Cameron County press. (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, September 03, 1903, Image 1
TIIP: CAMERON COUNTY PRESS. ESTABLISHED BY C. B. GOUI.D, MARCH 1866. VOL. 38. Popular Opening Attraction. Fourth Street Opera House, Wednesday Even'g, Sept. 9th, 1903 mam £>£LL£ GOLD. The Funny Musical Farce Comedy, "HIS NIBS THE BARON." (Nothing but Smiles.) Headed by the Clever Comedenne, BELLE GOLD. Fun for all and all for fun. Excel lent singing and dancing Magnifii cent scenery. Beautiful costumes. Prices '2sc, 35c, 50c and 75c. ili-jnililii-aii County Convention. The Republicans of Cameron County will meet in Convention at the Court House, in Emporium, on Tuesday, Sept. 15th, lUO3, at 1:30 o'clock,p. m., for the purpose of electing a Chairman of the County Committee and naming candidates for Associate Judge, Prothono'ary, Register, Record er, etc.. District Attorney, Coroner and Jury Commissioner and for the transaction of such other business as may properly couie before said Convention. A. C. BLUM. Chairman. ATTEST:— J. P. MCNARNEY, Sec'y. Republican Primary Election. The Republican Primary Elections for Camer on county will be held on SATURDAY, SEPT. 12th, 1903. Emporium Borough West \V;H*d, at City Hall, at 7.Q0 to 9:00 p. m. 5 deleAtes; Middle Ward, at Council Room, at 7:00 to r 9 p. m.—4 delegate; East Ward,at Host- House,at 7:00 to 9:00 p. m.—3 delegates. Shippen Township, at Court House, at *2:00 to 4:00 D. m.—7 delegates. Portage Township, at Sizerville Bath House, at 6:00 to 8:00 p. in.—l delegate. Lumber township, at McOonnell's Store, Cam eron, from 6:00 to 8:00, p. m.—3 delegates. Gibson Township, at Curtin House, Drift wood at 2:30 to 4:30 p. m —3 delegates. Driftwood Borough, at Curtin House, at 7:00 to 9:00 p. ni.~3 delegates. Grove Township, at Shaffer's Hotel, from 6:00 to 8:00 p. m.—s delegates. Saturday. Sept. sth is the last day for filing nominations for delegates to County Con vention. Monday, Sept. 7th, at 2:00 o'clock, p. m., the vigilance committees will meet and open and announce the nominations for delegates toCounty Convention, reducing the number of candidates by lot to twieethe number to be elected. By order of County Committee, A. C. BLUM, Chairman. ATTKST:— J. P. MCNARNEY, Sec'y. t&uummmmajmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm—mmmm Political Announcements. All Announcement* under this head must be signed by the candidate and paid in advance to insure publication. ASSOCIATE JUDGE. E I'lor Press:— Please announce my name as a candidate for Associate Judge, subject to the decision of the Republican County Convention. JOHN MCDONALD. Driftwood, Pa., Aug. 25,1903. •** PROTHONOTARY, REGISTER, RECORDER, ETC. Editor Press: — Please announce my name as a candidate for Prothonotary, Register, Recorder, etc., subject to the decision of the Republican County Conven tion. C. JAY GOODNOUGH. Emporium, Pa., Aug. 25, 1903. The Oliver Cromwell Entertainment Large Number of Home Talent Now Rehearsing. Rehearsals for the uliver Cromwell entertainment which is being prepared under the auspices of the Presbyter ian church and to be given in the Opera House on Monday and Tuesday evenings, Septrmber 14th and 15th are now in progress Miss S. Ethel Brown, of Washington, D. C., one of Mrs. Monroe's assistants is instructing the participants in this great historical production and the affair promises to be one of the events of the season. There was a large attendance at the first rehearsal on Tuesday evening and those present took up the work very enthusiastically and the trainer is much pleased with the progress they are making. The entertainment consists of lecture with dramatic features, a series of gorgeous tableaux, music, processions and speaking parts, the whole round ed out with a series of stereopticon views. One hundred or more of the leading talent of the town are taking part and will represent persons and scenes of the Cromwellian period, while Mrs. H. E. Monroe, the origina tor and lecturer delivers the lecture and illustrates with 75 superb stereop ticon views. The entertainment is not only beau tiful and Jthrilling but instructive as well and none of our people can afford to miss it. County Officers Outing. County Commissioners Vogt, Lewis and Mason, accompanied by their clerk, I. K. Hockley,were doing Atlan tic City this week. We may expect a rise in the tide almost any time now. WASHINGTON LETTER. (From our Regular Correspondent.) Washington, August 31, 1903. Editor Press:— As soou as tlie news from Beirut was received, Secretary Hay hast ened to Oyster Bay to confer with the President and after the confer ence which also dealt with the sit uation in Colombia and the pros pects of the Panama canal treaty, Mr. Hay determined to come at once to Washington, thus curtail ing his vacation by several weeks. Reports from Hogota seem to indi cate that the chief obstacle in the way of the treaty is the pride of the Colombians and it is by no me ins certain that, after a delay sufficient to satisfy the spirit of the legislators, the convention will not be ratified. This, at least, is the hope of the administration. Mean while, Dr. Herran, the Colombian d'affaires, has been instructed to subscribe to a press clipping bureau and to forward to the Colombian Congressional Library extracts from all the American newspapers apropos of the treaty. It is argued here that when the Colombians see how many newspapers urged the immediate abandonment of the Panama Route in favor of the Nic araguan-Costa Rican route, that too will have a salutary effect. Secretary Shaw has greatly re lieved the apprehensions enter tained by leading financiers, by de vising a method whereby he will be able to deposit in the national banks a fund of not less than $40,- 000,000 if the movement of the crops this fall is attended by a money stringency. According to the Secretary's explanation, he be gan last fall to gather the internal revenue receipts into a fund to meet just • such an emergency. These receipts have been aggre gated so that there has been no intermixture of customs receipts and the Secretary believes, there fore that he has all necessary auth ority to use the internal receipts to relieve the banks if the occasion arises. It is, moreover, the inten tion of the Secretary to accept state and municipal bonds as col lateral for the deposits of the in ternal revenue funds as was done last year when the stringency in Wall Street became acute. It was not the intention of Secretary Shaw, however, that this source of relief should become known at this time, as he feared that his ability to relieve the situation might be discounted, but the facts leaked out and now the Secretary will ex plain his plans in an address he will deliver in Chicago this week. Bear In Mind. It is hoped our citizens will bear in mind the piano fund entertainment at the courthouse, to-morrow (Friday,) evening. The occasion will be a rich literary and musical treat. So much has been said of the abilities of the talent engaged—Misses Gilmore and Huntley—that a good sized audience should greet them. Tlie price of ad mission is 25 cents. The following complimentary reference is very flatter ing: Miss Gilmore's readings were en joyed by a large assembage.—Buffalo Express. Miss Gilmore was greeted by a large audience, who were delighted with her excellent programme.—The Republi can, Scran ton, Pa. It gives me great pleasure to pro nounce the services of Miss Gilmore as satisfactory in the highest degree. We have had many readers at entertain ments during the past two years, but none have given such satisfaction and pleasure as this young lady. I can un hesitatingly commend her to any church or society desiring the services of a natural, sensible reader. REV. WM. NAST BKOADBECK, D. D., Boston, Mass. A Writer of Missouri Tales. It. E. Young, whose novel, "Sally of Missouri," is announced by McClure, Phillips & Co., for fall publication, has an admirable short story in the Sep tember McClure's, called "Penangton s Love Affair," a story of unusual psy chological grasp and dramatic power. The characters are boldly drawn Mis souri types, gentlefolk or southern an cestry—Miss Kate Carew, her dissolute I brother Marly, and her lover, Major Mastersnn The major is a fine figure of a man, whom Miss Kate, with her brother's example before her, will not accept until he shall sign the pledge, which the major, on principle, as stoutly refuses to do. These three act ! out a little drama of passion and love 1 that makes one look forward to the j longer work with real anticipation. nr. Metzler Away. The Rev. O. S. Metzler left last Mon day for a two weeks' absence, Ocean Grove, N. J. being his objective point, i The Rev. R. S. Oyler, of Keating Sum j mit will occupy his pulpit Sunday, : Sept. 6th and the Rev. R. J Knox, ! pastor of the Cameron circuit, will | preach Sunday, Sept. 13tli. The mid j week prayer meeting will be regularly 1 maintained. "Liberty and Union, One and Inseparable."— WEßSTEß. EMPORIUM, PA., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3,1903. Committed Suicide. William J. Stephens, who worked at Sinnamahoning with the bridge gang recently, and the nian who came to Emporium one night about the Bth of August, crazed by drink, and demand ed Sheriff Hemphill to protect him, saying that men were after him and would kill him for a crime he was ac cused of. The Sheriff not knowing the lacts locked him up until morn ing, when it was found that the man was suffering from delirium tremors. The Sheriff procured medi cine and cared for him for two weeks, during which time he recovered suf ficiently and was released, the Sheriff accompaning him east as far as Itenovo. The man was found hanging in a cell in the police station at Wilkesßarre last Friday. He had been arrested for try ing to take his own life. The poor un fortunate made several unsuccessful attempts at self-destruction while at Sinnamahoning. In his pocket was found this dying statement in verse of a crime of which was never committed: Gome, listen, people, one and all, To this my true confession, I'll tell the truth before I die, For that is ray intention. In the village Siu-na-Mahoning; Aw', the month, July, you see. While the birds were singing sweetly, In nineteen hundred and three. A heinous crime was done there. You all know this quite well, Upon a little child one night At the Mountain House Hotel. They took me on suspicion, And brought me into tow,' To suffer for another's crime, I was compelled to go. But I am innocent of this. Although perhaps I'll die, But "GUILTY," God knows of this one. No never, never, I. But never mind, there is a day Of judgement coming yet, If not on earth, before the throne God's judgment they will get. So just one word before I quit. And, perhaps when I am dead I. hope you will believe me In those last words that I have said. I am not "guilty" of this crime, And the thought of it drives me wild. God knows it just as well as me, Of the crime upon that child. Innocently yours, W. J. STEPHENS. The above lines were written while in jail at this place. Some years ago Stephens lived in Scranton, says Philadelphia North American, where he had married the daughter of BeDjamin Hughes, a gen eral superintendent of the Delaware, Lackawana and Western Railroad Company. He was well-to-do and moved in excellent society. He and his wife could not agree and after their separation ho had frequent tits of despondency, the last of which ended in his death. Emmanuel Church Building Fund. At a meeting of the Vestry of Em manuel Church last Thursday evening, Dr. A. W. Baker, who has been Treas urer of the Building Fund the past year and a half, returned the books of the account to the Vestry. The fol lowing is an abstract of the report of receipts and expenditures: RECEIPTS. From members of the Parish $18,150 14 From persons in the County not mem bers of Emmanuel Parish 781 10 From persons outside the County 1,225 00 Total Receipts 120,156 24 EXPENDITURES. J. W. Krlner £15,453 43 Murry & Coppersmith, 2,420 73 Furniture, 1,408 10 Architect's fees, 568 63 Discounts, 94 83 H. C. Parsons fee, 30 00 Advertising for bids, 24 75 Freight and drayage 23 89 Grading and seeding 23 25 Repairing organs, 53 51 Half-tone cut of church, 2 00 R. W. Robinson, Treasure of Sunday School amounts received from Sun day School classes for chancel fund. 29 70 George A. Walker, Treasurer, of Parish Balance of account 23 42 $20,156 24 The foregoing account is of those funds only which passed through the hands of the Treas urer of the Building Fund. The following resolution was adopted by the Vestry: "WHEREAS, Dr. A. W. Baker, a member of the vestry- is about to remove from the bounds of the Parish, and WHEBEIS, as a member of the Parish,asVestry man, and as Treasurer of the Building Fund and member of the Building Committee, he lias served the Parish with zeal and efficiency; be it Resolved, That we hereby express to him our grateful appreciation of his services to the Parish and our regret that he is about to depart from us. A Prolific Hen. Alfred Nelson came into our sanc tum on Saturday with a hen's egg that weighed but 92 grains. While the hen that laid it is one of his choice blooded stock which has a record for large eggs, of which she lays one each day, this small one being laid in addition to the regular out-put. He claims the ! distinction of possessing the greatest | hen in this section, and says he has ! been breeding for this particular point ] for a long time, and hopes by a little more care and training, to accomplish t his end —receiving two of the average ! sized eggs from one hen daily; and pos i sibly better. Ball Game. Last Friday the St. Louis Stars, a 1 female base ball team, crossed bats with I our nine, and were beaten by a score iof6to sin a five inning game. It was a very disagreeable day. The contin ued rains of the previous two days left i the grounds in bad shape, necessitating i a short game. It is said the visitors i were fairly good ball tossers, played i and looked like men, and had the weather been favorable the game would undoubtedly have been an interesting ; one. Teachers' Examination. Teachers' examination will be held j in High School room, Emporium, on ! Friday, Sept. 4th. MATTIE M. COLLINS, I County Supt. Evidently Prosperous. Chas. Kresge, ofDußois, but former ly of Emporium, writes us enclosing a check at the same time requesting us to allow the PRESS to drift that way for another year. Of course we gladly complied with his request, as we have many others during the past week. It is very gratifying to know that so many former Cameron county resi dents will continue weekly to receive a "letter from home." The PRESS continues to do business at the old stand. The Dußois Express, in speak ing of Mr. Kresge's success, which will be gratifying to his many Emporium friends, says:"Charles Kresge of the South Brady street meat market is "reaching out." He has just added a modern sausage department in the rear of his new large market; he will manufacture everything in the prepar ed meat line, sausage such as bologna, frankforts, liver-wurst, head-cheese, pickled pigs feet, tripes and mince meat, in fact everything sold in a first class market. He has installed a steam jacket ket tle for rendering lard with a capacity of 100 gallons. Also a bone and shell grinder, and sausage stuffer. Messrs. McArthur, Wirth, Cooney & Co., of Syracuse, N. Y., furnished the out-fit, which is one of the best and most complete in this section of the country. The Express extends con gratulations to this new departure and wishes its proprietor abundant suc cess." Abuses in Assessments. There is in this county, as well as all through the state, a growing sentiment in favor of the adoption of more string ent laws governing the mode of assess ments. While there are many grave abases in the present system there also remains the greater danger in case of adoption of parvaluation, that of the danger of officers levying a high rate in order to, unnecessarily, increase the volume of money to be" expended. The following article from the Kane Republican, upon the subject, is worthy of space: The method of assessing the proper ty on capticious estimates, so common ly in vogue, is becoming the subject of condemnation. In Philadelphia Mayor Weaver is urging the adoption ofasystem of rating a par valuation, and the Philadelphia Press, in com ments of approval equally applicable to other sections of the state where abuses in assessments prevail, says: The market value of a property is something that can be ascertained and proven. If an assessor departs from this very widely his deviation can be demonstrated and the wrong corrected. If the assessments are published and made readily available, as ought to be done, and, we believe, is contemplated, every taxpayer can at once compare his assessment with that of his neighbors and each neigh borhood can compare the valuations made there with those of other neigh borhoods. This gives the taxpayer a basis of comparison and a standard of value on which he can intelligently and forcibly base his protest and ap peal to the Board of Revision if he considers his assessment unjust. For these reasons the par assessment ought to give us pretty nearly fair valuations since the assessor's judge ment will have to bear examination and be justified by the record of real estate sales. This, we believe, is a reform. The selling value of a prop erty is a standard of value that can bo arrived at, not always easily and quickly, but it can usually be ap proximated with reasonable fairness. Under the new method assessors will be held to this standard as nearly as possible and the publication of the as sessment will be evidence of their de gree of honesty and competence in this matter. Now they make their | guess and there is no standard by j which it can be corrected. They do | not assess at the full value, but at a percentage known only to themselves, which varies widely, capriciously and ! very unfairly. Corner Stone Club Entertained. Monday evening the Corner Stone j Club, was delightfully entertained at j the home of Mr. and Mrs. William i j Hackenburg, and an elocutionary pro ] gram was given in the early part of | the evening after which the club held | a business meetiug and at the close, ! was surprised by a dainty spread ! served by Mrs. Hackenburg. A debate ; | took place as to weather the gentlemen | in the house should participate or I not. It was finally decided to call them, the hour being late they had re i j tired to their rooms but learning that i inner man was to be feasted it did not take them long to putin an appear ; | ance. Toasts were given, one of i which was strictly original and right ;I to the point. And from Mr. Van i j Gelder: l ; Here's to the Corner Stone Club, , | May it,like a wheel round its hub. Continue to revolve to the completion of the new Presbyterian Church. Got Into Altercation on the Buffalo Flyer. A moulder named Clark, who board -1 ed the east-bound Buffalo Flyer Thurs -1 day at Emporium, and who is alleged 1 to have been intoxicated, got into an - altercation with the conductor over the payment of the fare, was arrested by ; Railroad Detective Paris, and on the ' arrival of the train in Lock Haven, says ' the Democrat, was taken off and putin ! jail. He will have a hearing before I Alderman Parsons. Large Attendance. The Baptist Association at Empori um Tuesday and Wednesday, was I largely attended by clergymen and 1 others from adjoining counties. Wo hoped to publish a full account ot the proceedings but failed to secure the facts. School Hatters. Next Monday, Sept. 7th, is the date set for the opening of the public schools. The following corps of teach ers will be in charge: Principal, E. S. Ling; assistant, Miss Suedden; Senior Grammar, Miss Larrabee; Junior Gram mar, Miss Barker; A Intermediate, Miss Maxwell; B Intermediate, Miss McQuay and Miss Ritchie; A Primary, Miss Gregory and Miss Cummings; Second B Primary, Miss Cleary and Miss Metzger; First B. Primary, Miss Bair and Miss Ludlam; Kindergarten, Miss Bryan. Miss Suedden and Miss Maxwell take the places of Mr. Snyder and Miss Robinson, respectively, who resigned after being re-elected. Our efficient and public spirited school board have made various im provements looking toward the better welfare of the school children. New furniture has been purchased for several rooms and numerous small repairs have been made. A new school has been provided to relieve the Grammar school which has been over-crowded for several years. The new school will be known as the Junior Grammar and will occupy a room on the second floor of the East Ward school building. It will be composed of all pupils who were last spring promoted to the B class of the Grammar school from the A Intermediate. All pupils having been so promoted will report to the East Ward building instead of to the High School building as on previous years. The Kindergarten will occupy a room on the second floor of the city hall, and their former room in the East Ward building will be occupied by the A Primary. Pupils will remember to present to the teacher on Monday morning their certificates of admission which were given last year to all pupi s taking the final examinations The principal will be at the office in the High School building next Saturday, September 5, from 1:30 to 4 p. m., to assign pupils who for any reason do not have certi ficates of admission. This does not apply to those who have just come of school age. All books given to pupils for use during the summer should then be re turned. Attention is once more directed to the provisions of the law concerning vaccination. Pupils who have not been vaccinated will not be admitted to the schools on Monday. There is yet time to attend to this matter. Pupils will not be admitted to the buildings before 8:45 o'clock on Mon day morning, at which time the first bell will be rung. Telephonic communication between the school buildings is an improvement not mentioned previously, but which will be a great convenience. Parents will please note that no children under six years of age are en titled to admission to the first primary grade and also will please remember that no child under four years of age should be sent to the kindergarten. All schools are crowded with those who are entitled to admission, and others most not apply. E. S. LING, Principal. Mr Hinkle Comfortable. John J. Hinkle, at the time of going to press, continues to hold his own and in fact is more comfortable than he has been for several days. A profes sional nurse, Miss May Cantwell, of Williamsport, has been engaged and is in constant attendance, under direc tion of Dr. DeLong. Mr. Hinkle's many friends are greatly interested in his recovery. Union Picnic. The picnic of the Cameron Circuit held at the Keystone Park, proved to be a very pleasant one, and those who attended say they had a most delight ful time. Andrew Ingersoll of More Hill, showed his picnic spirit by bring ing his wagon packed with people and good things. Andrew does things about right. All the appointments were represented except Beechwood. All speak in highest terms of the Key stone Park. Will Attend Hundred Thousand Dol lar Club Convention. Don M. Larrabee came up from Philadelphia on Monday to spend a few days with his parents. In addition to building up a law practice he is al so acting as a manager for the New York Life Insurance Company and will shortly attend the annual conven tion of The Hundred Thousand Dollar Club of the New York Life, composed of representatives of that Company who pay for one hundred thousand dollars or more of new business in a year. The convention this year will be held at the famous Chateau Fron tenac, Quebec, Canada. DEATH'S DOINGS. SEQEE. Ollie, the fifteen year old daughter of Mrs. Oliver Segee, whose husband's death occurred a few weeks ago, died Saturday morning, August 29th, from diphtheria, after a brief illness. Since her father's death she has been employ ed at the Keystone Powder plant, but being of a frail constitution, found the work too heavy. She was believed to be better and her recoverv was confi dently expected, until a sudden turn for the worse came, baffling the best efforts of the physicians. The inter ment took place last Sunday, the Rev. O. S. Metzler officiating. LITTLEFIELD. IVA. L. LITTLEFELD, aged 14 months daughter of Mr. and Mrs. William Littlefield of the East Ward, died yes terday moring of membranous croup, after a short Illness. The funeral will take place Friday afternoon; interment in Sizerville cemetery. TERMS: $2.00 —$1.50 IN ADVANCE WEATHER REPORT. (Forecast by T. B. Lloyd.) FRIDAY. Fair. SATURDAY. Fair. SUNDAY, Fair. BRIEF nENTION. Fewer gallons; wears longer; Devoe. Call on N. Seger if you want some thing good in the clothing line. Why not arrange for a game of ball between Driftwood and Emporium ? The Corner Stone Club wish to thank all who donated anything to wards the decorating of the opera house. The M. E. Church will hold a festival at Beechwood on Saturday evening, September 5. All are cordially invited to come. Avail yourself of the opportunity and purchase your clothing of N. Seger, while he is offering such excep tional bargains. If Senator Tillman had only lost his coarse vocabulary and clanging voice, when he lost his railroad pass, what a happy riddance. The party who exchanged umbrellas at the opera house last Thursday even ing, can exchange back by calling at the residence of E. H. Gregory. N. Seger is offering some special in ducements in the clothing line, having just placed an order for his fall and winter goods, and must make room before they arrive. The Japanese Fete given by the C. S. C , was a complete success in every way. Although the evening was very stormy the club was able to net a neat sum over and above expenses. Secretary Wilson has scored the cot ton speculators because of the cotton corner, but it may be that the Secre tary has a grievance because Wall street has dealt so mercilessly with the lamb crop. Mrs. Sarah M. Gifford, wife of John T. Gift'ord, died Monday night at 8:30 o'clock after a long illness of a compli cation of diseases. Mrs. Gilford was aged 51 years.—Lock Haven Republi can. As an appropriate place for grand international shooting matches, Turkey seems to have supplanted Sea Girt. There is a Russian fleet in the Black Sea and an English fleet in the Medi terranean and Turkey lies between them. Malicious boys of Meadville threw stones at the automobile of General Miller on Friday, one of the stones striking his grand-daughter on the forehead. The Meadville Star, which reports the attack, states that arrests are to follow. Thirty machinists at Bradford are out of a job. They were employed at the Caldwell & Co. shops and asked permission to lay off to see the circus parade of the great Barnum & Bailey shows. This was refused them and they went anyway. When they re turned they were informed that their services were no longer required. Corner Stone Laying. The Corner Stone of the New Pres byterian Church will be put it place with appropriate, brief, services, on Tuesday next (Sept. S) at two o'clock in the afternoon. All are welcome to the ground to witness and help on with the ceremony. A brief but com prehensive history of the church will be read, if time permits, and will then be deposited in the box, along with a list of other things to be announced on the occasion. There Are None Better. The new advertisment of Buffalo's leading merchants, Messrs. Adam, Meldrum & Anderson, are early in the field with their fall announcement, which appears in this issue of the PRESS. This wide-awake hustling firm are on the top round of prominence in the business world. Write to them for anything you may need and you will receive prompt attention. Their pop ularity in this section ofPennsylvania, as well as southern New York, is a guarantee of honest dealing and value for the money every time. For Sale. An ideal driving horse. One that will please you all day long. One light single and one light double harness, one pair light sleighs and one platform wagon. One yoke oxen, one two seated car riage with top, one road cart with top, and two open road carts. As I have no use for the above men tioned, I can and will give you the worth of your money. | Terms: Cash, or approved paper, | with reasonable time. 27-tf. FRANK SHIVES, Good Roads. 1 The state lughwfty department are asking county commissioners to report to them the number of miles of public roads in the various districts which they will report to the highway de partment. For a very brief engagement "His Nibs the liaron" conies to this city and is the vehicle in which Miss Belle Gold is offered as the star. "It is to laugh" is the most consise way of explaining the objects of the play. All dramatic offerings are expected to teach a or read a lesson or (ill some particular want. The object of "His Nibs the Baron" with his misunderstandings, complications and other mishaps is merely to cause a laugh, a hearty laugh and one which will linger in the mind long after the last vestige of it has disappeared from the f.ice. The fulfillment of this particular purpose has been most satis factory this season and playgoers of this com munity who are seeking a relief from the stress and cares of this work-a-day world can find nothing better to see, hear and enjoy, than an evening with "His Nibs the Baron."' At opera house. Wednesday, Sept. 9th. Tickets at Lloyd's NO. 28-