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The .Trb department of the Prkss iseompletc nr.d affords facilities for doing the I.est class of w. rk. Pakik n.AK attknuun paihtu Law pKisriKO. No paper will t> * discontinued until arrear ages an- paid, except at the < ption of the pub lisher. Papers sent out of the county must be paid I r in advance The sperm whale could swallow an automobile according to one scientist, but we should think It would give hiiu indigestion. Chicago complains that women talk too much over the telephone. "Over the telephone" would seem to be a superfluous clause. The late shah of persia had a col lection of stones valued at $50,000,000. But death parted him from all except, one -his tombstone. A clothier's ad in the London (Ont.) Advertiser: "Our boys' knickers have double seats." Good for the kids, but hard on father's arm. Now if the weather should calm down and be decent for the summer the croakers would feel themselves discriminated against. A Detroit man has invented a nozzle which spreads water like rain, or in other words as effectively as it is dis tributed among the stocks. Tunis used to depend upon its wines, olives, cereals and cattle. Now there are a number of profitable mines and railways are being built to exploit them. Even if it were not dangerous to kiss the baby it would still be cruel in most cases, as the poor babies are generally too feeble t;> put up any kind of a defense. Dr. Wiley's condemnation of pie will have no effect. The brain food of New England has been tested beyond the power of any mere government chemist to discredit it. The American Press Humorists, as cuch, have undertaken to raise funds for a monument in memory of the late Bill Nye. All serious minded people can join them in this effort. Joaquin Miller has found mining more profitable than poetry, for which reason he desires to be a United States senator. This shows the de moralizing influence of wealth. The popularly accepted idea that women like to do most of the talking is successfully controverted in the petition of a St. Louis woman who asks divorce. She asserts that she "can't live with that man. Why, he's a regular sphinx." The highest tree in the world is said to be an Australian gum tree of the species eucalyptus regnans, which tsands in the Cape Otway range. It is no less than 415 feet high. Gum trees grow rapidly. There is one in Florida which is reported to have shot up 40 feet in four years, and an other in Guatemala which grew 120 feet in 12 years. "I am perfectly certain," writes an Englishman to the London World, "that half our ills are due to the fact that we do not laugh enough. A good sincere smile is somewhat rare in these times, a 'laughing face' is scarce, and it is seldom indeed that one hears a good ringing laugh." T'ae obvious thing for this gentleman tc do is to subscribe for London Punch. The public is henceforth to be barred from the grounds of John D. Rockefeller's home, Forest Hill, in the suburbs of Cleveland, because visitors presumed upon their privileges and peeped through the dining room win dows to watch Mr. Rockefeller eat. This made the old gentleman angry, and he ordered the gates closed. He might have pulled down the blinds. Red Cloud, the famous Sioux chief, is now very old, and, realizing that he must soon depart for the happy hunt ing grounds, he has issued a pathetic appeal to the white people to be good to the poor Indian. Once a fierce war rior and a foe to the whites. Red Cloud long ago became peaceable. He still retains the old style garb of his race, but he appreciates the value of civili zation. If the gifted persons who write those wonderful detective stories would win lasting renown and become benefac tors to their fellow beings, let them go out and do a little real detecting. There ar? plenty of desperate crim inals at large whom the regularly or dained sleuths are unable to capture. The world's rice crop in 1903 aggre gated 170,000,000,000 pounds. The great bulk of this enormous yield was produced and consumed by the people of Asia, the Chinese taking the lead hoth in production and consumption. IS FOOLISH MOVE GERMAN TRADE AGREEMENT DE NOUNCED AS PERNICIOUS. Belief That Flat Fre« Trade Would Be Less Detrimental Than Such Bartering Away of Our Indus trial Rights by Special Con cessions In Favor of Foreign Competitors. The San Francisco Chronicle is in dignant regarding the extraordinary diplomatic dicker by which the United States government has bound itself, without the knowledge or consent of congress, to reduce tariff rates on competitive imports from Germany. The Chronicle, one of the most ably conducted and influential among the leading Republican newspapers of this country, condemns the new Ger man agreement in unsparing terms as "an arrangement to permit underval uations on imports, subieot to an ad valoreni duty." Says the Chronicle: "It could have been asked for by Germany for no other purpose. It could have been granted by our gov ernment for no other purpose. It is contrary to the express terms of the administrative customs act, and is to be attacked as such in the United States courts." To assert that the privilege ac corded to German exporters of nam ing their own export values "could have been granted by our government for no other purpose" than that of permitting undervaluation, is a more sweeping condemnation of the crass blundering of our gifted state depart ment than any which has been ex pressed by the American Economist. Yet, when all has been considered, what else could have been the purpose of this astonishing concession? To assume that Secretaries Root and Cortelyou were ignorant of the pur pose of the Germans in asking for such a concession is to reflect upon the intelligence of those two secre taries. There is not a customs ad ministrative officer in the service of the United States, not one—scarcely a day laborer who handles and un packs goods in the apparisers' stores —who does not know that the oppor tunity to undervalue exports was sought by the Germans. So far as we have been able to discover, there is not an intelligent man in the entire customs service who does not know that the privilege of naming export values is in effect tLe privilege of un dervaluation. It is past comprehension that even our gifted secretary of state, who knows nothing of customs administra tion, and our inexperienced secretary of the treasury, who knows little more, should not have somehow or other guessed what was at the bottom of the German demand for the "export price" privilege. Still, we would rath er believe that they blundered like schoolboys than that with eyes wide open they deliberately betrayed the revenues of the government and the interests of American labor and in dustry. * Frankly the Chronicle expresses its preference for open free trade rather than the double dealing of "reci procity" tariff concessions. "Free trade," it says, "is foolish, but it is honest. Trading tariffs are devices of the devil." There are many pro tectionists who concur in this view, believing that the even keel of a tar iff for revenue only would in the long run work less mischief than the dis honest policy of assassinating some industries for the benefit of some other industries. "Double tariffs are trouble tariffs," the American Econo mist has said in this connection. That is the solid truth. Rightly the Chronicle urges that: "The only dual tariff which is de fensible is a surtax added to imports from countries which in any way dis criminate against us." The McCleary bill embodied a sound principle—that of increased tariffs against the exports of any and all countries having two sets of tariffs, and enforcing maximum rates against the products of the American people. Such a bill should be passed by the Sixty-first congress at its first ses sion, and in addition, a joint resolu tion giving six months' notice of ter mination of the German agreement. With such a bill passed and such a notice given we should hear no more about German threats and French bluffs. Neither would the country be shocked and humiliated by a repe tition of the colossal blunder of per mitting foreigners to write the Amer ican tariff to suit themselves. Facts, Proof anc! Figures. Not long ago Senator Rayner of Maryland said in an interview: "We must meet the Protective league with facts and proof and fig ures, and not with glittering general ities. The time has gone by for dis cussing the general policy of tariff reform." Pacts and proofs and figures are precisely what are wanted. Ry all means let the Democratic enemies of the Dlngley tariff bring forward a re vised list of duties so that the coun try will know what to expect of a Democratic administration. Repub lican tariff rippers should do the same. They deal wholly in generali ties. Let them now come forward v/ith the details. Thus far nobody, whether Democratic or Republican tariff ripper, has furnished a bill of particulars. They have asserted that the tariff is .all wrong and needs re 'ising, but have not said wherein. Let us have facta and proof and ■lsures. CAMERON C DUN TV PRESS, THURSDAY, JULY 25, WHY TAMPER WITH IT? Changes in Tariff Law Can Be of No Benefit. The present agitation for tarifT re vision all comes from Democratic sources. Many uninformed Repub licans have been caught by the ury, and a few leaders, mistaking the howl for the Democratic coyotes for the voice of the people, have joined the opposition in demanding a change. No one, of course, will question the fact that many of the schedules have become more or less obsolete in the ten years in which they have been in operation, but the justice or injustice of duties on certain articles is not by any means the sole consideration in the question of Tariff revision. The effect on business conditions the country over and the impossibil ity of securing any schedule that will be just to everybody are matters that must never be lost sight of. As to the first of these, it is a well-known fact to all who have followed the economic history of our country that the opening up of the tariff question inevitably gives business a serious set-back, regardles of whether the re vision be good or bad. The other consideration i» one of equal importance. * There are so many interests at stake and pressure of such a nature is brought to bear on the members of both houses, that it is impossible to secure a law v/hich does not involve many injustices. The country is to-day prosperous ami happy. The protective tariff is furnishing employment to tho Amer ican workingman instead of giving the job to the foreigner. Then why tamper with a law that is bringing about good results and take chances of upsetting the business of the coun try and securing in the end a law no better, if not actually worse, than the one we now have? —Topeka Her ald. UNCLE SAM DISCOVERS THAT HE HAS BEEN BUNCOED. / I UM37EiH STATES " I ' I ; atr^nlthta yigor t« the whole being. All drains nod lotie* are psilccfi »ro properly cured; iliiir condition often D»j 'V Mailed •••fed. Price $i pe> box; 6 boxei, with monej, Jjoo. fieud lor free book. .Addxcut ffcAt GO* CltwlMCL t r«i Mil h/ B. 0. Uodwß,Ptufgiit, nirrr 1 ". j Tke flatt t« ti| Ciu, y | J. F. PA®S®N3' > LAPSES OH. LAW'S COMPOUND. Safe, ipeed; regulator; p, oenta. Druggllta or oiaft Booklai free. Dk. Philadelphia. ft. EVERY WOMAN Sometimes needs a rcitabla Af monthly regulating modlolnst jWI J DR. 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