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Unmarried.
* The innovation in vistlr.g cards intro
duced by a young St. Louis man of hav
ing printed the word "unmarried" on the
lower left-hand corner may prove popu
lar. says the Globe-Democrat. It not only
supplies information that may be useful,
but seems also an unobtrusive invitation.
To call attention to the fact of his state
of single blessedness in so pointed a man
ner suggests t hat he is open to proposals.
This is leap year. Young men with the
word "unmarried" on their cards should
be prepared to be leaped at. It is possi
ble the reason why there is a constantly
growing number of bachelors is because
no one has sufficiently impressed upon
them the advantages of a matrimonial
existence. Busy young men occasionally
ruminate on the blessings of married life,
but their minds need to be jogged oftener.
As is old-fashioned religion, there ought,
to be "revivals" in connubial matters,
and leap years are a good time to hold
them. The youth of 1850 and thereabout
put off getting religion in those days as
the youth of this period put off getting
married. It took a great many protract
ed meetings to get them all to the mercy
seat. What we need now is matrimonial
evangelist who will hold protracted
meetings and get the young folks all mar
ried off. These things shouldn't be left
to the hit or miss no-method 3f the times,
if marriage can't be made compulsory by
law for everybody at the age of 18, then
protracted meetings are the next best
thing. The value of parlor protracted
meetings in this particular are recog
nized by everybody. The printing of the
word "unmarried" on every eligible
man's visiting card is a step in the right
direction. It sort of opens up the sub
ject, like a topic written on a slip of pa
per at a conversation party. .Much good
ought to come from a general adoption of
the practice.
Oak and Ivy.
Women occasionally do things for
which they are unfit, in oratory they
frequently recall Doctor Johnson's il
lustration of the dog who could walk
like a man. Men also occasionally do
things for which they are unfit. More
over, says Collier's Weekly, it is silly
to expect every individual to imitate
the average or the type. That women
as a sex are not made especially for
physicians or attorneys is poor reason
for objecting to the occasional woman
who gains happiness, occupation and
support from medicine or law. The
ivy metaphor is flattering to the oak,
and was invented by a man; like the
fable of the lion. What truth it con
tains, which is much, despite its ex
aggeration, is as secure in our democ
racy of sex as in the most approved
harem. Often i lie woman who lias the
most free mind and purpose best knows
and illuminates the relation in which
greater physical delicacy makes her
assume fho role of the ivy more often
than that of oak; although still more
frequently, and happily, a role which
is neither ivy nor oak, but something
too full of variety and interaction for
any vegetable comparison.
Pianos, thinks Collier's Weekly,
should be licensed like any other in
dulgence which affects the welfare of
others. A man may drink what ho
likes in his own home, but for the
serving of drinks in public houses a
license is required. Boarding houses
ar.d hotels should not only be com
pelled to obtain license for pianos used
upon tlieir premises, and high licenses
\t that, but the performer should be
forced to prove that he is competent to
perform upon the instrument. There
is no reason why a piano player, nn>
more than a barber or a physician,
should operate in public without cer
tificate or license.
The greatest advance in any commer
cial product recently has been in radium.
If anybody happened to have a lew
pounds on hand the rise in the market
would be worth something. The ad
vance amounted to $ 1,200,000 pc r pound,
which makes the article worth close to
$12,000,000 per pound. If there is dan
ger of any further advance investors
had better get in as soon as possible. It
has been predicted that radium would
soon be as cheap as sawdust, but as yet
one could buy enough sawdust with a
pound of radium to make a pile about
high as Pike's peak.
WORK OF REPUBLICAN PARTY.
Every Progressive Movement Placed
to the Credit of Republican
Legislation.
When the record of things done by the
republican party coir.es to be made lip
the Panama canal will be placed among
its greatest achievements. It will be
many years yet before the canal will be
completed, and by some unfortunate
concurrence of events a democratic ad
ministration may possibly come on be
fore the work is finished, but the most
important part of the work has been
done. The decision to build a canal, the
adoption of a route, 'he negotiations
with the French company, the obtaining
of its concessions arnl franchises, the
treaty with Panama, the financingof the
enterprise, the pledging of the United
States government, to the construction
and control of the canal —all this has
been done. The mere construction of
the canal, though a great work, is unim
portant compared with the preliminary
work, and follows as a matter of course.
Bays the Indianapolis Journal.
History will show that every progres
sive step in the enterprise has been taken
under a republican administration. The
treaty with Great Britain removing the
obstacles of the Clayton-Bulwer treaty,
and the later treaties, negotiations, dis
patches and correspondence were all
signed by a republican secretary of
state or a republican president. The nec
essary legislation was passed by a re
publican congress over the determined
opposition of some democratic mem
bers. Every act of the president and
secretary of state in furtherance of the
enterprise has been denounced or criti
cized by democrats. The canal commis
sion, which will begin the work, will be
appointed by a republican president, and
It would not be surprising if the work
should be prosecuted to completion by
successive republican administrations.
The greatest contribution of modern
times to the world's commerce and prog
ress will be distinctly an achievement
of the republican party.
It has been so from the beginning.
From the successful prosecution of the
war for the preservation of the union,
from the creation of the new south, the
establishment of the national bank sys
tem, the resumption of specie payment,
the establishment of the single go'd
standard, the development of American
industries by protection, the liberation
of Cuba, the successful prosecution of
the war with Spain, the building tip of a
modern navy, the advancement of the
United States to a .'irst place among the
world powers, the pacification of the
Philippines, the winning of diplomatic
victories for collective civilization and
the construction of the Panama canal —
the record of the republican party is one
of things done.
Can anybody tell what the democratic
party has done? It has a record, but
what good thing has it accomplished,
and what great achievement of the re
publican party has it not opposed? In
this practical age a progressive people
should stand with the party that docs
things.
DEMOCRATS ALWAYS WRONG
They Arc Bound to Kick Up a Fuss
No Matter Which Way
Things Go.
The democratic party in congress,
under the leadership of Senator Gor
man, has engaged in systematic oppo
sition to the increase of the navy—to
any increase of the navy.
The democrats admit that their policy
Is futile. It is astonishing that they
do not see that it is also suicidally fool
ish, says the Chicago Inter Ocean.
The United States has a greater ex
tent of seacoast than any other nation
except the British empire.
Furthermore, the United States is
pledged, by its unvarying policy for
three-quarters of a century, and by
the firmest convictions of its people, to
the maintenance of the Monroe doctrine.
When the Monroe doctrine is at
tacked, as it will be unless the Tinted
States makes itself so strong and ready
that none will dare attack it, the at
tack will be made by sea power. To
ward off such attack the United States
must have sea power.
Yet the United States to-day ranks
only fifth among the nations of the
world in sea power. And of the four
nations whose fleets surpass that of
the United States three would gain
greatly by breaking down the Monroe
doctrine.
These are the fundamental facts of
the situation. These facts were never
more widely appreciated by the Amer
ican people, nor were the consequences
of a failure in sea power ever more
clearly understood, than they are to
day.
Yet tie national democracy, through
Its representatives in congress, row
attacks the sea power of the nation and
Beel:s to prevent its growth. Under
pretense of working for peace demo
cratic congressmen advocate a policy
that would make war certain.
The question that forces itself upon
every thinking American is:
Can the democratic party ever prove
itself worthy to rule this nation?
Can the democratic party ever get
right?
Platform of Cleveland.
Mr. Cleveland thus emphatically de
fines himself on what the. next demo
cratic platform should be: "Let that
message be expressed in language easily
understood, ur.c.or.fused by evasion and
untouched by the taint of jugglery. Ob
solete issues and questions r,o longer
challenging popular interest should bo
manfully abandoned." Does Mr. Cleve
land really expect all thntfrom thedemo
cratie party, after his extended experi
ence with it? Probably the platiorm
will be the joint producUon of Gorman,
Tillman ar.d Stor.e, with a Brian walk
out.—L#ouis Globe-Deiiiocrat.
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THCJRSDAV, MARCH 24. 1904.
A FETICH OF FREE TRADE.
Absurd Chorus That Is Being Set 'CTj)
by Democrats About Protec
tion and War.
The strange oMiquity of vision that
affects free traders whenever they touch
upon their hoTjby is observable in the
discussion ol' the various questions
growing out of the Russo-Japaneso
war. Some of them go so far, says the
Troy (N. Y.) Times, as to trace a con
nection between protection and that un
j fortunate and lamentable conflict. The
I Kansas City Journal, for instance, dis
j covers that the war had its inception in
the efforts of Russia to shut out Man
churia, which it controls, from the trade
of other nations, and it reasons itself to
the conclusion that there would be no
disputes togo to war about were the
' principle of free trade universally rec
ognized.
Other worshipers of the free-trade
fetich of course find this doctrine much
to their taste, and we may now expect,
the changes to be rung on the danger of
protection as a menace to the peace of
the world. Some newspapers that cer
tainly should and which perhaps in re
ality do know better are joining in the
absurd chorus. Here is what the Phil
| adelphia Record, which sees everything
j through free trade spectacles, has to say:
| "What is most remarltab'.e in conntc
j tlon with this subject (s the fact that the
j government of this country, or rather
the party exercising its control, jeaiouply
I maintains a narrow and hostile prottc
! tive system while making ostentatious pa
! rade of all means (save the effs-ctive
! one of free trade) to extend the country's
fori ign commerce. The administration
| insists that there shall Tie an "open door"
j in China to the trade of ali nations, anil
; throws every diplomatic obstacle, includ
' tng threats, in the way of Russia's policy
j of exclusion in Manchuria,
j "While pledged to the strictest neutrals
i ity by the principles and traditions of
j the government, th. doctrine is open
! ly preached in ail circles of the party
;of protection from the administration
: outward, that should Russia prove vic
i Lorious in this war with Japan we
wou'.ei not consent to the application
| eif a protective system to Manchuria
I and Korea by the government at St.
i Petersburg. Although the administration
| is not likely togo to war in behalf of the
! "open door"—for the American people would
i not permit it —is there- not something sa
il ntly ludicrous in this attitude while we
j maintain a high tariff wall against then st
j of the world'.' is there not in this a half
j faceel homage on the part of the champions
j ol protection to the genius of free trade?
I ... The truth is that free trade Eng-
I land is thi only great nation tl at can with
; consistency inslsj upon the 'open door' to
i commerce; and the English apparently
| have no notion of going to war with Rus
sia on this issme."
it is difficult to regard such arguments
las these with patience. To even inti
{ mate that protection is the cause of
! wars such as that now raging in the lar
! east and that if free trade were ujiiver
l sal there would be no strife among na
i tions is to show a mental perversity
; that is more pitiable than reprehensible.
! As to the hostilities between Russia and
! Japan, the statement by Mr. Takahira,
i the Japanese minister at Washington,ln
| a magazine article by him which has
just appeared, makes the situation very
I dear, at least as far as Mr. Takahira's
! government is concerned. Japan is
I fighting to resist encroachments which
I involve the gravest danger to that coun
j try, for the absorption of Manchuria by
! Russia means inevitably the ab.-orp
| tion of Korea, and that in turn would in
j evitably threaten the integrity and safe
jty of Japan. There is not a word in all
j this about trade or tariffs or open ports.
! However, Japan has to a large extent
I forestalled criticism by promising that
; Korea shall remain independent and
; that its trade shall be open to the
world.
But this does not mean free trade or
anything like it. When the United
States favors the "open door" policy it
| in no way stultifies itself, as these
! critics would make it appear it does.
| It simply stands for the policy of all
I nations being treated alike, just, as it
! treats all alike who deal with this
country, except in an especial case such
as that of Cuba, which is allowed tariff
privileges in recognition of Us youth
i and weakness. But the "open door"
| does not imply that the nations of the
world shall abolish duties and adopt
I free trade. As a matter of fac* every
I government 112 any standing levies du
| ties on imports—and even so-called freo
I trade England gets a considerable share
J of its revenue from that source. The
United States could not be guilty of the
impropriety of asking the nations to
abandon their tariffs. It would be quick
! ly and properly rebuked if it did. But
! there is no impropriety in asking that
Americans be allowed to trade in Man-
I churia or anywhere else on the same
| terms as those accorded to others.
And as to free trade being such a
! panacea for war, once more let "free j
j trade England" be cited as an exam- j
j pie. Has her relinquishment of pro- '
| tection prevented her from serious em
| broilment with other powers or led to
| her disarmament in the assured faith
that fighting shall he no more?
HL ,
irrMr. Bryan has gotton to a point
j where he believes that a declaration of
' beliefs in free silver suffices, without fur
ther explanations.—Washington Star.
U ?"'Opport unity," writes Mr. Cleve
land, "may be only distantly related to '
actual accomplishment." The demo
crats who voted the republican ticket in '
1890 and 1900 brought the two together !
in great shape. St. Louis Globe-Demo- j
crat.
is due to Mr. Bryan to say that j
he docs not shrink from the task of do- !
ing the reaffirming for the whole party |
—Chicago Tribune.
c The onetime democratic fear that j
Bryan would bolt is now succeeded uy g
republican anxiety lest he do not.—St.
Louis Republic (Dem.).
P'Mr. Cleveland's allusion to Mr.
Bryan in connection with an idle wind if
unfortunate. Mr. Bryan's wind is any
thing but idle, but since IS9G hais been in
dustriously turning the wheels for a very
comfortable grist of dollars; and they
are gold dollars, or their equivalents, at
that. —Indianapolis Journal.
BLUE FOV FARMING.
On an Alatknu Inland a Wisconsin
■liinlnrNM )lan Han l,f)0» Aiiliuul*
Wlioan I' HI- !«■ Worth Iruiu 'leu (U
IJsliiy Hollar* I'.aili.
(Jeorge T. Scove, after an absence
of nearly six years on an isolated
island off the Alaskan roast, is in
Manitowoc, Wis., spending the winter
■with relatives. He is the son of IT.
M. Scove, a former well known ship
builder, and was born and educated in
Manitowoc. In 1898 lie went, to Alas
ka and acquired some mining proper
ty, on which he prospected for ft
3'ear, and then associated with liim
Charles L. Mann, of Milwaukee, the
latter taking a half interest in the
mines, with the stipulation that
Scove should engage in the bins fox
farming business with parties having
equal ownership in the mines and
the new Industry.
Scove preempted Patterson island,
located off the southeast coast of
1 Alaska, (if) miles north of the interna
tional boundary line. Scove then went
to Prince William sound and pur
chased CO pair of the best breed of
! blue foxes and took them to Patterson
Island by water, a distance of several
i hundred miles. Here he had shacks
and fish shanties erected. The foxes,
though used to a more northerly ell*
| mate, thrived, but High island, ad
joining Patterson island, separated
! by a channel only 100 yards wifle, was
| an attractive spot for the foxes, and
they swam across and inhabited High
island. He then found it necessary to
purchase this island, too, to save his
stock.
The foxes care for themselves, with
the exception of their feed. They
subsist entirely on fish-and berries.
During the salmon run large quanti
ties are caught at the mouths of in
lets and are smoked and preserved
for the season. Other varieties, such
or, halibut, cob, dog fish, .shark and
flounder, are caught during the sum
mer months.
The foxes have reguln.r feeding
places on the islands, and receive
their "rations" every afternoon.
During the five years the 6(i pair
have increased to over 1,500 foxes.
The fur is one of the most expensive
in the market today, and brings a
price of from $lO to SBO, according to
the quality, size and color of the fur.
The color ranges from a maltese to
a dark navy blue. London is the gen
eral market for blue fox furs, which
are used extensively in dress trim
mings.
NEW CURE FOR LOCKJAW.
Mltltvny lien Invent Kleetroiioinelrr
\% lllcli Xliry U <>]><■ Will br »1 Ureal
Vac In Nerval!* Dlwc-ukcn.
Capillary electronometer is the
j name of a new instrument delicate
I enough to register the minute dis
charges of electricity in nerves and
muscles. The invention will greatly
nid the cure of lockjaw, they hope,
and be of great use in nervous dis
eases. It is a device conceived by the
research workers in the physiological
laboratory at the University of Chi
cago, its inventors being C. C. Outli
ne, E. P. Lyon and P. 11. Rieske.
A fine glass tube with a hole in it
no larger than a capillary gland on
the back of a human hand is the
mechanism of the instrument. The
tube at one end contains mercury,
which penetrates the small extremity
of the tube. The tube rests iu a cup
of acid, and the two are joined by
platinum wire.
All life action is chemical and elec
trical, the inventors believing, and by
the action of the electrical discharge
from a moving muscle on the mer
cury in the tube the amount of ener
gy expended may be gauged.
This Is Miraculous.
Manhattan, Kans., March 11. —One of
the strangest cases that has e»er been
heard of in Riley Co. is that of the three
year-old daughter of Mr. Jonas Brubaker
of this place.
Some time ago the little girl took whoop
ing cough, wnich was followed bv pneu
monia. When the pneumonia left lier, she
was taken down with malaria fever with
at times symptoms of Spinal Meningitis.
The family doctor brought licr safely
through these troubles, but after the fever
Bright's Disease set in and the doctors
gave her up. Her father tells the rest of
| the story:
"We began to give her Dodd's Kidney
Pills and after she had taken about three
nnd a half boxes, she was entirely cured.
Now she is well as any child, running and
playing as if nothing had ever been the
matter with her. The doctors said she
j was beyond the reach of medicine. Dodd's
Kidney Pills certainly saved our little
girl's life, when she was so far into the
chronic stage of Blight's Disease that we
thought nothing could save her."
One sig Braid.
Towne—Tfer hair is positively golden.
Browne—So they say, but it' seems very
! strange to mc. I knew her when she was
a little girl.
| 'Well?"
"Well, it was merely plailod then."—
Philadelphia Press.
10, COO Plnnts for lGe.
' This is a remarkable oiler the John A.
Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., makes.
They will send you their big plant and
seed catalog, together with enough seed to
i grow
1,000 fine, solid Cabbages,
2,000 delicious Carrots,
2,000 blanching, nutty Celery,
2,000 rich, buttery Lettuce,
1,000 splendid Onions,
1,000 rare, luscious Radishes,
1,000 gloriously brilliant Flowers.
This great oiler is made in order to in
duce you to try their warranted seeds—
for when you once plant them you will
grow no others, and
ALL I'OR BUT lGc TOSTAOE,
providing you will return this notice, and
if you will send them 20c in postage, they
S will add to the above a package of the fa
| mcus Berliner Cauliflower, [lv. L.J
"Pa, how much is Mr. Rockefeller
wcrth?" "Oh, about a billion dollars, my
eon." "How much is that in doughnuts,
j pa?"— Town Topics.
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Fastidious.
TfTe front porch ia dreadfully dirty,
Brlnra."
J'Tos, T fcnow. But the new girl PUT*
r"i> won't wash it off until lier trunk
comes."
"And what has ker trunk to do with
it?"
"She says she always wean her best
stockings when she washes porches."—
Cleveland I'lain Dealer.
ECZEMA ON HANDS.
Iled, Rough Utindi, Itching, Ilurnisg
I'alma and I'uinful Finger Ladi
—One Night Treatment.
Soak the hands on retiring in a strong,
hot, creamy lather ol Cutieura Soap. Dry,
and anoint freely with Cutieura, the great
skin cure and purest of emollients. Wear,
during the uight, olel, loose kiel gloves
with the finger ends cut off and air holes
cut in the palms. For red, rough, chapped
hands, dry, lissureel, itching, feverish j
palms, with shapeless nails and painful
linger ends, this treatment is simply won
derful. Complete external and internal
treatment for every humor from pimples
to scrofula, from infancy to age, consist
ing of Cutieura Soap, Ointment, and Rills,
may now be had of all chemists for §I.OO.
Not Bigoted.
Brown—l thought you were a vegetari
an. but I hear you eat mutton.
Robinson—l am not a bigoted vege
tarian. i only eat the meat of such ani
mals as live on vegetable food.—Stray
Stories.
Salaer'a Home Builder Corn.
So named because 50 acres produced go
heavily, that its proceeds built a lovely
home. See Salzer's catalog. Yielded in
1903 in Ind. 157 bu., Ohio 160 bu., Tenn.
08 bu., nnel in Mien. 220 bu. per acre.
You can beat this record in 1901.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TIIESE YIELDS
TER ACHE?
120 bu. Beardless Barley per acre.
310 bu. Salter's New national Oats per A.
SO bu. Salzer Spelt* and Macaroni Wheat.
1,000 bu. Pedigree Potatoes per acre.
14 tons of rich Billion Dollar Crass Hay.
60,000 lbs. Victoria Rape for sheep—per A.
100,000 lbs. Teosinte, the fodder wonder.
54,000 lbs. Salzer's Superior Fodder Corn
—rich, juicy fodder, per A.
Now such yields you can have, Mr.
Farmer, in 1904, if you will plant Salzer's
seeds.
JCST SEND THIS NOTICE AND 10c
in stamps to John A. Saber Seed Co., La
Crosse, \\ is., and receive their great cata
log and lots of farm -eed samples. [K. L.J
"Smithers has an auto with the biggest
record in the state." "Speed, accidents, or
manglcel pedestrians?"— Cincinnati Times-
Star.
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$30.00 St. Louis to California $30.00
via The Iron Mountain Route.
These tickets will lie on sale daily during
March and April, when l'ullman"Tourist
Sleeping Cars will be operated dnilv be
tween St. Louis, Los Angeles and San Fran
cisco. Particulars from any Agent of the
Company. H. C. TOWNSEKD, O. P. &T.
Agent, St. Louis.
There is nothing new under the sun.
Radium, for example, is merely the latest
old thing that has been discovered.—Puck.
Save the baby with TToxsie's Croup
Cure. The only cure and preventive for
Membranous Croup, Pneumonia and Diph
theria. No opium. No Nausea. 50 cts.
A woman is never too good to be true. —
Chicago Daily i.ews.
Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of
as a cough cure. J. W. O'llnen, 322 T .ird
Ave., N., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. 6, 1900.
A propensity to hope and joy is real
riches; one to fear and sorrow, real pov
erty.—llumc.
To Cure a Cold In One Daj".
Take Laxative Brorao Quinine Tablets. All I
druggi.'U refund moneyifit fails to cure. 25c.
A big head has no shoM against a big
heart.—Ram's liorn.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes are fast to light i
and washing.
The coming man is usually one who has ;
already arrived. 1
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THC OCNTAtn COMPANY. NEW YOAK CITY.
Ha Didn't Hav« to Prove It.
The other day • stranger stepped *fl
the train at Hopkins ana said to a man
on the depot platform: "Can you tell in«i
| who is tlio h£H lawyer in this towr," "E
' am." replied the man on the platform,
without hesitation. The stranger saemea
j somewhat dieconcerted by this display of*
egotism and gently said: "Excuse me, sir.
but I ( should hke to have you prove it.
"Don't iiave to prove it, sir," answered
the man cr. the platform. "I admit it. I
am the only lawyer in the town sir." And
immediately the stranger got a lawyer
snd the lawyer got a client.—Kansas Citf
Journal.
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i 930.00 St. Louis to California $30.00
via The Iron Mountain Route.
' Those tickets will be on sale daily during*
March and April, when Pullman Tourist,
Bleeping Cars will be operated daily be
tween St. Louis, Los Angeles and Rnn Fran
cisco. Particulars from any Agent of the
| Company. H. C. Townsend, G. P. &T.
I Agent, St. Louis.
j Brnstg—"l owe nothing to any man.'*
i Newitt—"Oh, yes you do." liragg—"No*
[ sir;" Newitt—Oh, yes You owe an apol
| oey to every man who has to listen to yon
| blow."—Philadelphia Press.
It Cures While You Walk.
Allen's Foot-Kane is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callus, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FRKE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Hoy, N. Y
"De man dat thinks he knows it •11,"'
•aid Lncle Eben, "is kep' busy wonderin'
how so many foolish people kin prosper.'*"
—Washington Star.
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Many weak, suf-
fering women do not
know that their kid-
Ik neys are sick. Back-
B ache tells of sick kid-
V ncys and so do urin
ary disorders. Sick
kidneys make bad
blood, and bad blood
J makes bad digestion,
heart palpitation, diz
zy headaches, nerv—
ousness, sleepless
ness, sciatica, rheu
matic pains and con
stant depression.
Can't bo restore#
I to health until the kidneys are cured.
! Read how one woman was restored by
using Doan's Kidney Pills:
Mrs. 11. A. Van Sickle, 311 Cth Ave.,
S. \V„ Roanoke, Va., says: "Kidney
trouble wa3 hereditary in our family
and I had been so continually afflicted
j with the disease that I began to de*
spair of even temporary relief. Some
times I suffered so severely that 1 wafc
confined to my bed. The aching in my
back was intense and the kidney dis
order caused an excess of uric acid in
my blood which impaired my digestio'u
1 was compelled to deny myself of many
of the little delicacies of diet. The
doctors diagnosed my case as conges
tion of the kidneys. I had about given
up hope when I began using Doan's
Kidney Pills, but I took only a fe%
doses when their curative powers were
proven to my satisfaction. I liav©
never been without them in the house
since."
Doan's Kidney Pills-are sold by all
dealers; price, 50 cents; or mailed on
receipt of price by Foster-Mil bum Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y. Write for free trial.
The Weakest Feints
I In othor fencing art ilrnrr Inotn. L«t mt.xaall
I you a 112 rat sample to prove 11.
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