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GOOD HORSEMANSHIP.
An Old Hunter'a Illustration of th<
Gift of "Hands."
Your heart and your head keep up,
i Your hands and yqur knees keep down,
I Your knees keep dope to your horse's
sides
And your elbows to your own.
I This old bit of advice for the would
i be horseman is quoted by u writer in
Baily's Magazine and declared to be
j perennially sound.
■ lie quotes another old hunter on the
i subject of what he calls "the divine
! gift of hands" In riding. This old
j hunter, John Darby, used t<> attach
I two pieces of twine t<• the back of an
j ordinary chair and draw the same
I tighter until the chair balanced on its
! fore or hind legs, according to his own
j jposition.
! Then when balanced he would keep
| It, so to speak, 011 the swing by gently
I manipulating the twine or reins he
held In his hand. A rough pull would,
of course, have upset the chair one
way, whereas the fact of not checking
rj in its movements at all would have
caused a total loss of control over It
In the opposite direction.
"And that.'' when the exhibition was
concluded he would add. "is hands,
gentlemen."
Jogging to the covert, continues the
writer, you may notice one fine horse,
the owner fully equipped, throwing Its
head up and dowu like a pump handle,
another sweating profusely, although
the pace has not exceeded five miles
an hour since It left the stable, and a
third snorting and prancing about nil
over the place.
Why is this so? Simply because the
rider of neither of them is possessed
with the divine gift of "hands."
THE BEE'S STING.
An Ugly Weapon Something Like a
| Three Bladed Sword.
i The bee's sting is made up of three
separate lances, each with a barbed
edge and each capable of being thrust
forward independently of the others.
The central and broader lance has a
j hollow face furnished at each side
' with a rail or beading, which runs its
| whole length. On the back of each of
I the other two lances there is a longi
i tudinal groove, and into these grooves
j lit the raised headings of the central
I lancet.
Thus the sting is like a sword with
' three blades—united, but sliding upon
j one another—the barbed points of
' which continue to advance alternately
1 Into the wound, going ever deeper and
! deeper of their own malice afore
i thought after the initial thrust is
made. It is a device of war coui
j pared to which the explosive bullet is
I but a clumsy brutality. Vet this is not
all.
! T'o make its death dealing powers
I doubly sure this thorough minded aina
. zon must till the haft of her triple
1 blade with a subtle poison and so con
! trlve its sliding mechanism that the
same impulse which drives the points
! successively forward drenches the
whole weapon with a fatal juice.—
\ From"The Lore of the Iloney Be»,"
: Tlckner Edwardes.
The Fickle Shopper.
"That woman always keeps me
I guessing," said the grocery clerk as
j she went out. "I never can tell till
the last minute what she is going to
buy. Just now she priced the coffee.
I I gave her Ihe prices—2s cents, 150,
35, 40. »
"'ls your twenty-live cent coffee any
good'/' she asked me.
"'Yes,' said I; 'bang up.'
" 'Then,' said she, 'give me a pound
of your forty cent, ground fine.'
New York l'ress.
Probably Not.
"I hate to be poor. Now, a million
aire can walk right in and order what
lie wants without bothering about the
price."
"lie can," stated tin- weary sales
man, "but lie seldom does."—Kansas
City Journal.
Every Morning.
Paul, at the ago of four, was asked
one morning by his papa, "What is th"
name of the first meal of I he day?"
"Oatmeal," responded little Paul
promptly.—Exchange.
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3 ; 1908.
BEETHOVEN.
The Composer's Own Story of How He
Became Deaf.
Charles Xeatc, on a \ Islt to Vienna,
was either commissioned by certain
English authorities to induce Beethoven
to visit England or was persuading
biai to do so on his own account, ami
as an allurement lie spoke of the su
perlority of the Knglish aurists in tin ii
treatment of ear disease and held <• ;ii
hopes that were Beethoven lo consult
them he might at least liud some ■ r>
<:' relief. Beethoven lit' : It!:: Ii
"No," lie said, "I have ' :1 i
kinds of'doctors anil follo\. Ed the! •
prescriptions. 1 : hall never l.e ' :i
1 will tell you how the thing Itajr. . '
"1 was writing an opera. 1 had ; •
ileal with a very tiresome and capri
cious tenor. I bad already written two
great arias to the same words, neitln
of which pleased him, and also a third,
which be <1 id not care for the first tint*-
be tried it, although he took it away
With him. I was thanking heaven I
bad done with him and had begun to
settle myself to something else which
I had laid aside. I had hardly worked
at It half an hour before I heard a
knock at the door, which I recognized
as that of my tenor.
"I sprang up from my table in such
a rage that as the man came into the
room I Hung myself upon the floor, as
they do on the stage" (here he threw
up his arms and gesticulated in illus
tration), "but 1 fell upon my hands
When I got up 1 found I was deaf,
and from that moment I have remain
ed so. The doctor said I injured the
nerve."—Diehl's "Life of Beethoven."
GRAFT IN RUSSIA.
Removing the Difficulties In an Army
Officer's Transfer.
A young Bussian officer wished to be
transferred to another regiment and
took bis request in person to one of
the lights of the Bussian general staff.
That powerful officer shook his head
and declared the matter very difficult
to arrange—almost Impossible. Then
his glance fell suddenly upon the shoes
of the lieutenant. To the amazement
of his visitor, the senior officer said
that the lieutenant's shoes were not
nearly good enough for an officer and
that be would strongly advise him to
buy new shoes of a shoemaker whose
address be gave. Then, telling his vis
itor to return in eight days, he dis
missed him. The latter was clever
enough to realize that he could not re
turn without the new shoes, so he hur
ried to the shoemaker. On hearing
who had sent him the shoemaker said
that the lieutenant could have the
shoes in five days for the sum of $250.
Much astonished, the officer went to a
comrade for advice. He was told to
pay half of this sum at once and the
rest when his shoes were finished.
This the officer did, and, wearing his
new boots, be duly kept bis appoint
ment with the general staff officer and
learned to his joy that all the "grave
difficulties" in the way of his transfer
had been successfully removed.
His Hobby.
One man with an odd hobby isn't a
person who gets much mail, and what
he has or expects J.o have he can keep
in mind very easily. Probably he
never had a letter which went astray.
Yet every time lie sees in the news
papers the list of advertised mail sent
out from time to time by the general
postofflce in New York he turns at
once to the initial letter under which
bis name comes and runs carefully
through the list. He never yet has
found any letter that might be sup
posed to be for him and, furthermore,
hasn't found any that might be for any
of bis relatives. .
lie takes m odd pleasure in doing it,
however, something with that eager
ness which impels a man to grub
through a packet of old letters in
hopes that he may come upon some
rare variety of stamp. Beally, if ever
he found his name in the list it proba
bly would kill his enjoyment of the
hunt forever thereafter.—New York
Sun.
Anticipated Cause For Sorrow.
Inn came in from the country on her
fifth birthday to visit her cousin May.
At night they were put to bed early.
An hour passed, when heartbreaking
sobs were heard from the children's
bedroom.
"What is the matter, children?" ask
ed May's mother, entering the dark
room.
"From under the bedclothes lua sob
bed out, "May won't give me any of
her peanuts."
"But May lias no peanuts," replied
her aunt.
"I know that," sobbed Inn, "but she
said if she did have peanuts she
wouldn't give uie any."—Delineator.
Sufficiently Occupied.
A story is told of a colonel in Gen
eral I.eo's division in the late civil war
who sometimes indulged in more apple
jack than was good for him. Fassinf:
him one evi ning leaning against a tree,
the general said:
"Good evening, colonel. Come over
to my tent for a moment, please."
"S-s-cuse me, g-g-en'ral, s-s-cuse
me," replied the colonel. "It's 'bout all
I can do to stay where I am."—Phila
delphia Ledger.
The Right Foot Foremost.
Putting tho right foH foremost was
an old itoinan ordinal lon originally
regulating Lie entry of persons into a
house i>r other liuilillii£ and based upon
the supposition that the left was un
lucky. A boy was I.opi it the door to
see that no no entered the house "left
foot fltwt." The led Is lints
seen t > he very i!'itli]Ue
ft I ih > v.l e ! id tlmt makes the
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