4 Sut 18 pence." "It's no' that I'm vexed aboot—it's no' the price. That's easy sorted. But the last time that bag was blawn up it wis by Aunty Jean, almaist wi' her very last breath, an' that canna be restored!"— Glasgow Times. A ill main uod llaln. It seems strange that no animal, un less it Ik? the squirrel, seems to build Itself a shelter with the express object ©f keeping oft the rain, which they all so much dislike. Monkeys are miser able in wet and could easily build shel ters if they had the sense to do so. "As the creatures hop disconsolately along in the rain," writes Mr. Kipling in his "Beast and Man In India," "or crouch 011 branches, with dripping backs set against the tree trunk as shelter from the driving storm, they have the air of being very sorry for themselves." But even the orangou tang, which builds a small platform in the trees on which to sleep at night, never seems to think of a roof, though the Dyaks say that when it is very wet it covers Itself with the leaves of the pandanus, a large fern. Crsnhtsß. He was an awful swell, and If there was one thing more than another that he prided himself on it was the lit of his clothes. "I can never get u dress coat really to fit," lie said to his partner as he glanced down at a perfectly made gar ment, with a hope, of course, that she would at once disclaim the insinuation. "Look at this thing." "Well, it is atrocious," she said cool ly. "But why not sava your money and buy one? It is so much ch<*aper in the long run than hiring." Hl* Other N'ftme. The candidate for the place of coach man liad been weighed and was not wanting, according to Ills new mis tress' lights. Then the question of his name, which was Patrick, came up. The mistress objected to it in her heart, so she explained that it was her custom always to call her coachman by tils family name. Llad 1m any ob jections? "Not the slightest, ma'am." "What is your last name, Patrick?" "Fltzpatrick, ma'am." A Thrmt That Wm Heeded. In 18tMi the Prussian government de manded an indemnity of 125,000,000 from the city of Frankfurt. The head of the house of Uothschlld thepe sent word to Bismarck that if an nftempt were made to enforce the levy the Uoths<4illds would break every haute in JJprtlu. Knowing the power behind the threat, the man of blood and iron yield ed. Slipper)- Rim runltlee. Tahe a sufficient quantity of pulver ised slippery elm bark, stir it in hot or warm milk or water to the consistent of a poultice. This is a most eHlcaclons poultice, Is of almost universal applica tion and removes inflammation sdtoncr than any other. If tincture of njyrrh be added It is valuable In boils, Ulcers, carbuncles, etc. Dick's Rncyclopedla of Practical Kecipes. InzloQN to Hear It. Mr. Sampson (tremulously)— Miss I.ydla, I want to tell you—er—the old, old story- Then his agitation got the lietter of Mm, and he paused. Lydla—Go on, Mr. Sampson. Never mind if it is a chestnut. Perhaps I've never heard it before. Low Church—nnd Salary. "It must be understood," said the vestryman, who was extremely "low church," to the new rector, "that the rector here shall have no surplice"— "Gracious!" exclaimed the Itev. Mr. Newcome. "How could one have a sur plus on the salary you offer?"— Phil adelphia Press. Necdn I'rodrtlnsr. "It is a great mistake, Mabel, to trifle with the afTections of a man who loves you by encouraging some one else." "Well, he's a little slow, auntie. I think he needs a pacemaker." WASHINGTON LETTER. Continued from First paK'-- country contending with the fact that they cannot harvest a money crop under eighteen months from the time they enter upon their land and that in the meantime they must support their families, cannot but appreciate that the provision whereby a settler can, at the end of fourteen months, borrow cash upon his land, make a final pay ment and get a clear title on which to base a mortgage, is a wise one, •s wise to-day as when it was enacted by Congress. The needy settler who has lived in the com munity for fourteen months and demonstrated habits of thrift and industry, can always secure from the local bankers the funds with which to commute his claim and enoughjto live on temporarily, stock his farm, buy a few agricultural implements; etc., aud that class of men makes a good citizen. 1 ap preciate that there may be a seri ous fight in Congress this session, over this subject, but I have rea son to believe that a majority will support my bill.'' A Love Letter. Would not interest you if you're look ing for a guaranteed Salve for Sores, Burns or Piles, Otto Dodd, of Ponder, Mo., writes, "I suffered with an ugly sore for a year, but a box of Bucklen's Salve cured me. It's the best Salve on earth. 25c at L. Taggart's l)ru« Store. The linger that points with pride is usually encircled with a new engagement ring. A Perfect Painless Pill. Is the one that will cleanse the system, set the liver to action, remove the bile, clear the coustipation, cure headache and leave a good taste in the mouth. The famous little pills for doing such work pleasantly and effectually are De Witt's Little Early Risers, Bob Moore of Lafa yette, Ind., says: "All other pills I have used gripe and sicken, while DeWitt's Little Early Risers are simply perfect." Sold by R. C. Dodson, The Eureka Mfg. Co., of East St Louis, 111., want a man with rig to in troduce Poultry Mixture in this coun ty. They guarantee $3 50 a day to a good worker and they furnish bank reference of their reliability. Send stamp for particulars. Eureka Mfg. Co., Box 99, East St. Louis, 111. 46-1-ly. j Adam, \ j Meldrum & } | Anderson Co. J ) N. Y. 3 s 396-408 Main Street, 3 112 Dress G-oods i C 2fi pieces 38-inch cream ftincy English- J j Moeairs, latest novelty for shirt waists, T < laundries beautifully; regular selling J j price 80c special 39c } S 1 case 40 Sieces 36-inch all-wool Granite 3 > Suitings, full line, new fall colors and 1 c black; sold everywhere at o*7 '/n } V 50c; sale price Of A 11 S Extra special Dress Goods bargain—2s i 1 pieces 48-inch all-wool French Melange ) S Zibelinen, In the newest fall Colors. I F Whynay others 11.25 for the YJ C - \ > name goods? 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