PAIN IN THE JOINTS
Rheumatic Tortures Cease When Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills Make
New Blood.
Tho first Biprn of rhenmat'.sm is fro- !
quently a paiu ami swelling in one of j
the joints. If not combated in the
blood, which is the seat of the disease,
tho poison spreads, affecting other joints
and tissues. Sometimes rheumatism at
tacks the heart and is quickly fatal.
Tho one remedy that has cured
rheumatism so that it stays cured is Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills. These pills expel
the poison from the blood and restore
the system, so that the poisonous matter
is passed off as liaturo intended.
Mrs. I. T. Pitcher, of No. 11)0 Mon
mouth street, Newark, N. J., suffered
for about three years from rheumatism
before she found this euro, She says:
*'lt began with a queer feeling in my
fingers. In a little time it seemed as
though tho finger joints had lumps 011
them and I could not get my gloves 011.
"Then it grew worse and spread to
my knees. I could not stand up and I
could not sleep nights. My suffering
was moro than I can describe. 1 took a
great deal of medicine, but nothing even
gave 1110 relief until I tried Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills.
" I read an account of a cure in a case
that was exactly like mine and my hus
band got 1110 some of tho pills. I took !
them for three weeks before I really felt
better but they finally cured me. "
Mr. Pitcher, who is a veteran and a
member of E. D. Morgan Post, No. 307
of New York, substantiates his wife's
statement and says that she now walks
without difficulty, whereas a year ago
he was compelled to push her about in a
jyhteled chair, Both Mr, find Mvs. j
Pitcher are enthusiastic in their praise
of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills.
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uectadv, N.Y.
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LEARNED OF WRITERS.
Paul Heyso is accredited with being
one of the most famous living German
novelists, who is almost as well known
in America as in the Fatherland.
Mary A. Fisher, of New York, will
write a novel and devote the proceeds
of the sale to the support of a home,
nonsectarian, and to care for those 1
"who have labored in literature, art,
education, or any of the various pro
fessions."
Mrs. Schuyler Crownlnshield, wife
of the admiral, has written several
Btories, and recently has made her
first effort at a stage production which
deals with the revolutionary war and
has been recently produced in New
York and aroused enthusiasm.
Emil Zerkowitz, the noted Hungarian
author, who has been commissioned as
epecial envoy by his government with
the purpose of establishing important
commercial relations between that coun
try and this, recently arrived in New
York. He has a boy named George
Washington Zerkowitz, who was born
on February 22, 1903.
It is stated that Winston Churchill
is to receive the sum of S4O 000 down
and royalties for his biography of his
father. the late Lord Randolph
Churchill People marvel how he has
found time to write it, considering
what a busy man he is. When John
Morley wrote the life of Gladstone, for
which he received $50,000, it took him
three years to complete it, and ho
practically shut himself up for that
period, keeping right away from pub
lic life.
THE LITTLE WIDOwT"
A Mighty Good Sort of Neighbor to
Have.
"A little widow, a neighbor of mine,
persuaded me to try Grape-Nuts when
jny stomach was so weak that it would
not retain food of any other kind,'
writes a grateful woman, from San
Bernardino Co., Cal.
"I had been ill and confined to my
bed with fever and nervous prostration
for three long months after the birih
of my second boy. We were in despair
-until the iittle widow's advice brought
relief.
"I liked Grape-Nuts food from the be
ginning, rnd in an incredibly short
time it gave me such strength that 1
was able to leave my bed and enjoy
my three good meals a day. In 2
mouths my weight increased from 95
to 113 pounds, my nerves had steadied
down, and l felt ready for anything.
My neighbors were amazed to see me
gain so rapidly, and still moro so
when they heard that Grape-Nuts alone
bad brought the change.
"My 4-year-old boy had eczema, very
bad, last spring, and lost bit appetite
entirely, which made him cr ss and
peevish. I put him on a diet of Grape-
Nuts, whicn he relished at once.
improved from the beginning, the re
tema disappeared, and now he is fat
urn! rosy, with a delightfully soft, Hear
skin. The Grape-Nuts diet did It.l
will willingly answer all inquiries."
Name given by • Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich
There's a reason. Head the little
look "The iload to Wellville," in pk^s
IS NOT A REFORMER.
EL S. HADLEY OF MISSOURI A
UNIQUE FIGURE.
Sketch of Attorney General Who la
Trying to Show That Standard
Oil Company Is Nothing
But a Trust.
New York.—Herbert S. Hadley, at
torney general of the state of Mis- !
souri, who recently tried to worm out
of Henry H. Rogers and other Stand- i
ard Oil witnesses the true relation !
between the Standard Oil company ,
and the so-called independent concerns i
doing business in Missouri, is almost i
as unique in his way as Gov. Folk '
himself. Mr. Hadley is only 34 years j
old, but already he has made a name j
for himself as a brilliant lawyer, lie !
was elected corporation counsel of !
Kansas City, Mo., when only 27 years j
old, and at the ago of 30 he was j
chosen public prosecutor, serving in 1
that capacity for two years, while Mr. !
Folk was making his reputation in j
St. Louis, at the other end of the j
state.
Defeated for reelection In 1902, he <
determined not to enter the political I
arena again, and accepted a retainer '
from the street railway interests of
Kansas City. But in a Republican
state convention in Missouri, a year
ago last fall, lie was forced into nom
ination against his will. Named to
break a deadlock by a speaker who
was already on the stage to put In j
nomination another man, his friends
carried him bodily to the rear of the
hall, in order to prevent his protest
ing against his own nomination, which
was unanimous. He made an active j
canvass in what looked to be a for- I
lorn hope, and was elected.
Hadley, who for the time being, at j
least, is a national figure, declines to j
pose as a reformer. He says he has
no message from the west to deliver
to the east. As an individual he has
nothing against Henry H. Rogers or
John D. Rockefeller. It is not his
purpose to inquire into secrets of
"the System," except so far as they
have a direct bearing on the case at
issue. Though he is closely associ
ated with Gov. Folk, ho asserts he is
not completely in sympathy with a
movement which Is proclaiming ne-
HERBERT S. HADLEY.
(Missouri Oflicial Who Is Probing Stand
ard Oil Company.)
cessity of sweeping changes in the na
tion.
Mr. Hadley does not profess any
particular sympathy with the on
slaughts being made against trusts
generally. If anything, he is rather
favorably disposed towards them; but
his personal opinions he keeps in the
background in the effort to bring out
evidence in connection with the charge
that the Standard Oil company controls
all the companies doing business in
Missouri, and has so manipulated
things that there is no competition
there in the business, the territory be
ing divided up among several com
panies, all of whom are controlled by
Mr. Rogers and his dummies.
"If the case of the state of Missouri
is successful, it will mean that the
state will be opened to great private
oil interests of Kansas, which aro now
unable to sell their product at any
price. The Waters-Pierce company
would lose its charter and the Stand
ard and the Republic companies their
licenses to do business within the
state. Pipe lines would at once be run
from Kansas oil fields and an outlet
would be afforded which is now lack
ing for product of that state.
"As to Mr. Rogers and his refusals
to answer all pertinent questions, it
is an exhibition of the latest methods
adopted by the masters of Standard
Oil. Next to a reputation for purity
of personal living the surest way tc
reach the heart of the people is
through its sense of humor. Mr.
Rockefeller entertained the American
Humorists' association in Cleveland,
and now Mr. Rogers is taking advan
tage of his opportunity to pose as a
humorist, ft goes without my saying
it that he is a very able and a very
brilliant man, but his pose ought to
be too transparent to deceive the pub
lic."
A Mexican's Proof of Bravery.
Jose Maria Huerta. with a number
of friends was standing in a saloon
at Guadaloupe, Mexico, recently, when
he suddenly drew a pistol, and to
show them how brave he was, declared
no would kill the first person who
passed, and, cocking his gun. he stool
in the doorway waiting. Suddenly a
shot was heard, and, looking out,
Huerta's companions saw Rafael Mar
tine/, who happened to pass by, lying
In the middle of the street, in h.a
death ngonb-s. Huerta had kept his
word. Hi s friends, horrified ui such
* cold-blooded murder, seized him and
delivered hlui to th'j police.
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY i, 1906
WILL MANAGE CAMPAIGN.
Cluirles G. Dawes to Direct Vice Pres
ident Fairbanks' Race for
Roosevelt's Seat.
Chicago.—Charles G. Dawes' ac
ceptance of the post of campaign man
ager to Vice President Fairbanks, who
will enter the presidential race, is said
to materially increase the latter'a
chances.
Dawes has undertaken to direct the
fight for delegates to the next national
convention as far as the west is con
cerned. He Is regarded in political
circles as especially Influential in
presidential affairs, because of his ex
perience in the McKinley campaign
Indianian3 are said to believe that, if
Dawes can line up his friends among
tne men who did most to nominate
McKinley, Indiana will furnish the
next Republican candidate.
Dawes resides in Evanston, 111., Chi
cago's prettiest suburb, but he has his
office in the city. Dawes believes in
the "open door" policy of doing busi
ness. As a matter of fact, the door
of his office is seldom closed. He is
a banker of exceptional ability—used
to be comptroller of the currency, from
1807 to 1902 —but he is extreme'.y un
conventional in his methods of doing
business. He is apt to walk out of his
private office into the banking room
CHARLES a. DAWES.
(Illinois Man Who Will Manage Fairbanks
Presidential Campaign )
to meet a man with a million dollar
proposition, sit down with lim on a
bench and discuss the affair, as to
usher him into his own room. A Sal
vation Army lassie, looking for a pur
chaser of a War Cry, may walk as un
concernedly Into his office as any
prominent financier and be accorded as
courteous treatment.
Dawes makes friends easily and Is
affable, but he "reads" people keeiily
and woe betide the self-satisfied per
son who thinks he can "bluff" him or
pull the wool over his eyes.
Dawes is the son of Gen. R. R
Dawes, one of the commanders of
the old Iron brigade of Wisconsin, and
a lineal descendant of William Dawes,
•who made a wild ride in the war of
the Revolution, similar to that of
Paul Revere, and was made famous
by the poet I/ongfellew. Dawes is 40
years old. He was born in Marietta,
0., for seven years was a resident of
Lincoln, Neb., and came from there
to Evanston to assume the presidency
of the Northwestern Gaslight and
Coke company.
WATCbPoF MARTYR SPY.
Relic of Nathan Hale Now Owned by
One of Edward Everett Hale's
Family.
Boston. —One of the cherished relics
of the Hale family, of which Dr. Ed
ward Everett Hale is an honored rep
resentative, is a watch once carried by
Nathan Hale, the martyr spy of the
revolution.
The watch is of old Swiss or Eng
lish make, large size 22 or 24, skele
ton movement, solid steel balance,
vermicelli finish, key-wind, hand
mane. The rubies alone are estimated
to be worth five dollars apiece and th«
A '
NATHAN HALL'S WATCH.
whole watch cost in it 3 day in lb!
neighborhood of S2OO.
One competent jewekr declares it
show£ evidence of having been mads
in the seventeenth century. It may
have been, for Nathan Hale was exe
cuted September 22, 1770.
Edward Everett Halo iii a . grand
nephew of Nathan Hale, whose dyintf
words, "My only regret is that I havn
but one life to lose for my country,"
have rendered him immortal
The watch is now in the possession
of Frank Hale, of Springfield, Mass.
Strange Case cf Robber,/.
A curious case of museum robbery
engaging attention at Weimar. Ger
many. An agent offered some time ago
to the Gocthe-Schiller museum a series
of Goelhe manuscripts, which on ex
amination proved to have been stole.i
from the museum ltsolf. The agent ex
plained that he had received them in
good faith from a well-known anti
quary In Berlin. A search of the
antiquary's house brought to
many other docuemnts belonging to
the Wttinmr museum.
NOT LIKELY TO ESCAPE.
Sarcophagus Was Heavy Enough to
Hold Remains of Napoleon
Down.
Henry Vignaud, secretary of the Amer
ican embassy at Paris, enjoys telling of
an American who was being shown the
tomb of Napoleon, relates Success Maga
zine. As the loquacious guide referred
to the various points of interest in con
nection with the tomb, the American
evinced the greatest interest in all that
was said.
"This immense sarcophagus," declaimed
the guide, "weighs 'lO tons. Inside of that,
sir, is a steel receptacle weighing 12 tons,
and inside of that is a leaden casket, her
metically scaled, weighing over two tons.
Inside of that rests a mahogany coflin
containing the remains of the great man."
For a moment the American was silent,
as if in deep meditation. Then he said:
"It seems to me that you've got him
nil nght. If he ever gets out, cable me
r.t my expense."
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The enormous crops of our Northern
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the past year compel us to issue a spe
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—♦
His Parting Shot.
"Mr. Spoonall, have I ever given you
reason to think I looked upon you as a
possible lover?"
"No, Miss Gumwell, you never have—
not since you looked me up in Brad
street's."— Chicago Tribune.
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Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding Piles.
Druggists are authorized to refund money if
PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure in otol4days. 50c
No wise girl ever lets the young man
she has spotted for her own sec her with
her hair in curl papers until after the
minister has said his fatal say.—Chicago.
Daily News.
You can cure Neuralgia. 'Toothache, or
Headache in a few minutes by applying
Dr. Bayer's Penetrating Oil on cotton to
the seat of pain. 25c a bottle.
There are a good many people who would
throw down a gauntlet it they were quite
ture it would not be picked up.—Puck.
e-
It is all right to advise people not to
invest their money, but if they don't how
are the financiers going to get it?
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To refresh, ( headaches when
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\ amd^t\dyj\an^hildren;
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I druggists. The full name of the company— California
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NEED OF DISCRIMINATION.
Singular Qualification Required of
Members of a Western
Jury.
Those who like that peculiarly rich,
pulpy western fruit known as the paw
paw, which has been defined as "natural
custard," are likely to be immoderately
fond of it; but those who do not like it
nearly always have a strong aversion to
it, says the Youth's Companion. A man
was on trial in a Missouri eourt, charged
with having broken into a neighbor's
premises and stolen a bushel of this fruit.
The first man examined as to his quali
fications to sit on the jury was asked this
question, among others: "Do you like
pawpaws?"
"1 can cat a hatful of 'em at one sit
ting," answcied the man, with a broad
smile.
"Your honor," said the prosecuting at
torney, "we challenge this man."
"On whit ground?' asked the court.
"On the ground, your honor, that any
man who likes pawpaws would feel like
justifying any other man for stealing
them, on account of the temptation be
ing irresistible."
"You may stand aside," said the judge.
The next man who was examined did
not like pawpaws—the very idea of eating
them "made him sick."
"We'll accept him, your honor," said the
prosecuting attorney.
"Hold on." exclaimed the attorney for
the defense. "We object to this man,
your honor."
'"What is your objection?" inquired the
judge.
"The fact that he doesn't like pawpaws,
your honor, would give him a feeling of
prejudice en 1 contempt for a man charged
with stealing them, and render him in
capable of returning a fair verdict."
You may stand aside, sir," said the
court.
A jury was finally secured consisting of
men who had never tasted a pawpaw.
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Etiquette.
Etiquette is a mask, a barrier, a cloak,
a disguise, a pretense, a lie; it enables us
to hide our real characters from each
other. It is acquired; it comes from the
head; courtesy is spontaneous, it comes
from the heart. The first has as mm h
in common with the second as has law
with justice, medicine with hygiene or
theology with sanctity.—Portland Oregon
ian.
SORES ON HANDS.
Suffered for a Long Time Without Re
lief—Doctor "Was Afraid to Touch
Them —Cured by Cuticura.
"For a long time I suffered with sores
on the hands which were itching, painful,
and disagreeable. I had three doctors and
derived no benefit from any of them.
One doctor said he was afraid to touch
my hands, so you must know how bad
they were; another said 1 never couid
be cured; and the third said the sores
were caused by the dipping of my hands
in water in the dye-house where i work.
I saw in the papers about the wonderful
curesof theCuticura Remedies and procured
some of the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment. In three days after the ap
plication of the Cuticura Ointment my
hands began to peel and were better. The
soreness disappeared, and they are now
smooth and clean, and 1 am still working
in the dye-house. Airs. A. E. Maurer.
2340 State St., Chicago, 111., July 1, 1905."
Logic.
The Argumentative Man—But, my dear
fellow, 1 tell you it's impossible for the
moon to be inhabited. When it is full
it is all right, but when it wanes down to
a little crescent, where the deuce would
all the people goto?— Tales.
Good coffee, a bit of sausage and a plate
of Mrs. Austin's Buckwheat cakes make a
perfect breakfast.
A woman has to be mighty fat to really
like togo horseback riding early in the
morning. —N. V. Press.
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Do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump
tion has an equal for coughs and colds.—J.
F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind.. Feb. 15.1900.
«—
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necessary to the comfort and convenience
of the pnf <engers, especially Indies travel
i ing alone or accompanied l>y children, is
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I and to see that cars are kept scrupulous-
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: formation regarding tickets, rates, routes,
deeping ear reservations, etc., call on or
, address .T. Y, Calahan, General Agent,
. No. 11l Adams St., Chicago, 111.
! The beautiful young widow who re
j fuses to get married again is always re
| garded by homely old ladies as a heroine.
] —Chicago Record-Herald.
*
To Cure a Cold in One Bay
| Talto I.A x ATI v R BKOMO Quinine Tablets,
j Druggists refund money if it fails to cure.
! is.W. GUOVE S signature is on eacli box. AIKI.
I
Zeal sometimes outruns discretion, and
sometimes it doesn't even travel in the
same direction.—Puck
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