YARNS WITH A LAUGH.
Mark Twain tells a story that while
traveling In Germany a man sitting next
to him at a dinner In a hotel ordered a
bottle of Johannesburg wine. When It
was brought he eaw on tho bottle a label
of Moselle, and called to It the atten- j
tlon of tho manager, who exclaimed:
"Ach! what a stupid donkey; I distinct
ly told him to put on the Johannesburg
label."
A blushing and pretty Swedish girl
Just arrived from the old country at- i
tended evening service at a Duluth |
church. The minister, seeing Fhe was a
stranger, shook hands with her at the i
close of the meeting and said he would
find pleasure in calling upon her soon.
Whereupon the girl hung her head and
bashfully murmured: "T'ank you, but
ay have a fella'."
Mr. Campbell, the Irish solicitor-gen
eral, speaking the other day upon delu
sions, told a story of a north of Ireland
Protestant who perfectly sane save
on one point. This stanch Protestant
harbored the delusion that one of his
legs belonged to a Reman Catholic and
therefore when he went to bed every
night he used to leave the Catholic leg
outside the blanket by way of punish
ment
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near a Scottish country town, and an
astute local attorney had hurried to the
scene of disaster. Noticing an old man
with a badly damaged head lying on the
ground, he approached him with note
book In hand. "How about damages,
my man?" he began. The injured man ,
waved him off with the remark: "Na,
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wasna me that hit yer bloomin' auld
train."
Many years of hard work on the farm
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and his coat fitted badly. His son In the
city sent him a coat stretcher on which
to hang the coat at night. On his next
visit to the farm the young man asked
how the coat stretcher worked. His
father looked a little embarrassed and
then confessed: "I can't stand it on,"
said he."lt was real good of you to
Bend it. Your mother fastened it to
my coat with tape, but I wasn't comfort
able in it and I had to take It off."
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REINFORCEMENTS FORJAPS.
For the Present All Is Quiet in Russia,
but a Revival of Terrorism
Is Regarded as
Likely.
Washington, Jan. 13.—Tho Japanesci
legation lias received a cablegram
from Tokio saying that Gen. Nogl re
ports that the delivery at Port Arthur
has been completed. It. includes the
following: Permanent forts 50, guns
546, of which 54 are of large calibre,
149 of medium calibre and 343 of
small calibre; cannon balls 82,670,
ammunition 30,000 kilos, rifles 35,252,
horses 1,920, battleships four, except
the Sevastopol, which is entirely
sunk; cruisers two, gunboats and de
stroyers 14, steamers 10, beside small
steamers, 35 of which will be service
able after little repairs.
Berlin, Jan. 13.—The Neuste Nacli
richien publishes a dispatch from
Mukden saying that according to Rus
sian intelligence the Japanese army
facing Gen. Kuropatki'n's force has
been reinforced by 368 siege guns re
cently used in the investment of Port
Arthur and also by 32,000 infantry,
making a total of 388,000 men, with
1,245 guns.
Nagasaki, Jan. 13.—The steamers
Kaga and Sunuki have arrived here
with 1,600 Russian prisoners of war
and 50 officers. All the prisoners have
been quartered at Inasa, a village
nearby, where has also been prepared
a lodge for Gen. Stoessel, who will ar
rive next Saturday.
The Russian officers are allowed
much liberty within the bounds of the
town, but they are under police escort.
Gen. Stoessel and staff will sail
from here for Europe on a French
steamer January 16.
St. Petersburg, Jan. 13. —The gov
ernment seemingly is about to make
the irrevocable decision that prestige
abroad and the situation at home
necessitate the continuation of tho
war till peace with dignity is possible.
Beyond this point, however, confusion
exists, especially regarding the im
mediate development of the interior
situation. Emperor Nicholas is still
apparently vacillating as to whether
he shall allow M. Witte full sway, in
the meantime declining to permit
Princs Sviatopolk-Mirsky to retire.
The latter persists in the view that
the confidence of the people in the
manner in which the reform mani
festo is to lie worked out is vital, and
that this is impossible if the work is
to be left completely in the hands of
the bureaucrats.. Direct consultation
with the representative classes inter
ested he considers essential.
It has now been definitely establish
ed that the third section of the mani
festo as it was originally drafted by
Minister Sviatopolk-Mirsky provided
for representation of the zemstvos in
the council of the empire, and that it
was stricken out against his earnest
protest.
Prince Sviatopolk-Mirsky's retire
ment from the ministry of the interior
continues to be considered as only a
matter of a short time, although there
is seeming evidence that the emperor
hopes by temporizing to avoid the
necessity of concentrating the reins of
power in the hands of M. Witte.
Should a real storm break, however,
no one doubts that M. Witte is the
one strong man in sight who can be
called to the bridge.
Demonstrations, and even disorders
on a large scale in the centers of
population are regarded by the au
thorities as possible, accompanied by
a recurrence of terrorism by those
who believe the bomb is the only
weapon with which they can fight ab
soluteism. This is.t is really consid
ered the likeliest possibility in the
near future. For the moment, how
ever, all is quiet in the interior.
NEW RECORDS.
They are Being Made in the Arrivals
and Deportations of Immigrants
at New York.
New York, Jan. 13.—Tho official
' records at Ellis Island show that for
the first month of the new year, immi
| gration to this country is likely to ex»
ceed all records.
From January 1 to the 10th the ar
! rivals numbered over 14,000. For the
| whole month of January, 1904, tho ar
rivals were only 19,000.
Deportations for tho samo peridtl
are also record breaking. For the first
j ten days of the new year 478 persons
have been deported from Ellis Island,
| against 70 for the same period in 1994.
lOf tho arrivals during this ten-day
j period, 9,195 were Hebrews. Of the
deportations 65 per cent, were lie
brews.
The arrival of Russian and Hun
garian Hebrews in such large num.
hers is largely due to aversion to serv
ing in the army in Russia. There are
alpo two large Hebrew societies in
Europe systematically organized to
assist, immigrants to come to this
country. This assisted immigration is
strictly prohibited by the United
States immigration laws.
A Panic Among Gamblers.
New York, Jan. 13.—Following Dis-
I t.rlct Attorney Jerome's raid Wednes
-1 day on the gambling house of "Honest
John" Kelly, Mr. Jerome yesterday
| secured a statement, similar to that
l made by Kelly, from "Lou" Ludlam,
' which resulted in the seizure of a
| quantity of gambling apparatus in a
j house which Ludlurn had conducted.
Three Deaths from Yellow Fever.
Havana, Jan. 13. —Two of the three
women who arrived here January 5
! from Colon, on the steamer Dora and
| who were taken to the detention hos.
j pital here, died there of yellow fever.
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, JANUARY 19, i'9os.
I REVISION OF THE TARIFF.
The President Wants to Call an Ex
tra Session of Congress.
Washington, Jan. 11.—President
Roosevelt favors the earliest possible
! action looking to a revision by con
gress of the tariff. He so informed
the senators and representatives who
were in conference with him at the
White House last Saturday and he has
made plain his position to others since
I that conference. He will call the
! Fifty-ninth congress into extraordi
nary session as soon as tcommit
tees aro prepared to submit a tariff
measure for passage.
One of those present at the confer
ence on Saturday said yesterday that
the president informed them that
while he <1 id not. believe in any sweep
ing revision of the tariff, and would
abide absolutely by the judgment of
the two houses of congress in a matter
that related so particularly to them,
yet he did think that the time had
come when the schedules should be
examined and there should be a read
justment as to certain of them.
While no decision of a definite char
acter has been reached as to the time
of the extraordinary session, it is rea
sonably certain that if one should be
held it will lie called to meet next
autumn, probably in October. On this
point it is too early to speak definitely.
On another question, however, that
of legislation relating to the inter
state freight rates of railroads, his
mind is quite made up. He will fight
for that legislation and fight hard.
It is stated a large number of con
gressmen are opposed to the idea of
an extra session.
ON TWELVE COUNTS.
A Congressional Committee Prepares
Articles of Impeachment Against
Federal Judge Swayne.
Washington, Jan. 11. —The commit
tee of the house appointed to draft
articles of impeachment against Fed
eral Judge Swayne, yesterday com
pleted its work by the preparation of
12 articles of impeachment. They
embrace obtaining money by false
pretense, using the property of a
bankrupt corporation in the hands of
a receiver appointed by himself anil
without making compensation to the
company; for disobeying the law re
quiring him to live in his district; for
"unlawfully and maliciously" fining
and imprisoning E. T. Davis and
Simeon Belden, attorneys at law, for
alleged contempt of the circuit court
of the United States; for "unlawfully
committing to prison" W. C. O'Neal
on the charge that he had committed
contempt of the district court of the
United States.
A minority report signed by Repre
sentatives Littlefleld, of Maine, and
Parker, of New Jersey, dissents to all
he articles of impeachment except,
that pertaining to the falsification of
the expense account of Judge Swayne.
Withdrew His Endorsement.
Washington, Jan. 11.—President
Roosevelt yesterday withdrew a letter
which he wrote lsst March extending
to the American Newsboys' Magazine
his wishes for its success. The with
drawal of the president's letter was
announced in a letter which the pres
ident wrote to Murat Halstead, who
was the president of the company
which is to publish the magazine. The
president says: "Certain facts have
come to me as to tho character of cer
tain persons interested in the corpora
tion, as well as the methods they have
adopted for the disposal of the stock,
which makes me unwilling to permit
the use of my name in connection
with the enterprise."
Riots Follow Miners' Strike.
Berlin, Jan. 14. —The coal strike
I continues to spread, the leaders evi
dently losing control of the miners.
The number of men now out on strike
has reached 68,858 at 90 shafts. The
i leaders are unable to control the
; strikers and keep peace. Thursday,
I at the Concordia Co.'s mines at Ober
hausen, 1,200 strikers stormed the
! plant when strike breakers were
: about to proceed to work, roughly
| used them and prevented them from
I entering the shaft. At Horst serious
! rioting occurred.
A Fight with Moros.
Manila, Jan. 11. —In an engagement
\ which took place January 8 with
| Moros on the island of Jolo, Lieut.
I James J. Jewell and one private of the
j Fourteenth United States cavalry
I were killed and Second Lieut. Roy W.
5 Ashbrook, of tho Seventeenth in
fantry; Capt. Halstead Dory, of the
| Fourth infantry; Second Lieut. R. C.
i Richardson, of the Fourteenth cav
! airy, and three privates were
wounded.
Hundreds are Turned Back.
New York, Jan. 11. —During the last
five months the number of Russian
Hebrews arriving at this port has ex
: ceeded that of any other nationality
and amounted to 75,1(10. The immi
: gration officials view the increase
j with alarm and are applying the im
' migration laws so rigidly as to in
! crease the number of deportations
1 greatly. In ten days they have sent.
hack by the steamers on which they
j came 52S immigrants.
A Mormon Banker Is Arrested.
Salt Lake City, Jan. 14.—8. IT.
Schetler, a banker, was arrested last
night, charged with accepting deposits
I after he knew his bank was insolvent.
Judge Enjoined an Artist.
Evansville, Ind., Jan. 11. —While
seated in the court room yesterday
during the trial of Nicholas Trau
j voter, charged with criminal assault,
Irvin Alexander, an artist employed
by a local newspaper, was served with
an injunction signed by Judge Rasch
j restraining the artist, from completing
! a sketch of the prisoner.
Schooner Stranded and Deserted.
Nassau, N. P., Jan. 11. —The Ameri
can schooner Mary Lee Patton, from
Philadelphia for Cardenas, has been
found stranded and deserted at Abaco,
Bahama Islands
WENT TOO MUCH BY NAME
Lady Hotel Quest Receives Some En
lightenment from Colored
Waiter.
A womnn lives at one of the Kansas
City hotels who has the reputation of be
ing rather finicky and hard to please in
the manner of food. A day or two ago
at lunch, relates the Kansas City Jour
nal, after looking over the dessert list,
she decided or. some ice cream pudding.
The meal had been one with which she
had considerable difficulty in finding fault,
but when she had about half finished the
dessert she called the waiter over and
said:
"George, what do you mean by calling
this ice crenm pudding? There Isn't any
ice cream about it, and you know it."
"Yes'm," said the waiter. "1 know
dere ain't no ice cream in it. Dat's jes'
a name they give it. I do' know why."
"Well," she continued. "I think that
if they give a dish such a name they
ought to make it conform to the name,
and if you call this ice cream pudding,
you ought to bring soms ice cream with
It."
"Yes'm," answered the servitor, "but
you know we can't alius do it that way.
You know we doesn't bring a cottage In
with cottage pudding."
The waiter's reply brought a burst of
laughter from the people who heprd the
conversttion, and since then the woman's
criticisms of the menu have been few and
infrequent.
SAN FRANCISCO'S CLIMATE.
Responsible for Some Marvelous Fea
tures, Including the Hu
morists.
In Ran Francisco they are telling a story
that is worth repetition, and will be ap
preciated by those who have encoun
tered the climate of the Uolden Gate City,
says the Philadelphia Press Sunday Mag
azine. An Irishman came to America to
visit. lie was a true son of Erin, with
an Irish appreciation of all things beau
tiful.
He went to San Francisco for a sight
seeing trip, and while strolling through the
city with a friend, exclaimed: "What
foine trees'. So green! What makes it?"
"Climate," answered the friend, briefly.
A little later he cried out: "Arrali!
the complexions of your ladies. So
beautiful! What—"
"Climate." interrupted the friend.
The Irishman subsided for awhile.
Now, Fan Francisco isn't exactly a
protrie, and not many moments passed un
til the two encountered one of the small
mountains they call knolls out there.
"Beeorra," said the visitor, "arid how
d'ye think Oi'm going to get up that?"
"Ciimb it," said the friend.
The Irishman stopped and looked at his
companion. "The divil ye say? Seems
to me iverything is climate out here."
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Eddie, visiting in the country, heard a
blessing asked at the table for the first
time and, clinging to his mother's neck,
whimpered: "What's uncle doin',mamma?
I don't want to say it here." In the
safety of his own home his courage re
turned and he lowered his head reverent
ly at the table, saying: "Pray about the
biscuit, mamma!" —Albany Argus.
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One New York actor hit another over
the head with a real ax, instead of the
property weapon provided for tho stunt.
An actor occasionally meets the desires
and expectations of the audience. —Wash-
ington Post.
To Cure a Cold in One Day
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E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. 25c.
A self-made man has an idea that if he
had gone to college he would have been
ynuch more of a success, and a college
man that if he hadn't he might have
been much less of a failure.—N. Y. Press.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infalli
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Bamuel, Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1900.
The way to have broken down Job's
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ody else in the family have the boils
and complain to him about them.—N. Y.
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Lacked Lawyer's Facility.
Lawyer to Witness —Never mind what
you think, we want facto here. Tell u3
where you first met this man.
Woman Witness —Can't answer it. If
the court doesn't care to hear what I
think, there's no use questioning me, for
I am not a lawyer and can't talk with
out thinking.—Boston Commercial bul
letin.
Accounting for Blueness.
"Somebody has found a blue lobster
in New York."
"Blue lobster? Pessimistic, 1 suppose."
—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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Tickets on sale via Queon & Crescent
Route and Southern Railway to Florida,
Mew Orleans and other points south at
greatlv reduced rutes, good returning May
31 st, 1905.
Also variable route tickets pood going to
points in Florida and Cuba via Atlanta, and
returning via Asbevillo. For rates and
other information address :
\V. A. Beckler, N. P. A., 113 Adams Street,
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Man is a tearlem animal because, fail
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others. —N. Y. Times.
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Authorized Government Agent.
I'luue it iy whtrt you saw this a&vtrt isenienL
YOU TRAVEL—OfI WILL
If not today, then There Is quality
In railway travel as 1 n everything else. Track,
trains and time are tho essentials. Tho M. K. &
T. Railway has that quality. 1 want you to
know of It, try 11 and be convinced.
At this time of the year you aro probably
thinking about a wlntor trip. I'd suggest tfie
Gulf Coast of Texas, Han Antonio, Old Mexico
or California, as being about as nearly
perfect as climate and environment can make
them. I have some very attractive literature
about theso resorts that I'd like to send you.
May I? I'd rather talk to you, but if this Is
Impossible, drop me a lino and I'll be pleased to
give you all the desired Information. Thcreare
some special Inducements too In tho way of
rates and through Katy Sleepers that I'd like
Syou to know about. Write to-day
"KATY"
ST. LOViS. MO.
MISCELLANEOUS ELECTROTYPES]
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I*4 CURES WHfcHE All ELSE FAILS. _ !t>J
fed Beat Cough Syrup. Tastes Gckkl. Use
p«»l in time. Sold by druggiftts. r ?
A. N. K.-O 2050
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