THEIR ROMANTIC MEETING By LUCIA CHAMBERLAIN (Copyright.) "1 know you must think me extraor dinary to talk in this way ol Mac be fore him," she said, turning, appealing and smiling, to her husband's friend. "But you see he has been my one subject—the only one I've cared about —since I met him; oh, more than a year ago. And you are the very first chance I've had to indulge myself. It is really your fault. You've l'ed me on. Knowing you love him and understand him, I've just burst out with every thing to you." She ended with a pret ty fluttering gesture of the fingers. Mac's friend seemed to consider it, if extraordinary, at any rate charming, to hear a woman so beautiful, so shin ing, so much to be praised herself, heaping worship before the quiet man sitting in the background. There he lounged, angular, plain, his long legs crossed, his long chin in his hands, his eyes all for his wife. He had a face with a lurking humor, that flashed in and out under the fusillade of her spirited personalities. She Turned to Mac's Friend with a Half-Mysterious Air. "There is no use trying to tell you ■what it means to me," she went on. "It's not that he's great." A murmur PS of protest, came from her husband's throat, and his eyes flashed a thou sand twinkles. "It's because—ah, you know —it's like knowing the whole world to know him, only he makes the world seem different! He has a power over common things to make them seem, or rather really be, wonderful. He's fated to romance. He is it. Why, from the very first —" She hesitated, looking at her husband. "Oh, Mae, Opie Road.) your command. Don't use a "stand and deliver" attitude or he may call in the constabulary. But if he allows the allowance don't thank me, rather laugh at yourself for not having had spirit enough to ask it before. It's yours by right. o o o RE you socially %|jl your husband's Inferior or his su ■ If you are his —=-i I flfcj inferior he is / probably too much , of a gentleman to I Mm ' have told you so, II Ail/ but if you are his superior I am very muc h afraid that jp you have let him / know it. But lf you nre yCK . and if you have, \ don't let it rest at that. Try by ail thc,n(?ansin your power to lift A*? A l«ni up to your - BoC ' a l level. If a, your table man- J] ners are better than his; if you cannot eat a dinner Without the use of from two to three forks, while ho is prone to get along without any, try to educate him. If he won't use three compromise on one. That will be a beginning. It will be a great pity if you let liim drag you down to his level. It, is always a pity when a man or a woman coasts from birth instead of climbing from birth. Let your mot to be: "Ever upward." Don't you want to be superior socially to any one on earth? How can you become so if you do not climb and drag your husband along too? Lift him up and teach your chil dren to be a little better than either of you. This will not be hard, as they already feel they are—that is, if they are good Americans. If they are Chinese they are becomingly humble and think that the sun rises and sets in you and your husband. But it is safe to say that your chil dren are not Chinese. They want to move on a higher social plane than you moved, and on a much high er plane than their father moves. And when they have reached what they have striven for, just use them to pull you and your husband up and the end of your family will be some Blue Book. It's a great ambition. (Copyright, by Jaiuas Pctt & CoJ i k^^sprrinLE / WITH 777 "UNCZJT^r* (Copyright 1308, by Byron Williams.) "Aunty" Lindaman. ray-T—OTisra 1 nnl I I My "Aunty" I>indaman she lives Acrost the alley fruni our house, An' mother sez 'at I kin bo If I am still as any mouse. So I Rist hurry over there An' "Aunty" sez she's glad to sea Mow hungry 'at a boy kin sit When lie Is growin'—meanin' MB! Then she Ist pits th' butter dish An' spreads two great big squares of bread. An' all inside she puts It thick With jelly that is oful red: An' then she sez at I kin sit There on her doorstep while I oat— I go right out, an' swing my heels An' knock th' doorstep with my feet! An' when I git it all et up. She lafs an' sez: "Well. I declare; You got it everywhere, I guess, Exceptin' in your eyes an' hair!" An' then she »ez: "Now you and Tige Gist skip eround an' have a play." An' when I'm tired I say: "Good-bye!" An' she sez: "Cum agin sum day!" When I git home my mamma sez: "Well, goodness gracious, what a fright." Then she ist gits th' wash-cloth down An' scrubs my face with all her might. •An' when she gits me all fixed up An' I am combed agin an' dressed, I tell her, after her an' pa, I like my nice old "aunty" best! o o o Casual Comment. It. is always a question of a survival of the fittest when an old bachelor and an old nuad meet. ■tr it -a When a woman is an heiress worth $4,000,000 there is no question as to her handsome figure. ☆ ☆ ☆ If one didn't know it to be a fact, one would never suspect that the Chi cago White Sox once won a pennant. ☆ ☆ ☆ The season for eggs, fresh eggs anil strictly fresh eggs is about over for this year. The hens are using the rapid Pre method these days. ☆ ☆ ☆ One of the liveliest frog orchestras 1 ever have heard holds forth about a block from where I live and just now, ns I work, I can hear them tuning up for their latest symphony: "Oh, what's the score? Jug-a-rum, jug-a-rum!" That's a nice way to treat a fellow when he is trying to work. ☆ ☆ ☆ When my wife's mother gets a cold, my wife always takes especial delight in putting mustard-plasters on her to get even with past indignities of the tame character forced upon her when she has a cold. When the mustard is flying about, it's my turn to sneak out In the yard and laugh. ☆ ☆ ☆ An fcdvenfurous mud turtle, aged about one year, came up from the lake for a parade on my cement walk this morning, much to the delight of my bull dog. When my wife said: "Sst!" at the turtle, he drew into his shell and played dead. Later, when wo retired to a further distahse, he. stretched out his snake-like head and neck, looked all about, and set out for the watery realm as fast as his slow, but sure, legs would carry him. I sup pose there were great tales told in mudturtledom upon his arrival home. o o o Filling a Tire. | Two friends of mine, both automo bile enthusiasts, have been experi menting with tire filler. The solid tii'e seems to be the thing now, but the mixture for filling is kept a dark secret by the inventor, hence the desire on the part of my two busy acquaintances to manufacture something just as good and at a greatly reduced cost. For weeks they have been working up in the barn on G street. Last Sunday morning they asked me up to see the experiments. I went, but hav ing an innate fear of anything load ed, 1 kept my distance. When one of the rubber tires broke under hydrauli pressure and threw four gallons o glue and molasses all over my friends, 1 ran out back of the barn and yelled in my delirium. Then I went home, because I was afraid togo back to the barn. My friends were so stuck up, they wouldn't have spoken to me if I had. o o o Fishing. If you know a fresh young man who has been bothering you, girls, call him up on the telephone and ask him if he likes togo fishing. If he does, tell him to bold the line, hang up the re ceiver and let him fish!