6 [/% STORY Cvj 112 *THF# I [ESCAPADE A POST I MARITAL ROMANCE I I Cyrus Townsend Brady Kg ILLUSTRATIONS RY Si RAY WALTERS {Uuiiyright, i'JW, bj \Y. O. Chapman.) SYNOPSIS. The Escapade opens, not In tho ro- Tjanci' preceding the marriage of Ellen Jftocum, a Puritan miss. and Car nngton of England, but in their life after ■settling in England. The scene is placed, tout following the revolution, in Carrlng itm castle in England. The Carringtons, art tor a house party, engaged In a family r a frock at any rate,' ses the skipper, *ery mad. " 'What's the difference between a Iress and a frock?' ses the mate. " 'There is a difference,' ses the •kipper. Well, what is it?' ses the mate. " 'lt wouldn't be any good if I wap o explain to you,' ses the skipper; ver Miss Mallow. "She went up on deck after break ast and stood leaning against the side diking to Mr. Fisher. Pretty laugh •ne'd got, too, though I never noticed when she was in the fo'c's'le. Per- | iaps she hadn't got much to laugh j about then; and while she was up { there enjoying 'erself watching as chaps work, the committee was down below laying its 'eads together agin. "When I went down to the cabin agin It was like a dressmaker's shop. "'By Jove! I've got it,' bcs the old man, suddenly. 'Where's that dress ing gown your wife gave you?' "The mate looked up. '1 don't know," he ses, slowly. 'l've mislaid it' " 'Well,' ses the skipper. "'Three o' them new flannel shirts o* yours," ses the mate. 'They're very dark, an' they'd hang beautiful.' "They went to the mate's cabin and, to hia great surprise, there it was hanging just behind the door. " 'I sha'n't want that, Mr. Jackson,' he ses, slowly. 'I dare say you'll find it come In useful.' " 'While you're doing that, s'pose I get on with them three shirts,' ses Mr. Jackson. "'What three shirts?' ses the skip per, who was busy cutting buttons off. " 'Why, yours,' ses Mr. Jackson. Let's see who can make the best frock.' " 'No, Mr. Jackson,' ses the old man. 'l'm sure you couldn't make anything "Don't Tell Me You're a Gall" o' them shirts. You're not at all gifted that way. Besides, I want 'em.' " 'Well, I wanted my dressing gown, if you come to that,' ses the mate, in a sulky voice. " 'Well, what on earth did you give it to me for?' ses the skipper. 'I do wish you'd know your own mind, Mr. Jackson.' "It really didn't look half bad when he'd finished it, and it was easy to see how pleased Miss Mallow was." "I must say she 'ad a good time cf it. We was having splendid weather, and there wasn't much work for any body; consequently, when she wasn't receiving good advice from the skipper and the mate, she was receiving atten tion from both the second and third officers. Mr. Scott, the second, didn't seem to take much notice of her for a day or two, and the first I saw of his being in love was 'is being very rude to Mr. Fisher and giving up bad lang widge so sudden it's a wonder it didn't do 'im a injury. "I think the sal rather enjoyed their attentions at first, but arter a time she got fairly tired of it. She never 'ad no rest, pore thing. If she was up on deck looking over the side the third officer would come up and talk ro mantic to 'er about the sea and the lonely lives of sailor men, and I actu rally 'eard Mr. Scott repeating poetry to her. The skipper 'eard it too, and being suspicious o' poetry, and not having heard clearly, called him up to 'im and made 'im say it all over again to 'im. 'E didn't seem quite to know wot to make of it, so 'e calls up the mate for 'im to hear it. The mate said It was rubbish, and the skipper told Mr. Scott that if he was taken that way agin 'e'd 'ear more of it. "There was no doubt about them two young fellers being genuine. She 'appened to say one day that she could never, never care for a man who drank and smoked, and I'm blest if both of 'em didn't take to water and give 'er their pipes to chuck overboard, and the agony those two chaps used to suffer when they saw olher people smoking was pitiful to witness. "It got to such a pitch at last that the mate, who, as I said afore, was a very particular man. called another committee meeting. It was a very sol emn affair, and 'e made a long speech in which he said he was the father of a family, and that the second and third officers was far too attentive to Miss Mallow, and 'e asked the skipper to stop it. " 'How?' ses the skipper. " 'Stop the draught-playing and the card-playing and the poetry,' ses the mate; Mhe gal's getting too much at tention; she'll have 'er 'ead turned. Put your foot down, 6ir, and stop it.' "The skipper was so struck by what he said, that he not only did that, but he went and forbid them two young men to speak to the gal except at meal times, or when the conversation was general. None of 'em liked it, though the gal pretended to, and for the mat ter of a week tilings was very quiet in the cabin, not to say sulky. "Things got back to their old style again in a very curious way. I'd just set the tea in the cabin one afternoon, and 'ad stopped at the foot of the , companion-ladder to let the skipper 1 and Mr. Fisher come down, when we suddenly >ard a loud box on the ear. We all rushed into the cabin at once, and there was the mate looking fairly thunderstruck, with his hand to fala face, and Miss Mallow {.laving at 'im. " 'Mr. Jackson,' sea the skipper, In a awful voice, 'what's this?" '"Ask her,' shouts the mate. 'I think she's gone mad or something.' " 'What does this mean, Miss Mal low?' ses the skipper. " 'Ask him,' ses Miss Mallow, breath ing very 'ard. "'Mr. Jackson,' sea the skipper,very severe, 'what have you been doing?" " 'Nothing,' roars the mate. " 'Was that a box on the ear I 'eard?' ses the skipper. " 'it was,' ses the mate, grinding his teeth. "'Your ear?' ses the skipper. " 'Yes. She's mad, 1 tell you,' ses the mate. 'I was sitting here quite quiet and peaceable, when she came alongside me and slapped my face.' " 'Why did you box his ear?' ses the skipper to the girl again. " 'because he deserved it,' ses Miss Mallow. "Tlie skipper shook his 'ead and looked at the mate so sorrowful that he began to stamp up and down the cabiu and bang the table with his fist. " 'lf I hadn't heard It myself, I couldn't have believed It/ ses the skipper; 'and you the father of a fam ily, too. Nice example for the young men, I must say.' '* 'Please don't say anything more about it,' ses Miss Mallow; 'l'm sure he's very sorry.' " 'Very good,' ses the skipper; "but you understand, Mr. Jackson, that If I overlook your conduct, you're not to speak to this young lady agin. Also, you must consider yourself as removed from the committee.' " 'Curse the committee,' screamed the mate. Curse—' "He looked all round, with his eyes starting out of 'is 'ead, and then sud denly shut his mouth with a snap and went up on deck. "We got to Melbourne at last, and the fust thing the skipper did was to give our young lady some money togo ashore and buy clothes with. He did it in a very delikit way by giving her the pay as boy, and I don't think I ever see anybody look so pleased and surprised as she did. The skipper went ashore with her, as she looked rather a odd figure to be going about, and comes back about a hour later without 'er. "'I thought perhaps she'd come aboard,' he ses to Mr. Fisher. 'I man aged to miss her somehow while I was waiting outside a shop.' "They fidgeted about a bit, and then went ashore to look for 'er, turning up again at eight o'clock quite wor ried. Nine o'clock came, and there was no signs of 'er. Mr. Fisher and Mr. Scott was in a dreadful state, and the skipper sent almost every man aboard ashore to search for 'er. They 'unted for 'er high and low. *p and down and round about, and turned up at midnight so done up that they could 'ardly stand without holding onto somethink, and so upset that they couldn't speak. None of the officers got any sleep that night except Mr. Jackson, and the fust thing la the morning they was ashore agio looking for her. "She'd disappeared as completely as if she'd gone overboard, and more than one of the chaps looked over the side half expecting to see 'er come floating by. By 12 o'clock most of us was convinced that she'd been made away with, and Mr. Fisher made some remarks about the police of Melbourne as would ha' done them good to heaf. "I was just going to see about din ner when we got the first news of her. Three of the most miserable and sol emn looking captains I've ever seen came alongside and asked for a few words with our skipper. They all stood in a row looking as if they was going to cry. " 'Good morning, Capt. Hart,' aes one of 'em, as our old man came up with the mate. " 'Good morning,' ses he. " 'Do you know this?' ses one of 'em, suddenly, holding out Miss Mallow's dressing gown on a walking stick. " 'Cood 'eavens,' ses the skipper, 'I hope nothing's happened to that pore gal.' "The three captains shook their heads all together. " 'She is no more,' ses another of 'em. "'How did it happen?' ses the skip per, in a low voire. " 'She took this off,' ses the #rst captain, shaking his head and pointing to the dressing gown. '"And took a chill?' ses the skip per, staring very 'ard. "The three captains shook their 'eads agin, and I noticed that they seemed to watch each other and do it all together. " 'I don't understand,' ses the skip per. "'I was afraid you wouldn't,' sea the first captain; 'she took this off.' " 'So you said before,' ses the skip per, rather short. " 'And became a boy agin,' ses the other; 'the wickedest and most artful young rascal that ever signed on with me.' "He looked round at the others, and they all broke out into a perfect ro.ir of laughter, and jumped lip and down and slapped each other on the back, as if they was all mad. Then they asked which was the one wot had 'is ears boxed, and which was Mr, Fisher and which was Mr. Scott, and told our skipper what a nice fatherly man he was. Quite a crowd got 'round, an' wouldn't go away for ill we could do to 'em in the shap# o' buckets o' water and lumps o' coal. Wo was the laughing-stock o* the place, and the way they carried on when the steamer passed us two daya later with the first captain oa the bridge, pretending not to see that Imp of a boy standing In the bows blowing us kisses and dropping curtsies, Remrlj put the skipper out of 'U min4_"