JTHE CAMERON COUNTY PRESS? ESTABLISHED BY C. B. GOULD, MARCH, 1866. V >L. 41. Man About Town. A man in town says he cannot tell by his daughter's pianoplaying whether she is improving or he is getting used to it. •,» Good deal of building going to bedone in to\<»n the coming summer. One of our citizens has plans for a house with hot and cold steam heat—running water tubs—and a stationary elevator. Summer time is coming when you lone for your outing—and your outing makes you short for the following winter. We meet queer peop'e in our pream bulatlons; one man telis us when he wants to know what time it is he looks at his watch; says his brother lives mostly on food and his father has not r.lept in acradle for fifty years. A lady says ner husband comes straight home from up town, but don't always come homo straight; says he is a good deal like this month of March,comes in like a lion hut goes out like a lamb. Our evangelical friend tells us we are here to keep others; will some one rise np and explain what others are here for. A man told Dr. Falk he was troubled with cold feet and asked him what he would suggest; an open gas Are said the d< ctor; one dollar please. Ye editor says when he make up his weekly pay roll there is the devil to pay A man in Uncle Peter's was saying he called a man a liar and thief and would smash his nose for ten cents; what did he say asked Peter, I don't know said the fellow 1 hung up the 'phone. We read the Tobacco Trust has got to produce their booKs in court; people will then have au opportunity to learn something about the value of the cab bage crop. Amos Stebbens a New England banker is 100 years old and lias never been indited. His picture should be hung in every school house. A man in Renovo who lost both his legs in a railroad accident, has run away with a farmers' daughter; v.'ould en't you like to see that fellow running. An Italian was found dead in Dußois the other day, the coroner searching his body found in one of his pockets $23 in money and in another a stiletto; the money was turned over to the court, which accepted it and fined the man $25 for carrying concealed weapons We had a little winter the past week, made one long for the lawn mower and when the lawn mower comes, we long to grease the snow shovel and push it awhile. Perserveranco without intelligence don't amount to much in this world; a hen can set on a porcelain egg a year without any results. * * * When our thoughts wander into the dim past wo come to the conclus ion we had our best times when we hadn't sense enough to know it. * * * Tennison says; "In the spring the young man's fancy gently turns to thoughts of love." Brother Pyle dis agrees with him and in order to prove he is right is willing to have his thoughts examined. * * Our professor says the beauties of education in this county are cur school inarms. * * * At the weekly meeting of the Windowsill Club the question, "Will the Automobile ever Displace the Horse" was decided, it will if it ever hits him; also that the letter II comes from Hell; the cause of the death of the Dead Sea was not decided. * * * The pen is mightier than the sword, especially the one Ye Editor uses in signing cheeks. A man in Scran ton was shot in the post office; will some of our anatonists please inform us in what part of the body is the post oflice. Brother Kenley in the g.is c.flice is troubled with his eyes; says lio sees double most of tbe time. Oculists tell us it is a disease pecular to those who read gas meters. Miku Hogan says Ins reputation rests in the butter he sells; a customer re marked if the last I got of >on was a sample, your reputation i. as on a strong foundation. A sign in a down town sa nun r» ails- Mottled whiskey, 15 Straight Whiskey. P'e Whiskey slightly dMina||e<| by water, sc, Elkins and Dynamite. Senator Elkins has had numerous thrilling experiences in the shipment of dynamite and believes its transpor tation should be regulated in a manner that would insure safety to the public. He has introduced a bill providing that extraordinary precautions shall be taken to avoid accidents in moving this dangerous article from place to place. He thinks Congress should enact a law making it a misdemeanor for trains loaded with explosives to stop in rail road yards, or cities where there is any possible danger to life. The Senator has introduced this bill in several prev ious Congresses, but owing to the op position of manufacturers of explosives, who contend that their business would bo seriously hampered, it has failed of passage. Senator Elkins relates that on one occassion he peeped out of the window of his sleeper and was horrified to see a carload of dynamite being pushed back and forth in the yards as trains were being made up. The car was literally slammed about just as if it had contained a consignment of coal. At another time the Senator looked out of a private car and saw Italian laborers unloading dynamite alongside. One careless move or step might have exploded the entire lot and there would have been a frightful loss of life. Pleasant Time. Mrs. W. E. Taylor, of Sterling Run, very pleasantly entertained several of her friends at her home on Friday the 23d. Amidst fun and frolic, the ladies engaged in an old time quilting, the quilt, a gift from the ladies of Silver Star Hive, to a niece of the hostess. But the real enjoyment of the day be gan when the bountiful dinner was served. It delicious, anJ you may be assured the ladies did jus tice to this part of the entertainment. When the shadows grew long, the happy party made their adieus, climb ed into the big sleigh, provided by Mr, W. E. Devling and were carried to their homes. The day and the quiet gentle courtesy of the hostess will long he remembered. MKS GRUNDY. A Splendid Production. [Valparaiso, (Ind.,) Messenger.] Memorial Opera House was crowded last night at the presentation of "Faust" by Porter J. White's strong company. From the opening scene of Doctor Faustus' dismal soliloquy, to the grand closing tableau of Marguer ite's salvation, the presentation cf Goethe's masterpiece, "Faust," was magnificent. Each member of the company are artists, having a sincere 1 appreciation of every line of the grand : old play, and all the beauty, pathos, | truth and tragedy are brought out. At the Emporium Opera House, Tues day, April 3 Made to Settle. M. T. Lauglin, the Austin capitalist, who spentsome months at the county homo has paid the county commission ers for his keepii.g, at the earnest re quest of Attorney Dußois.—Couders port Enterprise. This peculiar indi vidual, who is reputed to be the owner of several properties at Austin, secured admission to the Potter Home at Coud | ersport and passed several months at j the county expense. He resided here i for some time and will be remembered ! as "Calico" and"Man Afraid-of-Water."' | Ed. Blinzler made several efforts to i give him a sponge bath but failed. Eye Specialist. Prof. W. 11. Budine, the well known Eye Specialist, of Bingliamton, N. Y., will be at It. H. Hirsch's jewelry store, Emporium, Pa, April 14th. If you can't see well or have headache don't fail to call and see Prof. Budine, as he guarantees to cure all such cases. Lenses ground and lltted in old frames. Eyes tested and ex amined free. All work guaranteed. Eggs fur Hatching. Pure bred Brown Leghorns, the best aying breed of fowls in the world. The hen that lays is the hen that pays. Fggs for sale as follows: One setting, 13 eggs, for $1 (HI; three set tings, 30 eggs, $2 50. We also have the pure White Wyandotte*, same price. FA KM Kits EXCII ANti K, I Sfll PitUlleld, Pa. All money refunded at the end of the third act to those who are in the least dissatisfied with Porter J. White's pro duction of "Faust" At Kmporium Opera House, Tuesday, April 3. For Sale. One lot 75x113 with good dwelling hous< mid outbuildings Will he sold lit.i it u'Kuin. Enquire <>f(J F. lialcom, Chairman. 5-if. "Liberty and Union, One and Inseparable." —WKßSTKß. EMPORIUM, PA., THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 1906. Spring Opening. Special display of Pattern Hats, and all the latest novelties in millinery, Friday and Saturday, March 30th and Slst. Public cordially invited. LUDLAMS. 5 2t. Two doors east of post-office. Card of Thanks. Mr. and Mrs. David Toner and family wish fo hereby extend their most sin cere thanks to the friends and neigh bors, who so kindly assisted them dur ing the sickness and death of their beloved daughter and sister, Mrs. Clara Toner Gettz. Nervy Lad. Delos Blair, who drives J. H. Day's delivery wagon, had quite an exciting time Tuesday morning, while deliver ing goods to their customers. The horse became unmanageable, throwing the lad under the wagon. He grasped hold of the thills and held on while the horse flew up Fifth street, dragging Blair through the mud. As soon as he could get the mud out of his eyes, he succeeded in pulling himself out of his predicament by crawling between the thills and catching the horse. He had quite an experince and was lucky to escape serious injury. Undertaking. Undertaking, as the care and burial of the dead is called, is a dismal sub ject, and one seldom discussed unless when necessarv. Yet proper informa tion is desirable on any subject ( Whereas, great strides and improve ments have been made in the Furni ture business, so also in Undertaking. The old methods of preserving bodies by the use of ice has been abandoned and a chemical process, | accepted in its stead. Now it is neces- j sary for an intelligent undertaker to I understand how to apply the proper j tests, to be sure death has really taken j place before he proceeds to embalm or inject into the body. He mttst from 1 necessity understand the anatomy of t the body, and have some knowledge j of chemistry. This I think is sufficient ! to convince the thoughtful that a ■ person engaging in the profession I should give patient and careful study ' to it. My object in writing and pub- ! lishing this article, is to call the at- ! tention of the citizens of our town I and couiity to the fact that I have j made a study of the standard works i of the profession for .at least seven years. Have attended the Massachu- ; s J tts College of Embalming and hold a diploma from same, embracing special instructions on sanitation, dis infection and contagion, and have just taken a post gradual" course on Scientific Embalming and Funeral Etiquette. For those desiring her services, 1 have a competent Lady Embalmer. Having purchased the finest, most complete and scientific paraphernalia to carry on the business (the equal cannot be found outside of cities of the first class) I am prepared to furnish the finest goods the market affords. In view of the above facts I think I may be excusable in asking for a fair share of patronage from friends and citizens in general. Respectfully, B. EG AN. One Hundred Dollars in Awards for Tree Planting on Arbor Days. The Council of the Pennsylvania Forestry Association has decided to recognize the twentieth anniversary of its organization, by awarding prizes aggregating one hundred dollars for trees planted in the State of Pennsyl vania on the Arbor Days appointed by the Governor (viz., April 6th and 20th, 190(5), and which shall be properly cared for until' the Fall Arbor Day. Individuals, associations or schools may participate in the contest, the re quirements being a properly authenti cated report giving the number and | description of trees planted, together ; with the location, etc. j The awards are intended as recogni j tion of success in tree planting, and, to ; determine this, decisions will be based • upon the condition! of Uw trees, Uulr I freedom from insects, etc., on or about | the Fall Arbor Day, which will be I designated by the Superintendent of i Public liibtructiou of Pennsylvania. All reports of tree planting entered for I the contest will be filed ami coin ml tUi s appointed to decide upon the merits j and distribute the awards | It is not intended that individuals, schools or associations will be judged upon the same basis, the purpose being to encourage individual as well as co operative tree planting and recognize the success achieved The number of contestants, the record of I heir work, and the advant age which ills believed these effort!; will be to the State of Pennsylvania and the cause of forestry, will deter mine the distribution of the fund. The contealants will file the reports with the Pennsylvania Forestry As soeiation, 1012 Walnut Street ■ ilor t May I, Itshl. I Destructive Fire at Kane. A destructive fire at Kane, Monday afternoon started in Wickham & John son's livery stables, caused by the ex plosion of a gasoline tank used in con nection with a horse clipping appara tus. The flames spread rapidly destroying property valued at, $70,000. So rapid was the spread of the flames that only seven out of thirty nine horses in the stables were saved, the others perishing miserably in the seeth- i iug furnace, included in this number j Wis twenty two boarding horses The stable was owned by J. G. West. The loss of Wickham & Johnson, the occu pants, will exceed §IO,OOO, on which there was no insurance. Neither of the proprietors were home at the time. FIVE EXPLOSIONS OCCUK. During the progress of the fire there were fiveseperate explosions, presuma bly from fulminating caps that were in a glycerine storage wagon. These explosions scattered the debris in all directions and gave rise to much alarm. The strong wind carried the tongues of flames towards the north Among the only buildings on the south to be destroyed were the Baptist church, James McDade's barn and contents, H. M. Frazine's harness shop and con tents, and the household goods of Henry Clayson on the second story of the Frazine building, P. P. Mcllale's two brick veneered buildings occupied as a grocery store, meat market and warehouse. On the second floors were a boarding house and fiat houses. The city building on the east side was de stroyed. On the west side of Chase street the flames communicated to the frame building occupied by T. T. Marasco as a flour and feed store. The Mcilale block was a three story structure. J. W. Bartlett's feed store was completely gutted. The water pipes were frozen and as a result the firemen were greatly ham pered in theirwork. Great excitement prevailed during the progress of the fire. Gone to Conference. Rev. O S. Metzler, pastor ->f First Methodist Episcopal church, left on j Tuesday for annual conference at Tyrone, Pa., having preached his last sermon on Sunday evening to a very large congregation, many membjrs of other churches being in attendance. Of course the sermon was an able one, delivered in his usual eloquent manner. Brother Metzler has been with us six years and it is witfi regret that he loaves Emporium. While it is not j positive as to his future charge it is j more than probable that he will be lo cated at Bloomsburg, one of the best and largest appointments under the conference. A committee from Emporium church, composed of Judge Geo. J. Laßar, Prof. E. S. Ling and F. P. Strayer leave to-day for Tyrone to at tend the conference, expecting to re turn on Tuesday. Birthday Reception. Mr. and Mrs. James F. Wright en tertained a number of gentleman friends last Friday evening, in honor of Mr. Wright's 38th birthday. It was a pleasant evening and from what we learn, it was an occasion long to be re membered by the guests who were feasted in grand btyle. Those in at | tendance were: A. C. Blum, H. S. j Lloyd, Dr. H. S.Falk, John Cummings, 1 Martin Foster, I K. Hockley, Geo. White and E. D. White. Mr. and Mrs. Wright have resided in Emporium for a number of years and have made many friends. Mr. Wright is employ ed by Emporium Furnace Co., as con ductor of yard engines. Miss Montgomery's Opening. Miss Margaret Montgomery, whose millinery store is located next door to Jos. Lechner's shoe store, desires to in form her Emporium and Cameron county friends that lierdisplay of trim med and untriuiraed hats and other fancy millinery goods will be ready for inspection April 2nd and 3rd. She desires a careful inspection of her st Jck and prices. Household Goods at Private Sale. I offer at privato sale, at Once, the following: Cooking range, sideboard, harness mid buggy and other articles. Must he sold this week Hit F. C UIRC'K. Special l.ow Hates. To all points in Montana, Idaho, Washington, Oregon and British Columbia, Fei>i' iar% 15th to April 7th, I HUH. Bound Trip Hoinesoakers' Tick ets on special days Write at once fur information and limp< to W H. Mien, Traveling Agent, WISI ouslii Central It'y, (121 Park Bid*; , Pittsburgh, Pa. 4X-13L The Observer. Is the present worse or better than the past? The answer will depend largely upon one's point of view, and also perhaps on what lie ate for breakfast. There are certain influences which tend to make us exalt the past at the expense of the present, and it is well for us to try to estimate the force of these One widespread cause of the exalta tion of the past is to be found in the enchantment which distance lends to the view. God has very wisely and kindly so made us that we remember more vividly the noble and heroic and hopeful things of the past than we do the things that were little and mean. That is why we have such a fondness for old memories. Wretched would we be were we to be forever haunted with the memories of all the mean and ugly things of the past. Th< pictures of the past which history preserves for us are not as a rule the pictures of the small persons and petty events, but rather of the great characters and great events. History gives us the noble and grand outlines, but is silent about the petty details. When we think of the past, therefore, it is of the great outstanding characters and events that we think, and not of the ob«cure de tails. But when we turn to the present, how different! Here our vision is fair ly swamped with the petty things of everyday life which wi 1 find little or no mention in history. When we come into close contact with living men, there are usually some little flaws and peculiarities which draw our attention and help to hide from us a deep, clear perception of their inward greatness of character; but in the case of the great men of the past, their essential great ness stands out, while their petty faults are forgotten. "We have Luther with out his violence, Milton without his scorn, Washington without his anger and occasional profanity, and Lincoln without a shade of coarseness " It is right that we should thus idealize the heroes of the past. In doing so we are getting nearer to the real men than we could ever do were we always to be thinking of their flaws and eccentrici ties. it is right for us to idealize the past. The past could not possibly be to us what it is and ought to be, did we not idealize it, did we not see its great and heroic and unselfish features uuobscured by a gieat mass t.-' netty and irrelevant details The view of tlie historian is clearer and truer than is that of the contemporary observer. But we soould try to be asjust to the present as we are to the past. There is greatness and heroism in the present just as truly as there was in the past; but we are in danger of overlooking it on "account of the many petty and familiar things which cover it up. It is easy to picture a generous and chiv alrous heart clothed in shining armor, with a jeweled sword and waving plume; mil when that same heart passes us in the morning wearinggrimy clothes we are not so likely to recog nize it. And yet the knight of the locomotive is as brave as any knight that ever mounted prancing steed Perhaps many of our public men whom we criticize freely and whom we accuse of selfish ambition and weak compro mise, are as great as were the states men of past ages. The Elizabethan age appeals to the imagination of all English speaking people as an age of heroic aspiration and achievement; but had we lived then perhaps we should have seen in Drake and Raleigh only bold pirates and self-seeking adventur ers; we should have seen in the policy of England only a hugeschemeof conquest and plunder; we Bhould have seen cor ruption and fraud in all walks of life; all because it was quite as difficult to idealize the present then as it is now. Appointment Confirmed. As announced in last issue of the PRESS. Mr. Chas. Seger, our efficient postmaster, had been re-appointed for another term. United States Senator Boes Penrose wired Mr. Seger on Tues day that his appointment had been confirmed by the Senate. Chas. is now busy receiving the congratulations of his friends. W anted: Tr iveiling salesman. Must furnish references and invest one thousand i$1,000) dollars, infirstclass 6 per cent, bonds Salary and expenses paid. Experience not required, we teach business at our mills. The Wheeling Roofing & Cornice Co., Wheeling, W. Va. -j tit. Something Doing. The pretty dresses; the pretty shoes. Well! They get them at Diehl's. tj-lt F(jgs for Hatching. Full blooded black Minorca's. In quire ol B. G. Bent/., Emporium. Pa. Flowers. All kinds lor Faster. Faster lilies, hyacinths, hydrangeas, Ate. Leave orders early at JOHN SC UI.KCIIT'S (ireen House. Tlie h-t headache, 112 HiHiipitii ii and liier trouble- i- JA-Win's Linle Kurl.v liisers. Keep a v:.il of theno famous lilt I.- pill- in t li<* hi t'eei that the stomach unit l.owel, pea.] cleansing Tie \ d-.q't juipe. Sold l>y It <' Poison TERMS: 52.00—51.50 IN ADVANCE. THE WEATHER. FRIDAY, Fair. SATUKIIAV, K«ii SL'.NDAV, Fair. ASSETS First National Bank, EMPORIUM, PA. At the close of business March 2a I9CB $791,021.50, If you deposit your money j n the bank, it pro tects it against loss by (ire or robbery, unci you Irim personal injury at the hi-nds of robbers NOTES OF INTENEST. Pure Barred Plymouth Rocks. Egre 50c per 15. p. (}. j UDD .' Archie S. Shnw skidded 512 logs oi hard wood at the head of Hicks Run, in Cameron countv, that scaled f)8 000 feet. L. 8. Fisk is a busy man there days, having secured the contract to furnish all wood work for Sinnamahoning Powder Co. The Fitzpatrck Brothers have com menced tearing down the old brick walls oil the Walker block, prepara tory to adding another story. See the magnificent and bewildering scenery of Porter J. White's big pro duction of "Faust." At the Emporium Opera House. Tuesday, April 3. Thirteen baby 'possums were found in a hallow tree at Raybarn, Arm strong county, by Perry Starr, a farmer, who killed the whole buncb. Althou" she is eighty-six years old, Miss Serepta Pratt, of East Brook, Delaware county, N. Y., is a hustling, traveling saleswoman for a Philadel phia house, with a good income. "Wehaveseeu all the productions of "Faust," but Porter J. White leads." —Peoria Sentinel. Peoria, 111. At the Emporium Opera House, Tuesday, April 3. WANTED. —A good salesman to handle our teas. coffees, etc., in Empo rium and vicinity, (iood chance for the right party. Address, Grand Union Tea Co.. 08 Main St., Bradford, Pa. 5-2 Finding his pair of overalls worn out, E. J. Long, a Butialo, Rochester & Pittsburg engineer, threw the suit in the flreb >x at Bradford, and did not realize until some time later that his valuable watch was in one of the pockets.* March blizzards spurring his memory Colonel R. Richardson, a nonagenar ian, of Franklin, says that back in the early 'so's he drove a bunch of cattle across the ice on the Allegheny River at Franklin along about the midde oi" April. The local manager of our opera house has secured an attraction that can truly be called the society event of the season, in the production of "Faust" by Poter J. White's Company. At the Emporium Opera House, Tuesday, April 3. To assist the pupils of the Brockway ville High School iu their study of electricity, the entire class was escorted in Ridgway by Principal Wilson, and the workings of a dynamo manufact uring company were reveled in all their details. The Coles Hotel at Wellsboro Pa., was destroyed by tire last Friday caus ing a ioss of $20,000. The blaze orig inated in a defective chimney and thirty guests were forced to flee from the hotel, scantily clad and with the mercury six below zero. The hydrants were frozen, and this prevented the firemen from fighting the flames effect ively. Elaborate Was the Proc! 1 n of Faust by the Porter 1 Whlfe Company. [Maryville, Ohio; Evening Tiihflne.,l Faust, as presented by Porter J . White's company at the opera house Wednesday evening, was fully up to ' the expectations of the larg-? and select ! audience that was present. The acting of the entire company was of the highest order, and the stage effects were perfect. The p'-enic and electrical display has never tieen sur passed in this city. it was a magnificent spectacle with many scenes of enchantment, but the Brocket! scene, with the lost souls in torment, was gruesome enough to make one resolve to attend divine ser vice every Sunday for the next year. At Emporium Opera House, Tuts day, April 3. Emporium Opera House. "In a Woman's Power," a melo drama that will bo produced at the opera house to-night. Don t fall t» attend. Lost .i Finger. Michael Murphy, a vnuu, man em ploye! at the tannery, mushed it linger in the roll. -t .in-day It wax amputate)'. NO, (».