| KEEPING CHRISTMAS | A Hj Henry Van Djkr. |t! © K © It is a good thing to observe $ y Christmas Day. The mere mark- Ve May Hop* for tli* Couiing of tlie Millennium. Fellow-Citizens: Upon this, the birth cf a new year, let us resolve: Never again to ask our wife what she 3id "with all that five dollars" we gave her three months before; To own up, without equivocation, that we were asleep in church; Not to attempt to eat the things that we know do not agree with us; To stop reading a paper that we do not like, instead of forever grumbling over it; Not to complain about our neighbor's chickens, when our own dog runs loose; To respect our wife's opinion when it is contrary to ours; To refrain from demanding, "What Is the matter with the dinner?".when, if we looked at the clock, we would see that it is not yet time for it; Not to deride ping-pong—and then adopt it; Not to tell the president what he ought to do; To admit that other persons' motives are as good as ours; Then to die right away quick, ere our halo becomes tarnished. —Edwin L. Sa bin, in Puck. ONE DAY'S GRACE. Dearborn —Going to receive callers on New Year's day at your house? La Salle—No; the bill collectors don't begin to get around till the 2d.—Chicago Daily News. Unalloyed Blian. "Aren't you going to wear that neck tie I gave ycu on Christmas?" inquired Mr. Meekton's wife. "Of course, I am. Henrietta. I was saving it up. I'm going to wear that red necktie and my nile green smoking jacket and my purple and yellow socks, and smoke one of those birthday cigars you gave me, all at once."—Washington Star. Hall and Pnrpirpl!. Good-by, Old year, good-by— good-bv! tor thee a tear and Heartfelt slph— Howe'er the New Year work his will, riiy gifts were good—we love thee still. ! —Detroit Free Progs. Fir>t Christ man Celebration. Christmas was first celebrated as a | f«ast of the Christian church about the •ear 190 A. D. ♦ X ; CHRISTMAS SENTIMENTS ♦ 4 "> i'linrlf* UlckeiiM. X ♦ Christmas time! That man ♦ tmust be a misanthrope, indeed, T in whose breast something like X ♦ a jovial feeling is not roused — * in whose mind some plea.-ant x ♦ associations are not awakened— X X j\y the recurrence of Christinas. ♦ 1 here are few people who will T ♦ tell you that Christmas is not X J to them what it used to be; that ♦ t °ach succeeding Christmas has X ♦ found some cherished hope or X J liappy prospect of the year be- ♦ » fore, dimmed or passed away; T ♦ that rlie present only serves to X X remind them of reduced circum- ♦ ♦ stances and straitened Incomes T ♦ —of the feasts they once bo- X T stowed on hollow friends, and <> ♦ °t the cold looks that meet them X ♦ now, in adversity and misfor X X tune. X X Never heed such dismal rem- X ♦ iniscences. There arc few men X who have lived long enough in the world, who cannot call up X ♦ such thoughts any day in the <> X year. Then do not select the T ♦ merriest of the three hundred ♦ and sixty-five, but draw your ♦ X chair nearer the blazing fire. X ♦ flnd thank Gorl it's no worse. X Our life on ir, but your Christ- o mas shall be merry, and your ♦ New Year a happy one. X t * ♦ "y C'linrle* U.-inicr. ♦ ♦ It is impossible to conceive of X any Holiday that could take the ♦ place of Christmas, nor. indfe i X j would it seem that human wit X X could invent another so adapted ♦ x 10 humanity. The obvious in- X ♦ tention of it is to bring togeth- ♦ T e| ". for a season at least, all men ♦ <► in the exercis-? of a common Z ♦ •charity and a fooling of good X T will, tue poor and the rich. t'ic ♦ $ successful and the unfortunate. X ♦ that all the world may feel that X X in the time called the truce of ♦ » God the thing common to all X ♦ men is the best thing in life. « X * ♦ <► H.v Hninlllon \v. Mr. I>le. T X He who does not see in the ♦ X legend of Santa Claus a beauti- T ♦ f" 1 faith on one side and the X X naive emuodiment of a divine ♦ A fact on the other is no tit to T ▼ have a place at the Christmas A X board. For him there should be ♦ » neither carol nor holly nor mis X ♦ tletoe; they only shall keep the X X feast to whom all these things ♦ tare but the outward and visible X signs of an inward anu spiritual X X grace. 4 ♦ ♦ ♦ By Mntthew Henry. T We put ourselves in the way ♦ X of divine visits, when we em- X j ploy ourselves in honest busi- X X ness. Tidings of Christ's birth ♦ ♦ were brought to the shepherds, T ♦ when tuey were keeping their ♦ X flocks. ♦ ♦ X ♦ ll}' HnrKnrpt Pullpr Omili. X If ever there was an occasion X ♦ when the arts could become all X ♦ hut omnipotent in the service of ♦ X a holy thought it is this of the T ♦ birtii of the child Jesus. X By Edtrnnl Everett. ♦ May this hallowed and gra- X J clous time c.iffuse its innocent x A cheer through every family cir- X ♦ cle, and scatter its bounties ♦ X largely among the children of X $ want! X t * t Hy Cioorsre Mncilonnld. My heart was glad that Christ- X ♦ mas eve—just rs if the Babe ♦ o tii. same night. Anu is He not * X always coming to us afresh in ♦ X every chnuuKe feeling that X ♦ awakes in the hearts of His peo- X | Die? * A NEW ORLEANS CHRISTMAS. It I* a Veritable Kourtli of July Cclc. brut ioit ill Tliat City o( tlie South. "The days preceding Christmas ara punctuated at intervals with the sharp tones of firecrackers, merely to keep thai world from forgetting that Christmas is almost at hand," writes Julia Truitti Bishop of "Where Christmas is Liko Fourth of July," descriptive of Christ mas scenes and customs in New Orleans, in the Ladies' Home Journal. "One fire cracker at a time is set off, for it is sinful) to waste a whole bunch at once until! Christmas eve. Every night the tu mult increases, a kind of jubilant ap plause in mild explosives, a mere inti mation of what is coming later. Every; business house which can under anyi pretense 'handle' fireworks, handles them by the ton. Even the windows of the grocery stores are filled with them, for the grocer has recognized that thero are people in New Orleans who may; dispense with roast turkey stuffed withi truffles, but nobody can do without fire works. There are hundreds of childrea who never hang up a stocking, but every one of them would think the world was coming to an end if there were no fire works for him on the one night of all the year." FVlendlj- A.ilvfce« "Yes," said the fairy prince, "yon may have whatever you want for a Christmas present." "I will choose," said the fortunat® person, "either a wife or an automo bile." "How foolish!" exclaimed the fairy; prince. "Why do you not select some thing that you can manage?"— Balt imore American. Ifnrtl l,ueli. Aunt Mae—What are you crying for, Johnny? Little Johnny—l belong to two Sun day schools and they are both goins to have their Christmas trees oa th® same night.—N. Y. Truth. Tlie ('lirliitniaN Turkey. Never buy a yellow-fleshed turkey. TS is a sign of poor feeding. A fine turkey} (hould have firm, white flesh. Purchasers should also notice that redness and' "oarseness about the legs are the sign of in old bird.