} >enusylvatiidj RAILROAD. PHIUADELI'EI A AND ERIE RAILROAD DIVISION. In effect Nov. 2a, 1905. TRAINS LEAVE EMPORIUM EASTWARD 8 10 A. M. —Sundays only for Renuvo and Week days for Hunbury. Wilkeoßarre, Hcran on, HaiVton, Pottsville, Harrisburg and intermediate stations, arriving at Philadelphia 6.23 P. M., New York 9.30 P. M., Baltimore 600 P. M., Washington 7.07 P. M. Pullman Farlor car Prom WilUamsport to Philadelphia and passenger coaches from Kane to Philadelphia and Williamsport to Balti more ana Washington. 12:15 P. M. (Emporium Junction) daily for Sun bury, Harrisburg and principal intermediate stations, arming at Philadelphia, 7:33 p. m.; New York, 10:23 p. m.; Baltimore, 7:35 p. m.; Washington, 8:35, D. m. Vestibuled Parlor cars ana passenger coaches, Buffalo to Phila delphia and Washington. 316 .P. M.—daily for Harrisburg and intermediate stations, arriving at Philadel phia, 4.23 A. M.. New York 7.18 A. M. Baltimore. 2:4) A. M. Washingtsn, 3:30 A. M. Pullman sleeping cars from Harrisbnrgto Phil adelphia and New York. Philadelphia paa aengeracaD remainiu sleeper undisturbed un tU7:3o A. M -10 30 P. M.—Dally for Suubury, Harris burg and intermediate stations arriving at Philadelphia 7.17 A. M.. New York 9.33 A. M., weekdays, < 10.38 A. M. Sunday;) Baltimore 7.15 A. M. p Washington 8.30 A. M. PuUmansleep ing cars from Erie, and Williamsport to Philadelphia and Williamsport to Washington. Passenger cars from Erie to Philadelphia and Williamsport to Baltimore. I'J:2O A. M. (Emporium Junction),daily for Sun bury, Harrisburg and principal intermediate stations, arriving at Philadelphia, 7:32 a. m.; New York, 8:33 a. in., week days; (10:38 Sun days); Baltimore, 7:25 a. m.: Washington. 8:40 a. m. Vestibuled Buffet Sleeping Cars and Passenger roaches, Buffalo to Philadelphia and Washington. WESTWARD. 4:55 A. M —Emporium Junction— daily for Erie, Ridgway, and week days for Du- Bois, Clermont and intermediate stations. 10 30 A. M.—Daily for Erie and week days for Dußois andintermediatestations. 1 33 P. M.—Daily lor Erie and intermediate stations. RIDOWAY AND CLEARFIELD R. R. CON NECTIONS. (Weekdays.) SoiTHWAnD. Stations. NORTHWARD r. M A.M. A.M. P. M. I*. M.P. M. III Oui 317 Renovo .... 128 .... 11 15 *SO 10 10! 5 51 Kane (j£ 2.5 3 00i .... 505 10 31, 6 13 .. ..Wilcox 112 02 2 40 .... 5 20-11 38 j 6 27| .Johnsonburg.. jll 8 1 .... I I I 5 52 11 6>; B 50 ..Ridgway, 9 20 2 10 8 50 .... L.. i ..J ... 600 12 15 | 7 10 .. Croyland ... 900 1 49 830 CO7 12 23! 7 1!) .. Blue Rock... 851 1 40 ' 821 6 12 12 26] 7 2) Carrier 8 47 1 37 8 17 fi 22 12 31! 732 .Brockwayville. 8 37; 1 27| 807 li 26 12 40 i 737 . ..Lanes Mills.. 831 121 803 630 ! 741 .McMinns Sra't. 830 i 7 59 . ... il2 19! 7 15 Harvey 8 Run.. 825 755 64012 55 7 r>o .. Falls Creek .. 8 »>( 1107 50 « 5711 25| 8 03J Dußois 808 12 551 72S 7 758 1 29' BOS Revnoldsville.. 63912 52 62> K 30 1 86: 8 35' .. .Brookville... 6 0» 12 24 5 49 9 | 5 30 12 35 .. ..Pittsburg 1 9 00 4 15 P. M.|p. M.IP. M.| A. M.! A. M.I P. M BUFFALO & ALLEGHENY VALLEY DIVISION. Leave Emporium Junction for Port Allegany, Olean, Arcade, East Aurora and Buffalo. Train No. 57, daily, 4:05 A. M. Train No. 51, daily 4:15 P. M. Trains leave Emporium for Keating, Port Allegany, Coudersport, Smethport, Eldred, Bradford,Oleanand Buffalo,connecting at Buf falo for points East and West. Train No. 41, week days, 8:25 A.M. Train No. 43, week day * 1:35 P. M. Train No. 43 will connect at Olean with Chautauqua Division for Allegany, Bradford, Salamanca, Warren, Oil City and Pittsburg. LOW (IHADR DIVISION. EASrBOUND. STATIONS. ''J79 273 201 275 277 051 (.j I | ! A. M. A. M. A. M. I'. M P. M A. M. Pittsburg,.. Lv : t6 20 |9 00 +l3O »505 t 9 00 Red Bank, ... .t » 25 11 05 4 15 7 85 10 55 Lawsonliam, ! 942 slllß 4288 07 11 08 New Bethle'm. 52) 10 20 11 41 5008 37 11 40 Brookville 1 t« 05 11 10 12 21 5 49 9 22 12 23 Revnoldsville,. 633 11 42 12 52 6259 50 12 59 Falls Creek...] 651 11 57 l 15 640 1005 1 14 Dußois, | 7 00 tl2 05 125 7 05 1015 I I 20 Sabula ! 7 12 1 37 7 17, Pennfleld, .... 7 30 1 55 7 35 liennezette, .. 801 2298 09 Driftwood,. ! t8 10 13 05 8 45 via P. A: E. Div Driftwood.. Lv. '9 50 13 43 Emporium, Ar.:tlo 30 ti 2) I A. M.' A. M. P. M. P. M'P. M P. M. WESTBOUND. STATIONS. | 278 276 252 274 280 ! 952 ' | j j ' !~j j Via P. A E. Div A.M. A. M. A. M.P. M. P. M. P. M Emporium, Lv. 1 t8 10 t3 15 Driftwood, Ar..! .... t9 01 f3 54 Via L. O. Div. : ( Driftwood, Lv. 15 50 flllO t5 50 Henneiette, . 1 62511 45 625 Pennfield, 7 00 12 20 7 01- Sabula, 7 18 12 39 ..... 7 23 Dußois . ..I *6 05 7 89 12 .55 f4 40 7 35 J4 00 Falls C B 12 7 65' 1 15 1 50 7 42- 407 Reynoll'V ii. 630 8 08 1 29 507 7 58 4 20 Brook /;ilf 7 0. 835 1 .56 1 40 tS 30 4 50 New Bit Me' ~ 751 920238j 628 9 30- 515 Laws i lha u 8 21 9 47 t3 06 , 6 57 . . ~ 608 Red Bui*. v- 8 35 10 02 3 20i 7 10 6 20 Pittsb iv. \r 'll 15 t1235 t5 30|tl000 |J9 30 A. M P. M.ip. M.IP. M. P. M.IP. M. •Daily ' i i.uly except Sunday. .Sunday only ?Flag Sto.i. On Su.idjy nuly train leaves Driftwood 8:20 a. •u., arrivei at Dußois, 10:00 a, m. Returning leaves Da3ois, 2:00 p. in.; arrive* at Driftwood, 3:10 p. in , stooping at intermediate stations. For Time Tables and further information, ap ply to Ticket Agent. J. R. WOOD, Pass'gr Traffic Mgr. W. W. ATTEKBURY, 080. W. BOYD, General Manager. Oen'l Passenger Agt. JZ? SHST2SHSS SHSHS&aiiSHSSS^ | Old Jeliable | Drug' Store [ Holiday ( I Opening i I SATURDAY. DEC. 9,! fu Ami will ri-mitin open until If] r] aftor Christmas. Kvorybody in- W In vltfd to til A wonderful dia n] fU play of up-to-date goods. I'riom I? very low Come Mint examine. [J! jn OuiuH lu4 litiy, s.tvtj money. |J g l Old Re liable | ask«) juris nsagagfflsasaaa r HIIiCUS, THE^ DANCI NC BILLY GOAT By MICKEY FINN (Copyright, 1«*. by Krneal Jarrold ) IT was Christmas eve, and Patrick I>oolan, the foreman of the gas work*, bad summoned « goodly company of Ills friend# to cole -1 irate the holiday season and the ar rival of two barrels of Irish turf front his native town. A bushel #f thla peaj lay glowing lu tbe flrepi«c«. While tb« isuow was aoftly piling itself upon the window casings arxl the wind was tak ing llberttea with the sbuttera Judy Callahan alyly pinned upon the lapel of Dick Walsh, tbe letter carrier, a sprig of Irish Ivy. By Inquiry from rheumatic Flaherty. who sat In tbe Ingle nook nourishing his shins, Dick learned that the symbolic meaning of Irish Ivy Is "I cling to thee." Judy's shriek a moment later Indicated that " 'TWAS THItKB MONTHS O' STB AT Ul CARROTS." Dick had taken advantage of tha lu formation. Just then Jack Doolan, the youthful heir to the l>oolan estate, put his head inside the door. "Father, can I in tbe nanny? The snow Is falliu' on her through the roof, and she's treiublln' wld the cowltl." "Of course, my son," said Mr. Doo lan heartily. "Bring her lu. We don't want our milk watered." "That's a folne baste you have there," said Flaherty. "How mucli milk does she give?" "Two quarts a day, but she used to give three quarts a day before her hus band died. She's plnln' away since that time, poor gur'rl. I think 'tis the love sickness she lias," said Mr. Doolan. "Dear, dear, look a' that, now!" said Mrs. Keagan sympathetically. "I al ways said that nanny goats was sinta mintle. And how long is the billy goat dead, Mr. Doolan?" " 'Tis Ave years the 24th day o' this mouth," replied Doolan. "Sorra day 'twas whin we lost Ilirous. A moro gaynial nor a more willln' gout you would not flnd In all Ilar-rlem. Sure his death was a tragedy and a calam ity." "How was that?" quavered old man Dougherty, the stonemason. "Well," resumed Doolan, "'twas a tragedy the way he was translated and a calamity whin hla death took away the only chance I ever had o' makln' a fortune. " 'TIs quare about goats," continued Doolan. "They are born wid a certain amount of eddlcashun. Show me tho goat that wouldn't know a cabbage or a turnip whin he sees it. Of course a goat knows nothln' about machinery. There was a goat that used to atop the horses drawln' a street car, but whin they put a trolley car on the track you couldn't And that much o' the goat as would grease a griddle. But a goat can be eddlcated wid sugar and a strap to do tricks. Now, I suppose none o' ye would beileve me If I told ye that I taught Htrcus to dance as tine a jig or hornpipe us ever you saw In a thea ter." A chorus of disbelief arose. "Yes," said Doolan, "and no Frlnch lady could do a finer past soul on her toes, as they say In the heathen lan guage. You must remember that I was very poor, and I'd be layln' awake nighU tblnkln' o' some plaQ by way o' makln' a fortune, and whin my wjfe bought tbe two kldn to 4s«rtjhe dairy the Idee came to me like a flash—l could eddlcate the goat to dance. Whin I got that Idee In me head 1 could think of fcothln' MIM. ('aasldy, bow much moo ey do you think a dancln' goat could earn on a theater atage?" "Well," replied Cassldy, "I should think that 9300 a week would be none too llttla for ao dlgnarloua a curiosity." "Thera," reaumed Doolan. "D'ye bear what Caaaldy saya? Three hundred dollars a week for half an hour's work a day! Faith, I felt the money in ma hand! But 'twas weary work teachln' the goat. An old animal trainer told me that < ruelty and kiudness mlsed would do the Job. Whin the goat minded me I tickled Ills rllis and gave lilm carrots but whin lie got stubborn I lathered him with a strap. Mrs. O'Brien. \.iii roiiicnilter the time we liud teMfb n' lllrrti* to walk across tbe room on ids bind leg-- V" 'Deed I do, Doolan!" said Mrs. <* Brian, with t reminiscent sigh "Yo'll ine, ladles .ml geufle- CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, DECEMBER ai, 1905. nrn," Mil. l Flaherty, rlslncr and putting on his bat, "but 1 must leave ye. A dancln' Ko.it Is too much for my vorac ity. I couldn't swallow it." When the door bail closed Doolan wci tv "Kvery uigbt after rapper tbe table was shoved back agin the wall and the lesson began. And. would you believe It, It takes three months to teach goat to stand on his hind legs for lv« mlnulc*! After that 'twas easier, "fltere was a little gur-rl named Ellen next door that took a great Inter eat !• the eddlcatlon of tbe goat. She was about the size of the goat whin •he stood up, and 'twas pure Joy to see Htrcus waltzln' around the kitchen to the music of my fiddle. With the goat's head on her ahoulder and her arms around hla neck tbey would whirl slow ly around In the dawdlln' circles of the mazy, as the poet saya"— "How perfectly lovely!" exclaimed Judy Callahan. "After the lesson was over eacti nlglit I used to give tha goat all klnda of tasty thlnga, like potato peellnli, cabbage atunips and auch like, as a reward, and 'twas tha habit o' keepln' tbe goat hungry all day that led to the loss o' my fortune. 'Twas three months 0' strap and carrota before tbe goat eould do a daclnt heel nnd toe, work as hard as I might, and two weary months before be would nod Ills head aud make a bow the same as if he was before an nwjence." "Ilark to that now," said Dougherty to Judy Callahan In a whisper. "A goat makln' a bow!" "As I said before," Doolan went on, "when tbe gor.t had learned to bow at a wink we made his bally suit. The thing that cost the most was the skirt, made of red silk and shaped like a parasol. It looked like a hollyhock turned upside down. Then we put a little green cap wid a red tassel on the goat's head anil a pair o' white slip pers on bis feet. And whin we showed him his picture in tbe glass he grinned like a woman puttln' on her Sunday bonnet. Tbe tears fill me eyes whin I think that ouly for that Joker Reagan I might be rldln' in me own divvll wagon wld rubber wheels. "The first public appearance of the goat as a bally dancer took place In u barn In tbe Bronx. We fixed up a stage wid planks aud boxes, anil 25 cents was charged at the door. The ftews got around, aud long before the time to begin tbe show the barn was crowded to tbe doors. Half the roof was gone off tbe barn, but that hurt notliin', for the night was clear. I was so afraid that the goat wouldn't do his work that I gave him nothln' to eat for twelve hours before he came on the stage, and the poor beast was fair fain Ished. Whin I walked out on the stage, band In hand wld the goat, I thought the awjenee would go crazy. They yelled wid sheer delight whin the goat made his bow, and every man in tho barn was on his feet, and a hundred o' them had cabbage leaves and carrots in their pockets to give to the goat, like the ladles have bokays to give to the play actors. As the goat whirled around doin' a waltz he would stop now anil then to pick a bit o' cabbage or turnip that some one threw on tho stage. But 'twas what that rogue Rca- "B8 wznu.ai> AROUND wmocr TOUCHI* THE FLOOR." gan threw that the goat liked the best. They looked like little pieces o' bread covered wld sugar. The goat picked up so many o' the little chunks that tl;e crowd yelled to put lteugau out be kase he was stoppln' the show, and 1 had hard work to get the goat danciu' agMu. After that the goat seemed to get lighter and lighter upon ills feet until he hardly touched the stage There were times when he whirled •round In the air wklout touchln' the floor, and tbe crowd guspln' wid" as tonishment at tbh* wonderful l>ca.st Aud while be whirled he seemed tot jiettln' bigger and bigger till hewn as round as a balloou the boys pla; wld. He would g<> up In tbe air. wbirlln' like a pluwbeel, for ten feet, and thin light on the stage soft as a thistledown, and fly up ag'hi till li • •pun up farther and farthe . lo like a red umbrella on a big |> "'.in and be was gone through tbe I: > H tbe roof, thranslated Intirely." "And where did lie go?" silil the a>- •truck Mrs Cassldy inn whNper "Some u' the little hoys situu' on I' fence outside said be wint up in tbe d taction of O'ltion, and others MI 'tw as toward Arcturu* uud Xlptuue ' • wlnt." "And what wa It that HIM rui tile goat?" said the luatertallstli Wa; an* "lis tor an *xplana l.on of tho so- Ing miracle yan»t cakes that tu>. tog bint eowi e wid SUU ir, NII 1 tbe T{ He iiftu'li U tlieiu.' First National Bank, EMPORIUM, I 3 A. Its Foundation SECURITIES. Capital - SIOO,OOO Surplus - 50,000 Undivided Profits - - 19,000 Stockholders Liability - 100,000 $269,000 DIRECTORY. B. W. Green/ Josiah Howard, N. Seger, Joseph Kaye, W. L. Sykes, W. S. Walker, John E. Smith, J. P. Felt, T. B. Lloyd. The Gratifying Condition of this Bank is Largely due to the Guidance of its Directors. UNBROKEN For over 21 years its door has been opened on every business day. But never before has it been so well prepared to meet and satisfy the needs of its patrons as now. f— SAFETY —] Absolute Safety is the corner stone of its Foundation. It restricts its business to legitimate enterprises, and eliminates all speculative ventures. It's Four Corners Safety, Conservatism, Security, Confidence. Wishing you A Merry Christmas, we beg to announce that this Bank wi I be | closed on that day. 1 _ i I First National Bank, KMPOHIUM, PA.