KMPORIUM MILLING COMPANY. PRICE LIST. Emporium, Pa., March 11, 1987. NKMOHHII.A, per sack I> 15 Felt's Fancy, " 185 Pet Grove, " 1 35 Graham, " *>o Hye " Buckwheat, " 75 Patent Meal., " 50 Coarse Meal, per 100, 1 20 Chop Feed, " 1 20 Middlings, 1 35 M'ddlings. Fancy'• 1 ti Bran, 1 30 Chicken Wheat 155 Corn per bushel, 67 White Oals,per bushel 55 Oysl r Shells, per 100 Choke Clover Seed, ) Choice Timothy Seed, ? MMarkeM Price Choice Millet Seed. l R.C. DODSON, THE Orudcjist, •CM I*ORIt!.1I, PA. IS LOCATED IN THE CORNER STORE At Fourth and Chestnut Sts.. r isL /%>s&■ . .. ;i r t' . I R.C. DODSON. Telephone, 19-2. LOCAL DEPARTMENT. PERSONAL GOSSIP. Contributions invited. That which you would like to see in thin department Jet us know by poß *a I card or letter, personally. Mr. W. H. Smith, of Gibson, was in town on Tuesday. Mrs. B. Coyle returned home on Saturday from an extended visit with relatives in Center county. Mr. A. W. Woods, of Coudersport, visited in Emporium over Sunday, guest of W. S. Sterner and Chas. Leutze. Mr. Chas. Hill, of Columbus, 0., visited in Emporium over Sunday, guest of Wm. Lyons and family, on Third street. Mrs. McMinn and Master Creighton McMinn of Punxsutawney, aro guests of County Treasurer John Cummings and family. Mrs. Rose Lupoid and daughter, ac companied by the children of Mr. John Weisman are visiting Mrs. Lu pold's parents, Joshua Bair and family. L. E. Specht, of Beaver Town, Pa., is visiting in town this week. He is now engaged in promoting business being interested in an ore and furnace scheme. Thos. Cummings, who has been at Niagara Falls for some time, came home Saturday, and we are sorry to learn the young man is threatened with typhoid fever. Thos. McGrain one of tiie best gard eners and care takers of homes and horses, was a PRESS visitor last Thurs day and made ye editor happy. He re ports Mrs. McGrain's health improv ing, which will be good news to the family's friends. N. A. Ostrum has been appointed Constable and Collector for Shippen township, and has qualilied. He will make a competent official and collect the tax. Mr. Ostrum was a pleasant PRESS visitor this morning and pushed the date on his paper well into 1907. E. E. Simmons, of Portland Mills has accepted a clerkship in the office of the Emporium Powder Company. Mr. Simmons is a married man and has been in the employ of the Elk Tann ing Company for several years. He hopes to move his family to Em porium as soon as he can secure a suit able house. It is rumored that Forrest Pye of Em porium and a Miss Morrison of Beech wood, were united in marriage at Olean, N. Y , Saturday, March 2nd. While Forrest has not been around as yet with the cigars, we presume he is waiting for somo one to break the news. The PRESS extends congratu lations. Robt. Mack, of Buckwalter, one of the most industrious farmers in Cam eron county, was a PRESS caller last week and made himself solid with the printer. Mr. Mack, who purchased the upper J. li. Buckwalter farm, has by strict attention to business and honest dealing made a mighty good farm and now toasts his toes in peace and plenty, with his good wife a family. Crossed Wires. There was a little excitement at New Warner early this morning, caused by telephone wires getting crossed and starting a biaze. No damage to speak of. He Had ths Most —Perhaps. A comic actor who bail been engaged to entertain a family party proposed at the conclusion of the performance a little game of his own. Each of the company, himself included, was to stake half a crown, and the pool would be taken by the person who possessed the most of the articles which lie (the comedian) would inquire for. On his assurance that he would take no mean advantage, but run the same risk as the rest, ail ihe members of the party consented, and between £."t and £1 was soon laid on the table. The actor add ed his piece to the pool, with a cun ning smile, and then said: "Now, which of you ladies and gen tlemen happen to have the greatest number of false teeth?" Deathlike silence reigned for about a minute, then a burst of laughter, both hearty and in some canes forced. "I have three," continued the actor. "Who has got more?" The comedian took the pool.—London Tit-Hits. Senator Bate's Authority. The late Senator William 15. Bate of Tennessee was a major general in the Confederate army and never quite rec onciled himself to the defeat of the south. Soon after he came to the sen ate be formulated a set of rules which he called "Kules for my proper legis lative guidance." Whenever a proposi tion came up about which he was un decided he would take the printed slip containing these rules from his pocket and study it carefully^ "Bate," said a colleague one day, "what is that slip of paper to which you refer so frequently ?"' "That," said Senator Bate, "is a little reminder of my belief on constitutional questions." "Where did you get it? Think it out yourself?" "No, sub," replied Bate, with much dignity; "I found most of those immor tal truths in the constitution of the Confederate States of America."—Sat urday Evening Post. "Orchestra" and "Noise." In Shakespeare's time no musical dictionary could have distinguished between "orchestra" and "band," for the simple reason that neither word was then English in a musical sense. "Orchestra" did not arrive before the eighteenth century and even "band" not until the latter half of the seven teenth. when Charles 11. had a "band of violins," in imitation probably of Louis XlV.'s "bande." The old Eng lish word for a band of music was "noise." "See if thou canst, find out Sneak's noise. Mistress Tearsheet would fain hear some music," says one drawer to the other at the Boar's Head taveru. And just so lien .Tonson has "a noise of tiddlers" and "a noise of trumpets." The old word is wanted for many a gathering of musicians out side this writer's flat.—London Chron icle. Writing on a Train. "No matter how fast and rough the pace," said a brakeman, "you can write with perfect ease and comfort on a train if you hold a cushion on your lap. You rest your tablet and your arm on tho cushion, and somehow or other nei ther jolt nor jar disturbs you. • The soft cushion nullifies every tremor. Your writing is as legible as if it had been done at your desk at home. We railroaders have a good many accounts to make up while traveling, and hence we usually have a cushion handy. Drummers and other experienced trav elers are great hands to borrow our cushions from us when they have a lit tle correspondence to attend to." "Talesman" In English Lav/. A talesman, according to English law, is a juror summoned to till a gap, and formerly, at any rate, this was often done by taking any suitable per son who was present in court. "Tales de clrcumstantibus" ("such of the by standers") were the first words of the order directing this process. Good Pickwlckians may remember thai', as only ten special jurymen were present on a memorable occasion, Mr, Serjeant Buzfuz "prayed a tales," whereupon two of tho common jurymen, one of whom was the unfortunate chemist, were pressed into the service.—London Standard. The Very Worst. Douglas Jerrold was seriously dis appointed with a certain book written by one of his friends. This friend heard that Jerrold had expressed his disappointment and questioned him. "I hear you said was the worst book I ever wrote." "No, I didn't," came tho answer. "I said it was the worst book anybody ever wrote." Where It Snows in Summer. Snow, it appears, only falls in the antarctic in summer and on those rare occasions at other seasons when the wind blows almost due south, and, strange to say, these south winds are warm winds, raising the temperature to 50 or CO degrees P. They seem akin to the snow melting Poehn winds of the Alps. Fully Posted. "Could you do the landlord in 'The Lady of Lyons?'" asked the manager of a seedy actor. "Well, i should think I might. I have done a good many landlords." It Might Speak. The Artist—Oh, ze madam lias ze grand face. 1 shall make ze speaking likeness. Ilenpeck—Er—well, old man, you needn't go so far as that, you know.- Metropolitan Magazine. Traitor. "They say that lie fell overboard as the ship rolled on its side." "You might say that he left the ship in the lurch." Yale Record. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, MAKCH 14, 1907. Doea Coffees disagree with you? 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