HUMPHREYS'
Veterinary Specifies cure diseases
of Horses, Cattlo, Slioep, Dogs, Hogs ami
Poultry by acting directly on the SICK PARTS
without loss of time.
A.AJPEVGRR, I'onfirestioii*. Tttnammf*-
ouiuih ) tioiiM, Lung Fever, Milk Fever.
B. B. ?BPR Vl\S 112 Lnmcnett, Injuries,
CURES $ lUieuinatism.
C. C.ISORE THROAT, 'lulimy. Epizootic.
CUBKS > lHnteiuper.
CURES I w °RMB, Hot-.. Grub..
K. K.H'OI'GII I *. Cold., Influenza, Inflamed
CURES! Lunfw, I'leuru.l'neuimmla.
r. F.lCOLir, Bellyache. Wind-Blown,
CURES ! Diarrhea, l>>nenterv.
G.Q. Prevents MISCARRIAGE.
H ".JKIDXEY A HLADIH:IT DISORDERS
I. I. jKKI.\ DI*EAnE*. Hange, Eruptions,
cußCsil'lcera, Ureaic, Furry.
J. K. ? DAD CO\DlTlO\, Minriim Coat.
CURES (Indigestion, &toiuach MAGUEM.
60c. each ; Stable Case, Ten Specifics, Hook, &c., $7.
At druggists, or scut prepaid on receipt of price.
Humphreys' Medlcluo Co., Cor. William and JohD
Streets, New York.
RSR- HOOK MAILED FREE.
TREASURER'S SALE
OF UNSEATED LANDS
In Comeron County, for Taxes lor
Years 190 band 1907.
\GREEABLE to an Act of Assembly entitled
"An Act to amend an Act directing the
mode of selling Unseated I.ands for taxes and
other purposes" passed the 13tl) day of March, A.
I)., 1815 :'.nd further supplements thereto, I,
('HAS. J. HOWARD, Treasurer of the County of
Oami ron, hereby give notice to all persons con
cerned therein, that unless a II arrearages of tax
es due 011 the following tracts of unseated lands,
situate in Cameron county, Pa., are paid before
the day of sole, the whole or such part of each
tract as will pay the costs and taxes chargeable
thereon, will be sold at public vendue or outcry,
at the Court House, 111 Emporium Borough,
County of Cameron and State of Pennsylvania,
on .Holiday, JuilC Btll, 190 M, and con
tinued by adjournment from day to day, as will
be deemed necessary, for arrearages of taxes and
and the cost accrued on each tract repectively.
Persons wishing to pay before sale, will remit
toe amount of these taxes, together with inter
est and fifty cents for each tract for advertising
tuid twenty-five cents for receipt.
Notice is also given that in compliance with
the Act of Assembly, passed the 6th day of June,
A. 1). 1887, entitled "An Act to regulate the col
lection of taxes on Unseated Lands" there will
be accrued interest at the rate of six per cent,
per annum on taxes of 1906 from January Ist,
1907, and on taxes of 1907 from January Ist 1908
until date of payment of same. See P. L. 1887 ;
page 373.
SHIPPEN TOWNSHIP.
War. Acres. To Whom Assessed Tax.
4967 375 H. H. Mullin $37 15
6108 60 do 5 91
5038 390 do 38 61
1143 50 do 4 95
5037 300 do 29 70
M&D 170 do 16 83
4969 120 do 11 88
I:I59 32 do 3 16
4986 50 Mrs. J. C. Skillman,.... 4 95
4986 100 do 9 90
4986 100 do 9 90
516 1 600 C. R. Noyes, Est 222 00
4983 40 J. R. Hunsberger 3 96
5038 495 G. W. Warner Est 49 03
1191 368 .A. H. Shafer, 36 41
MFICD 30 E.J.Rogers 297
4950 31 Claud Lyons 3 07
1142 335 L.K.Huntington 33 19
1143 289 do 28 62
5036 42 do 4 15
4964 150..; A. Kresge, 14 85
1142 100 L. E.Gibbs 9 90
2973 390 A. H. Shafer 38 61
4997 552 Levi Heidrick, 54 64
1141 663 R.K.Cross 65 66
5037 100. ...Mrs. Warren Moore 9 90
f682 228 Josiah Howard 22 58
1142 157 Oscar Heath, 15 54
1195 137 J.H.Evans, 13 56
1199 76 H. C. Crawford 7 52
1360 130 do 12 87
1129 1043 A. Gouviner Est 103 27
4954 282 WM. Howard Est 27 91
4919 283 do 28 03
5042 279 Cen. P. Lumber Co 27 63
5042 , 100 do 499 60
2597 990 Josiah Howard, 98 01
4968 522 do 81 67
2537 217 do 21 48
2520 80" do 73 60
4985 28? do 27 91
2913 150 do 14 85
5036 300 d 0..: 29 70
2959 114 do 11 29
2952 660 do 05 34
4999 631 do 62 47
1981 862 do 85 33
1194 72 do 7 12
2414 100 do 66 75
2141 148 do 14 66
2514 987 do 118 95
2351 990 C. B. Howard Co 98 01
2353 990 do 98 01
2350 490 do 18 51
2341 990 do 98 01
2442 990 do 98 01
5034 990 do 98 01
5040 • 990 do ... 98 01
50&5 990 do 98 01
2337 9911 do 98 01
2340 990 do 98 01
2313 500 do 49 50
6107 132 do 13 06
5042 300 do 29 70
5041 230 do 28 71
5041 700 do 814 10
4949 120 I.K.Morrison 1907 5 16
4991 495 .Reading IS Fisher 1907 1,064 65
499-1 65 do 1907 27 95
2336 990.. F. H. &C. W. G'dyear,- ... 0f2,128 50
2334 990 do - , of 2,128 50
•1998 802 Dininnv & Fisher, 34 48
1141 50 H. H.Mullin 2 15
1199 143..DanBarr Est, 6 15
4985 150 . Alton Housler 6 45
1141 287 .A. H. Shafer 12 31
Seneca
Freeman 100 Mrs. Chas. Spangler 4 30
2973 3 Amos Norrigon 51
2973 197 William Willink 8 17
1142 50 0. W. Weinshimer, 2 15
1107 10 do 43
6108 40. do 1 72
1142 85 do 3 08
1363 32 do 1 37
Vact 583 do 25 07
1142 50 do 2 15
4953 181 Claud Lyon 1906 10 30
PORTAGE TOWNSHIP.
4033 71 R.K.Cross 6 22
3.554 51 Charles Prosser, 4 30
1193 75.. ). 11. Evans, 6 32
3.554 155 H.C.Crawford, 13 03
355-1 57 do 4 79
1107 92 do 7 72
35.5-1 50 do 4 20
1407 70 do 5 88
Vact 50 do 1 20
3554 200 16 80
1407 100 J. S. Wiley, 8 40
1360 50 do -I 20
1360 150 do 12 60
1407 300 do 25 20
.5-136 900 do 75 60
1360 78. • .Elizabeth Housler 1907 328
1360 150. .G. W. Weisenheimer,. .1907 630
1407 100 do 1907 4 20
1360 112 do 1907 -1 70
1193 55 H. H. Mullin 1907 2 32
3554 50 do 1907 2 10
LUMBER TOWNSHIP.
5435 420 Ransted & Flynn, 43 26
5432 50... do 10 30
6132 118.. F. 11. .<• C. W. Goodyear,.. . 18 35
5432 28 H. H. Mullin 4 35
6850 990 C. It. Noyes Est 509 86
5431 973 W.W. Barrows 100 20
5432 200 do 20 60
5435 611 do 62 95
Vact 30.. G. W. Weisenheimer. .1907. 1 52
GIBSON TOWNSHIP,
5169 578 J. W. Browfl 61 28
5474 .54 Levi Heidrick 11 46
5-176 325 Josiah Howard 34 48
.5-169 420 .... ..... do 44.52
5168 80 V. A. Brooks 1907 490
5469 20 do 1907 124
Vact 50 George Lattimer 1907 310
GROVE TOWNSHIP.
4935 495. .F. H. A; C. W. G'dyear, 1907 27 24
4910 495 F. N. Page, 1907 27 24
4938 225 E. Pelts 1907 12 39
192;: 130 C. W. Berfield 1907 715
Vact 330. .G. W. Weisenheimer, .. 1907 18 15
5718 50 George Pfoutz, 1907 285
CHARLES.!. HOWARD,
Treasurer of Cameron County.
Treasurer's Office, (
Emporium, Pa., April 1, 1908./
tent Usi I li
Mercantile Appraiser's Notice.
Names «ind kind of license of dealers
in the County of Cameron Pa. The
Appeals will be held in the office of
the
COUNTY TREASURER ON TUES
DAY, APRIL 28, 1908.
EMPORIUM.
Balcom & Lloyd, General Merchandise
Beattie, Peter Tobacco
Blair, C. A., Notions
Bente, William, Cigars
Coppersmith, Mrs. E. S.,
Millinery and Clothing
Caramella, James,
Confectionery and Fruit
Creighton, J. P., Cigars
Donovan, D. W, Cigars
Dolan, M. J., do
Day, J. H., Groceries
Dodeon, R. C., Drugs
Emporium Machine Co.,
Tile and Fixtures
Emporium Furniture C 0.,. ..Furniture
Emporium Milling Co.,
Grain and Seeds
Fisher, J. A., Vehicles
Furnace Supply Co.,
General Merchandise
Farley, Charles, Cigars
Ganey & Moline, Cigars
Heilman, F. V.,...... Hardware
Hughes & Son,.. ..Groceries and Meats
Howard, C. B. & Co.,
General Merchandise
Hogan, M. T., Groceries
Harris, Jasper, Clothing
Haupt <St Ilauber, Vehicles
Haekett, S. J.,...General Merchandise
Hirsch, R. H., Jewelry
Jaeger, Henry, Harness
Koehler, John, Cigars
Kinsler, Joe, Groceries
Kuehne, Richard
Millinery and Clothing
Knight, Harry, Cigars
Leet & Co., . ...General Merchandise
Lechner, Joseph, Boots and Shoes
Lloyd, H. S., Stationery
Larrabee, M. M , Furs and Ammunition
Laßar, Geo. J., Furniture
Ludlam, E. L , Millinery
Levicke, Fred, Cigars
McDonald, A. A., Cigars
McDonald, S. D., Cigars
Metzger, Geo., Jewelry
McDougal, Alex., Groceries and Meats
Meisel, J. 8., Fruits
Murry, S. E., Pipe and Fixtures
McDougal, Alex., Groceries
Newton, Joseph, Groceries
Overhisei*, Kate,
Confectionery and Fruit
Overhiser, I. 0.,
Confectionery and Fruit
Parsons, J. F.,.. .General Merchandise
Rockwell, Mrs. M. A., Drugs
Schmidt, Mrs. C. G.,
Confectionery and Fruit
Seger & Son, Clothing
Seger, N., Clothing
Shives, Frank,.. .General Merchandise
Scblecht, John, Groceries
Stephens Hardware Co,, Hardware
Smith, E. J., Grain and Flour
Sliutte, William, Cigars
Stephens and Duaileebe,
Confectionery and Fruit
Taggart, L., Drugs
Tompkins & Norris,
General Merchandise
Tulis, M. C., do d 0...
Turley Bros, do d 0...
Vogt, A. F., Boots and Shoes
Vogt, C. J., Groceries
Wintleld, Mary,
Confectioney and Fruits
Welsh, T. W., General Merchandise
Zarps, Henry,.. .Toys and Furnishings
CAMERON.
Schwab, John,.. .General Merchandise
Walker, A. F., Cigars
Graham, Robert, Cigars
STERLING RUN.
Ebersole, E. M., Groceries
Furlong, Mrs Cigars
Lewis, Miss L., Notions
Smith, J. E., General Merchandise
DRIFTWOOD.
Brookbank Mercantile Co.,
General Merchandise
Brooks, M. J. 8., Cigars and Stationery
Bartolett, Joe, Groceries
Callahan, G. A , Cigars and Stationery
Fox, Lyclia, Millinery
Kreider & Yothers,
General Merchandise
McDonald, A M., Cigars
McVicker, Mrs. Fred, Cigars
Mitchell, W. H., Drugs and Cigars
McCoole, O. R., Cigars, &c
Nefcv, M. E., Groceries
Riley, T. J Cigars
Wilson, S. D., Meats
HUNTLEY.
Logue, W. H.,— General Merchandise
SINNAMAHONING.
Barclay 8r05.,... .General Merchandise
Baird, D. P., General Merchandise
Bailby, O. L., Cigars
Crum, V. E., Groceries and Meats
Silin, Nathan, Clothing
Shaffer, Geo. P., ..Cigars
Wolfe, J. F., Groceries and Meats
HICKS RUN.
Dußois, J. E.,....General Merchandise
Hammond, C. A., Meats
Welton, J. 11., Cigars
Wilson, J. &. A.,. Groceries
Patchell, J. E do
Silin, Nathan, Clothing
FIRST FORK.
Logue, C. E., Groceries
SIZERVILLE.
Sizer, Mrs. W. li., General Merchandise
RICH VALLEY.
Lewis, F. J., Groceries
BEECH WOOD.
Kline & Co., General Merchandise
EATING HOUSES.
Clark & Lyons, Emporium
McCullah, Mrs. John, "
Shoup, Peter, "
Housler, Elizabeth, "
Malone, Mrs. Sarah, Hicks Run
BILLIARDS AND POOL.
Creighton, J. P Emporium
McDonald, A. A "
Bateman, M. C., Hicks Run
Malone, Mrs. Sarah, "
Krebbs Bros, Siunamalioning
Fisher, Henry, Driftwood
WHOLESALE.
Atlantic Refining Co., Emporium
Dußois, J. E., Hicks Run
All persons so ascertained or assess
ed who shall fail to attend such appeal
from the decision of the Appraiser to
the Common Pleas within ten days
thereafter will not be permitted to set
up a defense to the recovery of the
amount of license which he is requested
to pay when suit shall be brought that
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 1908
he is not a dealer in merchandise, &c"
The law further provides that it shall
bo the duty of the County Treasurer to
sue for the recovery of all licenses re
turned to him by the Mercantile Ap
praiser if not paid on or before the first
day of July in each and every year,
within ten days after date and said
Treasurer shall not be discharged from
any such license unless he bring suit to
recover the same on or before that
date.
W. L. THOMAS,
8 4t. Mercantile Appraiser.
When a man writes as follows don't
you think be means it? S. G. Williams,
Powderly Texas, says:"l have suffered
tor years with Kidney and Bladder
trouble, using every preparation I came
across and taking many prescriptions all
without relief until my attention was call
ed to Pineules. After 30 days' trial
SI.00). lam feeling fine. Money re
funded if not satisfied. Sold by It. C.
Dodson. 3m
A Twenty Year Sentence.
"I have just completed a twenty year
health sentence imposed by Bueklen's
Arnica Salve, which cured me of bleed
ing piles just twenty years ago," writes
(). 8. Wandever, Leßaysville, N. Y.
Bueklen's Arnica Salve heals the worst
sores, boils, burns, wounds and cuts in
the shortest time. 25c at all drut: stores.
Plenty of Trouble,
is caused by stagnation of the liver and
bowels. To get lid of it and headaaho
and biliousness and the poison that
brings jaundice, take Dr. King's New
Life J 'ills the reliable purifiers that do
the work without grinding or griping.
25c at all drug stores.
Where a riultiiude of Sins arc Covered
The L. & 31. Paint covers defects in
previous paintings and wears for 10 to 15
years, because the L. &, M. is pure lin
seed oil binder-pure oxide of zinc-pure
white lead, and you help to make the paint
by mixing three quarts of linsesd oil with
each gallon of paint. Its done in 2 min
utes. Makes cost only §1.20 per gallon.
Harry S. Lloyd, Emporium, L. & M.,
Paint Agent.
Dewitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills are
prompt and through and will in a short
time strengthen weakened kidneys and
allay troubles arising from inflammation
of the bladder. Sold by It. C. Dodson.
"E. C. DeWitt & Co., Chicago, 111.
Gentlemen—ln 1807 I had a disease of
the stomach and bowels. In the spring
of 1902 I bought a bottle of Kodol and
the benefit 1 received all the gold in
Georgia could not buy. May you live
long and prosper. Yours very truly. C.
N. Cornell, Roding,Ga., Aug. 27,1900."
Sold by It. C. Dodson.
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts
promptly yet gently on the bowels,
through which the cold is forced out of
the system, and at the same time it allays
inflammation. Sold by It. C. Dodsou.
Death Was On His Heels.
Jesse P. Morris, of Skippers, Ya., had
a close call in the spring of 1000. He
says "An attack of pneumonia left me
so weak and with such a tearful cough
that uiy friends declared consumption
had me, and death was on my heels.
Then I was persuaded to try Dr. King's
New Discovery.' It helped me immedi
ately, and and after taking two and a hall
bottles I was a well man again. I found
out that New Discovery is the best rem
edy for coughs and lung disease in all
the world." Sold under guarantee at
all drug stores. 50c and SI.OO. Trial
bottles free.
FRIEND TO FRIEND.
The personal recommendations of peo
ple who liavc been cured of coughs anil
colds by Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
have done more than all else to make it a
staple article of trade and commerce over
a lartre part of the civilized world.
Sour
Stomach
No appetite, loss of strength, nervous
ness, headache, constipation, bad breath,
general debility, sour risings, and catarrh
of the stomach are all due to Indigestion.
Kodol relieves Indigestion. This new discov
ery represents the natural Juices of diges
tion as they exist In a healthy stomach,
combined with tt> greatest known tonio
and reconstructive properties. Kodol for
dyspepsia does not only relievo Indigestion
and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy
helps all stomach troubles by cleansing,
purifying, sweetening and strengthening
the mucous membranes lining the stomach.
Mr. S. S. Ball, of Ravenswood, W. Vs.. says:—
" I was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years.
Kodol cured mo and we are now uslne It In milk
for baby,"
Kodol Digests What You Eat.
Bottles only. Relieves Indigestion, sour stomach,
belchlne of eas, etc.
Prepared by E. O. DeWITT & CO.. CHICAGO.
Sold by It. C. Dodson.
The Making of Diamonds.
It is quilt- possibles to manufacture
diamonds. Indeed a famous French
man of science, Moissan, made very
large numbers by means of his elec
tric furnace. 11 is process was to dis
solve lumps of sugar in molten iron,
subjecting the solution to enormous
pressure. Lump sugar may be said tc
consist simply of water and diamond.
It is the case that the diamond is mere
ly crystallized carbon. There are throe
kinds of carbon plumbago, graphite
and diamond—the composition of all ot
which is identical. When charcoal is
dissolved in molten iron, graphite is
formed. All the diamonds found in
Borneo, Itrazll, India and South Africa
are made in much the same manner—
that is, by the action of great heat and
enormous pressure. Charcoal formed
from wood has been baked into dia
monds, (lie enormous heat and pres
sure of the earth's interior causing the
beautiful white stone to crystallize out.
Although artificial (distinct from imi
tation) diamonds have been made for
some time, the cost has been prohib
itive, while the stones have been of but
insignificant size and value.
Fastidious Smokers.
'"Did you know," asked one member
of a group in the hotel lobby, "that an
Indian is much more fastidious than a
white man in the matter of smoking?
I saw when I was in Montana several
of their war dances and (he councils
afterward. You know, they sit in a
circle on the ground and pass the pipe
of good fellowship around in silence.
Each man takes two or three putt's
and then hands the pipe to his next
neighbor. liut if you notice you will
see that in the whole circuit which it
makes the mouthpiece is never wet.
The red man merely lays the end of
the stem against his lower lip and.
keeping his mouth partly open, draws
a deep breath. Removing the pipe, he
exhales the smoke and then perhaps
repeats the process, but he never puts
the mouthpiece into his mouth in the
common 'paleface' fashion. If he is
asked to smoke a peace pipe after a
white man, he first wipes off the end
of the pipestem where it has been in
the previous smoker's mouth."—New
York Times.
The Lecturer's Subject.
"I call my lecture 'Class,' " said the
lecturer, "not because it says anything
about that subject, but because of the
nature of it. To begin with, it is the
sort of lecture that anybody can see
through. Then I am liable to make a
number of breaks in its delivery, after
which it will be full of funny cracks.
In addition, it requires a lot of sand
to produce it, to say nothing of the
hot air employed. The agents have
blown it pretty much to the commit
tees.
"Another point of resemblance be
tween my lecture and glass is that
when cut it is much more valuable. I
shan't refer to the subject any more,
though it is not a safe one to drop.
The principal reason for my selection
of this name anyway is my knowledge
of the fascination foreign titles have
for the American people."
liut noticing that the audience had
hurried away the lecturer desisted.—
Chicago News.
Every One of Them a Bird.
A current newspaper item is as fol
lows: "The wife of a Methodist minis
ter in West Virginia has been married
three times. Her maiden name was
Partridge; her first husband was
named Uobin, her second Sparrow, and
the present one's name is Quayle.
There are now two young Robins, one
Sparrow and three little Quayles in the
family. One grandfather was a Swann,
and another was a Jay, but he's dead
and now a bird of Paradise. They live
on Ilawk avenue, Eagleville, Canary
islands, and the fellow who wrote this
article is a lyre bird and an interesting
relative of the family."—St. Louis Re
public.
Proving a Rumor.
During one of the Mardi Gras festiv
ities at New Orleans a couple evidently
from the provinces wandered into one
of the numerous little French restau
rants. The lady scanned the menu.
"Here's entree," she said. "What is
it? Shall I order it?"
"Good heavens, 110!" replied her com
panion. "I've always heard that the
French eat it, but not for us. You'd
better order ham and eggs. An entry's
a race horse."—Harper's.
Too Many Weddings.
"What brought you here, my poor
man?" inquired the prison visitor.
"Well, lady," replied the prisoner, "I
guess my trouble started in attendin'
too many weddin's."
"Ah! You learned to drink there, or
steal perhaps?"
"No, lady, I was always the bride
groom."
No Odors In His Cab.
An old lady about to hire a cab in
London asked the cabman if he could
take her to Trafalgar square. The cab
man replied, "No, mum, 1 can't, and I
wouldn't if I could, and the next time
you want to eat onions bile 'em!"
A Pair of Them.
Church—What's that piece of cord
tied around your finger for? Gotham—
My wife put it there to remind me to
mail a letter. Church—And did you
mail it? Gotham—No. She forgot to
give it to me!—Congregationalist.
His Ears.
"If Smithers undertakes to pull my
ears," said a fellow at a street corner,
"he will have his hands full."
The crowd looked at the man's ears
and smiled.—London Telegraph.
Some people make the mistake of
thinking they are sure just because
they are slow.—Puck.
A Boomerang.
"I know a German editor," said a
newspaper man, "who found himself
one night when the paper was about
togo to press without any editorials.
What was he to do? It was too late
to write any himself, too late to have
any written. Like a Hash an inspira
tion came to him, and, dipping his pen,
lie wrote hurriedly:
" 'After carefully reading the edi
torials written for the morning's issue
by four of the ablest and most bril
liant members of our staff we have
come to the conclusion that they might
be misinterpreted by the authorities
and regarded as an attack on the gov
ernment. We ourselves consider them
perfectly innocent, but as we have no
desire to see our newspaper confiscated
we have very unwillingly, though, as
we think, prudently, resolved to with
hold the articles in question. This
must serve as 1111 apology to our read
ers for a blank editorial page.'
"Imagine f his editor's shock when his
secretary telephoned him the next
morning that the paper had been con
fiscated.
"'But—but 011 what ground?' the ed
itor gasped.
" 'For malicious ridicule of the gov
ernmental authorities by the omission
of the editorials.' "—Los Angeles Times.
Pet Poisoning a Trade.
"Every town has its pet poisoner if
you know where to find him," said a
druggist. "These men keep my stock
of alkaloids 011 the move. There is a
demand for (lie pet poisoner. Suppose
your favorite dog breaks his back.
What a relief, then, to summon the pet
poisoner and have the animal slain
without pain. Cats and birds, dogs
and even fish come within the prov
ince of the pet poisoner. lie charges
usually a dollar a case, but if you are
rich he won't object to charging you .S5
or .$lO. Som'? folks in their wills leave
directions that their pet dogs or cats be
poisoned, fearing that the animals
would find life too harsh and sad after
their loving owners' decease. Some
folks, too, if they are going away for a
long time—making a tour of the world,
say—have their pets poisoned rather
than trust ihem to servants possibly
careless. Mistaken kindness I call such
doings, and that, I bet, is what the pets
call it too."—Cincinnati Enquirer.
"Either" and "Neither."
There are two or three things about
these two words that one should re
member. In the first place, they should
never be used in connection with more
than two things—as: "It was either
Tuesday or Wednesday," not "either
Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday;" "it
was neither Tuesday nor Wednesday,"
not "neither Tuesday, Wednesday nor
Thursday." Then, either should not bo
used in the sense of each, as "they
walked on, one on either side of the
road." It should be one 011 "each"
side of the road. The third caution Is
about the pronunciation. Some per
sons insist that they should be pro
nounced "i-ther" and "ni-ther," with
the"i" long. But this is more an af
fectation perhaps than anything else.
The best authorities agree that the
right pronunciation is "e-ther" and
"ne-ther."—New York World.
"Pinched."
The humor of school and college ex
aminations is# perennial. One speci
men was contributed by one of the
high schools where a girl in the de
partment of history was required to
write a brief sketch of Queen Eliza
beth. Her r>aper when turned in was
found to contain the following sen
tence: "Elizabeth was so dishonest that
she stole her soldiers' food." The
teacher who conducted these examina
tions was puzzled to know just whence
this particular information had perco
lated into the girl's mind. So, calling
her up, she asked the question.
Why," was the ready answer, "that's
just what it says in the history."
The book was sent for and the pas
sage examined. It was found to read,
"Elizabeth was so parsimonious that
she pinched her soldiers' ration."—
Bookman.
A Curious Rescue.
Two officers hunting wolves 011 the
Dry mountain, in central Servia, lost
their way in a fog. After wandering
for fourteen hours one of them lay
down in the snow and speedily became
unconscious. Ilis comrade bound him
with cords, placed him in a sitting po
sition and then rolled him down the
mountain. He glided down the slope at
terrific speed and reached the bottom
safely, being found an hour later in an
exhausted condition by a peasant.
Man and Plants.
M. Caniille Saint-Saens says:"l do
not pretend to adduce Irrefragable evi
dence in support of my theory that
man began his earthly career as a
plant. Ido maintain, however, that an
impartial examination of my theory
must allow that my assumption and
hypotheses are sufficiently plausible to
be considered justifiable."
Keeps Him High Strung.
"The manager always keeps back a
portion of the villain's salary."
"Why does he do that—afraid he'd
skip?"
"No, but he always acts his part bet
ter Avhen he's mad."—St. Louis Globe-
Democrat.
The Losers.
"To what do you attribute your suc
cess in acquiring money?"
"Partly to the success of other men
in letting goof it," replied the great
financier.- Philadelphia Ledger.
Misguided.
Minister's Wife—Wake up! There
are burglars in the house. John. Min
ister—Well. what of it? Let them find
out the!: mistake themselves.—Chris
tian Register.
Rheumatic Pains Relieved.
Thow.Stenton, postmaster of Ponty
wood, Ont., writes: "For the past eight
years I suffered from rheumatic pains,
and during that time 1 used many differ
out liniments and remedies for the core
of rheumatism. Last summer I procur
ed a bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm
and got more relief from it thau anything
I have ever used, and cheerfully recom
mend this liniment to all sufferers from
rheumatic pains." 25 and 50 cent bot
tles for sale by L. Taggart.
King s Little Liver Pills for bilious
ness and sick-lieaduche. They clean the
system and clear the skin. Price 25c.
Try them. Sold by It. C. Dodson.;3ni
MenZan Pile Remedy comes ready to
use, put up in a collapsible tube with
nozzle attached. One application proves
its merit. Soothes and heals, reduces
inflammation and relieves soreness and
itching. For all forms of Piles. Price
50c. Guaranteed. Sold by 11. C. Dod
fcon. 3m
ManZan Pile Remedy, price 50c is
guaranteed. Put up ready to use. One
application prompt relief to any form ol
Piles. Soothes and heals. Sold by R.
C. Dodson. 3m
30 days'trial 81.00 is the ofler on
Pincules. Relieve Backache, Weak
Back, Lame Back, Rheumatic pains.
Best on sale for Kidneys, Bladder and
Blood. Good for young and old. Satis
faction guaranteed or money refunded.
Sold by 11. C. Dodson. 3m
Latest Popular Music.
Miss May Gould, teacher of piano
forte has received a full line of the lat
est and most popular sheet music. All
the popular airs. Popular and class
ical music. Prices reasonable.
44-tf.
Warning.
All persons are hereby forbidden from
trespassing upon the property of thin
Company without a permit from this
office, or the Manager at the works.
KEYSTONE POWDEK MFG. CO.
Emporium, Pa., August Ist, 1003.
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