An Angry Elephr.nt.
A gent.n.•! I.i in. i..«'n.igorie at Paris
has had a <.i:::oi.s experience with OUJ
of the large i. elephants. The sentinel
was very conscientious a:u! always re
quested the spectators not to give the
animals anything to eat, which seemed
to displease the elephant in question to
such an extent that he several times
sprinkled the sentry's iu-nd wlt'i ei
from his trunk. Ouc day :: ' 1 r
offered this panu al: . i , •
cake. The sentinel interfered, a
usual, and the elephant prompt!.* dis
charged in his face a violent str io.
water.' A general laugh ensue u.
the sentinel, having calmly wij 1 id
face, stood on one side and con .set.
as watchful as before. Soon ,i;'iei
ward he found it necessary to repeal
his admonition, but no sooner was tills
Uttered than the elephant laid hold of
his musket, twirled it round his truuk,
trod it under his feet and did not re
store it until he had twisted It Into
nearly the form of a corkscrew. Then
he gave a snort at the discomfited
sentinel, as if to say, "Now 1 hope
you'll mind your own business!"
A Neighing Cock.
'amden says the Thames was once
ed the Cockney, and therefore a
jckney means simply one who lives
on the banks of the Thames. Wedg
wood says a cockney, or cockerney, is
one pampered by city indulgence, in
Contradistinction to rustics hardened
by outdoor work. There is, however, a
legend, almost too good to be true—
namely, that a Londoner who had
never before slept out of sound of
Bow Bells had occasion togo Into the
country and was detained all night,
lie was much disturbed by the lowing
of the cattle, the grunting of the pigs
and other sounds of country life, which
he could not understand, anil in par
ticular he was frightened by the crow
ing of the cock. In the morning, in
response to the farmer's inquiries, he
said the sound of the wild beasts had
kept him awake. Just at that mo
ment the cock crowed again, and the
Londoner said: "That's the one! He's
been neighing like that for horn's!"
Since then Londoners have been called
coekneiglis or cockneys.
The Python.
Contrary to general belief, the py
thon or boa constrictor rarely attacks
people and is looked upon very differ
ently by the people from the hama
dryad and cobra. The python will
take uft his abode in a neighborhood
anil will not disturb anything except
the henroosts. These he disturbs very
much, as he lias a great fondness
for chickens; also for a stray dog or
small goat. I know of one case, how
ever, in a floating house where a py
thon attacked a woman and, contrary
to the preconceived idea, did not crush
her in his folds, but attempted to
swallow her, commencing with one of
her feet. When she was rescued her
foot and ankle were badly lacerated
by the snake's teeth. The Chinese kill
the python to make medicine from the
liver, which has a high repute among
them. They also use the dried skin
for medicine. Any Chinese drug shop
In Slam will have a number of python
skins for sale.—Medical Journal.
Woman the Tougher Sex.
Although men, as they run, are per
haps muscularly stronger than women,
'lieir inability to withstand the ele
ments and their reliance upon clothes
place them considerably below the so
called weaker sex In the matter of un
clothed toughness. Women wear clothes
for ornament. Men use tlieiu as pro
tective covering. A group of men ma
rooned clotlieless on an island in the
temperate zone might lie expected to
die off in a month from drafts and
colds and rheumatism. The health of
women similarly placed would suffer
little from the enforced exposure. The
fact appears to be, therefore, that In
everything but tuuscle—in vitality, rug
gedness, character, disposition, brain
power, etc.—woman is the tougher, not
the weaker, sex.—Kansas City Journal.
A Xantippe Outwitted.
An Englishman of Lymington had
the misfortune to live in a continuous
quarrel with his wife, who was a mod
ern Xantippe and threatened in case
she survived him to dance over his
grave, it was her lot to outlive him,
but it was not so easy to carry out
her threat. The husband had the pre
caution to make an Injunction in his
will requiring his body to be buried in
the sea near his residence and without
ceremony. The injunction was com
plied with.
Succeeded.
"No, sir," said tin.' stern parent, l 'l
cannot give my consent —at least not
now. Before I will think of confiding
my daughter to your care you must
succeed in doing something."
"Oh. I've done that. I succeeded tu
kissing her last night after she had as
sured me that I never could until you
had given your approval."
Expensive.
"No; I've decided never to accept
friendly advice any more."
"Why not? It doesn't cost you any
thing."
"Well, I've found out that it almost
invariably costs you your friends."—
Exchange.
The Observing One.
Patron—How can you tell whether a
couple are married or not? Hotel
Keeper—lf he orders two whole por
tions, they are not; if lie orders one
portion for two, they are.
A Parting Shot.
Group of Shoeblacks (in chorus)—
Shine, sir: shin Seedy Masher (ir
ritably)-No. co:tl'oiind you all; no. One
of Them —( lit the i'rm;r • off your trou-
A D cl !:I Gum.
Soma of Hi;' I: newsboys nro re
sourceful lit!' - mi;es. A day or two
ago a Im. iir.man dropped a silver
mounted fountain pen through the
grating in front of a building ou West
Third street. Tliey told him in the
store thai there was no access to the
Lole from Ihe inside. He seemed to
be up against it. Two newsies saw
him peering down into the grating and
got interested.
"I'll git it out fer you, mister," spoke
up one of them, "if you'll staud the ex
pense. It'll take about a nickel's
worth o' chewin' gum."
The man said he would finance the
grim scheme, whatever it might be.
A minute or two later the boy had
dashed into a store and got a yard
stick. lie was chewing hard on an
entire 5 cents' worth of gum. As soon
as this was properly softened by the
process of mastication he placed it on
the end of the yardstick, stuck the
•tick through the grating until the gum
met the pen and brought the pen up
with the utmost dispatch.—Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Sand Fish.
At low tide in midsummer on cer
tain parts of the Breton coast men and
boys with baskets and hoes descend
the white beach to the sea's edge.
They are anglers, but the fish they
seek live <>n dry land. With his hoe
each fisherman makes swiftly in the
packed sand shallow parallel trenches,
very close together and about a yard
long. If the luck be good every scratch
of the lioe uncovers three or four sil
very fish, tiic size of sardines, that
leap up glittering into the air. They
must be seized quickly or at once they
bury themselves in the sand again.
They are tyilled lancons. The smaller
ones are used for mackerel In it; the
larger, with their heads cut off, make,
fried, an exce . dish a good deal
like fried smell . With daylight tides
the lancons are seldom bigger than a
man's middle finger, but with the
night tides, when promeuaders have
not disturbed the sand, they run very
large indeed. Then, their lanterns flash
ing on the beach, the Breton fishermen
often capture lancons a foot long.
Cut Heads.
The Liverpool Post has been making
observations with regard to the "cut
heads" which are treated at the hos
pitals between 12 and 2 a. m. The
Post says that the house surgeons
have noticed a curious difference in
the sexes on different nights. On Sat
urday nights the subjects are mostly
men who have received their wages,
redeemed their clothes from pawn and
drunk enough to lead to a brawl. Mon
day night, however, is "ladles' night."
The men have gone to work, and the
wives have taken their husbands' best
and only suit to the pawnshop, and
then it Is their turn to drink the pro
ceeds and cut one another's heads.
The usual answer to the question
"Who did it ?" is. "Another lady wot
lives In the same 'ouse."
Married Paupers and Divorce.
"An odd tiling about married paupers
is that they like to live separate," said
a single pauper.
"You know how almshouses are ar
ranged. There's a men's ward, a wom
en's ward and a mixed or married
ward. Well, the mixed ward i.< always
nearly empty. Not that we lack mar
ried paupers. Oh, no. But the hus
bands prefer to bachelor it among the
men and the wives to old maid it
among the women. The older our mar
ried paupers get the more vehement Is
their insistence on separate living.
" 'She's alius a-naggin',' the octogena
rian will growl.
" 'Nobody can't sleep o' nights with
sech snorin' as hisn,' sniffs the septua
genarian female.
"And so they separate—to all intents
divorced."—Philadelphia Bulletin.
A Great Financier.
A mail who occupied a little back
room in a poor quarter of the cast end
of London was evicted for nonpayment
of rent. He had nothing but a valise
and a few clothes, and while they were
throwing him and his belongings out
of the house a bulky manuscript fell
out of his pocket. Nobody noticed it.
at the time, but after he had gathered
his clothes and taken his departure
one of the bystanders saw the big roll
of paper, picked it up and on opening
It was surprised and amused to find
it contained an elaborate scheme for
refunding the national debt of the
British empire.
Knew His Rights.
"I fine you." said the police justice,
"S3O and costs."
"Y'r honor." protested Tuffold Knutt,
who had been hauled up for vagrancy,
"all the prop't.v I've got In the world
is a plugged nickel an' me elo'es, an'
they hain't wuth more'n about two
bits. That fine's onreasonable. It's con -
flsticatlou, an' it won't never stand the
test o' the feil'ral courts. I shall take
an appeal, y'r honor!" Chicago Trib
une.
The Negro and the Watermelon.
A negro bought a watermelon for 50
cents and sold it a few minutes later
for the same price. The purchasei
changed his mind and sold it back f<
the negro for 40 cents. Later the negro
sold it for GO cents. How much profit
did he make?— New York World.
Saves Him.
"How did Sniggsley ever get his rep
utation for Ihe possession of great wis
dom ?"
"nis wife talks so much that he nev
er gets a chance to expose his Ig
norance."—Chicago Record-Herald.
Life without liberty Is joyless, but
life without joy may be great. The
greatness of life is sacrifice.—Otilda.
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1909.
Sally's Iron.
In describing some of her associates
of the stage. Ellen Terry, in McClure'i
Magazine, tells of her dresser, Sarat
Holland. She had an extraordinarilj
open mind, writes Miss Terry, and
was ready to grasp each new play as
it came along as n separate and entire
!y different field of operations.
She was extremely methodical anc
only got flurried once in a blue moon
When we went to America and made
the acquaintance of that dreadfu
thing, a "one night stand," she was a;
precise and particular about having
everything nice and in order for mi
as if we were going to stay in the towr
a month. Down went my neat aquar»
of tvhite drugget. All the lights ir
my dressing room were arranged as
I wished. Everything was unpackec
and ironed.
One day when I came into som*
American theater to dress I fount
Sally nearly in tears.
"What's the matter with you, Sally?'
I asked.
"I 'aven't 'ad a morsel to heat al
day, dear, and I can't 'eat my iron."
"Eat your Iron, Sally! What do you
mean?"
" 'Ow am I to iron all this, dear?'
wailed yny faithful Sally, picking up
my Nance Oldfield apron and a f*?w
other trifles. "It won't get 'ot!"
Until then I really thought that Sally
was being sardonic about an iron as a
substitute for victuals.
Telephone Manners.
Do telephones lead to politeness or
otherwise? When they first came into
use the answer to this question would
have been emphatically in the nega
tive, but now that they are almost uni
versally prevalent an era of good
manners and "thank you's" seems to
be in full swing. In some communities
it is not even possible to quarrel over
the telephone, although the two women
who took part in the following conver
sation came near it:
"Hello! Is this Mrs. Weston?"
"Yes."
"This is your next door neighbor,
Mrs. Lawrence. I thought you might
be Interested to know that at the pres
ent moment your sou Thomas is sitting
on one of the sheets which are bleach
ing on my lawn and is building a large
pile of mud 011 it."
"Oh. thank you, Mrs. Lawrence!" ex
claimed the mother. "And may I re
turn the favor by informing you that
your setter Itab has just rooted up my
two new rosebushes and that he seems
to be chewing the buds!"
"Oh, indeed! Thank you! Goodby!"
"Not at all. Thank you! Goodby!"
Tired of Him.
At a trial in Scotland a lady got into
the witness box to be examined, when
the following conversation took place
between her and the opposing coun
sel:
Counsel—How old are you?
Miss Jane—Oh, weel, sir, I am an
unmarried woman and dinna think it
right to answer that question.
The Judge—Oh, yes; answer the gen
tleman. How old are you?
Miss Jane—Weel-a-weel, I am fifty.
Counsel—Are you not more?
Miss Jane—Weel, I am sixty.
The inquisitive lawyer still further
asked if she had any hopes of getting
married, to which Miss Jane replied:
"Weel, sir, I wiuna tell a lee. I liin
na lost hope yet," scornfully adding,
"But I widna marry you, for I ain sick
and tired o' your palaver already."
Psychology of Broken Jaws.
It might be a bit of a strange fact,
but you would be astonished to see
the broken jaws which are presented
at free institutions 011 holidays—elec
tion day, New Year's day and the
Fourth of July. A great number of
fractured jaws are the result of quar
rels among the very lowest classes. It
surprises me that the number of bro
ken jaws is not on the increase on ac
count of the heated newspaper discus
sions that we are constantly having
on various topics of the day. It has
been said that were it not for the
mouth nine-tenths of the gossip and
the mischief of the world would be
prevented. And very often were it
not for the mouth there would be 110
broken jaws.—D. B. Breundlieli in New
York Medical Journal.
Shooting Stars.
When a shooting star breaks Into
flame in our atmosphere the residuum
of the combustion remains in the air
and can be found in what is known as
atmospheric dust. The virgin snow pt
the polar regions was often seen to be
spotted with traces of dust which con
tained particles of iron. Like particles
are found on church towers and else
where. Among the minute bodies that
dance in the sun's rays there are cer
tainly particles of shooting stars.
Showing Him How.
"You young scoundrel," said the fa
ther, seizing his disobedient son by the
hair, "I'll show you how to treat your
mother!"
And he gave him several bangs on
the ears and then shook him until his
hair began to fall out.
Youthful Assurance.
"When I was your age." said the
stern parent. "I was accumulating
money of my own."
"Yes," answered the graceless youth,
"but don't you think the public was
easier then than it is now?"— Washin
gton Star.
The Final Shock.
Patient—Doctor. I don't think I can
use the battery any more. Will it be
necessary to shock me again? Doctor
—Only once more. I'll send in my bill
tomorrow.
Wise men read • <«r.v sharply all your
private hist 1" in vour look and gait
nnd behavior. Emerso'i.
The Chinese Hoe.
The Chinese fanner stands second to
none in all the world. This Is all the
paore remarkable since he has really so
few implements with which to work
the marvels he produces. Ilis only im
plements are the hoe. the plow and the
harrow. Beyond these the Chinese
farmer never dreams of desiring any
other. The first of, those tools seems
never to be out of his hands, for it is
the one upon which he relies the most
and is his most effective implement. It
really takes the place of the spade in
England, though the latter Is never put
to such extensive and general uses as
the hoe. The Chinaman can do any
thing with it but make it speak. A
farmer well on in years can easily be
recognized amidst a number of work
ingmen by the curve his hands have
taken from holding the hoe in the
many years of toil in his fields. With
it, if he is a poor man and has no oxen
to plow the ground, lie turns up the
soil where he is going to plant his
crops, and with It he deftly nnd with
a turn of his wrist levels out the sur
face so that it is made ready for the
seed. With a broad bladed hoe he dips
to the bottom of a stream or of a pond,
draws up the soft mud that has gath
ered there and, with a dexterous
swing, fltngs the dripping hoeful onto
his field nearby to increase its richness
by this new deposit.—London King.
Extract of Knowledge.
An article on "Examination Humor"
in a periodical called Normal Echoes
contains some good "howlers." They
are none the less interesting for com
ing from students in training for teach
ers. A criticism of William Blake that
"as a child he was precocious in po
etry, but in later years it developed into
dogmatism," is a lesson In the art of
being inarticulate, while the remyk
that "the works of the time were most
ly satyrs" is quaint, though obvious.
Of course there Is boggling over proper
names. There is nothing, indeed, so
good as the description of Cromwell
as "a man with coarse features and
having a large red nose, with deep re
ligious convictions beneath," or the
case of the "lapsed man" who, having
by way of exception attended church,
admitted to the rector's wife that he
had benefited, for he had learned that
Sodom and Gomorrah were two cities,
whereas he had always thought they
were man and wife. Manchester
Guardian.
Fat and Disease.
If the Medical Record Is right, man
Is pursuing in the matter of bodily
weight what is bad for him, a common
trick, and woman pines for u physical
Ideal that would menn long life if
achieved, something rare indeed for
women to do. Most men struggle to
be fat. Most women diet to be lean.
Dr. Brandreth Symonds draws from a
study of life insurance weights that
people past the age of thirty live long
er if below normal weight than they
do If at or above standard. Heart dis
ease is as rare among the underfat as
it is common with the heavy folk, and
this is true also of Bright's disease,
apoplexy, paralysis, cerebral conges
tions and cirrhosis of the liver. Only
in pneumonia and tuberculosis do the
underweights carry a greater risk. In
all the cases which he examined Dr.
Symonds found not a single fat man
who reached the age of eighty years,
while forty-four short weights passed
this mark.
Fever Sores.
Fever sores and old chronic sores
should not be healed entirely, but should
be kept in healthy condition. This can
he done by applying Chamberlain's Salve.
This Salve has no superior for this pur
pose. It is also most excellent for
chapped bands, sore nipples, burns and
diseases of the skin. For sale by
Taggart.
Agency Secured.
Mrs. G. S. Allen, wishes to annouuce
that she has secured the Agency for
the American Vacuum Cleaiver and
Sweeper. Call at her residence on
West Fourth Street and see it demon
strated. 43-tf
For Sale.
A desirable property, on East Fourth
St., Emporium. Lot 60x120; improved
by two dwelling houses. Excellent lo
cation; next door to Schlecht's Green
house. Apply to
Mus. ELLA MCSWANN,
37-tf. Emporium Pa.
For health and happiness—DeWitt's
Little Early Risers—pleasant little liver
pills, the best made. Sold by R. C.
Dodson.
Came Near Choking to Death.
A little boy, the son of Chris. D. Peter
sen a well known resident of the village
of Jacksonville, lowa, had a sudden and
violent attack of croup. Much thick
stringy phlegm came up after giving
Chamberlains Cough Remedy. Mr.
Peterson says: •'! think be would have
choked to deatli bad we not given him
this remedy." For sale by Taggart.
Take DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder
Pills. They are for weak back, back
ache, rheumatic pains and all kidney and
bladder troubles. Soothing and antisep
tic. Regular size 50. Sold by 11. C.
Dodson.
Latest Popular Music.
Miss May Gould, teacher of piano
forte has received a full line of the lat
est and most popular sheet music. AH
the popular airs. Popular and class
ical music. Prices reasonable.
44-tf.
Flats for Rent.
Four new flats for rent. All con- !
veniences.
34-tf. R. SEGER.
Misery in Stomach.
Why not start now—to-day, and for
ever rid yourself of Stomach trouble
and indigestion? A dieted stomach
gets the blues and grumbles. Give it
a good eat, then take Pape's Diapep
sin to Btart the digestive juices work
ing. There will be no dyspepsia or
belching of gas or eructations of undi
gected food; no feeling like a lump o
lead in the stomach or heartburn, sick
headache and dizziness, and your food
will not ferment and poison your
breath with nauseous odors.
Pape's Diapepsin costs only 50 cents
for a large case at any drug store
here, and will relieve the most obstin
ate case of Indigestion and Upset
Stomach in five minutes.
There is nothing else better to take
gas from stomach and cleanse the
stomach and intestines, and besides,
one triangule will digest and prepare
for assimilation into the blood all your
food the same as a sound healthy,
stomach would do it.
When Diapepsin works, your stom
ach rests—gets itself in order, cleans
up—and then you feel like eating
when you come to the table, and what
you eat will do you good.
Absolute relief from all Stomach
Misery is waiting for you as soon as
you decide to begin taking Diapepsin.
Tell your druggist that you want
Pape's Diapepsin, because you want to
be thoroughly cured o£ indigestion.
Cured of a Severe Attack of Bron
chitis by Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy.
"On October 18th, last, my little three
year old daughter contracted a severe
cold which resulted in a bad case of
bronchitis," says Mrs. W. G. Gibson,
Lexington, Ky. "She lost the power of
speech completely and was a very sick
child. Fortunately we had a bottle of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in the
house and gave it to her according to
'.he printed directions. On the second
day she was a great deal better, and on
the fifth day, October 23rd, she was en
tirely well of her cold and bronchitis,
which I attribute to this splendid medi
cine. I recommend Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy unreservedly as I have found it
the surest, safest and quickest cure for
colds, both for children and adults, of
any I have ever used." For sale by
Taggart.
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
tastes nearly as good as maple sugar. It
cures the cold by eently moving the
bowels and at the same time it is sooth
ing for throat irritation, thereby stopping
the cough. Sold by R. C. Dodson.
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ONE —r~
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of the Little
, I for days and weeks
1 abletS with neuralgia. Now
I I nrraly ever have ihe
and the headache. I will never
i be without them."
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and he Is authorized to return the price ol the first
package (only) If It falls to benefit you.
DR. HUMPHREYS' SPECIFICS.
Direct Inn k with each Yt»l In Fife Lingne^fi.
English, German, Spanish, Portuguese and French
No. FOE Price
1. Frvi»re. Congestions, Inflammations 25
2. Worrai, Worm Fever, or Worm Disease 25
3. Colic. Crying and Wakefulness of Infants 25
4. Diarrhea, of Children and Adults £ 'i
5. Uyaentery, Orlplngs, Bilious Colic 2S
7. Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis t .25
8. Toothache, Faceache, Neuralgia 25
9. Headache, Sick Headache, Vertigo 25
10. Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Weak Stomach 25
13. Croup, Hoarse Cough, Laryngitis 25
11. Sail Kheiim. Eruptions, Erysipelas 25
15. Illirumntisni, or Rheumatic Pains 25
16. Fever and Ague, Malaria 25
17. Piles, Blind or Bleeding, External, Internal. 2ft
IS. Ophthalmia, Weak or Inflamed Eyea 25
19. Catarrh, Influenra, Cold in ITead 2ft
20. Whooping Cough, Spasmodic Cough 45
21. Aallima, Oppressed, DlCQcult Breathing 25
37. Kidney Disease, Gravel, Calculi 25
)tH. Nervous Debility, Vital Weakness 1.00
29. Sore Mouth, Fever Sores or Canker 25
30. Urinary Incontinence. Wetting Bed 23
34. Wore Throat. Qnlnsy and Diphtheria '25
35. Chronic Congestions. Headaches 25
77. Grippe, ttry Fever and Summer Colds. ..25
A small bottle of Pleasant Pellets, fits the vest
pocket. Sold by druggists, or sent on receipt of price.
Medical Book sent free.
_ HUMPHHEYS' HOMEO. MEDICINE CO., Corner
William and John Streets. Now York.