol' receipt of price.
Medical Book sent free.
HUHPHHJ • HO3 >. MEDICINE CO.. Corner
VViliiani and J an bin • .\fv York.
Sour
StomacH
No appetlto, loss of strength, nervous
ness, headacha, constipation, bad breath,
general debility, sour risings, and catarrh
of the stomach »r« all due to Indigestion.
Kodol relieves Indigestion. This new discov
ery represents the natural Juices of diges
tion as they exist In a healthy stomach,
combined with tbj greatest known tonio
i and reconstructs# properties. Kodol for
; dyspepsia does not only relleva Indigestion
and oyspepsla, but this famous remedy
helps all stomach troubles by cleansing,
purifying, sweetening and strengthening
; the mucous membranes lining the stomach.
Mr. S. S. Bill of Rarenswood, W. Vs., tars:—
" I was troubled with sour stomach for twenty yoars.
Kodol cured m. arid we mm now usln( It In milk
for baby,"
Kodol Digests What You Eat
Bottlea only. Relle»e« Indigestion, »our atom«eh,
beichln, of ,as, etc.
Pr.p.r.d by B. O. D.WITT & CO., OHIOAOO.
Sold by R. C. Dodson.
i Battlefield Nurseries
GETTYSBURG, PA.
C. A. STONER. Proprietor
I
Grower of select Nursery', Stock,
Fruit, Shade, Ornamental Trees, Shrub
bery, Small Fruits, etc., Asparagus,
j Strawberries and Hedges. Also Hand
and Power Spray Pumps. Plant
Locust for timber. Catalogue free.
Be your own agent. Write to-duy.
pSEtBSfr
! WJW BUCKBEE'S SEEDS SUCCEED!
I M SPECIAL OFFER:!
! JfifMudc build New ltualni'M. A trial will
i W inuke you our permanent customer.
112 Prize Collection
, 11 the finest; Turnip, 7 splendid ; Onion, s Irm varie
ties; 10 bprlnK.flMtvrrliiff itiilb*—Us vaneti»*B ill all.
Ul AKANTKMO TO PI. I . A si:.
1 Write to-day; Mention this Paper
~~1£Ind"IO (TENTS™
1 vto cover po»tng« and packing and recaivn 11» IK vnlunh!
| t"tls all about tlio'lieat varieties of St .•«]«, 1- • . etc.
y rf. W. Buckbee. 470 cu ßoi T a RE AL /
" _ '
liiiiSrril
A SAPR, CKUTAI.N Kelikk for Svpprkmbd Mi'sTßUtTioN. H
NEVF.R KNOWN TO FAIL. Safe! sun-t S,«, n : Hnth- ■
f.i in u (•u.-irantee'l «>r Moncv Kefuudi <i. Kent prrprtid H
for 112 1 m
1 ' E
liave the 111 gcod your orders tu the
I UNITEP MEDICAL CO.. BOH 74. LANOSTIW, Pa J
Sold in Emporium by L. Taggarl and
' ft. C. Dodson
CAMKRON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, APR IT, S i<y« .
» Uiitcr l.ifc In Johannesburg.
T.leie I.i i .Ml . ' I iption ol
qu.vi life ie !. ;*g residen
tial lil« ' ! : ".\iai . ever. 0,10 lias out'
room, miJ hit 1 tUls . 1 cram nearly
I your worldly [i .--sessions and lean
sill kinds uf vanishing tricks and jug
gling feats, such as having a combina
tinii bed and piano, using your wash
ing stand for your writing table and
B inverting your hip bath by day will:
rugs and cushions into an armchair.
In this abode of Miss you receive yout
friends, male and female, and, if tin
gentleman, sitting himself rashly on
the bed-sofa, vanishes into the piaiu
or the lady throws herself wearily hit<
the hip bath armchair and it falls off
the packing ease with her inside it
110 one will turn a hair. You will In
vite them to lunch or tea or dinner,
which ever is approaching, and the
gentleman will offer togo and buy
chops or kippers and fetch the milk
and when he returns will help you
cook, and you'll sit together and eat
It fin the washing stand, which als*
does duty as a dinner table on such
occasions." Loudon Standard.
The Chief Justice.
"There are very few people who know
the proper designation of the man who
presides over the supreme court." said
the secretary of the senate.
"Generally he is referred to as the
chief justice of the United States su
preme court. In fact, he is the chief
justice. That's his official title. Most
of our presidents in nominating men
for this otlice have fallen into the error
of giving him the long title. When
George Washington nominate! Oliver
Ellsworth of Connecticut for this post
he described it as chief justice of the
supreme court of the United States.
Andrew Jackson made the same error
In nominating Richard I>. Taney. So
did Abraham Lincoln when lie appoint
ed Salmon P. Chase. Grover Cleve
land was the first president to give the
correct designation. When ho appoint
ed Melville W. Fuller he nominated
him to be chief justice and nothing
else. Future nominations will be
framed in this fashion." Washington
Star.
Fifty Dollar Dinners.
"liiuners at ."fob a plate are as com
mon in New York as five dollar din
ners are in London and Paris." said a
chef. "Our extravagant dinners are
no belter than the cheaper foreign
ones. Their cost Is can ed not by the
exqui. ite cooking 1 112 c juisite materi
als, but by the use of exotic foods
whose expense is their chief recom
mendation. What do l menu by ex
otic foods? Well, I mean cane sugar
instead of the ordinary beet root kind
for the compote; I mean wild rice in
stead of the cultivated for the canvas
back; I mean sole brought alive from
England and sterlet from Russia, when
our own native fish is better condi
tioned; 1 mean hothouse strawber
ries as big as apples, pears is b'g as
coconnuts and grapes as big as peaches,
all tasting rather like raw pumpkin,
but looking very fine in blizzard
weather. Foolish foods; but, then,
it's only foolish people who eat fifty
dollar dinners."—Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Auctioneer's Hourglass.
An auctioneer of Philadelphia col
lects all soils of objects pertaining to
his ancient calling. He has, among
other things, an interesting set of auc
tioneers' hourglasses. The auctioneer
a century or so ago concluded a sale
not by saying "Going, going, gone!"
and rapping the counter with his ham
mer, but it was his better method to
turn up a free running glass toward
the end of the bidding and to end the
sale irrevocably when the sand ran
out. This saved confusion and dis
pute. The auctioneers' glasses In the
Philadelphia collection are picturesque
One is of tortoise shell and mother-of
pearl. Another is of amber and gold.
A third is of teak and ivory.
Appropriate.
A clergyman went to have his teeth
fixed by a dentist. When the work
was done the dentist declined to in
cept more than a nominal fee. Tin
parson, in return for this favor, insist
ed later on the dentist accepting a vol
ume of the reverend gentleman's own
writing. It was a disquisition on the
Psalms, and on the fly leaf he had in
scribed tills appropriate quotation:
"And my mouth shall show forth thy
praise."—Harper's Weekly.
Gave Him a Pointer.
George Ade was once stranded in a
small town. He went into the bar
ber's shop to get shaved and endured
even unto the end. When the barber
had completed his operation the hu
morist arose and, putting a handker
chief to his face, said gravely:
"Sir, you have missed your vocation.
You ought to be an oyster opener."
Never Gives Up.
"I Just had to marry him. He told
me he never gave up anything lie
loved."
"Well, it's good to have a husband
«rho loves one."
"Y-e-s, but I have learned that lie
loves money also."—Houston Post.
An Impediment.
"It looks as though my marriage
with Miss Mulllns would have to b>
postponed."
"What's the matter, old fellow'/"
"She got married to young Dohson
yesterday."
Chemistry Kindergarten.
Hobby Is oxygen what oxen breathe
all day? Papa of course, and what
everything else breathes. Bobby -And
is nitrogen what every one breathes at
night?
The blessedness or misery of old
age Is often but the extract of our past
life Pe Malstre.
A Study Li Anatomy.
The In - ;,ln i 1!. ■ hi idenaricrs of the
nervous i...d < < i• i. ins the con
tral olik-e of the Anatomical e!e
phone company .
When the Miburhan nerve centei
| says, "Iloilo, central," the brain eitln 1 I
i replies "What number?" or "15usy" t r ;
i "Out of order," as the case may be.
Somet lines the wires are crossed and
the company fails to declare any divi
! dends, thus placing the entire brain in
I the hands of a receiver.
From the brain issues the spine. ,
which is sometimes u-cful in inatrL.i' j
| ny, although r r. ly sirng enough i I
j man for prae.i I j >ses and cc:,
staidly gri i:r we- .m- ihe 1 iiger h j
Is ni:'r: ;e<i.
On t' j• of the head : lu* hair v. • ■
ior I■< • up; i r d to. I i ic i ei, lee !
! ever. It fail to jlov. despite C'e !•••■. I
I painstaking efforts.
I ill ladies there are t . . Li :' ■ (' halt I
—viz, the imported and dome ■; i-. In i
j gentlemen ;1 o two kinds :i.s rdy
I permanent and transient. The pcr.ua
j neat Is seen i > wild men, the transi -* r
• in civilized men when yoi:n\.
At one ti :'e all the hairs were < are- j
; fully number d. but the practice ha - I
I been di ■>: t lair d ov. ing to ;.re it pros- j
| sure of oth< • matters. Llppineott's.
The Ff.ther Pipefish.
"The . est if fathers is tli • pipefish." j
said an angler. "lie hatches the little i
pipefish, and after they are hatched !
he carries them about with him till j
they can take care of themselves.
"This fish lias under his tail a sac. !
In it lie bears the pipefish spawn, j
Thus the spawn hatch in perfect I
safety. They are not decimated, like j
the other fit h spawn lying unprotected j
on the bottom of the sea. by every I
hungry passerby. No; they all hatch,
every one of them.
As soon as they hatch the father fish j
splits, or nature splits for him, tli.• '
sac, and all the little lisli drop out into
the sea, but they cling to papa. Wher
ever he goes, like a gray cloud those
thousands of tiny sons and daughters
surround him, and on the approach <-f I
danger they pop back again into tl. !
sac just as baby kangaroos pop in' |
the sae, or marsupial pouch, of their j
| mamma.
"The male pipefish is, in fact, the j
] female kangaroo of the sea."
Willi and Edmund Kcan.
Irving u ■ d to tell with dramatic of j
feet n story about W. (1. Wills, tl. ■ j
dramatist, who, among other services,
wrote for him the play "Charles I."
When Will; was a boy ten years old |
he wast- 'en to see Edmund ICean j
play Macbeth. In the murder scene j
ho was so affected by the realistic j
power of the actor that, seized with ; j
severe attack of nausea, he hurried [
| from the box. Ten years later ho was j
j lunching at a chop house In Fleet |
street when a man entered, sat down |
j at a table near him and ordered a I
meal He was a perfect stranger to j
' Wills, who, after a few minutes' pro- :
» pinquity, was again seized with a lit !
i of nausea, from which lie hail not suf |
j fered since as a boy he was at the j
| theater ou the occasion mentioned. lie j
j was obliged to leave the room. When j
• some yiinutes later he paid his bill the |
I waiter said to him: "Did you see that j
j gentleman at the table near you? j
; That's Ed md K tin.'*—ll. W. Lucy !
j In Cornhill Magazine.
An Anticlimax.
"I Just dropped Into thank you for
that medicine you sent home by my
wife last night," said the grateful pa
tient, grasping the doctor warmly by
the hand. "I've been laid up off and
on for years, have tried all the patent
medicines on the market and been
treated by every doctor in the neigh
borhood, but your medicine was the
only thing that ever did me any good." I
"It's a pleasure to have you come
here to teli me this," replied the doc- j
tor, highly elated. "Most of my pa- j
tlents are not so thoughtful. Rut that !
prescription i< my pet favorite, and I
never yet knew It to fail to cure a
cough if taken iu time."
"Cough?" echoed the patient. "Why,
I didn't take it for my cold. I used it
as a liniment for niv rheumatism."
A Thrifty Hungarian.
A certain Hungarian peasant named |
j Jan ITirseh made a business trip to j
j P.udapcst, and while there he bad the j
; Idea of ordering a hundred visiting j
j cards. When he returned home lie j
j found, to his dismay, that the cards j
bore the name of Mavisch instead of
IHrscli. It was only a printer's error,
but to .lan r'irseh it meant a loss of a
shilling and sixpence unless he could
make use of the cards. He according
ly purchased for the sum of a shilling
an official 112 rm of petition and filled it
with a request to bo allowed to alter
j his name to Mavisch. I lis prayer was
I granted. He is now .Tan Mavisch.
J London News.
Lucky.
P.cuoit, did yon break the watei j
| bottle?"
"Yes, madame, but fortunately I j
1 broke It Into only three pieces."
"Fortunately! How's that fortu- j
I nate?"
"Oh, madame. when a thing breaks
: Into many pieces it is so hard to pic'.
I them all up!" Paris .1 urnal.
The Producer.
"Iloes yi litis! d play poker'-"
"I don't km\v." answered yonm
Mrs. Tnrklns. "From what I hear !•■
i simply sits up to the table a: d enji ys j
seeing oilier people contend for win' I
j he put = lip" Washlngti n Star
—
Quite a Difference.
A mans' end • two hours trying to !
discover what i- the matter with his
motor and two minutes trying to find j
out what is ih ■ matter with his wife.
London Telegraph.
Jn Five Minutes.
Take your n ur stomach- or ma.ybe i
you call it i; iiige-lion, Dyi-pepsia, <JaH. ;
tritis or Catai rli of Stomach; it doesn't !
matter —take your stomach trouble
right v, ith you to your Pharmacist
and ask him too, eia SO cent caso ol
Pape's Diapepsln s.i d let you eat one
22-grain Triangule and see if within
live minutes there is left any trace of i
your stomach misery.
The correct name for your trouble is j
Food Fermentation—loot! scuring; the j
Digestive organs become weak, there j
is lack of gastric juice; your food is j
only half digested, and you become af- j
fecttd with lots of appetite, pressure |
and I'ullnfss after eating, vomiting, !
nausea, heartburn, griping in bowels, i
tendernets in the pit of stomach, bad j
ti.hte in month, constipation, pain
in limbs, sleeplessness, belching of j
gas, biliousness, sick headaches, ner !
vousness, dizziness and many other |
similiar symptoms.
If your appetite is fickle, and noth- j
ing tempts you, or you belch gas or if j
you feel bloated after eating, or your j
food li<s like a lump of lead on your i
stomach, you can make up your mind 1
that at the bottom of all this there is >
but one came--fermentation of undi
gested food.
Prove to yourself, after your next I
meal, that jour stomach is as good as !
any; tiiat there is nothing really j
wrong. Stop this fermentation and
begin eating what you want without I
fear of discomfort or misery.
Almost instant relief ia waiting for j
you. It is merely a matter of how |
Boon you take a little Diapepsin. ,
Roof Slating I
11
I am especially prepared to
Contract for Slating
By the square or job. As to my wrok !
manship, I refer, by permission,
to the work recently completed
for the Hon. 13. W. Green.
GEORGE A. WRIGHT.
Get My Prices Before You
Use Shingles
—■■■HWliPininu
| WINDSOR HOTEL!
I\V. T. BKUBAKER, Manager
a nidv/ay between Hroad Street I
I Station and Reading Terminal
on Filbert Street.
European, SI.OO per day and up
American, $2.50 per day and up
The only moderate priced hotel of repu
tation and consequence in
Philadelphia, Pa.
Our New York
Style Show
Is made possible
by handling
"BENJAMIN
CLOTHES"
In all the latest shades of
Browns, Gray, Green and
London Smoke at
sls, 16.50, 18, 20,25.50
Benjamin Clothes are all I
haml-tailored, and for style j
and fit cannot be excelled.
We also have men and
voting men's suits from
$7.00 up.
A fine line of youths and
children's suits in Knicker
bocker and plain pants from i
$2.50 to $5.00
New line of Spring Shirts, i
with or without collars. !
Latest in .Still and Soft Hats in i
black, jbrown and green.
Douglas Shoes in all
the newest styles.
1
R.SEGER&CO.
NEXT TO HATSK.
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\ Mel dlPiifiTl &v /
J An derxon Col,
V 396-40Q MAIN STREET, j
} BUFFALO, N.Y. I
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For Easter
THERE is stiii timn
to secure your leis
ter apparel if you
come to this store. Sou
will find here the best
1 styles, the greatest as
sortments, and always
the lowest prices.
Millinery.
Suits. Coats,
Waists. Gioves,
Parasols. Shoes,
Hosiery and
Neckwear
$ We refund your
I railroad fares in accord
j ance with the rules of the
I Chamber of Commerce.
lAdam*
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Andcrxori Co J
' AMERICAN BLOCK,BUFFALO.NY' j
■Iar^M^aMBIKigHBBW
Theo. Haberstock
Spring
Announcement
< )ur Spring .stock of goods,
in all popular shades, have
arrived and are now ready for
the inspection of the public.
We have the finest selection
of Suitings
Popular Prices
From $22 to $35
We have a nice line of
Pants patterns, no two
alike, from So. 00 up.
Come and examine our
goods, you will be sure to
find something to suit you.
I THEO.
HABERSTOCK,
w■■ i• ■ :'iy robtain r. B.an i l-un X
Send model, sketch or ph<>to of Inventic n for r
/ free report 011 patentability. For free book, c
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