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WI rk. PAK'IICULAU ATTENTION PAID TO LAW
PiiINTINO.
No paper will be discontinued until arrear
ages arc paid, except at the option of the pub
lisher.
Papers sent out of the county must be paid
tor iu advance.
A new feature has been added to the
education of the young'women gradu
.. , ates from WelJes-
Study lor
ley. Provisions are
College Girls. . , , ,
to be made by
which these young women during the
course of their college instruction are
to be taught some of the general prin
ciples of agriculture. Undoubtedly
this work will include vegetable gar
dening, horticulture, floriculture and
general agriculture. While nothing
more will be attempted than the theo
retical, save in a few cases where it
would be possible to make the instruc
tion of practical importance, the sole
object for the present will be to give
some much needed information about
common things that many of the com
ing generation, and particularly young
women of city breeding, are sadly de
ficient in. Considering the fact that
the vast majority of the present city
bred population are generally from
only one to three generations removed
from the farm, this tendency in educa
tion is not so wonderful as it might
appear. As long as agriculture is the
foundation of American business it
will never injure the young women,
even of as high an institution as
Wellesley, to become speakingly fa
miliar with its general principles. Again
there are those who are inclined to be
lieve that the modern idea of proper
education is along lines too classical
for practical people. They will evi
dently view the proposed change in thin
leading eastern college with favor,
though there are undoubtedly those
who would have chosen a line that
would appeal more closely to the after
life of the average young woman.
A memorial tablet is on exhibition in
two rooms of the Nebraska State Ilis
torical society at
Plant Tree# . J
Lincoln which i 6 to
and Trath.. bp upQn OQ<;
of the big redwood trees in a park at
Santa Cruz, Cal., in memory of the late
J. Sterling Morton, former secretary of
agriculture. This tablet is about two
feet square and is cast with its inscrip
tions standing in bold relief so that
they may be read at a considerable dis
tance. On the upper left-hand corner
ore the words "Plant truths" and upon
the upper right-hand corner the words
*'Plant trees." Below these words is a
design composed of four oak leaves and
an acorn on a single, twig, beneath
whichissct forth the significance of the
tablet, as follows: "In memory of J.
Sterling Morton, of Nebraska, father
of Arbor day; born April 22, 1832; died
April 27, 1902. By order of Nebraska
State Historical society."
So many vicious amusements bid for
the evenings of a young man in a city
that one is tempted to ascribe a definite
moral value to the indoor sports, like
basket-ball and bowling, which have
been so popular of late. Athletic in
terest is a good thing in itself, and, as
the Springfield Kepublican suggests,
we should appreciate it more if we
Studied a people who, like the French,
are without it, and sa-w the ideals that
take the place of the athletic ideal our
own young men set up. If the athletic
interest finds expression, now and then,
in what seems a trivial pastime, we can
better pardon that than leave the
young man's evening open to the de
moralizing influence of places: like the
saloon.
"I think there is some one on the
fourth floor!" cried the foreman of a
Chicago factory, rushing back into
a blazing building from which he had
just led a crowd of working girls. A
volunteer followed him, but when the
heal and smoke became unbearable
he shouted to the foreman to escape
with him. "I could just see Parr
through the smoke," the volunteer
taid afterward; "he was going on."
Parr's body was found later near the
fatal stair, ilis soul goes marching
on.
Bven lledin, the explorer, has a mot
lo for his coat-of-aruis which finely ex
presses the reasons for his success.
King Oscar selected the motto, "Volun
tate et Lahore"—"By Wish and by
Work." The conqueror of difficulties
in oilier departments than that of
searching out the hidden places of the
earth is likely to find that he owes his
triumph to love for his work and to
diligence.
ON MONROE DOCTRINE
President Roosevelt Discusses Prin
ciple and What It Involves.
It* Hearing on the I'nnania Canal—
l£s |tln I tin Attitude Toward the
Venezuelan Affair true*
ClaiuiM of the .\avy.
(Atldress delivered at Chacag'o, April 2, 1903.)
Mr. Chairman, Ladies, anil Gentle
men:
Ever since the time when we
definitely extended our boundaries
westward to the Pacific and south
ward to the gulf, since the time when
the old Spanish and Portuguese col
onies to the south of us asserted
their independence, our nation has
insisted that because of its primacy
in strength among the nations of the
western hemisphere it has certain
duties and responsibilities which
oblige it to take a leading part
thereon. We hold that our interests
in this hemisphere are greater than
those of any European power possi
bly can be, and that our duty to our
selves and to the weaker republics
w ho are our neighbors requires us to
see that none of the great military
powers from across the seas shall
encroach upon the territory of the
American republics or acquire con
trol thereover.
This policy, therefore, not only
forbids us to acquiesce in such terri
torial acquisition, but also causes us
to object to the acquirement of a
control which would in its effect be
equal to territorial aggrandizement.
This is why the United States has
steadily believed that the construc
tion of the great Isthmian canal, the
building of which is to stand as the
greatest material feat of the twen
tieth century—greater than any sim
ilar feat in any preceding century—
should be done by no foreign nation
but by ourselves. The canal must of
necessity go through the territory
of one of our smaller .sister repub
lics. We have been scrupulously
careful to abstain from perpetrating
any wrong upon any of these repub
lics in the matter. We do not wish
to interfere with their rights in the
least; but, while carefully safeguard
ing them, to build the canal ourselves
under provisions which will enable
us, if necessary, to police and protect
it, and to guarantee its neutrality,
we being the sole guarantor. Our in
tention was steadfast; we desired ac
tion taken so that the canal could
always be used by us in time of
peace and war alike, and in time
of war could never be used to our
detriment by tiny nation which was
hostile to us.
After considerably more than half
of a century these objects have been
exactly fulfilled by the legislation
and treaties of the last two v r ears.
About the same time trouble arose
in connection with the republic of
Venezuela because of certain wrongs
alleged to have been committed, and
debts overdue, by this republic to
citizens of various foreign powers,
notably England, Germany and Italy.
After failure to reach an agreement
these powers began a blockade of the
Venezuelan coast and a condition of
quasi-war ensued. The concern of
our government was of course not to
interfere needlessly in any quarrel
so far as it did not touch our inter
ests or our honor, and not to take
the attitude of protecting from coer
cion any power unless we were will
ing to espouse the quarrel of that
power, but to keep an attitude of
watchful vigilance and see that there
was no infringement of the Monroe
doctrine-—no acquirement of terri
torial rights by a European power at
the expense of a weak sister repub
lic—whether this acquisition might
take the shape of an outright and
avowed seizure of territory or of the
exercise of control which would in
effect be equivalent to such seizure.
The terms which we have secured
as those under which the Isthmian
canal is to be built, and the course of
events in the Venezuela matter, have
shown not merely the ever growing
influence of the United States in the
western hemisphere, but also, I think
I may safely say, have exemplified
the firm purpose of the United States
that its growth and influence and
power shall redound not to the harm
but to the benefit of our sister repub
lics whose strength is less. Our
growth, therefore, is beneficial to
human kind in general.
There is a homely old adage which
runs: "Speak softly and carry a big
stick; you will go far." If the
American nation will speak softly,
end yet build, and keep at a pitch
of the highest training, a thorough
ly efficient navy, the Monroe doctrine
will go far.
Well, in the last two years I am
happy to say we have taken long
strides in advance as regards our
navy. The last congress, in addition
to smaller vessels, provided nine of
those formidable fighting ships upon
which the real efficiency of any navy
in war ultimately depends. It pro
vided, moreover, for the necessary
addition of officers and enlisted men
to make the ships worth having.
\inprlclt'H Railway Inventions
This country invented the parlor,
sleeping and (lining cars, the pressed
stcel freight car, and many of the
best features of the modern locomo
tive, the airbrake, the automatic
coupler, and a host of related de
vices, and il runs Hie fastest long-dis
tance trains.
\ arlety.
Benedict —I've only been married
long enough to realize that the wife al
ways wants to wear the trousers.
"Not always; every nowand then she
wants a new dress to wear."— Phi.'udel
phia Press.
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, APRIL 9. 1903.
CHARGE OF BRIBERY.
Dr. Flowcr'i Attorney Is Said to Have
OfYV-rrd tt.OOO to Obtain ludlt t>
nicnts.
New York, April 4. Lnwver George
Ediwar<] Mills, the business partner
of the son <if Dr. Richard C. Flower,
was arrested Friday on a charge ot
attempting to .bribe Assistant Dis
trict Attorney Garvan, who is the
prosecutor in the case against Dr.
Flower. It is alleged he offered Mr.
Garvan $1,7."<0 for the five original in
dictments against Flower.
Acting District. Attorney Schurman
made the following statement in ref
erence to the case:
"On Monday, March 30, a man pur
porting to represent George 15. Mills,
one of R. C. Flower's lawyers, came
to the office of Mr. Garvan, deputy
assistant district attorney, and
stated that Mr. Mills wanted to meet
him with a view of making a money
proposition to induce him to get rid
of the charges pending against R. C.
Flower and to make a favorable re
port declaring that the late Mr.
llagaman died from natural causes.
Mr. Garvan immediately brought the
man before District Attorney Je
rome, who took charge of the matter
from that time on.
"At, District Attorney Jerome's di
rection Detective Sergeant I'rindley
met Mills, who made the proposition
to him that for the sum of $2,000 he
obtain from the office the original in
dictments against Flower and deliver
them to Mills, to be destroyed in his
presence.
"To-day Brindlev met, Mills at a
restaurant and Mills there gave him
$1,500, saying the money was to be
given to Mr. Garvan; also $2.10 for
Ilrindley personally, saying that lie?
(Mills) had $2.(0 more which he
would keep for himself. T! rind ley*
then delivered to Mills the five origi
nal indictments against Flower,
which District Attorney Jerome had
procured for that purpose with the
permission of the court. Urindlcy
at once placed Mills under arrest and
called witnesses who were in the res
taurant at the time and in their pres
ence took from Mills' possession the
five original indictments against
Flower."
BUSINESS BOOMS.
Outlook In TOany Brandies I* Mor«
•favorable- Trade Hevlew.
New York, April 4. R. G. Dun &
Co.'s Weekly Review of Trade says:
Another week of goo<l weather has
brought out a large volume of busi
ness, many manufacturers receiving
urgent requests for immediate ship
ments. Floods have caused serious
losses at a few points along the Mis
sissippi and traffic was interrupted
on .railways in that vicinity, but on
the whole the freight situation is
more satisfactory than at any time
this year. Quicker transportation has
relieved the fuel pressure and the in
dustrial situation would be unpreee
dentedly favorable, were it not for
the prevalence of labor disputes.
Less interruptions from fuel scarc
ifj- and traffic congestion have pro
duced a most desirable condition of
activity in all departments of the
iron and steel industry, but the
structural workers' strike has tend
ed to restrict resumption.
Textile manufacturing conditions
are unsettled by strikes, and the fu
ture course of prices as well as the
general situation must depend large
ly upon this factor. Throughout the
cotton industry there is a disposition
to await developments. Only a very
light demand is coming forward for
men's wear woolens and worsteds,
and most new orders are for filling
out sample business.
Failures this week in the United
States are 173, against 167 in the cor
responding week last year, and in
Canada 18, against 22 last year.
MINERS' STRIKE.
Struggle that Promises to be Stubborn
Begins at Snow Slioe, Pa.
Altoona, Pa., April 4.—What prom
ises to be one of the most bitterly
contested strikes ever known in the
central Pennsylvania bituminous coal
region has been inaugurated at the
mines of the Lehigh Valley Coal Co.
at Snow Shoe, Pa. The officials of
District No. 2, United Mine Workers
of America, say that the coal com
pany is forcing the fight to destroy
the organization rather than to set
tle any differences over scale mat
ters.
The company has refused to allow
a cheek weighman on the tipple, al
though the presence of the check
weighman is compulsory according to
state law, if the miners desire to
have one there. The miners' officials
also say that the company has dis
charged 50 men for joining the or
ganization.
DEATH IN A STORM.
Tornado that Swept Over Southern
Indiana was Very Destructive.
Washington, Ind., April 4.—One of
the most destructive tornadoes in
years swept through the country, de
stroying barns, houses and trees. At
the Wathen district school were 40
children. One end of the building fell
inward. The children were on the
opposite side of the room, but a lit
tle girl was struck by a brick and
fatally injured, and several others
were badly hurt. The two-story
house of Frank Palmer was lifted off
its foundations. Mr. Palmer's barn
and its contents were destroyed.
At Oakland City, a wall of the Oak
land City Manufacturing Co.'s build
ing caved in. O. C. May, an employe,
was buried under the debris, receiv
ing fatal injuries.
The Sultan Yield*.
Washington, April 4.—The long ex
pected interview between United
Stales Minister Lelshman and the
sultan of Turkey took place yester
day at Constantinople. Minister Leish
man cabled the state department that
he presented the president's letter to
the sultan and received satisfactory
assurances on all points mentioned.
These relate to the recognition of di
plomas issued by American colleges
in Turkey to native graduates and a
general admission of Americans in
Turkey to the privileges enjoyed by
other nationalities
Mrs. Laura L. Barnes, Wash
ington, D. C., Ladies Auxiliary to
Burnside Post, No. 4, G. A. R.,
recommends Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
41 In diseases that come to women only,
as a rule, the doctor is called in, some
times several doctors, but still matters
go from bad to worse; but I have
never known of a case of female weak
ness which was not helped when
Ijydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound was used faithfully. For
young women who are subject to
headaches, backache, irregular or pain
ful periods, and nervous attacks due to
the severe strain on the system by
some organic trouble, and for women
of advanced years in the most trying
time of life, it serves to correct every
trouble and restore a healthy action of
all organs of the body.
" Lydia E.Pinkliam'sVegetable
Compound is a household reliance
in my home, and I would not be with
out it. In all my experience with this
medicine, which covers years, I have
found nothing to equal it and al
ways recommend it." MRS. LAURA. L.
BARNES, 607 Second St., N. E., Wash
ington, D. C. SSOOO forfeit If original of
mtoue tetter proulng genuineness cannot be produced.
Such testimony should he ac
cepted by all women as convinc
ing evidence that Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
stands without a peer as a rem
edy for all the distressing ills of
women.
Fastidious Young Man.
The most fastidious man in Missouri ha*
been found on a farm a few miles south of
Nevada. Oneday tracks that had been made
by bare feet were found on what is known
• s the Autenrieth road. It has been learned
that they were made by a young man living
in the neighborhood who had had his shoes
aiccly shined aud was carrying them under
his arm to keep them from getting muddy.—»
Kansas City Journal.
This Will Interest Mothers.
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chil
dren, used by Mother Gray, a nurse in
Children's Home, New York,, cureFeverish
ness, Teething disorders, Stomach troubles,
destroy worms. All Druggists, 25e. Sample
FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy,N. Y.
Give advice to others if you will, but take
an occasional dose of it yourself.—Chicago
Daily News.
The Overland Limited, solid train Chi
cago to the Coast daily. Chicago, Union
Pacific & North-Western Line.
He —"What is your favorite stone?" She
—"Oh, this is so sudden!"— Harvard Lam
poon.
I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my life three years ago.—Mrs. Thos.
Robbins, Maple Street, Norwich, N. Y.,
Feb. 17, 1900.
One active virtue is worth ten absent vices.
—liam's Horn.
Explosions of Coughing are stopped by
Hale 8 Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pike's Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The braggart deceives no one but himself.
—Ram's liars.
One of the essentials of the happy homes of to-day is a fund of
information as to right living and the best methods of promoting 4>. | Jsfj
health and happiness. With proper knowledge, each hour of PffiFf fSz*
recreation, of enjoyment and of esort may be made to contribute 112) Y
to that end and are of not less value than the using of the most I. V-.
wholesome foods and the selecting of the best medicinal agents yS
when needed. With the well-informed, medicinal agents are used Sr S?9ir>„ *3
only when nature needs assistance and while the importance off £J II I \
cleansing the system effectually, when bilious or constipated, has I * &Jj cjra- \\
long been known, yet until within recent years it was necessary I yfj <rsk-%
to resort to oils, salts, extracts of roots., barks and other cathartics R ((' J 'V jtfiiM, if v
which were found to be objectionable and to call for constantly I'M J JfiywTk fc 1
IThen physicians having learned that the most excellent laxative J
and carminative principles were to be found in certain plants,
principally in the leaves, the California Fig Syrup Co. discovered I^2*^
a method of obtaining such principles in their purest condition and V. ] J j// J /,
of presenting them with pleasant and refreshing liquids in the form I MI
most acceptable to the system and the remedy became known as— Y I Jr | fit
Syrup of Figs—as figs were used, with the plants, in making it, tA i i \ ;Jrl
because of their agreeable taste. . / jn
This excellent remedy is now rapidly coming into universal use as the I V V JH\ v --.SI (yl
best? of family laxatives, because it is simple and wholesome and cleanses V tar Vm. (,(\
and sweetens the system effectually without disturbing the natural f'Q vj\/\ A
functions and without unpleasant after effects and its use may be discon- W|\ / jAjr I M
tinued when it is no longer required. \jl cX/J U Sf \
All who would enjoy good health and its blessings should remember W V I /-s J / ,/
that it is the one remedy which physicians and parents well-informed fi AJ ///
approve and recommend and use and which they and their little ones P*>—
alike enjoy, because of its pleasant flavor, its gentle action and its
beil Syrup ofFigs is for sale by all reliab e druggists, at the regular price 112
of fifty cents per bottle, in original packages only, having the name of \
the remedy—Syrup of Figs—and the full name of the Company— ' •"ml
California Fig Syrup Co.—printed on the front of every package. \
(&F9RNIA. En SIW I?
San Franclico, Cal.
Louiivllle, Ky. New York, N. V. I
SURE CURE FOR RHEUMATISM.
U This Case the Tomato Proved ta
Be Just m Good as (ha
Potato.
"I have been cured of rheumatism
strangely," said a fat man, according lo the
Pniladelpnia Record, "it happened in this
manner: "I was groaning in my oHice the
other day when the janitor of uie building
entered and said:
" 'Are you ill, sir?' ,
" 'Oh, I'm nearly crazy with rheumatism,'
I answered.
" 'Well, sir,' said he, 'I tell you what you
do. Just you get a raw tomato and carry
it in your pocket and in a little while you
will be all right.'
"1 got the raw tomato, and I carried it,
and, by Jove, the rheumatism lett me. fcio 1
called in the janitor and made him a pres
ent of a box of good cigars.
" 'You cured me, William,' I said to him
in a hearty voice. 'With your raw tomato
you cured me entirely.'
" 'Raw tomato, sir?'eays William. 'Why,
sir, you misunderstood me. 1 diidn't say
raw tomato. 1 said it wa&araw potato that
you were to carry.' "
Wiith u Few Dollars
'o invest, the farmer or artisan desirous of
changing his location should investigate con
ditions in Missouri, Kansas, Indian Terri
tory, Oklahoma and Texas. "Business
Chances," and other interesting books tell
ing tif (he prosperity and progress in the
Great Southwest, free. Address "KATY,"
304 Wainwright Bldg., St. Louis Mo. Low
Colonist Excursions from the North on the
first and third Tuesdays of each month.
Sotiw Too Good.
A Jasper county (Mo.) farmer paid a high
tribute to the literary talents of a Carthage
real estate agent the other day. Hedecided
to sell his place and got a real estate agent to
write the notice. NVncn the agent read the
notice to him he said: "Read that again."
After the second.reading he said,: "I believe
I'll not sell. I've been looking for a place
of that kind all my life and' didn't know I
had it until you described it to me."—Mil
waukee News.
Tlie nest Way to Teach History.
The idea of object teaching, the founda
tion of the Froebel system of instruction,
has in recent years met with general accept
ance and adoption in almost every branch of
education, high and low, with resultant ben
efits which are beyond question. Even such
subjects as grammer and arithmetic are
now taught in this way so far as practicable,
and with marked advantage over the old
dry and abstract method. The practice of
teaching history by making pilgrimages to
the very scenes where great historical events
have occurred is an application of the same
principle and much more valuable in the
way of impressing the reality of history upon
the minds of the young than any amount of
mere text-book instruction could be. Are
cent issue of the "Four-Track Series," pub
lished by the New York Central manage
ment, gives a description of the historical
sites in the immediate vicinity of New York,
which will be of exceeding value for the
guidance of teachers and others who desire
to adopt this method of historical study.
One of the best ways to develop civic pride
and promote good citizenship lies in this
very direction, an increase of knowledge of
local history being accompanied with an in
crease of interest in matter- of local govern
ment and a higher concern for what affects
the welfare and pood name of the commu
nity.—From Leslie's Weekly.
Clerk—"l should like to get off early, sir,
as my wife wants me to do some odd jobs
about the house while it is light enough."
Manager—"Can't possibly do it!" Clerk—
"Thank }ou, sir. You are very tind."—
London Answers.
To Care a Cold la One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c.
Nothing is more unjust or capricious than
public opinion.—Hazlitt.
The Chicago & North-Western is the only
double track railway between Chicago and
the Missouri River.
Talent is that which ia in a man's power.—
Lowell.
June Tint Butter Color makes top of the
market butter.
A gent is an abbreviated gentleman.—Chi
cago Journal.
"KIDNEY COLDS."
i he
urine, infrequent and too frequent
urinary discharges tell of kidneys
out of order.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney
ills from common backache to dan
gerous diabetes.
A. T. Ritenour, owner of the wood
yard at 125 East Cork Street, Win
chester, Va., says: "Ever since I had
La Grippe I have been a sufferer
from kidney troubles, which made
themselves apparent in racking
pains through the region of the kid
neys and across the small of my
back. The pains were always se
vere, and sometimes so sharp and
biting that they compelled me to
take to my bed. The kidney secre
tions furnished further evidence of
disorders. They were off color, ir
regular, and painful of passage.
Added to this there was an annoying
weakness. The newspaper advertise
ments of Doan's Kidney Pills attract
ed my attention, and I procured a
bqx of that remedy at Franek Baker
& Sons' drug store. The relief I ex
perienced was magical. The pilla
lifted me from my bed of sickness,
placed me on my feet, and made me
a well man. I can work as well as
ever. Doan's Kidney Pills, I believe,
saved my life. They are a great
remedy to stop kidney troubles re
sulting from colds."
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr. Rit
enour will be mailed on application
to any part of the United States.
Address Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
N. Y. For sale by all druggists;
price 50 cents per box.
HIS "HONEY" HAD VANISHED.
The' Wmiter Didn't I'nderitind JoJia—
>»«'< Inquiry, liut He Thought
He Did.
A young Philadelphia!* whom we may call
Johnson, because that is not his name, was
married several days ago, and it occurred to
him that he would take his bride into an up
state town on their honeymoon, relates the
Philadelphia' Ledger. He was particularly
desirous of .visiting this town, as he told has
bride, because at tne hotel where he intend
ed staying "they served such delicious honey
at every meal. "That will be delightful,
said Mrs. Johnson.
The counle arrived at the hotel in dua
course, and they were just in time for tea.
Johnson escorted his bride proudly to a
table in the dining room and then, after an
admiring glance at her, looked quizzically
round the board. There was no honey on
the table and none in the room. Johnson
was surprised and called a waiter. "See
here," said he, "where's my honey?" Th«
waiter seemed at a loss as to what to say,
but finally leaned forward and in a stag®
whisper said: "She don't work here no
mo'!
The most completely lost of all days ia
the one on which we have not laughed.—
Chamfort.