| HAII.KOAI). PHILADELPHIA AND ERIE RAILROAD DIVISION. In effect May 29, lfiOl. TRAINS LEAVE EMPORIUM EASTWARD 810 A. M.—Week ilajs for Sunbury, Wilkesbarre, Scranton, Hazieton, Pottsville, Harrisburg pudintermefl attestations, arriving at Philadelphia 6.23 P.M., New York9.3oP. M., Baltimore 6 00 P. M., Washington 7.15 P. M. Pullman Parlor car from Williamsport to Philadelphia andpassengercoacbesfrom Kane to Philadelphia and Williamsport to Balti more and Washington. 12:45 P. M. I Emporium Junction) daily for Sun bury, Harrisburg and principal intermediate stations, arriving at Philadelphia, 7:32 p. m.; New York, 10:23 n. m.; Baltimore, 7:30 p. m.: Washington, 8:35, o. m. Vestibuled Parlor cars and passenger coaches, Buffalo to Phila delphia and Washington. 820 P. M.—daily for Harrisburg and intermediate stations, arriving at Philadel phia, 4.23 A. M., New York 7.13 A. M, Baltimore, 2:20 A.M. Washington, 3:30 A. M. Pullman sleeping cars from Harrisbu rgto Phil adelphia and New York. Philadelphia pas ■engerscan remainiu sleeper undisturbed un til7:3o A. M. 10 30 P. M.— Daily for Sunbury, Harris burg and intermediate stations arriving at Philadelphia 7.17 A. M., New York 9.33 A. M., weekdays, (10.38 A. M. Sunday;) Baltimore 7.15 A. M., Washington 8.30 A.M. Pullman sleep ing cars from Erie, Buffalo and Williamsport to Philadelphia anil Buffalo, Williamsport to Washington. Passenger cars from Erie to Philadelphia and Williamsport to Baltimore. 12:15 A M. (Emporium Junction),daily for Sun bury, Harrisburg and principal intermediate stations, arriving at Philadelphia, 7:32 a. m.; New York, 9:33 a. in., week days; (10:38 Sun days); Baltimore, 7:25 a. m.; Washington. 8:46 a. m. Vestibuled Buffet Sleeping Cars and Passenger coaches, Buffalo to Philadelphia and Washington. WESTWARD. 5:10 A. M. -Emporium Junction— daily for Erie, Ridgway, and week days for Du- Bois, Clermont and intermediate stations. 10 30 A, M. Daily for Erie ana week days for Dußois andintermediatestations. 023 P. M. —Week days tor Kane and intermediate stations. RIDGWAY AND CLEARFIELD R. R. CON NECTION . (Week da., s.) SOUTHWARD. Stations. NORTHWARD P. M A.M. A.M. P.M. P. M. P. M. 3 20 11 05 5 55.... Kane 12 25 3 00 8 25 3 36 11 21 6 13 .. ..Wilcox 12 02 2 40 8 04 3 48 11 43 6 25 ..Johnsonburg.. 11 47 2 28 7 48 _J '.:'J ' 40512 05 650 ...Ridgway,.... 920 210 730 •4 15 ii is 701 ..Mill Haven .. 9 09! 1 5H| 720 42512 24 7 10 .. Croyland 900 1 49 7 09 ——- 12 28, 715 ..Shorts Mills.. 8 55i 705 43112 32 7 19 .. Blue Rock... 851 1 40 7 01 4 38 12 35 7 2? Carrier 8 47 1 37 6 57 44812 45 732 .Brockwavville. 837 127 647 45312 50 737 ...Lanes Mills . 831 123 643 457 7 41 .McMinns Sra't. 83) 638 601 100 745 .Harveys Run.. 8 25:1 IS; 635 605 105 750 ..Falls Creek... 82 1 110 630 6 20 125 8 nt| ... Dußois 8 08 12 55 . 6 10 VlOl 15 7 551. .Falls Creek... 653 1156 30 627 129 8 OHJ.Revnoldsville. ■ 63912 52 6 15 6 00 1 56 8 35 ... Brookville... 605 12 2 1 5 39 6 45 238 9 20 New Bethlehem 11 41 4 59 7 25 3 20 10 03 ... Red Bank 11 05 4 05 10 10 530 12 35 ....Pittsburg 900 1 30 P. M. P. M. P. M. A. M. A. M. P. M. BUFFALO & ALLEGHENY VALLEY DIVISION. Leave Emporium Junction for Port Allegany, Tlean, Arcade, East Aurora and Buffalo. Train No. 107, daily, 4:05 A. M. Train No. 115, daily, 4:15 P. M. Trains leave Emporium for Keating, Port Allegany, Coudersport, Smetliport, Eldred, Bradford,Oleanand Buffalo,connecting at Buf falo for points East and West. Train No. 101.week days, 8:25 A. M. Train No. 103, week days 1:35 P. M. Train No. 103 will connect at Olean with Chautauqua Division for Allegany, Bradford, Balamanca,Warren, Oil City and Pittsburg. LOW GRADE DIVISION. EASTBOPND. STATIONS. 109 113 101 105 107 051 I ; I A. M. A. M. A. M. P. M P. M A. M. Pittsburg,..Lv. ■ t6 15 tfl 00 1130 *505 I 9 00 Red Bank, ! 9 30 11 05 4 05 7 55 11 10 Lawsonliam 9 47 .-Ills 4 18 8 07 11 23 New Bethle'm 10 20 11 44 450 8 37 11 55 Brookville t6 05 11 10 12 24 539 9 22 12 41 Reynoldsville, 639 11 42 12 52 6159 50 1 14 Falls Creek 653 11 57 1 15 630 1005 129 Dußois, 700 112 05 125 640 1015 {1 35 Sabula 7 12 1 37 6 53 Pennfield, ! 7 30 1 55 7 15 Bennezette,.... 8 01 2 29 7 47 Driftwood 18 40 t3 05 8 2u via P. & E. Div Driftwood.. Lv. '9 50 13 45 Emporium, Ar. tlO 30 f4 10 A. M. A. M. P. M. P. M P. M |P. M, WESTBOUND. _ |" ! I ! I j STATIONS. 108 106 102 114 110 952 Via P. &E. Div A.M. A.M. A.M. P. M. P. M. P. M. Emporium, Lv 18 10 +3 20 Driftwood, Ar.. 19 04 +4 00 Via L. G. Div Driftwood, Lv If# SO flllO t5 50 Bennezette 6 25 11 45 6 25 Vennfield, 7 00 12 20 7 04 Sabula, 7 18 12 39 7 23 Dußois '6 05 7 30 12 55 15 00 7 35 H 10 Falls Creek 6 12 7 55 1 15 5 10 7 42 4 17 Reynoldsville,.. l 630 808 129 527 758 430 Brookville 7 05 8 35 1 56 6 00 |8 30 5 00 New Bethle'm 7 51 9 20 2 38 6 45 5 45 Lawsonham, .. 821 94713 06 714 ... . 618 Red Bank.Ar. 8 35 10 00 3 20 7 25 6 30 Pittsburg, Ar... »11 15 11235 t5 30 +lOlO J9 30 A. M. P. M. P. M. P. M. P. M. P. M. •Daily. fDaily except Sunday. JSunday only. §Plag Slop. On Sunday only train leaves Driftwood 8:20 a. m., arrives at Dußois, 10:00 a, m. Returning leaves Dußois, 2:00 p. ni.; arrives at Driftwood, 8:40 p. m., stopping at intermediate stations. For Time Tables and further information, ap ply to Ticket Agent. J. R. WOOD. Pass'grTraffic Mer. W. W. ATTERBURY, GEO. W. BOYD, General Manager. Gen'l Passenger Agt. ilf | You j are not familiar with the excellence of the Cameron County Press! as a FAMILY news paper, why not sub scribe for it now. We are certain that you will be pleased. The cost is nominal, $1.50 Per Year - HOW SHOPPERS ARE SOLD. Instead of Getting Wonderful Bar gains They Very Often Merely Buy Inferior Goods, Very few women Know that when they think they have run across won derful bargains in some of the shops, when, in fact, they know they are getting certain articles cheaper than usual, because they remember the price paid, apparently, for the same thing at other times, they are really paying all that the goods are worth, for the simple reason that the bargain lot is what manufacturers call "sec onds." To all appearances the sec onds look just the same as the orig inal lot. If they happen to be un derwear, gowns or hosiery the mate rial, manufacture and style seem ex cellent, but the manufacturer and the buyer know that they are made out of the second choice of material, and can not be considered first class. They are originally cheaper than goods that were bought first, and can be sold at something of a reduction, so that 9,900 out of 10,000 customers rejoice in the thought that they have really found a bargain, whereas they have paid lib erally for what they got. Sometimes underwear that belongs to this lot of "seconds" is marked very plainly with the word on the inside of the hem or edge, but very few people ever think to look for it, or would know what it meant if they happened to see it. When bargain hunting it is a good plan to find out just what grade of goods you are paying for, and if that plan is followed it will be easy to see that the instances where something is obtained for nothing aie very rare.—Chicago Post. PRETTY THINGS IN STOCKS. What an Ingenious Woman or Girl Can Do with a Little Work and a Handkerchief. These pretty handkerchief stocks will commend themselves to those who tike dainty neckwear, easily made, easily laundered, easily adjusted and best of all, inexpensive. Select a hand kerchief that corresponds in size to that of your neckband, so the ends will have the handkerchief edge for a fin ish. Hemstitched or scalloped borders, white or in colors, will do for Figs. 2 and 4, but for Fig. 3 a square must be chosen that has a border fully an inch wide (a little wider is better), with, if possible, an openwork stripe Inside, that when cut away from the plain center will have a finished and Arm edge. Such a design is shown In Figs. 1 and 3. For Fig. 3 fold the handkerchief 4% Inches from the edge if you wisb. the stock to be two inches high, as at 2 in Fig. 1. Cut off this strip, nanow ly hem on the raw edge, and fold to form the neck piece. For the tab cut off the borders marked b, beginning at Eld ft HANDKERCHIEF STOCKS. ft. If there is a good Inside finish over hand these strips together, as shown in Fig. 3. Otherwise turn the raw edge once as for hemming, and put the two border pieces together with fagoting or some other open stitch. Sew the tab to the under part of the stock in the center. The neck piece in Figs. 2 and 4 is made in the same way. After cutting this off, from the remainder cut the square e, and from that the piece c, this making the lower part of the dou ble tab. The upper part is shorter and is shaped like d, which can be cut from the last quarter. Make a neat narrow hem on the raw side edges, put to gether and sew on neck piece as for Fig. 3. Fig. 4 differs from the others in that the tab is formed of a square whose sides are as long as b, or if a shorter tab is liked make the square the size of e. Fold in cascade form, as s'nwn, and square off the top. Neatly hem the raw side edges, and if preferred fold them under out of sight.—Farm and Home. How to Keep Hair Light. Kep your hair light by exposing it to the sun as many hours each week as you possibly can. Soda or borax will keep it light, but they are not the best shampoos, as they make the hair brittle. A good tonic is made of one pint bay rum, one ounce castor oil, one drachm tincture cantharides, one drachm carbonate ammonia. Use three times a week at first, gradually lessening. Try egg shampoos. Not So Marvelous. "It has been demonstrated that a frog can live without brains." "Oh, well, there are quite a number of human beings who come pretty near Aoing it."~Brot>klja LUa. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 18, 1904 NEW INDUSTRY FOR WOMEN Out in California They Get Dlsh-Rs.ga from the Garden Instead of from the Stores. A novel enterprise, that of raising dish-rags, is being exploited by a number of southern California horti culturists, who received the inspira tion for the scheme from Charles Richardson, whose gardens in Pasa dena are becoming famous for their remarkable productions. Mr. Rich ardson has successfully raised many growths new to American soil, and this year is exceeding all his pre vious triumphs by raising thousands of dish-rags. Last year Mr. Richardson's string beans, which measured 43 inches in length, created a stir, but dish-rag vines, which, with their pendant dish rags—twine about orange trees, palm 9, evergreens and peach trees, and peek in at the two-story windows, bid fair to win the championship from tha beans. These dish-rags, or vegetable sponges, as they are sometimes called, SBBISJB GATHERING "DISHRAGS." aro indigenous to Africa, but now 11 has been demonstrated that they will thrive in this country they are bound to become a popular production. The New York Tribune says tha! the graceful foliage vines are not onlj ornamental, but they bear in profu sion a fibrous sponge that is eminent* ly useful for bathing, as well as foi scouring pans and kettles. Imaging picking dish-rags in one's garden, jus| as one would pick blackberries, 01 imagine having *lnes ail laden with dish-rags clambering over ono'i kitchen windows, so that all on* needs to do is to stretch out an arm and pull one in. Such an arrange* ment would be much easier than go ing to the ragbag or buying dish rags at stores. These curious vegetables assume thi form and appearance of cucumbers, and hang on the vines until their green coats become brown and dry like parchment. At this stage they are ready to harvest. After they are picked the brow® coat is removed, and an extremely strong and compact fibrous sponge is revealed. Through the center of this sponge, in three lengthwise compartments, are many black seeds which shake out easily. In the Pasadena garden these spongej have averaged eight inches in length. A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER Present Fashion Is Against the Dis play of Rings and Jewels in the Daytime. "Women are not wearing rings aa they did several years ago," said a well-known expert, when asked If rings are no longer stylish. "They buy more rings than ever before, but they use them only for full dress. "Why, aa recently as five years ago the sex had a craze for making pawn shop displays on their hands, and wore rings morning, noon and night, any where and everywhere. Even wom en in the deepest mourning did not discard their rings. "Rut it is not so now. The ma tron is content with wearing her wed ding ring, even putting aside her en gagement ring, while her single sis ter, if she wears even one ring, usu ally adopts a plain dull gold seal ring adorned with her coat-of-arma or somebody else's. "Rings are brought out with the stars, but it is now considered quite vulgar to burden the hands with them in the daylight."—N. Y. Sun. Cream for Chapped Hands. A cream for chapped hands, which is also a whitener, Is made as fol lows: One ounce white wax, one ounce spermaceti, one ounce nut oil, all add ed to one-quarter ounce camphor gum dissolved in one ounce olive oil. Meit together and beat to a cream. Rub into the hands after bathing them in wa>m water and castile soap. The cure is aided by sleeping in loose kid gloves after the application, as this prevents the cream rubbing off during the night; it also causes a slight per spiration of the hands, which U whitening. A Born Diplomat. He —Miss DeJones, Clara, I nerei loved any one but you. Will you bi my wife? She —But I've been told that yov proposed to four other girls within 1 month. He —True, darling, but I did It merelj for practice, so I wouldn't blunder It proposing to jou,—Cincinnati En quirer* LOUISVILLE FOWL A FREAK. Has the Head of a Chicken and the Body of a Duck and Quacks and Cackles. A thoroughly developed duck, so far as feet, wings and body are concerned, surmounted with a head which would do credit to the proudest cock that ever strutted a barn yard, is a fowl owned by Albert G. Eilers, who lives on the Beardstown pike, two miles from Louisville, Ky. The bird has just passed its first birthday, and for the past 12 months has been an object of unparalleled curiosity. Mr. Eilers is the proprietor of a gro cery and saloon, and as a side issue is a chicken and dog fancier. He also has a number of ducks of the ordinary white variety, and it was one of these which hatched the freak fowl last sum mer. When the chicken-duck first ap peared Mr. Eilers knew not what to do with it. He scarcely expected it to live on account of its deformities, but after a sickly week or two it began to grow and thrive, until it now weighs nearly six pounds. The bird was hatched from a duck's egg, and for a week was cared for by a mother duck. The mother soon noticed the curious build of the fowl, however, and imme diately disowned her offspring. Mr. Eilers then carefully cared for it until it was able to secure its own living among the chickens and ducks of his barn yard. The head of the hybrid is as perfect ly constructed as that of any chicken. The bill is slightly longer than that usually owned by chickens, but the head and comb are exact. The neck is long and carries the head erect, but at its base the resemblance to a chicken ceases entirely. The body is long and low and waddles about on a pair of short legs to which are appended webbed feet. The wings are large and capable of carrying the bird a consid erable distance through the air. The fowl takes to water as readily as a duck, but eats everything peculiar to a chicken. Its voice is the most pecul iar part about its make-up. At times the "quack! quack!" of a duck is heard all over the lot, and an instant later the "cackle! cackle!" of a chicken al most destroys the equilibrium of any curious observer. TREELESS PASTURE SHADE Progressive Dairymen Nowadays Pro vide Shelter for Cows from the Rays of the Sun. It has been demonstrated to be such a profitable necessity that progressive dairymen are now providing some means for shade in treeless pastures. Almost any sort of a shed constructed of old lumber, or poles covered with PASTURE SHADE FOR COWS. boughs, fodder, straw, etc., will an awer the purpose. Where lumber Is expensive and green boughs are not readily at hand a cheap cotton cover may be used very effectively and eco nomically, as shown in the cut. The pasture fence will serve as one side of such a shed, setting posts at conveni ent distances from same upon which to lay the cross-pieces as indicated.— Farm and Home. When the Lightning Strikes. Here is a suggestion from an ex change that may prove of some value: The season of lightning losses is now on. A large share of losses which the farmers' mutual insurance com panies are called upon to pay is caused by loss of stock by lightning. This results from the almost universal uso of wire fencing for the pastures and the failure to properly ground the wires, the wire on the fence being able to carry a current heavy enough to kill stock half a mile from the point of discharge. A crow bar, some short pieces of wire and a man can protect an ordinary pasture In half 4 day. A piece of wire attached to the fence wire and run in the ground to a depth of three feet will do the work if placed every 30 or 40 rods along the fence. Retopping of Apple Trees. In answer to the inquiry: "Will it pay to re-top a large sweet apple tree, a foot or more in diameter?" the Maine experiment station says that apple trees up to a foot 111 diameter may be top worked if unsatisfactory. Care should be used that too much of the top is not removed in any one year. Cut off about one-third of the top the first year and in sert scions on stubs not more than two or three inches in diameter. The next year remove more of the top and insert other scions, and the following year complete the work. Gilt Edge Farm Butter. The old churn used 10 turn out fino butter on the farm. To-day, with tha knowledge of handling, ripening and churning that has become so general, the churn should be able to turn out rteally gilt-edge butter. Such buttar would promptly put a profit into dairy farming.—Midland Farmer. You can't buy experienca en credit. Explained His Assertion. By the use of the i-nlir.p solution the Cheerful Idiot, who hpii Urn punched in the jaw for a previous oji'vfe, was re i rived. "What did vou mean?" asked the anxious watchers, "w hen you f-ai1 to 1903 about 4,000,000 emigrants left Ireland. 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FAST TRAINS I St. Louis to Texas I " Katy Fair Special" jMKI It U "The Katy Flyer" at G Strawberry and Vegetable Dealers The Passenger Department of the Illinois Central Railroad Company have recently issued a publica tion known us Circular No. 12, in which la described the best territory in this country for the KrovrhiK of early strawberries and ear'y vegetables. Kvery dealer in such products shoti d address a postal card to the undorsiKned at iningi k, ion A, requesting a eopv of ** Circular No. 12. " J. F. MJKKKY, Asst. (ien'l Pass'r Agent. 7